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79 headlines found matching 'const'
Fri May 27, 2016
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Las Vegas Raiders domed stadium construction will now cost $1.6 billion after advocates realize they forgot to account for cost of buying land. "Clark County Commission Chairman Steve Sisolak said he liked the idea of putting people to work"
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Tim Eyman, with half of his ego-centric initiatives declared unconstitutional in the State of Washington, is going back to the voters. A true tax patriot indeed
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Mon May 23, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Appeals Court throws out a $1.3 billion penalty against Bank of America's Countrywide mortgage subsidiary finding there is no evidence that its "Hustle" program constituted intentional fraud, ya know, other than ITS VERY NAME
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Why flight ticket prices are constantly changing. Summary: Yes, it's gouging
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Government employees spend their wedding night copying the Chinese constitution, totally not staged event of course
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(WHSV Harrisonburg)
 
 
 
Deputy County Administrator Stephen King investigates unmarked graves found at construction site
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Tesla exploits tourist visas to hire factory construction workers for $5/hr
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Leaving the safe confines of suburbia, I ventured downtown and encountered a swath of homelessness on every corner and under every awning. Give me suburbia and its dull, homogenized safety. Urban life isn't for me, if it means constant harassment
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Wed May 11, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Volunteers battle to save baby whale stranded on Spanish beach, fighting heat, tides and constant "I'm an American Citizen" complaints
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
George Klingenschmitt tries to justify discrimination against atheists because Christianity is a great and good thing whereas atheism is terrible. After he finished ripping up the constitution, he then urinated on it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You can now cure your migraines by letting science taser your brain constantly
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
There's a multi-billion dollar robotic ghost town under construction in New Mexico where autonomous schools, cars and buildings will be the only residents
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Fri May 06, 2016
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
The FBI gave surveillance equipment to local police only if they agreed to use parallel construction so the courts never learned about it
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
China shows first footage of construction on disputed island, featuring Ginger's new dance troupe
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Wed May 04, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Low oil prices force construction company Saudi Binladin Group to lay off 50,000 workers. Next up - addressing their public relations issue stemming from the fact their business contains the name "Binladin"
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
What Canada considers worthy of a constitutional crisis: 14 cases of beer
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Tue April 26, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Reconstructed Medieval song performed for the first time in 1000 years. Behold the Middle Ages unplugged
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Sat April 23, 2016
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Massive fire at apartment complex under construction outside Phoenix
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Wed April 20, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Why's the road blocked ahead? Construction? No... Funeral procession? No... Gigantic rocket that landed last week on a barge and is headed back to the Cape for testing and re-launch? Yeah, that one
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
When you give your 6-year-old snowflake some colored construction paper, the result is usually a mess. When you do the same to a wasp that builds its nests out of paper, you get art works
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Sun April 17, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Two companies fight over construction contract. Employees attack each other wielding A: Shovels, B: Pieces of rebar or D: Front end loaders
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Sat April 16, 2016
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
The Branch Dildonian road show headed to Las Vegas, featuring refusals to enter pleas, offering a pocket constitution to the prosecutors, and Ammon's Oregon lawyer getting thrown out of court for using a cell phone
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Fri April 15, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Chinese military de-constructs Zootopia to reveal a hidden Western threat
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There's cautious optimism, and then there's "we've already constructed a celebration room"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
North Koreans who labored abroad in cold Siberian logging camps, or doing construction in the desert for 16 hours a day, explain that they put up with those working conditions because, compared to back home, they are the LUCKY ones
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Army Corps of Engineers, our national mapmaker, recommends against construction of federal building in St. Clair County, Illinois because of problems in St. Clair County, Missouri and St. Clair County, Michigan
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Weapons manufacturers are angry at the chief Pentagon bean counter who is constantly calling out phony cost claims. He learned all the tricks working 20+ years at Raytheon
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Gay policemen used to hide in the shadows, now they are out and proud. No word on if any of them is a member of a disco-era group that include an Indian, a construction worker, and a cowboy
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There are 21 different wolf calls in the world, ranging from red wolf to construction worker
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bernie Ecclestone defends paying Ferrari more for their second-place constructors' finish than Mercedes-Benz won for winning it: "In the end, Ferrari is Formula 1, so they should be paid more"
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama is at it again, restricting your God-given constitutional rights to own, possess, and use tigers
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Sparkonit)
 
 
 
People who constantly point out typos and grammatical errors online are pretty much jerks, scientists find. Such people are generally less open, and are more likely to judge you for your mistakes more negatively than anyone else
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Queen of England is not amused by talk of Brexit from likes of The Daily Mail and The Sun, may provoke constitutional crisis by bypassing PM Cameron, asking Prince Philip to publicly campaign for keeping Britain in EU
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Smoking during pregnancy found to alter baby's DNA. No word on effect of nearby construction noise
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
High court rules that the President violated the Constitution by having the government pay for a "security swimming pool" at his private residence
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How's construction going for the World Cup in Qatar? Still slaving away
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Three new buildings to be constructed around Wrigley Field. Approval granted after determining the structures wouldn't be blocking the public from seeing anything of interest, like a World Series game
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Chuck Grassley is avoiding his constituents because they want him to nominate Merrick Garland and he's too chicken to confront controversy
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Is our construction bothering you, neighbor? Suck it
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Tue March 29, 2016
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Town checking for ancient Indian burial grounds ahead of sewer construction. Because no one wants haunted sewers
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Movement continues to grow among states' rights advocates for a convention of states that would allow them to bypass Congress and amend the Constitution. And by "continues to grow" I mean Fox News just wrote another article about it
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Sat March 26, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Today's "most Canadian story of the year" contestant features a Mountie shutting down the highway so that a beaver can cross it
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Mon March 21, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
My wife and daughter are constantly going on about "Donald, you need to act more presidential" yadda yadda yadda. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Hail to the king, baby ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Fri March 18, 2016
(New Statesman)
 
 
 
Twitter turns ten years old. And just like a ten year old child it communicates with fractured sentences, demands constant attention from everyone around, and is years away from ever actually making any money
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If Trump trumps Hillary in November, the Constitution can trump Trump. Trump card
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Wed March 16, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Suddenly, banaBOA CONSTRICTORS OH MY GOD RUN
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Tue March 15, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Some places are so rural that a teenager can go 22 miles in stolen construction equipment before anyone notices. And by rural we mean downtown Minneapolis
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Moran says that since the likelihood of a SCOTUS nominee hearing is nil, his constitutional responsibility is basically a no-brainer
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Wed March 09, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Come to "a gun-toting, beef-eating, Constitution-loving establishment" where it's okay to be politically incorrect. That's right. At this diner, these eggs don't run
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Tue March 08, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Since Obama refuses to be derelict in his constitutional duty, Senate Republicans now threatening violence against anyone willing to be nominated to the Supreme Court
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Consensual BDSM is not protected by the constitution, but don't worry you can still have all the guns you want
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Fri March 04, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Years ago, a construction worker found a knife buried at OJ Simpson's estate. He gave it to an off-duty officer, who kept it in a baggie. The retired cop called a friend to get the case number of the murders, and now the knife is being tested for DNA
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The South African Constitutional Court has told Oscar Pistorius that yeah....you murdered her
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Wed March 02, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
McConnell to Obama: Forget that SCOTUS seat. Obama to McConnell: Did you forget your pocket constitution too?
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Tue March 01, 2016
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Could you down five drinks for lunch and go back to work? Apparently these NYC construction workers can
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Construction Workers to Tesla: You have the plant but we have the power
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Sun February 28, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Joe Biden to snarl traffic around Oscars tomorrow night as VP fulfills constitutional duty to introduce Lady Gaga
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Sat February 27, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell's unconstitutional obstruction just cost Dow Chemical nearly a billion dollars
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Fri February 26, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So Erdogan's efforts to turn Turkey into a dictatorship haven't fully extended to his nation's constitutional court. Yet
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Thu February 25, 2016
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Woman diagnosed with constipation gives birth 20 seconds later. Either way, it cleared right up
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Sat February 20, 2016
(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
Doctors say pregnant women should be routinely screened for depression - because after all, they're living with the constant reminder that they actually gave it up for you
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Fri February 19, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
"And our proud constitution is w--" "SPANK ME HARDER, HELGA" "Hang on a sec, let me just close these tabs"
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Thu February 18, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tea party groups once again display their fundamental understanding of the constitution
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Wed February 17, 2016
(The Ledger)
 
 
 
Florida becomes first state to vote for Constitutional Convention for term limits for Federal elected officials
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Nominating Supreme Court justices is a "presidential abuse of power," notes Constitutional scholar Ted Cruz
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama to GOP: Seriously, do you guys even constitution?
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Mon February 15, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
America, we're a lost country and we're headed for a constitutional crisis, we'll be lucky if any of us survive
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Fri February 12, 2016
(WFPL Louisville)
 
 
 
The recently elected Governor of Kentucky is so concerned about the well being of his constituents, that he wants to propose legislation so that they won't have to concern themselves with what he is doing
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
I'm not a constitutional law expert, but I'm pretty sure there's nothing in the Constitution claiming drivers aren't required to have driver licenses
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Thu February 11, 2016
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
BB-8 started out with English dialogue in Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Probably just constant swearing
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Say what you will about constant online harassment, it works
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Wed February 10, 2016
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
A group is pushing IBM supercomputer Watson to run for President. The only problem is that since it was built in 2006 it won't be constitutionally eligible to run until 2044
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Tue February 09, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
MD legislator votes on bill, gets immediately appointed to upper chamber, prepares to vote on bill again, creates constitutional crisis
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
White House criticizes Superbowl ad, saying maybe instead of pushing a drug to reduce opioid-induced constipation the drug companies could stop hooking so many people on opioids in the first place, He also added: PuppymonkeyBaby? WTF was THAT about?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Federal court to Texas: "Learn the Constitution, you biatches"
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Sat February 06, 2016
(Indy Week)
 
 
 
Brace yourselves, the congressional district that the WSJ called "political pornography" has been ruled unconstitutional
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Fri February 05, 2016
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
Germany's Wendelstein 7-X fusion reactor produces first flash of hydrogen plasma. Scientists say they'd have had it 18 months ago if not for pesky time travelers constantly interrupting them
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Mon February 01, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Here is your official guide to understanding the caucuses, our favorite 150-year-old tradition that is overly complicated and not mentioned anywhere in the constitution
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Sun January 31, 2016
(Watertown Daily Times)
 
 
 
That "Pocket Constitution" the Bundy Buddies like to wave around? Turns out it's an annotated version by a Mormon cold-warrior
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