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132 headlines found matching 'cops'
Sat July 12, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seattle marijuana shop has to close its doors because: A) it's raided by the cops, B) it doesn't comply with federal regulations, or C) they've run out of product
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Wed July 09, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Delaware dad busted for powdering his baby's tush after cops notice that the powder was inside sixteen small zip-lock bags
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(21)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia cops want to give a 17-year-old boy an erection so they can take pictures of it
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(258)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where every thread eventually becomes a food thread. Even sex threads. Especially sex threads
 
 
(Blackpool Gazette)
 
 
 
To you, it might just be spontaneous art unleashed in a spontaneous moment of late-night creativity, but to the cops watching you paint an ATM white at 2 a.m., it's always gonna be graffiti
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Wed July 02, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Serial sex attacker stalks Tulsa. Norman left wondering if it wasn't pretty enough
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(43)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you see an ad at a truck stop from a doctor who will give you a physical for $65 and she's even willing to pick you up in her Ford Tempo and take you to her home to perform the physical, she might not really be a doctor
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Thu June 26, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nyyyyyyyyet
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Wed June 25, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Cops reading your email, recess appointments, protesting abortion clinics, unions and your boss's religion are all on the chopping block today as we quickly come down to the final countdown for SCOTUS
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(82)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Cops investigating home-made firearm discover that it goes off when you pull the trigger
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(43)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You are a wealthy plastic surgeon who sees burglars exiting your house as you return home Do you: A) call your insurance company? B) Call the Cops? C) Engage in a high speed car chase with the burglars using your daughter as the wheelman?
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Sun June 22, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
"Emails Show Feds Asking Florida Cops to Deceive Judges." Well, color me shocked, SHOCKED, that such a thing could happen in such a fine state
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(94)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Hickory Daily Record)
 
 
 
Cops: No more bull than we deal with most days
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Wed June 18, 2014
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It's nice to know your hard earned tax dollars are paying for cops to film themselves lip-synching Katy Perry songs and uploading them to the internet. "See...we really are no different from anyone else"
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(47)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Guards at amusement park tell family that they cannot bring their knives into the park. Father and his four kids decide the rules don't apply to them, and proceed to beat up responding officers. Have fun in jail, dumbasses
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Tue June 17, 2014
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Before you start tossing water balloons off the sixth floor of a parking garage and some cyclists below you, first make sure they're not really undercover cops
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(38)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man tells cops he was "only joking" when he doused his wife with gasoline and tried to set her on fire, then threatened her with knives when he couldn't get a spark. Yeah, that's hilarious
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Mon June 16, 2014
(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed in accidentally alerting the cops to your illegal marijuana trade, Tweet, Tweet again
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(26)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Not news: Vandal sprays walls of police station with 'DUMB COPS' and 'KINGY BOYZ RULE' graffiti before fleeing on child's scooter. Fark: Suspect is 63 years old
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Most transparent administration in history advising local police to keep their spying secret
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(70)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
For cops, punching a hippie is like winning the lottery. The $120,000 a year for the rest of your life lottery
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(125)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Cops, blackface, a 'negro party,' bananas, photographs, Facebook. You know the rest
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Wed June 11, 2014
(WWL)
 
 
 
Cops wrongly arrest woman who has the same name as wanted suspect, extradite her to another state, imprison her, realize mistake a month later, let her go, then arrest her again for same reason, woman gets ready to sue, the Aristocrats
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(123)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"If a husband threatens to murder his wife with a gun, that's her problem, not the cops'." Was this from: A) Elliot Rodger's manifesto B) some MRA douche-blogger or C) "Reverend" Pat Robertson
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Mon June 09, 2014
(Enfield Independent)
 
 
 
Owner of Big Bluff club jailed after cops discover it was front for poker tournaments
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(26)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til cops catch you at a gas station after you burglarized a home and you just happen to be wearing the items you stole. Bonus: Was also wearing a stolen woman's swimsuit under his clothes
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(28)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man blindsided by cops while prowling outside Sandra Bullock's home
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(44)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Funny: Watching online sexual predators getting caught by cops when they go to meet underage kids. Terrifying: Online sexual predators retaliating when they go to meet underage kids
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Sun June 08, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games at the Swingers party until cops whip out their big 4 inchers and start waving them around
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Sat June 07, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema: Freebie and the Bean, 1974 - Two bickering cops (Arkin and Caan) need to bust a mobster while also protecting him from a hit. Trigger warning: 70s fashion
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Fri June 06, 2014
(WTSP)
 
 
 
♫ Who can chase the burglar? Hold him down for you. Keep him for the cops and take his knife away, too. The garbage man, the garbage man can ♪
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(23)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Should the cops ever find you standing in the road in the middle of the afternoon only wearing boxers, make sure you give them a better story than this guy did
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Wed June 04, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Nude neighbor caught pumping his hose in front yard, cops say
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Cops finally investigating sexual assault at Wrigleyville after realizing they probably needed to listen to everyone talking about it on social media
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(62)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
ACLU: We can haz ur surveillance records plz? Police: Um, I guess, sure. US Marshals: YOINK
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(84)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Catholic Church comes up with novel new defense by saying one of their Priests wasn't "on duty" when he molested young boys. Police across the country are shocked they didn't come up with this first as a way to cover their asses when cops screw up
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Mon June 02, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
12 year olds, dude
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Sat May 31, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian highway patrol finally taking the Mad Max route with their patrol vehicles. Let the carnage begin
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(65)
 
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Old and busted: cops break down your door in mistaken drug raid. New hotness: cops prying open your mouth after they see you take a Tylenol. Fark: they charge her with resisting arrest. And it's on camera
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(162)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bikers upset when cops park in bike lanes. Irate cyclist trifecta in play
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Who wouldn't want to see a pig in a blanket waking up to a cookie?
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Thu May 29, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Cops to take hard line on aroused participants in nude bike ride. SCHWINN (Not safe for work pics in link)
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(50)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There is a man breaking in to student's dorm rooms while they are sleeping at Boston College, wearing a Gator-style ski mask and waking his victims up by tickling their feet, who then gets away without stealing anything
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Wed May 28, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Officer returns to scene of car theft with: a) his gun drawn, b) his taser drawn, or c) a cake?
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(42)
 
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob the same store twice in one week, you should wear a mask. Especially if you work there (no clue how it's even possible to rob a Dunkin Donuts with all the cops in attendance)
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(22)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
NYC cops need help solving stabbing case. Fortunately, David Schwimmer is there for them
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Sat May 24, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Texas Judge indefinitely jails defendant until she apologizes for claiming that the cops who assaulted her sister actually assaulted her sister. This is not a repeat from every dictatorship ever
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(118)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not News: Mexican cartel threatens law enforcement. News: In Texas. Fark: They used a billboard
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(89)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Broncos defensive back T.J. Ward in the early running for NFL Walter Payton Man of the Ye ... BWHAHAHAHA, WHO AM I KIDDING? He gets into a fight in a strip club and the cops issue a warrant for his arrest
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Thu May 22, 2014
(Pottstown Mercury)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania cops may soon be able to search your car without a warrant. That's not all though, they may also have the authority to arrest you if you have a secret compartment in your car, even though nothing is in it
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(248)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After the guy who signs nearly everybody's paycheck in Eastern Ukraine came out against independence and sent his steelworkers to help out the cops; locals there have made it clear they've also had just about enough of the separatists
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(46)
 
(AOL Cars (UK))
 
 
 
A word of advice: if the cops stop you for suspected drunk driving, you can't get out of the breath test by repeatedly punching yourself in the face and running into doors at the police station. This guy tried, and that's the cops' story
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(25)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tennessee man arrested for attempting to have sex with ATM. Apparently he fantasized about coming into money
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(31)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
America's most professional police department reaches a new low
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(118)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(Star-Gazette)
 
 
 
Man takes LSD, trips too hard, takes off all his clothes, falls in a lake, goes for a jog, gets hit by a car, fights some cops, gets tasered, then arrested, and makes the front page of Fark. So a pretty interesting weekend
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(38)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Remember the good old days when the only organization tracking your cell phone calls was the NSA and not your local police department?
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(89)
 
(Portland Intelligencer)
 
 
 
Not news: guy calls paramedics for a medical crisis, asks them not to bring cops, and everything ends well. News: the news goes crazy
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(118)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(Newstalk KZRG)
 
 
 
Not news: Cops pull girl over for driving erratically down Route 66. News: Girl was 8 years old and grabbed wheel because mom had passed out behind the wheel
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're going to run a high-end vehicle chop shop, it's probably best not to taunt the cops with a set of 'S2OLUN' vanity plates on your Audi. Or you can be an idiot. Like this guy, for example
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(23)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Private security company helping cops patrol high crime area. What could possibly go wrong?
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(67)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Cops discover that Urban Dictionary is good for translating drug dealer's code, finally figure out what 4:20 means
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(39)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Cops fire "at least" 377 rounds. 2 unarmed men killed. 2 cops shot by fellow cops. Several businesses and nearby homes also hit. They "protected and served" the Hell outta that town tonight
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(354)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mom tells cops to lock up her 42-year-old son after he went on 'drunken rampage' and destroyed her house with a baseball bat. This is why Florida is in desperate need of basements
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(42)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
More cops have died due to illnesses contracted from 9/11's aftermath than cops who died in the attack
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(83)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you go in to rob a gas station, but then you have to end up working a shift?
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(71)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
A fully-operation marijuana lab concealed by a covered pool. Cheech and Chong should make a movie about this
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(64)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Getting stopped for driving drunk. New Hotness: Getting stopped for driving without ice cream
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(52)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Cops worried woman arrested in Kool-Aid caper may crash through prison walls to escape
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(26)
 
(Betabeat)
 
 
 
The police would like you to know that it's not OK to use Fund My iPhone to hunt down and beat strangers
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(67)
 


Mon May 05, 2014
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Vegas cops tell teenagers pre-marital sex leads to DEATH
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(81)
 
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Burglars "perfectly planned but poorly executed" crime goes wrong when they fail to consider they are robbing a store right next to a crowded beer garden. The sledgehammer they threw at the cops didn't help things either
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(21)
 


Sun May 04, 2014
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Using a bank's restroom to shoot-up heroin, then passing out, then waking up after the bank closed, then calling the cops to get out is no way to go through life, son
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(46)
 


Sat May 03, 2014
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
That cop who was arrested for putting repo man in choke hold? He was already on administrative leave and under investigation to see if he was mentally competent to be a cop. Also swears he didn't try to run and cops used excessive force
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(88)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Beverly Hills Cop reboot gets a 2016 release date, and it will be starring...Eddie Murphy?
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(48)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man wrecks SUV on bridge, crawls out window, jumps from bridge into neighborhood to get away from cops, forgets about passenger trapped in wreckage who's probably happy to talk to cops now
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(23)
 
(SILive)
 
 
 
NYC to 30,000 retired cops and firefighters: That $298 million that we deposited into your accounts last night? Yeah, about that
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(36)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Having solved all crimes, cops now decide to harass wheelchair bound vets and their service dogs outside the VA, preventing them from getting care, arresting them, charging for non-crimes and more
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(111)
 


Thu May 01, 2014
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Cops, Imma let you finish chasing me ... but first, Imma gonna drink these stolen beers
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(28)
 
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Woman who spread feces inside police interview room is caught brown handed
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(47)
 


Wed April 30, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Newly licensed driver tells cops after chase: I didn't think I had to stop
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(34)
 


Tue April 29, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The 9 people deciding whether cops need to get a warrant before thumbing trough your smartphone or whether they can just search it whenever they feel like it, are all too old to even know what a "selfie" is
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(74)
 


Sun April 27, 2014
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Angry parents call cops to arrest teenager for selling drugs at a book giveaway. Did I say selling drugs? I meant giving away books
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(142)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
On-duty cops in a squad car caught playing cards and smoking cigars by a reporter who will soon be found mysteriously dead in a ditch with 10 baggies of cocaine stuffed down his throat and a dozen kiddie porn pictures in his pockets
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(122)
 


Wed April 23, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Is that a loaded gun in your vagina or are you just not very happy to see me?
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(104)
 


Tue April 22, 2014
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
When questioned after his arrest for rape of 10-year-old, man explains, "I'm not the normal guy that everyone thinks I am"
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(51)
 


Mon April 21, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Do you hear that clanging sound? Those are the big brass balls on a sitting senator giving an unflattering inside look at DC politics
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(78)
 


Sun April 20, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
OK, I returned your dog and TV -- can we have a second date?
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(22)
 


Sat April 19, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Set up a Twitter account making fun of the mayor of Peoria, Illinois? Yeah, enjoy having the cops show up at your workplace and haul you in for interrogation
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(106)
 


Fri April 18, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
As the operator of an indoor pot grow-op, is your greatest fear a) nosy neighbors, b) cops, come and try to snatch your crops, or c) gangs of geeks with drones carrying infrared cameras?
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(45)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for running an unlicensed botox clinic out of her garage
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(36)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old girl gets surprise package from Amazon in the mail. Fark: It contains two boxes of condoms and Amazon won't tell her parents who the anonymous sender is, unless they get a a subpoena. Cops: It "might" be considered harassment
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(148)
 


Wed April 16, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret? Stealing credit card information
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(43)
 


Sun April 13, 2014
(WMBF Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
Cops say guy who drowned in Little River wasn't lonesome loser, but Canadian tourist
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(56)
 


Sat April 12, 2014
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
Student: "Bullies are attacking me". Principal: "You're just making stuff up with no proof". Student: "I have video that I secretly recorded of them bullying me". Principal: "I'm calling the cops to have you arrested for wiretapping"
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(229)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Driving in Oregon and want to flash your headlights to warn drivers of an upcoming speed trap? Judge: Not a problem
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(55)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian taxpayers find they can't write off haircuts, trips to Vegas or profits from pot that was seized and destroyed by cops
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(2)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Cops are not amused when your idea of a prank is hiding behind a tree in a ghillie suit with an air horn
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(63)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Go home officer, you're drunk. No, as a matter of fact, you tried to run over your fellow officers. You're arrested for leaving the scene of an accident, DWI, reckless driving and refusing to take a breath test
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(24)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Honestly officers, my car must be insured, I have a Meerkat toy at home and he gets stuffy if I'm not home at a certain time. He'll tell you about the insurance"
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(9)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(Dazed Digital)
 
 
 
New Rob Ford video game challenges you to smoke crack and avoid the cops in what may be the best Sim City-type expansion pack imaginable
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(5)
 


Sat April 05, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Drug smugglers forced to alter their methods of bringing in cocaine and marijuana after the mean old cops figured out all their smuggling routes
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(45)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Snitches get riches
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(20)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(WTFark)
 
 
 
WTFark quickly learning the difficulty of quoting Farkers with unbearably long user names. He's probably posting from El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reyna de Los Angeles de Porciúncula
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(359)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Fourth meal interrupted: Drunk driver passes out with half-eaten Taco Bell burrito in his hand. Cops rub him for three minutes to wake him up
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(27)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Masturbating yogi hurls dead animal at cop in national park. Boo-boo?
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(22)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
I know, I know...you've been worried that the growing acceptance of pot around the nation will lead to police agencies losing the ability to seize property in drug busts, auction it off, and buy themselves vacations and Dodge Vipers. Well, relax
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(93)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
73-year-old sets fire to neighbor's house because lesbians live there and he didn't think they were hot enough
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(120)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Man steals subwoofer off front porch. Anyone with information is asked to tweet cops
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
You and your 16-year-old bud are on vacation in Florida. Do you: A) go to Disney World, B) hit the malls, or C) stop by a Chinese massage parlor for a quick one only to get busted by the vice cops?
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Tue April 01, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Call the cops on your violent husband and they end up killing him? That's a suing. By the Deputy. Against your mother who wasn't even there (link replaced)
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Mon March 31, 2014
(KBOI2 Boise)
 
 
 
Bad Day? Waitress attacks customer after bad service complaint. Really bad day? Waitress threatens cops with butter knife
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(45)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
After a three month undercover investigation, cops bust up a property theft ring, a drug ring, and a woman reselling welfare shrimp out of her van
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Sun March 30, 2014
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Small explosive devices found on school playground. And if that wasn't disturbing enough, one of the devices was found inside a toy
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Sat March 29, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
So...about that Cartier bracelet you bought from that kiosk at the Boca Raton mall? Turns out it was such a great deal is because it wasn't a real Cartier bracelet. Oh, and that Chanel necklace is a fake too. How stupid are you?
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(Mid-Day (India))
 
 
 
Mumbai cops to test new patrol motorcycle equipped with siren, fire extinguisher, inverter/router box, walkie-talkie charger, night-vision cams, laptop and printer. Designer reveals he got idea from "Orange County Choppers"
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Fri March 28, 2014
(Adam Carolla)
 
 
 
Adam Carolla records live show with Marc Maron, Jimmy Kimmel and other KROQ folks, is releasing it online "Radiohead Style". All proceeds will be used to make patent trolls squeal like pigs
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
If you saw a man wearing a cape running down the street in Des Moines, Iowa yesterday he was not a caped crusader, just a man who was at a barber shop when cops tried to catch him. "He ditched the cape when it didn't help him fly"
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Thu March 27, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Whichever members of Fleetwood Mac are speaking to each other this month are planning a reunion tour
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(49)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Remember that UVA student who had her car swarmed by cops because she bought some water, and in her panic she grazed a couple of cops as she fled but the charges were dropped? Yeah, that's a payday that was just too tempting to give up
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Wed March 26, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Silly you, clowns ride tricycles, not naked grown men under the influence of cocaine
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(39)
 
(Sarnia Observer)
 
 
 
Not news: Cops do welfare check on a lady to only find her watching TV in her pajamas. News: She had been dead for over 6 months
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(67)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Some cops pose as girls to collect sex offenders, some to collect teen boys' selfies
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(40)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
"So how was your walk to college today?" "Some kids attacked us with bricks"
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(56)
 


Mon March 24, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Oops: Woman who tells cops she's not a fugitive who's been on the run for 18 years accidentally drops birth certificate proving she's totally a fugitive who's been on the run for 18 years
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(19)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"Look, kid, I'm sorry you broke your leg but I'm right in the middle of this level on Grand Theft Auto"
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(85)
 


Fri March 21, 2014
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
Los Angeles public defender is arrested after she kicked police officers, bit a nurse and drunkenly sang Rock Around The Clock, When she calmed down she told the cops, "I'm not worried anymore - give me some cocaine"
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(51)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Cops in Hawaii want to keep law that allows them to have sex with prostitutes. Well, duh
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(57)
 


Wed March 19, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cops: Mind if we use your hotel as a homeless shelter? We're not going to pay you though. Hotelier: Uh, yes, I do mind. Cops: Well, too bad
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(39)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Because the very reason you call a cab is because you've had too much to drink... which is why you want to party with this cabby
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Tue March 18, 2014
(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Cops: You are hereby charged with possession of a controlled dangerous substance, Mr. Madalone. Mr. Madalone?
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Mon March 17, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sugars found in tequila may protect against obesity, diabetes, give you ability to fly, dance, score like a warrior, make you immune to bullets, STDs, cops, bears, make your eyes fall out and wish you were dead. Is this great stuff or what?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The NYPD finds that when you stop violating people's civil rights, complaints against cops decline
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Sun March 16, 2014
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
The Cascadia Subduction Zone could one day create a new West Coast. In other news, a wig-wearing bald man with a pig-squealing assistant and blonde-haired girlfriend is preparing to buy up a ton of land
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