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254 headlines found matching 'congress'
Wed August 16, 2017
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's latest comments a new low in American discourse. Have you considered you're on a möbius strip
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Congressman Raul Labrador (R-of course) dips his toe into a "both sides" bath. "I detest white supremacy as much as I detest black nationalism"
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Congress has the power - and the responsibility - to protect the dreamers
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Texas Congressman wants special counsel Mueller to appear at a public hearing and testify about his investigation. You know, JUST like Ken Starr and Elliott Ness did in the middle of THEIR investigations
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Fri August 11, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Congressional investigators want to question the one person who knows more about Trump than even Trump: his longtime secretary, Rhona Graff
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Congress has less than two weeks to prevent a government shutdown
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Wed August 09, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Anne Frank Center just pulled a reverse Godwin on Trump
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Remember the secret trip a Republican congressional staffer took to Europe to find the author of the Trump dossier? Well, that staffer works for Rep. Nunes, the head of the Intelligence Committee that keeps getting into trouble for helping Trump
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Some in Congress worry N. Korea might strike Guam because of the size of the U.S. military there, another fears our military's weight may actually cause the small island to "tip over"
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Shareblue)
 
 
 
Without a black president to spur gun sales, the NRA now resorting to peddling pants-pissing terror over blowing leaves, that one dog that looked at you funny, foreign-sounding food, your own shadow
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Mon August 07, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
Jason Chaffetz, who bailed early from Congress to take a position with Fox News, rips Congress for bailing early" to go on recess
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Congress has come close to defaulting before--but the debt ceiling crisis has never been this bad before
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Sat August 05, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Here's another Affirmative Action story you guys can fight about. Difficulty: Indian dude pretending to be a black guy
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Fri August 04, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Leopard congress finds the leopard president will eat their faces too
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(FloridaPolitics)
 
 
 
Progressive darling and former congressman, Alan Grayson (D) achieves level 21 chaotic evil by bankrupting his ex-wife and evicting her and their kids. Lolth approves
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Thu August 03, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
New poll finds Democrats up by 14 points in Generic Congressional Ballot, including an 11 point lead among Independents. This is bad news... for Obama
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
In a scathing attack on 'weak' and 'incompetent' Trump, Russian PM Dmitri Medvedev suggests the goal of Russia sanctions is to see the President 'liquidated'. Or in other words: ready the pee-tape
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The one good thing about Trump's presidency is that it will probably lead to Congress clawing back much of the power that the Executive Branch usurped during Barack Obama's near dictatorship
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Emails obtained via Daily Beast show the Trump Administration was deliberately experimenting upon Federal Employees to see if they would participate in a coup d'etat allowing Trump to usurp power from Congress. For the most part, they did
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yep, only Congress is to blame for poor Russian relations
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Oregon to Trump and Congressional GOP: F*ck you people, we don't have time for this nonsense
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Congress: Here's $80 million to fight propaganda from the Russians and ISIS. Tillerson: No thanks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"We're trying to convey that it's time to stop beating around the bush on Trump's collusion with Russia." 50-page report released today, detailing the Russiagate. Not Mueller's report, just some think tank who has been following the developments
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Congress introduces a bill to create a constitutional mechanism for removing a president from office if he were mentally incapacitated. Not for anyone in particular, you understand. It's just in case
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When draining a swamp, you should start at the bottom. Congress considering bill to make all federal employees "At Will" positions
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congress to tech companies: "Can you show us how many gigatubes of RAM we'll need to download from the cloud in order to right-click on Net Neutrality?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
HHS secretary Tom Price: Neither I nor the GOP will let Obamacare "Implode" News Anchor: But your boss JUST SAID he's going to do exactly that. Price: that was just Trump being "rhetorical" and "illustrating his passion" for reforming healthcare
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Sun July 30, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
President Pence swears that we will see swift cooperation with Russia on many issues, minutes before Putin launches his retaliation strike
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Putin has full faith in 755 American diplomats in Russia
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
President Ahab issues orders to Congress: "Forget the budget, screw the omnibus spending bill, no debt ceiling talk, NO VOTES ON ANYTHING OTHER THAN KILLING OBAMACARE"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Majority of voters in the U.S. want Congress to give up on trying to repeal Affordable Care for millions
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Sat July 29, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
President Manchild throws tantrum when things don't go his way. Decides to pick a new fight with Congress. This should end well
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
Putin's about to get pisssssed
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
'Morning Joe': It's 'Failure Friday' for Trump White House, which is not much different from the rest of the week, really
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
TFA: "Trump, Congress reach agreement on 'skinny tax reform'". Oh, wait, you're serious - let us laugh at your blog even harder
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congress comes together in rare act of bipartisan solidarity to protect states with legal marijuana laws from authoritarian asshole and elf-man hybrid Jeff Sessions
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Thu July 27, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump calls reporters rude, for asking him to clarify his policy proposal to ban transgender individuals from military service. Yeah, subby thought it was rude when my professor asked me to defend my thesis too, but I did it anyway
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Wed July 26, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
President Bannon proposes a 44% income tax on those earning over $5 million per year. Wait, what?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Congressman proposes ban on allowing any members of the government to use Trump-owned hotels
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Kid Rock will certainly be better than the status quo, and who knows, he could be just what Republicans need to take back Michigan"
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Tue July 25, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Paul Manafort, come on down. You're the first Trump associate to be subpoenaed
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump explores ways of getting on Congress's good side, finds something that everyone on Capitol Hill can get behind
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Congressional Budget Office facing congressional budget cuts
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Donnie Half Scoop cower in his Manafort during his testimony? Will Kushner lie his ass off and then have to go back and resubmit his testimony? Will Donnie Two Scoops catch heat? THIS is your Trump scandal/speculation thread (~5pm shoe drop)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
POTUS set to give very big and beautiful statement on healthcare . Probably no pesky Q&A
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Looking literally like a bad guy from a Dr Seuss novel, completely irrelevant but furious Jason Chaffetz demands to know why Congress isn't questioning Chelsea about Bengazi
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kushner to lie his ass off to the Senate Intelligence Committee. But don't worry, he'll be back to rectify his bad testimony and claim an intern prematurely sent him to the committee hearing
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Sun July 23, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Congress is finally starting to get tired of Trump's shenanigans
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Donald Trump *orders* active duty military to call their Congresspersons to demand the passage of TrumpCare. Who needs Russian-led Moldavian Twitter farms when you can just court martial a few Privates for non-compliance?
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Sat July 22, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Congress reaches deal on new sanctions against Russia. Would be a shame if it were to be vetoed
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump is doomed. He is hiding something really bad, Mueller will find it, and there is no scenario where his presidency can survive
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Fri July 21, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
Maxine Waters Tweets after Spicer resigns, "Congratulations You've got more guts than Jeff Sessions." Now, come on. Surely she doesn't think that Sessions is so insecure and thin-skinned he can be baited into quitting by a twee-carry on, Congresswoman
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So if John McCain doesn't return to Congress, what will happen?
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Thu July 20, 2017
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Man who sued to marry his computer which he watched porn on sues to stop display of gay pride flag
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Dana Rohrabacher loses his top aide after yesterday's story detailing how the Congressman tried to use Russian propaganda to kill a Russian sanctions bill
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Michael Snyder calls himself a "true believer" as he runs for an Idaho congressional seat. His beliefs include vaccinations are evil and fluoride is a secret mind control experiment. No word if he thinks it's a Soviet plot too
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Wed July 19, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court says you can be related to your grandparents, Keebler wants to steal your cookies, and some Congressmen are finally questioning Ivanka's security clearance. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell thread, starting at 9PM EDT
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How do Congressional Republicans really feel about Donald Trump ? They think he's too stupid to be as corrupt as the democrats claim he is, so leave him alone
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Greg Gianforte, the guy who beat up a reporter for asking him a question the day before Montana elected him to Congress, is objecting to being treated as criminal and is refusing to show up for fingerprinting and getting a mugshot
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The "Repeal now Replace Later" vote is doomed to fail, rewards the GOP hardliners and punishes the moderates and may cost the party one or both Houses of Congress. So why is McConnell even holding it? To teach people not to fark with him-that's why
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the "Only the Best People" file: Sen Sheldon Whitehouse has submitted a formal complaint to the Oklahoma Bar Association seeking the disbarment of former OK Attorney General and current EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt for lying to Congress
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The best news to come out of Washington in 164 years
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin is desperately trying to stop the train from crashing into the debt ceiling, and Republicans in Congress and the Trump administration won't stop shoveling MOAR COAL into the engine
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Mon July 17, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump voters love everything Trump has accomplished so far, but can't name a single thing he has accomplished
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Let the states decide the future of America's health care
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Axios)
 
 
 
The Trump Agenda is RUNNING OUT OF TIME
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(Some Beer Guy)
 
 
 
You probably already knew this, but it still bears repeating: those "independent" craft brews you love to drink to show your disdain for the mass-brewing behemoths are not that independent. And it's getting worse
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Fri July 14, 2017
(US News)
 
 
 
A congresswoman trusted her aide to take a malfunctioning iPhone to the Apple store. He copied her nude photos and videos and shared them
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
John McCain throws a temper tantrum after realizing the health care bill that would kill millions has been stalled due to the Russia controversy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A GOP congressman wants to make sure the Fed isn't planning a student loan bailout. No, no one was planning to do such a thing, but he just wanted to make sure it stayed that way
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Man dies after bee attack in Congress. Paul Ryan heard screaming "NOT THE BEES"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So the Obama DOJ let that Russian lawyer in to the US without a visa to attend Congressional hearings as a special guest of Democrats. Then she met with Trump Jr. Is she the Black Widow?
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Don, Jr. deserves "credit" for releasing emails, claims actual US congressman
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senate GOP to retreat inside of their shells for the month of August
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Will Donnie Jr. have another lie exposed? Will Pence have to backtrack, play dumb or resign? Will Congress ignore everything? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm ET shoe drop, or in the middle of TRMS again)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Congressman: Conspiring with Russia is a small price to pay to beat Hillary
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Mon July 10, 2017
(New York Sun)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos, Carlos Slim and Warren Buffett (combined net worth: $221 billion) seek public assistance for their struggling businesses
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump says the Senate "wouldn't dare leave" without a health care bill. Sounds like a threat to me
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Battlestar America
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
It isn't enough to impeach Donald Trump. We must destroy him
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Religious right: Any judge who says things we don't like should be removed from office because Jebus said so, and it's in the constitution
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Former GOP congressman who voted to impeach then-President Bill Clinton in 1998: Trump situation is "much more serious"
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
July 4th advice to Jeff Bezos (and Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, etc.): pay some tax
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
GOP Senators return home to find their healthcare debacle has doubly backfired
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump voters in rural America feel left behind, and blame the Democrat-controlled US Congress and the Democrat POTUS. Fox Network to note that the only thing that will save them is voting further to the right
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(White House)
 
 
 
On this 4th of July weekend, help remind Secy. Dr. Ben Carson and Secy. Betsy DeVos that the Constitution actually requires that they help right the ship. (Clearly nobody told them of this during their confirmations)
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Sat July 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Licensed prostitutes in Nevada speak out against the Republican Health Care Act, say they're looking for some help from Congress ... if for no reason other than professional courtesy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"We're in the midst of a malignant presidency," says Carl Bernstein, who knows a thing or two about malignant presidents
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
On the one hand this almost seems necessary right now. On the other, if it DID pass, it's almost a guarantee that it would be abused in the future and basically annihilate the last vestiges of our democracy..so
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Berniecrat congressman woos Silicon Valley to jump ship and come over to his progressive agenda
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump has asked his staff to come up with a list of "deliverables" he can offer to Putin at their meeting next week without asking for anything in return. Pretty sure the technical term for gifts given without reciprocation is "tribute"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scientist says EPA asked her to change her testimony to Congress to fit their agenda
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Vestigial spine discovered in Congress as they move to rescind presidential power to wage endless war
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Don't give Congress a housing subsidy. Make them live in dorms as if it were college
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Wed June 28, 2017
(American Mirror)
 
 
 
Good Lord. Where do we start?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) is leaving Congress for... you guessed it... Fox News
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Congressman Chris Collins (R-NY) has been pushing a small Australian biotech company to his colleagues, bragging about how many millionaires he created. Yesterday, the stock tanked 90% after a small drug trial failed to demonstrate effectiveness
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-UT): A $2,500 per month housing stipend would really improve Congress' quality of life
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Will your bill cover prenatal coverage?" GOP Congressman: *laughter*: "Why would we pay for that coverage that we can't use?"
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump throws tantrum over Democrats' refusal to help him destroy everything they've done for the past decade. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the President of the United States of America
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Fri June 23, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"Moderates always cave." Oddly, TFA is not about the Democratic party
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congress considers not allowing airlines to forcibly remove passengers from flights. Yup, considers
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
President Trump admits to witness tampering. Any. Day. Now
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
After recent poll calls the GOP health care legislation "the least popular major bill in decades", Trump commits political suicide with a tweet praising the plan
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You no longer have to have a gender in Washington, D.C., as anyone who's looked for balls on a U.S. Congressman has known for years
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi: Listen you goons, my job is to wrangle the assholes in congress, not to personally shepherd every candidate into office
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(WIBC Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Indiana Congressman on local GOP appall-ogist radio program to assure us his wife is worth $240k part-time. Bonus: can't afford his own Indiana home and lives with Mommy when in state
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Congresscritter thinks soldiers will fake being trans to get out of combat, get back to Toledo
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The cost estimates for restarting F-22 production are finally here, and just like the F-22, you can't see them
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Heads of the FBI and DHS Cybersecurity divisions, under oath, to Congress: We have hard evidence that Russian Hackers tried to penetrate the election systems of at least 21 states. Trump on Twitter: Russian election hacking is "all a big Dem HOAX"
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The US banned the depiction of living people on currency in 1866 after a treasury superintendent decided to put his own portrait on a five-cent note
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(NPR)
 
 
 
What's wrong with America in a nutshell: In between the primary and run-off election for one seat out of 535 in one chamber of Congress, Britain announced, held, and tallied the results for an entire national election and formed a new government
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
U.S. Rep. Mo Brooks to offer bill allowing Congressional members to carry firearms nationwide. Darwin being vetted for a split-party ticket
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Trump-loving pastor Jesse Lee Peterson says all of the Democrats at the congressional baseball game were busy praying to Satan and that's how they won. He believes in this stuff, guys
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Mon June 19, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yertle considers cancelling recess in order to salvage the agenda, but Rubio is upset because he never gets enough time on the swing
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jason Chaffetz's parting statement from Congress: BSABSVR
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Republicans starting to realize that having face-eating leopards running the country might not be the best idea after all
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In annual Congressional baseball game following Wednesday's shooting, Dems spank Republicans 11-2, though Dems had an unfair advantage given that all 9 GOP players could only play right field
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Thu June 15, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The Annual Congressional Baseball game will go on as planned tonight. Here's how you can watch
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remember the NY Rep. accused of introducing legislation to help a drug company, just after he bought stock in it? Yeah according to fellow lawmakers he constantly brags about how he's made "millions" for other reps by giving them that stock tip
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Shooter from yesterday's Congressional baseball practice has died from his injuries
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(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
What exactly were the victims of this morning's shooting doing out in that park in VA? Here's the history of congressional baseball, the last vestige of collegiality
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Update: Congressional Baseball Shooter ID'd by police as a former housing inspector from Illinois. Story still developing. (Thread 2)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nearly 200 Congressional Democrats to file lawsuit against Donnie Two-Scoops for taking improper payments from foreign nations
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Tue June 13, 2017
(KTVH Helena)
 
 
 
Unlike Congress, this woman is going to jail for health care fraud
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Defense Secretary 'Mad Dog' Mattis charges Congress, unfortunately without a flamethrower and artillery support
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A very long, in-depth tweet thread about how the "Fire Mueller" idea will play out. After this morning, we're somewhere around step 5 or 6
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Because there's not enough unrest in the country, Sessions asks Congress to let him prosecute medical marijuana providers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Adam Schiff promises if Trump fires Mueller, they'll just reappoint him
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Mon June 12, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
In the legal equivalent of belting a hanging curve ball into the upper deck in center field, an 8-0 Supreme Court strikes down an immigration law that made it harder for children of unwed fathers to claim citizenship vs. children of unwed mothers
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Spiceweazel: When Trump said he would testify under oath, he didn't mean to Congress, you silly plebe. God Kings get adulation, they aren't answerable to mere mortals
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer trolls Trump, invites him to testify about Comey before Congress under oath
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(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Congressman introduces the "Communications Over Various Feeds Electronically for Engagement" act
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(Politico)
 
 
 
What did Diane Feinstein D-CA gather from the Comey testimony? Well that we should have another Clinton investigation of course
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Fri June 09, 2017
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Facebook wants your elected officials to know what news stories you're reading. Caturday party poised to take over Congress
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan said Thursday that congressional Republicans would not be calling for impeachment of Democratic president accused of same activity as President Donald Trump. I'm sure there's more to this story but that's as far as I made it
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP congresswoman caught on secret recording freaking out about "going down with the Trump admin"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
VINDICATED: adj. To have ones credibility severely damaged on congressional record
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The most important Comey takeaway is that congressional Republicans don't care
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Thu June 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Congressman says it was no contest to beat up reporter because the little wimp didn't even put up his hands
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Fugitive arrested and charged with punching man with disability. Expected to post bail and announce run for Congress later today
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump has decided to cover his imaginary border wall with solar panels that would generate electricity to be sold on the grid, taking care of illegal immigration and renewable energy. Checkmate envirotardos
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DC's Union Pub, which apparently is trying to kill its patrons, is offering a free round of drinks on the house tomorrow every time Trump tweets about Comey tomorrow from 9:30 am to 4pm
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
For all their talk of voter's rights, the Democrats conspicuously ignore FDR's plot to use Social Security to steal every one of Drew's Friends' votes in the future, which has led to liberal control of Congress which continues to this very day
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Bodyslam Greg files for a two-week continuance in his assault case. We could get the cheery prospect of a sitting Congressman on trial for tackling and punching a reporter. Is this a great country or what?
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump to speak at religious conference while Comey damns him in front of congress
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Today's "Shocked but Not That Shocked" story is brought to you by a republican congressman who says Christendom is at war with radical Islam and "kill them all"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"He raised both his middle fingers and explained, using colorful language, that anyone criticizing Mylan, including its employees, ought to go copulate with themselves"
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mike Pence demands the Senate move forward on killing Americans
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
As we are living in fictional times, the President is perfectly justified in referring to a fictional tax bill making its way through a Congress that possibly exists only in his own mind
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump orders federal agencies not to respond to congressional democrats, which could violate the Hatch Act, the 1st amendment, and various other laws and regulations that he can't read
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Today's news that will shock exactly no one, after inauguration Trump was working to lift Russian sanctions in exchange for... absolutely nothing. Well, nothing other than getting him elected, amiright folks? Hello? Is this thing on?
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The US adds 253K jobs in May as the market for Congressional Investigators opens up
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP Congressman: Worry not climate deniers, God will "take care of it"
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Tue May 30, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
In the next two months, Congress will have to raise the debt ceiling AND pass a budget. Hello? Anyone home? Anyone?
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Did you ever try to play a board game but the instructions weren't included in the box? That's how the president of Hasbro compares the trade policies of Donald Trump
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Mon May 29, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump finally tweets about Portland stabbings that left two dead. Anyone who had "two and a half days to condemn" in the pool, step up and collect your prize
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Fri May 26, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Comey's notes won't go to Congress. Yet
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Republican Congressman says hiding behind tele-town halls is cowardly and elected officials have a duty to meet with constituents. In 2014. I'm sure he still feels the same way today and you already know what happened
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
And now the Governor of Texas jokes about shooting reporters
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson denounces Montana GOP congressional candidate for bodyslamming reporter, then goes on to explain that it's all liberals' fault for saying so many mean things about Trump
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Will Quist pull off the upset? Will Gianforte bodyslam his competition? When did our elections turn into WWE events? ...-Oh, right, Trump. THIS is your Montana Congressional Special Election discussion thread (Results roll in 10pm ET)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep Duncan Hunter (R-CA) says that GOP Congressional candidate Gregg Gianforte's assault on a reporter is absolutely unacceptable for a would-be public official, you know, "Unless the reporter deserved it"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
When speaking about his leaving congress, Jason Chaftez says, "At some point, you have to get off the crazy train"
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
On literal eve of election, Montana newspaper that had previously endorsed Republican Congressional candidate and amateur wrestler Greg Gianforte explicitly un-endorses said Greg Gianforte
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Montana Republican Congressional candidate who bodyslammed reporter today cited for "misdemeanor assault" by sheriff. A misdemeanor "citation" rather than a felony arrest? Sounds like the white decision was made here
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Greg Gianforte closes out his campaign for Montana's lone congressional seat by body slamming a reporter, then cutting a heel promo in front of everyone
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In case you wanted to, I dunno, write your Congresscritters or something. Here are 66 programs that Trump's budget plan would eliminate. Who needs OSHA training anyway?
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Trump budget will only cover first 60 miles of Mexico wall, on track to cost $50 billion overall
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Tue May 23, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congressional Republicans are not looking kindly on Trump's proposed $5.8 billion cut to NIH including big hits to the cancer, Alzheimer's and infectious disease research. Which makes sense as they are mostly elderly men who keep dubious company
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
God did not get Trump elected to see him impeached
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver says that Trump has somewhere between an even chance and a 1-in-4 chance of being impeached, which is about the same as what he said about Trump being elected
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
1. Herp, 2. Derp, 3. Wargarble, 4. Hurr, 5. Durr, 6. . . . uhh, there's not enough memes for nonsense to encompass this list
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Much to the relief of posters in the Politics tab, the government no longer requires you to register your drone
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Fri May 19, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Grab your beers, popcorn, and any other "enhancements" you need. It's been a big Friday News Dump Day. Let's get together and watch The Rachel Maddow Show. (9PM EDT MSNBC)
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Maybe the special counsel wasn't such a hot idea
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Now that a Special Counsel has taken over the Trump/Russia investigation congress can get back to doing what it loves best, investigating Clinton
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
A hopeful Jason Chaffetz questions the existence of the Comey Memos
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apparently figuring everyone wil be too distracted to notice right now, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos is set to unveil today her plan to turn US public schools in to a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Amway corporation
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mama duck and 12 ducklings rescued from 6th floor of Library of Congress, relocated to QL696 as they were clearly misshelved
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump: "Watch yourself, Comey, I have tapes" Congress: "We would love to hear those tapes, and some Zeppelin if you have it"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
First lady leads meeting in White House while Trump is away
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Adam Schiff: Putin vouching for Trump isn't exactly helpful. Going to have McCoy look into this, maybe Briscoe and Green can dig up something
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you had 116 Days for the official call to impeachment, step up and collect your prize
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Some people want to hurt Trump" Not least of which is Trump himself
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Impeachment? Naaaaahhh. Invoking the 25th Amendment? Hmmmmmm
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's GOP wall of protection just cracked big time as first Republican congressman floats the idea of impeachment
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(CNN)
 
 
 
President Putin offers to give transcripts of President Trump committing treason to the United States Congress. Da, comrade
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Of course Fox News wanted to put a Congresscritter on the air to defend Trump. One teensy little problem with that
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Tue May 16, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
So, Trumpy steps on H.R. McPufnstuf's dick with a Tweet, Yertle is starting to worry and the leaks keep dripping like a hole in the roof. It's time for Rachel at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Juror dismissed from former Congresswoman Corrine Brown's fraud trial told other jurors "Holy Spirit" told him she was not guilty. God/Jesus/Holy Ghost: "Not me"
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this date 149 years ago, the Senate voted in the impeachment trial of Andrew Johnson. Just crossed my mind for some reason
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"A review of congressional lawmakers' stock transactions over the past two years shows 34 House and Senate lawmakers have bought and sold more than 100 stocks, putting their financial interests regularly in conflict with their work on Capitol Hill"
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
In Mother's Day statement, Trump makes plea for more "quality prenatal, maternal, and newborn care," in addition to ensuring paid family leave for both mothers and fathers. Afterwards, he laughed heartily, momentarily choking on his own vileness
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Senate issued a subpoena to the WH for documents about Flynn-that's good, But if the WH ignores the subpoena it's up to Jeff Sessions-who is also a target of the probe-to enforce it-that's bad. But the subpoena comes with a free frozen yogurt
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Are Republicans starting to pull away from Donald Trump? Get real. Is the Pope Jewish? Does a bear crap in a porta-potty? Is it a day that ends in a Z?
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
John Oliver on Comey's firing: "Do you remember normal weeks? Because I don't. I don't remember what they felt like. Trump is so desperate to appear dominant, he will rush to take the credit for anything, no matter how bad it is"
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Finally the Congress gets to work on something dear and important to us winos, making sure our wine will soon pack a higher alcohol content
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Sat May 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
James Comey declines to testify... unless it's in public
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Fri May 12, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Former KGB spy says that the Trump administration is incompetent, also notes that water is wet, and the sun is bright
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(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Another Congressman demands that Trump give Congress the tapes he claims to have of his conversations with the former FBI Director. I can haz schadenfreude?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rep. Adam Schiff responds to Trump. Oh, there are tapes? Well, hand 'em over. Congress needs to investigate. Law of unintended consequences gonna be gettin' a workout with Trump in office
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Thu May 11, 2017
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Former Florida Congress Critter Corrine Brown found guilty in 18 of 24 federal corruption charges, wearing crazy wigs
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
"I hear people calling their congressman an idiot, I wonder, really wonder, how any one of you would perform in Congress." With crazy-eyes pic of NJ Representative as he lies to his constituents
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mudd calls President a coward. This is not a repeat from 1865
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Wed May 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ever want to play the '6 degrees of Kevin Bacon' game but with Trump administration staff and Russia? Now you can thanks to CNN's interactive chart
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Sen Angus King (I-MEan) apparently has a Beef with President Trump's firing of Director Comey, suggests Congress offer Comey a new job: head of an independent task force investigating Trump's Russia connections
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Tue May 09, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sen. Graham to CNN: Well, I do declare that it would be mighty fine if I knew what business deals, this here President, has with 'em Russians, you hear
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Carefully hand-picked crowd rips into Congressman at town hall, begging the question, "Who owned who?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The real way to "scare" a member of Congress is not protesting
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Antonio Sabato Jr. to run for congress as Republican. Most notable achievements so far are supporting Trump and calling Obama a Muslim which is pretty much all you need to be a Republican front-runner
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP congressman has moment of clarity by saying they shouldn't have celebrated taking people's healthcare away then goes full derp by making up that Dems were singing and dancing over it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out that Paul Manafort wasn't the only one who didn't disclose the extent of his work for Pro-Russian Ukrainians in the US
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
CNN calls President Trump's tweets on former acting Attorney General Sally Yates "beyond out of the norm". Subby would like to know where bragging about sexual assault and mocking handicapped people lies on this 'CNN norm scale'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
🎵 Islands like me aren't America / Money ain't free in America / There's interest and fees in America / We declare bankruptcy in America 🎵
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Sun May 07, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Following the healthcare vote, fearing not enough faces will be eaten, the GOP decides to go after your 401k
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Sat May 06, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Living well might be the best revenge, but mailing your ashes to your GOP Representative is pretty good too
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Fri May 05, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's been 117 days since this shiatshow began, Trump's 2nd pick for Army Secretary quit, evidently his typing skills weren't up to speed, Congress has gone home to try to put lipstick on this pig. And maybe Rachel will teach us a new cocktail. MSNBC LIVE at 9:00pm ET
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Republican members of Congress cheering the passage of their revised health care bill is like claiming victory in a football game at the end of the first quarter"
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Thu May 04, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Wikileaks is "intelligence porn" says FBI Director, demands Julian Assange get boob job
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(Politico)
 
 
 
More Great news for Congressional Republicans: All Senate GOP leaders except Yertle are term-limited in their current positions and so there will be an internal fight to replace them just as the Senate tries to tackle Obamacare and tax reform
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
For all the sturm und drang over the House ACA repeal, it turns out the Senate won't even vote on it, preferring instead to write their own bill
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(Time)
 
 
 
While everyone was worried about their healthcare being removed, congress gutted Dodd-Frank
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Last week: "we will never, ever tolerate substandard care for our great veterans." This week: let's close down 1100 VA facilities. Next week: no more homeless vets because they're all dead
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The good news: House did cut out provision exempting members of Congress and their staffers from some of the most radical changes to their health care law. The bad news: Being a spineless, corrupt lick-spittle is not a pre-existing condition
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Former congressman Joe Walsh: We'd have universal healthcare if not for all those ni-BONG
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Wed May 03, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Rosa Parks used to put peanut butter in her pancakes. Do you have any odd habits or additions when it comes to your pancakes?
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Tue May 02, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The United States Congress takes a break from barely remaining operational as the most hated entity in the country to lecture airlines on how they can better serve their customers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The first day I became President, they set me down at the desk, big chair and dark wood, lots of beautiful things. I'm thinking "how much better can it get?" Then I get a gorgeous silver bowl, from the Republican Party, and they want me to do what?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: The US 'needs a good shutdown'. Always start at the top I always say
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Congress allocates an extra $120M to fund Trump's vacations over the next six months. Of course, imagine how much more it would cost if he were spending that time trying to govern
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
A history of crossing the US/Mexico border
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Miami GOP looking for a unicorn to run against Democrats for open Congressional seat
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
Liberals want you to freak out about Trump and "Loyalty Day", but it's just more fake news because Loyalty Day has been an anti-communist staple since 1958. Don't expect the comrades at Fark to greenlight this one
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lost in all the other news about the bill that keeps the governments' doors open was the giant, bi-partisan, middle finger Congress gave to Jeff Sessions by including language that blocks the DOJ from interfering with states' medical marijuana laws
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Congress agrees to remain dysfunctional until September
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(Politico)
 
NewsFlash
 
Congress on the verge of actually passing a bi-partisan budget, and spites Trump by refusing to fund his wall to boot
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Susan Rice denies using intel to make Trump look worse
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Congress votes to keep the government open one more week
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jason Chaffetz taking medical leave from Congress to have a procedure done. It'll be nice for him to be able to finally have his head out of his ass
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Trump: we're pulling out of NAFTA
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
South Carolina candidate for Congress: 'Well, if'n those Politically Correct pussies are gonna get rid of our monuments to the glorious Confederacy, how 'bout we get rid of some of them slavery memorials?' That's a bold strategy, Cotton
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Not content with starting a trade war with Canada, Trump doubles down and appears to be working on an Executive Order to withdraw the US from NAFTA. Of course, since Congress has final say on trade agreements, the EO is really just for show
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Tue April 25, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
This is why we need an independent counsel: Even on the rare occasions that a Congressional Republican actually tries to do his job and investigate Trump's ties to Russia, the White House just tells them to pound sand
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Congress needs the Rooney Rule as much as subby needs a crowbar to the base of his skull
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Illegal border crossings are down 90% since Trump took office. It would be better but no one is even trying to prevent those 10% from fleeing to Canada
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Daily Beast investigates "Red Pill," a subreddit dedicated to MRAs who blame feminism for all of their self-inflicted problems, and discovers that it was created by New Hampshire congressman Robert Fisher
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Totally not racist, and most assuredly not speaking from his rectum Attorney Jefferson Davis Beauregard III says the wall can be paid for if the Treasury cracks down on improper EITC payments since they are going to "mostly Mexicans"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A new poll shows that fully 73% of Americans want an independent investigation into the Trump campaign's ties with Russia because they do not trust Congress to handle it. Or, in Trumpmath: nobody cares about this issue at all
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Dear 'Attorney General' Sessions: You are a racist and a liar. Actually, just joking. Oh wait, your record shows you are a racist & a liar." Sincerely, California Congressman Ted Lieu
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Jason Chaffetz was given 564,615,000 rubles in sketchy campaign contributions immediately after publishing the Comey letter in what totally wasn't a quid pro quo transaction
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Fri April 21, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guess the source: "News channels are always counting down to something. I can't quite agree ... about what's considered a clock-worthy 'event'... That makes it harder for us to think about what's going on in the world." Wait, Sen Tom Cotton?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Georgia is trying to prevent newly registered voters from taking part in the 6th Congressional District runoff election because fark you
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Just how little has this Congress achieved in its first 100 days? We do the math
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