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89 headlines found matching 'cold'
Fri February 24, 2017
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Kentucky PD: Yeah, maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a giant skull representing a vigilante and cold-blooded murderer emblazoned with the "Blue Lives Matter" colors on our vehicles. Our bad
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Thu February 23, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
There's nothing nicer on a cold night than burning logs in a campfire or a fireplace - unless of course the logs are packed with pot
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CPAC organizer denounces "alt right" on CPAC stage, not because they're racist far-right assholes but because they're a "left-wing fascist group." Also contends sun is "cold," water is "dry," Trump is "really rational, mellow guy with great hair"
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Guy arrested after smashing his car onto the patio of KISS's newest restaurant in Cucamonga. Yes, cops suspect cold gin: "most nights the patio is filled with people sitting around the fire pits"
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Half-eaten shark washes up on Florida beach, as some larger shark is no doubt being scolded about starving sharks in China
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Clearance Clarence)
 
 
 
Mullet, Cold War and now another piece of 80's nostalgia is back: ATC Union "prepared to fight for US airspace safety" in light of Trump's freeze on hiring federal employees and the executive branch's hateboner for federal employees and unions
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hair freezing contest is the hottest thing in the Yukon. Winner gets $700 in cold hard cash
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Were 46 percent of the people in this photo (including the President of the United States) given the Stone Cold Stunner? (with animated GIFs)
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Tue February 14, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
As his lackeys in Washington come under increasing scrutiny, Vladimir Putin decides to secretly deploy cruise missiles in violation of treaty that ended Cold War
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Mon February 13, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
After unspecified health troubles that forced multiple concert cancellations, Grammy winner Willie Nelson, 83, is on the road again
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
As winter continues, the latest cold-calling scam is suddenly heating up
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Slooh)
 
 
 
Live stream of the eclipse. It's cold outside
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Overnight, someone left a bunch of kitties in plastic tubs at the local cat rescue place. This is not the recommended method for offloading your cats
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Thu February 09, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my favorite Simpsons episodes not barred by narrow-minded executives
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Wed February 08, 2017
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
The one where the boyfriend gets his girlfriend a cold taco from a taco truck, so she shoots him
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Instead of building a border wall loaded with cold checkpoints and icy officials, why not create one that is warm and friendly and invites people to come out and play together?
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Sun February 05, 2017
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Captain's log: Final entry
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Thu February 02, 2017
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Every day of Groundhog Day playing out at the same time. It's going to be cold, it's going to be dark and it's going to last you for the rest of your lives
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Sat January 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Finland plans to become tobacco-free by 2040, as they put the "cold" in cold turkey
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Weird Asia News)
 
 
 
Save the date - Japan has officially gone wild over the new Vladimir Putin calendar
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Broadway World)
 
 
 
Danny Glover gets too old for this shiat, but not too old to narrate A&E reboot of Cold Case Files and its dramatic crime reenactments
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Wed January 18, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Nakamura and Roode's contract signing end in fisticuffs? Is Lana getting cold feet? Ooh, one of the 1st episodes of Lucha Underground is replaying tonight. "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET
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(TASS News Russia)
 
 
 
"The PEEOTUS is saying is that he has an enormous respect for the Russian people and the legacy of the relationship that the US has with Russia, which dates back to the Second World War," says Senior Trump Adviser unfamiliar with Cold War
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Grind TV)
 
 
 
Not only do the polar bears, seals, and otters enjoy a snow day at the zoo, but the Asian elephants seem to enjoy the cold stuff as well
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
That's just cold, man
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Near-perfect ice circle? I'm not saying it's ice aliens
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The next time you go to the dentist and intensely feel the cold steel bite of his drill spinning vigorously into your decaying, exposed, cavity-riddled tooth, you can now blame a genetic mutation for why the anesthesia didn't work
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russia scraps its cloned dogs of war program because the first batch of superpups couldn't handle the cold. Looks like they were barking up the wrong tree. Hello? Is this thing on?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert delivers the trailer for "Hidden Fences," which features Denzel Washington telling a fence that fences don't go into space. "This is the movie white people were talking about at the Golden Globes"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
With the cure for cancer, cold fusion, and interstellar travel at warp speed figured out, scientists turn to the Last Great Question: which animals fart?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Mankind may never know who built Stonehenge, where Jimmy Hoffa's body is, and why hot water freezes faster than cold water
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It seems the Germans have licked the cold fusion problem that will deliver limitless energy from seawater
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Sun January 08, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
The largest armed U.S. military brigade to be deployed to Europe since the end of the Cold War has just arrived in Germany. Hmm...this means something
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Steelers and Packers use home field advantage to advance to the next round? Or will the Dolphins and Giants pull off upsets and be the ones advancing? Will the cold weather affect the game? The fun begins at 1pm ET
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
This cold weather is actually good for you. Just look at how healthy and robust all the homeless people gathered around the alley barrel fire behind your apartment are
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
You probably haven't heard the name of Bill Perry; he's an 89 year-old veteran of the Cold Wars who has become the global conscience of nuclear war. And he is terrified of a Trump presidency and wonders why the rest of us aren't as well
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
To get perfectly accurate weather data on snowfall in one of the coldest spots in the US, one would actually have to live alone in the woods and keep daily records for 40 years. There couldn't be anyone who would do that. Or, would there?
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Japanese insurance company replaces employees with cold, heartless robots, finally bringing them on par with American insurance companies
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Super-cold, super-dry weather pattern hits Pacific Northwest: El Arido, which is Spanish for "The Arido"
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Sun January 01, 2017
(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
In praise of the Omega Speedmaster, the "holy grail" of watches that was developed in top secret labs for astronauts to wear in outer space. But your Casio is nice too
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
House Republicans get cold feet about winning their ObamaCare lawsuit. Something about responsibility
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Pulse (Nigeria))
 
 
 
Ya know how only one nostril clogs up when you're sick? Here's the science
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Wed December 28, 2016
(All Access)
 
 
 
"And now for the Weather Report. Cloudy and cold with a 100% chance of founding member Alphonse Mouzon passing away at age 68"
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Sun December 25, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
After nearly 12 months of carnage, is 2016 silently stalking its greatest prize? Or is it just a "heavy cold" like the Palace spokesman claims?
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Soccer player returns to field after heart transplant, will freak out opponents and teammates next time he takes a dive
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Real time video shows how much happens between the SNL cold open and the monologue. Bet you thought it was done better in '77
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Wed December 21, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip miss annual Christmas pilgrimage for first time in six decades due to "heavy colds." Old Man 2016 still feeling spry
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(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Chicago is now colder than Mars. Although you probably won't get shot on Mars
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Mon December 19, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cold swimmer
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(MSN)
 
 
 
It was cold during the Packers-Bears game. How cold was it? It was so cold the players' helmets cracked
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Sun December 18, 2016
(BrainPop)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club wants to fight the cold with some hot hot hot Latin music. Where should one start this South of the Border musical journey?
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Former NFL lineman says players keeping warm by drinking whiskey in the locker room prior to cold games. This gives a new meaning to 'taking a big hit'
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
There's cold, and then there's wet shirt freezes solid in two minutes cold
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Car insurance rates would drop if there were fewer deer accidents. So we should put mountain lions on the east coast. But how to deal with the mountain lion problem? Introduce gorillas. But how to deal with the gorillas? Cold weather will solve it
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
I'll make my elaborate Christmas light display that looks like the America flag go dark when you pull the plug from my cold dead hands
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Thu December 15, 2016
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated names Michael Phelps the "Greatest Olympian of All Time" for winning 22 medals, wearing a Speedo and having to contend with cold water shrinkage
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cold couple
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Wed December 14, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Just because it's a bit cold in Ann Arbor this week doesn't mean Jim Harbaugh's thinking of leaving to coach the Rams
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(CBC)
 
 
 
How farking cold is it in the Yukon right now? People there just broke the record for most electricity used in a day. For the third time this week
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Star Wars fans lining up in the cold to watch Rogue One, even though they already have tickets and a guaranteed seat: "There is still a subset of fans that LOVE hanging out with other like-minded fans"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Five-week old puppy saved from being a pup-sicle, upgraded to hot dog
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It was a cold and snowy morning, the river was frozen, as was my dog. I left her outside when the storm rolled through. Oh well, at least I have a pupsicle. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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Tue December 13, 2016
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Here's what the current U.S. cold snap looks like to NASA, from frozen monkey balls in the west to gravedigger's ass in the east
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Sun December 11, 2016
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
The companies that sell winter coats and outdoor gear in Canada to Canadians are complaining that Canada is so cold this December it's hurting their business: "We're getting kicked in the teeth"
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Sat December 10, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
According to "inside sources" Trump's secretary of state du jour is now Exxon CEO Rex Tillerson. Enjoy it before it gets cold and needs throwing out
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Will that team do the whatnot? Will whatshisface do the thing? The action is hot and the goonjuice is cold, strap in for another hockey Saturday on Fark. Stars/Flyers @ 1PM ET, Senators/Kings @ 4PM ET, whole bunch of teams @ 7PM ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Researcher wonders why so few people in the UK seem interested in popping open a cold one
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Cold Brew Coffee Maker. Self- contained, individual Japanese / Dutch style cold brew for coffee geeks. More flavors and less bitterness. Insert inappropriate "your mom" joke here. (Sponsored Link)
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is suffering from a head cold that came out of nowhere...any home remedies?
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
"It's fair to say that at this pace, the Caribbean is running out of coconuts"
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
The first-ever NASCAR race was held 121 years ago in Chicago. "The winner drove 52.4 miles in 10 hours and 23 minutes. To put that number into perspective, Lewis Hamilton travelled a total of 161.9 miles in less than two hours at the Monaco GP"
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
"Your instinct to blame everything on the media is a crutch," a fiery Chuck Todd scolds Kellyanne Conway
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Stop giving children under 12 cold medicine
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The KGB had a unique signature move during the cold war. They would always accuse their adversary of doing exactly what they themselves were attempting. That signature is all over this election
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Sat November 26, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
However we have deployed an Xcom team to investigate
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Military.com)
 
 
 
Defense-secretary frontrunner tells Trump beer and smokes work better on terror suspects than waterboarding does. Anti-torture advocates relieved somewhat; health scolds erupt in outrage
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Men's Health (UK))
 
 
 
Science finally cures the common cold. In mice, anyway
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Zoolz Lifetime Cloud storage. 500GB easily accessible storage, additional 500GB cold storage (similar to Amazon Glacier) - 1TB total. There is no Dana. (Sponsored Link)
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Variety)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, a sudden cold snap results in a Killer Frost. Meanwhile, Julian suffers an accident at work even though he wasn't even supposed to be there today. (CW 8ET)
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Expert claims having sex with robots 'will turn you into a master of lovemaking.' Sure it will
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Fri November 11, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Beagle 2 Mars lander was a good robot that collected data and waited and waited and waited for the message from Earth that never came. Then it died cold and alone
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Remember when Steph Curry's 3-point shot went cold? Well, about that "Well about that"
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Lowest November temperatures in the UK in 100 years makes it colder than Moscow, with only slightly better food
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, Kara comes face to face with a band of thieves armed with lasers. No word if she'll use her super cold breath to freeze them. (CW 8PM ET)
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Sun November 06, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Elon Musk says they've finally figured out what caused the Falcon 9 pad explosion back in September. We're not saying it was aliens, but...okay, it was really oxygen that got too cold and turned into a solid
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Sat November 05, 2016
(Guardian)
 
Weeners
 
The Mayor of Turin wants the city to go vegetarian. You'll get my salami when you pry it from my cold dead hands, Mrs. Mayor
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
At University of Illinois you can take ESPN 101 for credit, where classes will investigate cold hard facts of who's now. Boo-yah
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Volcanologists are surprised to discover that Mount St. Helens, which was responsible for the deadliest eruption in US history, is actually cold inside. Wait, what?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Now that Russia has settled into the Crimea region it is bringing old Cold War military assets back online. This should end well
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