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Thu February 09, 2012
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Sometimes you get bored at work. Sometimes you view porn. Protip: Don't view it in the middle of a rape trial when you're the court clerk
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nbcbayarea.com
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(29)
Mon February 06, 2012
(My Northwest)
Amazon hopes to satisfy customers that enjoy long lines, crowded parking lots, and surly retail clerks
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mynorthwest.com
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(28)
Wed December 21, 2011
Massachusetts will let you buy lottery tickets with food stamps unless you get one of those downer clerks who insists on enforcing the rules
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bostonherald.com
)
(71)
Tue November 22, 2011
Sales clerk: "How are those new pants fitting you?" Exhibitionist customer: "Here's my penis." Clerk: "So, not too well then?"
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helenair.com
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(22)
Diary of a porn store clerk "I know he's left me a surprise in one of the booths"
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salon.com
)
(74)
Wed November 16, 2011
Winning: Obama's DUI-busted illegal alien Uncle Onyango clerking at liquor store
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tmz.com
)
(80)
Tue November 01, 2011
"Spider-Man robbed a local gas station Sunday night, threatening the clerk with a machete"
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qctimes.com
)
(32)
Thu October 27, 2011
Poor clerk from India, making $120 a month, wins the million dollars on Who Wants to Be A Millionaire. They should make a movie about this
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foxnews.com
)
(54)
Sun October 23, 2011
Turns out, Tennessee's Voter ID law is so strict, it won't allow a 91 year-old woman to get an ID because she couldn't stand in line for hours at the DMV
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tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com
)
(206)
Thu October 20, 2011
Man dressed as Spiderman and wielding a sword attempts to rob a convenience store, promptly gets ass kicked by store clerk wielding a broom
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blog.al.com
)
(51)
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