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234 headlines found matching 'children'
Sat February 06, 2016
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Modern-day Bonnie-and-Clyde crime spree comes to an end. "Clyde" is killed, "Bonnie" in custody for robbery and kidnapping... OF MY HEART
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Did Jack really have to die in Titanic? Why does Winnie the Pooh expose himself to children? And other idiotic film bits
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Popular Science tries to understand why politicians get the science wrong, eventually concludes that pandering to idiots appears to be the reason. I hope a lot of time and effort were not wasted in reaching this most obvious of conclusions
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Russian lawyer brands unlikely friendship of goat and tiger as ....*shakes magic 8 ball*.... gay propaganda
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Bill requiring more physical activity for students in Virginia schools moves forward, slowly, gasping for air, asks if it can sit down for a minute to rest
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(26)
 
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Things you should not do this Monday for Chinese New Year or risk full year of bad luck: eat tofu, eat leftover rice, chop food, sweep floor, wash clothes, take out garbage, greet someone who's still in bed, scold children, curse. You're welcome
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Fri February 05, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
This is not helicopter parenting, this is totally gung ho: World's most demanding dad beats his regiment of children into submission by training them semi-naked in the snow
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Thu February 04, 2016
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Transcendental meditation guru urges parents to teach their older children to meditate. "Like expensive coffee, books without pictures, or Captain Beefheart, there are certain things that are wasted on young children"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Affluenza strikes Canada as member of family worth billions who killed 3 kids and their grandfather while driving drunk "accepted full responsibility and accountability for his conduct and the devastating consequences of that conduct." Wait, what?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
When the husband cometh into his wives chamber, he must entertain her with all kind of dalliance, wanton behaviour, and allurements to venery
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(47)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Study finds half of all attacks on people by large carnivores were triggered by people doing nothing at all
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Wed February 03, 2016
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Asked if Bernie Madoff was the most hated person he's played, Richard Dreyfuss said no: "I've already played Dick Cheney"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Arizona day care worker fired for using social media to share that "I swear I love kids" and that she thinks they are # 1
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Tue February 02, 2016
(Christian Examiner)
 
 
 
Pro-Life activist was totes fired for simply being Pro-Life and not at all for using anti-abortion views a litmus test for how she treated employees under her
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(127)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The amount of "good debt" you have is linked to how good your children will be, which basically means you're going to be raising a small litter of anti-Christs
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The surest path to success is to come out of a wealthy uterus
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(74)
 
(The Stack)
 
 
 
If you type by hunt-and-peck, it may stand against you one of these days
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(51)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Just because you hit a child with a stuffed animal doesn't make it any less abusive
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Mon February 01, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bret "The Hitman" Hart promises to piledrive prostate cancer into submission
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(47)
 
(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
The man who owned the Google.com domain for a full minute before Google Domains canceled the transaction says that Google gave him over $6000 for his trouble, then doublee it after discovering the man was planning to give it to charity
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Local NAACP leader is "really f*cking sorry" for saying the reporter had "nice tits" in interview about the "N word"
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Sun January 31, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck planning move to Israel to escape the collapse of society and the shut down of his network. Using Left Behind to explain this to his kids
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
El Salvador: No sex until 2018
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Sat January 30, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Slummy mummies' who wear pajamas in public while taking children to school should expect their husbands to cheat, according to Daily Mail writer who asserts that in France the moms primp themselves to look sexy and flirt with the headmaster
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Overnight count shows a sharp uptick in homeless people on the streets of Seattle, of which approximately two thirds fall into the category of 'gender unknown'
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Fri January 29, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman, 112, attributes her long life to smoking 30 cigarettes a day
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The bums will always lose, Legobowski
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Thu January 28, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
State Senator in Ohio tells opponent to stay home with her kids instead of running against him
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Dr. Margaret Chan of The WHO calls the spread of the Zika virus "Alarming and Explosive", just like their new album
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(The Daily News - Longview)
 
 
 
Deceased mother's beloved memory persists through smelly old sock
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
That's not a white elephant......... THIS is a white elephant
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(52)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Not since The Washington Post broke the Watergate story in the 1970s had a small, dedicated team of investigative reporters had such an impact. They went on to win a Pulitzer Prize and spark investigations. Plus the movie has that Mad Men actor
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Pastor released from Iranian prison gains his freedom
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Wed January 27, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here are the tricks supermarkets use to get you to buy crap you don't need
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Indiana principal sacrifices life to save children from out-of-control school bus near Indianapolis
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Tue January 26, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Uber experimenting with putting a children's toy in the back of cars to distract drunk passengers so they don't distract the driver. Will next try to distract drunks by dangling shiny keys and using a toy that makes animal noises
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Mon January 25, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Militia group can't wait, er, is prepared to use deadly force against the republican government they helped elect, if necessary, in order to distribute water in Flint, Michigan. Truly Fark: Their ally is Michael Moore
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British man claiming to be the "Archbishop of Peckham" is selling a miracle cure that's really just a $4 bottle of Aldi olive oil he's doubled the price on
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Sat January 23, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Bill Gates sets up a private school for poor kids. You bet ya Salon has a problem with this
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Fri January 22, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Forget The Voice, Spain has its own style when it comes to reality TV - its latest hit is called "I want to be a nun"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
How do you fight Planned Parenthood opening a new clinic? Call the construction company and accuse them of killing children. Oh and exorcism, can't forget the exorcism
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Guy makes Iron Man suit in his back yard for sick kids in hospital. Oh look, another one of these thrHOLY CRAP
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(Vox)
 
 
 
There are places with higher lead-poisoning numbers than Flint - so don't look so smug there, Pennsylvania, Alabama, New York, Illinois, and all you states that haven't measured lead at all
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(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
"Working theories: 1. Ninja Turtles are real; 2. See theory 1"
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Thu January 21, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina aborts pre-schoolers' field trip to invite them to her pro-life rally
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Wed January 20, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
There are many ways to ward off bad luck. You can get a rabbit's foot. You can find a four-leaf clover. You can marry off your 7-year-old to a dog. Wait, what?
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
U.S. couple have been married so long that even their grandchildren have grandchildren
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(43)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Chris Christie admits he and his wife argue a lot, but when they do so they retreat to a specially-reinforced walk-in closet - marking the first use of "Republican" and "closet" in a sentence without the phrase "rent boy"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Every major American city has a bit too much PB in their H2O
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Tue January 19, 2016
(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Republican Governor doesn't care about protecting children from lead poisoning. No, not that one
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
Parents outraged that little snowflakes are subjected to a puppet show featuring a "beautiful" princess. Bonus: Response from puppeteer includes "entitlement up the wing-wang"
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
It's 2:40 AM, you're drunk, none of these six kids are wearing seat-belts, in fact, NONE of these kids are yours. Just what in the hell is going on here?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Man who threatened to kill Jews and execute schoolchildren allowed to keep guns because America
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Well, it was good enough for Jesus
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Mon January 18, 2016
(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Teacher thought it was easier to cram six kids in her car and three in the trunk than to order a bus for the class field trip
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Enshure you children complete they speling assignmant
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
♫ I can't remember if I cried ♪ As I made my family cower and hide ♪ The cops, they took me for a ride ♪ The day the music died ♫
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
One of Y'all Qaeda's terrorists upset the government has removed four foster children from his care while he's playing dress-up, tells reporters he "lost his main source of income"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The newest social media craze is 'pretty potheads' and it's surprisingly relevant to your interests (SFW)
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(68)
 
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Hello friends ... pfffffffffttttttttt
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(26)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
No, old people, young people aren't ruining English. We all are
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Pitchman: "I want to make a children's book. For 5-year-olds. About George Washington. About his slaves. About them being happy and making a birthday cake" Scholastic: (Gives stamp of approval) "Nobody should have a problem with that, right?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former Celebrity Big Brother contestant and public Nazi supporter Tila Tequila claims she is destitute and is seeking donations to help pay her $4500 a month rent
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Sun January 17, 2016
(Doctor Who News)
 
 
 
Doctor Who wins 'Golden Tomato' award from Rotten Tomatoes. Some fans still propose throwing the award at showrunner Steven Moffat
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(71)
 
(NRA Family)
 
 
 
Next on NRA Children's Indoctrination Theater, we bring you the beloved classic, Little Red Riding Hood And Her Trusty HK416 Extended Stock Assault Rifle: Cry Wolf... Cry
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(67)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
As if the people of Flint, Michigan haven't suffered enough, Cher is now involved in the water crisis there
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(86)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Most marijuana-related ER visits are due to symptoms of hyperventilation caused by anxiety. If only there was some harmless, natural herb that had a calming effect
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(145)
 


Sat January 16, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Pub offers breastfeeding mothers free tea after a nearby cafe bans them for their "unsightly" practice
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(190)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
However bad your week has been going, Celine Dion's is worse
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(45)
 


Fri January 15, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cancer's not finished yet, striking ESPN NFL analyst Chris Mortensen
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(39)
 


Thu January 14, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Group of children known as "Freedom Kids" appear at political rallies to praise the leading candidate's nationalistic vision through song and dance. This is very close to a repeat from 1933
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(452)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Dear Carolyn: I don't want my sisters and brothers to feel bad, but my children are smarter than their children
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(55)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
In celebration of Dave Grohl's 47th birthday, listen to Ethiopian school children sing 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' for him
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(25)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Some guy I barely know asked me to be the best man at his wedding. Can I turn him down and still hope for an invite?"
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(99)
 


Wed January 13, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
See hospital fail to meet state quality standards. See hospital donate money to governor. See governor eliminate quality standards. See dick
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(50)
 
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Picabo, I Assault You
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(43)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
World's oldest man found. He's a Brazilian
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(55)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Struggling to get to sleep? Here are the top 50 things to help you nod off. 'Learning the rules of cricket', strangely absent. Rare "can't get to sleep" trifecta now in play
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(25)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Conservatives and liberals are discovering they agree on something: Ann Coulter needs to STFU
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(98)
 


Tue January 12, 2016
(Co.Exist)
 
 
 
We needed a federal law to ensure that kids can walk to school without fear of their parents being preyed upon by Won't Somebody Think Of The Children? pearl-clutchers and their friends in your local police and CPS departments
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(82)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
New study suggests smoking pot doesn't lower IQ or affect school grades in teenagers - but smoking tobacco does. Far out, man
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(47)
 
(Ubergizmo)
 
 
 
17-year-old racks up $8,000 XBox credit card bill playing FIFA 16, tells dad he has no idea how that happened, must have bought the Sepp Blatter edition
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(157)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
And one day, you will point to the rusting hulk of your 2009 Prius in the driveway, and tell your grandchildren you bought it when gas was over $4 a gallon, and it seemed like a good way to save money, and they shall laugh, oh how they'll laugh
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(83)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ahmed Best says he'd never return to Star Wars
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(74)
 


Mon January 11, 2016
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
You hear people talk about how climate change is so bad, but we know more about 19th-century whaling practices along the eastern seaboard now than we ever did before and you can thank climate change for that, but nobody will
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(15)
 
(Milton Keynes Citizen)
 
 
 
It's weird, one minute you're just sitting there drinking 18 cans of Foster's Lager and the next you're dressed in a onesie and setting fire to your landlady's porch
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(37)
 
(Some Spidermonkey)
 
 
 
Under Maryland law, one can be in a special legal status whereby they're not allowed to have sex with anyone. In the rest of the country it's simply called "marriage"
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(80)
 


Sun January 10, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Mother of the year: Suspended license, on probation for DUI, reckless driving, no headlights, open containers, and four kids aged 2,3, 14 & 16 in the car. Interesting mug shot
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(68)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You should avoid toxic shock syndrome at all costs. Period
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(36)
 


Sat January 09, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Hookers and cocaine" guy gives his first interview since becoming an American icon. Sorry ladies, he's married. With kids
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(59)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
It isn't a real pool party in Australia until the deadly spiders start showing up (pics)
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(57)
 


Fri January 08, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman hides in airport for a week. Baby now arriving at Gate 16
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(35)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Baby burned after parents place car seat on top of the stove. Well there's your problem, you have to take it out of the wrapper if you want to cook it without it burning
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(27)
 


Thu January 07, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Historian casts doubt on the paternity of some of Marie Antoinette's children after discovering secret correspondence that indicates a Swedish diplomat at her husband's court was bork, bork, borking her on a regular basis
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(17)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Parents of five decide that kids are cheaper by the dozen
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(36)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sandy Hook denier and university professor discovers that the university is now a paycheck denier
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(289)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Father upset his 10-year-old snowflake daughter endured 1-minute, 48-second pat down by TSA agent at airport security checkpoint
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(227)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Hiding your drug business stash in Pringles tubes at a children's playground because no one would EVER think to look there. BRILLIANT
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Wed January 06, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former TX School Board member and current Liberty University employee and Ted Cruz's VA campaign co-chair says Christians must take over public schools to prevent "deception of the seed". Unclear if our precious bodily fluids are also at risk
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(132)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lil Jon to perform Turn Down For Watt, err, What, at Texans' halftime Saturday
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(14)
 
(Hudson Valley News Network)
 
 
 
Today in "You Can Never Be Too Careful": nine-year-old prank caller charged with making a terroristic threat
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(106)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
1986: Mom left Subby as a kid in car to get a week's worth of groceries for 30 minutes- no biggie. 2016: RI Mom charged with child endangerment after taking 10min to return a re-gift at the Wrentham "Premium" Outlets- making it an interstate crime
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(285)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In order to assure a continued supply of workers to build the iPhone 12, your one-child policy has been upgraded. Couples in China may now independently arrange childbearing for up to two children without state approval
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(24)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Michigan governor declares emergency in Flint after children are exposed to Pb without jelly
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(64)
 


Tue January 05, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Some say Omaha schools give children alcohol and rape them. Others say they teach sex education. Surely the truth lies somewhere in between
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(115)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
I'm Crazy Sid from Crazy Sid's Bouncy Castles and Global Jihad Emporium and you won't believe the deals we have for you this weekend. Death to America
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(48)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New vibrating "social robot" is designed to help children with autism learn new skills, mom relax after a hard day
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(12)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Come to think of it, spending $500 million on a telescope to save the Earth from a deadly asteroid attack seems like money well spent
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(75)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Thank you for flying Jin Air. We are currently at an altitude of 10,000 feet and if you look to your left, you'll see we forgot to shut the door
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(31)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
OC Register: Pro Cheerleaders don't need to get paid because they get to hang out with rich men
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(61)
 


Mon January 04, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Leader of armed militia fighting against federal government tyranny had no problem filing for a $530,000 Small Business Administration loan
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(434)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Taking your children to museums, parks, movies and otherwise letting them entertain themselves over winter break instead of signing them up for a mini-camp makes you a lazy parent
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(93)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
A generation from now children in Alaska will gather around their grandparents' feet and hear amazing tales of what it was like when the state actually had winters
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Sun January 03, 2016
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
At Gillette, the best a man can get is arrested with a rusty meat cleaver and a samurai sword
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Sat January 02, 2016
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Ice rink generating too much unlicensed fun and goodwill. Of course, authorities must put a stop to this at once
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(151)
 


Thu December 31, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
The danger of letting your small children play with your iPad? They can charge $8,000 on "freemium" games
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(139)
 


Wed December 30, 2015
(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Minister: Is there anyone who objects to this wedding? Woman in audience: Yeah, the groom is still married to me, we're living together and have kids
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(32)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Dude from Calgary writes epic NYT comment, gets Most Opinionated Canadian Award of the Year and STFU sampler box from Fox News
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(235)
 


Tue December 29, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe upset that he wasn't allowed to set fire to an airplane
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(69)
 


Mon December 28, 2015
(Winter Is Coming)
 
 
 
There's obsession with the fate of Jon Snow, then there's writing a power ballad about it
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(7)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
In Soviet Russia, the Hobbit was illustrated by M. Belomlinskij with cartoonish but charming images that anyone who had to do their own fillo/illo art could appreciate
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(34)
 


Sun December 27, 2015
(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Stranger pays for Muslim family's entire dinner, figuring they've suffered enough hardships having just finished a meal at the Olive Garden
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(110)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sacha Baron Cohen and wife Isla Fisher donate $1 million to help vaccinate Syrian refugee children against measles. Very nice
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(82)
 


Sat December 26, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A group of people who were abducted by ISIS owe their freedom to.... the Taliban?
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(49)
 


Fri December 25, 2015
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when your car breaks down on the way to work? How about your sleigh?
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(10)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New poll finds 42% of Star Wars fans will see the film again at a theater. The other 58% couldn't take part in the survey because they haven't left the theater since the movie came out
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(112)
 


Thu December 24, 2015
(Live Science)
 
 
 
U.S. twin birthrate hits all-time high. U.S. twin birthrate hits all-time high
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(23)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Thousands descend on Stonehenge, where the demons dwell, where the banshees live and they do live well, where a man's a man and the children dance to the Pipes of Pan, to mark the Winter Solstice
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(102)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Sorry, Virginia: There is no Santa, reindeer can't fly, and besides their noses are so vascular if Rudolph's nose was really that red he would have died very quickly from hypothermia
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(18)
 


Wed December 23, 2015
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
In a New York apartment, gifts laid out for wish lists Santa missed a century ago. Caution: article is VERY dusty
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(35)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that their hearts were two sizes too small. But, whatever the reason, their hearts or their shoes, they stood there on Christmas Eve firing the lunch lady who gave a free lunch
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(148)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Senator McMeltyface: "Shame on the liberal media for exploiting my children for politics. Now while I have your attention, me and my children are asking for a $250 Emergency Donation to Ted Cruz 2016"
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(117)
 
(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Toys for Tots facility in Maryland gets burglarized. "The thing that hurts is that if you want them, ask. I'll give them to you. You don't need to steal them"
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(33)
 


Tue December 22, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
"If anyone can show just cause why this couple cannot lawfully be joined together in matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their peace" Uh mom, dad I have to poo
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(41)
 
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Texas Constable urges residents to take up arms against migrant children housed at a church camp
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(129)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
There's a special place in Hell for people who beat up children because they're not getting ready for church fast enough
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(78)
 


Mon December 21, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian grocery chain pulls nude Miranda Kerr magazine purple monkey dishwasher albino militant squirrel camera (not safe for work)
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(82)
 


Sun December 20, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
White House invaded by body-armored troops and autonomous drones, likely to announce dissolution of the Senate
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(22)
 


Sat December 19, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mother complains about class field trip to see Santa, so the school cancels it. Other parents stage a walk-out and take their kids to see Santa on the day of the planned field trip. Happy holidays, indeed
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(262)
 


Fri December 18, 2015
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ lawmakers pass school bill requiring mandatory fun
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(42)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Doctors are getting every bit as sick of helicopter parents as teachers and professors are. "Even as young as 11 or 13, there are many confidential topics that children may need to discuss with providers without a parent in the room"
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(49)
 


Thu December 17, 2015
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
If you're going to take part in a 'shop with a cop' program, you may want to refrain from shoplifting
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(33)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Who is to blame for the bomb threat hoax that closed LA schools? The person who made the threat? John Cena? Santa Claus? Poltergeists? According to Chris Christie, it's all on Obama and Hillary
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(103)
 


Wed December 16, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"As a female photographer, I would never promote abuse or degradation of women. I merely published this photo of a wife and two young girls bound and gagged by their husband and brother because it's funny"
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(222)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Flint, Michigan decides to switch to unleaded. Water, not gas
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(70)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's been a week, how has your novel come along? That children's book you're writing? What about that H.P. Lovecraft fan-fic? Give us an update, share an excerpt, regale us with tales of misery and woe. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(105)
 
(AmeriPublications)
 
 
 
What's worse than an international custody battle involving a 6 year old? An article that's apparently been written by another 6 year old
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(39)
 


Tue December 15, 2015
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Salvation Army "bell ringer" busted for flashing what was under his red apron
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(54)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Interim provincial opposition leader says highly controlled, regulated, and monitored government outlet stores are not the right place to sell pot because of the imaginary children who frequent such outlets
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(85)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Go to school, get a job, or get the fark out of my house" is reasonable when it's coming from your parents. When it's coming from your government, not so much. Even less so when the government is your landlord
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(195)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
How nature says, "Do not touch"
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(117)
 


Mon December 14, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
KHL beats out Gary Bettman, awards expansion franchise to Beijing
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(56)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Debunked ridiculous nonsense: Vaccines cause autism. Quite possibly true according to new research: Mothers taking antidepressants in the 2nd and 3rd trimesters creates an increased risk of children born with autism
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(78)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
ISIS begins a eugenics program, issues fatwa calling for mass extermination of children with genetic defects
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(209)
 


Sun December 13, 2015
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Three year old's Princess Chewbacca birthday cake is awesome, better than anything Lucas has done since 1989
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(39)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
"I just want to be a father to my children, a good father who'll try to teach them the right way so I handed myself in to finish up those old charges, then I was brought into this sh-t and now I'm here in Chile"
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(120)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Rose Siggins, who played Legless Suzi on American Horror Story, dies at age 43
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(23)
 


Sat December 12, 2015
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It's 2015. Who the hell still hosts a chicken pox party?
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(133)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Top scientists create AI that recognizes handwritten characters in one shot, outdoing humans. "It's amazing what you can do with lots of data and faster computers. But when you look at children, it's amazing what they can learn from very little data"
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(24)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
99-year-old woman wins shopping spree at 99 cent store, says she hopes to try her luck at Family Dollar next year
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(14)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Republican Mormon Senator from Arizona visits a mosque during afternoon prayer. Plot twist: He proudly stands in solidarity with the faithful. "We have much in common with our brothers and sisters in the Muslim faith; we have much to learn from them"
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(163)
 


Fri December 11, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Georgia school says teacher had no 'ill intent' asking Muslim student if she had a bomb in her backpack. Because it was a joke, see? "Do you have a bomb in your backpack? Hahahahahahahahahaha"
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(159)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
UK couple that is taking that whole "till death do we part" thing WAY to seriously, just celebrated their 90th wedding anniversary. And while he's a respectable 110 years old, she is a scandalously young 103
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(43)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
DJ plays a record for the police raiding the night club he was working in. The Police have a problem with that
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mercury Morris, member of the undefeated 1972 Miami Dolphins, commenting on the 12-0 Carolina Panthers: "No one cares"
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(84)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
What would the Archbishop of Canterbury say if his children told him they were gay? "I will always love you. Full stop". He'd attend their civil wedding too
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(29)
 


Thu December 10, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Anti-abortion protesters demonstrating against not yet built Planned Parenthood facility resort to bullying children at the school next door
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(134)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Refugee racism spills over into daily life, and thus America begins circling the drain
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(280)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
School welcomes unvaccinated children. Guess what happens next?
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(195)
 


Wed December 09, 2015
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Senate overwhelmingly approves leaving some children behind
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(61)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
This week in "OMG Who The Hell Cares" news, Erykah Badu's kids are now involved in her feud with Iggy Azalea
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(24)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New study finds one in ten U.S. kids has ADHD. The other nine were too distracted to take the survey
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(53)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
ESPN analyst Danny Kanell accuses liberals of waging a "war on football". Subby is surprised they have time, what with the War on Christmas and all
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(176)
 
(News In English (Norway)
 
 
 
Norway's latest refugee dilemma: Whether to put the husbands of child brides in jail
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(394)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Dear Muslims, I don't hate you. I don't fear you. I don't want you to leave this country. I want to know you, your heart, your struggles, and your joys. I want to have you over to my house for barbecues
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(184)
 


Tue December 08, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Fox News broadcasts segment to teach children how to disarm an active shooter. What could possibly go wrong?
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(233)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
German firefighters have to rescue man from a) burning house, b) car wreck, c) penis ring
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(48)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Indiana governor to Archdiocese of Indianapolis: That Syrian refugee family could kill us all. You can't let them live here. Archdiocese: Yeah, our boss kinda outranks you, and he's insisting, soo... blow it out your cornhole, wussy-boy
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(103)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
You find a hole filled with spiders, so naturally you stick your hand in and drag them out
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(69)
 
(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
The sexy, sexy seduction techniques of the male bowerbird. (warning: sexy)
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(25)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Omaha's small population of anti-condom, anti-birth control, and anti-science parents continue to freak out over new sex education programs designed to keep children from becoming statistics
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(169)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Scott Weiland's ex-wife writes heartfelt letter about his death, focusing not on his music, but his children. "Let's choose to make this the first time we don't glorify this tragedy; don't buy t-shirts. Use the money to take a kid to a game"
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(93)
 


Sun December 06, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
There is nothing wrong with giving your children sugar or non-organic food
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(59)
 


Sun November 29, 2015
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
"I definitely feel for our landlord's family and what they are dealing with, but at the same time I have two children and myself to worry about long term. Where are we going to live?"
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(64)
 


Sat November 28, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
Children should have voting rights. Well, it wouldn't be any different than the average GOP voter
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(58)
 


Fri November 27, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Two Connecticut moms are breast of friends, feed each other's children
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(95)
 


Thu November 26, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
Childless couples are just as happy if not happier than couples with children
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(280)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Three of Casey Kasem's children and his brother have sued his widow claiming her actions led to his death in 2014
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(29)
 


Sun November 22, 2015
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Massachusetts family celebrates National Adoption Day by adopting four children. Angelina Jolie seen lurking in the shadows, taking notes
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(23)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Sit down children, today we will revise what turkey day is about ...again
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(28)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's low key 'mystery' daughter Tiffany is finally getting her chance to shine
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(57)
 


Sat November 21, 2015
(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Schools in Columbia, Missouri would like parents of students to know that they can monitor their children's activities on their school-issued iPads after 30 of the iPads have ended up in the hands of law enforcement due to illegal activities
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(25)
 
(Daily Life (Australia))
 
 
 
Undercover British police officers would start relationships with women, some of which were long term and resulted in children to gather intelligence or infiltrate advocacy groups. Not surprisingly some people have a problem with this
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(76)
 


Fri November 20, 2015
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Upset you can't see your child's birth? You can call the hospital and make a bomb threat
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(32)
 
(Generosity)
 
 
 
We have "adopted" 35 homeless children for Christmas and will also be playing Santa for as many underprivileged children as we can. You can help us out on the left, tell kids about bootstraps to the right
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(11)
 
(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
Remember that drunk duck who started a bar fight with a dog? He's doing children's parties now
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(20)
 


Thu November 19, 2015
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Mother of the Year leaves 8yo in running car while she goes to work. Carjackers of the Year take the boy to school later
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(74)
 


Wed November 18, 2015
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Doug Flutie's parents now hailing Mary in person
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(41)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
President Obama: "The bottom line: the GOP is afraid of children. That's why they're turning away refugees"
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(761)
 


Tue November 17, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The Dallas Cowboys realizing that football is a young man's game release Brandon Weeden. On the plus side it gives him more time to spend with his grandchildren
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(21)
 
(Patheos)
 
 
 
I guess they did a little too much LDS in the '60s
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(258)
 


Mon November 16, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ginger student sent home from school for being too ginger
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(80)
 


Sun November 15, 2015
(AOL)
 
 
 
Mormon church widens stance toward children of gay parents
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(156)
 


Sat November 14, 2015
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Iowa man known as the "Gooseman" because he traveled with a flock of geese and dressed them in bizarre outfits to entice children at parades and fairs accused of burning his home down and committing insurance fraud
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(19)
 


Fri November 13, 2015
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Police called after San Diego streets are littered with 600 Chris Denorfia bobblehead dolls. Hide your women. Keep your children indoors
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(10)
 


Thu November 12, 2015
(SafeBee)
 
 
 
Now that you no longer have to child-proof your home for your children you need to start thinking about senior-proofing your home for your parents
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(49)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Colorado is quickly becoming home to medical refugees who want to legally treat their ill children with marijuana but can't in their home states
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(137)
 


Tue November 10, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Starbucks, which already offers free college tuition for military veterans will now offer free tutition to their spouses and children. B-b-but WAR ON CHRISTMAS
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(111)
 


Mon November 09, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
The biggest threat to our children is *spins Wheel of Parental Concerns* Kidz Bop CDs, which "shelter kids from modernity by sanitizing lyrics"
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(160)
 


Fri November 06, 2015
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Religion makes children more selfish, say scientists
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(177)
 


Thu November 05, 2015
(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Parents, be warned: when your children are texting about "salad," they secretly mean "sex." And you don't even want to know what "croutons" refers to
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(226)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Latino children mercilessly mock "racist dick" Donald Trump in this hilarious anti-Trump PSA
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(77)
 


Wed November 04, 2015
(HealthDay)
 
 
 
New study says that parents having talks with their children about sex actually works. Mostly because the idea of their parents once having had sex completely turns the kids off
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(38)
 


Mon November 02, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pharmacy hands out bi-polar medicine to children instead of trick-or-treat candy. But let's make sure the media is freaking out the public with stories of kids in Washington and Colorado overdosing on recreational weed by injecting it into their eyes
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(104)
 


Sun November 01, 2015
(Time)
 
 
 
American mom is shocked, SHOCKED to find out German parents trust their children and place high value on independence and responsibility. "Where were the piles of soft padded foam? The liability notices? The personal injury lawyers?"
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(268)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Homework, tests, and needless pressure are destroying our children
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(110)
 


Sat October 31, 2015
(Electronic Beats)
 
 
 
Kick out the Katzenjammers, motherfarkers Watch with detached bemusement as German elementary school children deliver a blisteringly soulless version of Kraftwerk's "Die Robots"
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(17)
 


Fri October 30, 2015
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
According to survey conducted by Romero Institute of Japan, working mothers of small children spend less time on personal grooming, more time on parenting than single working women
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(28)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Twenty-one moments from children's entertainment that will give you nightmares decades later
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(232)
 


Thu October 29, 2015
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Let's give it up for our nation's resilient breed, the hard-working, sleep deprived, bartender parents of America. "We love our children and drinking culture"
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(34)
 


Wed October 28, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Walmart sparks outrage by selling children's Israeli soldier costume for Halloween - complete with toy gun
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(119)
 


Mon October 26, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The chances that your children will be able to see elephants in the wild is decreasing at an alarming rate
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(51)
 
(Clarksville Now)
 
 
 
Zoning issues forcing you to enroll your children in a different school? That's a lawsuit
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(51)
 


Sun October 25, 2015
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Police find 7,000 stolen guns in South Carolina home. The 10,000 firearms filled tractor trailer, police say. Other stolen items apart from the 20,000 guns included SUVs, chainsaws. 50,000 guns now off the streets and our children are safe, police claim
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(151)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Obama proposes leaving some children behind
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(49)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Dear children, Halloween has been cancelled. Sincerely, the Yakuza
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(37)
 


Thu October 22, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Gamers start a Little League for young children. Instead of the old days where kids come with a bat and glove, they now report for competition with a couch and bag of chips
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you're a Virginia driver who likes to speed past stopped school buses as they're loading children, I have some good news for you
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Tue October 20, 2015
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Much to the dismay of parents wanting to name their children 'Mini Cooper' and 'Nutella,' French Law bans stupid child names to prevent a 'lifetime of mockery'
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Mon October 19, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout. But there is no joy in Bronxland - after one season the mighty Yankees hitting coach has struck out
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Sun October 18, 2015
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
News: Good guy with bare arms stops bad guy with knife. Hero: Good guy is 75-year-old vet protecting 16 children
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Thu October 15, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
Visiting Spain? Remember, Spaniards, from young children to old people, love to swear. Behold eight of the most outrageous rude expressions to learn in Spanish. Use them wisely, my friend
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Wed October 14, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When you were growing up, parents worried about razor blades in their children's trick-or-treat candy. Now they have to worry about gluten and food allergies in their children's trick-or-treat candy
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Sun October 11, 2015
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
It's about ethics in the treatment of refugee children. No, really
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