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28 headlines found matching 'cocaine'
Thu August 28, 2014
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
When it's raining chairs and beer bottles from a 16th floor balcony, it should surprise no one when the culprit turns out to be a naked man on a cocaine binge
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(20)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
This wristwatch is the best thing to happen to pianos since Elton John discovered cocaine
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(10)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Woman arrested with 1.7kg cocaine breast implants
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(32)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(Fark)
 
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Gangs gradually getting out of distributing meth and crack cocaine in favor of lucrative new "wildlife crime" markets
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(22)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: smuggling cocaine in submarines and speed boats. New Hotness: smuggling cocaine in the Spanish Navy's 86 year old, four-masted sailing ship
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(26)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Netflix is bringing back Arrested Development for a fifth season. No, it's not a trick. Sorry, ILLUSION. A trick is something a whore does for money. Or cocaine
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(67)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(Golf.com)
 
 
 
Dustin Johnson suspended from the PGA Tour after positive cocaine test. Apparently golf officials became suspicious after he finished a round in under five hours
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(40)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cocaine worth $1M goes missing from 'locked and sealed room' at police headquarters in Paris
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(59)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Cop gets job back after claiming boner cream tainted his drug test. Riiiiiiight
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(69)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"What crack cocaine teaches us about NSA reform" That we all have to be high as fark to think that anything will be done to fix the NSA?
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(12)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Plastic surgeon being sued by a woman whose before picture he used to highlight the unsightly presence of a "cocaine nose"
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(30)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
I'll have the large fries, a McDouble and a side of cocaine
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(48)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite state finally comes in #1 on a list that doesn't have the words meth, cocaine, drugs, DUI, DWI, public nudity, Disney psychosis, cradle robbing, sugar baby or daddy, bestiality or incest
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Fri July 11, 2014
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Police find $50 million in cocaine hidden in shipment of bananas. Why that's just ... if only there were a handy allegory involving some sort of tropical fruit to illustrate the absurdity of this situation
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(68)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Scotland now leads the world in cocaine use, edging out the US and Spain for top spot, as Scots increasingly turn to cocaine to help deal with the pain of being Scottish
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Mon July 07, 2014
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Ohio State lineman arrested for fighting and cocaine possession at the most unfortunately named bar ever
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(33)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Kentucky Researchers discover Florida Man's kryptonite by synthesizing a "mutant cocaine-eating enzyme"
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(16)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Cookies worth $52,000 seized at Newark airport
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(38)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)
 
 
 
Move over, Ed Cocaine. Florida has a new hero, and her name is Crystal Metheney
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(58)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Naked man fights with wife, succumbs at hands of five officers and several stun gun deployments. "We believe impairment by cocaine is a factor in the behavior encountered"
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Fri June 06, 2014
(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
News: Agents seize over 150 bags of heroin in man's vehicle, along with $1,200 in U.S. currency. Fark: They also find an additional 40 bags of heroin, crack cocaine, and Percocet pills in his bellybutton
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Tue June 03, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Police confiscate $138k because it "smells like pot," release owner without charges. Department next planning to confiscate all currency in United States due to trace amounts of cocaine
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Wed May 28, 2014
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
London declared capital of Europe. OK, the cocaine capital of Europe but still, We're Number One
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Fri May 16, 2014
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
News: Denver Police get a tip leading them to men who are dealing heroin and cocaine. Fark: The tip was posted by one of the Mommies on the "Highlands Mommies" website. Finally, someone thought of the Children
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(15)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Drinking water is a hell of a drug
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(57)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Justice is served as prosecutors dropped cocaine trafficking charges against a man rather than reveal the identity of a "sexy female informant" crucial to the case
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(42)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
"Now, don't get me wrong. It's not as amazing as smoking crack cocaine"
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Fri May 02, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you're going to manufacture crack in your home, it's best not to store the materials on the same shelf as the baby formula
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