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49 headlines found matching 'corn'
Sun May 24, 2015
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(NHL)
 
 
 
East Final game 5: Home ice should favor the Rangers, but has meant nothing this series. One town's very like another, When your head's down scruming in the corner, brother. Bishop to King's Square @8:00ET. Check? Oh hells ya
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Tue May 19, 2015
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Kraft will not appeal penalties over Brady's squishy balls. Gisele waits in the corner holding a pair of scissors and her purse
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Fri May 15, 2015
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Mr. Corndog McDeep-throater to throw his hat in the Presidential ring. Again
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Thu May 14, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama names names of Democrats disloyal to the notion of free trade and unicorn farts for all
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(51)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
LSU building $85 million swimming pool in the shape of a corndog
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(75)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mike Francesa goes absolutely insane on a caller defending Tom Brady. Grab the popcorn and the defibrillator, it's another classic Francesa rant
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Tue May 12, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
SO where are you stash your nest egg these days? T-bills? Blue chips? going "long" on Apple? Fools. All the smart money on Wall Street is going deep into "unicorns", and presumably, hedging with rainbows
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(43)
 
(BGR)
 
 
 
Verizon moves to corner the coveted dial-up market, will buy AOL for $4.4 billion. In related news, there is still a market for dial-up and it's "coveted"
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Sun May 10, 2015
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Talk about big dreams when winning millions in the lottery, moving around the corner and all
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(19)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cheetos flavored popcorn is becoming the most popular snack at movie theaters, now offered only at locations which have completely orange seats
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(59)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Man crashes after trying to deep throat a corndog
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(20)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old banned from reading on school bus; "The bus driver was worried other kids would stand up and try to read over her shoulder. He also expressed concern that Sarah might poke herself in the eye with the corner of her book"
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Sat April 18, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Ohio school has word on girl's T-shirt photoshopped out of class photo. Get your popcorn ready: The word was 'feminist'
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Mon April 13, 2015
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Rogue microwave ovens are behind the mysterious radio signals plaguing astronomers. So if you're burning popcorn in the microwave at work, you're technically committing two crimes against the universe
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(68)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Scientists still haven't pinpointed the source of the giant mass of methane hovering over the Four Corners region of the Southwest. Arizona seen trying to blame it on Utah's dog
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(40)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona Cardinals cornerback Patrick Peterson has the diabeetus, an awesome car collection
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(6)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Hidden in an unknown corner of Inner Mongolia is a toxic, nightmarish lake created by our thirst for smartphones, consumer gadgets and green tech"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chef painstakingly arranges plates of corn dogs, Pop Tarts, Cheetos and cheap snacks to make them look like Michelin-star meals
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Sat April 04, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
If you think Warren Buffet is a gosh-gee-whiz hayseed from Nebraska with a talent for investing money, wait until you read how Berkshire-Hathaway preys on low-income home buyers in a manner that would have made Cornelius Vanderbilt blush
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Fri April 03, 2015
(Times Union)
 
 
 
NY 2015 budget gives $24,000 to ACORN, which hasn't existed for five years. Legislators vow to take the remaining $15,000 and return $113.85 to taxpayers
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(24)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(Short List)
 
 
 
Hell hath no fury (road) like Tom Hardy scorned - the new trailer for Mad Max is incredible
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Mon March 30, 2015
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Teacher arrested for obsessively stalking 11-year-old girl via text message, homework sheets. "Alcorn hid her phone number on a math worksheet by telling the girl to dial numbers that had been circled"
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
FBI says a plot to steal seed corn is a "threat to national security"
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(52)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Just like a blind squirrel finding an acorn, every once in a blue moon, Sarah Palin actually makes a valid point
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Wed March 25, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cornell Dean: We would be honored to host ISIS at our campus. What? I'm being videotaped?
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Sun March 22, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to get into commodities trading, the next 24 hours would be a good time to start buying popcorn futures
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Sat March 21, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
You better count those bullets. Check those corners. Make sure if that blood splatter is fresh or not. RESIDENT EVIL REVELATIONS 2 is here and it's bringing all the zombie gore you can ask for
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Thu March 19, 2015
(Longmont Times-Call)
 
 
 
Woman who allegedly removed her victim's baby with a knife, then brought it to the hospital claiming she had a miscarriage "may be mentally ill" according to police. Sick tag takes over while Obvious tag sits in the corner rocking back and forth
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Tue March 17, 2015
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Are you sick of plastic shamrocks, gimmicky green beer and the pasty Irish farting corned beef and cabbage? Come to the West Coast, as Los Angeles hardly has a St. Patrick's Day scene. (Cinco de Mayo makes up for the missing booze and farts quota)
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Mon March 16, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
So, how did you guys spend last year's 7.2% raise? Subby bought equity in a ride-share unicorn
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Sat March 14, 2015
(SafeBee)
 
 
 
Other than the chemicals, trans fats, and an overload of sodium and artery-clogging saturated fat, microwave popcorn is really healthy for you
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Thu March 12, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Microsoft fanboys are going crazy over a sticker showing a ninja cat riding a unicorn that was designed by Microsoft for its employees and developers
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(74)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(Flix 66)
 
 
 
Will Smith's Focus is #1 in this corner of Earf, bringing in $20.2 million. Kingsman: The Secret Chav is #2 with $10.8 million, and Fifty Shades breaks free of its bondage and slides to #3, narrowly edging out Pet Semetary remake The Lazarus Effect
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Fri February 27, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ontario city named Cancer Capital of Canada: "I've never seen as much cancer as I've seen in Cornwall. My neighbor has cancer. My dog has cancer. Our writers have cancer, one former mayor died of a rare cancer and another is so sick he can't work"
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Thu February 26, 2015
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: The time is nearly here when we all get to pretend we're Irish. Corned beef, potatoes, and green beer aside, what do you cook when delving into Irish food? Help get all the Farkers ready for something besides alcohol
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Wed February 25, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cornell researchers determine that your best chance of surviving a zombie outbreak is to head to the Rockies. M-O-O-N, that spells Rockies
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Today in "Not a Mad Lib": Brooklyn maraschino-cherry kingpin commits suicide in company bathroom after being cornered in marijuana sting
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Mon February 23, 2015
(Western Morning News)
 
 
 
"Fancy a job which might take you into a world of murder and wife-swapping, where wicked villains turn into mighty heroes? No problem. All you need do is to apply to the National Trust in Cornwall for a job as a volunteer chough ranger"
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Sat February 21, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mysterious alien object caught on camera in the skies above Cornwall, experts want YOUR help identifying the craft: "It looks triangular - but I have no idea what it is" (w/pic)
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Tue February 17, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Intifooda has come to NYC. It was all started when a Jewish Food Cart occupied an unclaimed Street Corner that offended the Halal carts by his simple presence even though they control 97% of the city
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Sun February 15, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In honor of legendary voice Gary Owens, an episode of failed 1969 NBC daytime game show "Letters to Laugh-In" that crossed Laugh-In with Match Game. Owens played Gene Rayburn role as celebrities tried to sell viewers' corny Laugh-In jokes
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Mon February 09, 2015
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-Un: Best Korea has a stealth hoverboat that runs on unicorn auras
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Thu February 05, 2015
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Denver set to open new drive-in theater whose screen will be visible from orbit. Astronauts order a Soyuz full of popcorn
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(60)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
"And the Jets and Bears are neck-and-neck for the lead in the Team Dysfunction Race, with the Niners looking to overtake here at the corner, but oh my GOD HERE COME THE BROWNS OUT OF NOWHERE"
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(49)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
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You had me at Jason Statham and Sofia Vergara starring in a movie together. I'm going to stay for Jason Alexander and the writing of Oscar winner William Goldman. And pop corn. Salty, delicious, buttery pop corn
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Mon February 02, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Apparently they're cremating unicorns in Britain. That or someone has just elected a gay pope at this factory
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(35)
 


Sat January 31, 2015
(The Cornishman)
 
 
 
Old Cornwall pasty bakery gets £1.6million funding to rebrand and expand, exposing its pasties to more of England
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(5)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
Anti-GMO activist genetically modifies corn so that it rejects genetically modified pollen
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(57)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Iran takes issue with Politico. Politico publishes their complaint. Subby pops some popcorn
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