| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| Pat Robertson offers compassionate words of encouragement to the people of Chile over their natural tragedy. Just kidding. He says they had it coming for making god angry. Bonus:"...personal hero of mine, Augusto Pinochet" (open.salon.com) | (194) | ||
| So, if you're casting "Angel", the "chief nurse who never loses her cool and is always compassionate", of course you cast Janeane Garofalo (ausiellofiles.ew.com) | (78) |
| Article explores why men use prostitutes. Subby always thought it was for sex (guardian.co.uk) | (170) |
| If you can't be a foster parent for displaced youth, why not try a couple of grizzled old veterans (desmoinesregister.com) | (63) |
| Obama sarcastically belittles America's Judeo-Christian heritage with trite remarks typical of any atheistic antagonist: "...to base our policymaking on such commitments (as moral absolutes) would be a dangerous thing." (townhall.com) | (398) |
| (Some Guy) | An honest reading of the Constitution with an original understanding of the Founders and Ratifiers makes it quite clear that the federal government has no constitutional authority to override state laws on marijuana (smirkingchimp.com) | (160) |
| (Some Guy) | Scientists trying to figure how to program battlefield robots to feel guilt. Submitter would suggest putting his mom in charge of raising them (volokh.com) | (34) |
| Neal Boortz "Well said, Mr. President" (boortz.com) | (265) |
| Evolution: it's all about the survival of the ... kindest? (sciencedaily.com) | (102) |
| (Houston Press) | Lawyer sues soup kitchen for serving homeless people too close to his office. Have yourself a NIMBY little Christmas (blogs.houstonpress.com) | (411) |
| (Some Guy) | For the fourteenth straight day, the three broadcast networks have failed to report on the great and growing ClimateGate scandal on their weekday morning or evening news programs (mrc.org) | (875) |