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Thu December 14, 2017
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(WAMU American University)
 
 
 
Not news: It is a misdemeanor to curse in public in Virginia. News: State Delegate Michael Webert (R) is pushing to have the law stricken. Fark: He's from Fauquier county, so it's important to his constituents. Fark filters neutral on the subject
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
'Tis the season to adopt a giant constrictor
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(Verified Politics)
 
 
 
The unconstitutional turtle who unconstitutionalized a Supreme is now ready to unconstitutionalize a senator-elect
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Wed December 13, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The BBC covers the CIA's guide for office warfare. Now, you too can be a saboteur though inefficiency, complaining, and potentially hiding behind the copy machine with a makeshift garrote constructed from office supplies
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Tue December 12, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, over many a--" *TAP TAP TAP* "Farking stop that, you farking bird, I'm trying to work here." This is your Fark Writer's Thread, constantly interrupted edition
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump PAC has 12-year-old girl meet with Roy Moore. Wait, wait, that could be misconstrued. It was a sit-down with Roy Moore. Wait, it was an-hold up, I have a knock on the door
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Sat December 09, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The Navy found who was responsible for cutting up and leaving racial slurs on a sailor's bunk. Hint: It wasn't a construction worker or cop
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Fri December 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Manafort's lawyers argue he has a right to violate the gag order he agreed to in order to avoid pretrial detention. When asked why he agreed to the gag order if he felt it was unconstitutional, they whirled, whirled, WHIRLED towards freedom
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Wed December 06, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Parliament: "So, before you kicked off the biggest constitutional change since the English Civil War, you ran the numbers to see what life'd be like after?" Conservatives: "Yeah... nope. We didn't bother"
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
The constitution is a wonderful evolving document that has improved in many ways. For example, it was possible for a president to obstruct justice in 1999, it is now impossible for that to happen
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan almost stripped the House Appropriations committee chairmanship from a Congressman for daring to represent the views of his constituents
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New firm aims to disrupt the scaffolding industry, makes hip-looking "urban umbrellas" that protect pedestrians passing by construction sites and are safer than traditional sheds
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Sat December 02, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
New York City Council orders halt to construction of the Ed Jones Tower
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Tue November 28, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If you lost your boa constrictor near your Seattle bathroom, the Pacific Northwest Herpetological Society has it
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Look every Canadian likes tipping back a few beers to watch the Grey Cup. But if you plan on stealing a truck do it after you go to the bar
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Wed November 22, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Did no one notice the design before it was constructed?
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Sat November 18, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump and the GOP have gone beyond alternative facts. They're constructing an alternate reality
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Transgender politician Danica Roem, when asked to comment on her defeated homophobic anti-trans opponent: "I don't attack my constituents. Bob is my constituent now." How nice. What's Bob have to say about that? Look, he's written a lett...oh lawd
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Thu November 16, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The IRS is moving Trump's tax returns to newly-constructed safe
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Tue November 14, 2017
(YouTube)
 
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Cards Against Humanity goes Ken Burns on Donald Trump for the holidays, and even bought some land on the border to snag up alleged wall construction. Most Farkers will donate just for the "Stop Saying Pickle Rick" sign
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Russia has an agent in the White House. His name is Donald Trump. This is the United States of America and those in a position to utilize safeguards in place such as the 25th or Impeachment are not defending the constitution and it's disgusting"
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Sat November 11, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian Government loses another Member of Parliament on a technicality as the World's Lamest Constitutional Crisis s-l-o-w-l-y continues
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Nevada Highway Patrol to close Route 160 this weekend due to: A) road construction. B) median repair. C) world speed record attempt by a Koenigsegg
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this new construction
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If the GOP can flip three (3) state house seats thus turning one more state legislature red, they can (and will) call for a constitutional convention. It appears they have selected their three target seats and are working on recalls right now
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Tue October 31, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump stomps around White House like a cheeto-Godzilla wondering how come his constant lying hasn't solved all his problems
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Mon October 30, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Construction workers are most at risk of suicide, according to the CDC. Lobbyists for the Assistant Crack Whore union have not yet commented on this story
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Sun October 29, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Your kid is better off with the razor blade in their Halloween candy this year. Holy crap
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Democratic National Committee chairman Tom Perez tells law school audience that "the Electoral College is not a creation of the Constitution." Then he bites the head off a bat
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Boa constrictor found in hotel bed, found before it could do what is described in that Shel Silverstein poem
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Tue October 24, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The president just made his own additions to the constitution
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Sat October 21, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's about time someone restored respect for constitutional limits. Thanks, Trump
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Fri October 20, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
You can add "Tax law" to "Constitutional law" and "Civil Procedure" on the list of subjects which former Chief Justice Roy Moore is ignorant of, as he failed to report $500K in back pay from the legal "Charity" he founded that paid him $180K a year
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Thu October 12, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Even the GOP is starting to question whether President Trump is truly honoring his oath of office to defend and protect the Constitution. Or has read the Constitution. Or can read
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
In news that I'm certain drooling gun fetishists will accept calmly and rationally, 9th Circuit Court rules that there's no constitutional right to sell firearms
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Here are a few things you may not know about boa constrictors
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
George Constanza resigns as Atlanta Braves GM
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Fri September 29, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
At least using NFL stadiums as FEMA death camps will save on construction costs
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Playboy bunnies talk about Hef's up and down life which we can safely assume refers to his constant erections and orgasms
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Elon looks to 2024 for first Mars mission, assuming the construction of his secret solar-powered volcanic island underground lair continues on schedule. But if the wooly avian raptors get out of their cryo-stasis fields again, all bets are off
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Thu September 28, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"GOP faces charges of hypocrisy with Kushner emails" Quick, footman, have the maid-of-all-work fetch my fainting couch and smelling salts, I do fear my constitution is not the equal of this most shocking and unforeseen development
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
So NYC's MTA spent $100m constructing new pylons, and when asked what they were for, the Zerglings could only answer "No kekekekecomment"
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Wed September 27, 2017
(10 News)
 
 
 
Contractors temporarily stop building prototype walls along the Mexican border because a construction worker fell down a 40 foot shaft
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Fri September 22, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
New Orleans "witch" claims she can cure cancer with demonic pacts. John Constantine scoffs, lights up another cigarette (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Calcutta Telegraph (India))
 
 
 
After 40 years of planning and construction, your new canal project is finally at the eve of opening. What could possibly go wrong?
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Wed September 20, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
An Iowa woman has gone all the way to the state Supreme Court by arguing that the speeding ticket she was issued after being caught speeding by a camera violated her constitutional rights because police can't delegate their police powers
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Google Fiber's Atlanta rollout is experiencing some constipation
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Mon September 18, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
After getting buzzed by North Korean missiles Japan's prime minister is looking to quickly rewrite their pacifist Constitution
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
WA father claims that he accidentally shot his son repeatedly with flaming balls from a "fireworks gun" in a "safety lesson" that went accidentally awry. His 6-year-old son tells a different, more believable, and frankly better-constructed story
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Caption these construction workers
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Fri September 15, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Well, it's no wonder, what with Ryan constantly asking him if he even lifts, and McConnell nattering on about how tasty lettuce is
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Mon September 11, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remember when the Trump Organization promised not to do business with foreign companies while Trump was President? Damn, they were hoping you'd forgotten that as they hire a Chinese state-owned construction company to do work on their Dubai golf club
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Want to see the skeletal reconstruction of a 2,000 lb giant sloth? Wait for it... wait for it... wait for it... wait for it
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
How IT all connects and other Easter eggs known by the constant reader
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Penn State University)
 
 
 
DACA is constitutional
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
The right to organize at work deserves constitutional protection
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Sat September 02, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
U.S. judge rules Colorado sex offender registry unconstitutional because the public uses registries to enact additional punishment after the offenders' sentences end
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Trust the Chinese and their construction knowhow, riding on their planned 4,000 km/h 'flying train' will not be dangerous at all. *rolls eyes*
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(The Federalist Papers)
 
 
 
Obama's Presidential Library construction is requiring that at least 35% of the contracts to go minority-owned, local businesses. Of course, according to the fine people at the Federalist, this is blatant discrimination against white people
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Thu August 31, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Tillerson has gratefully accepted Mexico's offer of food, boats and supplies to help cope with the disaster in Houston. For its part, Mexico has promised not to spray paint "Construir una pared fuera de esto, perras" on the aid
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Fri August 25, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Top aide to a NY state lawmaker is e-mailing constituents links to stories that claim Charlottesville victim Heather Heyer was killed by a Clinton supporter in a Soros-funded false flag operation. Fark: A DEMOCRATIC lawmaker who's an Orthodox Jew
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Mon August 21, 2017
(Take Care)
 
 
 
Protesting with assault rifles is only constitutionally protected if consensual public sex is protected
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Thieves steal ATM using forklift. "Police now believe that these criminals might have some ties to the construction industry." That's some fine police work there, Lou
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Meet the first-ever 3D printer that can do construction in the vacuum of space
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Sat August 19, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Army Corps of Engineers to federal Judge: Yeah, I know you said we need to re-do our environmental assessment of the Dakota Access Pipeline, but you should let construction continue while we do it, because we're just gonna say the same thing again
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