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193 headlines found matching 'cord'
Fri August 22, 2014
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The National Security Council and FBI have both gone on record saying they believe the video of James Foley's execution is real. Of course, that's just what they would want us to think (sfw)
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(18)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Having stress in your life is actually good for you, according to an article written by your boss
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(14)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan takes the ice bucket challenge. Except she did it in the middle of a nightclub. Using champagne buckets. And nobody was watching or recording
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(99)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
"Totalfark made me the artist I am. Before TF, I was sane. And could still wear normal glasses" -Vincent van Gogh
 
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The oppression of men in America is so bad that it is only a matter of time before it's illegal to fark your wife according to War Machine, new Fark rules
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(155)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
First of all, you can't pay for your cab ride with a fake $100 bill and second, you can't pay the cabbie by choking him with a phone cord either
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(34)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
41 years ago today in a once obscure Texas ghost town, ten plus musicians gathered together and recorded arguably one of the finest live shows ever. ¡VIVA TERLINGUA
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(65)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Where have you gone, Compaq, Eastern Airlines, and Tower Records? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo)
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(78)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
.199-hitting 2B Jedd Gyorko sets Padres' all-time record for career home runs by second baseman, now has 31 and is sure to hit at least 4 more by end of 2014
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(15)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
According to soon to be out of business cafe owner, Australians don't like their coffee black
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(101)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Video of SpaceX Falcon 9 R first stage water landing as recorded from chase plane
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(16)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Judge affirms you have the right to record cops who enter your home. Obviously, the cop who took a woman's laptop and deleted her recording disagrees
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(77)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Morrissey insists he's telling the truth that his record label dropped him and that the label is full of shiat saying he still owes them one album. Nothing like manufactured controversy
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(36)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
99-year-old sprinter sets world record with 59.8 second 100m run, which, come to think of it, is only a few seconds faster than you could manage
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(12)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Wes Scantlin's neighbors call police after the singer's home floods, creating a giant puddle of mud. According to his neighbors, he f*cking hates them
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(22)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man with dwarfism wears a hidden camera to record a day from his perspective. You haven't seen this many crotch shots since the last time Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton were on a red carpet together
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(72)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(Livestream)
 
 
 
Live feed from Ferguson as police advance on protestors and order reporters to stop recording
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(811)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hacker group Anonymous "found" the St. Louis, MO. police dispatch recordings for the afternoon Michael Brown was shot in Ferguson
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(702)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Comcast: Of course we won't charge you for the repairs caused by our screw-up. *Comcast sends bill*. Comcast: Of course we overcharge for this stuff....oh wait you have a recording of us...um, Ok, it's free, just joking, ha ha
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(42)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
12 World Records you can break on your lunch hour - because someone needs to be global champion of throwing grapes into their mouth
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(22)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Morrissey dropped by his record label, which should surprise absolutely no one, considering he just publicly blasted them for failing to support his newest album
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(38)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The most influential artist in the world according to NME? Radiohead
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(58)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
"According to reports, 56-year-old Jerald L Hill, who was President of the Windermere Baptist Conference Centre in Missouri, posted messages on Craigslist seeking dogs and other animals to have sex with" (mugshot)
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(108)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Obama launches air strike on Iraq, cementing his record as Nobel Peace Prize winner with the most confirmed kills
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(638)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(WGAL 8)
 
Video
 
Every once in a while humanity is given a great gift. This gift is an 11-year-old boy, an 11-year-old boy who plays polka like nobody's business. Cue the accordion
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(22)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Double amputee soldier from Georgia, seriously injured while serving in Afghanistan, sets a world record for planche push-ups
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(8)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Despite being on trial for the deaths of 32 people in the 2012 Costa Concordia disaster, the ship's captain is invited to give a lecture to university students on best emergency practices
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(52)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Hiring drones to photograph your wedding is actually illegal according to the FAA. Who knew?
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(71)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
According to NATO, Russia is ready to invade Ukraine as soon as it nabs a few more passwords
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(26)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Europe's largest bank, HSBC, all butthurt and whiny after record fines for its own misconduct mean their profit drops to $12.3 billion - for six months to the end of June
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(17)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Toyota reports surprise record profit on U.S. SUV demand, fact that their vehicles don't all come with factory-installed recalls
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(9)
 
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Texas woman looks a little drained after setting a Guiness World Record by donate over 400 gallons of breast milk
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(79)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Sure, Arcade Fire is a fading hipster band with too much accordion, but they play a wicked cover of the theme music from 'Beverly Hills Cop'
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(14)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(Economist)
 
 
 
Turns out, natural gas energy is the cheapest and most efficient way to reduce carbon emissions. And solar power is the most expensive, according to research by the Brookings Institution
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(80)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
The NYPD gets caught on video choking someone to death. Do you A) conduct a thorough internal investigation, B) fire the police officers involved or C) arrest the guy who recorded the whole thing?
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(89)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
A crowd of 109,318 watched Manchester United defeat Real Madrid at Michigan Stadium on Saturday, setting a record for the most fans to see a soccer game in the United States
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(57)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"According to the video game industry, a day will soon dawn when every game in the universe requires or at least strongly encourages an internet connection - when no victory will be complete without an automatic shout-out on Twitter"
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(103)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
3.9 million viewers plunged headfirst into Sharknado 2: The Second One, a new ratings record for SyFy
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(59)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father of the year candidate takes his son to the zoo and records it for memories as he lets him climb over a safety barrier to pet a tiger. Since this is Fark you know what happened next
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(174)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
So you're being beaten down by a group of five and everyone is just recording it on their phones instead of helping, when suddenly Ray Rice joins the fray
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(42)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(Climate Central)
 
 
 
June, 2014 was the hottest month ever recorded on Planet Earth. This is all Al Gore's fault
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(353)
 
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh breaks records by telling the truth for once. Wait, this isn't good either
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(80)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
According to the official scorer, there's a grammatical error on Greg Maddux's Hall of Fame plaque
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(33)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
According to Honda, the new Acura NSX is going to be one of the hottest cars on the market
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(29)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
According to the world's most revolting scientists, cockroaches can survive for weeks after decapitation, and even their severed little heads can survive for hours if refrigerated and given food
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(28)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father and son 'round the world' flight ends in tragedy as their plane goes down after leaving Pago Pago in American Samoa. The son was going for a "youngest pilot" record
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(170)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
The ducking awesome history of Autocorrect, according to Weird Magazine
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(24)
 
(Mumbai Mirror)
 
 
 
Surprisingly the record holder for the Guinness Book of World Records for the most teeth extracted from one person is not British
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(31)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I don't know which one is creepier, the couple having sex on the beach in front of several people or the person who recorded them having sex on the beach in front of several people
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(161)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
1969 Cadillac Coupe DeVille converted to a fully-functioning mobile hot tub heads to Bonneville to set speed record. "Oops, I think you flooded it"
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(29)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
The Westboro Baptist Church -- they're just like us, recording terrible covers of rap songs and uploading them to SoundCloud
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(18)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
According to researchers, your sense of smell starts fading around age 40, which is when your propensity towards flatulence increases
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US confirms that recordings released by the Ukrainian government of phone calls between a Ukrainian separatist leader and Moscow in which he admits downing MH17 are "authentic" which is code for "yeah the NSA was taping that call, too"
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(79)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Sick of all the catcalls, one woman begins confronting men on the street and recording their responses
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(567)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
California Highway Patrol investigators have seized the medical records of a woman seen on video being repeatedly punched by one of its officers on the side of a Los Angeles freeway because of course they have
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(102)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Thou shalt not take pictures of SpongeBob, according to top men
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(226)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Snake expert on escaped anaconda: "I was sworn to keep my mouth shut by local officials to avoid causing a panic. Now that there's a panic, I'm going on the record"
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(93)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Discover)
 
 
 
"Want to attract the ladies with your dance moves the next time you're at a club? Apparently, it's all about the right knee, according to researchers who used motion-capture technology to film men dancing" (w/ explanatory vid)
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(12)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
American speed record train. How, you say? Jet engines naturally. When, you say? 1966
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(9)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(Uncut)
 
 
 
German police shut down Europe's biggest counterfeit record-pressing plant. In related news, enough records are still being bought that it's worthwhile to make counterfeit copies
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(5)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Remember the record-breaking $54 Starbucks free drink concoction? Well, a new customer just burned that record
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(110)
 
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
According to the CIA, the phrases "conch fritters" and "tropical breeze" are classified inf+++CARRIER LOST+++
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(44)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
U.S.G.S records 7 earthquakes due to hydraulic fracking, or for our Okies from Muskogee, "The Islamic gay secularization of marriage by big government liberals has finally incurred God's wrath"
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(84)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Salvage crews to begin raising the Concordia this week. Admiral Tolwyn hopes to finish the operation before the Kilrathi can attack again
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(69)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Middle east unrest is a result of Obama not worshiping Israel properly, according to renowned Middle East scholar Chris Christie
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(216)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
A man who failed in his attempt to set a Guinness world record for the "Fastest Time to Jump Through 10 Panes of Tempered Glass," is now attempting to break the record for the fastest time to file a lawsuit against truTV
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(47)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Body identified by dental records. New hotness: Body identified by breast implant serial number records
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(61)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Yet more evidence for global warming as the midwest will see record lows next week due to "poor man's polar vortex"
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(91)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
GOP candidate with felony record for masturbating and joyriding (at the same time) might not be disqualified from elected office, but he's quitting the race because he's out of juice
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(35)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's official: naked young woman who fled police on foot was 'Tripping Balls,' according to police report. With blurry dashcam goodness
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(76)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Just like there are pet dogs and service dogs, so too are there pet rocks and service rocks, at least according to the Canadian military
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(34)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Terrorists in Iraq have chemical weapons, according to--wait, no, come back, I'm serious this time
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(73)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The Daily Mail plans to give George Clooney a chance to set the record straight regarding their completely fabricated story
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(26)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Tuesday's blowout World Cup win for Germany sets new record for the most tweets during a sporting event, most of them the German version of "hahahahahahahaha"
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(86)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Neat: nasal stem cells used to grow new nose for woman. Gah: in her spine where the cells were supposed to repair her spinal cord
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(15)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The "vastly accelerated" global warming we've been told about... turns out we've been cooling for over a decade, according to NOAA. Come on, boys, that's not going to sell any carbon credits
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(205)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Robin Thicke's follow-up album to Blurred Lines is crashing so hard, he'd sell more out of the trunk of his car to startled tourists in a weekend than he's doing in all the nation's record stores
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(48)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Dave Grohl says Foo Fighters will play more crowd-funded concerts because he'll get more money out of it than he would a show set up by his record company
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(13)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The rate by which Americans injure themselves with fireworks has reached the highest level recorded in 10 years. Thanks, Obama
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(73)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
According to Karl Rove, the Founders never imagined a president like Obama. Then again, they were used to letting the Vorta handle the messier aspects of governing
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(151)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Hey there, New Zealand. It's me, Malaysia. Could you could do me a solid and drop an attempted rape case against one of my diplomats? And if you could also make sure all records surrounding it are sealed as well, that would be great
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(39)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York is on its way to setting a new record for most legislators forced from office by ethics issues in a single term, so naturally the governor has disbanded the state's anti-corruption commission
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(11)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines begins international flights to Aruba, Jamaica, Bahamas, according to spokespersons Brian Wilson and Mike Love
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(26)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why no matter how carefully you wrap your headphone cords, they always get all tangled? Here comes the science
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(44)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Terrifying squirrel sets record for largest tail ever. That's not the terrifying part, though. The fact it has developed a taste for blood is the real story here
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(27)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
When adopting your last pet, did you choose a light colored one over a black one? According to this study, you're a damned dirty racist
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(283)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Remember when NOAA said that July 2012 was the hottest month ever recorded in the US? Yeah, about that
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(293)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
"All of a sudden the kids say, 'There's someone on top of the car on the trunk,' and I'm like what?" Brenda Cruz said. "I said, "'Let me get my phone and started recording.'"
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(43)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(NBC 10 New England)
 
 
 
Quick heads up for Peeping Toms just getting started: When installing camera in women's locker room, make sure you're not recording yourself installing said camera in women's locker room
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(19)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
According to the 9th Circuit Court, it's perfectly alright if the government takes half your crop and gives you nothing in return because they're trying to help you
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(190)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Five year old pulls his pants down on a dare at school. School reacts by doing C) Forcing him to sign a sexual misconduct form without parents present, suspended him and put a note in his permanent record for "indecent exposure"
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(90)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Customs agents discover accordion filled with meth. Looks like Weird Al is breaking bad
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(43)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Bandcamp)
 
 
 
Farker's band wrote and recorded a murder mystery rock and roll concept album. Enough adjectives for you?
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(6)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Finally finished your round with a satisfying par on the 18th? Well, Kevin Streelman birdied his last 7 holes, breaking a 1956 PGA record
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(6)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Despite years of rising premiums public's satisfaction with auto insurance companies has never been higher, according to latest survey of people who enjoy lying to pollsters (23)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
According to new study by university ethicists and pediatricians, you do not need to know that your wife is a total slut and the poolboy is the father of your child
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(408)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"More than a million Honda vehicles could be subject to an upcoming recall for Takata air bags that are at risk of exploding and shooting shrapnel at passengers and drivers, according to a person with knowledge of the matter"
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(19)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Easter egg hidden on B side of a 1983 vinyl record. If you owned a ZX81 computer
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(43)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
A relatively spoiler-free review of Transformers: Age of Extinction, which is "dull and middling, and the reboot just promises the series will go out with more of a whimper than a bang farther down the line." And yet, it will break box office records
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(76)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This day in 1963, 13-year old Stevie Wonder first entered the US singles chart as Little Stevie Wonder with 'Fingertips Parts One and Two.' First live, non-studio recording to reach No.1 on the Billboard Pop Singles chart in the United States
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(16)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
In Soviet era Russia it was very easy to catch a break in the recording industry
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(19)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Old news IS so exciting. Chuck Berry's punk rock record reviews are terse and spot-on
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(44)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Billboard)
 
 
 
The best sales week for a vinyl LP since they started keeping track was __ years ago, breaking the former record set __ years ago. A) 20, 40 B) 10, 30 C) 0, 20
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(24)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
19 rare recordings of famous authors. Come for Tolkien speaking in elvish, stay for Hemingway screaming about pigeons and Kerouac vamping over Steve Allen's piano
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(17)
 
(Catholic League)
 
 
 
The Catholic League's boycott of Guinness is totally working according to this 100% scientific data presented by the Catholic League
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(84)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Queen releasing a "new" live album that was recorded at the height of their success in 1974
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(37)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top Canadian scientists prove that Ouija boards work, according to the Ouija board
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(12)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Romney calls Hillary Clinton's record a 'monumental bust,' follows up by ripping off his shirt and showing off his new 44D's
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(58)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philadelphia convention center will suffer from union laborers who are rookies at plugging in extension cords and stapling bunting to a table
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(25)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The answer is, "This game show host just broke the Guinness World Record for the most episodes ever hosed by the same presenter"
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(30)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Man sells cheating wife's wedding dress online: "This stunning, tuille swathed, ivory bridal gown has a proven track record of producing an adulterous, deceitful, double-crossing and traitorous soulmate." Not that he's bitter
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(47)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
So, according to Rotten Tomatoes, Dreamworks just made a perfect movie - and it's 'How To Train Your Dragon 2'
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(77)
 
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
According to Mr. Cheney, "When I saw myself pooping, I was just like you've gotta be kidding me"
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(51)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
What a $10 million Stradivarius sounds like. Answer: better than most fiddles and would burn quicker than an accordion
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(56)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
According to Fox News, we're supposed to fear: African-Americans, women, LGBTs, Latinos, public school teachers, the poor, unions, zombies, Girl Scouts, Ivy League graduates, pot smokers, scientists...(okay...not enough room on a Fark headline.)
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(137)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
George Strait shatters the Rolling Stones' concert attendance record with 105,000 audience members in Texas. That's a lot of ex's
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(78)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
According to a new study conducted by the Irish branch of the Romero Institute, children recognize unhealthy foods more than they recognize healthy foods
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(22)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Want to break a world record? You can now apply to break the record for fastest blindfolded driver ever. What could possibly go wrong?
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(6)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton has been right all along about pretty much everything, according to the new memoir by Hillary Clinton
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(84)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The worst traffic congestion in North America. According to the author these cities don't have it as bad as Mexico City, which is "outside North America"
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(162)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Look, dude. I know gym teachers aren't exactly the brightest bulbs on the tree, but if you're gonna record the hot foreign exchange student you're hosting while she's taking a shower, do something more subtle than sticking your iPad under the door
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(89)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
ACLU: We can haz ur surveillance records plz? Police: Um, I guess, sure. US Marshals: YOINK
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(84)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Air India flight forced to return to airport due to clogged toilets. According to the article, it's not unusual for passengers to flush complimentary blankets, pillows, socks, slippers and towels down the toilets. Wait, what?
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(94)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
And according to the Weather Doppler 2000 we have a 40% chance of showers as well as a 30% chance of grasshopper swarms
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(11)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
The RAPID deterioration of Detroit according to Google Street View is both shocking and sad and Obvious
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(128)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Cat owners tend to be more intelligent than dog owners, according to report that had to be read out loud to ferret owners
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(130)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
2000: Measles eliminated from America. 2014: Record number of cases, and it's only May. No word on if the CDC will be billing anti-vaxxers for each new case reported
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(226)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
MD town forced to remove its speed cameras after FOIA request shows they probably weren't publicly advertised, as law requires. "Those records are no longer available...Upon inquiry, the name of the publication is presently unknown"
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(89)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
CEO of Nabors receives record $68 million pay package. G-o-l-l-y, Sur-prise, sur-prise, sur-prise
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(26)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(Billboard)
 
 
 
The new World Cup "anthem" recorded by Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull was received as expected
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(51)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Apparently, according to the Red Sox there are unwritten rules in an 8-3 game
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(78)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So, according to Fox News' expert, who is responsible for a misogynist active shooter furious that women rejected his advances? A) The gays B) The gays, or C) The gays
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(315)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Gasoline prices break a record, staying above $3 a gallon for 1,245 days. Or as oil company executives call it "The continuation of the golden years"
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(68)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
NBC anchor Brian Williams lands an exclusive interview with Edward Snowden, according to information leaked to CBS
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(11)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Duck Dynasty star recorded making homophobic remarks again. In a completely unrelated story, season 6 of Duck Dynasty is scheduled to begin in early June
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(70)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
So, according to Rotten Tomatoes, 'X-Men: Days of Future Past' is basically a perfect movie
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(154)
 
(Deloitte)
 
 
 
How online streaming is bringing the radio industry back from the brink of death. For you kids, radio is something you used to only get in your car and you had no say in what "records" were going to be played next
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(34)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Now that we're all enjoying Obamacare, would it be okay if the government, like, looked at your personal medical records. You know: For the good of the nation
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(152)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Do you know where you were every day last month? Probably not, but your license plate has had its photo snapped, and its location recorded, a whole bunch of times
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(135)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
GoPro hopes that their $100 million IPO can record high investor interest
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(25)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Hipster "man buns" must stop, and they must stop now, according to bald grooming expert
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(79)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"CNN is the Wal-Mart of journalism", according to smart people
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(82)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Benghazi: Why Clinton's record as Secretary of State scares the bejezzus out of the GOP. Probably because their Secretaries of State tend to advocate war
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(74)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bike riding can save you money. Here are 5 ways, according to an industry spokesperson
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(79)
 


Sun May 18, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tea Party supporter shows his commitment to its conservative principles by breaking into a nursing home to record incumbent senator's comatose wife because freedom. Bonus: Supporter has connection to incumbent's primary opponent
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(117)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Schools are allowed to charge you for your children's records, but the price has to be "small enough that it doesn't prevent a parent from obtaining the record." Which explains why this guy was charged $10,000
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(101)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hillary's head injury -- which was fake -- means she can't run for president, according to Fox News
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(110)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Stevie Nicks will have a busy year; already touring with Fleetwood Mac, she's just wrapped up recording a new solo album, "24 Karat Gold," to say nothing of running her chain of Fajita Round-up restaurants
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(32)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Killer's lawyer doesn't want media to report that his illegal immigrant client had state funded health care, according to media report
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(51)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Obama apparently used Big Bird to distract Americans from Benghazi, according to idiots
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(133)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
According to San Diego Fire officials, there's a fire in your pants. Ain't that the truth
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(26)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Here is another headline about a study that is debunked in the article at a record pace of the second sentence
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(38)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Guess who just set the record for highest grossing crowdfunding series
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(45)
 
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
After conservative group Judicial Watch sues the DOJ for denying their FOIA request that would "out" any not-openly gay employees at the US Department of Justice, a US federal judge cordially invites Judicial Watch to go fark themselves
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(153)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"Now that Marco's thinking of running for President, he doesn't believe in climate change," said Texas Governor Rick Perry. "To those of us with long track records of ignorance on this issue, he seems a little late to the rodeo"
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(56)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
S&P 500 and Dow Jones both break records. I can't wait to get my bigger paycheck thanks to all these profits
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(55)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Woman was too drunk to remember that recording police arresting you is a felony in Massachusetts
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(138)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Finally, the truth is out there. The real reason why Hillary Clinton should never run for President: she has brain damage. At least according to noted neurologist Dr. Karl Rove
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(81)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Hey fatass, next time you think it's a chore to go to the refrigerator to get a beer, this guy at 104 just set the record for the 100m
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(52)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(ITAR-TASS)
 
 
 
Poe's Law now applies to sports, as Vladimir Putin scores double hat-trick in hockey game, frightens Chara and Subban, and sets new rink Zamboni record
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(19)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
1000 Indonesian masseurs gather to break world record in Bali. Don't worry, this story has a happy ending
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(14)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Not only could Kindergarteners one day face misdemeanor charges under proposed California bullying law, but it will be on their PERMANENT RECORD
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(54)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Will we find out what's in the box? Will Discord become an alicorn princess? Will eldritch horrors and a new movie sustain us 'til Season 5? It's "Twilight's Kingdom," the 2-part season finale of My Little Pony, starting early at 10:00 ET on The Hub
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(343)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(Casa de Logo)
 
 
 
Why would you pass a law that resulted in a record-number of bankruptcies in this country? Bank money, of course. Delicious bank bribery money
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(85)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How to change a $5 bill into a $100? Working mother shows that it's entirely possible with degreaser, a toothbrush and an HP printer ... according to her court appointed attorney
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(67)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Led Zeppelin hint they may release more previously unreleased material, including the legendary "Hey, I Think the Recorder's On" and "Tolkien Sucks"
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(53)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
It's 'perfectly normal' to see Jesus in your toast, according to new research from the Elvis Presley Institute of Extra-Terrestrial and Large-Footed Mammalian Studies
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(19)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Anderson Silva cleared for full-time MMA training by doctors, says he's feeling cracking and ready to go, hopes to not just break some UFC longevity records, but shatter them
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(7)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
In finding that will come as old news in Mississippi, scientists find males produce record amount of sperm when given the chance to have sex with their sisters
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lusty licentiousness and prurience, not prudence leads to happy marriages, according to randy rabbi. "Lust is key to all marriages in bible"
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(65)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bill Nye is a 'science bully', according to Crossfire co-host S.E. Cupp. Insert obligatory Isaac Asimov quote about ignorance here
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(185)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Sorry that we messed up that meth test, lady. But we are not taking it off your records. Deal with it"
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(50)
 


Mon May 05, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
States do not have the right to secede from America according to those tyrannical dirty pinko Commie socialists in the Wisconsin Republican Party
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(55)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
According to Dennis Rodman, everything we thought about Kim Jong Un is pretty wrong. At least involving the execution of his uncle
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(13)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Thousands show in Dorset up to toss off knobs in what must clearly be an attempt to break the world's bukkake record
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(20)
 


Sun May 04, 2014
(NBA)
 
 
 
Two game sevens this fine afternoon because you didn't want to do yard work anyway. Raptors look to give their fans something to really cheer for at 1:00ET, then at 3:30 can the Mavs help Nowitzki keep his perfect game 7 record?
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(56)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Paul Simon and Edie Brickell do what every couple worth their salt do after a major bust-up: record a duet
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(30)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
According to a web analytics company, the biggest source of Spam e-mails in Brazil is some sleazy fly-by-night company known as "Walmart"
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(7)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
According to Pasadena Public Health Director Eric Walsh, Disney is a "dark empire" of superstition and witchcraft
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(88)
 


Thu May 01, 2014
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Only 67% of Obamacare enrollees had paid a premium by April 15th, according to a report which ignores 14 states and the fact that premiums for many weren't due until the 30th
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(81)
 
(Some Pie Figher)
 
 
 
Hey, Seattle Farkers We're trying to break the Guinness Book of World Record for most participants in a PIE FIGHT Sunday, May 4, Marymore Park. A Benefit for the Seattle Children's Hospital
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(4)
 


Wed April 30, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
And the bar for Concern Trolling has just been raised to a new record height
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(150)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia takes a break from oppressing its citizens to criticise Norway's human rights record
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(59)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman sets world record by wolfing down 12 pounds of pudding in only three minutes. What a waste of $240
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(67)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
According to Rotten Tomatoes, Zac Efron and Seth Rogen's 'Bad Neighbors' is a perfect movie
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(30)
 


Tue April 29, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Bank of America figures out it made a teeny tiny accounting "oopsie" and actually has about $4 billion less that it thought. Naturally, according to Wall St., The real villain here is the Fed for not catching the mistake sooner
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(34)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Because your day wouldn't be complete without meeting the man who grew a world record 6 foot, 60-pound cauliflower. Sorry girls, he's married
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(5)
 


Mon April 28, 2014
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Canadian runner James Nielsen sets new world record in the Beer Mile, which is totally what you think it is
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(18)
 
(Collector's Weekly)
 
 
 
Blogger behind "My Husband's Stupid Record Collection" does not actually think her husband's record collection is stupid
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(27)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ottawa teen sets record speed for one-handed completion. Of Rubik's cube
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(24)
 


Sun April 27, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Ian Anderson hopes to record more music, sit on park benches, eye little girls with bad intent
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(23)
 


Fri April 25, 2014
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
Today's Fark Business tab WTF: Greece's first surplus in generations enters the record books
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(12)
 


Thu April 24, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
According to a conservative radio host, Cliven Bundy's problem isn't that he holds repugnant racist views and believes black were better off under slavery, but just that nobody taught him not to say that out loud where reporters could hear
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(1195)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Proof the entire state really IS high by this point: according to a new poll. Rand Paul would beat Hillary Clinton in Colorado if the election were held today
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(132)
 

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