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Headlines matching 'convictions'
Tue February 07, 2012
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(The Brooklyn Paper) Strange Lost: One lightsaber stolen from Jedi in a Brooklyn bar known as a wretched hive of scum and villainy. Suspect is bearded, may have the death sentence on twelve systems  (brooklynpaper.com) (31)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Cincinnati Enquirer) Unlikely Convicted of stealing copper pipes from abandoned building, man offers plausible explanation: "I'm not saying it was ghosts, but...it was ghosts"  (news.cincinnati.com) (28)


Sat January 07, 2012
(Some Guy) Scary While Americans worry about the relationship status of the Kardashians, Congress is looking at a new way to strip Americans of their citizenship if they get all protest-y  (addictinginfo.org) (252)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Washington Post) Scary Driver to spend 20 years in jail for not being a Kennedy  (washingtonpost.com) (72)


Sat December 24, 2011
(LA Times) Dumbass Nine words you thought you would never see in the same headline  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (176)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Detroit News) Interesting Young NFL quarterback has led his team back from big deficits four times this year but you're not hearing much about him because he has good throwing mechanics and doesn't thank Jesus every other sentence  (detnews.com) (124)


Tue December 06, 2011
(STLToday) Fail The first clause in the first sentence of the article is a proper noun, the second clause is comedy gold, and the final clause is pure fail. Whew, it's been a while since Subby had to diagram a sentence  (stltoday.com) (51)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Mirror.co.uk) Interesting UK paper Daily MIrror opines that the US will likely hit Iran within two weeks with massive airstrikes. Then again, they also have a story titled "Two drivers still on road after eight drink-drive convictions EACH", so... let's see  (mirror.co.uk) (64)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Philly.com) Sick Sure, a few patients died. The important thing is that companies have free speech rights. Because they're people just like us  (philly.com) (64)


Sat October 29, 2011
(AZCentral) Spiffy Arizona drywall contractor faces jail time and $450k in fines for hiring illegal immigrants. Claims he is being unfairly singled out and was not the only Juan doing it  (azcentral.com) (184)

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