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Sat March 13, 2010
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(NJ.com) Silly NJ town wants Mystery Knitter to apply for permit, clearly infringing on her constitutional right to keep and bear yarn  (nj.com) (43)

Tue March 02, 2010
(Sign On San Diego) Hero Teacher wins right to display God banners in his math class  (signonsandiego.com) (404)
(ACLU) Hero Sheriff Joe has finally run out of ways to deny female prisoners their constitutional rights, is put on notice by the ACLU  (aclu.org) (917)

Fri February 05, 2010
(Think Progress) Sick For the modern day GOP, not only is torture permissable, but its basically the only acceptable form of interrogation, and even the FBI is only as effective as Larry King unless they torture  (yglesias.thinkprogress.org) (113)

Thu February 04, 2010
(Some Guy) Interesting Senators (D & R) announce a bill that would block funding for Obama's proposal to try 9/11 co-conspirators in the US, instead to be tried in military tribunals at Gitmo  (motherjones.com) (117)
(AJC) Cool Georgia senate bans involuntary microchips implants. They're coming for your tin foil hats next  (ajc.com) (149)

Fri January 29, 2010
(Some Guy) Amusing Taking the next logical step in Corporate Personhood, the Murray Hill Corporation is running directly for congress  (murrayhillweb.com) (122)

Sun January 24, 2010
(NJ.com) Obvious Shockingly, prison officials don't like it when you fake-electrocute inmates using a scanning chair and cream soup  (nj.com) (65)

Fri January 22, 2010
(The Raw Story) Scary "You won't have any more senators from Kansas or Oregon, you'll have senators from Cheekies and Exxon. Maybe we'll have to wear corporate logos like Nascar drivers" said the Congressman  (rawstory.com) (466)

Wed January 20, 2010
(Game Politics) Asinine Apparently the TSA can now take files off your computers and cell phones and turn them over to "unknown third parties" without cause. Subby can think of 1984 reasons why this is bad  (gamepolitics.com) (441)

Sun January 17, 2010
(Daily Kos) Silly DKos: Is Redstate.com breaking the law by encouraging phone jamming in MA? Redstate.com: Whatever, Stalin  (dailykos.com) (161)

Fri January 15, 2010
(Yahoo) Obvious Witness testifies kids do fine with gay parents. They just crave more sausage  (news.yahoo.com) (147)

Mon January 04, 2010
(Courthouse News) Asinine Judge can't figure out why someone has a problem with his policy of randomly selecting people out of his courtroom and submitting them to an involuntary drug screening. "It's a routine policy of the court"  (courthousenews.com) (202)
(Boston Herald) Asinine Mom of nine children: "I was sterilized against my will"  (bostonherald.com) (803)

Sat January 02, 2010
(Examiner) Asinine Got concealed gun? Check. Got permit to carry said gun? Check. Got both taken away by cop after he saw your gun, pointed his weapon in your face, discounted your "facially valid" permit and left you alone in a high crime area? Check  (examiner.com) (579)

Sat December 12, 2009
(LA Times) Obvious Foes of California's gay-marriage ban lose federal appeal as 1st Amendment kicks the 14th Amendment in its shriveled balls yet again  (latimes.com) (463)

Mon December 07, 2009
(AJC) Unlikely ACORN does an internal investigation in the wake of the undercover videos, finds no "pattern of intentional, illegal conduct," only breathtaking incompetence and mismanagement  (ajc.com) (76)

Mon November 30, 2009
(LA Times) Interesting Judge Andrew Napolitano writes that, without a formal declaration of war, military tribunals for Gitmo detainees are unconstitutional  (latimes.com) (274)

Tue November 24, 2009
(My Fox DC) Stupid Hanging out on the corner and acting like an ass finally pays off  (myfoxdc.com) (41)

Mon November 23, 2009
(Some Guy) Florida School board won't allow students to wear anti-Islam t-shirts. ACLU vows legal jihad on their behalf  (wptv.com) (168)

Fri November 20, 2009
(Politico) Dumbass Rep Louie Gohmert (P-yle) warns that terrorists will strike NYC if the terror trials are held there. Then, just in case the terrorists are having trouble coming up with ideas on their own; helpfully provides them with a list of targets  (politico.com) (89)

Thu November 19, 2009
(NPR) Dumbass Erik Holder, the nations lead attorney is a little unclear on the usage of the Miranda warning which has been in use since 1966  (npr.org) (580)
(Some Guy) Spiffy "As they say on Fark, you're doing it wrong"  (411mania.com) (0)

Wed November 18, 2009
(Toronto Sun) Stupid Raw milk producer waits for ruling. Hopes for bovine intervention  T-Shirt  (torontosun.com) (178)

Tue November 17, 2009
(CNSNews) Interesting You might want to take cover or put on a Poncho. Obama's Judicial Nominee David Hamilton began his career as a fundraiser for the ACORN and sided with a Porn store over religion as a federal district court judge  (cnsnews.com) (278)

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