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258 headlines found matching 'cord'
Fri August 26, 2016
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(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Watch as a Jezebel editor reads from the Necromonicon According to Baba Yaga and slowly drains the life from a poor redheaded sacrifice
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Astronaut Jeff Williams sets a record for the most days in space at 521, breaking the previous record held by Dennis Rodman
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Private prisons are crowded, understaffed, and deadly for inmates, according to researchers who just finally got around to watching Season 1 of 'Orange is the New Black'
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The RZA and Paul Banks from Interpol team up to record an album and eat wings
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Thirteen pains that are worse than childbirth - according to mothers and scientists. DO NOT WANT
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Frank Ocean gives a record label a taste of their own medicine
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(UPI)
 
 
 
American airline travelers set a new record last week: 81 guns confiscated by TSA agents, the most ever in one week. USA USA USA
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Tue August 23, 2016
(The Times (UK))
 
 
 
Women are "genetically programmed" to have affairs, according to a scientist who just needs to accept that his wife just isn't attracted to him any more
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has almost caught up to Hillary, according to a poll with a margin of error of +/- ∞
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(Metro)
 
 
 
According to new Oxford study, Hillary is like Napoleon while Trump's a bigger psycho than Hitler
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(The Daily Signal)
 
 
 
There is no scientific evidence that people are born gay according to researchers at Trump University...er, make that Johns Hopkins University
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
You can now use a beer glass embedded with a smart chip that records how many drinks you're having at the bars which will in turn let you earn free drinks and shall in no way be introduced in a court of law during your next DUI trial
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(Time)
 
 
 
According to his new campaign manager, this week is"Immigration Week" where Trump will lay out his comprehensive plan for immigration reform at giant rallies in Colorad- oops sorry, cancelled, Nevad- yeah he's got a "thing" so...and Orego-*smokebomb*
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Mon August 22, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
And the Guinness World Record for the largest Blue Screen of Death goes to...
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(WITF.org)
 
 
 
Franklin County, Kentucky updates public on why plans for digitizing its property records are frozen. Two words: Microsoft Silverlight. Three more words: dot-matrix printer. Nine more: "which is expected by the end of the year"
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Sat August 20, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ken Starr leaves Baylor with his perfect record of never successfully prosecuting sexual misconduct at either the amateur or professional level intact. Bonus: on Bill Clinton's birthday
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump beats Paul Ryan's "helping" record by a country mile and then some, after managing to spend a whopping 49 SECONDS unloading a truck in flood-stricken LA
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
For the record, Sheriff Joe Arpaio is not officially yet done investigating President Obama's birth certificate
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Thu August 18, 2016
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Attempts world's highest bungie jump with a GoPro, records his iPhone falling out of his pocket
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Wed August 17, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
On September 10, 2001 George Carlin recorded an album called "I Kinda Like it When a lot of People Die." It was never released, until now
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(Some News Site)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton wears diapers, according to the fine hackers at wikileaks. Hey, look at that - Leaks and Diapers in the same headline
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Tue August 16, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
What hasn't Bartolo Colon done in his baseball career? Well in his 282nd plate appearance he recorded his first career walk
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mike Pence might seem to be a boring "safe" choice for Trump's VP, but make no mistake, the man is a militant theocrat who believes the entire country should be run according to his extreme version of Christianity
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
According to judge, Steve Mann, a pioneer in wearable computer technology and occasional bonehead, was not threatened by the staff of Canadian Tire after he'd set off the security alarms. Guess Mr tech wizard forgot about security camera footage
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
July was the hottest July on record. This is the umpteenth consecutive monthly repeat, but Sen.Inhofe was able to make a snowball in Antarctica so it can be safely ignored
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Jon Jones wants to return to the UFC, possibly just to see if he can break his own record of drug suspensions
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Sun August 14, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Misogynistic mess Suicide Squad sinks to $44 million in its second weekend, hanging on to #1 while Sausage Party brings home $32 million, a record for an R-rated cartoon. Pete's Dragon is soft at #3 with $20 million, Nine Lives thudding to #9
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas lawyer who lost every one of his death penalty cases, says his job is through after four decades of posting a perfect record. SALUTE
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
19 of the weirdest American supermarket foods, according to an Australian. If Pop Tarts are wrong, I don't want to be right
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(Politico)
 
 
 
According to GOP insiders, the only way Trump will win is if there's film of Hillary drowning kittens while surrounded by terrorists chanting death to America
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Fri August 12, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
This is the bathroom stall you should choose every time if you want the cleanest one, according to science
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Why no one will be setting a world record in the 100 meter dash this Olympics
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Remember back in 2003 when embarrassing revelations in two candidates' unsealed divorce records, one in the primary and one in the general, turned a dark-horse candidate into the Senator from IL? Guess what reporters are asking an NY judge to do?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here's what the world will look like in 2029, according to every video game ever made. Huh, looks like Trump must have won
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
An important investigation: Why is Starling Marte playing an accordion in the Pirates' clubhouse? Will he release an album soon?
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Thu August 11, 2016
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Trump is expected to preserve his record of never having lost an election by withdrawing from the race, offloading the baggage dragging down his campaign onto a new nominee, and letting that person go down in flaming wreckage instead
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dow, S&P 500 and NASDAQ all closed today at record high levels. The Trump recovery is finally taking place
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Jeff Fisher cuts a Rams player, goes on a tirade about how his players are acting like they want to finish the season with a .500 record. I wonder if anyone pointed out that he has finished at or below .500 14 times in his 21 years of coaching
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(Weather Underground)
 
 
 
The world is setting so many records for heat that we will soon be hitting a thermodynamic wall: "The highest possible surface air temperature on Earth would be in the range of 131-133°F. That does not take into account global warming"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
With 12 individual gold medals, Michael Phelps has tied a 2,168-year-old Olympic record with Leonidas of Rhodes
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(The Register)
 
 
 
According to newly declassified military documents, a weather forecast in 1967 stopped a nuclear war
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Tue August 09, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco Giants manager Bruce Bochy hospitalized after becoming ill, most likely from looking at his team's record since the All-Star break
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Check the MLB boxscores lately? For the first time since 1975, a player had seven hits in a game. Enjoy your place in the record book, Brandon Crawford
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Did you know Satan is staging a "homosexual invasion of America" from the White House? According to this pastor, it's happening
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Mon August 08, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
What do you do when you're in a locked bus for 20 minutes alone? You record it, narrate it in a foul-mouthed rage
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(Blackmore Vale Magazine)
 
 
 
And in Somerset Magistrates court in Yeovile, a man from Gillingham denied assaulting a woman from Chaffinch Close in a dispute that took place in a Wincanton supermarket car park, according to the Blackmore Vale Magazine. Uh, Mornington Crescent?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
New world's record for the longest whip cracked, breaking the 11 year mark by Margaret Thatcher
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Sat August 06, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
NASA uses a new HDRI high speed camera (HiDyRS-X) to record a solid booster test and that's like... totalllly purple man
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Fri August 05, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fark gets a shout-out during The Late Late Show as James Corden tells us all where to do whatever to him (Fark mention around 2:09)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Anti-Trump group files FOIA request for Melania Trump's immigration records when we all know she was born a poor black child in Illinois
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Canadian women's soccer team scores the fastest goal in Olympic history, 20 seconds into the game, beating the old record of 2 hours and 45 minutes
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Thu August 04, 2016
(Seeker)
 
 
 
Working together, wall-climbing robots weave a suspended web strong enough to hold a person
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
You'd think if you're a mayor and you're playing strip poker with minors that it would be smart not to record it. But then again, maybe he wasn't using his head (at least the one attached to his neck)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Denis Leary and James Corden team up to re-record the Leary classic "Asshole," this time as "Trump's an Asshole"
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Wed August 03, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Anyone need a point guard? Apparently there's one available who has 5 NBA titles. Catch: He's 41 and has a 40-96 coaching record
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
According to the Journal of Family Psychology, marriage changes how men drink in weird ways. Also, that girl in the picture totally wants you
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
According to Madame Tussaud's measurements, Donald Trump's hands are smaller than average man's
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
According to experts, the medical benefits of dental floss are as well proven as subby's 'bourbon prevents leprosy' hypothesis
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
According to sources, top GOP officials could be as few as 24 hours away from throwing the election
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Judge to FBI: Recording 200 hours of audio at a courthouse? Yes, that was wrong, no, you should not have done that, and I'm throwing the illegally-obtained evidence out
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Mon August 01, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Brad Miller homers into the Tropicana Field Touch Tank and sets a record in the process. Once again the cownose rays enjoy taking a swim with a record-setting baseball
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Sun July 31, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Scientists say not to expect many world records to be broken at this year's Olympics since most top athletes have already reached the limits of human biology-or the same damn thing they've been saying since shortly before the 4-minute mile was broken
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Sat July 30, 2016
(Crain's Detroit)
 
 
 
Jack White is attempting to play a gold-plated vinyl record of Carl Sagan's "A Glorious Dawn" in space, the first time this has ever been done, and you can watch it live at Noon ET today
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Fri July 29, 2016
(NYPost)
 
Video
 
Harlem Globetrotter player makes a shot 110 feet above the rim. With a crane and bungee cords
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
According to Donald Trump, in his mind, his hour long "We're on the eve of destruction"-themed address at the RNC "wasn't dark, it was optimistic"
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Thu July 28, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Amazon stock drops on news that it set a record-high profit for the third straight quarter. Wait, what?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Hackers can record everything you type on your cheap wireless keybo -- www.pornhub.com/fatgranny
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
And for your earworm of the day - Hollywood celebs record Hillary Clinton's 'Fight Song'. (Bonus - Fark favorite Aisha Tyler's voice at 0:20)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Scottie Nell Hughes, the Bellatrix Lestrange to Donald Trump's Lord Voldemort, goes unhinged when a fellow reporter mentions Freddie Gray was killed by police negligence; according to Hughes, Gray "killed himself by jumping around"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Trump has left behind a record of bankruptcies, thousands of lawsuits, angry shareholders, contractors who feel cheated, and disillusioned customers who feel ripped off. Trump says he wants to run the nation like he's run his business. God help us"
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Wed July 27, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
What Donald Trump meant to say -- according to his attorneys -- was that if the Russians happen to have Hillary's missing emails, then they should give them to the FBI to aid with their investigation
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
First it was vinyl records, now paper books are making a comeback. Next we'll be getting land lines
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
SpikeTV moving forward with a "Caraoke" show purloined from James Corden but married with Cash Cab that will feature Craig Robinson picking up unsuspecting pedestrians and forcing them to sing
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Tue July 26, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Not news: Record gets broken in Brazil. News: Before Olympics have even started. Fark: It's the record for 'amount claimed as a ransom by kidnappers'. Ultrafark: For Bernie Ecclestone's mother-in-law
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Algorithm accident" caused Facebook to block links to Wikipedia/DNC email dump. According to Facebook, .... may have incorrectly determined the links to be malicious or spam. Which raises the question, what on FB isn't spammy or malicious?
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(AOL Cars (UK))
 
 
 
"On the bright side, Bernal did break the world record for the half-mile top speed, taking his Camaro to 195mph." Briefly
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Sun July 24, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Dominoes chain reaction world record attempt today in Michigan
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Have you got 21 hours and 49 minutes to kill? Get a map and try beat the new record of riding the NYC subway system and hitting all 469 stations
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stocks and bonds are at record prices. Start selling
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stocks and bonds are at record prices. Keep buying
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Sat July 23, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hottest non-atomic-bomb related temperature in world history recorded in Kuwait
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Kendra Harrison sets a new 100 hurdles world record in London. You know, the one who missed the US Olympic track team by *that much*
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Russian adventurer goes up, up and away in his hot air balloon to break the world record for fastest solo circumnavigation of the world
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(Leicester Mercury)
 
 
 
If you have 71 convictions on your criminal record you might want to avoid doing stupid things. Like going to the park with a friend and taking turns shining a laser pointer at a helicopter
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Fri July 22, 2016
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Apparently orgies are really, REALLY smelly according to the online community
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Turns out the DNC and the Clinton campaign were in cahoots, CAHOOTS I SAY, to destroy the Sanders campaign beneath their boots. According to leaked emails. Ooops
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Remember Sandra Bland, the woman who died in jail after a traffic stop? The guard may have falsified records
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Whatever the highest price ever was last paid for a baseball card, that record is about to be broken soon
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(NFL)
 
 
 
J.J. Watt to miss at least the opening game, and perhaps a couple more. You heard it here first. Off the record, on the QT, and very hush-hush
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Spoon & Tamago)
 
 
 
Groovy 1960s Japanese portable record players, once a necessity for families too poor to afford quality stereo sets, are now collector's items
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Here's how you should be charging your phone, according to science. Yes, you've been doing it wrong. Very wrong
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Wed July 20, 2016
(East Lindsey Target)
 
 
 
First section of new UK/EU border completed in record time, and you bet someone has a problem with this
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
142 lost recordings from 1951 by country legend Hank Williams unearthed, exhibiting work of happy, loose, bantering, utterly charming singer, not the "nonsense" idea of a lonely drugged-out alcoholic Hank
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
IOC sends 42 condoms per athlete to Olympic village in anticipation of shattering long standing record held by Wilt Chamberlain
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Tue July 19, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Record Powerball jackpot prize claimed by not you
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Global temperatures break record for 14th consecutive month. Maybe we should build a wall or something. I mean, sticking our heads in the sand for 40 years hasn't worked, so try something new
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(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
It appears that the guy who set off a series of explosive devices in Panaca, AZ was less of a suicide bomber, and more of a bomber who committed suicide, according to the coroner's report
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
No charges will be filed against Kanye West for his illegal recording of Taylor Swift because "she had to know" she would be recorded at some point
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Imma let you finish, but I did not secretly record Taylor Swift at all"
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Mon July 18, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Trump's campaign manager calls Bush family part of the past, says he is dealing the future. Which is odd since Bushes have a biblical track record on advising how to deal with despots who think they are god
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Sat July 16, 2016
(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
A few years ago, a project began in England to seek out and record graffiti left on buildings that have survived for several hundred years. It's a glimpse into the life of medieval commoners, and really bad spelling
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Discord's back, but who is this crazy lady called Calliope that is chasing him, and why does she keep calling him "Eugene"? Find out in this week's episode of My Little Pony, The Days of Our Hiatus, 11:30 AM ET, just before the rinse cycle
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
According to S&P Global Market Intelligence, the analysis divisions of the credit rating agency, the number of corporate defaults hit 100 this week. Thanks, Obama
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"Calls to ban Muslims from entering the U.S. are offensive and unconstitutional" according to Trump's VP pick
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Angry orange man to pick angry white man as running mate according to angry white mainstream media outlets
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Cop: Sir, what's this meeting about? Superior: Well, we've been looking at your stops. Only two blacks? Cop: I stop everyone. Superior: Then, you've got something to work on. Cop: Oops, is that a voice recorder in my pocket?
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(Decanter)
 
 
 
The world ordered a record amount of wine from California last year
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Does music REALLY sound better on vinyl records than on CDs? Here comes the science, and you hipsters are gonna hate it: "From any objective standpoint, there's no justification in calling the sound of vinyl records 'better'"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old girl sets Maryland record after catching fish larger than herself
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Tue July 12, 2016
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Monkeys have been smashing their nuts with tools for 700 years, according to an extremely lengthy and strange study by some really old scientists
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
WaPo reporter: Despite claiming to have given away more than $100 million, I can only find records for about $10k in gifts. Eric Trump: That's ridiculous, he's given my foundation alone millions. Reporter: Got any records? Eric: Well, I, err
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Mon July 11, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
According to Trump pollster, Trump is doing great with Hispanics and they're attracted to his pro growth economic policies. That's the joke
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British weightlifter breaks two world records at once: world deadlift record and most blood vessels in the head broken at one time. "That nearly killed me. The pressure on my body was surreal. That was not a healthy thing to do"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Thanks to Zootopia, Civil War, and Finding Dory, Disney has just hit $5 billion globally at the box office in record time
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Fri July 08, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Cool: A rodeo performer has claimed the Guinness World Record for the most Texas lasso skips in a minute. Now wait a Gol-Durned Minute: Wadda you mean he was in NEW YORK CITY?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
1986: Parents sue record companies for corrupting the children. 2016: Children sue Snapchat for corrupting them
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(SportsBlog)
 
 
 
Cubs fan entertains crowd with his impression of the Cubs recent record
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Eric Clapton's legendary "Beano" Les Paul has been found, according to blues wunderking Joe Bonamassa: "it is in a collection on the East Coast of America. That's all I can tell you - and that's all I will say"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
FBI director James Comey was a great guy, according to the GOP, until he didn't want to arrest Hilary Clinton. Now he sucks
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Man with an impressive record bites woman while she is driving. From the looks of his appearances after court, he is also auditioning to be Hulk Hogan
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(UPI)
 
 
 
According to Dolly Parton, the presidential race needs 'more boobs.' Isn't that was got us into the situation we're in now?
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Wed July 06, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hilary stomps all over Trump's business record, lays out his history of four failed casinos in Atlantic City. That's right, four, count 'em four failed casinos. Zero successful casinos
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 10 scary health symptoms that are actually harmless. So don't worry when you are attempting your record bench press or if your fingernails don't look right
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Looks like Big Oil executives won't be popping the champagne corks or raking in record profits anytime soon. And I think we're all OK with that
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Mon July 04, 2016
(Wicked Horror)
 
 
 
John Cena to join Jason Statham in the battle against the Jurassic Shark, according to an interview with Meg author Steve Alten
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(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Recording with The Beatles: sometimes terrifying, often weird (and did we mention John would sometimes play in a cupboard?)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
According to Slate, the FDA's "abstinence only" approach to cookie dough is "alarmist and unrealistic." Just eat the damned cookie dough and shut up if you're that outraged over it. Christ
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Amaryllo iCamPRO FHD Home Security Camera. 360 degree field of view, day and night recording. CES award winner. Also Magic 8-ball imposter. (Sponsored Link)
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton's meeting with AG Lynch was apparently supposed to be a secret according to a reporter who says photos were banned. Is Bill trying to sabotage Hillary's campaign?
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(Patch)
 
 
 
New report says 2015 was deadliest in 15 years for fireworks users. In related story, Fark braces for rash of 'Dumbass' 'Fail' and 'Florida' submissions this weekend as 'Muricans try to break that record
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Michael Phelps smokes the competition to qualify for a record fifth Olympics
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Biggest public health crisis in Africa goes from famine to obesity in record time
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
People who regularly hang out in bars and nightclubs are victims of at least three times more violent crime than those who don't go out at night, according to those hardworking researchers at the Duh Institute
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cut the Cord: Puerto Rico is $70 billion in debt, the U.S. Congress in all its wisdom is coming to the rescue
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(Time)
 
 
 
Veep lead-in Game of Thrones sets huge ratings record for HBO
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Tue June 28, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
When California proposed a high speed bullet train it said it would not be subsidized by taxpayers. A winning bidder noted that was not realistic. State officials scrubbed that analysis from the official records
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
According to Wikipedia, there are dozens of defunct fast food chains in America, with high probability that each one will be fondly recalled as "best food ever" by someone to the right
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
According to new study, crazy cat ladies over age 50 have lower risk of stroke than crazy dog ladies, crazy non-pet ladies, or crazy pet men
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Aroldis Chapman breaks Statcast by throwing the five fastest pitches recorded this season (and five of the six fastest ever). Fark: Four of the pitches were thrown to one batter
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A group of watch thieves clocked in a record-setting $6 million in stolen goods, though their time ran out when police started to tick off a list of their probable targets and laid a trap
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Following the Brexit vote, things get worse for the UK as Harry Styles announces new solo record deal, potentially putting an end to boy band One Direction
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Cleveland fans broke the NBA online store sales record. Which isn't hard to do after having all that extra money lying around from not having to buy any championship souvenirs for the past 50 years
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Thu June 23, 2016
(BetaNews)
 
 
 
Google's free Android Basics Nanodegree promises to have even complete beginners up to speed and deleting entire tabs like a boss in record time
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"According to health professionals, going commando at night is necessary to let your nether regions 'breathe' and to avoid infection"
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(Wine Spectator)
 
 
 
Vine disease identified by scientists, according to six-second press conference
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Wed June 22, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
World record pit stop, wheels changed in 1.92 seconds
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Some Science)
 
 
 
According to science, the ideal woman's body looks like..OMG LOOK AT THOSE SHARP KNEES
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(E! Online)
 
Boobies
 
As the public faces of the recording industry's latest attempt to extend the DMCA to ban YouTube, Katy Perry's smoking something while Becky's taking hits off the whipped cream and, uh, I'll be in my bunk
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
LeBron James has now surpassed Michael Jordan as the most valuable player in NBA finals history according to a made up statistic that measures playoff points, rebounds etc, and completely ignores the fact that Jordan finals never HAD 7 games
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
SCOTUS rules cop can stop you, get your ID, then run a records search, then search you personally based on the records search, and use that evidence to bring charges (in this case, drug possession)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Another world record falls by the wayside as more than 1,000 engage in a shaving cream pie fight
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old boy Frank Lee Morris' Alcatraz record, Gilbert Gottfried still orbiting the Sun, and yet another white hipster moves to Detroit: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/12 - 6/18
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Finding Dory just keeps swimming to record numbers, bringing in $135 million for the weekend. Despite Kevin Hart, Central Intelligence is #2 with $33 million, Warcraft slides to #5 with $6 million, and X-Men 7 thuds to a dismal #7 with $5 million
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent was supposed to headline a three-day music festival that he assured organizers would be a "huge draw" for fans. After record-low ticket sales despite prices dropping from $65 to $5, the turnout was so low they had to cancel the whole thing
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan sets all-time record in 2015 for number of people lost in the mountains: 3,043. "The numbers have been increasing on the back of the growing popularity of mountaineering"
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
If your police department's dispatch and records computer system is old and unreliable maybe you should have somebody besides two computer savvy cops doing the upgrade
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Legendary Stax Records and Elvis producer Chips Moman dead at 79
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Your Central Valley)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old boy swims to Alcatraz and back, breaking the previous 1962 record by Frank Lee Morris
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
May was the hottest May on record. This, sadly, is a repeat from the previous month. And the month before that. And the month before that. And the month before that. And the month before that. And the month before that. And the month before that. And
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Amazon's Fire is relative dud, but apparently Amazon's "Amazing Liquid Fire" is really hot stuff, according to the FAA and nine UPS employees who got burned trying to handle it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
You can bet that Pete Rose does not think that Ichiro Suzuki's hits in Japan should count towards the major league hit record
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Marijuana sales on 4/20 hit record highs
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
"Weird Al" Yankovic releasing career-spanning box set - 15 albums in a box that looks like his accordion
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Based on the incredibly inaccurate coverage and reporting of the record setting Trump campaign, we are hereby revoking the press credentials of the phony and dishonest Washington Post
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Fri June 10, 2016
(WGNO)
 
 
 
College student sets disc golf distance record. Definitely don't want to play him in beer pong
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
This Giancarlo Stanton grounder is the hardest-hit ball ever recorded by Statcast. Even his ground balls feel like home runs
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Physicists just quantum entangled 10 photon pairs and set a new world record
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
'Sadistic son tortures his father every day by shooting him and recording the grisly outcome' would be the headline if this happened in America
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(Elite Sports NY)
 
 
 
"Should we offer a fair contract to our Harvard-educated quarterback who is liked by all and just broke our single season TD record?" "Nah, let's lowball him." Welcome to the Jets brain trust
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
KC Royals offense is now shattering franchise records ... in futility
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(City A.M.)
 
 
 
In the UK, Sainsbury's supermarket chain is nation's largest retailer of vinyl records. 'That suggests vinyl is no longer the preserve of the bearded hipster, and has moved back into "dad" territory'
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Wed June 08, 2016
(American Mirror)
 
 
 
While Trump is shattering Republican primary vote records, let's look at how Hillary is doing compared to 2008. Oh dear
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Tue June 07, 2016
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When doing a voiceover recording saying there is a gun, make sure it is in a recording studio instead of out in the open in the building it is being recorded at
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Yoga instructor murders twin by driving her off a cliff. Did they double-check the dental records? Will the twin come back with amnesia? Tune in tomorrow
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If Trump is so beatable according to Romney why is Romney refusing to run?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
According to the CDC, men are just as fat this year as they were last year, while obesity rates for women and teens are rising like Cinnabon dough baking on a pad of butter at 325 degrees for 35 minutes topped with ooey-gooeyTM cream cheese frosting
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
According to this article, Hillary Clinton hopes to clinch the nomination in California
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Sat June 04, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Penguins continue dominating the series despite the shift to the Shark Tank? It's game 3 of the Stanley Cup Finals & the Sharks have a solid playoff home record but the Cup is a different animal.. let's see if the Sharks find it tasty. 8PM ET
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
According to the job description, the chosen candidate (AKA: the luckiest person alive) will "spend a three-month appointment researching, writing about, obsessing over and critiquing bacon"
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Record 95 million not in labor force. Thanks Obama
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"A man who goes by the name of Pork Chop was up to his ears in stress Wednesday, so he buried his boss up to the waist with a front-end loader, according to an arrest report"
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Wired)
 
 
 
In the old days, record companies controlled the music business. Today it's YouTube
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(The Credible Hulk)
 
 
 
While everyone was freaking out about RoundUp being used in record amounts, a few people noticed far more toxic pesticides have been all but phased out of use
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Gawker releases the List of People and Things Biased Against Donald Trump According to Donald Trump, LOPATBADTATDT for short
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
High school student arrives for English class carrying Confederate flag and announces it's white privilege day. You better believe it's going on his permanent record
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Google is recording your voice. Don't panic - it'll hear you
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
It's really quite amazing how many people could beat the shiat out of a 450 pound gorilla according to their social media accounts
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Government cannot help, according to a man whose pension, health insurance, and four decades of paychecks all came from Uncle Sam
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
The youngest self-made female billionaire ever, Elizabeth Holmes, had a net worth of $4.5 billion according to Forbes, let's check in on her and see how she is doOH MY
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Tue May 31, 2016
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, 2016 could set new records for shark attacks on people
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(CSO Online)
 
 
 
65 million Tumblr account records are up for sale on the underground market. The data was stolen pre-Yahoo acquisition, though, so you can't blame Marissa Mayer
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Apparently, the "Angry Birds" movie is just a metaphor for the plight of the white people of America, according to various white supremacists. So, put on your pointy hat and go see Angry Dudes... I mean Birds
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Politician records himself burning traffic tickets he disagrees with because, duh, he's a lawmaker not a law-follower
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Meet Harry Friedman, the man who now holds the record for most game show episodes ever produced. The man behind Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, and Gambit
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(Patch)
 
 
 
A delusional Rick Perry blames "snakes in the media" and President Obama for the revelations that so-called "American Sniper" Chris Kyle lied about his service record
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
For the first time since record-keeping began in 1749, Sweden now has more dudes than women: "The tipping point in Sweden happened in March last year, when population statistics showed 277 more men than women. The gap has grown to beyond 12,000"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
According to Facebook, my cute young-30s second grade teacher turned 70 today. I don't know if I feel worse about her or about me
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Sun May 29, 2016
(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
The DAO causes the people to be fully in accord with the ruler. We didn't steal your money with a technical attack, we stole it in a social attack. So who was the real attacker? You were. Dharma's a biatch
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Cash is Klay: Thompson breaks NBA playoff record with 11 3-pointers to send the Western Conference Finals into a Game 7
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Not Tony Stark)
 
 
 
Niger Delta Avengers attack oil and gas pipelines in direct violation of the Sokovia Accords
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Fri May 27, 2016
(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Apparently, having stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night is enough to qualify you to diagnose traumatic brain injuries, at least according to the VA
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Video
 
James Corden owns David Schwimmer in rap battle
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Snapchat raises $1.8B at $20B valuation on - according to the leaked slide deck - $59M in revenues. Who says the bubble isn't dead?
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Distorting your sniper shot record? That's a best selling book and a box office hit. Also, makes losing that posthumous defamation lawsuit to Jesse Ventura clearer in retrospect
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
All lying Democrats please line up behind Shillary after the State Department Inspector General finds she violated record-keeping rules with her emails. Line is to the left
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Killer bees falsely accused in Concord attack. They said they were nowhere near Concord, but nobody believed them
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Tue May 24, 2016
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
At tonight's Dodgers-Padres game, we've secretly replaced a recording of the San Diego Gay Men's Chorus singing the national anthem with a recording of a woman singing the same song. Let's see if anyone notices
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Some are calling Hyperloop the new Concorde which, despite being a glorious piece of innovation, ultimately failed due to ... a lack of profitability"
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Sex trafficker gets record sentence, which actually calculates to "halfway to almost appropriate" sentence
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Justin Verlander records his 2,000th career strikeout, continues to be the only one who has not struck out with Kate Upton
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Record companies have finally stopped blaming streaming services for their lagging sales and have started blaming Youtube
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Before he ran for president, Donald Trump was never accused of being a racist. Well, except for that time. And that other time. And that other time. But Pablo Picasso's record of never being called an asshole remains unblemished
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin are scissoring up a storm according to a noted crackpot
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Earth shatters heat records for 12th straight month. Ear-th, Ear-th, Ear-th
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Back when the phrase 'download an MP3' didn't exist, kids got their music from cardboard records cut out of cereal boxes. And we liked it
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
The new 'Ghostbusters' trailer looks to beat the record for least liked video ever
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Tue May 17, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
West Final game 2: After the first game Elliot has a 4-0 playoff record against the Sharks.. You know the ice didn't look that tilted, will it continue to be or can the Sharks win one for all the Lloyd Christmas' out there? Chance begins at 8:00ET
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these accordion bikini ladies
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(Brainerd Dispatch)
 
 
 
Minnesota student flies confederate flag from car to "respect those people that fought for everything where we are today," according to his mom
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Just because your neighbor won't illuminate the American flag on his mailbox at night according to federal code doesn't give you the right to steal it and hand it over to the Veterans of Foreign Wars to give it a proper retirement
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Mon May 16, 2016
(NBC Sports Group Pressbox)
 
 
 
NBC Sports crows about record overnight ratings for Championship Sunday, will air rescheduled Old Trafford game live this Tuesday on MSNBC as unexpected cherry on EPL sundae
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Record holding musician, who held record by playing the longest with a single orchestra, puts a period and an exclamation point on that record by dying on stage
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
"Why tax rate cuts work", according to an economist who included a helpful graph without labeled axes
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
April was easily the hottest April on record. This is a repeat from last month, & the month before that, & the month before that, & the month before that, & the month before that, & the month before that, & the month before that, etc
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
10-year-old girl breaks national sit-up record for her age group. Promptly changes her name to Abby McAbAbs
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jake Arrieta strikes out eleven in eight-innings of two-run ball for the Cubs' 21st consecutive win with Arrieta as the starter, two shy of the modern record. His ERA for the season actually climbed to 1.29, that's how dominant he's been
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What's the thought process here? "Hmm. This package is labeled FRAGILE and about the size of an LP record. I better fold it in half and squeeze it through the mail slot just to be safe"
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Fri May 13, 2016
(NBA)
 
 
 
A regular season NBA record of 67-15 means nothing if your team only scores 31 points in the first half of the Western Conference semi-final ... and is eliminated
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Thu May 12, 2016
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Legendary Chelsea FC midfielder Joe Cole, 34, comes to America, signs with Tampa Bay Rowdies. Given that legendary but aging English midfielders have such an impressive track record in America, what could possibly go wrong?
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Salisbury Post)
 
 
 
According to a N.C. school board, kids should be allowed to carry pepper spray in case they encounter trans people in the bathroom. This should end well
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
30-year-old Siamese cat named world's oldest living cat, still needs 8 more years to claw his way up to the all-time record
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The trailer for the latest Call of Duty has received a record number of dislikes on YouTube. The figure currently stands at 1,689,649, a hate benchmark that social scientists are calling "well into Justin Bieber territory"
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Tue May 10, 2016
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Haven't you always wanted to watch a commercial narrated by John Lennon in which Ringo Starr lands a flying saucer on the roof of Capitol Records? If you haven't, you do now
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Mistake: Invading another's privacy; Major Fark-Up: Voyeurism, secretly recorded a teenager; Florida: Professor and Chair of UF's religion department
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
FL DOT has spent millions installing traffic cameras, even making them viewable on the internet. Florida: They can't record
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Do you know who holds the NBA record for the most points (16) scored in overtime? If you said Gilbert Arenas you were right ... until last night
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
According to poultry insurer, rise in hen hipsters has led to increased crime committed by gangs of hipster-hen thieves. "Norfolk Police said it was not currently aware of any crime trends involving chickens"
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(Fragmented)
 
 
 
Farker downstairs just released a best-of album for his band Fragmented. Kind of ambient/industrial/strange. Chill-out music yet discordant. Check it out
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Marathon world record holder Dennis Kimetto will not be on the Kenyan Olympic Team. Mostly because he's now considered out of shape having not won a Marathon in three weeks
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
After the Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare reveal trailer gets a record 450,000+ dislikes in a few days, Activision CEO responds with ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Angel Stadium sets a Guinness world record for the largest group of people (27,898) using selfie sticks. Good job, Angels fans. One day we'll look back on this as our decade's "Macarena World Record" moment
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
1,500 rare India recordings from 1900-1940 are now online and free through the British Museum. It's Bombay unplugged
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Bundy wife: ZOMG, they're wasting away in jail. They're skinny and frail. Bundy lawyer: ZOMG, they're emaciated. Jail records: They've gained 10 and 20 pounds
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Obama says Trump's record needs to be examined. Well, that first album sucked so bad, the record company wouldn't even put out his second. Let's face it, Trumpy and the Wall Climbers was just not moving any units
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Once-in-a-generation North Korean congress apparently begins, according to foreign reporters invited to cover the event from 900 feet away on the other side of an intersection
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Thu May 05, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Grass on the National Mall is being restored to its full, natural, luxuriant growth, according to National Park Service spokesman Mike Litterst
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber getting embarrassingly owned by a beer bong is now a matter of public record
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
28 years ago yesterday, a Las Vegas company's gamble did not pay off. The result was the largest domestic, non-nuclear explosion recorded in history
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Cavs set NBA record with 25 made three-pointers in stomping of Hawks. Last time people from Ohio laid waste to Atlanta like this, the Union won the Civil War
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Liquid-filled vinyl records? But why?
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Wed May 04, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
According to new government data, Hepatitis C now kills more people in the United States than every other infectious disease combined
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
U.S. airlines report a record profit of $25 billion in 2015. Long waits, poor service and outrageous prices cause cable companies to accuse them of stealing their business model
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Raise a glass to young, scrappy and hungry Hamilton, which just set the record for Tony nominations with 16. Link includes complete list with all the other nominees (a.k.a. losers)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington DC broke tourism records in 2015, with almost 20 million domestic tourists spending more than $7 billion. And every single one of those farkers stood on the left-hand side of the Metro escalator
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Mon May 02, 2016
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
100- year old woman breaks record in 100 yard dash. Well, not dash so much as stroll, amble, or rapidly mosey across the finish line
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(RealRadio FM)
 
 
 
Haywood Jablowme hits new personal record
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(UPI)
 
 
 
New hoverboard flight record set, surpassing the old mark held by Marty McFly
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Sat April 30, 2016
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Article: State workers falsify records in order to deny emergency food assistance. Comments: Food stamps bad and bootstraps
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