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Headlines matching 'clothing'
Mon May 28, 2012
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(Sun Sentinel) Florida As one of the only folks wearing clothing in the nudist resort, Hodges was easily spotted by deputies who arrested him at gunpoint after robbing two clerks at a nearby home improvement store and then stealing a golf cart  (weblogs.sun-sentinel.com) (35)


Fri May 25, 2012
(WPTV) Florida The man then proceeded to ask officers for their clothes, their boots and their motorcycles  (wptv.com) (20)


Sat May 19, 2012
(Seattle Times) Cool Two kids pitch idea of clothing with solar panels to Warren Buffet. The clothes could power electronic devices, but users would need to go to this mystical place called "outside"  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (25)


Fri May 18, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail You may find yourself in a strange burial plot, wearing a stranger's clothes. And you might say, these are not my beautiful clothes. And you may ask yourself, how did I get it here? But probably not because you are dead  (losangeles.cbslocal.com) (37)


Thu May 17, 2012
(Albany Times Union) Strange Naked woman walks into lumber store, causes customers to sport wood  (timesunion.com) (93)


Wed May 16, 2012
(Sun Sentinel) Florida What do you do with a drunken Saylor? Put some clothes on her til she's sober. HO HO and up she rises. Ear-lye in the morning  (weblogs.sun-sentinel.com) (38)


Sat May 12, 2012
(Cracked) Asinine This... this is why sane people are cat people  (cracked.com) (129)


Fri May 11, 2012
(AZ Family) Amusing If you're going to rob a bank you could do it by wearing a ski mask to hide your identity. Or you could do what this guy did and dress up in women's clothing and clown makeup  (azfamily.com) (35)


Sun May 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange When you drink, you pass out on the sofa. When you pass out on the sofa, the toddler is left alone in the backyard. When the toddler is alone in the backyard, the dog rips his clothes off. Don't let the dog rip the toddler's clothes off  (fox8.com) (48)


Wed April 25, 2012
(BBC) Interesting Despite owning £20,000 of women's designer clothing, friends of "body in a sportsbag" MI6 agent claim he was not a mince spy  (bbc.co.uk) (12)


Mon April 23, 2012
(The Week) Fail A "Jewish Star" shirt, and eight other examples of horrible lapses of judgment on behalf of Urban Outfitters  (theweek.com) (55)
(The Local - France) Strange Not News: Girl sent home from school for wearing "provocative" clothing. Fark: Her skirt was too long  (thelocal.fr) (84)


Wed April 11, 2012
(My Fox DC) Interesting Mexican villagers concerned nearby clothing-optional swingers resort will hurt tourism - because the drug cartels, natural disasters and travel warning have just been working wonders  (myfoxdc.com) (29)


Mon April 09, 2012
(Record Searchlight) Amusing "At around 6:45 a.m. deputies were called to a home... for a report of at least three men in women's clothing in some sort of argument"  (redding.com) (69)


Fri March 30, 2012
(Daily Mail) Obvious Taliban are dressing up as women to infiltrate US military bases, which is the perfect plan, because there is nothing unusual about Afghans with mustaches wearing dresses  (dailymail.co.uk) (68)


Thu March 29, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting Mexico gets its own clothing sizes to better suit their gorditas  (dailymail.co.uk) (44)


Sun March 25, 2012
(Short List) Cool Old and busted: Pet clothes. New hotness: Laptop clothes  (shortlist.com) (23)


Sat March 24, 2012
(popoholic) Spiffy Jennifer Love Hewitt's lack of clothing assures new Lifetime network series their biggest ratings in history  (popoholic.com) (96)


Tue March 20, 2012
(NYPost) Asinine A-Rod treats his niece to a $17,000 day of clothes shopping, then disputes the AmEx charges. Store immediately cries foul  (nypost.com) (83)


Thu March 01, 2012
(Reuters) Unlikely "Could green be the new black? Only if you can imagine wearing stilettos made from pistachio nuts and coffee beans and clothes from orange peel, fungi and mold"  (in.reuters.com) (15)


Tue February 28, 2012
(CBS News) Dumbass Not having to put clothes on is one perk of working at home. It's not a perk of working at a plastics warehouse  (cbsnews.com) (25)


Wed February 22, 2012
(Starpulse) Unlikely Adam Levine defends fat chicks in Spandex  (starpulse.com) (45)
(Bitten and Bound) Fail Bam Margera got cuffed and stuffed in New Orleans for Mardi Gras transgressions that were apparently limited to swimming with his clothes on in a pool. #lame, #jackass  (bittenandbound.com) (24)
(This is Bristol) Weird Burglar apologizes for breaking into a house and trying on the residents' clothes, says he was invited in by a small Chinese boy who turned out to be a bunch of flowers  (thisisbristol.co.uk) (14)


Sun February 19, 2012
(The Local (Sweden)) Cool Swedish supermodel slams a few shots of Jägermeister and joins in on the naked luge race. Yes sir, there are pics  (thelocal.se) (109)


Wed February 15, 2012
(Starpulse) Unlikely Ke$ha says the "clothing-optional" parties she often throws are not a "weird sex orgy thing"  (starpulse.com) (107)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Some Joe C. Sidekick) Followup Kid Rock steps out from Waffle House melee to refute his Not-Made-In-Detroit clothing line charges; "Let me first start off by cordially inviting you to go f*ck yourself"  (kidrock.com) (152)


Mon February 06, 2012
(LA Times) Ironic Woman astounded at people lining up for new Target clothing line... while waiting for said clothing line  (latimes.com) (46)


Fri February 03, 2012
(My Fox DC) Sad Man died while playing video games at internet cafe, but the blank stare and smell of soiled clothing allowed him to go unnoticed by fellow gamers for nine hours  (myfoxdc.com) (147)


Wed February 01, 2012
(NYPost) Silly NYPD officers no longer allowed to wear NYPD clothing  (nypost.com) (38)

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