| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| Awesome: scientists discover guaranteed fountain of youth, a way for everyone to live longer, cancer-free. Bad: by eating less. AAAUUGGGH: especially sugar (sciencedaily.com) | (138) | ||
| Tiger linked to AIDS virus (myfoxla.com) | (188) |
| (Some Guy) | Blood, sweat and... nerve endings scientists never realized you had before (rdmag.com) | (9) |
| (Some Guy) | Being crazy doesn't mean you can't be a good, effective nurse, say members of the Association of Crazy Nurses (nursingtimes.net) | (114) |