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Thu July 27, 2017
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will we find out what stupidity Donnie Two Scoops was trying to distract from with his attacks on civil rights? Will there be financial records? How about some light treason? THIS is your Trump administration rumor/speculation thread (~5pm shoe drop)
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In the past 26 hours Trump has broken his record for lying, stating 29 Trumpian false or misleading claims. So he's got that going for him, which is nice
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(AOL)
 
 
 
So why did Spiceweasel order cameras turned off during press briefings? a) So his lies couldn't be recorded for posterity, b) To punish the press for reporting "fake news," or c) So Trump wouldn't yell at him
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Possibly the most terrifying story of a very unsettling six months: "Reclusive Drudge Report founder Matt Drudge visits the White House "all the time," according to a senior administration official who spoke with CNN"
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Beautiful Hummingbird is recorded feeding and flying in slow motion... While enslaved to the scientist with no hope of escape or a mate for friendship.. So beautiful
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
According to study, average Brit should be in prison
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The key takeaway from all of this is that, according to Christians, witchcraft works and works quite well
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
According to Anthony Scaramucci, Sarah Sanders' biggest problems are her hair and makeup choices
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Fri July 21, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Investors are "nervous" over cord cutting
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Wed July 19, 2017
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Climate change could mean a much wetter California. Or slightly wetter. Also possible a much drier or somewhat drier California. Or a 100% snow-covered California, according to scientist who just wanted to be in the news today
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Duffel Blog)
 
 
 
One month after leaving Paris climate accord, Trump pulls out of Treaty of Versailles
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A lot of people believe cops can get away with murder, especially when the victims are black. But apparently, shooting a teenager with an AR-15 while he's driving away from a noisy party (while your bodycam is recording) is going too far, even in Texas
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Webb fails to break Hoffa's hide and seek record
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Small victory: CREW forces Trump admin to turn over Mar-a-Lago visitor records by September 8th, will make them public
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The 'Game of Thrones' premiere just broke all of HBO's ratings records. Surely Ed Sheeran deserves the credit
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Millions of Dow Jones customers' data exposed, due to some errant lines of Blender code, according to the supplied "hacker code" photo
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Her: "When you use [an] extension cord so you can plug your phone in while you're in the bath." Darwin: "You go, girl"
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Sun July 16, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
According to new poll, Trump continues to be the worst President ever. This is not a repeat of every poll since Trump became President
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Dow hits record high for third day in a row. Thanks, Obama
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Billy Corgan is auctioning off virtually unused musical equipment used in recording some of the most depressing, poorly-aged music of the '90s. No, not Nirvana's stuff
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Trying to chew your way through the recording equipment in the back of the patrol car is not going to convince the officers of your innocence
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Global equities hit a record high. Trumpononics? Hardly. Yellen said the days of super cheap money are sticking around
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
POTUS unclear on concept of "off-the-record"
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Shepard Smith criticizes Trump for watching DVR recordings of Fox & Friends
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Shirtless lawyer facing sex assault charges records bizarre video rant. Job offer soon to be proffered by White House
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
FOX's Bill Hemmer to Mike Pence's press secretary: "Can you state for the record that Mike Pence never met with Russian operatives?" Press Sec: **SMOKEBOMB**
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Football league sets record revenue. No, not that one. Or that one. The other one
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Tue July 11, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Open-carry dorks convicted "on the silliest of technicalities" according to attorney. Because they're technically douches?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
When life gives you lemons, you make Lemonade and accuse your husband of infidelity. When that happens, you record an album named after the number of minutes you have left on the fame clock and admit your marriage is cracking
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
This drone can deliver beer a distance of 14 miles at a speed of 45mph. We're living in the future, people
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Bill Moyers)
 
 
 
According to researchers at the University of Duhhh, No Really and the Institute of the Blindingly Obvious, ultra-wealthy people are hiding their money from the tax system, forcing us all to either pay more, or go without
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
According to body-language expert, Trump won hand-shake with Putin. Unfortunately, he came in second in the 69 contest
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Nanoscale motion sends light into overdrive, according to noted researchers Bachman and Turner
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Thu July 06, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Step Aside Smith, Keynes, and Friedman. Professor Perry is here to set the record straight
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Don't look now but Aaron Judge just tied a Yankees record set by some guy named DiMaggio
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
United Airlines extends its record of exemplary customer service: After reselling toddler's seat they allowed mother to fly with him on her lap. "My hand, my left arm was smashed up against the wall. I lost feeling in my legs and left arm"
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
According to Bill O'Reilly, President Trump can win the war on liberal media. President Trump has defeated everyone so far, "Why would he change his maverick style now?"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
According to the latest polls, face-lift tweets is where America draws the line nowadays
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
After a two-year streak of record business, U.S. car sales stall
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to know what to do if you get bitten by a tarantula hawk? According to biologists, "lie down and scream." (With a helpful NOPE pic)
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
10 of the worst companies to work for in the UK according to their employees. "It's worse than prison"
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Mon July 03, 2017
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
According to new revelations, religious people are more tolerant, open-minded than atheists
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There may not be 101 of them, but this Dalmatian gave birth to 18 puppies, setting the Australian record and equaling the world record
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If this £143,000 McLaren 570S was a person, then DNA/dental records would have been needed to identify the utterly trashed and smouldering corpse
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Big Brother season 19 premiered to record low ratings. Will episode two continue the trend? Will the house guests fall for the next temptation, or will they avoid it? Who will be HOH? It's your Official Big Brother Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on CBS
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sony to start making records again 30 years after abandoning vinyl as demand for format surges. No word yet concerning 8-track tapes
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Turns out, sanctions on North Korea do have an effect, according to the defector who used to be in charge of the DPRK's economy
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
According to Facebook's algorithms, which of these is a protected from abuse: A) Women drivers B) Black children or C) White men?
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Tue June 27, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hertz explores new self-driving partnerships, according to youngest son Dick
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Mon June 26, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man arrested for being worst boat captain since the Costa Concordia, by managing to beach stolen boat at full speed while not even in it
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Police recorded capturing domestic assault suspect in porta-potty after he runs out of places to go
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Discord realizes that he has never hosted a tea party for Fluttershy. How hard could it be? Find out on My Little Pony - Discordant Harmony, last Tuesday in Australia. Don't forget to turn your TV upside down to watch it
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Thu June 22, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Today's 'record low approval rating for Donald Trump' brought to you by CBS News
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
PI man who died in shootout fell in with wrong crowd, according to sister who thinks a single Bengal tiger constitutes a "crowd"
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian soldier sets new world record with a successful sniper shot at 2.1 miles. Proud Canadian army considers authorizing purchase of a second gun in celebration
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Disturbingly lifelike robot baby breathes, suckles, dribbles, blinks, cries, 'eats,' and 'goes to the toilet.' Umbilical cord sold separately. Bonus: It is 'very durable'
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Add yet another MLB record for Cody Bellinger - The first rookie ever to hit 10 home runs in 10 games
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Researchers scare mountain lions with recordings of political talking heads because science
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Tue June 20, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Need more proof of the awfulness of Orioles pitching? They just set a new American League record by allowing five or more runs in 16 consecutive games, and are now challenging the 1924 all time record of 20 straight games
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Dodger rookie Cody Bellinger sets major league record with 21 home runs through first 51 games. Pretty good from a guy the Dodgers expected to send back to the minors once their other outfielders got back to full health
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lufthansa CEO sees record summer as nobody wants to deal with all the penny-ante jerks at the competition
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Mon June 19, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
According to Google, guess which state ranks highest with typing in the words "impeach Trump"? No, it's not New York, but it does rhyme with the California city name Fontana
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Since the White House Press Corps decided that journalists shouldn't use video or audio recordings during briefings - again - we'll have to make do with pictures of Jim Acosta's stylish socks
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(Tax Foundation)
 
 
 
States ranked according to how much they tax your wine. It also explains why Drew drinks bourbon and beer
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Sun June 18, 2017
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
So, according to Morrissey, putting a "LIMIT ONE PER CUSTOMER" sticker on a limited-edition pressing of a The Smiths single is a conspiracy to "freeze sales" instead of ensuring all fans get to buy a copy and not pay outrageous prices on eBay
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Former UPI reporter who covered woman's murder as his first story wants to look at records to see if he can solve cold case. DA: No, because we need more time to look into it. We've only had 48 years
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Sat June 17, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Consumer demand for all natural products is again causing a worldwide shortage of vanilla, according to industry bean counters
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Here are seven things you should never cook on the grill, according to experts who believe only their way of cooking is correct
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump beats his own polling record, jumps from 60% disapproval to 64% in a matter of days
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Fri June 16, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
According to the Army field manual guide to successful military leadership, Donald Trump ranks somewhere between your abusive drunken grandpa and that unwashed pile of laundry that's been sitting in your hamper for a week
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Thu June 15, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remember the NY Rep. accused of introducing legislation to help a drug company, just after he bought stock in it? Yeah according to fellow lawmakers he constantly brags about how he's made "millions" for other reps by giving them that stock tip
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A neurotoxin found in cigarette smoke worsens pain in spinal cord injuries. It's bad for the patients, too
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So, according to Trump, Qatar is a "very bad" country that is the chief funder of terrorism worldwide, and the blockade by other Arab states was HIS idea; but apparently, that's no reason not to sell them $12 billion worth of cutting edge F-15s
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Oh boy. Recording leaked of Australian PM impersonating Trump. This will not end well
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Tue June 13, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle city council votes to uphold Paris Climate Accord. Reportedly offered to uphold Los Angeles Climate, Rome Climate, any city that has a climate where they can see the sun, really
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After his travel ban was struck down again, Trump Tweets: "Well, as predicted, the 9th Circuit did it again," and by "it" he apparently means "correctly interpreted the law and Constitution in accordance with established principles and precedent"
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Bring a knife to a fight on the bus and the security camera will record you getting thrown through the windshield
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump "considering possibly terminating" Special Counsel Robert Mueller according to NewsMax CEO. Popcorn futures soar to new records as "DO IT" meme posting goes off the charts
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Famous lists you'll never appear on: #46 - Katy Perry ranks her ex-boyfriends according to their sexual performances
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ghost teachers cost Pennsylvania school district more than $500K, according to lawsuit. And that's not even counting the time they have to take off due to meddling kids and their dogs
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Why Britain's young are voting in record numbers for Britain's past
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The Concorde supersonic jet 1969 -2003: A very quick history
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP congresswoman caught on secret recording freaking out about "going down with the Trump admin"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
VINDICATED: adj. To have ones credibility severely damaged on congressional record
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Trump lacks the focus or self-discipline to do the basic work required of a president" according to left wing nut job Karl Rove
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Thu June 08, 2017
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
According to UK exit polls, Theresa may have made a mistake by calling snap elections
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The Handmaid's Tale advocates genocide against Christians, at least according to people who have never read the Handmaid's Tale OR understand the definition of the term 'genocide'
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
Environmental officials say the U.S. will lose jobs by pulling out of the Paris Climate Accord. Which turns out will mostly be in the House, Senate and Oval Office
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsay drives James Corden to the airport, hilarity (and lots of beeped-out words) ensuses
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Annoying man hits single piano key 824 times in one minute to irritate neighbors, set world record
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Home prices reach record high for everywhere within an hour's drive of Seattle, as even that cardboard box under the 405 overpass is marketed as a charming fixer-upper
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(10 News)
 
 
 
So what's the record for number of times arrested for drinking and driving within 3 hours?
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Finally, we can enjoy Bob Dylan's Nobel Prize lecture in full with this priceless recording
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Only 28% of Americans support withdrawing from the Paris accord. If only there were some way they could have avoided electing politicians who promised to do exactly that
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Mon June 05, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
VHS tapes are becoming 'unwatchable' due to age, so archivists are trying to preserve that record of your painfully awkward Senior Prom moment for posterity
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cool: NHRA drag racer sets 331 mph record with elapsed-time record 3.842 second pass. Not so cool: And then immediately explodes
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but the Astros have won ten in a row, and are on pace to tie the MLB record of 116 wins. And they are already winners of the prestigious week 8 MLB Power Rankings
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Stars flee to Nashville because they don't have any of that "income-tax nonsense", according to clueless Cindy Adams who should be expecting an IRS visit any minute
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
DC finally gets a win with Wonder Woman, breaking records at #1 with $97 million. Captain Underpants was #2 with $25 million, Pirates Of The Caribbean V: The Final Frontier sinking to #3 with $21 million, Baywatch out to sea at #5 with $8.5 million
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what the record for keeping a scorpion inside a closed mouth is, today is your lucky day
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Did you feel that strong breeze coming out of Milwaukee last night. Don't worry, it was only the Brewers striking out 26 times, matching the MLB record
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Sat June 03, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Former NYC mayor Michael Bloomberg to personally pay the $15M the UN stands to lose from Trump leaving the Paris accord
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Theresa May says she doesn't need to sign a letter with the other Euro leaders because she's afraid Trump might do something stupid and petty like pull out of the Paris Accords. Wouldn't want that to happen
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
According to Dan Harmon, the "luckiest" character in Rick and Morty is none other than... Jerry Smith?
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Trump: Hold my Paris Climate Accords. Kathy Griffin: Hold my beer. Bill Maher: Hold my weed
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Fri June 02, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs slams Trump's Paris accord move. If only Goldman Sachs had some sort of influence on the Trump administration, maybe in the form of ex-employees or the wives of major Senators
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Screw your coal jobs. Cities across the nation will be following the Paris Accord regardless of Drumpf
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(The Week)
 
 
 
So what really prompted Trump to withdraw from the Paris accords? 1) Steve Bannon and his isolationist views 2) The Koxh brothers and coal 3) Macron's aggressive handshake
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Would you put your toddler on a child leash?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House staffers say Bannon and his anti-Paris faction used dubious data to get Trump to dump the Paris Accords
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Thu June 01, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Arcade Fire sign new two-record deal
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
According to Trump's budget director, it is "immoral" to ask taxpayers many of whom are struggling to get by themselves to fund anti-poverty programs, but apparently, spending $6.6 billion to help geriatric Florida Cubanos carry on a grudge is fine
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump: I'm going to renegotiate the Paris accords from scratch. Europe: No, you won't
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
"Despite its 1-15 record a season ago and a brewing clustercovfefe at the QB position, Cleveland has inched past the total-teardown portion of its rebuild and now is identifying players that can help for the long haul"
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
If a news chopper is going to record you crashing into a pole during a high speed chase, you might as well cheese it up in your mug shot
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will we still have Paris? Will Trump accelerate the global cooking? Will every other nation still respect us, even a little bit, in the morning? THIS is your Trump Paris Climate Accords press conference thread (3pm ET scheduled start)
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Wed May 31, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Until the mid 1960s 45 records were for kids and albums were for adults who listened to classical and jazz music. How the hippies hijacked vinyl
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Did Donald Trump just violate the Presidential Records Act?
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Six things to watch as Trump faces his new reality, according to someone who apparently thinks Trump ever had anything to do with his last reality
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(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Man walks onto property, unplugs bounce house during birthday party trapping children inside, walks away. Yep, Florida
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
U.S. airlines to set a record this summer with 234 million passengers. Unfortunately with only 210 million available seats, expect 24 million angry customers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are vinyl records worth buying? Is there enough difference in sound quality to make it worth the purchase. Difficulty: not an audiophile
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Deer industry is seeing record prices. Venison now costs a few extra bucks
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Sat May 27, 2017
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Will Chelsea take home more silverware? Can the Gunners salvage something from this campaign and give Arsene Wenger a record breaking 7th FA Cup title? Kickoff from Wembley is at 12:30 pm EDT on FOX. This is your FA Cup Discussion thread
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
According to half of an 8th grade class from New Jersey, House Speaker Paul Ryan has 'party before his country' cooties
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey, Trump. How ya doin? When you get a chance, could you go ahead and forward to us your records of every single contact you've ever made with Russia since you announced your candidacy? kthxbye -- Heads of the Senate Intelligence Committee
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
40 years ago, teenage wunderkind Rickey Henderson stole a record 7 bases in an MiLB game ... a California League record that still stands today. The future flashed before Modesto's fans eyes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey, you know that Montana election that was a referendum on Trump according to the Democrats? It's no longer a referendum on Trump to them because the Republican won. Now it's a referendum on Trump according to Republicans
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Another day, another record low approval rating for the administration
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Once again Michelle Obama is showing a little too much skin according to outraged conservatives who have apparently never Googled Melania Trump
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Wed May 24, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
House and Senate intel subpoena Flynn's companies for their records because they can't take the 5th yet, Trump's companies are not IDing foreign government visitors and Rachel will explain how it ties together at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Sure, Trump may be an arrogant inexperienced blowhard bent on profiting from the presidency, but at least he "united the entire Muslim world" according to his administration
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Four hikers set new record by dying in Everest's highest camp
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Tue May 23, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
James Corden delivers a heartfelt message to the victims of the Manchester terror attack
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(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
Rhode Island finds locked vault in state house. Could contain old records or faceless horror
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
Time is not an illusion according to this guy, and lunchtime doubly not an illusion
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Americans don't need to depend on their air conditioning like they think they do, according to somebody who's never lived in Phoenix in July
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Golden State Warriors and Cleveland Cavaliers are now a combined record-setting 19-0 in the NBA playoffs. Can we just skip to the main event already?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Pensioners are angered that Tories and Theresa May want to eliminate their discount winter fuel, so they may turn out in record numbers to vote in Labour and Jeremy Corbyn
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hey, the Nut Job is gone so you're in the clear. I just hope nobody is recording this
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Thu May 18, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
House Democrats are raising record breaking amounts of money going into the 2018 midterms. Thanks Trump
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Will we smell what The Rock is cooking? According to a poll, Donald Trump would lose to him in 2020
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Tue May 16, 2017
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
In the lamest attempt at deflection on record, Drew's Friends urge people to ignore the Comey firing and instead focus on the fact that wages are higher now than they were in 1800
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ever wonder who is the voice behind ESPN's SportsCenter? Well, he lives alone on six acres in the mountains, and does all of his ESPN recordings in his basement with a 19-year-old microphone
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
The photographic record of the Sergey Lavrov - Donald Trump meetings does not include H.R. McMaster
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Toshiba reports record $8.4 billion yearly loss after Westinghouse nuclear division causes major earnings meltdown
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Despite a Super Bowl commercial, a successful March launch, a 10/10 game, and the fastest sales ever recorded in the company's history - the average consumer still doesn't know what the heck a Nintendo Switch is
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota Gophers softball team isn't seeded in the NCAA tournament, despite being ranked Number 1, with a 54-3 record
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
U.S. senators to Trump: Seriously, hand over any tapes you recorded of conversations with Comey
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
According to unconfirmed Twitter intelligence source Broadsword Six, POTUS Fat Kid goes wheels up tomorrow. Jeez, I guess I better call in to work then
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Sun May 14, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
For the record, Hobby Lobby is not closing all its stores, David Bowie was not kidnapped by demons, the New York Times' license was not suspended by the State Department, and Sarah Palin did not wake up from a coma
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Sat May 13, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Remember the new California law which requires bookstores to keep records of all autographed books? Well, the plot thickens
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What you should never say on your dating profile, according to research. Surprisingly, "I am a regular user of fark.com" not included
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Fri May 12, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Reporter: Is Trump secretly recording conversations? Sssspicy: "the president has nothing further to add on that." Another Reporter: So that's a Yes? Sssspicy: "nothing further to add to that." 3rd rep: so he's TOTALLY doing it? S: NOTHING. TO. ADD
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Trump forgets that there are things like audio and video recordings and the internet and states that he didn't know Michael Flynn in 2015
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Sergio Garcia just became the eighth player ever to record a hole-in-one on the famous 17th hole island green at the Players Championship. One hop, in the cup
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
After posting record sales and profits, Square Enix garrotes IO Interactive and leaves them in a dumpster in an alley
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(Time)
 
 
 
President Trump spends 100 minutes chatting with TIME reporters over a four-course meal, some of it even on the record. Let's see how it goes
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Tue May 09, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Teen: "Hey Wendy's - How many retweets for a year's worth of nuggets?" Wendy's: 18 million Teen: "Challenge accepted" Wendy's smirks as the previous record was 3.4m, then does an 'oh, sh*t'
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In update to their customer service policies, United now willing to cancel your ticket if you record their employees during public dispute
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In the weird numerical world of MLB, Statcast keeps a record of the highest pitch ever hit for a home run ... and Mark Trumbo just broke it at at 4.62 feet off the ground
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Yankees / Cubs 18-inning marathon had it all - new records for strike outs, diving plays into the stands, blown saves, and umpires bringing in new boxes of baseballs
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(Golf.com)
 
 
 
After conversation with Tiger Woods at Masters Champions Dinner in Augusta, Jack Nicklaus has changed his mind, believes Tiger won't make it back to challenge Jack's record for victories in majors. "We talked about how much he hurt"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Southwest Air's new "Amadeus" reservations system should never crash, according to rep A. Salieri
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
A record-breaking 29 babies were born on the same day at Nebraska's Methodist Women's Hospital
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Sat May 06, 2017
(DW)
 
 
 
World record setting climber died doing what he loved: struggling to breathe at 17,000 feet
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Fri May 05, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
After ruling out corduroy, scientists puzzled by the eerie "whistling" sounds beamed back to Earth from inside Saturn's rings
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Emmanual Macron offshore Cayman Island bank account documents surface online. According to non-news site 4chan
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Thu May 04, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The numbers have been tallied, and over the past 99 years, hitting for the cycle in MLB is as rare as a no-hitter. "No wonder the record for most cycles in a career is ... three"
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Have you ever been a victim of sexual assault? According to the GOP, you now have a pre-existing medical condition
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
According to Trump Israelis and Palestinians work together beautifully, is there anywhere he can go from here?
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Wed May 03, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Athletic commission might remove some old track and field records because of doping concerns. MLB puts hands in pockets, walks away whistling
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Passenger sues Qatar Airlines for $850,000 after flight attendant spilled hot coffee on her, according to legal documents filed by Jackie Chiles
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren goes on record as a fan of Ballers, no word on Shot Callers or Twenty-inch blades on the Impala
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(Politico)
 
 
 
With a margin of 22 votes in the House, and 20 moderate House republicans already on record as "no" votes, and 24 more undecided-including several of the Whips; the chances of Ryan actually kicking the football THIS time? Not looking good
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Mon May 01, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week four MLB rankings: The Cubs, whose 13-11 record would put them in second or third place in every division except their own, are somehow still the third best team in baseball
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
'Mr Gorilla' crosses London Marathon finishing line in record time of six days...by crawling on his hands and knees
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Gallup Poll finds Americans' fear of being laid off is now at a record low. Although it could come back up the minute any of them actually gets a job
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dow Jones rally from election to Trump's first 100 days is a postwar record. Making America rich again
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Empty seats at PA rally seem to betray Trump's claim of record breaking crowd
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
The Arctic is "unraveling," according to those scientists in the disaster movies no one ever takes seriously
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Fri April 28, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
On National Superhero Day, here are the dumbest superhero powers ever according to the NY Daily Snooze
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The safest seat on a plane according to crash data, Asian doctors
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Maria Sharapova *grunt* is a cheater *groan* and should never *shriek* play again, according to *scream* 2014 Wimbledon finalist
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Tue April 25, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
No, it's not just your imagination, they really are fascists-in-waiting: according to a new ^0 Minutes polls , 36% of Republicans say that freedom of the Press "does more harm than good"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
CDs, which replaced tapes, which replaced 8-track, which replaced records, which replaced 45s, which replaced phonographs, are being replaced by streaming services
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Komo)
 
 
 
Seattle sets its second all-time fall/winter rain record in two years. "This year, it's been spread out to where dry days were about as rare as getting through two green traffic lights in a row"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump approval rating falls to record lows. This is not a repeat from basically every day since January 20
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Ensuring we'll get "Die Fast und Furious Nein" and "Fast und Furious, Lola, Fast und Furious" a Honda Civic sets the new lap record at Nurburgring
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Dear 'Attorney General' Sessions: You are a racist and a liar. Actually, just joking. Oh wait, your record shows you are a racist & a liar." Sincerely, California Congressman Ted Lieu
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Sun April 23, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The USS Carl Vinson started joint drills with two Japanese destroyers in the western Pacific Ocean on Sunday, according to officials who absolutely pinky-sweared that the aircraft carrier was really there this time
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Now more than ever the world needs Billy Joel, who hasn't recorded a proper pop album in over two decades--and that doesn't even count how we need him to add another five minutes of history into We Didn't Start the Fire
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Happy Record Store Day, everyone. Share your rare finds and successes as well as misses here
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
According to all signs, Donald Trump will not be going to Mar-a-Lago this weekend. Fark: This is actually news
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Apparently there's a world record for the largest usable pool cue
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Wait...Alex Jones is an actor? Actually, he's not the only one. See how much the rest of the right-wing blowhards believe their own shtick, according to fill-in right wing blowhard
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Julia Roberts receives People Magazine's World's Most Beautiful award for a record fifth time, So now she has one for the thumb
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Yes, DiMaggio's 56-game hit streak will probably never be broken. However, neither will the record of Hall of Famer Joe Sewell, who went an amazing 516 plate appearances without ever striking out
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Proving the slide towards Idiocracy is inevitable, F8 of the Furious shatters opening records set by Star Wars, because people want to see cars go vroom and shiat explode
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Golf.com)
 
 
 
Fox announces it will air a record 45 hours of U.S. Open coverage. Mostly for the time it will take Joe Buck to figure out exactly which sport it is
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It's cool when a rookie ties a MLB record, especially one that was first set in 1913
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Rachel Maddow Show's reporting on Trump and Russia and the record ratings it's enjoying is making FoxNews nervous
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Sun April 16, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kelsey Plum, who broke NCAA scoring record, is drafted first by the WNBA, will now decide if that will be a more lucrative career move than using her college degree to land a minimum wage job
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Sat April 15, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
70 years ago today, MLB breaks its most important record ever
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are things we have been doing wrong our whole life, now untangle those cords the way you should untangle them
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Wed April 12, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP REP from OK says he cancelled his town hall meeting due to "safety concerns". According to the owners of the venue, what he was afraid of was attendees being allowed to carry highly dangerous sheets of red and green paper to express opinions
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Tue April 11, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
According to a new poll, clocking in with a 75% approval rating, the most popular Senator in the US is: That guy the Dems didn't DARE let get the nomination since he had NO CHANCE of being president
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
According to someone who keeps tabs on this shiat, 40,000 passengers were 'bumped' from flights in 2016
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Florida man sets record for: Shortest. Police chase. Ever
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Man eats 255 Peeps to break world record, might want to avoid microwave ovens for a few days
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Cleveland Cavaliers enter the wrong end of the NBA record books by blowing a 26-point 4th quarter lead. It's the biggest blown fourth-quarter lead in almost 15 years
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
If you like weird MLB records, Yankees Matt Holliday drew 5 unintentional walks in all 5 plate apprearances against the Orioles. Only the seventh time it's happened in the past 17 years
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Not only was a 55-year-old NBA record, set by the legendary Oscar Robertson in 1961-62, broken by Russell Westbrook ... he did it with a game winning buzzer-beater. The story couldn't be written any better
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Jarid Lukosevicius scores the first hat trick in a NCAA championship hockey game since 1993 and sets a record in the process. Fark: The guy who scored the hat trick in 1993 is his coach
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, Adele is now the best selling female recording artist OF ALL TIME
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Thu April 06, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
NewsFlash
 
Devin Nunes to temporarily recuse himself from the Russia investigation for - according to him - no apparent reason whatsoever
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Wed April 05, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
One of the toughest NBA records, untouchable since 1962, was just tied and is about to fall
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
40 percent of registered yakuza are 50 and over, a record high. "I have a chronic illness and my true feeling is wanting to retire and take it easy if there was someone I could pass (the gang) down to," grumbles 70-year-old capo
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
According to GADOT Commissioner, it wasn't non-combustible PVC pipe stored under I-85. It was non-combustible highly flammable HDPE pipe. Time to look for a new GADOT Commissioner
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
By order of Deputy President Kushner, Steve Bannon's Internal White House "think-tank", the Strategic Initiatives Group, has been downgraded to "Never existed". Please adjust any conflicting memories you may have accordingly
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox news covers MLB opening Day as only they can: "MLB opens season with record percentage of foreign-born players"
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Tue April 04, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
It's almost 100 days since Trump took over as President. Let's take a look at his record so far... oh boy. Bonus: At meeting with Germans, he displayed so little knowledge of anything that they concluded that Ivanka was the more helpful of the two
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
After setting the record for blown saves in 2016, Giants spent millions on new relievers, with predictable results
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Mon April 03, 2017
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Disney villains are "pioneers of the gay agenda" according to a viral new Twitter theory. For example, Jafar "can vogue like nobody's business"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How much coffee is too much coffee? According to my calculations I drink 1 gram of caffeine per morning
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: "I don't lose." Track record: "LOLWUT"
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
According to scientists, Groot's not the only tree that can talk. Some can bark. Others use tree-mail
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Cool: Wildflowers bloom in the California desert after record rains, leaving a beautiful landscape. Fail: Thousands of tourists descend upon the desert, offending locals and creating traffic jams
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
According to science, T. rex really liked to bang a gong and get it on
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Multiple Sclerosis is a disabling disease of the brain and spinal cord where the immune system attacks the protective sheath that covers nerve fibers and causes communication problems between your brain and your body. It's caused by demonic possession
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In his daily Twitter rant, Trump threatens to "change libel laws" to go after the New York Times, a move that, even if he COULD do it , would ironically, be unconstitutional according the Supreme Court's ruling in "New York Times V. Sullivan"
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
In a remarkable paean to diversity, the Library of Congress has added "Somewhere Over the Rainbow," Ziggy Stardust, "American Pie," and "Straight Outta Compton" to the National Recording Registry
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(Reykjavik Grapevine (Iceland))
 
 
 
Iceland record-breaking baby boom appears 9 months after historic World Cup victory. UPDATE: Story is false. LGT site with corrected story
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Wed March 29, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The infallible American consumer is super confident in Trump's economy and spending their money accordingly
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A news artifact from the Before Times when using one's elected office to personally enrich yourself was considered a crime: The FBI reveals that one of Rep. Aaron Schock's own staffers was their informant and he recorded conversations with Schock
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(Some Sucker)
 
 
 
BuzzFeed plans to go public in 2018 according to a report from P.T. Barnum
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(Alabama Political Reporter)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions has perjured himself and needs to be disbarred, according to complaint lodged by: a) 2 stoners; b) 30 Helens; or c) 2,000 lawyers from across the country
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