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Fri January 06, 2012
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(Some Grandmother)
Fark-ready headline: "Grandmother set up by pot-pedaling smurf"
(
wtsp.com
)
(17)
Thu December 29, 2011
Sandwich attack on police goes horribly wrong. No buns about it
(
blogs.tcpalm.com
)
(32)
Fri December 02, 2011
(Some Guy)
Woman on cocktail of prescription drugs plows through yard and injures man on riding mower (you'd hit it like you were pilled out behind the wheel mugshot)
(
limerick.patch.com
)
(51)
Thu November 17, 2011
Former Packer sentenced to six years in prison for painkiller possession. Guess he forgot to be a white quarterback
(
espn.go.com
)
(38)
It's bad to steal someone's pet goat. It's flat out wrong to then serve it at a barbecue
(
statesman.com
)
(86)
Sun November 06, 2011
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
(
beatcalls.com
)
(43)
Fri November 04, 2011
(Times Union)
"We care about this [roidraging crackhead]" That's why we tazed him to death
(
timesunion.com
)
(142)
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