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58 headlines found matching 'county'
Tue August 26, 2014
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(The Oakland Press)
 
 
 
County health department feels the need to warn people not to set themselves on fire
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Sat August 23, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
St. Louis County cop put on leave after video surfaces of him confirming FARK stereotypes of cops. Bonus birther, anti-Muslim, and 'four sodomites on the Supreme Court' rant thrown in as a bonus
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Fri August 22, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
County Clerk: Let's just go ahead and release you early. Convict: Gee, thanks. I started a family, finished parole, started a new li- Courts: Not so fast motherfarker
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Wed August 20, 2014
(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: It's like a speed trap on the information superhighway
 
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
County commissioners refuse to accept the existence of the 1st Amendment
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Tue August 19, 2014
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Remember that botched raid where the SWAT team threw a flashbang grenade into a toddler's crib? The county refuses to pay the toddler's medical bills
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Mon August 18, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post reports Michael Brown had that devil weed in his system, quoting an unnamed "source familiar with the county's investigation"
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Wed August 13, 2014
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
One St Louis strip mall, two businesses. One looted the other untouched. What made the difference?
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Brevard County businesses complaining about zombies harassing customers. No faces eaten yet
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Sun August 10, 2014
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Chicago Bears owe Cook County $4 million in amusement taxes. Apparently the county started charging after watching Jay Cutler try to move the offense
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Thu August 07, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Texas looking to open Loving Canal by allowing radioactive waste to be dumped in their county
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Wed August 06, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
It's come to this: County in Arizona will stop hiring smokers and begin testing all employees for nicotine in their blood
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Tue August 05, 2014
(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Director of County Animal Shelter is spending too much time with dogs, iguanas, and booze: "At that point, they said, Thomas stood up showing his teeth and growling as he attempted to leave the room"
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Sun August 03, 2014
(12 News Now)
 
 
 
News: Newton County, Texas Sheriff Eddie Shannon turns himself in after a warrant for his arrest was issued. Fark: After threatening to shoot all the officials at a commissioners court meeting and saying he wouldn't investigate the shootings
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Sat August 02, 2014
(Greeley Tribune)
 
 
 
Prize-winning goat reported missing from county fair, no information on whether it was to be used for any fraternity rituals
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Wed July 30, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Mike Rowe is running for county judge In Lafayette, Arkansas. It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it
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Mon July 28, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
How will Cena respond to Heyman's promo? Did Stephanie survive her trip to county lockup? Will we witness the formation of a new Nation of Domination? Can Ryder win twice in a row? Find out on WWE Raw (8pm est, USA/WWE Network)
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Wed July 23, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you're dressed up as a park ranger and kicking dogs while taking pictures of women, the Marin County Sheriff's Office in California would like a word with you
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Sat July 19, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
3rd Annual Orange County Fark Party, July 19th, 7pm
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Thu July 17, 2014
(Redding Record Searchlight)
 
 
 
Fearful that Berkeley is hogging all the crazy in California, Shasta County Board of Supervisors vote--unanimously--to investigate chemtrails
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man informs County Commission of little known Florida law that allows him to shoot each of them if they sell his home. Promptly learns of revised statute about threatening public servants
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Sun July 13, 2014
(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
County forced to tell two dozen employees that the raises they all got were a clerical error
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
If your contract coroner's van had a body fall out the back recently, the Bucks County authorities would like a word with you
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Sat July 12, 2014
(KTEN Texoma)
 
 
 
So you have a cushy county job with benefits? That's great, unless you smoke
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(KeysNet)
 
 
 
Killed by a booby trap cable across the path in my County? That's YOUR problem, dude. Tag is for Sheriff
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Wed July 09, 2014
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Remember the fire that almost burned down Stone Brewing along with a good chunk of San Diego's north county? Yeah, some dumbass kid started it
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
A man visiting his son at Cook County Jail was trapped inside a maximum security visiting area for 31 hours
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Thu July 03, 2014
(Island Packet)
 
 
 
Hurricane Arthur not expected to threaten Beaufort County
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(WNCT Greenville)
 
 
 
Hurricane Arthur expected to threaten Beaufort County
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Tue July 01, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Free agent QB Kevin Kolb set to join the Willacy County Jailbirds, compete with Ryan Leaf and Paul Crewe for starting position
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Wed June 25, 2014
(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Dallas now has more gun stores than museums and libraries
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Sat June 21, 2014
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Not news: A 82-year-old man is cited by police as he flies a kite. News: While naked. Fark: At county fairgrounds with a youth group nearby. Bonus: He was banned and told to stay away but came back the next day
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Fri June 20, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Performance artist and/or crazy person Victoria Jackson releases her second campaign video in her quest to become a county commissioner for Williamson County, TN and, well, it's exactly as crazy as you'd expect
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Family claims exotic spider monkeys are living in rural Virginia county. You'd think other people would notice monkeys with eight legs
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Sun June 15, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
County forced to move its morgue due to mold. It's not like it was bothering the corpses
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Sat June 14, 2014
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
San Mateo County, CA. announces first sighting of endangered California Condor since 1904. County wildlife officials promise the public they will do everything in their power to kill the bird once again
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Mon June 09, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hermann Goring's car goes up for eBay auction; winning bidder will be required to exhibit it at county fairs in between the zeppole booth and Blackjack The Giant Steer (10,000 Hamburgers on the Hoof)
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Sat June 07, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
So, two or three black bears get spotted and suddenly the county decides to offer $180 "bear proof" trash cans to residents
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Thu June 05, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Cliven "the negro on the welfare is the problem" Bundy owes the people of the United States more money than every other rancher in the county, COMBINED
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Wed June 04, 2014
(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Tea Party official enters a county courthouse through a propped-open door hours after closing and ends up locked in. The courthouse also contained "election material," but I'm sure that's just a coincidence
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Tyranny alert: County board tries to infringe on woman's God-given right to cartwheel during meetings
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Thu May 29, 2014
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Bad: Sonoma County man battling cancer is denied coverage by his insurance company. Worse: Despite having multiple tumors in his brain, lungs, liver & bones the insurance company says his hospital stay didn't meet the criteria for medical necessity
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Tue May 27, 2014
(9 News)
 
 
 
News: Three missing in Colorado mudslide. Holy fark: Mudslide estimated to be three miles long and up to 250 feet deep
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Mon May 26, 2014
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Oregon county bans GM crops. Surrounding counties fields about to burst into flames
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Sun May 25, 2014
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
The 19 most architecturally epic bridges. Suck it, bridges of Madison County
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Sat May 24, 2014
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Gozer the Gozerian, good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or the nearest convenient parallel dimension
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Fri May 23, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Virginia county board says that no "pre-Christian" prayers are allowed at its meetings. So you Muslims are golden. Jews... not so much
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Wed May 21, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Do you live in A) Washington D.C., B) the VA counties of Fairfax, Loudoun, or Arlington, or C) Montgomery County, MD? Well, you've probably been exposed to the measles
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Tue May 20, 2014
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Lake County, Florida's Sheriff's Office calls their bomb squad in after finding a cannonball in a box with old war relics. So *that's* what happened to the Breeders. I always thought they were off somewhere spitting in a wishing well
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Thu May 15, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
If you're going to have an affair with a coworker, 1. Make sure the phone you use for your sexy text messages isn't linked to your wife's iPad, 2. Don't be having your affair while you're on duty as a sheriff's deputy
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Wed May 14, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Headline: New Mexico County goes Bundy and votes to defy BLM over grazing rights. Story: By a vote of 2-0, so Jim and Bob decided they didn't like the gubmint "pushing them around"
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Justin Beiber reportedly under investigation by LAPD for armed robbery. Unknown if LA County Jail has a protective unit for pretty Canadian teen idols who think they're "street"
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
According to San Diego Fire officials, there's a fire in your pants. Ain't that the truth
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Sun May 11, 2014
(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
DHS, city, and county team up to arrest 40 for selling ... counterfeit clothing at flea market? "The safety risks of buying fake goods are real"
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Fri May 09, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Anyone looking for a missing coffin full of nunchucks, a crossbow and 44 other weapons can find it at the Volusia County Sheriff's Office
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Tue May 06, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
County Clerk rules that eligibility problems with some of the people collecting signatures for his ballot petitions means that Rep John Conyers isn't eligible to have his name on the Dem primary ballot as he runs for his TWENTY-SIXTH term
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Chesterfield, MO City Council shocked to discover that the more tax revenue they generate, the more they have to pass on to the county tax pool. Clearly, the only answer is to secede from the county
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(Inside Bay Area)
 
 
 
Anti-fraud county auditor candidate gets indicted for...wait for it ... fraud
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Sun May 04, 2014
(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
If you're an Iowan, the correct answer to "Do you have any idea why I pulled you over?" is "Is it about my license plate frame, officer?"
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