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35 headlines found matching 'coca'
Thu August 17, 2017
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
FL mother arrested for using her iPhone in school's child pick-up line. For snorting cocaine
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Wed August 16, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Near as I can figure, there's only one way to know what cocaine smells like. And these cops say they know what cocaine smells like
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Tue August 15, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Well, on the bright side, "Cocaine Tsunami" would be an amazing name for a power thrash or speed metal band
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Thu August 03, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mooch sobers up and abandons his cocaine-fueled press event to focus on family. No, really
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sad that The Mooch Loves Cocaine was cancelled? An encore episode is coming this Friday
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Sat July 29, 2017
(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
When you're old and at a senior citizens home, you can still run your own business. Even if it includes cocaine and black tar heroin
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Fri July 28, 2017
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
This is Anthony Scaramucci. This is Anthony Scaramucci on cocaine. Any questions?
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Coca Cola to replace Coke Zero with Coca-Cola Zero Sugar, which contains zero sugar
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Mon July 17, 2017
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Hello? Police? I'm a drug dealer, and some scumbag stole a bag of cocaine and some cash from my car. What state do I live in? Florida, of course
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Sat July 15, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So who thought that peace with Farc would lead to lower cocaine production?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
These guys drank a 61-year-old bottle of Coca-Cola. "Have you ever licked an old couch?"
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Wed July 12, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
"'C' is for cocaine. That's good enough for me"
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Mr. Mister convicted of dealing kilos of cocaine. And when we hear the voices sing, The book of love will open up, And let us in
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Sun July 02, 2017
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Not News: 12 race runners test positive for cocaine. FARK: Greyhounds
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Wed June 28, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Here are 6 ways Southerners cook with Coca-Cola. Do you have any recipes to share involving this legendary beverage?
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
No I did not snort cocaine, the reason I tested positive is because I had sex with a really sweaty guy who was high on cocaine
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Florida man sits in jail for 3 months because that's how long it takes Florida to determine if a white powder they found in your car is sheet rock dust or cocaine
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Study: Teenagers who use marijuana regularly are much more likely than nonusers to go on to use cocaine, hallucinogens, and dangerous substances such as tobacco and alcohol
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
How to make a small fortune in the daycare business? Real life: Start with a large fortune. Fark: Sell cocaine
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
It's 106 miles to Myrtle Beach we've got a full tank of gas, pot, cocaine, liquor, 50 liters of beer, $3,600, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it
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Tue June 20, 2017
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola Co. is "exploring innovative, adaptive technologies to serve up personalized content", so it tweets an ad targeting Pittsburghers using map of Philadelphia
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Sat June 17, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently, it's come to the point in the decline of our civilization where you actually have to explain to people that using Coca-Cola as a tanning oil is a bad idea
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Wed June 07, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"That's not a small amount of cocaine"
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Mon June 05, 2017
(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
Brewers add Coca to mix
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Sun June 04, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Better ingredients, better cocaine. Papa John's
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Sat May 20, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: smuggling millions of dollars of cocaine. New and tasty: smuggling millions of dollars of sea cucumbers
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Mon May 15, 2017
(The Republic)
 
 
 
If you misplaced 5.5 metric tons of cocaine, Spain would like to have a word with you
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
New £5 bank notes join the war on drugs in the UK, leave people 'Winstoned' when they use them to snort cocaine
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola's new CEO tells staff to "make mistakes" and not be cautious. Apparently he hasn't recently checked their product line up
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola hires new CEO, faces reality that the Cola Wars have expanded to multiple fronts and that lower revenues and death of Coke Classic may be the future. "They are conscious of the sugar issue. It's something they're working on"
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Sun May 07, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Illegally trafficked cigarettes now have a higher profit margin than cocaine, heroin, marijuana or guns"
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Greyhound trainer has license revoked after 5 dogs test positive for cocaine. Your dog wants a line and some Clapton on the radio
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Trafficker caught with 12 pounds of cocaine claims she thought the package was headphones. She is white and attractive though so some might believe her
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Thu April 27, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Are you happy to see me or are you carrying 23 pounds of cocaine in your pants?
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Tue April 25, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
There's a time and place to snort cocaine. For Florida Man, that time and place is 'in front of the cops while a wildfire rages'
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