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53 headlines found matching 'convicts'
Wed July 09, 2014
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ray Nagin, former Mayor of New Orleans, enters the Louisiana Political Hall of Fame: Federal prison
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Thu June 26, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The latest use for a remote-controlled helicopter: Delivering drugs to a prison yard
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(17)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Egypt: Stop the presses
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(59)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: Now with more bacon!
 
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Sorry, Mom. I'll go to class now"
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Tue June 10, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Days before World Cup, Brazilian authorities show off prison cells where British fans will be allowed to stay free of charge
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(14)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
1300 people lose electricity when dog-training tunnel from women's prison gets caught in power lines. No part of this makes sense
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(iAfrica)
 
 
 
On the downside, you're going to prison. On the upside, the court formally acknowledged that you have a big penis
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(44)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Dinosaur trafficker gets three months in prison where he will regularly confront the one dinosaur he doesn't want to meet, lickalotofass
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Tue May 27, 2014
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Former correctional center employee armed with a rifle enters the public lobby of her former prison, gets denied entry as the facility gets placed on lockdown, shoots herself in the chin, and walks back out to the parking lot
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Sun May 25, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Those TSA full-body scanners designed to protect airports that were pulled out because people were too sensitive? They're now being used in prisons to ensure prisoners aren't possessing contraband
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Sat May 24, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
With the statute of limitations long past, man who bombed the Trans-Alaska Pipeline in 1978 brags about it. Feds happily point out that, although they can't put him in prison for the bombing, they can still charge him with lying to investigators
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Fri May 23, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
"Officer, please rescue me--I've locked myself in the women's prison"
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(DNA Info)
 
 
 
"Give me the money or I'll kill your wife and children in Egypt," police said. When the victim didn't budge, the robber then told him, "I'll cut myself, and you'll go to prison for it"
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Wed May 21, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
How does your state fare in terms of preventing debtors prisons? Trick question. You're pretty much screwed wherever you go
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"If Americans in prison, on parole or on probation counted as a city of their own, they would form the largest city in the United States after New York and they exceed the populations of Los Angeles and Chicago combined"
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Mon May 19, 2014
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
The bad news: Man gets sent to prison for illegally downloading movies. The good news: The prison has lots of illegally downloaded movies for him to watch
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Sun May 18, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Transgendered teen held in prison for months without charges for the crime of being different. Oh, and for assaulting 11 different people. But activists SWEAR it's about the transgender stuff
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Prisons still experimenting with capital punishment
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Fri May 16, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man learns there's no such thing as an anonymous online death threat after sending one to a prosecutor
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Sun May 11, 2014
(City of Portland)
 
 
 
Man who escaped from prison 7 days before he was to be released caught because his eyebrows were way too awesome for freedom
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Thu May 08, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Italian prisoners will get their sentences reduced by three days for every book they read while in jail
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
90-year-old man figures he has nothing to lose by working as a Mexican drug mule, forgets about the dying-in-prison thing
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cannibal cop becomes prison cook. In a completely unrelated story, this particular prison is no longer suffering from overcrowding problems
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Wed April 30, 2014
(Patch)
 
 
 
Not news: Man busted in California with 1000 pounds of coke. WTFark: an 89-year-old WW II vet
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(Time)
 
 
 
How not to make friends in jail: hire a hitman to kill the children you molested
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
"You are a prison guard, you are supposed to fix their drug problems, not enable them"
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(24)
 


Tue April 29, 2014
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Polygamous murderer wants to satisfy his multiple wives, but PA prison system bans conjugal visits. Bonus: He calls female guards' presence "cruel and unusual punishment" because it causes "emotional stress"
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Sun April 27, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Louisiana's Angola Prison Rodeo celebrates fifty years of helping inmates avoid going stir crazy
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Fri April 25, 2014
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
The private prison-builder who paid two PA juvenile court judges more than $2.1 million in bribes to sentence more than 4,000 kids to lengthy prison sentences is about to be sentenced himself, faces up to 14 whole months in jail for his crime
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Fri April 18, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Activists protest slave labor in Alabama. This is not a repeat from 1860
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Woman who stabbed her boyfriend to death rolls her eyes and laughs at the victims family. Judge shuts her down by sentencing her to life in prison and adds 'I hope you die in prison'. Tag is for the murderer
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Thu April 17, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
According to TX prosecutors, an inmate with an IQ of 51 who was granted a new trial in 1983 but was mistakenly never retried or released, deliberately hid himself in jail for the next 30 years just so he could claim a "speedy trial" violation
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So, what would happen if you were convicted of a crime and told to await instructions on when and where to report to prison, and then those instructions never came?
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Wed April 16, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
20 pot plants can still get you prison time equal to that of being convicted of killing someone while driving drunk
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Tue April 15, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British payday lender Wonga issues takedown notice to Twitizen who tweeted debtors-prison image to mock them, then backs down after Streisand Effect kicks in. "We accept that we were a little heavy-handed last week"
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Sat April 12, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Dutch prisons suffering from severe undercrowding and nation wonders where it can get more criminals
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Fri April 11, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Doctor gets five years in prison for waterboarding his daughter, which is weird because it's not even torture
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Pretty hard to say you won a jailyard fight when the followup news article includes the phrase "testicles partially detached"
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Thu April 10, 2014
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Inmate's ingenious plan to get revenge on prosecutor by kidnapping her father doesn't end quite like he imagined
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Cab driver repeatedly turns down smoking hot woman's sexual advances, so she gets him thrown in jail. Good News: He caught the whole thing on camera. Fark: Police didn't even bother looking at it until he sued (video is not safe for work)
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Tue April 01, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
TX Gov Perry tells the DOJ that complying with the standards of the 2003 Federal Prison Rape Prevention Act is just too expensive and besides stopping rape of children in prison infringes on "state's right's" so he isn't going to bother
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Murder a man in cold blood, 10 years. Sell heroin to puppies, 11 years. Laser a children's hospital helicopter, that will be 14 years of PMITA prison time
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Fri March 28, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Giant 7ft 2in man gets a 'get out of jail free' card because he's too big for prison beds. That and he might get picked on by small people
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Thu March 27, 2014
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
They came for 15 percent more of the death row inmates and I said nothing since I wasn't a death row inmate
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Wed March 26, 2014
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Only weeks into a 40 year sentence for his heinous UFIA of a minor, inmate dies of a seizure in the middle of the night. Of course he did
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Tue March 25, 2014
(KBOI2 Boise)
 
 
 
Obviously a rehabilitated man: One day after finishing 15-year prison term for robbing a shoe store, man takes a bus right from prison and robs the same shoe store once again
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Mon March 24, 2014
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
So, about that prisoner that you sent to Missouri from Kansas to face theft charges... Well the charges were dropped and we didn't think he had any charges to face back in Kansas, so we let him go. Yep, totally our bad
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Sat March 22, 2014
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
"Ghostbuster" gets 15 years in prison for exchanging ectoplasm with 15-year old Police Explorer
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Thu March 20, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Couple #2, where did your spouse say is the strangest place you've ever made whoopee? 'An Iranian prison cell'
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Wed March 19, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
NYC jail sending prisoners to the ovens
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Tue March 18, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Kevin Trudeau gets 10-year prison sentence "they" don't want you to know about
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Sun March 16, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
George Michael has given up his habit of smoking 25 ________ a day. Good for him
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Fri March 14, 2014
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
I'm actually supposed to be getting out of prison today
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