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128 headlines found matching 'cops'
Thu June 30, 2016
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're driving down the road and you're a little buzzed and you swerve to avoid hitting an animal and you crash into a light pole and the cops show up and that's how they end up finding the dead body in your car
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Wed June 29, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Mugshots from "Father & son underage drinking party" could be mistaken for "before & after"
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Meet Celeste Guap, the 18-year-old prostitute who slept with more than 30 cops-- street cops, sergeants, captains, even a police dog handler. No, go on... meet her
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Photography Is Not A Crime)
 
 
 
Cops illegally arrest man. Man's son videotapes that arrest. Cops then beat and illegally arrest son for videotaping father's arrest. Another man videotapes that arrest and beating. Cops then seize steal his phone and edit the video. Yo dawg
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Mon June 27, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man evicted from mobile home park exacts revenge by dumping five gallon bucket filled with human waste into community pool
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Texas Law Hawk is BACK, featuring explosions, bikini babes, jet skis, and midget cops on paddleboats
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hiding under cars in the parking lot at TJ Maxx to touch womens' feet is only a ticketing?
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
It's perfectly normal for a 31-year-old to die of natural causes next to $12M in pot, nothing to see here, move along
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Thu June 23, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYPD launch massive manhunt--including deploying helicopters and sending out cops on foot--to find a dangerous teenage criminal who skipped out on a $2.75 subway fare
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
My Wednesday? Oh, not much. Took some drugs, got naked, went for a swim in the lake, fought four cops. The usual
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
 
 
Cops put GPS tracker on a man's fake leg. Leg stays still while he commits murder
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Tue June 21, 2016
(AM New York)
 
 
 
Ah the weekend. Time to open a tasty Coors Light, catch some rays and check out the red-hot mamas in the parking lot. But first some tunage with my 80 speakers, 7 amplifiers, van stereo system. WHAT? WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? IS THERE A PROBLEM OFFICER?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Good news New Yorkers, Police Commissioner Bratton says another terror attack is inevitable for NYC. Comforting, I know
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Georgia teenager who killed a man after agreeing to buy his PS4 on Craigslist gets 40 years in prison. By that time, she'll be ready to kill someone else for a PS7
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Fri June 17, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Your pizza in 30 minutes or less or come in and shoot up the joint
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Not news: women were contacted by a "woman" on FB who claimed to be a porn producer and suggested they met her friend "Matt" for an audition. News: at least 3 women fall for it. Fark: cops have to tell them that "sleazy" is not always "illegal"
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: An improvement to Star Trek
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Customer in bagel shop orders, shoots, and leaves. Responding police have ruled out pandas as possible suspects
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
If your police department's dispatch and records computer system is old and unreliable maybe you should have somebody besides two computer savvy cops doing the upgrade
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Wed June 15, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The LA gay pride parade gun nut who was originally considered dangerous, then not, is back to dangerous again. $2M bail set after it's revealed that in addition to assault rifles and explosives, he also had a black hood, taser, and handcuffs
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Tue June 14, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Nuns call the cops on litterbug. Litter worth 7 million dollars
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Smile for your mugshot in Texas? Cops hate that
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(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Bizarre family expects fast service from McDonald's, ends up with fast service from the cops. And then there are the mugshots
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Sat June 11, 2016
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
"Incognito bandits" caught after cops figured out they didn't have a disguise for their car
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Fri June 10, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
American Airlines flight attendant tells a passenger to 'shut up' over a dispute involving pasta. Onlookers were shocked. How did that flier rate an inflight meal in the economy section?
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Thu June 09, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man who's clearly doing it wrong falls asleep at the wheel, then tries to flee when cops notice a large quantity of cocaine on the seat
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
THE Ohio State university decides to allow beer sales at sports events. Revenue from sales to pay for additional cops. Additional cops required because of beer sales. Moebius strippers arriving soon
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(Some Ecards)
 
 
 
Disciplined for not wearing a bra, high school girl creates No Bra, No Problem Facebook group. And since you've already clicked the link, Trump has made Snoop Dogg his running mate
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Were ambulances always this easy to steal and we just never realized it?
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Justice for baby Jacob after story of Oregon child who was abused goes viral. Good job, internet
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Daily Snark)
 
 
 
Not News: Car chase. News: Guy fools traffic copter by diving out window under cover of trees. Fark: Guy blows it wearing a Tony Romo jersey
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(The New Orleans Advocate)
 
 
 
He had just finished watching 'Field of Dreams' and thought, 'Maybe if I make a Craigslist ad about a sex party at Tina's.' Nothing bad could possibly happen ... Oops, guess those New Orleans cops are serious
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Million-dollar idea here: Uber, but for cops in the middle of a foot chase with a suspect
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Okay which one of you cop-hating hipster vandals spray-painted "No Cronut" on a NYC cop car in Williamsburg, Brooklyn?
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
High School Musical 4, or 'How I Fought the Law and the Law Won'
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(LAist)
 
 
 
Getting an awful Mike Tyson face tattoo to disguise yourself after having a hit-and-run accident is no way to go through life, woman
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
How not to fool police by faking a breathalyzer test when you've been pulled over for drunk driving: Pretend you're incapable of exhaling
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Colorado GOP says hackers made them racist. This is like the '90s when hackers saved earth from aliens, then immediately tricked cops into beating up Rodney King
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Sun May 29, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
A closer look at people at a Trump rally in Fresno: Hispanic folks voting for Trump, white derpers, Brown berets, and cops that are actually cool with protesters
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Sat May 28, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Police video on dealing with sovereign citizens. Except they aren't police, their badge is gold so they're legally boats. Am I being detained or am I free to go?
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Remember Power Plant Fitness, the proposed joint for both lifting and smoking? One of the co-founders is Ricky Williams
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(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Girl with severe burn scars burns the competition to become Prom Queen at her school
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Thu May 26, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man applies for auto title loan so he can purchase meth. Jailarity ensues
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Canadians are so relentlessly polite that an entire city's police force was just brought to its knees by a knife-wielding crow
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Florida man finds out how expensive it is to be a self-righteous dick
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Think it's safe to text at a red light because you don't see any police? Smile - the RCMP can see you texting a mile away
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Wed May 25, 2016
(WMC 5 Memphis)
 
 
 
Woman tells cops her 2 year old was in her stolen car so they would find it faster
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How many songs in your library? What track is most played?
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Tue May 24, 2016
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Amish teens go full Rumspringa, get pulled over by cops after the minivan they were in was clocked at 110 MPH. Yes, alcohol was involved
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you make a movie of yourself buying cocaine, maybe cops aren't the best folks to show it to
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"It's a danger to the community if we start locking up cops who kill people," says a straight-faced Megyn Kelly
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Louisiana Governor to sign bill that would classify any violent attack on blacks a hate crime to finally put an end to the harassment of this minority. Excuse me, did I say blacks? I meant cops
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Sun May 22, 2016
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
I shot an arrow into the air / And where it went, I do not care
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Shane Black reveals his plans for Lethal Weapon 5: I'm Gettin' To Old for This Shiat
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Sure, you accidentally live stream the birth of a child and you're an Internet sensation. But you accidentally live stream the creation of a child and suddenly Facebook is calling the cops
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
There's something about this that's so bad, it's like how much more bad could this be? And the answer is none. None more bad. Zero stars from Charity Navigator. Mr National Vietnam Veterans Foundation... zero... point... zero
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Walmart theft suspect tells cops she was "too lazy" to pay for Trojan personal massager, K-Y lubricant, vibrating penis ring
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
The least true statement ever written: "There needs to be more weed in Florida"
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Bunk from "The Wire" arrested after attacking Bernie Sanders supporter. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Mighty Thor arrested for shooting two New Hampshire police officers (with "I am unworthy" pic)
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Wed May 11, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida woman beats Florida man for buying the wrong flowers for Mother's Day ... Wait, that means there's a Florida kid out there somewhere
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Prince's favorite pill-prescribing doctor has abandoned his practice and gone into hiding. But he totally is innocent of being guilty of anything
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Tue May 10, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Air traveler lets her fingers do the walking, and the feds are now involved
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Fri May 06, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for attacking boyfriend's testicles confessed, "I tried to rip his balls off"
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Today)
 
 
 
Oh, sure. Channing Tatum gives a woman a pedicure and he's "awesome". Subby tries to do it and he's "sick and twisted" and "needs to leave the shoe store, right now, before we call the cops"
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Tue May 03, 2016
(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
If you run from the cops, jump in a river and they presume you've drowned, it's probably best to get farther away than the next county over during the intervening six weeks
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Some cops make the news because they save a baby from a burning car. Some cops leave their firearms and ammunition behind at McDonald's. Guess who made the news?
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Another example of liberal lunacy: "you don't have a right to self defense because it deprives your attacker of a fair trial"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Contrary to what the NRA says, you can get a gun license in New York City. You just have to pay a big fee, another for fingerprints, hire a few lawyers, oh, and bribing cops apparently helps, too
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
One of HGTV's Property Brothers runs afoul of Fargo Bouncer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man in Panda or hedgehog suit with chocolate bomb, arrives at TV station. Cops eat donuts, shoot, leave
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Thu April 28, 2016
(SacBee)
 
 
 
UC Davis chancellor placed on leave in aftermath of web-scrubbing effort. University cops only had to pepper-spray her once to get her out of the administration building
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Cops find a naked woman and a half naked man sleeping in the passenger seat of a car parked in a handicap spot. "When asked why he was parked, the man said, 'When the mood hits.' The man smelled like alcohol"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Baltimore cops celebrate Freddy Gray shooting anniversary in predictable way
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Tue April 26, 2016
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
23-year-old woman refuses to talk to cop while walking down the road so then she crawls under a semi and then the cop grabs her and Tases her but she shakes it off so more cops arrive and they Tase her again and again but she still doesn't talk
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Dude tries to duck under moving train to avoid cops, comes up short
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Man sucker-punched because he looks like Shia LaBeouf
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kid Rock's personal assistant killed in ATV accident on Rock's property. Early reports are saying he up jumped the boogie
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Texas Hill Country)
 
 
 
Texas man purloins steaks, has beef with cops leading to high-speed chase. Police use flanking maneuvers and attempt to T-bone suspect before he's finally cut off. Strip search reveals evidence
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Fri April 22, 2016
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Stealing from arcade game machines might have been a lucrative crime in 1983, but today all you will end up with is $18 and getting caught by cops with your hand stuck up the machine
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Tablet Magazine)
 
 
 
The scientist who first discovered THC knew the cops always have the best weed
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(Fox 21 News)
 
 
 
If you're looking for a job, the police department in Green Mountain Falls, Colo., has some openings. How many openings? All of them
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Wed April 20, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
You get caught trying to steal 19 boxes of topical flea medication for dogs. Do you: c) drink it
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Tue April 19, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Ah, yes, the old 'Cheetos hidden in the groin' trick. Dangerously cheesy
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Mon April 18, 2016
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
An "informal rodeo" ends in a brawl involving 400 people, whips, and spurs. Surprisingly, everyone kept their clothes on
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Fri April 15, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
♫ You know my buddies like their chicken fried ♫ A little coke on a Friday night ♫ A couple strippers then the cops arrive ♫ But they cover it uuuu-i-uuu-up ♫
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Thu April 14, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
US scolds France for violent cops and dirty prisons, in bizarre move that leaves both pots and kettles confused
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Man chases boss with chainsaw, does doughnuts in truck as one of his coworkers films the event"
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
It's been a year since Freddie Gray died while in the custody of Baltimore police, and the city that inspired The Wire and Homicide: Life on the Street is really slow at getting over the incident and trusting their cops again
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Posing as a cop to get free unprotected sex from a hooker is no way to go throu....wait, cops get free unprotected sex from hookers?
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Even though buckling in your cases of beer with seatbelts will keep it from moving around the car, the cops may have a problem with you making the kids and baby ride on adults' laps and in the footwells in order to facilitate your cunning plan
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford has phony arrest planted in police records, presumably by one-armed man
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Finally, somebody may face charges after cops fatally shoot a man who was carrying an air rifle at a Walmart. And that somebody could be the guy who called 911 in the first place
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Thu April 07, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man, 27, called cops because his mom was "mad and yelling at him" for smoking all their meth
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Baltimore police fire 56 shots into vehicle, killing father and son in latest proof their aim is getting better
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Wed April 06, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
"Casino evacuated after penis ring causes terror alert"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Driver of SUV flees cops at a Navy base and crashes into an FA/18 Super Hornet. Subby just wants to know how the hell he got that high in the air
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Tue April 05, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Drug suspect, 20, tries to flee from police on hoverboard. Jailarity ensues
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
When fleeing from the cops at 110 mph, try not to have a handcuff key in your rectum
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Cops finger culprits of G-Spot shooting after long search, quick dick pic nicks chick, and the surprising comeback of exorcism is turning heads: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/27 - 4/2
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Your day's pretty much a total bummer when, after you've been kidnapped, beaten, rescued by cops, and treated for broken bones and other injuries, the cops arrest you for outstanding warrants
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Sat April 02, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Kids seemed to be pointed in the right direction of life after they form a human arrow to help cops look for suspected burglars
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here. Just a police officer giving a rectal search on the side of the road. Of course no drugs were found
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
NASCAR driver returns to the sport's roots - smuggling contraband
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Police are advocating body cams, but only to spy on defense attorneys who have to depose them in the court hallway...by law
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Man charged with selling pot from wife's daycare center. Cops became suspicious when the kids giggled all the time but never cried
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(WDEF Chattanooga)
 
 
 
There you are, peacefully showering with your sweetheart, when suddenly the cops bust in
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Lima Ohio)
 
 
 
Police search for suspects in shooting at the G-Spot. Authorities report that they are having trouble locating them. Update: after some intense probing, cops finger their culprits
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Sun March 27, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
While neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays our trusty mail couriers, the weather is no match for plainclothes NYPD cops
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Fri March 25, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Obama on Cruz: "As far as his notion of surveillance of Muslim neighborhoods, I just left a country that engages in that kind of surveillance, which, by the way, the father of Sen. Cruz escaped for America, the land of the free." * drops mic *
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A real UX design professional would have gentrified his neighborhood with death by snu-snu, but startup culture is made of people who can afford to be unafraid to move fast and break things. The rest of you should move slowly or be cops
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Thu March 24, 2016
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Man arrested for not returning "Freddy Got Fingered" VHS from 2002. No word if his daddy would like some sausage
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Thu March 17, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
87% of NYPD officers feel the city is less safe than two years ago. If only they were members of some kind of organization that had the power to possibly do something about it
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC fifth-grader takes "packing for school" to a whole new level
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Cops kill man after he points at them. Hey, you can't know what it's like. He could have been Syndrome from the Incredibles, or Dr. Doom. You just don't know
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Wed March 16, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Cops chasing a chicken: "It's crossed the road and we're working to determine why"
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Tue March 15, 2016
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Lottery tip: Before going on a wild shopping spree spending thousands of dollars, it's probably a good idea to recheck your winning numbers
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Santeria is in full swing in NYC as goat heads are being found nailed to trees all over the place (Graphic)
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Tue March 08, 2016
(KSLA Shreveport)
 
 
 
Woman says a naked man walked into her house, tried to hug her and said "Hi honey." He later had to be rescued after running from police, falling down a cliff and getting stuck in a tree. The Aristocrats
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Forget anti-drone death rays, electromagnetic defense shields, and net-firing bazookas - if you want to take out a drone for good, use a Jet Ski
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: Never call the cops for a ride home. Especially if you are underage and intoxicated
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Old-timey ads for new products
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Fri March 04, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Yawn: Will Smith and Joel Edgerton star in buddy cop movie. Awesome: The cops are orcs
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Suspect flees police on hoverboard. Heavy
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Years ago, a construction worker found a knife buried at OJ Simpson's estate. He gave it to an off-duty officer, who kept it in a baggie. The retired cop called a friend to get the case number of the murders, and now the knife is being tested for DNA
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Thu March 03, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Chancellor questioned by police after two women called cops on him just for asking for help. No word if they were wearing brown shirts
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Manhattan District Attorney says you will no longer go to jail for publicly drinking and peeing in his borough. I ♥ NY
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Wed March 02, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You can't even bring a bottle of water into a stadium in North America, but in Europe it's still cool to show up for soccer games with an armload of road flares
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