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Headlines matching 'corn'
Wed February 08, 2012
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(Fark) FarkBlog Vulcans dealing with Pon Farr, Microsoft defenestrating 200 workers, and Don Cornelius starting off Black History Month with a bang: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/29 - 2/4  (fark.com) (8)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Deadline) Followup Harrison Ford not in talks for new Blade Runner after all. Mysterious origami unicorn falls over  (deadline.com) (53)


Wed February 01, 2012
(MSNBC) Sad Don Cornelius starts Black History month off with a bang  (entertainment.msnbc.msn.com) (249)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting I know it sounds a corny and a bit nutty, but scientists have developed a special type of bacteria that changes the color of human excrement to let them know exactly what ails you  (dailymail.co.uk) (53)


Thu January 26, 2012
(MSN) Photoshop Photoshop this corn catcher  (msnbcmedia4.msn.com) (33)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Oregon Live) Followup If you thought Starbucks beer and wine would be expensive, wait until your local theater gets in the business. A 64 ounce beer and a cubic meter of popcorn? $75  (oregonlive.com) (51)


Tue January 24, 2012
(NPR) Cool Q: Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France? A: I don't know, but here's an article about how McDonald's in France doesn't solely serve repackaged corn  (npr.org) (82)
(Some Happy Guy) Obvious Leading researcher says magic mushrooms could treat depression, details results of study involving seven pink unicorns, two rainbow colored Andean mountain goats and a really long chat with Jim Morrison's ghost  (tgdaily.com) (124)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Daily Mail) Amusing Gary Glitter Twitter account attracts scorn, but the prize goes to comedian Frankie Boyle's tweet "Hi Gary. Would you say it's you or the captain of the Concordia that's f****d more people in international waters?"  (dailymail.co.uk) (52)


Thu January 19, 2012
(The Register) Interesting Ancient find shows people have been bringing popcorn to arguments 1,000 years longer than previously thought  (theregister.co.uk) (3)
(ESPN) Interesting Terrell Owens signs w/Dallas. Get your popcorn ready  (espn.go.com) (43)
(Some Guy) Amusing January 19 is National Popcorn Day so Your Candidate sucks, Apple products rule, global warming is a myth, declawing pitbulls should be outlawed, and circumcision ought to be mandatory  (popcorn.org) (131)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Nature) Obvious We finally have an area of science the US is far more advanced and liberal than Europe: Genetically engineering giant frankenburgers topped with basketball-sized tomatoes, woolly mammoth bacon and low-fat plastic cheese  (blogs.nature.com) (90)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Some Guy) Stupid We all know it can be a chore to check how well your handgun has held up over the years, but walking around a densely populated urban area randomly firing your .38 is cutting a few too many corners  (today.seattletimes.com) (23)
(PhysOrg.com) Spiffy Mainstream researchers at Cornell have developed a new breed of strawberry with pineapple overtones, possibly saving us from delicious strawberry death  (physorg.com) (12)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Yahoo) Dumbass Old and busted: mocking Detroit residents and their socioeconomic problems. The new hotness: Lions cornerback Aaron Berry mocking Detroit residents and their socioeconomic problems  (sports.yahoo.com) (46)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Some Hater) Obvious China is all over Pakistan like a drunk prom date. Pakistan ready to take the relationship to "a new level". US sits in corner and glares  (tribune.com.pk) (33)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Reuters) Spiffy Reforms are coming / But not too fast / Just around the corner / Comes freedom at last / Burma raves  (reuters.com) (16)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Uproxx) Amusing Iowa is more than cornfields, cows, and slack-jawed yokels, claims Iowan  (uproxx.com) (38)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Boing Boing) Obvious Roger Ebert: "The film industry is losing money because they charge too much and deliver too little." Loud talking and popcorn available to the right  (boingboing.net) (297)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting Corn genetically modified to produce its own insecticide appears to be losing its effectiveness as nature appears to have genetically modified insects to be immune to it. Your move, science  (news.yahoo.com) (64)


Mon December 26, 2011
(YouTube) Amusing Tying a 150lb dog to a wagon to help deliver popcorn seemed like a great idea  (youtube.com) (35)


Sat December 24, 2011
(PhysOrg.com) Obvious Meanwhile, "string theorists" continue to play with themselves in a corner, utilizing ten-dimensional yoyos  (physorg.com) (47)
(The Sun) Sappy 15 ugly-ass Dalmatian puppies born in one litter. Cruella De Vil spotted around the corner  (thesun.co.uk) (21)


Sun December 18, 2011
(ESPN) Cool CAN Tebow the Magical Unicorn defeat New England? WILL the Packers run into a "trap game" in Kansas City? IF the Titans battle the Colts, does anyone really care? THIS is YOUR NFL: Week 15 Thread. (Games begin @ 1pm EST on FOX, CBS)  (scores.espn.go.com) (lots)


Wed December 14, 2011
(IMDB) Hero Wanted: Someone to go see this movie with me. This is not a joke. Must bring your own popcorn. Safety not Guaranteed. I have only watched this once before  (imdb.com) (93)


Mon December 12, 2011
(SFGate) Strange 50 tons of corn stolen from moving train. Police to charge culprits with theft, stalking  (sfgate.com) (29)


Sat December 10, 2011
(Des Moines Register) PSA Tonight at 8PM, the remaining GOP candidates square off for a debate in Des Moines, Iowa in an attempt to be the last seated when the music stops. Here's a handy rundown of the hopefuls, from RON PAUL to the corndog lady  (caucuses.desmoinesregister.com) (882)


Tue December 06, 2011
(MacWorld) Stupid Apple gives Samsung some helpful advice on avoiding patent infringement: don't make your tablets rectangular, black, thin, with rounded corners or flat fronts, or clean in appearance. No, this isn't from The Onion  (macworld.com) (202)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Yahoo) Dumbass Three "thieves" get caught stealing toilet paper from restaurant. Police say one suspect kept referring to himself as "The Great Cornholio"  (news.yahoo.com) (32)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Some Guy) Followup Sharp-kneed AW Who Stood On Corner In Bikini Reunited With Missing Dog  (10news.com) (52)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Yahoo) Misc FARC blames Colombia for captives' deaths, Readit blames ForeChan. Dig seen sobbing on the corner  (news.yahoo.com) (37)
(Washington Times) Fail Obama uses taxpayer cash to back ACORN name changes used to dodge the law  (washingtontimes.com) (171)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Boston Globe) Sad After two years of living the good life, New England's squirrels are starving on account of the smallest acorn crop in memory  (bostonglobe.com) (37)


Tue November 15, 2011
(CBS News) Interesting Two Senators (R&D) introduce "STOCK Act" to stop "insider trading" in Congress. Subby will ride his unicorn straight through Washington D.C. if this passes  (cbsnews.com) (75)
(CNN) Sad Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac executives score $100M payday. Hope and Change last seen sobbing in the corner of foreclosed home  (money.cnn.com) (306)


Mon November 14, 2011
(VentureBeat) Interesting A sighting of the rare Silicon Valley Unicorn, who has come to share an important thing with us. Namely, that Michael Arrington is missing the boat  (venturebeat.com) (16)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Houston Chronicle) Unlikely "We don't want others to look at Texas with scorn and ridicule and think that we are a bunch of country bumpkins"  (chron.com) (179)
(ESPN) Sad Philadelphia Flyers bring the "four corner stall" to hockey  (espn.go.com) (76)


Mon November 07, 2011
(PhysOrg.com) Scary Japan continues its near-herculean efforts to corner the market on creepy by projecting a human face on the inside of a mask worn by a robot  (physorg.com) (36)
(Some Guy) Sad High fructose corn syrup? In my honey? It's more likely than you think  (foodsafetynews.com) (328)
(Short List) Cool "For $25,000, a 2054 model red Lexus, going once, going twice, sold to the PreCrime police captain in the corner"  (shortlist.com) (40)


Sun November 06, 2011
(Fark) Spiffy Subby just ate a McRib.Yes, we know they're made of cigarette butts and toxic waste and the sauce is made of unicorn blood and the tears of orphans and they cook it by lighting Lucifer's flatulence on fire. But darn it -- it's tasty  (fark.com) (458)


Sat October 29, 2011
(MSNBC) Scary Vampire stars, Frankensatellites, Children of the Corn and a meteor shower. Your all star Halloween lineup... FROM SPACE  (msnbc.msn.com) (6)


Fri October 28, 2011
(CNN) Obvious Look Michele, you're pretty, and handle a mean corndog, but you're really not our cup of tea  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (57)
(kctv5.com) PSA Corn spill closes Interstate. Please use a kernel of caution  (kctv5.com) (50)


Wed October 26, 2011
(The Cambridge Chronicle) Dumbass From the state that brought you "911: lost in a corn maze" comes the terrifying sequel: "911: lost in an apple orchard"  (wickedlocal.com) (81)
(Fox News) Asinine ACORN is behind the Occupy Wall Street protests, unnamed Fox News sources say. Well, actually, it's not ACORN, but sources say it's ACORN, really, even if it doesn't call itself ACORN, sources say. Or something like that, sources say  (foxnews.com) (504)
(Short List) Cool The 30 coolest movies ever. Best watched with lens-free glasses and unpopped corn  (shortlist.com) (247)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Boing Boing) Scary Now THAT'S how you sell Kellogg's Corn Flakes  (boingboing.net) (22)


Thu October 20, 2011
(People Magazine) Cool Nobody puts Patrick Swayze's wax statue in a corner  (people.com) (16)
(Des Moines Register) Interesting DuPont sues Monsanto over a genetic corn seed patent. Something tells me no matter who wins, the rest of us lose  (desmoinesregister.com) (27)

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