It's Not News It's Fark.com
Real news. Real funny
Log In
|
Sign Up »
Login
Password
Forgot password?
X
Fark
TotalFark
my
Fark
About/FArQ
Contests
Store
Contact Us
Mobile
Search:
Password
Login
Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience.
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Main
Sports
Business
Geek
Entertainment
Politics
Video
Headlines matching 'constitutional rights'
Tue February 07, 2012
Source
Fark Headline
Comments
Proposition 8 goes down
(
washingtonpost.com
)
(1168)
Sun January 29, 2012
Candidate who was barred from running because she doesn't speak English proficiently vows appeal. At least that's what they think she said, not really sure
(
news.yahoo.com
)
(227)
Thu January 12, 2012
US 10th Circuit Court of Appeals rules that Oklahoma's ban on Sharia law is unconstitutional, then promptly gives the plaintiff the secret Muslim high-five and yells "all hail the coming Caliphate" before ululating wildly
(
news.yahoo.com
)
(122)
Wed January 04, 2012
CA judge rules that ramming someone with a shopping cart is protected political speech, so long as the person you are ramming is saying something you object to
(
news.yahoo.com
)
(172)
Tue December 13, 2011
Fiscal conservative™ and small government Governor of South Dakota looking to borrow another $1 million to defend their unconstitutional anti-abortion law in court
(
thinkprogress.org
)
(147)
Sun December 04, 2011
(Some Guy)
10 year veteran of pizza deliveries petitions Congress for a minimum pay rate of $20 hour. Bonus: He points out no one has a Constitutional right to pizza delivery and no tip? Then you need to buy frozen pizza at the supermarket
(
petitiononline.com
)
(250)
Wed October 26, 2011
PETA: Because killer whales at SeaWorld are slaves, that magically makes them protected under the 13th amendment. Wait, what?
(
msnbc.msn.com
)
(118)
Displayed
7
of about
1005
links -- join
TotalFark
to see them all
Submit a Link »
Like Fark!
+1 Fark!
Follow @fark on Twitter
Fark via RSS
Top Links
Top Comments
Top Submitters
Press/Publicity
Headlines of the Week
All Latest
Fark Forum
Link Voting
Sports Forum
Fark Blogs
Geek Forum
Fark Book
Entertainment Forum
Fark Travel Guide
Politics Forum
Fark Parties
Fark Party Forum
Fark Chat
Photoshop Forum
PS/Photo Browser
Farktography Forum
Fark Quiz
From the
Fark Shop
:
Ultraf***CARRIER LOST***
Nintendo Controller Wallet
Yodelling Pickle
Germ-A-Phobe - Hand Sanitizer
More from the
Fark Shop
»
Stories from our partner sites:
10 Child Stars Who Became Broken Adults
10 Mistakes Everyone Should Make Befo...
25 Brutal Historical Methods of Execu...
Conan's Vocabulary vs Jennifer Garner...
More news at Scribol »
If Famous Websites Had Real-World Loc...
5 Great Song to Movie Adaptations (Ho...
7 Theories on Time That Would Make Do...
When Making Fun of Strangers Goes Hor...
More news at Cracked »
Whitney Houston Dead at 48
Top 10 Trashiest Spring Break Cities
Breitbart: I Have 'College Days' Obam...
Angry Dad Shoots Daughter's Laptop
More news at Newser »
Legendary Singer Whitney Houston, 48,...
Alleged Drunk Driver Crashes Into Chu...
Driver Killed Driving Wrong Way on 55...
Police Chase Man to Barstow After Sex...
More news at KTLA »