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98 headlines found matching 'coffee'
Sat December 03, 2016
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Hipster Santa returns to Portland. He knows if you've been bad or good or buying fair trade coffee, but you've probably never heard of him
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Thu December 01, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Why Lego is not just the perfect toy, but one of the finest engineering systems created by man: "The standard brick has a variation of just 0.004mm, which means Legos are more precisely crafted than your coffeemaker, your television or your iPhone"
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
2016 World Chess Championship has finally been decided after 19 days, 12 regulation games, 4 rapid tiebreaker games and 86 gallons of coffee (bonus: detailed analysis of last 4 tiebreaker games)
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Starbucks unveils $150 smart mug. Apparently paying $150 for a coffee container has nothing to do with the term "smart"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Your next in-flight meal could be catered by McDonald's
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cola Wars rage on by proxy, as alternative drink makers Bai and KeVita get snappled up to energize slow soda sales
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Damn it's getting to a point that a VP-elect Mike Pence fan can't even get a cup of coffee with his racist tirade and pepper spraying in NYC without getting arrested
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Mon November 21, 2016
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Rhett Butler sues after his genitals are burned in a mid-flight coffee spill. Unfortunately, there was no one aboard the plane who knew nothin' bout birthin' no babies or savin' no penises
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
When stigginit goes wrong. Trump supporters protest Starbucks by spending money there
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Brew your perfect cup of coffee with MATH
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Starbucks sells $95 138-oz souvenir coffee cup that notionally holds eight grandes of Starbucks goodness, but in fact is decorative only since no one drinks that many grandes in one sitting
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Middle-aged White Guy goes on a tirade after Starbucks employees refuse to recognize the new political reality and honor his status as a Trump voter by getting him his coffee faster
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Wed November 16, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump-loving coffee shop owner who called for people to "hang the m**keys" in reference to black protesters says he's not racist, though he refuses to sell coffee without milk or cream in it
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
In world coffee survey of offices, Starbucks, and indie coffeehouses, Rio gives you the most jolt for the buck, while Zurichers get ripped off no matter where they go
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
PA is leaving the stone age as governor signs bill that will allow six packs to be sold at beer distributors
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Molecules found on phones reveal clues about their owners' lifestyles. All the Cheetos dust on your phone does not bode well
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Sun November 13, 2016
(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
Maker of Frappuccino bongs ordered to pay Starbucks $500,000 in damages
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Palcohol is exactly what it sounds like: powdered alcohol. Founded by Mark Phillips, it's set to become the first commercially viable product of its kind, and is expected to hit the markets in 2017"
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Tue November 08, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Madrid opens 'Robin Hood' restaurant that will feed the homeless with the profits from paying customers. "The idea is not to rob from the rich to feed the poor, but to share"
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Sun November 06, 2016
(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
You love beer, you also love coffee, right? Well here are the best coffee beers based on your favorite coffee drink
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Sat November 05, 2016
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
There are still places where you can't buy a mixed drink
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Now that Christmas is 51 days away, here's your definitive guide to Christmas drinks
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Mixing energy drinks and alcohol causes brain changes in mice. Mostly by causing them to come out of the walls and challenge the nearest cat to a fistfight
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Coffee bacon? Coffee-marinated steak? Hey, whatever does it for you, we won't judge. Nine ways to enjoy coffee besides your morning cup of joe
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Tue November 01, 2016
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Millennials are running the world out of coffee
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thanks Rehab Bunny! Bok Bok
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Here's how to make a functional one-cup coffee maker out of Lego for your desk
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
UK ranked as the most sleep-deprived nation. Of course, the best way to remedy that problem would be to just shut down all the pubs at midnight
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Sat October 29, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Like to wake up and have a cup of coffee with your deceased loved one? You can now get a coffee mug made from your dead loved one's ashes
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Thu October 27, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wake up, grab coffee, skim the news and type your name into WikiLeaks. That's the new normal for DC politicians
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
🎵 I wanna take you to the Trump Bar. I wanna take you to the Trump Bar, Trump Bar, Trump Bar. Let's start a war, start a nuclear war, at the Trump Bar, Trump Bar, TRUMP BAR. I wanna spend all your money at the secret Capitol Hill Trump Bar 🎵
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Tue October 25, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"OK, I think that wraps up this financial audit meeting ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming. *cough* oh by the way we can't account for 80 million dollars *cough* Please, grab some coffee and donuts on your way out
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Mon October 24, 2016
(YouTube)
 
Audio
 
Coffee not kickin' in? Try this video to kickstart your morning. In fact, jump on it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Coke and Pepsi have finally decided to ditch the sugar
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Sun October 23, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Starbucks is big in China. So big in fact that they are opening up a new store every day for five years
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Brooklyn café gives out free coffee, granola bars and charges customers by the minute instead of the cup
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Sat October 22, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Awwwww... these parents are 'embarrassed and angry' that their little snowflakes were shamed by a coffee cafe for throwing a temper tantrum. GOOD
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Old Brit: "Why I think gentrification is pants." Answer: because his favorite old high-street lingerie shop closed down
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Wed October 19, 2016
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Woman breastfeeding baby at country club told to move to basement due to customer complaints that she wouldn't share any for their coffee
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Tue October 18, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Does a coffee filter need bluetooth? In this case, a question mark in the headline means "hell no"
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Fri October 14, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Unlike certain presidential candidates we could name, crusty, dried up coffee actually looks pretty good under a microscope
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
World Health Organization says governments should tax sugar to fight obesity. Mostly because creating taxes is about the only thing governments around the world can ever be easily talked into doing
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Takeout coffee cups being recycled into park benches and planters
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Mon October 10, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
How do you remove caffeine from coffee and render it useless? Here comes the dangerous science
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Sat October 08, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
World Health Organization cancer agency under scrutiny for issuing too many public health warnings about things that will give you cancer. These are the same guys who told you coffee and bacon will kill you. That seemed to be the last straw
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Thu October 06, 2016
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
International divisions of Taco Bell offer seemingly tastier items like kimchi quesadilla, tikka masala burrito, and gordita with fries and tzatziki sauce. "Japan was represented by the Shrimp & Avocado Burrito"
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Wed October 05, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, over the wording of a Fark headline. Okay, maybe it was really just over a cup of coffee, but THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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Tue October 04, 2016
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
As expected, Intel's new offices will tell employees where to park, what coffee to make, and when to even schedule a haircut. Micromanaging your life without the nagging
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Here's how the coffee industry has quietly solved business problems like the refugee crisis, terrorism, rising sea levels, frequent floods, droughts and wildfires. is there anything coffee can't do?
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Sun October 02, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
A Mustang with a douche at the wheel does what all Mustangs do with a douche at the wheel
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Sat October 01, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
With ISIS contained and drugs eradicated, the government wages its newest war. On pudding. Fark: Not America
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
This is what baristas think when you order your coffee. Be warned chai latte drinkers, this won't end well for you
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Thu September 29, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's National Coffee Day, and here is a list of places you can get free coffee today. Because you can never have too much coffee
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Virginia resident: Is it OK if I sell guns in my store? Government: Sure. Virginia resident: What if I serve coffee, too? Government: Don't press your luck, bub
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(Metro)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced the coffee they usually drink with a coffee that gives you an erection lasting for up to three days. Let's see if anyone notices
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Mon September 26, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
I just wanted to tell you good luck. We're all counting on you. It's your Presidential Debate thread part 2. Also, we're out of coffee
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Can you drive 60 miles without checking your phone? In Japan it earns you free coffee
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Sun September 25, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Coffeegate
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Sat September 24, 2016
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Climate change threatens the world's coffee supply. Price may go up so much that people who are brewing a cup at home will soon be able to have the same feeling of what it's like to go to Starbucks
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're lucky enough to have this genetic variant, you can get drunk on coffee
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Can't get the lead out? You need moar coffee
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Wed September 21, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Robert Reich shows us how to stun a Trump supporter into silence
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Now that Rome's famous Spanish Steps have been restored, jewelry baron Paolo Bulgari would prefer it if the unwashed masses would stop sticking gum and spilling wine all over it. In fact, if you could avoid the area altogether that would be great
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Wed September 14, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: 93 room hotel with 350 seat auditorium, daycare, restaurant, coffee shop, sports club, and health spa/fitness center finds new way to avoid taxes. Fark: By declaring themselves a church
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Drake bought his neighbour's $3 million home so he'd no longer have to deal with noise complaints
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Mon September 12, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Your mum is no longer into tea-bagging. Prefers direct squirts instead
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Sun September 11, 2016
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
New coffee will keep you buzzed for 18 hours, increase your chances to become a Fark admin
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Fri September 09, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Do you wish you could still play with one of those baby toy dashboards with random knobs, dials and buttons, without looking like a complete crazy person. 50,000 backers on Kickstarter show you are not alone
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Engineering students learning a useful skill that will help them in the current job market
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Thu September 08, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Have another cup of coffee. The U.S only ranks 9th in the world in coffee consumption
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Wed September 07, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The best time for sex, sleep and a workout is based on whether you're a dolphin, lion, bear or wolf. Here comes the science
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Mon September 05, 2016
(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
The city that brought you the McDonald's $2.9 million coffee verdict now offers law scholars the drunken choking corn dog contestant suit
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Sat September 03, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here's what all gin lovers have in common, despite no taste buds
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Fri September 02, 2016
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Future generations will point to the NAFTA superhighway connecting FEMA concentration camps and say it all started with a bike path
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Here's how to make cold coffee at home, using slightly fewer steps and only a little more time than you'd need to take apart your car's transmission
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Someone else is giving the idea of carbonated milk a try. Also, mixing milk with fruit juice of different types. Sure sounds appetizing. Subby prefers his milk in the seldom tried "ice cream" format
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Wed August 31, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
One impromptu Fark Party would put this place out of business
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Think Beiber was the worst thing to come from Canada? You haven't tried our coffee
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(Fark)
 
 
 
There once was a man from Fark, he wrote a story on a lark. It wasn't very great, and brought about much hate. Now he submits headlines 'cause fark you. THIS is your Fark Writers Thread
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
You might want to put down that coffee and sit down for this: over 2,000 Seattle Police dash cam videos have been deleted due to a "glitch"
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Tue August 30, 2016
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Your boss might be a cheap alcoholic if he rents work space from local bars that are mostly empty during the day
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Mon August 29, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Sell, Mortimer, SELL
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
In an attempt to speed up the Redneck Apocalypse, Walmart sues Texas in an effort to sell hard liquor to customers
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Sat August 27, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
An article written to appeal to the paranoid germophobe who freaks out at restaurants. Subject: Lemon in a drink. UNCLEAN
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Are you drinking too much coffee? Don't blame your job, your kids, or your spouse. It's all in your DNA
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
You might want to settle for an iced tea after reading this
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Great Moment in Life Sciences #812: Physicist discovers why he keeps spilling his coffee - an inefficient design of the mug combined with an inappropriate method of gripping it
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Over-caffeinated morning show crew attempts to congratulate a tired Michael Phelps at airport. He tells them where he can stick their coffee
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Sat August 20, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you think your work is bad now, wait until they make everyone in your office use the same long community table
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
How to go diving and have your teeth cleaned by a dentist at the same time
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Self-stirring camera lens mug. For World Photography Day, and the photographer in your life who knows what an f-stop is and how to take a photo without the autofocus engaged. (Sponsored Link)
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why coffee shops have always signaled urban change
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Want to ensure that your morning cup of coffee tastes just right? Introducing designer water, specially formulated for coffee
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Wed August 10, 2016
(CBS New York)
 
NewsFlash
 
Man climbing Trump Tower with suction cups because apparently Trump can't even keep his elevators running
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Traditional tea sales drop as the young turn to herbal brews
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Tue August 09, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hipster aesthetic, meant to signify authenticity and difference, has become the mainstream, resulting in everything "hipster" looking the same as everything else "hipster" - reclaimed wood, Edison bulbs, refurbished industrial lighting, mediocrity
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Tiger constructing a getaway car, drinking coffee through a ballgag, and lewd dudes feud nude: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/31 - 8/6
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Sun August 07, 2016
(Mic)
 
 
 
BDSM coffee shop opens in Portland. Not sure how you drink coffee through a ballgag, though
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