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84 headlines found matching 'const'
Wed July 23, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Politico)
 
 
 
House Republicans finally catch up to Democrats technologically, end up sending dick pics to all their constituents
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Tue July 22, 2014
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Up to 75% of Newark police department stops are unconstitutional, so DOJ wants to "monitor" them. Newark PD officers, when asked for comment, were unable to provide any due to ongoing fits of laughter
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you release an animal into the wild, make sure it's in a place where it can find prey. Unless, of course it's a boa constrictor and you put it in a playground, that's just not cool
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Mon July 21, 2014
(Fortune)
 
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Reusing needles, syringes, saline solution, and vials of pain medication at a West Virginia clinic is called a "possible unsafe practice." It's unknown what would constitute a "definite unsafe practice"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Conservatives, Liberals, the elderly, the young, minorities, Caucasians--basically, everyone but Joe Arpaio--is sick and tired of Arizona's constant Citizen Checkpoints
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Wed July 16, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For California death row inmates we have good news and bad news. The good news is that the death penalty in California has been found unconstitutional. The bad news is it's because they aren't executing you quick enough
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Sun July 13, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
NBC has cast a replacement female lead in Constantine just three months before the show airs. These last minute changes are enough to drive a man to smoke
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Fri July 11, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Judge rules Florida unconstitutional
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Tue July 08, 2014
(WTFark)
 
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iFAP: New Device Lets You Have Actual Sex With Your Tablet. So Yes, There's An App For *That* Now Too.
 
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Treasure trove of fossils unearthed at a Silicon Valley construction site. Finds reported include 8-bit graphics processors, 64k memory chips, and COBOL and FORTRAN programmers
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Mon July 07, 2014
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Having to constantly tell people that whatever the current crisis du jour is isn't Obama's Katrina is Obama's Katrina
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Fri July 04, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Voice actor deconstructs Porky Pig's famous stammer and explains how to perfectly mimic it. That's all folks
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Wed July 02, 2014
(MSN)
 
 
 
Here's a story you'll never see in the mainstream Western media: Ever since 2004 China has outlawed the construction of new golf courses and is currently bulldozing rogue operations
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Tue July 01, 2014
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why your two year old won't stop talking, can't sit still, won't go to sleep, and constantly scratches herself? It's not science, it's grandma down from Oregon with her meth infused tea
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(21)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Primitive Earthlings' best construction was no match for a creature with acid for blood
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(29)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
NBC refuses to allow John Constantine: Hellblazer to do the one thing his character is most known for
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Fri June 27, 2014
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Some parents can't wait until their kids are old enough to mow the lawn. Others look forward to the day their young kids can help them steal supplies from a construction site
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(National Review)
 
 
 
For the 13th time since 2012, the Supreme Court has unanimously ruled against the Obama administration. Maybe they should think about hiring a former constitutional law professor as a consultant or something
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Cool: Buddhist temple constructed out of Lego. Awesome: Self-assembles itself inside of a giant Lego pop-up book. Bonus: With instructions
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Tue June 24, 2014
(Komo)
 
 
 
The no-fly list is unconstitutional, says a judge who will be enjoying a lifetime of TSA patdowns
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
One in five women refuses to participate in physical activity because of: A) high blood pressure. B) time constraints. or C) breasts
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Obama has destroyed America so thoroughly that California lawmakers propose the first Constitutional Convention since 1787
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Mon June 23, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Relationship expert who has been happily married 25 years offers advice to make long-term relationships work, and it's slightly more constructive than your strategy of 'marry someone you hate and buy them a house'
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Fri June 20, 2014
(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Psychiatrists decide to help paranoid schizophrenics by constantly monitoring their movements and conversations every second of the day
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Wed June 18, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
1km-tall skyscraper set for construction in China - looks like Disney World on steroids
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Tue June 17, 2014
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Judge says there is no constitutional right to cold beer
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Mon June 16, 2014
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Construction sign warning "Smurf Crossing Ahead" may have been hacked. Well, duh. Everyone knows Smurfs don't cross the road, they're burrowers
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Tue June 10, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Overall, it's a great neighborhood, but the boa constrictor on the loose has some people concerned for their safety"
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Fri June 06, 2014
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Sovereign citizen demonstrates knowledge of Constitution, manners, marksmanship. Fortunately 0 for 3
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Thu June 05, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Law professor: "If money is speech, outlawing prostitution is unconstitutional." Subby wishes to subscribe to professor's newsletter
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Tue June 03, 2014
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Obama is proceeding apace to consummate his wholesale destruction, er, fundamental transformation of America, and adding insult to injury, he's doing it outside the scope of his constitutional authority
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Mon June 02, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
The newest US Ambassador to Switzerland and Liechtenstein shows that the Constitution is more than just a piece of paper
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
In news that will definitely not be misconstrued by conspiracy websites, NASA and US Navy plan to test saucer-shaped Martian vehicle on Tuesday
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Sat May 31, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago residents upset the city's constant gun violence has lead to the nickname of "Chiraq." They hope to combat this nickname by: A) pushing for tougher gun laws; B) calling for increased police presence; C) wearing t-shirts
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Thu May 29, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
A mere 4 years later, the GOP has come up with an alternative to "Obamacare." Of course part of was recently ruled unconstitutional, and the other part has been proven to be more expensive and less effective than the ACA, but still, it's SOMETHING
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Seattle Police officers sue the City of Seattle and the U.S. Department of Justice for their Constitutionally-protected right to beat the living crap out of anyone they want to
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Wed May 28, 2014
(The Republic)
 
 
 
Police shoot and wound half-naked man armed with saw and screwdriver before he can go on a rampage of poorly constructed carpentry
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Who needs the birthers when we have Barack Obama himself? His recent statement about the role of the U.S. Senate proves that he is a self-declared enemy of the United States Constitution and of its checks and balances on federal power
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Tue May 27, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Republican hero Joe the Plumber on the USCB mass killing: "Your dead kids don't trump my constitutional rights"
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(National Review)
 
 
 
The Case Against Reparations: "The purpose of a debate on a reparations bill... is not so much to construct a program of economic compensation as it is to have another verse of that Democratic hymn, an honest conversation about race"
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Thu May 22, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Thai fighters take over the government. Death Star construction still behind schedule
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Wed May 21, 2014
(White House)
 
 
 
Can't afford trip to Washington, DC to see the White House? Here's your chance to take interactive tour where Obama rules America with dictorial proclamations, unconstitutional orders
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Tue May 20, 2014
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Morrissey streams new song "Istanbul." Not Constantinople
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Sat May 17, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Create a new constellation in the night sky
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Fri May 16, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Lawyer defending VA gay marriage ban: "Pocahontas married John Rolfe, therefore restricting marriage to male-female couples is constitutional"
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Christian brothers who want to limit the civil rights of gays have once again had their own rights violated as a private bank unconstitutionally decides to take its business elsewhere
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Wed May 14, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Well, it's been 2 whole days since the Washington Monument's grand re-opening after 3 years of reconstruction following the earthquake, so you know what it's time for, right? ELEVATOR BREAKDOWN, WOO-HOO
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Federal judge rules that Idaho's ban on gay marriage is unconstitutional. Idaho's governor, whose name coincidentally happens to be "Butch," vows appeal, while Idaho's entire openly gay population both celebrate ruling
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Tue May 13, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
FBI uses autistic hacker as cooperating witness to nail members of Anonymous. They also decided not to prosecute after the man's constant invocation of one Judge Wapner
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Fri May 09, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Why Fark in Saudi Arabia wouldn't be such a good idea: Drew would be constantly caned, and half of Farkers would be labeled as terrorists
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Wed May 07, 2014
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ship under construction
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 21-year-old construction worker wins beauty pagaent, is crowned Miss Birmingham, plans to keep her day job: "I really love construction and I want more girls to get into it" (w/pics)
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Tue May 06, 2014
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Clarence Thomas: 'State gun bans are clearly constitutional'
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Mon May 05, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
The Constitution is impossible to amend, so we should amend the Constitution to make it possible to amend the Constitution
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginians: OMG WHY IS ROUTE 66 SO CROWDED WHY DOESN'T SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING?? Virginia: OK, we hear you. We're starting a major construction project to widen the highway. Virginians: OMG WHY IS THE 66 CONSTRUCTION SO LOUD??
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Feeling constipated and sexy at the same time? There could be a pill for that
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Sat May 03, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Typical: NC GOP candidate supports state constitutional ban on gay marriage. Fark: but he used to be a drag queen. WTFark: refuses to say if he's "ex-gay" or still gay, but apologizes for "embarrassing" former job
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Mon April 28, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Traffic stopped in Spain because of: a) an accident, b) construction, or c) a biker lost his false teeth and was looking for them
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Sat April 26, 2014
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Handing out copies of the U.S. Constitution to fellow students at the University of Hawaii? The '60s are over man, you better get your ass over to the Free Speech zone
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(258)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'We have constructed Denmark online in Minecraft, so that young people can plant their own forests, establish a lake, riding school, biogas plant, wind turbine, and so on, The imagination is the only the limit'
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Fri April 25, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
The tech giants that constantly biatch about a shortage of talent have been colluding to keep wages from rising to a level which might attract new talent
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(168)
 


Thu April 24, 2014
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
If you're looking to shake up your typical dining experience, you should go to this restaurant in Spain where there's constantly the equivalent of a 7.8 earthquake moving things around
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Wed April 23, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
George Will: See, Obamacare is unconstitutional because the Supreme Court decided it was constitutional, right? See, so your hair is a bird, your argument is invalid, and that automatically makes Sarah Palin President, okay?
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Tue April 22, 2014
(Hurriyet Daily News)
 
 
 
Prime Minister of Turkey sues the Turkish Republic and demands compensation. Because the Constitutional Court ruled one of his bans illegal. Domestic remedies not exhausted, making his application to sue his own government...illegal
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Fri April 18, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
SCOTUS admits, sadly, that they're probably gonna have to decide just how constitutional your right to privacy really is
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(109)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco's latest outrage: Condo owners who are constantly renting out their units to a revolving door of tourists. "We've heard of cases where people get off the elevator and ask 'Where's the bellhop?' "
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Thu April 17, 2014
(Ozarks First)
 
 
 
Mayor who "kind of agreed" with white supremacist that murdered three people in Kansas City finds out his constituents "kind of agree" that he should resign or be impeached
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Check out this US map showing the constellation of city lights and the highways that connect them
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Fri April 11, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You're promoting your new Easter Bunny pizza, so naturally you C) construct a billboard made of dead rabbit fur
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(12)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(Future Structure)
 
 
 
Wind farm to be constructed using only an Allen wrench and incomprehensibly vague instructions
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(29)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former senator says the American people, not the federal government, ended slavery. Other than the Constitution, Army and president, he's basically right
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(156)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(Rappler)
 
 
 
Philippine Senator wants to amend Constitution to prevent idiots from running for president. "I also want cleansing in the Senate if only it were possible because they are really non-educable"
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Fri April 04, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Techni-Quarks" may lurk inside the Higgs-Boson particle, running a holosuite and staying one step ahead of the crusty old shapeshifting constable
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(33)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
How to deal with coworkers who constantly steal your lunch from the fridge (that doesn't involve justified homicide)
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(272)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Not news: City tractor at construction site left with keys in it; News: Man finds said tractor and takes it on a joy ride through downtown; Fark: And picks up two women for the ride
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(26)
 
(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
US Supreme Court: The Constitution created a plutocracy, duh
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Tue April 01, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
He described it as "a Pre-Constitutionalist Community that offers those who seek True patriotism and are looking for absolute Freedom by doing the Will of God"
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(96)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
President urgently calls for same-sex marriage ban on Constitutional grounds
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(83)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Cosmic" bakery fights construction of cell-phone tower. Says radio waves will disturb the subtle forces involved in making its bread
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(31)
 


Mon March 31, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada's Liberal Party leader regrets dropping F-bomb due to: a) Condemnation from opposing political parties, b) Condemnation from his constituents, or c) a stern talking to from his wife
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Fri March 28, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mind-blowing experiment reconstructs the faces people are looking at from their scans of their brains
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(36)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The US states that constantly insist "we need a smaller government, stop wasteful spending" always forget to mention "unless it is for us"
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(58)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Anonymous confessions show how celebrities have changed or saved people's lives. Subby would like to take this opportunity to admit how Rebecca Black constantly inspires him to wake up in the morning, be fresh, go downstairs, have his bowl and cereal
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Wed March 26, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Having run out of actual news to distort, Fox News does a "Constitutional Madness" segment where they invent 64 "constitutional violations" by Obama and set up a bracket to see which one is worse (hint:"Benghazi" is a bracket buster)
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(146)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
"Parents have the constitutional right to parent their children. I am not an uneducated woman" says woman to lawmakers intent on restricting immunization 'opt outs'. Right to choose vs herd immunity in CO. This will be a rational debate
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