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Fri September 23, 2016
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Hey, boss, about that memory stick you gave me"
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Wed September 21, 2016
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Environmental group: Phoenix has the highest levels of chromium-6 in their drinking water. Phoenix: Hold up there, that's just the groundwater, which accounts for only two percent of our drinking water supply
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Wilford Brimley lookalike arrested on five counts of aggravated assault with a firearm, pointing a gun at another, terroristic threats, DUI and probation violations. No word on his diabeetus
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not only did Wells Fargo fire employees who set up fake accounts but they also fired employees who called an ethics hotline to report the practice. Details are in TFA but subby couldn't get past CNN using the term "pin number"
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Tue September 20, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Thank you, sir, but all you need to do to register as a sex offender is sign your name, not give us a demonstration"
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Sun September 18, 2016
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Cubs are in fine postseason form already
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Fri September 16, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
A routine 911 call leads to the discovery of three corpses. But, it's Ohio, where dead is better
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(Peterborough Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man 'overdoses on kiwi fruit' and goes on knife wielding rampage
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Wed September 14, 2016
(Norwich Bulletin)
 
 
 
Sleepy man with heroin spends nearly an hour trying to make milkshake at Connecticut convenience store
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Tue September 13, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ohio Mayor who "dedicated his life to Christ" admits raping 4-year-old, blames victim as a "willing participant"
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Mon September 12, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Wells Fargo exec who leads its business unit responsible for setting up over two million fake accounts has been fired and will pay for what she did. Just kidding, she's set to retire at the end of the year with a $124 million payday
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Sun September 11, 2016
(Inforum)
 
 
 
Because its far more important to arrest the journalist documenting dogbite assaults on protestors rather the personnel actually committing assault on the protesters
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Fri September 09, 2016
(Heavy)
 
 
 
Just in time for the 3.5mm headphone jack's funeral, here are the new lightning-enabled high end headphone models that will drain apple fanboy savings accounts worldwide
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Gonna vandalize someone's truck? Hey, make it a personal statement by leaving a banner on the windshield with Carrie Underwood lyrics
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Thu September 08, 2016
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Intoxicated man destroys Merrimack home during angry rampage, now must wear a Monitor
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo wants you to know that it's sorry for opening all those credit and savings accounts without customer consent so managers would meet bonus targets, and that it spent a good 20, 30 minutes digging through the couch for its fine money
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Wed September 07, 2016
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
County economic development head gets caught at step one
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Sun September 04, 2016
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Interrupting your burglary to paint the family dog purple is considered cruelty to animals, not to mention a good start on an insanity defense
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Fri September 02, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A university student who used a cloned credit card to go on a £3,000 luxury trip to Dubai was spared jail today so he can study law"
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Former space shuttle commander indicted for reckless murder of two girls
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Someone went into a gay nightclub and stuck acid in a lube dispenser. Police are trying to find out who is responsible for the bigoted, baseless attack
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Tue August 23, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's campaign staffers declare on personal social media accounts that Muslims are unfit to be U.S. citizens, mock how Mexicans talk, call for Secretary of State John Kerry to be hanged and state readiness for possible civil war
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Wed August 17, 2016
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Brazilian judge orders police to seize Ryan Lochte's passport so they can get to the bottom of this robbery investigation with conflicting accounts. Lochte's lawyer: Good luck finding him
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Tue August 16, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Attorney General Kathleen Kane found guilty on all counts of perjury, loses chance to become Batwoman
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Daughter accuses father of rape; lawyers show daughter committed 50 Shades of Perjury. Tag is for lawyers who actually had to read 50 Shades to get client acquitted
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Unskewing the election polls is so 4 years ago, now all the cool kids are unskewing Olympic medal counts
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Tue August 09, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Shelley Ross recounts the time Roger Ailes proposed a "sexual alliance" between them. A Super Friends with Benefits, if you will
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Today's Sunday school teacher indicted for 55 years worth of child molestation is brought to you by the Cobb County GOP
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Sun August 07, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The man who assaulted Dylann Roof in jail just had his $100,000 bond posted
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Fri August 05, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
So apparently the police can now shut down your social media accounts before they shoot you... Nothing to see here citizen, move along
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Thu August 04, 2016
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Naked and dirty, wandering in the woods is good when you're an adult, but when you're three, someone's going to have to talk to the police
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Yahoo looks into the breach of 200 million user accounts. Wait... 200 million people get their mail through Yahoo?
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Wed August 03, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. credit card accounts have now risen to pre-recession levels. Apparently the economy is on the road to recovery when people are once again comfortable with going in debt up to their eyeballs
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Tue July 26, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
At a "townhall" meeting in Roanoke, VA, Donald Trump attacked Senator Elizabeth Warren saying "she's got a fresh mouth" but he DID manage to avoid calling her "a broad", so I think for him, that counts as "acting presidential"
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Sun July 24, 2016
(AP)
 
 
 
There's one thing dumber than getting into a fight in a moving car and that's getting into a fight with the driver of the moving car. Meet dumber
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Wait...let me take a selfie
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Fri July 22, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
PG cop busted for R-rated photos
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Sentinel and Enterprise)
 
 
 
Bad: Your car gets stolen. Good: The cops get it back for you the very next day, still in good shape. Fark: Except the front seat's covered in blood from the guy they shot twice in it
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Pokemon Go accounts are selling for as much as $400. Hope you have Dragonite
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Turns out voter fraud actually exists. Oh wait, it was Republicans? Nothing to see here, move along
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Mon July 11, 2016
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Security guard fires gun in parking garage because: A) his life was in danger; B) someone else's life was in danger; or C) two men peed in threatening manner
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man accused of groping six people at a Disney water park gets out of jail and calmly answers the questions of all the reporters waiting for him outside. Just kidding. He sees all the news cameras and immediately walks right back into jail
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
UK real estate management industry bans investors from selling shares or closing their accounts for at least a month after Brexit so they don't trigger a multi-billion pound market meltdown. But it's cool: "Experts say there's no reason to panic"
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Head of police advocacy group goes on TV to discuss-- well, nothing, actually. Unless blaming the President for "starting a war on cops" counts
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Thu July 07, 2016
(WRAL)
 
 
 
White man waves shotgun at cars, shoots at deputy with handgun, is arrested and not shot. It's the oddest thing
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(Distractify)
 
 
 
Mother of the year candidate uses a ham sandwich to compare Taylor Swift's vagina to her daughters', when we all know that she should have used a roast beef sandwich
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
It must have been some great hummus
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You get hit by a car while crossing the street, so do you: A) Throw your watch at another car, B) Assault the driver, C) Perform a sex act in the direction of the female passenger while calling out obscene phrases, or D) All of the above
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Tue July 05, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
The correct answer to "Who left out this damn chicken?" is apparently "The 5 yr old, dad"
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Sat July 02, 2016
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Tarzan the ass man arrested for mating call
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Thu June 30, 2016
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Cinemark decided it would probably be great publicity to sue the victims of the Aurora massacre after Cinemark was declared not responsible for the shooting
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Fri June 24, 2016
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Former Detroit Lion is shot while naked and breaking into a house
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Remember when we had the Civil War and Democrats tore this nation asunder? Remember how the Republicans healed our wounds and brought us together again? Well, Hillary obviously doesn't and that's why we're doomed to fight the Civil War all over again
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Federal prosecutors fill up Abby Lee Miller's dance card with yet another charge
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Another day, another banker suicide. All these apparent 'suicides' might be suspicious if anyone actually cared that they were dying
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
You are found guilty of a crime. Your sentence: five years in prison. The crime? 170,000 counts of Accessory to Murder
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Thu June 16, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Google's in trouble for stealing balloons
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
Man who covered himself in butter to make it difficult to be arrested slips away from court a free man with a suspended sentence, vows not to get toasted again
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Sun June 12, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Slowly I turned
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Emergency room nurse faces up to 15 years in prison for groping three women while he was taking their blood pressure. See, if he'd just gone ahead and raped them, he'd be out in like 18 months
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Founding member of the Minutemen border militia group found guilty of child molestation. Bonus: He represented himself in court because of course he did
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Drinking homemade grappa distilled by someone who doesn't know what is in the dozens of unlabeled bottled around his house might not be the smartest plan you can have, but it could be your last
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Wichita physical therapist surrenders license to practice, pleads guilty to sexually battering unconscious woman in peacock costume. Odd duck
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
There's partying hard, and then there's partying "seven counts of child endangerment" hard
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
This is the hardest 40 you will ever see in your life, folks
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Mon June 06, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
If you ever felt guilty for re-using a weak password across multiple accounts, turns out you're in extraordinarily good company
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Fri June 03, 2016
(GOG)
 
 
 
Here for you at the end of the work week it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? Stellaris? MOO: CtS? D&D 5e - Curse of Strahd? If you click the link you can link your GOG & Steam accounts to get certain games free
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Today's Father of the Year candidate not only got arrested for peeping into neighbors' teenage girl's bedroom window, but left his 10-year-old son home alone with two loaded handguns
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Facebook interests: smoking pot, drinking alcohol, "getting blitzed," stabbing people. Dislike Dislike Dislike
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
It's really quite amazing how many people could beat the shiat out of a 450 pound gorilla according to their social media accounts
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