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10 headlines found matching 'choking'
Thu July 10, 2014
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
"911, what's your emergency?" "My baby is choking." "Wait, our baby is choking?"
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Wed June 18, 2014
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Twelve-year-old kid says something you don't like while you are sitting near him at a restaurant? That's a choking, chasing and another choking. Bonus: Mother was drunk and refused to cooperate
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Relax, San Jose Sharks fans, you won't have to live with the shame of choking away a playoff series every April. Because the team's moving due to a shoddy TV deal
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Sun June 15, 2014
(Fortune)
 
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Thirteen musicians and bands that have had some of the worst luck ever seen. Yes, Badfinger is represented
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Mon April 28, 2014
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Knox County sheriff photographed choking man receives permanent unpaid vacation from the department. THIS IS AN OUT... wait, what?
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Sun April 27, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Knoxville police captured on film choking passive student that was being handcuffed. Bonus, as student passed out officer biatch slapped him a few times, because fark you, that's why
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Fri April 25, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
I know it's the day of prom and you already have a boyfriend, but will you go to prom with me? ☐ Yes ☐ No (Warning: Checking 'no' results in choking, push down stairs, and eventual stabbing to death)
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Mon April 21, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The end is in sight, can Liverpool keep going to secure their 19th league title, can Man City stop choking, will Chelsea still stalk the leaders, can Fulham pull off the great escape? All this and more in your Weekend EPL Thread
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Sat April 12, 2014
(Fark)
 
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(Emirates 24/7)
 
 
 
When your "chiropractor" tries to help you quit smoking through acupuncture, you probably should be a bit suspicious. When his treatment includes choking people in his bathroom until they pass out, you probably should just run away
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Mon March 31, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"11 health risks from snoring" Not included: choking on a sock your spouse puts in your mouth to shut you the hell up so she can sleep
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