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Fri September 15, 2017
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
The deaf community in Manatee County, Florida may not have been adequately briefed on the impending hurricane, but they were definitely prepared for monsters and bears
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(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Los Angeles County Fair had judges awarding blue ribbons to hogs and cows inside, while a California DMV sting sent bogus handicap placard owners to see the judge outside
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Wed September 13, 2017
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Of course she used the county credit card. Dog tuxedos don't buy themselves
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Millionaire opens his $30 million home to dozens of foster kids displaced by Hurricane Irma after they were evicted from their shelters. Bonus: arcade games everywhere
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Mon September 11, 2017
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Manatee County deputies rescue Manatees stuck in the mud in Manatee County, Florida. Manatee
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Sun September 10, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Manatee County issues emergency update on Irma with an ASL "interpreter" who CLEARLY has no idea what he's doing. This captioned video describes what he was actually telling Deaf people
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Sat September 09, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
LaSalle County, Illinois prosecutor facing 17 felony counts related to running an unauthorized vigilante unit illegally stopping and searching 'suspicious' vehicles along I-80 for weed. What a go-getter
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
With no other news going on, Sky News decides to answer the hard hitting questions, like 'Where's the most expensive place in England to get a pint?' In related story, Drew cancels flight to Surrey
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Polk County, FL Sheriff: Please evacuate to a hurricane shelter, where we'll be checking IDs and arresting anyone with a warrant
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"You have people in this country for 20 years, they've done a great job, they've done wonderfully, they've gone to school, they've gotten good marks, they're productive - now we're supposed to send them out of the country? I don't believe in that"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
FL Gov Rick Scott declares state of emergency in advance of IRMAGAHD
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Sun September 03, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Burning man dies at Burning Man
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
County secretary admits stealing exotic dancer fees because husband spends too much at Home Depot
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(Patch)
 
 
 
'Taylor Swift Experience' debuts at L.A. County Fair. So if you wanna see a cow sculpted outta butter, get a hard-sell on buying a jacuzzi or see the sweater that late pot-snorting victim Becky wore home from the hospital, your day's set
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Fri September 01, 2017
(wildernessireland)
 
 
 
Photoshop this colossal cliff on the County Clare coast
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Houston Police Chief says he won't tolerate criminals and looters taking advantage of people during Hurricane Harvey. That behavior is reserved for motels, stores and gas stations
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Wed August 30, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well-tanned Chris Christie says "I would not have pardoned Arpaio." Also would not have left that last cheeseburger on the plate at last state dinner
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Hazzard County is the only place that needs an air traffic controller for cars
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Man charged with robbing magazine salesman is looking at time, maybe even life
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
One man Fark Party in Beaufort County, South Carolina. "The man handed deputies a brown bag and claimed it was hallucinogenic mushrooms, at which time he also told police he had recently consumed some"
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Thu August 24, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The last county without ACA coverage will soon have an insurer, the WH presser offered nothing of substance, and Farkers in the wake of Hurricane Harvey, stay safe. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread, starts at 8PM EDT
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(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Not news: White guy punches black guy on camera at Orange County anti-immigration rally. News: White guy is Antifa, black guy a Trump supporter. Fark: White guy says on Twitter "arrest me, LMFAO." And since you're reading about it here...
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Wed August 23, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump sends message to corrupt law enforcement officials everywhere that those convicted of criminal contempt will be pardoned, starting with Sheriff Joe Arpaio
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Like a television anchor? Want to get on the news? You could try sending them child porn, if you're an idiot
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
A member of the Pima County AZ Board of Supervisors doesn't show up for work after calling in "Nazi" that day
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Sat August 19, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rare 6th Century coin pendant found in field in UK. The story of how it got there is Byzantine
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Fri August 18, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
New Confederate monument set to be unveiled in Crenshaw County, AL. Because remembering unknown Confederate soldiers who never came home from Civil War belongs next to RV park belonging to man who owns the monument
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In an interesting first run of Utah's tiered primary system, a moderate - once previously a registered Democrat and whom chaired the county party committee - wins the Republican primary to replace Jason Chaffetz
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama county school board orders all students to stay inside during next week's eclipse
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Helping the homeless could soon pay big bucks. How big? Up to $75,000 if you're a homeowner and let them live on your property
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Tue August 15, 2017
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"Sheriff Harrison said it was an accident and advised people not to spray gas on a fire"
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Mon August 14, 2017
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
County administrator hearing EMS worker complaints tells them they can kill themselves if they're unhappy. Fark: The group had just lost a deputy to suicide
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Today's police brutality incident is brought to you from Euclid, Ohio
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Fri August 11, 2017
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Woman finds something edible in McDonald's
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Thu August 10, 2017
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indiana Republicans discover that they love early voting in places like Hamilton county, but hate it in Marion county, so they reduced its availability there. The fact that one trends Republican and the other Democratic has nothing to do with this
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Marylanders: OMG why do you county government idiots keep running these deficits? Do something. County: How about we raise taxes? Marylanders: WHAARRRGARBL. County: OK, we'll cut services instead. Marylanders: OMG WHARRRRRRRGARRRRBL
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Mon August 07, 2017
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
♫ Drink all night, piss with might. Take my hand, off to county jail my friend ♫
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Sat August 05, 2017
(KCRG)
 
 
 
Subby excited to learn that his social security number, along with everyone else's in his county was "accidentally" emailed to the GOP today
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Fri August 04, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Think the U.S. economy is at full employment? Massive turnouts at Amazon's job fairs prove otherwise
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Cook County retailers appeal the ruling on the area's pop tax
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Baltimore County holds its First Annual Celebration of the Immortal Henrietta Lacks
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Wed July 26, 2017
(STLToday)
 
 
 
If you're a city employee and have been breaking into female coworkers' homes and stealing their underwear, feminine products and toiletries, it's not a good idea to get caught taking pictures up their skirts at work
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Wed July 19, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
St Pete mayor candidate declares that Obama was reparations and African Americans need to go back to Africa. In Pinellas County, this is known as the ultra-liberal position
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Greg Gianforte, the guy who beat up a reporter for asking him a question the day before Montana elected him to Congress, is objecting to being treated as criminal and is refusing to show up for fingerprinting and getting a mugshot
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
Police say the man who crashed truck into county government complex, set it on fire and died was not mad at government or any government official. In other news, police say no "real" evidence rising sun related to warmth
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Battle Creek Enquirer)
 
 
 
Michigan Union claims goats are taking away jobs from union workers. No, this isn't in Dearborn and it's not the Prostitute's Union
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Raiders' Las Vegas stadium site holds just 15 percent of parking required by Clark County code for a 65,000-seat facility. Oops
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Should Vendors Be Allowed to Provide and Sell Marijuana at County and State Fairs? Deep-fried Oreo vendors say YES
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
It's like The Bridges of Madison County but with less Meryl Streep and more otter attacks
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Rob Thomas charged with embezzling more than $100K from Monee church
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Judge blocks the implementation of Cook County's new tax on pop, which was to have taken effect today. No word if the judge can implement a requirement to make it a fine for anyone who improperly refers to pop as "soda"
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Thu June 29, 2017
(KITV Honolulu)
 
 
 
If you need to register your car or update your Hawaii State license I have some bad news for you. The good news is IBM is working on it
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Flagler County deputies are asking for help to identify a cross-dressing man they say has been wearing women's underwear and placing pantyhose on vehicles in a business parking lot"
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Accused thief hits 18 unlocked vehicles in Lititz, makes off with (among other things) Tic Tacs, dog treats and wet wipes
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Mon June 26, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Opiod prescriptions in Michigan outnumber people and are expected to overtake guns by 2025
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Santa Barbara Independent)
 
 
 
So what WOULD happen if Mexicans stopped coming to the U.S.? Despite the administration's rhetoric, we are finding out right now, as the Mexican economy improves and family sizes shrink. In one CA county alone, it meant $13 million in rotting crops
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
College fires professor who appeared on Fox News
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Bazooka Ricky arrested for outstanding warrants by Pasco County deputies. If you thought his name was odd, it does go well with his mug shot
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau joins Gary's Hug Club, which we are told is a CBS kids show and not that bar out past the county line
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Tue June 20, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Russian fighter jet comes within 5 feet of US reconnaissance plane over Baltic Sea. No word if Tom Cruise was 'communicating' or 'keeping up foreign relations'
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Three people charged for getting busy on a roof in Lancaster County
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Fri June 09, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Brevard County Sherriff can't wait for the next act of terrorism. Wait, that came out wrong
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Thu June 08, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
PBA Prez: Um, those police officers you see on video kicking and punching an innocent bystander who was set on fire by a car crash were really just trying to put out the fire
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Patch)
 
 
 
"You wish you were being f*cked by me," screamed a GOP councilman to a fellow county Republican employee. And now, the councilman has been accused of harassment
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(WBNG Binghamton)
 
 
 
Your move, Patrick Tribett
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Fri June 02, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bloom County creator Berkeley Breathed's joke about Trump suing him went over about as well as a Kathy Griffin photo
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Me TV)
 
 
 
The rise and fall of Arthur Treachers
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Wed May 24, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas sheriff blames Manchester attack on bad people. And by "bad people," he means the stupid politically correct British people who disarmed their citizens and let that guy in
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Pro-Tip: 'I guess you're here about the opium,' should not be the first words out of your mouth when a sheriff knocks on your door
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