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58 headlines found matching 'cops'
Mon August 03, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(CNN)
 
 
 
In Hong Kong, you don't end up shot by the cops for resisting arrest with your boobs. In fact, you get a protest in your honor with men wearing bras
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Sat August 01, 2015
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Guy posts 30 second video of cops arresting guy, talks smack about said cops. Cops release their video of the entire arrest. Bodycamlarity ensues
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Tue July 28, 2015
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Florida man does doughnuts on jail lawn. Why not? Cops like doughnuts right?
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Sat July 25, 2015
(Wired)
 
 
 
As if roadside panhandlers don't have it tough enough, now cops are impersonating them to nab drivers texting at stop lights
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Fri July 24, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: A close friend of mine has become friends with an 11-year-old girl and the two of them have been discussing puberty and sex. I think he's grooming her to be molested. Should I warn the cops of this or tell the girl's parents?"
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Thu July 23, 2015
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
A fundraiser for the Baltimore cops who are on trial for having a black man die in their custody is probably not the place to perform an Al Jolson musical routine...in blackface
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(137)
 


Wed July 22, 2015
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Cops in Alaska are so addicted to search and seizure laws, they're still taking cars away from marijuana delivery drivers even though it's now legal there
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(68)
 


Mon July 20, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Concerned citizen calls the cops because a woman left her two children eating in a mall food court while she interviewed for a job. Fark: 30 feet away
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Sat July 18, 2015
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til your 27 person strong sex party gets broken up by cops
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(146)
 


Fri July 17, 2015
(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Having your license suspended on felony DUI and criminal endangerment charges usually means the cops won't let you ride your Harley on public streets. But if you're Robbie Knievel and this is Butte, Montana, they'll help you jump it over 26 cars
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Sun July 12, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
New York unveils new program to track troublesome cops; the program is named ALT + F4
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Fri July 10, 2015
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when the police are chasing a guy in a truck and he speeds ahead and crashes into your home and when cops investigate the scene they discover your large marijuana grow operation? Me too
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(15)
 
(Newstalk 1010)
 
 
 
This is how Canadian cops handle road rage incidents
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(18)
 


Wed July 08, 2015
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Not all young women who agree to hook up with old men after meeting them online are cops, but you might wish they were after reading this
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(55)
 


Fri June 26, 2015
(Patch)
 
 
 
"Tase me, I dare you," the man in the Daisy Duke outfit says to the cops. VIDEO
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
When your lawyer calls you stupid in front of cops serving a warrant, it might be time to start thinking about how to decorate your cell
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(16)
 


Thu June 25, 2015
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Cops arrest man for: c) screwing up a U turn in a school zone, c) carrying kids without seat belts, c) more than four times the alcohol limit, and c) already being banned from driving until 2037
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
How does your country/state rank when it comes to how cops can beat on you according to international standards? Find out here before you go for your beatdown
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Tue June 23, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
Not news: two cops discussing blowjobs. Fark: Without realizing that the helicopter's loudspeaker was on, and all of Winnipeg could hear the conversation
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
You might not be cut out to be a bus driver if the cops pull you over and bystanders film you failing a field sobriety test. Kids on the bus will have epic stories though
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
The cops who arrested Dylann Roof treated him to Burger King because he said he was hungry. See there, cop haters? And you say they never do anything nice (original link pulled by source)
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Mon June 22, 2015
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
A guy rear-ends you and drives off. Do you A) Call the cops, B) Be thankful you're OK, or C) Tear after him at 80 mph and ram him over and over till his car flips and he's paralyzed. HINT: You're in Florida
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Sun June 21, 2015
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
You know how people say cops have the best drugs? They don't. Their dealers do, though
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Sat June 20, 2015
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Saskatoon man subdues neighbor's attacker by beating him with a bat. Bonus: makes him call the cops himself
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Thu June 18, 2015
(Patch)
 
 
 
Drunken man on 'mobility scooter' flees cops after exposing himself to girl. What a rascal
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Wed June 17, 2015
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Calling the cops about neighbors' loud sex? That's a stabbing...with a rake
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Tue June 16, 2015
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Scottish island hit by first crime since the '60s after beauty products, small sum of cash and six wooly hats taken. Cops hunting moisturized and exfoliated Vikings with cold heads
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Fri June 12, 2015
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Marilyn Mosby says it's absurd that she could be considered a cop-hater because she comes from five generations of cops. Crooked cops, but still
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Thu June 11, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Baltimore cops speak out: Not being allowed to murder anyone we like really hurts our feelings
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Wed June 10, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Ten women arrested in strip club sex sting after undercover cops discovered the prostitution offers first hand
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Mon June 08, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
The answer to this riddle is not "6"
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Tue June 02, 2015
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
"Yeah, so one of our cops beat a dude up and now we're out a bunch of cash. Meaning that you, the taxpayer, are out a bunch of cash"
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Mon June 01, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
News: Michigan cops legally rob "every belonging" from attractive medical marijuana patient/caregiver's home. Fark: They even take her vibrator. "Why take my vibrator?"
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Sun May 31, 2015
(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
Where traffic cops aren't men or women. Or, well, both, at the same time
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Wed May 27, 2015
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Homeless man arrested for panhandling and urinating in public. Cops put his photo on Facebook along with helpful announcement that since he had $800 in cash on him he doesn't really need your money anymore, kthxbye
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Mon May 25, 2015
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to attack a Pedal Pub with super soakers and water balloons, try not to pick one full of off-duty cops
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Sat May 23, 2015
(PBS)
 
 
 
News: Awesome report from PBS on how Colorado's legal marijuana is affecting Nebraska. Long story short: They are raising property taxes to give the cops more money to arrest pot heads (w/video)
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Fri May 22, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
70-year-old woman barricaded in mobile home has held off cops for 19 hours now, unfazed by flash-bang grenade and police robot. Fark: she shot the robot. Double Fark: she called the cops to her place
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Thu May 21, 2015
(CBS 19 Tyler)
 
 
 
Implosion of an East Texas town as city manager, police chief, the cop who beat up the police chief, and the two cops who recorded the city manager drunk at city hall are suspended
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Sat May 16, 2015
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"What are you talking about, cops? I don't have no marijuana." *UPS truck pulls up* "I've got your 4 lbs of marijuana. Sign here"
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Alabama foster parents arrested in Florida, after hotel employees call cops because they wouldn't let sunburned and dehydrated kid back into room. Why yes, alcohol was involved
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Wed May 13, 2015
(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
Been on the beer? Just 100 metres from home? Don't be a fool like this guy and drive. You never know, you might end up in a one-way system and be pulled over by cops
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Tue May 12, 2015
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Cops still killing kids
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Fri May 08, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police bust up a cocaine smuggling ring operating out of a mob-owned pizzeria in Queens. Cops say they would have found the operation earlier but just couldn't believe anyone would be that much of stereotype in this day and age
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Mon May 04, 2015
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canada too flirted with prohibition in the 20's - in such a half-assed way that most folks were too drunk to notice (except for the odd shoot-out between cops & bootleggers)
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Sun May 03, 2015
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops investigate whether kiss between two seven-year-old classmates was "unnatural." Thanks, Obama
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Thu April 30, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Burglar breaks into home, realizes it belongs to a den of identity thieves, does the right thing and alerts the cops
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Tue April 28, 2015
(MotorTorque)
 
 
 
Doc Brown & Marty McFly stop traffic cops to ask for directions to 1985
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(25)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Vacationing Swedish cops show NYPD officers how to subdue suspects without hurting them
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Lawmakers want voters to decide if the $58 million collected in pot taxes should go to schools and training cops, or buying every taxpayer in the state a $5 footlong. Subby wants the footlong, and chips, and a soda; so hungry right now
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Wed April 22, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
The cops are secretly using fake cellphone towers to spy on people
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Tue April 21, 2015
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
For the record, you can't elude cops by swimming away in the ocean, but give it up for this guy for trying
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Mon April 20, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
Don't you miss the good old days when you could leave your kid in the car for three minutes without someone calling the cops and demanding your arrest?
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(408)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(My Fox Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Undercover Minnesota cops bust bar for selling Wisconsin's "Spotted Cow" beer after 'anonymous tip', noticing beer taps on bar's Facebook page. Will next investigate if the Radisson is 'pretty good'
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Tue April 14, 2015
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
In Arizona the cops don't stop suspects by shooting them in the back. They plow into them with their squad cars at high speed
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Sun April 12, 2015
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
♫Andele andele mami, E-I-E-I-Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the cops' coming now...♫
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Thu April 09, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Cops to bank executives: We've traced the calls for ending your shady business practices. They're coming from inside the bank
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Tue April 07, 2015
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New York Sidewalk Vendor: Cops arrested me, then started to eat my churros
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