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429 headlines found matching 'company'
Sun January 21, 2018
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Amazon opens check-out free store which can identify what you take from their shelves and once you leave, bills your card on file. Not sure how it stops you if your card doesn't clear
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Sat January 20, 2018
(The Register)
 
 
 
Commodity Commission cites conned customers, commences case charging crypto-currency company chiefs. Cyber-coin crackdown continues
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tax reform causes American Express to post its first quarterly loss in almost 30 years
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(GeekWire)
 
 
 
"Your a idiot." - FB
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Fri January 19, 2018
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
WSJ: The $130k payment to silence Stormy Daniels came from a Delaware shell company setup by Trump's lawyer in October 2016
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Thu January 18, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Like other companies, General Electric has accumulated a significantly underfunded pension. Unlike other companies, though, that deficit has ballooned to $31 billion - $11 billion worse than the next closest company
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Wed January 17, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Beleaguered podcast pioneer TWiT is suing Twitter, alleging breach of contract and copyright infringement for expanding into audio and video content
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Walmart offers way to turn leftover opioids into useless gel. But who has leftover opioids?
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Tue January 16, 2018
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Everybody stop fudgeling, don't be a dormedory or a ultracepidarian and read this article about forgotten English words. It's not complete trumpery
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Turns out the most ethical administration in history, period, is having ethical problems as diplomats and sycophants continually book rooms in Trump hotels to curry favor
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Thanks to on-board GPS and other car-based monitoring systems, your car company probably knows more about you than your spouse. And no, they're not interested in a three-way with that hot bartender, either
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Mon January 15, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Health care is better in the United States. Because unlike government-run socialist health care in Europe, a private health insurance company would never get in the way of a patient getting a hideously expensive drug
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Want proof that Guinness was started by Farkers? Look no further than the company's Managing Director Hugh Beaver, who founded the now-famous Book of Records to settle bar arguments
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
A well-known NC pastor and his wife tested their faith... against a train
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Driver of a company that contracts for Amazon is robbed of his delivery van and 62 parcels so of course he is responsible for damages to the van and the stolen items
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Last week's news summary in 74 seconds
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Sun January 14, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Gun company decides that plausible deniability is for the weak, goes full fascist
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Paging Ric Romero to the Business tab. Ric Romero, please report to the Business tab ... and bring the Obvious tag with you
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(CBC)
 
 
 
What rolls down the track / Built by lumberjack / And over your neighbor's dog? / What's terribly fast / And prob'ly won't last / It's log log log
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A deal worth hundreds of millions of dollars to collect student loans has been awarded to a company Betsy DeVos is invested in. This is a complete coincidence, of course
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Sat January 13, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Millennials may be terrible, but they get arrested far less often than their parents did. Lazy underachievers
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Company bets it can buy a tax exemption from Congress instead of obeying the law. It chose poorly
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Fri January 12, 2018
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Thieves steal a 400-pound ramp from a business in NE Portland. That will buy a lot of Sloe Gin Fizzes
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Amazon may have given us a clue about where its next headquarters will be, and let's say they want to be near the hahbah
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Proposed bill would make Equifax's next big data loss a little less profitable
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Youtube punishes star over suicide video. A little late, dontcha think?
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Thu January 11, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
As many as 7 million American children may be impervious to x-ray vision
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You have no idea how far Saudi Arabia has come since letting women drive, their first ever women-only car showroom has now opened for business
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Company unveils 'smart underwear' that can track heart rate, temperature, pressure, motion, body fat, and hydration levels. Still no cure for skid marks
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(MSN)
 
 
 
How can you tell you live in 2018 and not 1998? When headlines like "Porn Site Stole French Karate Teacher's Identity in Cryptocurrency Hustle" actually make sense
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not Fark: Company to release another retro console soon. Fark: A $100 fully compatible Game Boy. UltraFark: It's not Nintendo, so there will be enough to go round
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Walmart closes stores across the country now that everyone is distracted by the $1000 bonus and pay increase
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Uber has special software called "Ripley" which lets them remotely log off computers and dump their data to frustrate law enforcement agents serving a search warrant. Paul Manafort wants to know why the selfish bastards haven't shared
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
That Carrier plant Trump 'saved' all those jobs at just laid off another 215 people who are now wondering if MAGA hats have enough protein to be edible
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
You moved the cemetery, but you left the bodies, didn't you? You only moved the headstones
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
Intel announces new chip immune to Spectre, but not Spooky Action at a Distance
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Baidu says that making HD maps for autonomous vehicles will be a bigger business than its search engine
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska, owner of Cypress-based company Surf Horizons Inc, apparently just got around to reading a copy of the indictments against Paul Manafort, immediately files suit against him and Gates for financial fraud
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Ever been so frustrated by a train delay that you wanted to make a bomb threat against the rail network? Well if you live in the UK we've got good news for you
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sears is bullish on its future, announces $100 million in fresh funding in anticipation of consumers rediscovering thrill of shopping at Sears
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
'Zelda' and 'Overwatch' are top PornHub searches for 2017. But if you ask me, they've got nothing on the man-boy relationship between Pit and the Eggplant Wizard
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Grassley: Egads. I hope that blowhard doesn't talk to me about his pee tapes
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"The purpose of a writer is to keep civilization from destroying itself." --Albert Camus. Uh, guys, after looking around a bit I think we might want to write faster. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, staving-off-destruction edition
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Flying cars, anyone?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sears CEO Eddie Lampert warns creditors that his company "will consider all other options" if they don't agree to renegotiate the company's debt..and by that he means the company's ONE other option: shutting down
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(Metro)
 
 
 
We'd kindly like to ask our patrons not have sex with the pizzas
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Senators urge the SEC to look into possible insider trading from Intel. Surely justice will be administered as swiftly as the great Equifax purge of 2017
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(Metro)
 
Weeners
 
Male RealDoll sex robots with bionic penises are coming. And coming. And coming (probably not safe for work)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Online takeaway company Just Eat UK cancels 50p card transaction fee days before new EU ban comes into effect. Brings in new 50p service charge on all payments, whether cash or plastic. Hopes no one will notice
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Tue January 09, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Owner of online retail company travels 500 miles to beat up customer who left a bad review. Now THAT'S customer service
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sloppy Steve now just as unemployed as he looks
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos now the richest person ever. John Rockefeller rolling his eyes from the grave
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Th Weeknd will nevr work with H&M agin
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Mon January 08, 2018
(The Street)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. Pfizer is going to stop researching cures for neurological conditions so that they can become a bank
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Gallant accepts job offer from company whose motto is "Don't be evil." Goofus joins the Evil Empire
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Two major Apple investors say the company needs to address youth cellphone addiction
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Sun January 07, 2018
(C|Net)
 
 
 
In case you forgot - today is 'Dating Sunday' ... the busiest day of the year for online dating. Got a match?
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Sat January 06, 2018
(Wired)
 
 
 
Tubers hope their success takes root
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Fri January 05, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Cousins of Anarchy
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Marvel launches "post-credits" Wolverine scene series in its comics. But since the credits are at the beginning of comic books, wouldn't that make the entire book "post-credits"?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Rumors claim Breitbart News owners plan to give Steve Bannon more time to spend with his liver
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: Book Salesman of the Year
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(TheStrad)
 
 
 
Alitalia: when you said "be extra careful with this 330-year-old viola da gamba" we thought you meant "run it over with a car"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
What is brain surgery Alex?
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Thu January 04, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Apparently the CEO of Intel was very concerned about company's chip vulnerability, so concerned he sold off $24 million in company stock
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
And here you thought EA made shiatty games
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Whoa, this got awkward quickly
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Wed January 03, 2018
(The Register)
 
 
 
Forever 21 cash registers were pwned forover 21 weeks
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Woman wants cab driver fired after he left her son on a rural road in -37 C weather, which is the temperature at which most Canadians will start to consider putting on a hat
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Spotify being sued for 1.6bn for copyright infringement. Metallica unavailable for comment
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
The new tax laws in the USA limit citizens from deducting all of their property and state income taxes. But Alaska Air can "reduce [their] cash tax bill to nearly zero" if they buy new Boeing planes
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Tue January 02, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
As we step through the Black Mirror, your kids' mobile apps are listening to what is being played in the background such as movies and TV shows to fine-tune advertising. But not voice. Promise
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hooters parent company says the word "blockchain" and their stock price shoots up 50%
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Peter Martins will no longer dance around the harassment allegations
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK registrar's list of company names banned for being too offensive includes some surprises like Blue Arsed Fly Designs Ltd and Fanny's Kebabs Ltd, which sound like fine organizations
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Sun December 31, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
The Daily Show did an "In Memoriam" tribute to Trump's sexual harassment and assault victims, but they missed someone
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Sat December 30, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The final, definitive, completely inarguable and non-debatable list of all 54 original Netflix shows, ranked from best to worst. Seriously, it is impossible to intelligently disagree with anything on this, so don't even try
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Turns out, 2017 was the year everything went wrong for Marvel Comics
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Fri December 29, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Cards Against Humanity apparently has cards that insult various racial, religious and other groups... I just thought you should know
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Instagram's new feature may ruin Instagram
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Thu December 28, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Yet another story of a person rescued after being lost at sea for seven months. This time it was a man and his cat
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Sue chef
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Prices for cancer drug lomustine have skyrocketed 1,400 percent since 2013, putting potentially life-saving treatments out of reach for patients suffering from brain tumors and Hodgkin's lymphoma. Martin Shkreli reportedly impressed
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Wed December 27, 2017
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Seagate once again gives porn collectors a reason to rejoice
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Now when you are having your Snow White and the seven dwarves themed orgy at a Disney hotel you might not have as much privacy as you think
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Harley Davidson finally admits the obvious: Boomers too old for motorcycles. Millennials too poor for motorcycles, or pretty much anything else
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Tue December 26, 2017
(Make Use Of)
 
 
 
"Revealed: How Netflix Makes Money." let me guess ... it has something to do with 110 million subscribers each paying about $10 a month
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Kroger to *BEEP an attendant has been notified to assist you* eliminate checkout *BEEP an attendant has been notified to assist you* lanes
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
While you lord over gifts delivered via Amazon this holiday, remember the homeless nomads who sorted, packed, and shipped your goodies. If it weren't for these nomadic workers, you may have had a joyless Christmas this year
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Happy Boxing Day, everyone. Wait, what's Boxing Day?
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Mon December 25, 2017
(BleepingComputer)
 
 
 
Threatening a company with cyber attacks if they don't fire an employee and hire you instead is no way to go through life son
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Maybe requiring a signature for the delivery of $5,000 in kidney medication would have been a good idea
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Sun December 24, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
That $1000 bonus for AT&T EMPLOYEES..Yeah, well some of you won't be getting that
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The same social media company that saw no signs of Russian election influence quickly suspends account of guy with dying wife due to all the attention it's getting
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Holmes: "I dress like Steve Jobs." World: "Take our money, please"
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Sat December 23, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to know if you've interacted with Russian agents on social media, then today is your lucky day
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Fri December 22, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Comcast representatives strongly disagree with Washington State AG's accusation of 'egregious' deception, claim a better word would be 'Comcastic'
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
"9... 9 hundred... 909 store closings"
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Thu December 21, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Vince McMahon just sold $100 million of WWE shares to fund the XFL sequel. I'd say he's got no chance in hell, but the last time I mocked a McMahon failure, she got a cabinet position
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Chipotle stock continues to fall as they still can't figure out what "health standards" and "disinfectant" are
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Georgia Power decides to continue construction of Vogtle nuclear reactors just to get them to stop reciting their poetry
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Apple admits to doing exactly the kind of thing you'd expect Apple to do
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Elon Musk shows off a few pics of the Falcon Hell Yeah during assembly at Kennedy Space Center
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg is 2017's Misinformer of the Year
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Wed December 20, 2017
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Nashville might not win Amazon's headquarters, however they did score a Shake Shack
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Scientists describe problems in Philip Morris e-cigarette experiments
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP anti-science firm ends its media monitoring contract with the EPA after someone paid attention
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Tue December 19, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The best thing," she says, "is to just not give a fark about anything." claims woman who is not a bar of soap
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Oh yeah, THIS is sustainable: obscure Longfin Corp's stock has soared 2,600% since it debuted on Wednesday to a value $7 billion on the strength of press release stating it had bought "a blockchain-empowered global micro-lending solutions provider"
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Opera (the company) who made Opera (the browser), change their name to Otello (the Shakespearean play?) to distance themselves from the browser (Opera) who they sold to the Chinese (investors) back in the year (2016)
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
On Feb 15th, Chrome will automatically block non compliant ads (defined as full page ads that cover pages, play unexpected sound, or have flashing imagery)
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Left Hand Brewing Company seeks damages from yeast infection
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Mon December 18, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
You can get hired as an unarmed security guard for the 2018 Super Bowl. Yes, really. You. And me. And Bob
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kapersky labs warns that a new bit of android malware they are calling "Loapi" is a desert topping AND a floorwax, it's five attacks in one: it slices, it dices, it creates a major data crisis..it's the only Malware you will EVER need
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Another day, another story of Big Pharma gouging people
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Twitter to start taking a tougher stance against hate speech and calls to violence. Unless you drive a lot of traffic to Twitter. Then it's fine, obviously
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Sun December 17, 2017
(Ballpark Digest)
 
 
 
Boston Red Sox dump Bud, name Sam Adams official ballpark beer partner for 2018. This is how revolutions begin
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
If you're reading this headline in California, put down the damned phone and concentrate on your driving
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Another reason to stay indoors this winter? Netflix has 31 new original shows and movies premiering in January - here's the full list
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
It's not so much news that Sears is teetering on the edge of bankruptcy, it's news that Sears hasn't already thrown in the towel and joined the dustbin of failed retail history
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Sat December 16, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Mozilla continues their commitment to privacy and security by secretly installing a Firefox plugin whose only description is "MY REALITY IS JUST DIFFERENT FROM YOURS"
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Fri December 15, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Not news (unfortunately): Politician drops out because of sexual harassment claims. News: Politician is a Democrat. Holy crap: It's a woman
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Erotic shopping empire is strapped for cash and needs cash to plug leaking bottom line
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Thu December 14, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Behind the scenes with Shepard Smith, the only anchor at Fox News with a measure of integrity
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"A ghost made me fail my drug test"
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Wed December 13, 2017
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
With someone pooping on so many lawns in this town, police admit they don't have much to go on
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This is your friendly reminder that Ajit Pai is a dick and the internet will be gutted tomorrow
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
PepsiCo reserves 100 Tesla Semis, likely at $20,000 a pop. Personally I won't pay more than a $1.50 for a pop
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Tue December 12, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Nintendo's Switch is outselling the Wii at its peak. Suck it, Glorious PC Gaming Master Race
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Pre-orders for the upcoming game console Ataribox, whose specs have not been revealed and has had no games revealed, open on December 14th
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Marshall Faulk suspended over sex allegations, his contributions during WWI forgotten
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Fiat Chrysler Automobiles officially opens distribution center in Romulus, Vulcan is green with envy
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Netflix mocks 53 of its users for watching the same schlocky Lifetime-esque Christmas movie 18 days in a row
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(Time)
 
 
 
The American Dream of buying a home, working 9 to 5, and having a 401K will not make you rich
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Sun December 10, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
After 10 years, has Disney finally ruined Pixar films?
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Sat December 09, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
LA Fark Party - Downtown - Karl Strauss Brewing Company
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I've been thinking about starting my own business. I have a good idea, potential customers, people who want to work with/for me, but no money. How do you start a company based on an idea?
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Fri December 08, 2017
(Pix11)
 
 
 
New ad campaign encourages New Yorkers to 'sit out SantaCon', says drunken bar crawls should be left for St. Patrick
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"In the mid-1990s, ESPN was so of the moment. It felt fun, airy, vibrant. People felt like they wanted to hang out with this network. But it's nearly impossible to stay cool for multiple generations." So long, ESPN. You used to be cool
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Thu December 07, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Goodnight Moon
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
GE cuts its power by 12,000 jobs
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Savage Arms ML10-II muzzle-loading rifle, according to dozens of reports, has a special exploding barrel feature that removes unwanted fingers from hunters. Oh, and the Consumer Product Safety Commission has no authority to recall it
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Wed December 06, 2017
(C|Net)
 
 
 
PayPal says a data breach at a company it recently acquired may have exposed the personal information for up to 1.6 million customers. FFF- Would not do business with again
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
White is not a shared ethnic identity
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Want a 10 bedroom, 18 bathroom mansion with a chipping green, batting cage, bowling alley and basketball court? Good news... In-N-Out hamburger heiress just listed one
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Dark Prince really did propose a secret police force allied to Trump and only Trump, confirms U.S. official, countering the White House's denials that such a proposal even took place
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Does corporate America really need a tax cut? Here's what every S&P 500 company actually pays in taxes
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Useless rock sells for $6.5 million. Probably doesn't even keep tigers away
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut is testing out beer and wine delivery along with their pizza, as you need to be drunk to consume their food
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Facebook's algorithm hijacked a multi-billion dollar company's ads to sell cat blinds
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Tue December 05, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Turns out John Mayer isn't bigger than his body, especially not his appendix
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pop Tarts attempts to have guy arrested for putting mustard on his pop tarts. Well, I don't like poupon my pop tart either, so I get where they're coming from
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Tesco Vee is up to his old tricks, again. This time in West Virginia
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(AP News)
 
 
 
What a coincidence, that's my work nickname too
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today's actor removed from a show due to sexual assault allegations is...Danny Masterson of 'The Ranch'
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Rock being moved because people keep driving into it
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
For those of you who love a great riches to even more riches story: Winklevoss twins become first public figures to see bitcoin investment reach $1 billion
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Private bus company promotes itself by telling customers they won't have to ride with Chinese people. Apology tries to clarify things, explains that they just feel there are too many immigrants
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
100 reasons you're actually not working here anymore
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Sat December 02, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Five big myths about Starbucks, the biggest front of the Illuminati
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(Metro)
 
 
 
McDonald's, where billions are served. Well, except you, because you are wearing a Hijab
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Fri December 01, 2017
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
"The delivery company supervisor came out in his personal car and was not prepared for cleanup. He was in shock when he saw the size of 'it.' He ended up scooping it up with a plastic bag, but didn't want to take it with him (it smelled really bad)"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Billabong gets $150m takeover bid. In other news, Billabong still exists
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Tesla flips the switch on the world's largest lithium-ion battery
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One year ago this week, Trump stood in the Carrier plant in Indianapolis before hundreds of cheering workers and declared that he had saved their jobs from moving to Mexico. Today, more than 600 workers are being laid off and Trump is silent
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"'Delivering white supremacy': Pizzeria apologizes for delivery driver's giant Confederate flag"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
John Cena had a $500,000 Ford that he sold. Apparently Ford has a problem with this
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when days into your new job, you have to send an email to the firm's security team telling them to stop any competitive intelligence projects that included surveilling individuals? I guess that's the price to pay when you join Uber
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(BGR)
 
 
 
DJI drones are NOT spying on you and your neighbors for the Chinese Government. Also, install Kaspersky
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Russia converts 21 brand-spanking-new satellites into instant space junk
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
New Zealand pondering action to protect sheep and cattle from the depravity of Matt Lauer
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Thu November 30, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Gregg Zauff
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Windows 10 is now on 600 million machines, but only if you include Xbox Ones, Tablets and phones. J/K nobody has a Windows phone
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Long story short: Synopsys upgraded
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
GM makes Johnny Cab a reality
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
WH pairing with Eric Prince to outsource the CIA
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Jim Beam is selling a smart decanter that pours whiskey on command. Shut up and take my money
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Yeah, so if you ever need biometric info about anyone, just ask. I'll have over 3 billion images, biometrics, phone numbers. That's what I named the service "Facebook", and people just uploaded pictures of their faces. They trust me. Dumb farks
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Wed November 29, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The IRS is coming and they want their cut of those Bitcoin profits
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you can't get into your Fidelity account, the good news is that it's not a hack, rather just incompetent IT staff. The same IT staff keeping out hackers
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Five rules for grandparents on Facebook. 'No Dick Pics' not among them
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Matt Lauer was fired so abruptly because the NYT and Variety were preparing to publish stories about his sexual misconduct
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Wait, wait, wait, you're telling me a website called "Truthfeed" is nothing more than a propaganda site for Trump and white supremacists? Repeating myself aside, I am shocked, SHOCKED I say, that someone would be disingenuous with a company's name
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Keystone pipeline repaired, will be refouling shortly
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping pong ping pong ping pong ping pong ping pong ping pong ping pong ping pong ping pong ping pong ping pong ping pong ping pong ping pong ping pong ping pong ping pong ping pong ping pong ping
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Arby's has the meats, and now almost $3bil in wings, too
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Mon November 27, 2017
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Tumblr's heads roll
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook to expand AI and pattern-recognition algorithms to identify and auto-interrogate users who are contemplating suicide. Initial questions to include: "Are you OK?" "Can I help?" "Would you like to take a short quiz?"
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
In today's "Weird or Cool from Japan", Tokyo seems to be catering to Fark Admins lately
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Beer company shows us how it's done when local complains about being kept awake by the light from a new billboard
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Massage Envy hit with 180 accusations of rape, lawsuit
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Koch brothers, you can look forward to Trump being named Man of the Year every year from now on
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Sun November 26, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump: "My daughter Ivanka will lead a US delegation to India." State Department: "Who?"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Either this was the worst ever attempt at insurance fraud or this lady really hated her new SUV
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Sat November 25, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
They mad? Oh, they mad
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Fri November 24, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Want to marry your 2-D anime waifu? There is a company in Japan that will provide family support benefits if you do
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Thu November 23, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
In the midst of a divorce, today would have been our 9th anniversary. I got a great gift. Since she left my credit score went up 20 points
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Wed November 22, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Is it really that hard to wait until you're out of the car before you start cramming your fries and chicken nuggets down your gullet? This company thinks so
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Take my beers and that's not nearly all, Oh tainted yeast
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Corporation with big plans for any water found on Mars sending experiment to International Space Station on next resupply mission. Fark: It's Budweiser, and you better believe they have a mission patch
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Energy company calls deafening explosion and four story fireball that can happen anywhere at anytime, "extremely rare"
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Campbell's revenue falls on the higher cost of carrots. So that's what's up
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Uber has had a security data breach that has affected 57 million people. Rather than let you know about it, Uber paid the hackers $100,000 not to use the data
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Female Hewlett Packard CEO to step down. No, not that one. This one took a steaming wreck of a company and turned it into something salvageable
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Uber is facing a wacky existential race
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Whitefish stops 'working' on Puerto Rico power grid, claims it's owed $83 million
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Twitter: "What bots?"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
What does the Fox say? "NO to investigating POTUS and Russia"
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
London buses to be powered by coffee grounds. Too bad they all drink tea over there
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Sun November 19, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alabama media company to Roy Moore: Go ahead, sue us - we'd love to air your dirty laundry in court
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
While the Council of Ricks sit Shiva, it's a flashback episode told from the perspective of the Saviors and Eugene, replaying the first four episodes of the season from the villains' perspective. Will there be momentum? The Walking Dead 9pm EST on AMC
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(NewsTalk ZB)
 
 
 
Guy rents car, registers it under his name and uses it as collateral on $46k loan, then defaults. Fark: Bank sues rental company, demanding car. Double Fark: Judge agrees with bank
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The sequel to Mad Max: Fury Road is in jeopardy as director George Miller is suing Warner Bros claiming he is owed a $7M bonus
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
One's Company
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Sat November 18, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The front fell off
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Happy couple sues police, insurance company for their group effort in being dumber than a bag of hammers
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Fri November 17, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Russian intelligence propaganda techniques -- so simple, even a simple businessman can do it and bury a competitor. Until the story comes out
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article A dildo, never YOUR dildo
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Amazon Key. It's a lot like Ocean's Eleven, with your home playing the part of The Bellagio
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
More than 200,000 gallons of oil spill from Keystone pipeline in South Dakota. Why does that name sound so familiar? Oh, right
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Steelers and Big Ben be able to iron out the Titans or will DeMarco Murray and company knock down the the curtain and leave Pittsburgh with a win? It is your Thursday Night Football thread, starting at 8:25pm EST on NBC
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
By the time Trump's FCC is done, cutting grandma's cable won't be enough to rescue her from the onslaught of right-wing fear mongering
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Toys 'R' Us employee: I need a holiday bonus. Company: I'm sorry, we can't afford that, due to our pending bankruptcy negotiations and lackluster sales. Executive: I need a holiday bonus. Company: Of course, here is $16 million
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News outraged after Twitter purges verification of Nazis
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Warner Bros. wins the bidding rights to Paddington 2: Revenge of the Soulless Automaton
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Busker plays bass like a lead guitar. Yeah, yeah, you've heard that before. Well, stay for the EVH tapping
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese train company felt compelled to issue an apology for a train not leaving on time. It left 20 seconds early
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
USA to RT: You must register as a foreign agent. Russia: FINE. We'll just make every non-Russian media company register as a foreign agent. How ya like that? We sure showed you, you noobs
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Wed November 15, 2017
(The Register)
 
 
 
Oracle being sued again for their awful treatment of staff. Surely they can see this coming?
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(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Lawsuit threat from Roy Moore's lawyers does not comport to typical vernacular
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Papa John: I'm sorry you were offended by the stupid crap I said, please buy my crappy pizza
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 17 famous company names you have been pronouncing wrong all along
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
It's one thing to fark with Gawker about Hulk Hogan. Peter Thiel now believes he has the political capital to fark with Google by purchasing antitrust verdicts
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Dear BBC: If you need an anti-Trump Tweet to quote, you have millions to choose from. It might not hurt to be a bit more choosy
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
OnePlus, the company that was sending user information to servers in China, has been shipping phones with a hidden back door for years. At least it was cheap
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(Inc)
 
 
 
Kevin Spacey's going Full Frank Underwood on Netflix in termination dispute
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(The Northern Echo (UK))
 
 
 
Sausage company issues apology after Advent calendar replaces baby Jesus with a sausage roll. Mmmm... sweet, sweet baby Jesus
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity declares victory in the Great Keurig War of 2017, issues a stand-down order to his viewer army
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Can't remember that private conversation you had with your wife last month? Just Google it
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Mon November 13, 2017
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Legendary Russian daredevil Valery Rozov has said "hold my vodka and watch this" for the last time
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In a rather unconventional PR move Keurig CEO decides the best way to move forward amidst their Sean Hannity's Fox News program advertisement controversy is to piss off everybody
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I've never hired a moving company before. Never had to. Last time I moved everything I kept fit in a tiny sedan. Moving about 200 miles. Any advice?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Huddle is a highly secure online collaboration system. Until more than 50 people per second try to use it. Then it's the Chatroulette of online collaboration systems
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Since Facebook was designed to be addictive, does that make it evil?
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Negan gets a new weapon for The Saviors to use against the Council of Rick. Will Carol find romance with Daryl, or will she find someone new? Will any fresh Saviors sit Shiva? Will anything remotely interesting happen? The Walking Dead, 9pm EST on AMC
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Which team achieve that Rocky Mountain High in Denver? Can the Patriots tear up the Broncos, or will Denver trample Tom Brady and company? It is your Sunday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30pm EST on NBC
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Sat November 11, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hasbro seriously toys with the idea of buying Mattel
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Ever try to buy tickets to your favorite show and find it is sold out within 3 minutes? Thank StubHub since they keep the door wide open for scalpers. Come in boys time is money
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
We can build a better employee, now we have to do the same with our cars
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(Economist)
 
 
 
South African stock broker sells himself multiple single shares of obscure company linked to corrupt cronies of President Zuma, to draw a giant middle finger in that day's price chart for the stock. What a shocker
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Thu November 09, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
ESPN to lay off 100 after Thanksgiving. HAPPY HOLIDAYS
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
ARM demands felony charges for cow abuse. Meanwhile, the Core Commander happily lights a grill made out of destroyed Pee Wee
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pet-sitting company who sued customer over negative Yelp review loses SLAPP bet, must chose between 10 slaps now or 5 slaps between now and the end of time
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Security theater requires more money
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Equifax:All your leaked data is still our property. This is part of the way the economy works
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Landlord won't fix a broken door. Sunshine State Solution: Shoot selves during staged home invasion for insurance money
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The word 'unblowupable' is thrown around a lot these days
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Apple could invent Google Glass as soon as 2020
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sears decides to not wait for that pesky 3rd quarter conference call and just puts out there what everyone knows: the ship is crashing
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
🍆 ?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey called her security detail KKK, Nazis, Skinheads and performed sex acts in front of them per strange sexual harassment claims
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tesla's head of battery engineering self-discharges
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Wilbur's government aide was also serving on the board of the company that shipped stuff to Russia. That company that Wilbur sweartogod had nothing to do with. Fire this guy and hire the talking horse instead
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
Every time Bono claps his hands, he secretly invests in an overseas tax haven
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Man's wife trips over a small shopping cart being pushed by a young child. Naturally this is a great time to pull out a gun
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
No, it's not you, it's Comcast
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Thanks to Medicare cracking down on drug-testing fraud, it's more lucrative than ever: "The audit initially called for repayment of $25 million but was settled in 2016 for less than $7,000, according to the company. Medicare officials had no comment"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Another day, another example of a car insurance company weaseling out of its contract
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
That woman who flipped off His Orangeness from her bike? Yeah, she was fired for violating "social media policy." Bonus: A company senior director had recently posted "You're a f****ing Libtard a**hole" in response to BLM. Yes, he still has a job
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Papa John is having quite the week. Now he is telling Nazis not to buy his pizza
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Oh, and Kushner is also co-owner of a company with a guy who owns a company that Russian Intelligence used to buy all those ads on social media
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well, so much for the Big Ten having a team in the playoff hunt. At least they'll have company with the Pac-12, Big 12 and maybe even the ACC out of the post-season picture as well
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Remember the proposed T-Mobile, Sprint merger? Well, both companies have just hung up
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Sat November 04, 2017
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Too late Johnny, you stepped on your dick on this one. Another example of why amateurs should stay out of politics
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's Twitter lockdown has raised security concerns from people who worry their accounts could be killed by a customer service rep
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(Bearing Arms)
 
 
 
It is perfectly legal to draw your concealed handgun in a self-defense situation; however, failure to produce a steak bagel is not one of them
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Fri November 03, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Teen Vogue dropping print edition after realizing that their target audience doesn't even know what a print magazine is
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Facebook could be fixed by--Germany?
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Thu November 02, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Brought to you by the Cosby/Weinstein Production company (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ralph Lauren's turnaround success story started with the idea of intentionally decreasing sales figures
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Subby's laundry can be pretty toxic, especially after a chili cookoff, but never to the point where it would cause a washing machine to explode and disembowel itself, knocking someone out. (Pic, video)
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Pit Liquor is a whiskey-based deodorant so you too can smell like a Fark systems admin
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Looks like those dreams of the $1000 smart tea pot have been smashed to a pulp
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
More details about the mystery subdomains within the Trump Organization's web servers. It's a real enigma how this happened. A riddle
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
TacoTime introduces the Tamale Burrito. In six months, Taco Bell will "introduce" the Tamalerito
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One week after a declared opioid crisis, FDA panel approves an opioid addiction drug by a vote of 18-1. Lone holdout says it can't keep up with the joneses
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The "Hollywood" sex scandal has now spread to country music as Dolly Parton's publicist is accused of sexually assaulting male performers. This one will be tough to spin
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Non-smokers given extra paid time off to compensate for smoke breaks in one Japanese company. For Americans, 'paid time off' is when you get paid for not being at work
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Hey FedEx and UPS... nice little business you guys have going there. Really hate to see something bad happen to it. Signed: Jeff Bezos
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Apple and Facebook decide to open Xi backdoor to access China
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Mon October 30, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Amazon has been blamed for killing off "brick & mortar" bookstores... even their own brick & mortar bookstores
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Facebook forgot to carry the one when calculating how many users saw Russian propaganda on its platform; turns out it was 126 million, not 29 million
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Sun October 29, 2017
(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Bad: Having your identity stolen. Worse: Having your identity stolen 5 times. WTF: Having your identity stolen 15 times, during an Equifax security breach
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
The Boring Company reveals first picture of test tunnel after getting a permit to dig. They either have a really fast tunneling machine, or there's a horta on the loose under Hawthorne
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Getting an iPhone X? Don't drop it. Apple has revealed how much it will cost to repair the phone if the screen is damaged ... and it's not cheap
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Clearly, the sensible choice for a Halloween costume is "gun-toting terrorist"
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Sat October 28, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Company fires employee for "working too hard"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Want to dramatically increase the value of your company? Just add the word "blockchain" to you company name and watch the stock price skyrocket
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Man facing charges for running unlicensed bitcoin exchange. Subby sleeps soundly knowing his life savings are safely in Mt. Gox
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Tesla employees don't believe the reasons given by the company for the recent mass firings
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Billionaire pharma CEO who funded anti-cannabis campaign charged with bribing doctors to prescribe opioids; will probably still receive lighter sentence than some guy busted with a dime bag
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Wow, Thanksgiving at the Kushners is gonna be SUPER awkward this year, even IF they leave his father-in-law in the car: Jared's brother, founder of a healthcare company writes an Op-ed defending Obamacare and attacking Trump's attempts to kill it
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Pumpkin Spice conquers the pot brownies. Cannableahs
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Hershey Company has reported a sweet rise in income during the third quarter of this year
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Shipping delays for iPhone X hitting IV-VI weeks
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
Today marks the 113th anniversary of the New York subway system and the earliest recorded example of New York finishing second in a competition with Boston
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The CVS-Aetna deal is less about providing insurance and more about attempting to fix drug prices, using every sense of the word "fix"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Newly-released JFK files reveal CIA tried to kill Castro in very strange ways, including bacteria-laden swimsuits and booby-trapped seashells
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Pharmaceutical CEO arrested for opioid kickback scheme
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
StepTo receives a permanent ban
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
And here you thought being a passenger going through airport security was a crappy experience
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Science Care is the McDonald's of the cadaver supply business. Would you like flies with that?
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bud light sales slip as Americans discover seltzer water
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(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Company in charge of Puerto Rico cleanup acts all "Presidential", then thinks better of it and later apologizes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
50 years ago today, John McCain's plane was shot down in Vietnam
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Would you mind being charged a higher ticket price for hit films and getting charged less for flops? It might be the way the movie theater biz is going
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Talk about "through the Looking Glass". Kaspersky Labs, with ties to Putin, admits to lifting Top Secret NSA "hacking" code from an American computer. So, somehow, that makes it OK
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
The Microsoft Kinect is now dead [O______o]
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Ohio is the worst place to trick-or-treat, says study conducted outside of Albert Belle's house
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(CBC)
 
 
 
GM shares hit all-time high. Airbag fails to deploy, everyone dies
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(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
A company had men and women wear sensors to study interactions: same behavior leads to different outcomes due to bias. Obvious tag puts down her cosmo to yell DUH at study authors
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stock market partying like its 1999
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Twitter outlines plan for shutting down Twitter
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The Sackler family doesn't want you to know that the Sackler family got its Sackler family fortune by creating the opioid addiction epidemic, which is brought to you by the Sackler family
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(WTOP)