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Headlines matching 'chocolates'
Tue February 07, 2012
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(Some Guy) Amusing Are you looking to end your romance? Look no further than the Bronx Zoo. For only $10 you can name any one of its 58,000 hissing cockroaches after your, umm...loved one  (magblog.audubon.org) (40)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Some Guy) Sad Fire rips through candy company during Easter production run: "The amount of chocolate that had melted and was on the floor -- it was hard to move around in there. We had guys covered in chocolate"  (wtae.com) (77)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Daily Mail) Fail "You put your naked supermarket burglar in my chocolate and peanut butter" -- "No, you put your chocolate and peanut butter on my naked supermarket burglar"  (dailymail.co.uk) (29)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious Crowd gathers in North Carolina for chance at sexual chocolate beer. "I am very warm in my coat. Had to skin a wookie to be here, it's basically a walking sleeping bag"  (wdam.com) (46)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine When your little snowflake loses a toe in an escalator accident, do you C) sue the manufacturer of Crocs?  (ocregister.com) (123)


Wed January 18, 2012
(CNN) Interesting CNN runs an article on "Chocolate's Child Slaves". Hell, I thought they were called "Oompa Loompas"   (thecnnfreedomproject.blogs.cnn.com) (23)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Salon) PSA Rick Santorum is against non-reproductive sex. Yes, even if you're married  (salon.com) (491)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Boing Boing) Amusing These chocolate polyhedral dice will ensure your saving throw against virginity goes completely wrong  (boingboing.net) (54)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Fox News) Obvious The EU says that chocolate doesn't help children grow, ignoring the obvious horizontal inches  (foxnews.com) (15)


Sat December 03, 2011
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Huffington Post runs a link to this week's FARK Weird News Quiz, but you still don't get a chance to take it again  (huffingtonpost.com) (0)


Wed November 09, 2011
(The Consumerist) Spiffy Girl scouts now sell lip balm in chocolate, peanut butter, caramel. Company says they have NO plans to issue brownie flavor  (consumerist.com) (38)
(ABC) Amusing Reporter: "What is your favorite junk food?" Rick Santorum: "The deepest chocolate you can get." Santorum  (abcnews.go.com) (63)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Some Guy) Strange Chocolate smells like sweaty beef cabbage. Or something like that  (pbs.org) (15)


Tue November 01, 2011
(AZCentral) Asinine For Halloween, did you hand out: A) Chocolates? B) Candies? C) Comic book-style pamphlets about fearing God in which three children die, one by hanging himself?  (azcentral.com) (267)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Daily Mail) Amusing Model's chocolate dress disintegrates on the catwalk. Is immediately scarfed down by nearby starving models before rushing to bathroom holding feathers. (with sfw pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (69)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Seattle Times) Unlikely Is Nutella unhealthy? Shut up reporter, Nutella is the most perfect food in existence  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (174)

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