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96 headlines found matching 'cops'
Tue March 28, 2017
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
One-legged woman allowed to sue Kentucky cops for framing her. Cop neglected to mention her one-legged status when testifying that she dragged a dead person to a bridge and tossed the body off the bridge
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Sports Climax)
 
 
 
Two NFL players arrested, one tasered for "interference." Here are their mugshots
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Sun March 26, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Marijuana operation goes up in flames. Firefighters and police rush to the scene to secure area downwind
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Indie cult director Nicolas Winding Refn gets greenlight to produce reboot of 1988's "Maniac Cop" for our modern age of cops gone wild, with John Hyams of "Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning" fame.to direct
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Jocks Behind Bars)
 
 
 
Another mugshot and arrest added to this NFL offseason. This time it's Michael Thomas. Not that Michael Thomas, the other one. Not that one either, damn how many Michael Thomas' this league have?
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Say my name. You're Dr Heisenberg. You're goddamn right
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Yo, dawg, I heard you like living next door to Michael Bay
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Thu March 16, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Colicky baby, get off the plane. Drunk and disorderly, get off the plane. Too fat and being disruptive to other customers, get off the plane. Questionable religion or national origin, get off the plane. Too tall, get off the plane. Wait wut?
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Whether you're working on the next great American novel or your Caturday fan fic, you're a storyteller, and we love those. Also, we have another fiction anthology coming out. You should get in on it. THIS is your Fark Writers Thread
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Never call the cops on your husband if he has a video on his phone of you farking the family dog
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Miami cops say their vehicles aren't that thicke
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Sun March 12, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Never give up, never surrender
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Sat March 11, 2017
(History Channel)
 
 
 
COPS makes its TV debut this day in 1989. After 28 years, officers have arrested almost 2,000 men - all without a shirt
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Times Square Chewbacca sues over false arrest. NYPD says it was some sort of wookie mistake
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man puts shih-tzu in trash compactor. This headline has so much potential but the story isn't funny in any way
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Rip City Sports Radio)
 
 
 
The Western Kentucky Hilltoppers football team roster includes mostly kickers
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Mon March 06, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If you can't pull someone's teeth, pull a gun. That's the psychotic dentist way
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Sun March 05, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Reporter beats off hockey mask-wearing attacker on live television
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Sat March 04, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
For those people trying to defeat Uber, there is a good reason your efforts have failed. Meet the program they call VTOS, used to "greyball" potential rivals and cops out of the system
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Ben Seaver tries to blame his DUI on chicken nuggets when blaming on Mike failed and calls Carol a nerd
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Thu March 02, 2017
(WFMJ Youngstown)
 
 
 
Guy that cops say seeks 3 hots & a cot hurls brick thru Youngstown Police station's front door...for the 2nd time in 6 months: "I just want to go to jail"
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Wed March 01, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man arrested after willingly posing as member of Nickelback
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Protip: When being chased by police, jumping from one rooftop to another only works in the movies
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Tue February 28, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
♪ Shot through the heart, and you're to blame, you give random gunfire in murderous love triangles a bad name ♪
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man captured at Port Authority after carrying a gun and 106 rounds of hollow-point bullets
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Mon February 27, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops: Customer deposited bag of cocaine in bank ATM
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"But if Trump is able to get the money from Congress to hire the 10,000 additional immigration cops and 5,000 more border agents he wants, I think you'll be able to say something else about his policy: It will be economic suicide"
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Sun February 26, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Begun the Great Robot War has ...in this Manhattan woman's apartment
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Thu February 23, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dog bites man, not news. Dog shoots man's girlfriend, now that's a spicy news story
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Tue February 21, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops: "We did not locate the dildo allegedly used by Pritsch to strike Favuzza"
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(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Guy arrested after smashing his car onto the patio of KISS's newest restaurant in Cucamonga. Yes, cops suspect cold gin: "most nights the patio is filled with people sitting around the fire pits"
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Attempts to bring free range beef to Queens are not off to a good start
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Mon February 20, 2017
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Boston police help a 100-year-old man who had his $100 lottery ticket stolen. Cops make an arrest but can't recover the money so they collect donations from other police officers
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(AP)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Cops warn of cows trying to sell dairy products after escape"
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Holy sugartits Batman, Mel Gibson is in talks to direct Suicide Squad 2
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Congratulations: We have a new claimant to the "oldest person ever shot with stun gun by cops" title
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Sat February 11, 2017
(WVTM13 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Oxycodone ✔ Methamphetamine ✔ Cocaine ✔ Morphine ✔ Marijuana ✔ Suboxone strips ✔ A large amount of cash ✔ Or as cops call it 'Another normal day in Alabama'
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Tue February 07, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Saturday in the park, I think it was the Fourth of July. Saturday in the park, I think it was the Fourth of July. People dancing, people laughing. And cops writing tickets. Smoking's not allowed. And I've been waiting such a long time For today
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Skateboarders, don't try this at home. Stick to your dweeby curbsides
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Sun February 05, 2017
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Thieves steal $3.7M worth of engines, but joke's on them because they're Jag engines
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Sat February 04, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The healing can never begin until cops stop applauding when they witness an anti-Trump protester get punched
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Fri February 03, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York police investigate a potential suicidal jump off the George Washington Bridge, though some witnesses say a green man on a glider was seen battling with a man in red and blue tights and tossed a bound blonde woman over the side
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Thu February 02, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If the cops show up at your home to arrest you on child pornography charges, it never looks good when they find you chopping up your tablet with a hatchet
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Wed February 01, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The lesson here is: Don't hand over your valuables to a stranger while you head off to have sex in the park, and then claim to have been robbed
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Mon January 30, 2017
(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Illinois men's daring plan to speed away from pursuing Des Moines cops foiled by running out of fuel 40 miles away near Pleasantville. Mugshots nevertheless in full color
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Sun January 29, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN: Denver cops tell protesters to "Stop doing anything that could be construed as free speech"
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Fri January 27, 2017
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
And for today's edition of stupid people say stupid things: Wendy Williams goes off on Paris Jackson for considering herself 'Black. Period.'
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Thu January 26, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Another of the (many) problems with legal weed: Cops have a really hard time knowing when you're too stoned to drive
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
Driver leads cops on high-speed chase. Weird: He was trying to buy soda. Fark: He's 10
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman charged with aggravated battery for pelting police officer with a 'deadly weapon' - her wet and used tampon. Officials are investigating a possible string of crimes
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
When doing the old "good cop bad cop" routine, you're supposed to have 2 cops
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Mon January 23, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Soulja Boy hit with felony gun charges, to be tried as Soulja Adult
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cops shoot dead homeowner while investigating a break-in, presumably to make sure the corpse didn't come back as a zombie
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Sun January 22, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Not news: Cops taser black suspect. Fark: Suspect (wrong guy) works for police department on improving relations with black community
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Torrent Freak)
 
 
 
If you guys are going to steal my movie, then why can't I steal your clam chowder?
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
We haven't had a good "mom brings machete into day care" story in awhile
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Mon January 16, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Cops pull over DUI suspect who flees on foot. Once they catch him, his twin brother interferes. Or was it?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Those responsible for hacking the hackers, have been hacked
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Black motorist tackled and beaten for "stealing" his own car, remains polite & cooperative anyway. Cops immediately find out that the car is registered to him but decide to throw some resisting arrest and disobeying an officer charges at him anyway
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Donald Trump loves to praise cops, does not like to pay cops (but both sides are kinda bad)
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Just a heads up: If the devil enters you, you'd be prone to driving erratically across exits ramps, crashing into half a dozen vehicles, and gleefully telling reporters you don't think you were even wearing a seatbelt
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Thu January 05, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Cops in Ohio can't steal people's stuff anymore
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Israeli police question Prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu for more than three hours in connection with a criminal probe into graft and bribery. Netanyahu denies any wrongdoing says the cops are just being Antisemitic
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Sun January 01, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Now that pot is legal in California, Hollywood officially changes its name to Hollyweed
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Fri December 30, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
You remember that NYC firefighter who was attacked by a gang of thugs on Christmas Eve who stole all the presents for his family out of his car while he was on his way to a holiday party? Yeah, that never actually happened
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Thu December 29, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Dumbest insurance fraud attempts of the year includes the guy who couldn't afford to repair his Porsche, so he trashed it instead. But try not to let the cops find your car a day before you get around to reporting it stolen, Rockefeller
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
After getting pulled over, man decides to test his theory that not all cops are bad by exiting his car while holding a rifle he's not legally allowed to possess. With predictable results
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Which gang is your favorite from "The Warriors"? LGT IMDB
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Zip ties for tire chains? Oh, sure, they look cool, but will they work? Cops: NO
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Does Chris Hansen exist in virtual reality?
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Fri December 23, 2016
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Teen gets into crash, texts his mom from the ambulance to grab his stash of Xanax and marijuana from the trunk of his car so the cops don't find it. Guess where?
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The U.S. Court of Appeals rules that your dog can only sit or play dead
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
16 and Dead
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
3-year-old found in bug box, which apparently is not a good thing. Parents claim the kid went in there on her own. Cops not believing that story and have arrested nine people
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Let me mansplain this for all you chickfused people out there: thousands of WOKE youtubers disliked this video, so MTV News deleted it
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Chuck E. Cheese - where a kid can be a kid and adults can get drunk and fight the cops
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Sun December 18, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Home Depot sacks four employees for frowning upon Lowe's shenanigans
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Thu December 15, 2016
(WPTV)
 
 
 
When the cops find this guy, I wonder what he will look like when they wash off the drawn-on beard
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Remember the Muslim girl that was accosted by a bunch of white guys shouting TRUMP? Turns out she was out drinking and breaking curfew and didn't want to get abused by her fundie parents...again
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Asshole woman who boarded plane ahead of everyone else, without getting her ticket scanned, just to score some overhead bin space, finds out that "Boarding Group D" means "Cops drag your sorry tazed ass off the plane" (Video goodness included)
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Tue December 13, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
I love studying in Trump tower with my knapsack full of knives and fireworks
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Getting plastered, plowing into two cars and asking the cops to make the DUI "go away" is no way to go through life Mr. State Liquor Board chariman
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Mon December 12, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Man proposes to girlfriend by getting biker friends to tell her cops were after him, then fakes arrest with cops' help including flashing blue lights, drawn weapons. "I appreciate the way he did it"
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Sun December 11, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
"Hello, Police, you won't believe this, but there's a cop who dared wear his uniform to my class, and I need you to come arrest him. Hello? Hello?"
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Sat December 10, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
"You are the sexiest thing I've seen, I'm going to (engage in intercourse with you)"
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Fri December 09, 2016
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Instead of going to the cops with the evidence, bar owners put security video of a customer stealing the tip jar on social media in hopes of guilting the culprit into returning the money. "We own a bar, people get a little intoxicated, stuff happens"
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Thu December 08, 2016
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
It must suck when you're a bank robber hoping to get a catchy nickname from the cops but instead you're known as the 'Packing Pigeon Bandit' because you walk with your toes facing inwards
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Wed December 07, 2016
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
A reminder that cops can make Fark for good reasons: Deputy Greg Park gave the woman $140 "to make sure the power and everything stayed on for the kids"
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
NFL confirms referees have full authority to penalize any player making snow angels. "I understand the questions about why is one snow angel illegal and one legal. But, again, the officials do have some discretion"
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Pedophile beaten to death with his own trumpet. That is not a euphemism
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Thu December 01, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
In today's mugshot lineup: Inmate gives the cops the bird
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Wed November 30, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Today's (and yesterday's) Fark-ready headline: Canadian cops to punish drunk drivers with Nickelback tunes
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Today in injustice: Ceaselessly whistling "Closing Time" is not actually illegal
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Tue November 29, 2016
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Cops put up trail cameras to catch mountain lion. They didn't expect the gorilla
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Mon November 28, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Cops seek owner of well-dressed lost dog
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Woman on blind date pushed from car so dude can lead cops on high speed chase. Details to left, better blind date stories to right
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