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39 headlines found matching 'county'
Mon July 27, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Founding Fathers, in their infinite and infallible wisdom, designed a system where one county in Ohio will decide who wins the White House
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Sat July 25, 2015
(Info Wars)
 
 
 
A Pinellas County Environmental official warns a man about keeping the BBQ aroma on his own property (w/video)
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Thu July 23, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
4th Annual Orange County Fark Party, August 15th, 8pm
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Wed July 22, 2015
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
After an embarrassing deputy hire-and-fire, Volusia County announces stringent new hardcore background check technology: Google
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(SportsGrid)
 
 
 
Bloom County 2015 is gaining new characters from Facebook comments, like this one woman's '80s high school principal who objected to her Cutter John T-shirt
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Thu July 16, 2015
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Maricopa County band-aids over another of Sheriff Joe's illegal policies: "The Sheriff's Office put us in a situation we should never have been in"
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Wed July 15, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Missouri county to fly flags at half-staff for a year to "mourn" gay marriage. This in no way cheapens the memories of those for whom the flags have been lowered in the past, of course
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Thu July 09, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Same sex marriage now available in all but 20 U.S. counties. Guess where those 20 are
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Wed July 08, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Instead of quitting over having to issue same-sex marriage licenses, county clerk wants Kentucky to issue marriage licenses online so he can get some relief from ongoing violation of his religious freedom
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Sun July 05, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A stroll through Bastrop, Texas, where the townsfolk are in the final stages of their preparations to resist Obama's impending Jade Helm invasion. "They are not nuts and wackos. They are concerned citizens, and they are patriots"
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Tue June 30, 2015
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Arkansas county clerk resigns over gay marriage in county named for gay Confederate general. BINGO
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Sat June 27, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
World-ending software glitch, 15 years ago: The Y2K bug, in which computers would think the year 2000 was 1900. World-ending software glitch, today: County marriage license software that doesn't allow for same-gender couples to be selected
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Fri June 26, 2015
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
SCOTUS: "No one would dare challenge our marriage opinion by denying same-sex couples licenses." Denton County, TX clerk: "Challenge accepted"
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Two 80-something year old men became the first same-sex couple legally married in Dallas County, Texas after being a couple for 54 years
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Denver County Fair cancels Pot Pavilion for 2015, citing lack of interest from vendors, sponsors. "There's a huge overload of marijuana events in this town now"
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Thu June 25, 2015
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Franklin County homeowner kills intruder for second time in four months." Unfortunately, there is not a single zombie mentioned
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Tue June 23, 2015
(Tampa Bay Newspapers)
 
 
 
Wondering what to do July 4, 2015? Pinellas County's Ric Romero wannabe says highlight will be firework shows, drops some background knowledge on this important holiday with "Independence Day facts" section
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Sun June 21, 2015
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Man shot during gun safety class in Orange County
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Fri June 12, 2015
(APM Marketplace)
 
 
 
Rich Marin County, CA residents upset over George Lucas' plan to build affordable housing on Grady Ranch. "Basically you've volunteered us for the ghetto"
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Tue June 09, 2015
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Cook County has the largest mental hospital in the nation. And it's the Cook County Jail. Huh, that's a funny name for a hospital. Less funny "ha ha" and more funny "sad clown"
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Thu June 04, 2015
(Fox 14 Joplin)
 
 
 
Bourbon County Sheriff's Office may sell its treasured Tommy gun to interested civilian in order to raise money for modern guns. If this story sounds as if came from flyover country, it did
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Mon June 01, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Volusia county lifeguards had to rescue 32 people who thought they could swim on Saturday
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Sun May 31, 2015
(Heartland Connection)
 
 
 
Someone walked into the Macon County, Missouri jail to bail out some other loser and got themselves arrested on drug charges. This is not a repeat from last week
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Fri May 29, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
How many Orange County prosecutors does it take to violate the constitutional rights of one mass murderer? All 250 of them
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Thu May 28, 2015
(Some Nonprofit Farker)
 
 
 
Adopt a $5 rubber duck to win $5,000 and support a Farker's 23-county food bank. DIT
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Sun May 24, 2015
(Patch)
 
 
 
Bacon arrested after dispute over sausage
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Fri May 22, 2015
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Incredibly angry man calls 911 four times to demand ride home and speak to "whoever runs Moron County" (w/ incredibly angry mugshot)
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Thu May 21, 2015
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Democratic candidate for Allegheny county council seat loses to stiff competition
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Sat May 16, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Want to keep your job as assistant state attorney? Then maybe you should have filed those 116 county ordinance violations and 177 misdemeanor DUI cases
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Thu May 14, 2015
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
The Indiana County Fair just won't be the same now that they've cancelled the hog wrestling event
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Wed May 13, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Come back to England & play county cricket", They said. "Score runs & demonstrate your talent", They said. "Then you'll get back in the national team", They said. Yeah, about that. Stupid tag is for the ECB
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Mon May 11, 2015
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
North Carolina county commission might be okay with non-Christian prayers, if only there was a "Jewish pastor" willing to deliver them. No Muslims, of course
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Wed April 29, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Map shows the dominant religious group in every US county: "Kansas, Illinois, Indiana, and West Virgina have the most diversity when it comes to religious groups. Vermont and New Hampshire are considered the Godless states"
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Thu April 16, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Looks like the Fairfax County Police Department is going to need to find another spokesman to announce that their spokesman was just arrested for kiddie porn
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Tue April 14, 2015
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
If you add a "possession of a deadly weapon" charge to your rap sheet while doing a stretch in County, it probably won't enhance your rep in the yard if that weapon is a spork
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Fri April 10, 2015
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Today's angry drunk who has managed to get banned from every pub in the county for brawling, is Irish Olympic boxer John Joe Nevin
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Tue April 07, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man grabs ex-girlfriend, hits her and stamps on her head. Fark: In the middle of the county courtroom after the judge ruled against him
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Mon April 06, 2015
(KeysNet)
 
 
 
When towing your boat along the busiest road in your county, it's always a good idea to strap said boat to the trailer on which it sits
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Wed April 01, 2015
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
County Attorney in Arizona to a Vietnam veteran after learning the man is a recreational user of marijuana: "You're violating the law and I have no respect for you as someone who would try to claim that you served this country and took an oath"
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