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Headlines matching 'cold'
Sun February 05, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Boston.com) Cool How cold is it in Europe? Water is freezing and Russians are putting on their underwear (pics)  (boston.com) (94)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Telegraph) Fail "This deadly cold front is sponsored to you by BMW -- the ultimate driving machine"  (telegraph.co.uk) (8)


Wed February 01, 2012
(The Sun) Followup UK remains in full EVERYBODY PANIC mode as temperatures plunge to 14°F, which newspaper notes is colder than Antarctica (where it is currently summer)  (thesun.co.uk) (99)


Thu January 26, 2012
(sbnation) Obvious "This is either the best trolling ever by TIME or a dash of cold water on the face of American soccer fans"  (sbnation.com) (264)


Wed January 25, 2012
(YouTube) Cool Let's go back to Cold War days, when random stretches of the autobahn could be converted to emergency runways in just hours, suitable for launching fighters and landing cargo planes  (youtube.com) (29)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Some Guy) Florida "I just wanted to help the little guy. It was cold and I didn't want to see it left outdoors. I wasn't going to harm him. I just wanted to nurse him back to good health"  (ocala.com) (99)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Chicago Sun-Times) Followup Not feeling well? Stuffed up? Your papers, citizen. I'll just go ahead and transmit this cold medicine purchase information to the police  (suntimes.com) (286)


Fri January 20, 2012
(UPI) Fail Man released from prison into cold, cruel world wearing only shirt, underwear and socks  (upi.com) (41)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Daily Mail) Spiffy It must be really cold in Hawaii, because Rihanna's clothes keep shrinking. NTTAWWT  (dailymail.co.uk) (56)


Mon January 16, 2012
(BBC) Interesting British scientists have positioned equipment that will dig deep into Antarctic ice next summer and unleash a horror that will destroy humanity  (bbc.co.uk) (23)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Huffington Post) Interesting Your dog wants steak. Not socks  (huffingtonpost.com) (26)
(Denver Post) Interesting Stone Cold Steve Austin will happily surrender "3:16" to Tim Tebow if Tebow can successfully throw for 316 yards against the Patriots. Man, Steve, why not just ask Tebow to walk on water, as well?  (denverpost.com) (113)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Fark) Followup Chicago FarkParty. Tomorrow. 7PM. Come drink away the cold. (Link goes to original thread.)  (fark.com) (25)
(Guardian) Asinine They can take away my bacon when they pry it from my cold, cancer-ey pancreas  (guardian.co.uk) (29)


Thu January 12, 2012
(BBC) Asinine Nuclear fear has nothing to do with the cold war, Chernobyl, 3 Mile Island or Fukushima. It's James Bond's fault. Your dog wants a dry martini, shaken not stirred  (bbc.co.uk) (71)


Tue January 10, 2012
(The Daily Beast) Obvious Using nicotine patches has the same success rate as quitting cold turkey. However, they do give you much better dreams and greatly reduce the homicidal urges  (thedailybeast.com) (128)


Fri January 06, 2012
(ABC) Asinine Driving with a cold is the same as driving after 4 double shots of whiskey  (abcnews.go.com) (117)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Houston Press) Interesting For cold and flu season, a food critic determines which cough syrups taste best and which taste the most like liquid death  (blogs.houstonpress.com) (123)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Mass panic hits Florida as temperatures plunge to a freezing 60 degrees  (sun-sentinel.com) (50)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Slate) Stupid Mitt Romney, on Pres. Obama: "He's in Hawaii right now. We're in the cold, in the rain, in the wind because we care about America." Because fark Hawaiians  (slatest.slate.com) (229)


Thu December 29, 2011
(102.7 WEBN Cincinnati OH) Silly You know how I know you're gay? You climbed into Chris Martin's garden and sang him Coldplay songs  (webn.com) (9)


Wed December 28, 2011
(NESN) Weird NBA player's career cut short because of freezer burn. That's cold  (nesn.com) (37)


Sun December 25, 2011
(Yahoo) Spiffy Decades later, a Cold War secret is revealed in Danbury, CT  (news.yahoo.com) (146)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Lohud.com) Sappy Nine-year-old boy with leukemia gets rescue puppy for Christmas, delivered by fire truck. And if that don't do the trick, the pic in TFA will demolish the rest of you cold-hearted bastards  (lohud.com) (67)


Fri December 23, 2011
(NPR) Spiffy With winter extending its icy grip on poor slobs in northern climates, and endless months of dreary, cold, and miserable weather are enough to drive even the sane to consider eating a bullet, there's only one answer: Glogg  (npr.org) (69)


Thu December 22, 2011
(The New York Times) Interesting The border fence has stopped the single greatest threat to our nation cold in its tracks: bears  (nytimes.com) (29)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Slate) Sick There's an entire universe of photos that Slate could've selected from to illustrate their article titled, "Why do nipples harden in the cold?" And from that universe they chose one...of Rep. Barney Frank  (slate.com) (110)
(CBS Chicago) Obvious "Your entire lives have been defined in too large a part by association with a college football program. Now, you are cowards - unwilling or unable to confront the cold truth that your beloved father figure was a bad man"  (chicago.cbslocal.com) (328)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing "It used to be that I got home from work and the only thing I'd want to put in my mouth was the cold barrel of my grandfather's shotgun. Then I discovered Sonia Allison's Chicken Tetrazzini, and now there are two things"  (amazon.com) (38)


Sun December 11, 2011
(Columbia tribune) Interesting Low Energy Nuclear Reaction. It's real, it's not Cold Fusion, but no-one knows what it is because they are too busy arguing over it  (columbiatribune.com) (70)


Sat December 10, 2011
(UPI) Obvious Coldplay announces new North American tour. Dozens of North American fans rejoice  (upi.com) (37)
(Some Guy) Interesting Amazing electron microscope images of snowflakes. Sometimes precious snowflakes aren't such a bad thing  (emu.arsusda.gov) (17)
(Huffington Post) Cool Cold war-era missile silo converted into 'ultimate secret lair' up for sale. No, its not in a hollowed out volcano like you asked for (w/ pics and video)  (huffingtonpost.com) (78)


Fri December 09, 2011
(SanDiegoUnionTribune) Amusing San Diegans crying about sub-40 degree weather: "It's so cold, I almost didn't wear shorts today"  (signonsandiego.com) (131)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Telegraph) Followup Scientist pours cold water on the hype that Kepler-22b may be home to beautiful blue skinned cat people who want to have sex with you  (blogs.telegraph.co.uk) (127)
(Boston.com) Cool Love the cold and snow and hate paying taxes? Has Maine got a retirement plan for you  (boston.com) (50)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Salon) Unlikely "Cain's innocent because he never harassed me, and I'm a stone cold hottie" With "Do not want" pic  (salon.com) (151)


Tue November 29, 2011
(USA Today) Obvious Record cold snap hits the South. Guess, uh, global warming's coming a little later this year  (usatoday.com) (157)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Some Grill Guy) Photoshop With cold weather upon us, photoshop the end of grilling season  (bestofbbq.info) (17)


Thu November 24, 2011
(Huffington Post) Followup Takeru Kobayashi shatters yesterday's 10 minute turkey eating world record by more than 2 pounds. Promptly says he's now going to quit cold turkey  (huffingtonpost.com) (22)


Tue November 22, 2011
(ESPN) Silly The waiver wire is hot, the trade deadline is hotter and my team is ice cold. It's waiver wire tuesday's fantasy football article  (sports.espn.go.com) (38)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool Metal from Hydrogen? It's more likely than you clink  (rsc.org) (50)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Yahoo) Scary Not news: Cold War ended years ago. News: There are still nuclear warheads out there. Fark: Here is a story including a map of where they are  (news.yahoo.com) (144)


Fri November 11, 2011
(NJ.com) Interesting NCIS Cold Case Homicide working on 1992 Marine murder. There is no Prime Suspect, but they hope a new Dragnet by the Numb3rs will restore Law & Order by catching these Criminal Minds  (nj.com) (61)


Wed November 09, 2011
(PhysOrg.com) Strange Scientists discover more strange and troubling behavior of common chemical, dihydrogen monoxide. When are we going to wake up and ban this once and for all?  (physorg.com) (35)


Fri November 04, 2011
(MLive.com) Asinine When cops find missing man, he was so cold that he could no longer walk. So they cite him for trespassing because he collapsed on private property  (mlive.com) (79)


Wed November 02, 2011
(FilmDrunk) Amusing The Steven Seagal movie plot word cloud. I see that the words "kill," "dead," "killed," and "discovers cold" are quite prominent  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) (21)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Forbes) Interesting Step 1: Announce work on a functional cold fusion device. Step 2: Get money from investors. Step 3: Proclaim successful test of the cold fusion device. Step 4: Retire and leave the country before real scientists test it  (forbes.com) (67)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Yahoo) Cool The weather in St. Louis is cold, followed by a deep Freese. There will be a Game 7  (sports.yahoo.com) (173)


Tue October 25, 2011
(The Register) Silly Cisco chief's package shrinks 65%. HE WAS IN THE POOL. THE WATER WAS COLD  (theregister.co.uk) (15)


Sat October 22, 2011
(Rolling Stone) Fail Finally, we have the question to which there is no answer: What is the best Coldplay song?  (rollingstone.com) (112)


Fri October 21, 2011
(NME) Obvious Chris Martin: "We know Coldplay's lyrics are a bit shiat"  (nme.com) (35)
(Yahoo) Sad Schweddy Balls turning blue after getting the cold shoulder from retailers  (news.yahoo.com) (62)


Mon October 17, 2011
(The Times of India) Ironic Fire breaks out in cold storage  (timesofindia.indiatimes.com) (36)


Fri October 14, 2011
(Somebody's appreciated) Interesting Inside the world's best employer: "There's a rule that there must be food within 100 ft of every employee." Somehow, subby's cold cup'O'ramen doesn't look as tempting as it did (Lots of jealousy inspiring pics)  (business.asiaone.com) (57)

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