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		What's the outlook for this year's hurricane season? Well, according to our weather satellites, the answer is "damned if we know" source: science.nbcnews.com   |   share:	(29)

Working parents who leave the office early are getting away with an "unfair practice" and are "killing office morale." Well, according to the people without kids who are just pissed they can't leave early source: slate.com   |   share:

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		Typically a "comeback" requires that you first have some talent and a track record of success in a given area source: latimes.com   |   share:	(54)
		Lil' Wayne signs Paris Hilton to record contract, proving that codeine abuse may cause brain damage source: tmz.com   |   share:	(28)

		Not only is the DOJ bugging and seizing records from FOX News and AP reporters but their friends, parents, other relatives, oh and the corporate execs. First Amendment weeps source: townhall.com   |   share:	(523)
		I don't know what the hell a Justin Bieber is, but he's an a_ _hole according to some guy named Bon Jovi source: nydailynews.com   |   share:	(93)

		Manager of Chicago's Navy Pier rides Ferris wheel to world record, gets off and tumbles into water source: miamiherald.com   |   share:	(45)
		"The Manatee Sheriff's Office said Krystle Harrison made several advances toward her boyfriend of three years and he rebuffed her. According to an arrest report, she grabbed him and bit his genitals" source: wtsp.com   |   share:	(56)
		Video camera set up to record ghosts captures evidence of paramoural activity source: themercury.com.au   |   share:	(61)
(Some Guy)		According to Porter Stansberry, we're all doomed. Again source: pro.stansberryresearch.com   |   share:	(53)

		Elton John's longstanding chart record broken. By Justin Bieber source: digitalspy.com   |   share:	(84)
		According to the Guardian, Men are misogynists for wearing condoms, and keeping a woman from having 100% of control over the when/where/who/how of conception source: guardian.co.uk   |   share:	(141)
		Despite lensflares and further destruction of the mythos, Star Trek: Into Darkness is the #1 film in the country, raking in $62.2 million. Iron Man 3 falls to #2 but continues to set records, and The Great Gatsby falls to #3 source: deadline.com   |   share:	(227)
		Puerto Rico faces its lowest coffee production ever according to recent figures from government bean counters source: abcnews.go.com   |   share:	(7)

Maple Leafs fans set up a camera to record themselves watching game 7. Disappointment ensues source: deadspin.com   |   share:

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		Dick uses dildo to dick around mechanic after dick's dickmobile was repossessed; is now charged with using fake dick as a weapon, according to his lawyer Peter source: news.com.au   |   share:	(40)
		That company that let rich moms hire disabled guides to pose as family members in order to skip Disney World lines? The IRS revoked its tax-exempt status for failing to file tax records or financial reports for the past three years source: wtkr.com   |   share:	(57)
		Bengals James Harrison says he spends $600,000 a year on his body, beating previous record held by Demi Moore source: espn.go.com   |   share:	(25)
		Imma let you finish Curiosity, but Opportunity has the greatest NASA distance record of ALL TIME source: wired.com   |   share:	(16)

		Hi. I'm from the IRS. Can I have 10 million medical records? No, I don't have a warrant--don't need one, just give them to me, especially them CA state judge ones. Also, while I'm here, I'm going to watch the NCAA tournament source: courthousenews.com   |   share:	(21)
		Bridge audio recording captures captain of Navy ship ending his career in spectacular fashion source: wtkr.com   |   share:	(176)
(Some Guy)		F#&%*$# Ohiohans curse the most according to courtesy survey of all 50 states source: blog.marchex.com   |   share:	(76)

		GOP Senators on AP phone records: THIS IS not so much of AN OUTRAGE source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:	(85)
		Steph Curry had an NBA record 272 three-pointers. Here's all of them (w/video) source: deadspin.com   |   share:	(30)
		Revenge plastic surgery is becoming more common according to a recent study from Bobbitt University source: fox8.com   |   share:	(38)
		Obama needs a Drudge, according to writer who misses the entire point of news aggregators source: thehill.com   |   share:	(24)
		Walmart refuses to sign Bangladesh accord, written in response to factory fire that killed hundreds, because it allows collective bargaining source: trust.org   |   share:	(128)

		The best and worst paying jobs in America, according to Forbes, are... about what you'd expect source: forbes.com   |   share:	(43)
		"Democrats worship abortion with same fervor the Canaanites worshipped Molech" according to perfectly rational and not at all insane person source: thehill.com   |   share:	(162)
		White house on secretly obtaining AP phone records: What records? Go ask the DoJ, which we already own source: outfront.blogs.cnn.com   |   share:	(45)
		How high does a "low level" employee of the DOJ have to be to get the AP phone records? As high as Eric Holder it would seem source: theblaze.com   |   share:	(27)

		Old and busted: Jailing reporters who won't reveal their sources. New hotness: Secretly seizing journalists' phone records from their phone companies source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:	(385)
		The number of U.S. temporary workers now approaches an all-time record. Actually, in this economy everyone is a temporary worker source: bloomberg.com   |   share:	(121)

		A Space Oddity, re-recorded in space by Chris Hadfield, as he gets ready to leave the ISS on Monday source: youtube.com   |   share:	(189)
		Oldies acts like Def Leppard are re-recording back catalogs in order to earn higher royalty checks, chase film and TV music buyers who can't afford the original tracks. Unfortunately, Spotify and iTunes users are stuck with the replicas source: slate.com   |   share:	(55)

Dear Paul, "We are recording an LP this weekend. How about coming in to play bass?" Sincerely, Jimi and Miles source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share:

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NYC public school kitchen managers get a disciplinary letter in their permanent record for ordering butter source: nydailynews.com   |   share:

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		Correct posture makes a person feel more reassured and confident, according to a study by the University of Listen to Your Mom source: nytimes.com   |   share:	(18)
		News: 16 year old girl is a swimming champ who has been shattering world records. FARK: She was born with no legs and one arm source: kptv.com   |   share:	(59)

		Laser-cut wooden records improve the timbre of music source: wired.com   |   share:	(55)
		For one record-breaking day, Seattle was as hot as Phoenix. Of course, in Phoenix it's a dry heat, and here it's just hot ironically source: seattlepi.com   |   share:	(83)
		For the record, a sincere apology to the cops after they've caught you lying never makes things better. "Guys, I'm sorry. I'm really not a bad guy. I hid the pipe because I was scared" source: nwfdailynews.com   |   share:	(27)
		Another day, another record? It's like the economy is bouncing back source: money.cnn.com   |   share:	(21)
		I'm not sure, but, I believe Titus Young has set an NFL record by being arrested twice in one day. Majority of the Cincinnati Bengals looking to see how they can top that source: espn.go.com   |   share:	(40)

Pacers try to steal another game from the Knicks at Madison Square Garden while the Grizzlies try to overcome their awful road record and get a split at Oklahoma City. It's your Tuesday NBA playoffs thread source: espn.go.com   |   share:

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		U.S.sees record-low number of tornadoes. Tornado Alley officially changed to a cul-de-sac source: blog.chron.com   |   share:	(21)
		Beef prices hit a new record high. Bull market becomes a bull market source: reuters.com   |   share:	(6)
		Man takes an arrow to the arm while walking in garden. "According to park officials, the arrow came from a beginner who was learning the basics of archery" source: japantoday.com   |   share:	(65)

"How do you find out what the bombers said on the phone before they were suspects?" "No problem. Everyone's phone calls are recorded, so we can go back and find what they said" source: guardian.co.uk   |   share:

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Guy records his drunk wife attempting to tell a joke and animates it source: vimeo.com   |   share:

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		Remember how global warming would cause violent weather outbreaks? Tornado activity in the US was at a record low in 2012 since records started being kept six decades ago source: washingtonpost.com   |   share:	(282)
		FARK: Google Glass will allow people to secretly record video and take pics by winking. Ultra FARK: It knows when you blink because it has a second camera always watching you source: theverge.com   |   share:	(126)

		Bagram crash recorded on dashcam--oh, my. A big airplane like that shouldn't just stop in mid-air source: news.yahoo.com   |   share:	(537)
		New college graduates disillusioned, underemployed according to survey done by consulting firm that off-shores work to India source: chicagotribune.com   |   share:	(106)
		Lauryn Hill signs a $1 million recording contract after the deal is approved by her manager, her agent, her IRS legal representative source: thehollywoodgossip.com   |   share:	(34)

		According to my sources, Chris Broussard is about to get fired for his comments on Jason Collins source: thinkprogress.org   |   share:	(189)
		"Welcome To Myrtle Manor", TLC's reality series about a Carolina trailer park, sets some kind of record as three cast members are arrested in three separate incidents over the weekend source: tmz.com   |   share:	(65)
		Longstanding chart record held by The Beatles beaten by some guy with awful hair source: nme.com   |   share:	(54)

The science behind why playing a Barry White record works on your girlfriend source: blogs.smithsonianmag.com   |   share:

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Photoshop this resident recording source: cdn.theatlantic.com   |   share:

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Michael Jackson's ghost is tap dancing and watching over his children. This according to one of his sisters who has been using a psychic to keep in touch source: thesun.co.uk   |   share:

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		Spain reaches record high unemployment. If this keeps up for a few more decades, you may finally be able to afford a one week trip to Europe source: bbc.co.uk   |   share:	(34)
		Subby is trying to get a record of originals and licensed covers tracked and mixed. LGT kickstarter page. If you don't wish to donate, please +1 me on your social media if you like what you hear. Thanks source: kickstarter.com   |   share:	(7)

		Plaque honoring Bonds* home run record* is missing source: hardballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share:	(22)
		Ford: Fusion Overwhelms Record Dough source: bloomberg.com   |   share:	(21)

Several attempts were made to request payment, but according to the police report, Kruger became angry and responded that she wasn't paying the"'#&%@*^ bill" source: whas11.com   |   share:

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Daft Punk's new single breaks a digital record. Difficulty: on Spotify source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:

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		Happy Record Store Day. Go out and get some music from your local purveyor of fine vinyl source: elmoremagazine.com   |   share:	(127)
		NASCAR drivers recorded a CD in the '80s and it's the best thing ever source: jalopnik.com   |   share:	(23)

SeaWorld makes 77 Billion in profit in 2012 according to CNN with revenue of 1.4 Billion source: money.cnn.com   |   share:

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According to Congressman Louie Gohmert (R-Acist), the Boston Marathon bombings reveal the danger of a proposed immigration bill because "radical Islamists are being trained to act Hispanic" source: thinkprogress.org   |   share:

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Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young to release long-forgotten live album recorded in 1974, leading fans to wonder oh how many more concerts are in the CSNY vault source: rollingstone.com   |   share:

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		Western efforts against the Taliban have been so successful that Afghanistan is expecting a record opium harvest source: cbsnews.com   |   share:	(116)
		James O'Keefe defending the McConnell recorders: "Raw and unfiltered recordings are the best tools we have to expose things as they really are" source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share:	(70)
		Cubs pitchers tie 123-year old MLB mark with five wild pitches in an inning. In other news, the Cubs did not already hold this record source: suntimes.com   |   share:	(65)

		Quite possibly the last recording of Hughie Thomasson doing 'Green Grass & High Tides' before his untimely death in 2007. 6 guitars, 2 drum sets, military-grade awesome source: youtube.com   |   share:	(23)
		Why listening to music is as good as sex, according to scientists who listen to Ravel's Bolero way too much source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share:	(35)

		Greek unemployment hits a record high of 27.2%, shocking government leaders that 72.8% of people actually found work in Greece source: presstv.ir   |   share:	(23)
		Bundesliga: The Denouement. Today's big one is Schalke-Leverkusen with a Champions League place potentially at stake. Will Bayern play their B team or try to break all the records? How many will BVB ring up on Fürth? Your Matchday 29 thread source: bundesliga.com   |   share:	(15)

		A-Rod was the player purchasing steroid records. Surprise Surprise source: usatoday.com   |   share:	(48)
		MLB buys steroid records because a player *coughA-Rodcough* was attempting to do the same source: espn.go.com   |   share:	(14)
		It was the Left that illegally recorded Mitch McConnell's staff. Reasons this okay when liberals do it to the right source: nytimes.com   |   share:	(308)

		You're a conservative student patriot being forced to listen to your liberal professor say mean things about Teabaggers and Republicans in class. Wat do? Well, you certainly wouldn't secretly record him; we know how Mitch McConnell feels about that source: radio.foxnews.com   |   share:	(582)
		According to Rand Paul, the GOP's problem with minorities wasn't the party's enthusiastic embrace of racists as part of their "Southern Strategy" but that You People are moochers who got hooked on all the entitlements the dems gave out source: theatlanticwire.com   |   share:	(192)
		Two DHS agents indicted on federal charges of obstruction of justice, falsfying records and conspiracy. Fark: The agents were assigned to investigate fellow DHS agents to root out corruption source: valleycentral.com   |   share:	(35)
		Police attack and arrest man for recording them with his cell phone camera claiming the phone could be "converted into a weapon" (w/video) source: gizmodo.com   |   share:	(157)
		According to last Monday's Wikileaks publications, it turns out that US diplomats were tracking the political careers of Mitterrand and Chirac...so what Great insight Wikileaks source: neurope.eu   |   share:	(4)

Successful entrepreneur is a "loser" according to sucessful...whatever it is that Sarah Palin is successful at source: money.msn.com   |   share:

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Brad Paisley records a song called "Accidental Racist" explaining that the Confederate flag he's wearing on his shirt is just proclaiming his love for Lynyrd Skynyrd. What could possibly go wrong? source: salon.com   |   share:

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		Right wing media: President Obama is a socialist. Reality: Obama's regressive policy record makes Richard Nixon look like Che Guevara source: boingboing.net   |   share:	(128)
		Study concludes women find men with larger penises more attractive, according to groundbreaking research from the Scientific Institute of Jon Hamm, Liam Neeson, and Submitter source: popsci.com   |   share:	(233)
		You are five times more likely to be involved in a car crash due to daydreaming versus using your smartphone according to the US Texting Institute source: nbcnews.com   |   share:	(133)

Marius2 is being ignored by Dr. Dre, so he recorded a rap song to get his attention. World premier of Rollin on Dubs (Lyrics might be Not safe for work) source: soundcloud.com   |   share:

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The Battle Over Top Speed: Since 2010, the Bugatti Veyron Super Sport "World Record Edition" has held the mantle as the fastest production car in the world, but Hennessey Performance of Texas says not so fast source: autos.yahoo.com   |   share:

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If you want to study an asteroid, all you need to do is lasso one with a robotic spaceship. This according to a US Senator source: azcentral.com   |   share:

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		Thirty-five years ago, a hiker stumbled upon a plane crash in the mountains of Montana, with no evidence of survivors at the scene. Now, the crash seems to live only in its discoverer's memory, as not even the NTSB has any record of it ever occurring source: greatfallstribune.com   |   share:	(104)
		Men living longer and closing the gender life expectancy gap is a "troubling trend", according to the National Geographic source: news.nationalgeographic.com   |   share:	(273)
		Just in time for Record Store Day, new book explores shadowy music of 1970s unsigned artists who pressed their own homemade albums and promptly faded into Bolivia source: guardian.co.uk   |   share:	(44)
		Fifth of Republicans think Barack Obama is the anti-christ, according to voter survey source: wisconsingazette.com   |   share:	(227)
		Someone just leaked to investigative journalists 260 gigabytes of data containing 30 years worth of records for over 100,000 offshore shell companies and trusts in 186 countries linked to some of the world's most powerful people. Let the games begin source: icij.org   |   share:	(70)
		New York state legislature sets new record for Democratic corruption hat trick with the arrests of two more assemblymen today on corruption charges source: foxnews.com   |   share:	(54)

Iranian dairy company makes a five ton tub of ice cream to break a world's record. Or as Americans call that, the "party size" source: rawstory.com   |   share:

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		"The man was fired last month after bringing a dead bird to work and claiming it was his mother, according to police" source: fortstewart.patch.com   |   share:	(56)
		Good news: Fannie Mae reports a record year with profits of $17.2 billion. Bad News: Would still only be 20% of the remaining money it owes the Treasury source: money.cnn.com   |   share:	(65)
		Now this is an April Fool's joke: Dutch police announce 20 mile stretch of traffic-jammed highway will be closed for Top Gear record speed test. Parking lot ensues source: independent.co.uk   |   share:	(45)
		Judge rules that he has no idea how digital recordings work source: bbc.co.uk   |   share:	(55)

		Madonna has a homeless brother who periodically goes on record to say that she "doesn't give a shiat" about him source: ibtimes.com   |   share:	(134)
		Google's April Fools Day pranks are totally NOT FUNNY, according to people who are still pissed that Google Reader is going away. In other news the butthurt about Google reader can officially seen from space according to Google Earth source: theatlanticwire.com   |   share:	(91)

Kentucky passes law that will allow people to break the law in accordance with their religious faith. In related news, Al Qaida was reportedly looking for directions to Fort Campbell, KY on Google Maps source: usatoday.com   |   share:

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"Louie, Louie" singer nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, although his acceptance speech will be recorded, slowed down, examined for double entendres source: foxnews.com   |   share:

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		Kagan: So if this law were based on Congress' "moral disapproval" of gays it should be struck down right? DOMA Lawyer: of course, Kagan: Well Congress said on the record here that the bill is based on a "moral disapproval of homosexualty" source: news.yahoo.com   |   share:	(473)
		According to a survey I just made up, 9/10 women hate the taste of condoms. But thanks to bacon, this flavor epidemic will soon be a thing of the past source: 1059therock.com   |   share:	(161)
		Rob Dibble fired from job as a high school coach, potentially setting a new record for the quantity and variety of jobs a person has been fired from source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share:	(31)

		Bill Gates pledges to re-invent the condom. Because Bill Gates has such a great track record preventing viruses with his products source: ca.news.yahoo.com   |   share:	(37)
		Florida's records from the 1500s to be digitized. Ponce de Leon will finally be immortalized 500 years after being contracted to explore Fark's favorite peninsula source: seattlepi.com   |   share:	(13)

		Actress Karen Black (Five Easy Pieces, Easy Rider, Trilogy of Terror, etc.) turns to crowd-funding to help with her two and a half year battle with cancer. According to her husband, she can "hardly move around and is mostly bed-bound" source: deadline.com   |   share:	(66)
		Britain faces a natural gas shortage due to record cold weather. Homeowners are so cold that their teeth would be chattering if they had any source: independent.co.uk   |   share:	(28)

		Cop secretly records his supervisor ordering him to assume young black men are criminals in a) rural Georgia b) small town in Mississippi c) the Bronx source: gothamist.com   |   share:	(318)
		For the record, it's not a crime to jump out of a van in Florida and chase after a woman who is jogging source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share:	(56)
		Drivers now paying record high gasoline prices despite a U.S. oil boom. Or as oil company executives call it, a win win situation source: abcnews.go.com   |   share:	(110)
		Millionaire, and one of the "most powerful women entrepreneurs" according to CNN, is abusing Kickstarter to raise money to send her 9 year old daughter to camp source: playereffort.com   |   share:	(245)

		Here it is: the full list of 2013 Record Store Day releases source: guardian.co.uk   |   share:	(42)
		As the screaming woman got closer, she reached into her bra and pulled out a stun gun, according to police. The messenger tried to make his getaway, but the pregnant woman gave chase and soon caught him source: seattlepi.com   |   share:	(49)
		Ok kids, if you're going to have sex with a minor, don't record it on video. However, if you must record it on video, for chrissakes do NOT post it on facebook source: daytondailynews.com   |   share:	(78)

		Six of the world's seven billion people have mobile phones but only 4.5 billion have a toilet, according to a U.N. report. Can you (flushing sound) me now? source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share:	(82)
		VCU beats Akron by a can of whoop ass to advance to the SECOND round. HAVOC lives in the 5/12 record books now source: wtvr.com   |   share:	(39)
		Martin Brodeur sets NHL record for most goals with the third of his career source: scores.espn.go.com   |   share:	(75)

Normally, a routine court appearance by a guy accused of possessing an illegal gun at an airport wouldn't become a buzzy little Internet story, but the guy's name happens to be Barton Simpson and the judge is identified as "Mr. Recorder Burns" source: newser.com   |   share:

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		Everything we know about what Data Brokers know about you, including your salary information, buying habits, voting records, whether you're pregnant, divorced, or trying to lose weight, screen names and greenlights at social media websites source: propublica.org   |   share:	(57)
		Problem: Farm animals are being abused while being taken to slaughter, do you A. Impose higher standards for animal welfare B. Prosecute those responsible for animal abuse or C. Make it illegal to record videos at the slaughterhouse source: foxnews.com   |   share:	(159)

		Fed makes record $88.4 billion profit. Thanks Obama source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:	(88)
		Q: Can you set a world's record by bowling 11 strikes? A: Apparently, if you do it in one minute source: youtube.com   |   share:	(30)

U.S factory employees averaged a record 41.9 hours a week in February, or as six-year-old Nike workers call it: the swing shift source: bloomberg.com   |   share:

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		Algae bloom is killing a record number of endangered Florida manatees. If only there were some phrase to express dismay source: cnn.com   |   share:	(89)
		The Engineering News-Record is not usually a must-read magazine... except when they publish their annual collection of the best engineering photography of the year. Come for the boom, the big bada boom source: io9.com   |   share:	(10)
		Ancient penis-headed worm pushes fossil record back, breakfast up source: io9.com   |   share:	(31)

		Are you crazy or just kinky? Well, according to the DSM-V...both source: slate.com   |   share:	(17)
		Tugboat pushes barge full of oil into gas pipeline. Marvin the Martian finally finds the kaboom. Michael Bay jizzes in his pants. Deep Purple travel back in time, record "Smoke on the Water" source: chron.com   |   share:	(20)

Finally, the children's tale that must be told: ghost of Notorious BIG to guide son and daughter through adversities, keep his NYC recording studio from being bought out in new cartoon series source: 9news.com   |   share:

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		According to Breitbart.com, Paul Krugman has to give speeches on behalf of Friends of Hamas to pay for his bankruptcy source: spectator.org   |   share:	(91)
(Chmura Economics & Analytics)		Switching to Daylight Saving Time costs the American economy $434 million due to lost sleep, according to the rocket surgeons at the Institute For Pulling Statistics Out Of Our Asses source: sleepbetter.org   |   share:	(162)

Word problem: Here in 2013, the barber who gave haircuts to Legs Diamond is still working. Legs Diamond died in 1931. According to Fark by-laws, how many miles off this barber's lawn are you required to be? source: recordonline.com   |   share:

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		Globetrotter denied record due to technicality. Damn you Washington Generals source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:	(13)
		According to Wikipedia and a highly optimistic public relations flack, Matt Hasselbeck was damn near Joe Montana source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share:	(15)

		For the record, filing fraudulent papers and pretending banks aren't real will not give you the right to squat in a $3 million house, nor will it let you run over police officers, Miss Soverign Citizen source: wreg.com   |   share:	(170)
		Slim female Russian gymnast turned weightlifter sets world record for the snatch source: thesun.co.uk   |   share:	(63)

Since reforming and re-entering the NFL in 1999, the Cleveland Browns have had 18 different starting quarterbacks. None of them have a winning record with the team source: sportige.com   |   share:

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		New World Record: €100,000 Worth of Destruction in Only 10 Seconds source: hypervocal.com   |   share:	(47)
		History Channel claimed that 18 million people watched the premiere of "Vikings." How awesome is that? According to Nielsen, about one third as awesome as you would expect source: washingtonpost.com   |   share:	(77)
		After consulting their foremost mathematicians and market experts, CNN determines that the Dow could reach a new record high for the second day in a row if it goes up source: money.cnn.com   |   share:	(58)
		Russell Crowe says he recorded a UFO on his camera while he was outside trying to film fruit bats. No Mad-Libs were harmed in the making of this headline source: couriermail.com.au   |   share:	(58)
		What does the Dow's record high mean for you? Well, you'll still have to worry about living paycheck to paycheck, but you can rest assured in the knowledge that some rich motherfarkers out there are even richer source: nbcnews.com   |   share:	(128)

		According to South Dakota, women are only able to think about abortion during business hours source: ksfy.com   |   share:	(132)
		Dow just hit a record high. Top that, Colorado source: nytimes.com   |   share:	(141)

		Wife slaps husband awake for 2 weeks and records his reaction source: litefm.com   |   share:	(64)
		Oklahoma ties NCAA record by hitting 34 free throws without a miss. Or as Shaq calls making 34 free throws, a great season source: cbssports.com   |   share:	(13)

		American woman sets new indoor pole vault record. No, not her, a different one source: thestar.com   |   share:	(13)
		Road crew breaks brick laying record previously held by the Charlotte Bobcats source: break.com   |   share:	(19)
		7 year-old Girl Scout suffering from epileptic seizures and pituitary dwarfism, cock-punches her health problems and sells record numbers of cookies to help support our troops. With, damn it's getting patrioticly dusty in here picture source: cleveland.com   |   share:	(86)

"Duck Dynasty" breaks their own record for most watched program in A&E history with their season 3 premiere. Suck it Morrissey source: cnn.com   |   share:

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Styx sues their record company for allegedly cheating them out of royalties, allowing Dennis DeYoung to convince them that crap like Mr. Roboto was a good idea source: tmz.com   |   share:

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		Fraternity raises funds to help pay for transgender brother's breast removal. Historians suggest this is the first recorded case of fraternity brothers acting in favor of fewer boobs source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:	(261)
		45 year-old gyroscopically-balanced red penis-mobile will undergo full restoration, allowing it to stay up for decades to come. (pics, video) source: gizmag.com   |   share:	(25)
		There's a chance Adrian Peterson broke the rushing record after all... a 15% chance to be exact source: sportige.com   |   share:	(25)

According to a new poll, a majority of Americans find the Republican Party "out of touch" and "extreme." Obviously this means that the GOP needs to become more pure and move farther to the right source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:

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Renowned songwriter Diane Charlotte Lampert, whose songs were recorded by Brenda Lee, The Beatles, and The Lettermen, has died at 88 source: spinner.com   |   share:

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		Minnesota casino sets record for world's biggest burger with one ton, 10-foot diameter bacon-cheeseburger source: nydailynews.com   |   share:	(60)
		Panel of judges makes clear what the world has known for years, "In short, the record shows that there is only one Evil Empire in baseball and it is the New York Yankees" source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share:	(29)

		Abercrombie & Fitch reports record sales and strong earnings, increases quarterly dividend to $0.20 source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share:	(25)
		This season on HBO's Game of Thrones, You are cordially invited to the wedding of Edmund Tully and Roslyn Frey. Your Season 3 Game of Thrones trailer source: youtube.com   |   share:	(131)
		Blackhawks set NHL record for best regular season start. In other sports news, Cubs eliminated from playoffs today source: nhl.com   |   share:	(36)

LeBron James injured by a hard foul. Bulls fans react accordingly (w/video) source: deadspin.com   |   share:

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		Could a deadly virus wipe out all of mankind? Let's ask this viral expert. Yep, according to him, we're all gonna die source: thesun.co.uk   |   share:	(217)
		The still-unidentified Technoviking is suing Matthias Fritsch for recording his dance and making him a meme. Do not taunt Happy Fun Technoviking source: dailydot.com   |   share:	(117)

		Playstation 4 revealed in New York. Hot Pockets expected to see record shortages worldwide source: gametrailers.com   |   share:	(197)
		Despite stem cell restrictions and record low Congressional approval ratings, Florida clones Senator source: wesh.com   |   share:	(7)
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		During this global economic meltdown Ferrari have registered a) A record LOW number of sales in 2012 or b) A record HIGH? source: shortlist.com   |   share:	(65)

		For the record, traditional holy water is made from blessed water. Not vegetable oil, bleach and Tabasco sauce source: azcentral.com   |   share:	(55)
		Raytheon's new ballistic missile detection system performs perfectly during testing according to...Raytheon... Sounds legit source: news.yahoo.com   |   share:	(17)
		According to Jose Canseco, dinosaurs were able to fly because the Earth used to be larger so gravity was weaker. Turns out steroids shrivel your brain, too source: gawker.com   |   share:	(16)
		EU car sales hit new record low, with Peugeot taking the hardest hit, its sales fell by 16.3% as opposed to sales last year. Wait, they still make Peugeots? source: neurope.eu   |   share:	(23)

		New study says watching TV could help improve a child's behavior, according to a TV station's website source: azfamily.com   |   share:	(57)
		What Russian dashcams record when they aren't documenting meteors source: guardian.co.uk   |   share:	(16)
		Models don't deserve the attention they receive for their looks, according to supermodel Cameron Russell, studman69 source: edition.cnn.com   |   share:	(94)

Thailand couple sets a world's record for the longest kiss, breaking the old mark claimed by George Costanza with Marisa Tomei source: philly.com   |   share:

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		GM announces record high employee profit-sharing bonuses. Workers now able to retire after just two or three more taxpayer bailouts source: detroitnews.com   |   share:	(13)
		"There's nothing like the scent of Cordite in a woman's hair" source: officer.com   |   share:	(6)

Amazon users rejoice after their angry campaign leads to toy Predator drones (for kids 3 and up) being pulled from the site. Oh, sorry, did we say "pulled from the site?" We meant "sold out in record time" source: slate.com   |   share:

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		Thailand finally breaks Taiwan's hula hoop record. Once again, what goes around, comes around source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share:	(9)
		Shiny object seen by Curiosity rover on Mars turns out to "a rock that the wind has sculpted into an interesting shape", according to NASA. Which is what they want you to believe source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:	(24)
		The next time you're at a sporting event and it's delayed by rain, do something productive like these fans, and make a record-breaking snake made out of empty cups of beer source: couriermail.com.au   |   share:	(12)

What's -4^(1/4)? Apparently not what you think it is, according to Google (Fark: Not safe for work) source: nbcnews.com   |   share:

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		Teen birthrates in the U.S. fall to record lows. When asked if this was due to abstinence programs or increased sex education, researchers bravely turned their tails and fled, brave brave sex researchers (link fixed) source: cbsnews.com   |   share:	(143)
		Men's friendships with women 'driven by sexual attraction' according to Dr. N. S. Sherlock of the Institute For the Study of the Forehead-Slappingly Obvious source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share:	(301)

		The first song composed and recorded in space actually rocks source: gizmodo.com   |   share:	(88)
		According to Fox News, solar power just won't work in America. Because it's not sunny here like it is in Germany source: slate.com   |   share:	(106)
		Joey Ramone's record collection has gone up for auction, and, to a lesser extent, so have his glasses, leather jacket, and t-shirts source: nme.com   |   share:	(20)

		Headline: Fox News credibility hits 'record low'. Article: Fox News still more credible than MSNBC, CNN, ABC News, CBS News, NBC News, and even Comedy Central source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share:	(143)
		Elton John recorded with Queens of the Stone Age. Insert your own jokes source: 1065.com   |   share:	(35)
		Industry organizations in Canada: Hey guys, great you want to fight spam and all, but what we really want to do is to covertly install spyware on everyone's computers to keep the major record labels happy source: freezenet.ca   |   share:	(22)

		"Cyberloafing on the rise" according to researcher who's never had the joy of seeing his headline in green source: she1035.com   |   share:	(48)
		Nevada casinos had $98.9M bet on the Super Bowl, beating the record set in 2006. "Northern Nevada gets swamped with 49er money", says one bookmaker, and Kaepernick played college ball in Reno source: msn.foxsports.com   |   share:	(33)
		Entire police squad caught on tape falsifying records and failing to report to 911 calls while going for coffee and making out with their girlfriends. Norbert unavailable for comment source: 610wiod.com   |   share:	(93)
		Super Bowl XLVII broke the record for most records broken or tied at a single Super Bowl source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share:	(28)
		Adventurer travels the globe to 201 countries without flying in 1,426 days.... and for what? To get voted down by Guinness World Records rules source: mirror.co.uk   |   share:	(24)

Running down the road naked with a phone cord wrapped around your junk is no way to go through life, son source: kob.com   |   share:

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		WILL Ray Lewis take home one more ring? CAN the 49ers win a record-tying 6th Lombardi Trophy? HOW AWKWARD are Harbaugh family gatherings going to be after tonight? THIS is YOUR Super Bowl XLVII Discussion Thread. (Kickoff @ 6:30 EST) source: scores.espn.go.com   |   share:	(5239)
		13-year-old beats two-time Olympian and former world record holder in the triple jump competition source: patch.com   |   share:	(12)

Chevron officials take an extra day to practice their somber look, then announce record 4Q profit of $7.25 billion source: sfgate.com   |   share:

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		At some point, according to investigators, the incident involved a chain saw, a bat, and a wooden pole with a knife attached source: wmur.com   |   share:	(43)
		Judge approves BP plea agreement, record $4 billion fine. Company officials complain that the fine could set them back as much as three days source: cnn.com   |   share:	(46)

		"When they asked him to clothe himself, the man, instead, broke into song and began to masturbate, according to authorities" source: nola.com   |   share:	(54)
		Swing from cold to warm weather in the Northeast could shatter records, water mains source: baltimoresun.com   |   share:	(51)
		In the year 2000, we'll all be yakking away on our Snow White phones, according to Apple source: fastcodesign.com   |   share:	(34)

		Week 2 NHL power rankings are out. Will your team overtake the record-setting Chicago Blackhawks? source: espn.go.com   |   share:	(129)
		Stocks near record high. This is a repeat from 2007 source: nbcnews.com   |   share:	(17)

		One of the top-selling CDs is the silence recorded inside a 12th century village church. And it still sounds better than half the crap on the radio these days source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share:	(72)
		Synthetic marijuana and bath salts are still easily obtained despite a police crackdown, according to a reporter who did some field research source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share:	(107)

		Think your basketball team can't score? Northern Illinois had only 4 points in the 1st half after shooting 1 for 31, including 29 straight misses. Even better, they broke their own record of 5 points in a half earlier this year source: espn.go.com   |   share:	(40)
		Identical Identical Twins Twins Set Set Tennis Tennis Record Record source: espn.go.com   |   share:	(11)

Not content with a single awkward pause at the end, Kristen Stewart attempts to set the record for number of awkward pauses during a single Craig Ferguson interview source: youtube.com   |   share:

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