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21 headlines found matching 'clerk'
Tue May 24, 2016
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently Starbucks cannot tell the difference between Helen Hunt and Jodie Foster
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Mon May 09, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
This clerk at a 7-11 sold the winning $429 million Powerball ticket, wasn't even supposed to be there that day
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Fri May 06, 2016
(ABC News)
 
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Convenience store manager to robber: "Do you want fire extinguisher?"
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Fri April 29, 2016
(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
Chicken wings. Serious business
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Maybe robbery with a knife is not this thief's gig, especially if he only netted 7.7 yuan in three separate robberies
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Sat April 23, 2016
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Police search for man in Arby's uniform that robbed a Dollar General. They're looking all over but I'm thinking Arby's
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Tue March 29, 2016
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Spitting and throwing drinks at the 7-11 clerk when she cards you will not get you booze, ladies
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Sat March 26, 2016
(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
Police search for masked holdup suspect in distinctive sweatshirt. It's insanely popular, and you have to wait months to get it
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Trump's charity made an illegal contribution to Florida's attorney general as she was considering charges against Trump U, then failed to report it to the IRS because of "a series of unfortunate coincidences and errors"
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Fri March 04, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
If your dying wish was to have your cremated remains mailed to your sister, the US Postal service hopes you'll accept the consolation prize of having them spread across multiple post offices in Michigan
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
It never takes the police long to catch a doughnut thief
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're a single mom on a budget, sometimes it only makes sense to let others think you're a lesbian if it saves you $5 on admission into a park. "It's not like we are the lesbian version of Rachel Dolezal"
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Mon February 29, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
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Clarence Thomas asked questions
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Thu February 25, 2016
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Robber to store clerk: Give me all your money. Clerk: Are you kidding? Robber: No. Clerk: Are you kidding? Robber: No. Clerk: Are you kidding? Robber: No. Clerk: Are you kidding? Robber: Yeah. I'm Just messing with you. Bye
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Tue February 23, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Who starts a riot in a pizzeria? The same kind of person that has a problem with cheese, that's who
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Fri February 12, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman charged in four recent store robberies tells police she needed money for dog food and kitty litter. "Sounds to me like it was... (•_•) / ( •_•)⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) ...pet-ty theft"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Republican state senator says it was a handshake, Democratic county clerk says it was an assault. Which pretty much sums up the politics in this country
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Tue February 09, 2016
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Man admits to robbing Amish bakery for money for drugs. The real question is, how did the clerk call the cops?
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Mon February 08, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
No towels in your hotel room? No need to wait an hour for the desk clerk to stop watching TV...now you can wait for a robot
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Fri February 05, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
8-year-old robs grocery at gun point. Mom's comment: "When I grabbed my purse, it was so light... I said, where is my gun?"
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Thu February 04, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Batman robs Florida dollar stores, as he's apparently not the crook Florida deserves or needs, just one of the ones they happen to have right now
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