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30 headlines found matching 'cocaine'
Mon December 15, 2014
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: The Supreme Court ruled today that, contrary to popular belief, ignorance of the law is a perfectly good excuse -- as long as it's a cop who's claiming ignorance... wait, that's not good news at all
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Sun December 14, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The world can heave a sigh of relief now that Riff Raff has declared that he is giving up cocaine and molly
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman caught with 12 pounds of cocaine in her spare tire. Border patrol assures her it's not going to be a very good year
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Sat December 13, 2014
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Bad: rear-ending an off-duty cop with your car. Worse: Punching him and fleeing the scene after he identifies himself. Epic Fail: Forgetting to ditch your cocaine and grabbing a cop by the throat during your arrest
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Thu December 11, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Miss Custard in the airport with the suitcase
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Tue December 02, 2014
(SFBay.ca)
 
 
 
Drug-sniffing dog snorts cocaine during bust
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Fri November 28, 2014
(WISTV)
 
 
 
When you're arrested for public drunkenness and they're about to turn you loose, that's not a good time to drop your bag of cocaine
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Thu November 20, 2014
(Something Else Reviews)
 
 
 
When all else fails during a tough interview session focusing on your 1970s-era rock-star descent into cocaine, blame it on the Eagles
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Mon November 17, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Remember when Reagan was pushing crack cocaine during the '80s? But only to the black communities? Yeah, good times
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Sun November 16, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Medical marijuana is a ruse. It makes you slow, it makes you stupid, and once you get bored with it you'll be more prone to experiment with more dangerous drugs such as cocaine and heroin"
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Fri November 14, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man arrested after TSA agents find cocaine hidden in raw meat. Charges filed by U.S. DA
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Fri November 07, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
You know how sometimes you pass out while driving a Porsche with a trunk full of cocaine and then your car ends up wedged behind a truck that then pulls you for six miles? This is exactly like that
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Mon November 03, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
UK Council offers pamphlet to 13-year-olds with helpful tips on taking drugs, such as "wash your nose after doing cocaine" and "start with half a pill" of ecstasy. Some people have a problem with this
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Wed October 29, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cocaine? In my vagina? It's more likely than you think
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Sun October 26, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
New findings reveal that a baby's cry can indicate hunger, diaper change, cocaine use by the mother
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Sat October 25, 2014
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Nothing says a day at the beach like seeing narcotics wash ashore, especially when it's twenty kilos of cocaine and twenty pounds of marijuana
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Sun October 19, 2014
(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
"A woman recorded herself doing heroin and cocaine while making fun of her probation officer, then posted it online." Spoiler: The probation officer saw it
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Fri October 17, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Biden discharged from duty after testing positive for cocaine use
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Wed October 15, 2014
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Amy Poehler's new book reveals everything from sex tips, to cocaine use, to divorce and pregnancy. "I have the Angelina Jolie of vaginas"
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Tue October 07, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has stoped Handstandsing " See, told ya so" Is She dead or not. Boyfriend Says yes. Sacramento Sheriff Looking for drugs -OR- "hello, I am write heroin to meth and wait for cocaine again
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Thu September 25, 2014
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
What would you do if you had $10,000 to spare? Cocaine? Hookers? Well, this kid bought a freakin' tank
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Wed September 24, 2014
(The Monitor)
 
 
 
Want to get votes to win the election? Cocaine should do the trick
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Mon September 22, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists find high levels of painkillers, cocaine and amphetamines in Canadian rivers. Also, the happiest fish in North America
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Mon September 15, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Not news: Coca Cola used to contain cocaine. News: 7-Up used to contain lithium
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Sun September 14, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Welcome to the confusing world of epigenetics: Where behavioral science, biological science and medicine stage a battle royal to blame your hyperactivity on your grandpa's unfortunate cocaine addiction
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(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
What can you do when police insist that the aspirin powder in your pocket is cocaine, arrest you, publish your mugshot, force you to pay for a defense attorney, then the DA quietly drops the charges? Nothing. You'll get over it (paywall added)
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Fri September 12, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
It's reassuring to know I am not the only one who cannot tell the difference between pop-tarts and cocaine
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Wed September 03, 2014
(Bromley Times)
 
 
 
Just because you label your bottle of liquid cocaine as "Fruit Punch Syrup" doesn't mean customs officials aren't going to test it
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Thu August 28, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
When it's raining chairs and beer bottles from a 16th floor balcony, it should surprise no one when the culprit turns out to be a naked man on a cocaine binge
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Wed August 27, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
This wristwatch is the best thing to happen to pianos since Elton John discovered cocaine
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