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Headlines matching 'convictions'
Sat March 13, 2010
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(KVAL.com) Dumbass Oregon Ducks starting QB suspended for entire 2010 season for burglary conviction. Which means he will likely be playing again by the end of the season, if history tells us anything. Fowl trifecta complete  (kval.com) (41)

Fri March 12, 2010
(Wired) Interesting TSA worker charged with attempting to insert logic bomb into government networks, marking the first time in history that the words "TSA worker" and "logic" have appeared together in a sentence  (wired.com) (20)
(NPR) Hero So much for state censorship: NPR contributor uses all 119 Tribune Media's banned words in one sentence  (npr.org) (76)

Thu March 11, 2010
(The Local (Sweden)) Interesting Suspect in Auschwitz sign theft to be extradited to Poland, where he will hopefully be able to work off his sentence somehow  (thelocal.se) (31)

Tue March 02, 2010
(design nerd) Obvious Drew "Internet Playboy" Curtis sums up iPad's influence on the web in one sentence  (netmag.co.uk) (7)

Mon March 01, 2010
(Seattle Times) Interesting NATO warship sinks pirate ship off Somalia. Article sinks nautical terms per sentence record  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (222)

Wed February 10, 2010
(TBO) Fail A Federal Appeals Court has ruled 90% of the internet is illegal  (www2.tbo.com) (382)

Wed December 30, 2009
(The Sun) Obvious Megan Fox named worst actress of 2009, still honored to have her name and "actress" in same sentence  T-Shirt  (thesun.co.uk) (52)

Thu December 17, 2009
(Yahoo) Interesting Computer hacker asks for a reduced sentence because he as Asperger Syndrome, but he'll have to convince the judge that a computer expert could be socially awkward, lack communication skills and be physically uncoordinated  (news.yahoo.com) (326)

Mon December 07, 2009
(Guardian.com) Video Little Boots covers Hot Chip on Tenori-On. This sentence makes no sense to you  (guardian.co.uk) (30)

Fri December 04, 2009
(Chicago Tribune) Silly The best two-sentence news story you will read today  (chicagobreakingnews.com) (66)

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