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Headlines matching 'cocaine'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(Jacksonville.com) Florida One legged cocaine dealer runs away from police by hopping. Really, Florida? I mean, really?  (jacksonville.com) (36)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Some Guy) Hero Evangelical Christian Group: If a man busted for a half-gram of cocaine in 1988 still can't get a job in 2010 without involving lawyers, there's a problem with the justice system  (breakpoint.org) (114)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Fox News) Interesting Good News: Researchers invent vaccines to prevent heroin, cocaine, and meth addiction. Bad News: It's in Mexico  (latino.foxnews.com) (112)
(Some Guy) Scary I'm Tom Bodett, and we'll leave cocaine for ya  (wavy.com) (51)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting I don't know what the hell I'm saying, so here's a picture of a horse called Cocaine pulling a skier over a jump  (dailymail.co.uk) (11)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Protip: when you go to pick up your ten kilogram shipment of cocaine, you should probably wait until you're off duty. And out of your uniform. And not driving your patrol car  (todaysthv.com) (28)


Fri January 27, 2012
(BBC) Fail PSA: If you stamp your cocaine shipments with the symbol of the UN in an attempt to get them past customs without inspection, there's a good chance they may get delivered to UN headquarters  (bbc.co.uk) (19)


Wed January 25, 2012
(BBC) Interesting Travel back to the war on drugs - circa 1912 - when opium was king  (bbc.co.uk) (47)


Mon January 09, 2012
(The Smoking Gun) Followup Meet the drug dealer who wore that "how-to" crack cocaine shirt to court  (thesmokinggun.com) (45)


Sun January 08, 2012
(UPI) Strange Researchers say avian flu did not kill S. Korean ducks, but have not ruled out quack cocaine  (upi.com) (12)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Toronto Star) Amusing O'shane Guthrie, 27, faces a total of 13 charges in connection with the incident, including possession of cocaine for the purposes of trafficking, failure to stop for police, and having a ridiculous name  (thestar.com) (59)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Florida The only white Christmas in Florida comes from bales of cocaine washing ashore  (sun-sentinel.com) (34)
(Coventry Telegraph) Dumbass Man gets two years in prison for selling cocaine while being drunk and dressed as The Incredible Hulk, after police caught him green-handed  (coventrytelegraph.net) (22)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Some Guy) Strange Talk about putting the T & A back into the TSA: Woman caught at the airport smuggling 2.5 kilograms of pure cocaine hidden in implants in her bust and backside  (asiaone.com) (56)


Wed December 21, 2011
(SFGate) Sad Cocaine found on nine out of 10 public baby changing tables. "That's some good shiat right there"  (blog.sfgate.com) (107)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Click Orlando) Dumbass Fark-ready headline: "Man eats cocaine in brother's butt, dies"  (clickorlando.com) (78)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Fox Sports) Unlikely Tebow caught sniffing cocaine  (msn.foxsports.com) (33)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Short List) Asinine So guys, what shall we wrap our 204kgs of cocaine in so as not to draw the attention of the law? Adolf, your hand was up first  (shortlist.com) (24)


Mon December 05, 2011
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida Protip: No matter how much you insist, cops won't accept the "cocaine is legal tender" excuse  (nwfdailynews.com) (9)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Charlie Sheen visits the cocaine capital of Colombia, but claims he's only scouting filming locations. Oh sure  (dailymail.co.uk) (17)


Wed November 23, 2011
(USA Today) Spiffy Ignore that other story, cocaine won't keep your uterus cancer-free. For that you need Juan Valdez and his donkey  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (18)
(io9) Obvious Tired of coffee? Take the next logical step.. COCAINE  (io9.com) (55)


Tue November 22, 2011
(The Local Switzerland) Asinine If you see a balding, toothy gentleman sniffing a gay couple for kicks, have no fear, it's probably just a confused Swiss politician  (thelocal.ch) (14)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Some Guy) Florida Although it may seem like a funny idea at the time, don't call 911 for a joke. Especially not 67 times in two hours. Really especially if you have cocaine in the car  (wtsp.com) (18)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Agents seize $4 million worth of cocaine from Calderon's home. This is not a repeat from Miami Vice  (wtkr.com) (37)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Mercury News) Scary When returning your rental car, don't forget the half million dollars worth of cocaine you hid in the doors  (mercurynews.com) (46)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting "By the age of 17, most girls have had surgery": Behind-the-scenes at Colombia fashion week reveals butt implants and "mountains of cocaine"  (dailymail.co.uk) (607)
(The Sun) Stupid "X Factor" star spends six nights banging seven women and railing lines of coke. Charlie Sheen reportedly seeking royalties  (thesun.co.uk) (43)


Thu November 03, 2011
(CNBC) Unlikely The Dow could reach 100,000 in 20 years, according to an author that just discovered crack cocaine, angel dust, and probably some peyote thrown in for good measure  (cnbc.com) (113)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Bloomberg) Interesting Cupcakes are just as addictive as cocaine, just as fun to eat off a stripper's ass  (bloomberg.com) (114)
(CNN) Interesting New rules slashing crack cocaine sentences go into effect. Put *that* in your pipe and smoke it  (cnn.com) (151)


Thu October 27, 2011
(News.com.au) Unlikely Authorities give back $200,000 to cocaine dealer, suggest he not blow it all at once  (news.com.au) (22)


Mon October 24, 2011
(WXYZ Detroit) Dumbass "In MY day, smuggling cocaine was HARD WORK. Here, I'll do it if you can't handle it, whippersnapper"  (wxyz.com) (92)
(Science Daily) Obvious The first step to a perfect drug combination is to get a suitcase. Then fill it with two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine, plus pills and booze  (sciencedaily.com) (59)
(The Eagle Tribune) Dumbass When delivering cocaine after a few shots of rum, you probably shouldn't ask a cop for directions  (eagletribune.com) (18)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Some Guy) Weird Naked man arrested for possession of cocaine after police chase. Article does not state where he was possessing it  (610wiod.com) (19)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Some cop caller) Dumbass Protip: If your cocaine and pot get stolen, the police are not there to help you  (wtsp.com) (10)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting Sportsman thanks God and family for his success. Sorry, I meant cocaine and brandy  (dailymail.co.uk) (17)

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