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Sun May 27, 2012
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Chicago alderman bases his municipal spending decisions on a) the bribes he's taken, b) blatant racial pandering, or c) letting constituents pick how the money should be spent...and the answer really is c). Where's that fainting couch?
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npr.org
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Wed May 23, 2012
(Some Guy)
Newest household item that causes cancer? Your couch
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rodale.com
)
(34)
Tue May 22, 2012
If your couch is dirty and smells of urine, do you A: Clean it? B: Throw it out? or C: Set it on fire while it's still in your apartment?
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weblogs.sun-sentinel.com
)
(44)
The inventor of the TV remote control has passed away. His body was discovered after several weeks, buried between the couch cushions
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marketwatch.com
)
(22)
Mon May 21, 2012
(Some Drunk)
Northern KY group worried about teenagers sitting around drinking during summer vacation. Their solution, various levels of ramped up helicopter parenting. Completely missing from the list, make them get off the couch & get a job
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wcpo.com
)
(58)
Mon May 14, 2012
Thor delivers uncomfortable news to a radio listener who won't get his Asgard off the couch
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gammasquad.uproxx.com
)
(43)
Mon May 07, 2012
Is the new Dark Shadows a Gothic romance, a horror sendup, or a macabre fish-out-of-water tale? Let's ask director Tim Burton: "I made the movie and I can't describe it"
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thedailybeast.com
)
(65)
Thu April 26, 2012
Man attacks woman with couch. That is sofa king weird
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washingtonpost.com
)
(42)
Mon February 20, 2012
22 year old man dies while surfing his couch down a country road. And yes, alcohol was involved
(
cbc.ca
)
(76)
Tue February 14, 2012
Japanese researchers find all that missing dark matter. It was behind the couch
(
physorg.com
)
(57)
Fri February 03, 2012
Long lost Indonesian twins run into each other three decades later in Sweden living 25 miles from each other. Bonus: After viewing pic, you would wish you were a couch pillow
(
telegraph.co.uk
)
(71)
Mon January 30, 2012
Matt Cassel saves family from house fire. Also saves: cat, player piano, washer, dryer, grandfather clock, couch, vanity, dining set
(
sports.yahoo.com
)
(35)
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