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Tue September 19, 2017
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Enough fentanyl to kill 32 million people seized in Queens, meaning Florida residents will need to find a new way to get through this hurricane season
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Coast Guard seizes $50 million worth of cocaine from suspicious boat
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Thu September 14, 2017
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Two-year-old police dog can sniff out hidden child porn faster than Jared Fogle can eat a sub
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Your dog wants steak. Your dog also wants crack cocaine, but he might kill you if you give it to him
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Marin Independent Journal)
 
 
 
Don't brag to strangers in a hotel hot tub that you are in the illegal drug business. Especially if the strangers are narcotics officers attending a two-week specialized narcotics training course
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Sun September 03, 2017
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Ohio authorities put convicted drug dealer's collectable sneaker collection up for sale. I understand gold, expensive cars, boats- but shoes?
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Tue August 29, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Don't do meth. Meth causes you to make bad decisions, like calling the cops to complain about the quality of meth you just bought
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The $1,000 in drug money nearly rectum
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
There are still people being fooled by 419 scammers, but it takes a special fool to import $2m of cocaine for them
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Sat August 26, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
What opioid epidemic (slips needle back into prosthetic leg)
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Wed August 23, 2017
(MMA Junkie)
 
 
 
Jon Jones has no idea how all those steroids got into his cocaine. Again
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"We've identified a region of the brain that increases the desire for cocaine," claims Dr. Pablo Escobar
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Cops shocked that couple caught with meth, cocaine, ecstasy, prescription pain pills, Xanax, marijuana, a machete and around $2,000 in cash in the car, never checked in to motel where they were told to wait while search warrant was processed
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Cartels importing cocaine from Colombia for profit. New hotness: Cartels importing puppies from Colombia for profit
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Thu August 17, 2017
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
FL mother arrested for using her iPhone in school's child pick-up line. For snorting cocaine
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Wed August 16, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Near as I can figure, there's only one way to know what cocaine smells like. And these cops say they know what cocaine smells like
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Tue August 15, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Well, on the bright side, "Cocaine Tsunami" would be an amazing name for a power thrash or speed metal band
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Mon August 14, 2017
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Too much Red Bull can lead you to riding the white horse
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New Zealand should ban alcohol from supermarkets because having it there "normalizes its use". Kinda late for that
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Mother of the Year candidate arrested for trying out the new powder white crayon color
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Thu August 03, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tom Wopat arrested. Looks like the law finally caught up with those Duke Boys
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mooch sobers up and abandons his cocaine-fueled press event to focus on family. No, really
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sad that The Mooch Loves Cocaine was cancelled? An encore episode is coming this Friday
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Trainspotting generation at most risk of dying from overdoses, Oasis ear poisoning
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Sat July 29, 2017
(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
When you're old and at a senior citizens home, you can still run your own business. Even if it includes cocaine and black tar heroin
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(BBC)
 
 
 
After forging carear in law enforCement, dyslexic Police Oficer earns spel behnid bars
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Fri July 28, 2017
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
This is Anthony Scaramucci. This is Anthony Scaramucci on cocaine. Any questions?
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News: Men arrested trying to buy drugs. Dumbass tag: At a police station from a police officer
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Mon July 17, 2017
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Hello? Police? I'm a drug dealer, and some scumbag stole a bag of cocaine and some cash from my car. What state do I live in? Florida, of course
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Sat July 15, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So who thought that peace with Farc would lead to lower cocaine production?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dem Rep. Ted Lieu: If Trump Jr.'s Russia meeting had been a drug deal he'd be guilty of conspiracy
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Wed July 12, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
"'C' is for cocaine. That's good enough for me"
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Armed man in his sixties trips, is arrested during chase. Wait, he's 25 but looks 60 (with mugshot)
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Mr. Mister convicted of dealing kilos of cocaine. And when we hear the voices sing, The book of love will open up, And let us in
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Sun July 02, 2017
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Not News: 12 race runners test positive for cocaine. FARK: Greyhounds
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
No I did not snort cocaine, the reason I tested positive is because I had sex with a really sweaty guy who was high on cocaine
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Florida man sits in jail for 3 months because that's how long it takes Florida to determine if a white powder they found in your car is sheet rock dust or cocaine
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Study: Teenagers who use marijuana regularly are much more likely than nonusers to go on to use cocaine, hallucinogens, and dangerous substances such as tobacco and alcohol
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
How to make a small fortune in the daycare business? Real life: Start with a large fortune. Fark: Sell cocaine
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
It's 106 miles to Myrtle Beach we've got a full tank of gas, pot, cocaine, liquor, 50 liters of beer, $3,600, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Your car wash might be dealing drugs if a) police can't find a cash register or car washing tools anywhere, b) police DO find lots and lots of drugs, and c) the owner's name is Pooh Bear
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Thu June 08, 2017
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
No Coke - Pepsi
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Wed June 07, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"That's not a small amount of cocaine"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
150 pounds of meth found in popcorn boxes at border. Police tipped off when they realized 'Orville Reddentweaker' wasn't a real brand
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Sun June 04, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Better ingredients, better cocaine. Papa John's
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Sat June 03, 2017
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Okay (okay, okay) ... just a little pinprick ... there'll be no more AHHHHHHHH, but you may nod off, cross the center line, strike a trailer being pulled behind a vehicle, and then hit a tree and a fiber optics box before ending up in someone's yard
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police: "Hey let's put that crack in the lost-and-found box. Somebody would be bound to claim it"
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