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60 headlines found matching 'cops'
Wed May 27, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Homeless man arrested for panhandling and urinating in public. Cops put his photo on Facebook along with helpful announcement that since he had $800 in cash on him he doesn't really need your money anymore, kthxbye
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Mon May 25, 2015
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to attack a Pedal Pub with super soakers and water balloons, try not to pick one full of off-duty cops
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(111)
 


Sat May 23, 2015
(PBS)
 
 
 
News: Awesome report from PBS on how Colorado's legal marijuana is affecting Nebraska. Long story short: They are raising property taxes to give the cops more money to arrest pot heads (w/video)
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(91)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
70-year-old woman barricaded in mobile home has held off cops for 19 hours now, unfazed by flash-bang grenade and police robot. Fark: she shot the robot. Double Fark: she called the cops to her place
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(72)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(CBS 19 Tyler)
 
 
 
Implosion of an East Texas town as city manager, police chief, the cop who beat up the police chief, and the two cops who recorded the city manager drunk at city hall are suspended
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(77)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"What are you talking about, cops? I don't have no marijuana." *UPS truck pulls up* "I've got your 4 lbs of marijuana. Sign here"
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(34)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Alabama foster parents arrested in Florida, after hotel employees call cops because they wouldn't let sunburned and dehydrated kid back into room. Why yes, alcohol was involved
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(26)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
Been on the beer? Just 100 metres from home? Don't be a fool like this guy and drive. You never know, you might end up in a one-way system and be pulled over by cops
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(36)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Cops still killing kids
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(19)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police bust up a cocaine smuggling ring operating out of a mob-owned pizzeria in Queens. Cops say they would have found the operation earlier but just couldn't believe anyone would be that much of stereotype in this day and age
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(30)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canada too flirted with prohibition in the 20's - in such a half-assed way that most folks were too drunk to notice (except for the odd shoot-out between cops & bootleggers)
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Sun May 03, 2015
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops investigate whether kiss between two seven-year-old classmates was "unnatural." Thanks, Obama
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(126)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Burglar breaks into home, realizes it belongs to a den of identity thieves, does the right thing and alerts the cops
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(32)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(MotorTorque)
 
 
 
Doc Brown & Marty McFly stop traffic cops to ask for directions to 1985
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(25)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Vacationing Swedish cops show NYPD officers how to subdue suspects without hurting them
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(102)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Lawmakers want voters to decide if the $58 million collected in pot taxes should go to schools and training cops, or buying every taxpayer in the state a $5 footlong. Subby wants the footlong, and chips, and a soda; so hungry right now
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(156)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
The cops are secretly using fake cellphone towers to spy on people
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Tue April 21, 2015
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
For the record, you can't elude cops by swimming away in the ocean, but give it up for this guy for trying
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(26)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
Don't you miss the good old days when you could leave your kid in the car for three minutes without someone calling the cops and demanding your arrest?
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(408)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(My Fox Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Undercover Minnesota cops bust bar for selling Wisconsin's "Spotted Cow" beer after 'anonymous tip', noticing beer taps on bar's Facebook page. Will next investigate if the Radisson is 'pretty good'
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(54)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
In Arizona the cops don't stop suspects by shooting them in the back. They plow into them with their squad cars at high speed
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Sun April 12, 2015
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
♫Andele andele mami, E-I-E-I-Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the cops' coming now...♫
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Thu April 09, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Cops to bank executives: We've traced the calls for ending your shady business practices. They're coming from inside the bank
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Tue April 07, 2015
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New York Sidewalk Vendor: Cops arrested me, then started to eat my churros
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(91)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's getting to the point where cops can't even Taser a suspect without it blowing up in their faces (warning: graphic)
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(117)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before: Two white cops stop a black guy
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(214)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Someone named Kendrick Lamar decided to rap on the back of a truck driving around Los Angeles, but cops quickly put an end to it because he's not famous enough to do a stunt like that
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(62)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Cops raid brothel, find four other cops and the convicted murderer they were supposed to be transporting
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(37)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Florida cops hunt for naked female Spring Breaker who "may be in danger." Well, that narrows it down to a few thousand
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Thu March 19, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Cops responding to report of man with gun forget to turn on their new-fangled body cameras. You know what happens next
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Sat March 14, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Cops: "Raid you later, alligator" Crooks: "In a while, crocodile"
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Wed March 11, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
You see a jacket stuck in a tree. Do you: C) Assume it's Islamic State propaganda and call the cops?
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Tue March 10, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
MI "Open carry activist" decides to go for walk near a local high school carrying a pistol and a rifle; is incensed that local cops have the temerity to approach and question him after they receive about a zillion panicked 911 call about his stroll
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
♫Oh, yes, they called him the Streak (Look at that, look at that) / He liked to show off his physique (Look at that, look at that) / But, the cops just shot him dead / Put a bullet in both his heads/ Invitin' public critique♫
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Sun March 08, 2015
(AP)
 
 
 
Everybody likes to post their travels on Facebook, but if you're on the run from the cops, maybe wait a while
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hey cops: THIS is why you don't Taser a dude soaked in gasoline
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(67)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Two girls who got kicked out of Justin Bieber's 21st birthday party decided to call the cops on the shenanigans and try to break up the party
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Your tax dollars giving guys named Ferrari money for cops stealing Ferraris will probably be just enough for this guy to buy a brand new Ferrari. Ferrari
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(43)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"You can't run from the cops here, this is a crime scene"
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Thu March 05, 2015
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida cops hunt suspect in brazen daylight aerophone heist
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Thu February 26, 2015
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
She was arrested for "punching him in the nuts," reported amused Florida cops
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(32)
 
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Kelso, Washington cops issue APB for dangerous parolee who gutshot his roommate with a .45, or a new alien from the next "Star Trek" film. Your pick
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Fish, Yemana, Wojo outraged as NYC proposes that cops stop doing their paperwork on typewriters and quit using phrases like "All right, Clancy - take the boys and surround the house"
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Sun February 22, 2015
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit Police Chief warns black youths not to fight with the cops: "Detroit's not a Ferguson" You hear that, Sarah Duchess of York? Even Detroit doesn't like you
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Thu February 19, 2015
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
If the cops find you drunk in a movie theater bathroom with an open bottle of whiskey and your personal items scattered across the floor, don't try arguing that what you're doing is not illegal
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(18)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jerry Lewis will play Nicolas Cage's father in a new film about two cops pulling off a heist entitled "No One Read the Script"
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(31)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pussy Riot releases first English language song to suggest that, hey, maybe American cops shouldn't be killing so many people
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(46)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know that scene in Fight Club where Ed Norton beats himself up and his boss is blamed? Well, it's like that, only in a police interrogation room, and the cops actually recorded it for once
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(54)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Forty pounds of meth found hidden in truckload of broccoli. Cops plan to destroy the noxious cargo once the meth is removed
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(75)
 
(Countercurrent News)
 
 
 
Two NJ cops indicted for being too stupid to turn their dashcam off before beating the crap out of man for driving while black
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(179)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Vitamins are good for you, but not if you keep them in powdered form in plastic bags for the cops to find
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Thu February 12, 2015
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
"If you're ever in Dubai and see flashing lights behind you, it's best to pull over. Trying to outrun the police's Bugatti Veyron might not be the best idea." With pics and the cops' need for speed video
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(60)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Eight people who has never been pulled over by a cop, nor any criminal law experience, get to decide how much power cops have over the rest of us. Scary tag late to the party due to driving under the speed limit with hands fully visible at all times
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(73)
 
(Bustle)
 
 
 
TV cops act to stop Gamergate threats. Brianna Wu wants real cops to do the same
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(1424)
 


Sun February 08, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Cops say that there is no evidence that Bruce Jenner was being chased by paparazzi when accident occurred
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(110)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(Birmingham Mail)
 
 
 
Here's what a 142-mph chase looks like, if you're the cops
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Sun February 01, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sending cops to the scene of a prescription pill theft before the theft isn't normal, but on prescription pills it is
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(10)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
Cops probably won't be sympathetic if you call 911 to complain about the security guards harassing you for shoplifting
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(16)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the "must have been skimming hauls" files - two arrested for trafficking pot when they called 911 to report that undercover cops were possibly following them
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(13)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Glad to see cops crack down on snow-shoveling kids, said no one ever
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(46)
 

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