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Thu June 22, 2017
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hey, Hey, Hey two jurors kept me out of the pen
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
A huge number of seemingly "grassroots" anti-Ossof Tweets aimed at GA-6 voters have been traced to a cluster of Twitter accounts owned by a very vocal Trump-supporting businessman. Oddly, so were many anti-Handel Tweets in the primary
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Machete-wielding homeowner fends off 5 would-be robbers in what barely qualifies as news in Florida
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Sun June 18, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
El Mariachi arrested in Key West
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Fri June 16, 2017
(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you're an algebra teacher, someone might recognize you if you sell heroin near the school
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Thu June 15, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Cosby jury claims deadlock. Judge says have some more Jell-O pudding and keep deliberating
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
No soup for you
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Tue June 13, 2017
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Cristiano Ronaldo can avoid opponents when he kicks the ball, but can't evade a €14.7 million tax evasion accusation
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Sat June 10, 2017
(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
Today's smoking hot teacher charged with sex with students comes to us from Rocky Mount, NC (w/mugshot)
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Thu June 08, 2017
(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Missouri man has pair of pants stolen, and probably doesn't want them back
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Thu June 01, 2017
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
New ATM skimmers are stealing credit card information while being completely undetected. Although hackers are still taking less money from accounts than the ATM transaction fees
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Wed May 31, 2017
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
The man accused of stabbing three people in Portland confesses to the crime. Did we say "confesses"? We meant "brags"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
49% of Trump's Twitter followers are fake accounts, including a whopping 80% of his newest followers since January, possibly bought by the Cheeto himself, and possibly because Obama has three times as many followers as him
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Mon May 29, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Two men make a strong case for a Tennessee tag by poaching 40 bass, mooning the property owner, and then knocking over a porta potty
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
HEROES
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Welcome to Trump's America: Defense attorney arrested after telling rape victim that Trump would deport her if she testified
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Fri May 26, 2017
(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
"Hand over those pre-paid credit cards, or you get caulk"
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Dude tries to escape police by looking like a lady, but ends up looking like Steven Tyler instead
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Mon May 22, 2017
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
When a Lyft passenger blows her nose on your seat cover and starts throwing punches, it's time to end the ride
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"A white supremacist is being accused of fatally shooting his two neo-Nazi roommates after they objected to his decision to convert to Islam." There is one tag alone that can do this story justice
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Northwest Herald)
 
 
 
Who says cigarettes aren't addictive?
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ralph Lauren cuts discounts, beats estimates, looks pretty good
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
His user name was INCESTGUY8629. With mugshot OTD
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Sat May 13, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Total number of bogus Wells Fargo accounts could now be as high as 3.5 million. You get a fake account ... and you get a fake account
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Thu May 11, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man arrested for multiple incidents involving a fetish he refers to as "cranking" which entails removing a vehicle's spark plug wires to make the vehicle run roughly to help reach sexual self-gratification. I'm done with the internet for today
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Macron campaign faked out hackers by planting alluring data in "honeypot" accounts. Click the comments to read an exchange between Trump's psychiatrist and dope dealer
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Tue May 09, 2017
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Due to anti-vaccination fervor, chickenpox is back in Southern California. Hopefully no-one will die but so what if they do. As long as we got our anti-science way, that's all that counts
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you bought some gold bars from a couple of teenagers in Oregon, I have some bad news for you
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Sat May 06, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today has asked the FBI to check out wave of fake Facebook accounts because they got a surge of likes on their page and that was very suspicious because nobody really likes USA Today
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Thu May 04, 2017
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
But her armpits
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Group of bounty hunters who surrounded a car in a Walmart parking lot and shot up the vehicle, killing the innocent man, have been charged with murder. IG-88, Bossk, Zuckuss, 4-Lom, and Dengar insist they were set up by Boba Fett and claim innocence
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Wed May 03, 2017
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
If you're a teacher using heroin at school, don't leave your Facebook page open. Also, WTF is wrong with this reporter's forehead???
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Suspects arrested in Knox Box burglaries. Apparently, the Knox Box needs locks
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Underwear-clad carjacking suspect arrested in Orange City Walmart. Why does Fark allow only one Florida tag?
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Wed April 26, 2017
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Russian man receives the longest-ever prison sentence in the U.S. for hacking. Ironically, the sentence for any American conspiring with Russian hackers is four years in the White House
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Having your tooth pulled at the dentist is often unpleasant enough without worrying that your doctor will perform a procedure while riding a hoverboard
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Fri April 21, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Latest attorney tactic when defending client accused of rape: Women are good liars
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Sun April 16, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
The IRS has emptied bank accounts belonging to Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott over unpaid taxes
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Wed April 12, 2017
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Two entries in Yanukovych's little black book happen to match amounts deposited into Manafort's accounts, through defunct companies in Central America
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Mon April 10, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Prosecutor shows man's penis to jury, defense claims it won't stand up in court
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Sun April 09, 2017
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Old man learns that double-yellow-line enforcement isn't his job
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lead investigator of Wells Fargo fraud case given the boot, three new checking accounts
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Thu April 06, 2017
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Police were baffled by narcotic thefts at pharmacy until meeting the pharmacist. Mighty fine police work there, Lou
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Trump administration is all for unmasking when it comes to twitter accounts critical of the president
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Welcome to America, now give me all your social media accounts and passwords
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Mon April 03, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Cool guys walk away from explosions. Admittedly, the cool guy dress code includes more than just your underwear
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(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Ask Me About My Knife-Wielding, Home Invading Grandson: "Brass knuckles against an AR-15? C'mon. Who was afraid for their life?"
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
James Comey after a reporter found his private Twitter and Instagram accounts: "Actually, I'm not even mad. That's amazing." He also linked to the job bank at the FBI
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
♪ Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right down the line of cocaine ♪
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Bank regulator fails Wells Fargo on a scorecard for community lending. Although it was offset by an A+ for swindling customers with fake bank accounts
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
This bank heist mastermind's story would be just like Ocean's 11... if George Clooney or Matt Damon ended up rotting in a maximum-security prison
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Donna Betts, wife of founding Allman Brothers member, Dickie Betts, arrested on 18 counts of aggravated assault after pointing rifle at over 100 people from her dock
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Guys, it's not "fake news" when you've been charged with 15 felony counts for your "fake" Planned Parenthood undercover videos
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Get your fainting couch, but that Manafort fella *might* have been using 15 different Cyprus bank accounts and 10 front companies to launder money out of Russia
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Tue March 28, 2017
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Woman puts butt on cop's leg, threatens to poop
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Good news for Colin Kaepernick, there may be an opening with the Seahawks very soon
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
When stealing guns, a PlayStation, cash and other items from a home you might want to take a second to make sure you are taking everything that you came in with. Unless, of course you want to play Cinderella with the police
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man hides in Sears store after closing and tries to steal $830,000 in jewels. In even more surprising news, there was a Sears store with $830,000 in jewels
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Fri March 24, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Is it good for your health to sleep in your birthday suit? It actually does have some health benefits
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Despite overnight scrambling, as of this morning, Republican House "no" vote counts on Obamacare repeal sit at 36, well above the 22 vote threshold needed to kill the bill
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(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
Drug paraphernalia ✓ Meth ✓ Xanax ✓ Hydrocodone ✓ Being sold at a gas station ✓ Or as they call that in Arkansas just another day ending with the letter Y
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Tue March 21, 2017
(NOW Toronto)
 
 
 
Hermaphrodite frogs and feminized fish, as well as low sperm counts and reproductive problems in humans. Not my Toronto
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Will County Herald-News)
 
 
 
Burger King serves beer. If a beer- truck spill and an impromptu block-party out front counts. Have it your way
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Search warrant demands Google turn over the accounts, IP address, social security numbers, and credit card numbers of everyone who Googled a certain name
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Thu March 16, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Zoo owner arrested on 28 counts of animal cruelty. Which is going to suck on his resume
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
You ordered a pizza, but when you get it you find it has the wrong toppings. The prudent thing to do would be to A) return it and ask for a refund, B) just forget about it and eat it the way it is, or C) pump bullets into the building from your car
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Professional poop scooper gets probation for using fake Secret Service ID to impress women online
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Man gets hit by car, throws his watch at another car and causes £250 worth of damage by kicking it, then simulates a sex act in front of the cars' female passenger. Choose your ending: A) Ta-Da, B)The Aristocrats, or C)Then it gets weird
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Retailer: Okay so offering discounts on frying pans to celebrate International Women's Day was a bad idea. Who knew?
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Mon March 06, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House press release contains a paragraph copied verbatim from an Exxon press release. If everything in The Swamp™ is killed by an oil spill, maybe that still counts?
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man tells arresting officer in car: "I hope you enjoy cleaning that up." Maybe he meant his face (with mugshot)
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Tue February 28, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
White House condemns Kansas shooting as racist, adding "wink wink, nudge nudge"
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Wanna be a doc without all the annoying coursework? Fake it 'til you make it, but don't get caught purchasing fake awards (with mugshot)
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Mon February 27, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Re-trial of former L.A. County Sheriff on corruption charges begins even though he's in the early stages of Alzheimer's. Lawyer advises him to answer every question with "I can't recall"
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Scott Pruitt lied under oath during his Senate confirmation hearing. About what? "Have you ever conducted business using your personal email accounts?"
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Sat February 25, 2017
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
The republicans might be too scared to face voters at town hall meetings, but they haven't yet missed a single meeting with rich donors and their bottomless bank accounts. Priorities people. Priorities
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Fri February 24, 2017
(gHacks)
 
 
 
94% of critical Windows vulnerabilities could be avoided by not always using a Windows Admin account (No word on how TotalWindows and BareWindows accounts contribute)
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what a "sophisticated" pot operation looks like, look no further... than this mugshot
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