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356 headlines found matching 'children'
Sun January 22, 2017
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(MSN)
 
 
 
San Francisco has a big dilemma, and that is where have all the children gone?
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Sat January 21, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Family buys a lion cub for their children to play with and then are shocked, SHOCKED to discover it scratches, bites and pees
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Snow fell in the Sahara Desert yesterday
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Fri January 20, 2017
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Virginia lawmakers decide they're not scared to go to the bathroom after all
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
109-year-old woman credits her longevity to bacon
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Thu January 19, 2017
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Remember the last time you went bowling? Remember the bowling ball? Ok, now read this article
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(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
FDA and CDC just updated fish consumption guidelines for pregnant women and children, to avoid heavy metal poisoning. Visit the page and save a copy ASAP, because it will be gone tomorrow
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"Help, my hotel is buried under an avalanche." "No, it isn't." "Yes, it is." "No, it isn't." "What the--? We need help here." "Oh, I'm sorry, this is the argument line"
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Wed January 18, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
OK, stop me if you've heard this one before ... A billionaire reality TV host with no political experience just declared he's running for the leadership of a conservative party in a large North American country. What could possibly go wrong?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
It's here -- your comprehensive list of the World's Most Annoying Airline Passengers. Good effort, Aromatic Passenger, but looks like Inattentive Parent and Rear Seat Kicker were really in it to win it
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Tue January 17, 2017
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
There's procrastination and then there's filing a missing person report on someone who vanished in 1981
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(HealthDay)
 
 
 
Children exposed to opiates in the womb may be more likely to perform poorly in school but still do better than those exposed to construction noise
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Guess which Trump tape has turned out to be true? No, not that one. Yes, THAT one
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When your mom calls you by the dog's name, it just means she loves you
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man arrested for threatening wife with nail-infused bat called 'the clown tickler'. "He claimed he created (it) to protect his children from scary clowns"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trksh frght pln crshs n Kyrgyzstan nghbrhd
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Eskimos have 17 different words for snow, Eritreans none. Which makes it surprising that an refugee agency would resettle Eritreans in Missoula, Montana, of all places
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Kids badly burned roasting marshmallows forced to rethink approach before roasting s'more
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada... Cyclist and car get in a shoving match. Mostly the car really
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(Metro)
 
 
 
So we're fat-shaming squirrels now?
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Sat January 14, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
El Salvador reports no murders for 24 hours, suck it Detroit
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Gainesville Times)
 
 
 
This 4-year-old girl has probably read more books than you have
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Thu January 12, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden receives a Presidential Medal of Freedom to hang off his rear view mirror as he does one last set of doughnuts on the White House lawn
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Police stop stolen van and find marijuana, a .40 caliber handgun, 7 children with their mouths taped shut and the driver going into labor
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Bomb squad makes easter eggs for visually impaired. C'mon guys, they're the ones who can least afford to lose fingers
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Marie Osmond offers to perform at Trump's inauguration to "unite America." Against her, apparently
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
A 79-year-old great-grandmother who shoplifts 'because she's bored' is convicted for the 39th time
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Superheroes make people more aggressive, explaining why comic book store brawls are so dangerous
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Highlights for Children magazine makes history in doctor's offices around the country by showing same-sex parents for the first time
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rex Tillerson used to be president of the Boy Scouts USA, and during his tenure he ignored the sexual abuse scandals plaguing the young boys under his charge
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
PG-13 movies may have the most violence, and the most unrealistic portrayal of guns, but at least there's no dangerous nudity and you'll only hear one "f**k" given
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Tue January 10, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Ruth Bader Ginsburg writes a heartwarming letter to an 8 year-old who dressed as her for Superhero Day at school
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How do married hipsters stay cool? Subby would tell you but you've probably never heard of it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My stepdaughter hates me. I married her father after her mother died. Now she wants me to watch her two young kids as she goes back to work. My husband thinks she is trying; I think she wants free child care. What do I do?"
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Maryland man opens fire after wife bites his grilled cheese sandwich, and that's not a euphemism
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(Aleteia)
 
 
 
Single-payer health care in Canada is so bad that senior citizens are having 'Don't euthanize me' tattoos done
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sit down before you read this, but most teenagers don't read or understand social media website terms and conditions. But yo if, like, those terms are plain Englished and stuff, they get 'em and kinda don't think they're so fleek AT ALL
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Got a quarter million dollars to spend on stuff you want? Not if you have a kid, you don't
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(Washington Post)
 
Boobies
 
At the beach, or in a pew, Pope Francis loves them, yes he do
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You hit the pinnacle of parenthood once your children hit middle school: They can feed themselves, bathe themselves, and dress themselves. But they still like hanging out with you
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California congressman wants congress to grant citizenship to children of illegals if the children serve in the military. Call it the "Hoo-Rah Act"
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Sun January 08, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Live rent free in Manhattan for 7 years...yes, indoors. Hint: Loft Law
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(BBC GoodFood)
 
 
 
Five things never to say to your child about food. "You have to finish off that third double espresso before you start on that case of Pixy Stix" conspicuously absent
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman decides to play bumper cars with unwilling participants, including her two kids (with mugshot)
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Asshat landlord gives leasing agency list of 'unsuitable' tenants. Looks ok so far: smokers, pet owners, single parents, plumbers, battered wives... wait, what?
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby's hubby's car just bit the dust and we're considering an electric car. Can anyone share their experience with electric cars? (Additional Info: His commute is less than 50 miles and he rarely travels out of town. )
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
New NIH guidelines says you should give your babies peanuts, because they probably won't die from a peanut allergy. Probably
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Tom Hardy reading a children's bedtime story proves maybe Max isn't so mad after all
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(NH1)
 
 
 
Man arrested for church arson after watching child porn and masturbating into a dirty diaper. It's great to have goals
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Wed January 04, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
France passes law forbidding cruel, degrading, and/or humiliating treatment of children by their parents. Millions of teens subsequently refuse to be seen in public with parents
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Disabled son has seizure during on-camera interview so mom uses recently legalized cannabis nasal spray to stop it. Another miracle of American democracy at work
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(Herald Online)
 
 
 
Mother Of The Year kicks off early as woman arrested for stripping at barbershop...in front of her 4 young children. Fark: includes duckface mugshot goodness
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Tue January 03, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"No matter what you did always remember, 'every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.'"
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(Gay Star News)
 
 
 
Cambodian police hunt for three men who Photoshopped their king into gay porn: "Gay Cambodians note with a wink that the king is a style-conscious bachelor and former ballet instructor in Paris"
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Woman who runs product review website gets 7 pounds of marijuana instead of the toys she ordered, immediately awards 5 stars
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Four children killed in pesticide horror" Well that's a little strong. I mean, I get that kids may not be your thing, but they're hardly pests
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
McConaughey explains he turned down Guardians of the Galaxy to go with the guy behind Children of the Corn
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Mon January 02, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Australia has suffered a literal shiat storm
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The humble children's picture book is under attack by nature experts who lobby for scientific accuracy, discouraging abominations like penguins and polar bears living together, cats in hats, and butterflies emerging from (gag me) cocoons
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(10 News)
 
 
 
When I die I want a bunch of inconsiderate asshats sledding over my grave. Not
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Sat December 31, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The biggest trend in parenting this year? Chilling the f*ck out
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Children under the age of 10 to be banned from heading soccer balls because it's turning their brains to mush: "University of Stirling scientists found recently that heading a corner kick 20 times reduced memory test performance for up to 24 hours"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Too dumb to not use FaceTime while driving, resulting in the death of your 5-year-old daughter? It's Apple's fault so sue their pants off
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Republican law maker in South Carolina arrested for home-schooling his wife in front of his children
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(Kokomo Tribune)
 
 
 
"I've made alot of bad decisions in my life, but this one really did it," she said after admitting to murdering her children and her neighbor too for some reason
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Virginia lawmaker proposes bill to declare porn a "public health hazard." Your hard drive is now a Superfund site
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Conservative columnist who often wrote scathing criticisms about gun control and mandatory firearm safety courses lets teenager handle one of his guns. If you're reading this on Fark, you probably can guess what happens next
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Flight simulator decides "Inflight fire onboard" scenario isn't real enough, installs actual fire upgrade
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Thu December 29, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Former PA commissioner charged with breast massaging 103-year-old woman on 3 different occasions. Everybody's got their thing, eh, commissioner?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Boy Scouts ban transgender scout, fearing that scout leaders would get confused about who to molest
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dutch woman has lived in the UK for 24 years, is married to a Brit and has 2 British children. Post-Brexit, she applies for British citizenship, so of course the Home Office tells her to GTFO right now
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(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Deranged Storm Trumper bursts into church mid-service to scream about the Pizzagate conspiracy, videotapes himself doing so which will be good for the prosecution
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Florida is home to the loudest voices claiming the 2012 massacre of 26 children and teachers at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, CT never happened
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(Time)
 
 
 
Twenty-six patients at a Dutch fertility clinic learn they may have been given the wrong sperm
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Tue December 27, 2016
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Pearl Jam's Eddie Vedder donates $10,000 to Maryland family after Christmas plea goes viral
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
George Michael's fortune to go to his "godchildren." This promises to be messier than Prince's estate
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Mon December 26, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Is it innocent to encourage our kids to hug or kiss their relatives, or should it be avoided to protect their future well-being?
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Storm Trumpers learn the professor who confronted Ivanka Trump on a flight wrote a book, so they have gone on Amazon and begun leaving bad reviews
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NY Attorney General says Trump can't dissolve his foundation due to "conflict of interest" as a way to get around the fact it's being actively investigated for fraud
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And the moral of this story is: Never put lit candles on your Christmas tree even if it is to impress the grandchildren
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Sun December 25, 2016
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Little girl shoots herself in the hand with her father's gun, asks the doctor, "Will I be able to play the violin?" Doc says, "Sure." Little girl says, "Great, my father will be charged with improper storage of a large capacity gun near a minor"
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(GOP)
 
 
 
"...this Christmas heralds a time to celebrate the good news of a new King"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sure, all those high tech kids toys are great gifts...but have you considered the cybersecurity issues of what you've just turned over to your children? Welcome to the brave new world
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You can keep your Snapchat, Wi-Fi and VR, we all know the '70s and '80s were better. Here are 10 things today's spoiled children are missing out on
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Sat December 24, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Mild-mannered bicycle repair man in Thailand by day, super ninja reflex hero by day also. hero tag indeed
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Santa Claus is coming to town, and here's how you can track him flying around the world this Christmas Eve
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2016 Headline of the Year contest: Business headlines
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie accused of putting children's privacy at risk, presumably by adopting every one she sees
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
It's time to revisit the terrifying 1980s TV movie on nuclear war called "The Day After" in honor of Trump scaring the bejeebers out of the world with his nuke tweet
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Are you doing that Elf on a Shelf thing for your kids? Congratulations, you are prepping them to accept an Orwellian, hyper-surveillanced police state
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Couple who ran a healthy living and investing service blog are arrested after they are found living with their five malnourished children in a car a in Florida Walmart parking lot
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats and Republicans prepare for a battle royale over Jeff Sessions, only with fewer schoolchildren fighting to the death on a remote island
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Composer John Williams has never watched the Star Wars films. You can tell by the fact that he looks like he bathes on a regular basis
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Woman says a pet sitter she found on Craigslist sold her dogs. Your dog doesn't even want to use Craigslist for casual encounters
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Here are the top 10 excuses given by people who failed to file their taxes, and you gotta admire the guy who straight-faced told the government that his returns were on his yacht, which had caught fire
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Wikileaks for Mormons" launches for those who fear they did a bit too much LDS
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Big Ben is undergoing repairs so a British school girl offers to say 'Bong' on BBC radio when the chime normally plays -- here's the reply
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
All right. All right. Please disperse. Nothing to see here
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
More and more pregnant women are smoking weed. That's ok. Subby's mother smoked weed when she was pregnant with him and subby turned out...like...wait, what was I doing?...typing is hard...hey, are those chocolate chip cookies?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Detectives originally thought the victim died of natural causes having previously had keyhole surgery to his chest, but it later emerged he had been shot six times
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Actual math problem: "Tony can send 5 texts and 3 nudes in 19 minutes. He could also send 3 texts and 1 nude in 9 minutes. How long would it take him to send one text and one nude?" Teacher now learning impact of negative numbers in HR file
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Do not even THINK of serving this for lunch at school when you know all the kids have smartphones
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Sun December 18, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
No, child custody disputes don't cover dogs
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Sat December 17, 2016
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Here's a look at the rise and fall of toy chemistry sets, which suck these days compared to the old ones: "Glassblowing kits in the 1950s supplied children with a blowtorch, and some nuclear-focused kits contained radioactive uranium ore"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In keeping with wacky celebrity baby names, Mick Jagger doesn't disappoint
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
In Europe, parents put their babies outside to sleep. In America parents get jailed for letting their children play outside
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"Let's be honest: Should we ban all toddlers from restaurants?"
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway helpfully explains how Trump can and will break the law to give his children jobs
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Romans incensed at Spartan Christmas tree: "This is madness"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Crossing guard told to stop high-fiving school children because guidelines
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
One traveler's horror story when Border Patrol agents caught her trying to re-enter the U.S. from Canada while smuggling deadly contraband--Kinder Eggs
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Ice-cream vendor can now offer a wide choice of toppings with your ice cream. Strawberry sauce, chopped nuts, heroin, chocolate sprinkles, fla... wait, what?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Britain OK's making a baby from DNA of three people. I'm pretty sure I've seen lots of videos on this
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
This is what Taiwan does to your Lamborghini Murciélago if they catch you using the wrong license plates
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Massive protest scheduled today at Point Defiance Elementary School, which, you know, sort of makes sense
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Congress passes, President Obama to sign "Talia's Law," named after little girl beaten to death by parents on Army base, that will require military officials to report all child abuse to state authorities. Wait, they weren't doing that before?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A comedian and an astrophysicist climb into a jet car - what could possibly go wrong? Just ask Jay Leno and Neil deGrasse Tyson
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Five Four Three Two One ZERO ... (crickets)
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
U.K. washing machine says 'Come on then' in a Cockney accent
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How did you react when you learned you were going to have a younger sibling?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey takes photo with the twins. And also her children
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The rich strip mining the middle and working classes, in charts
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Men should be more like Donald Trump and not surrender their dignity says man who probably never addressed his lingering resentment at his father
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Terminally ill boy dies in Santa's arms after being told that he was Santa's #1 elf
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Spanish dildo nativity scene to be reinstated after being pulled
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Street preacher decided to preach at kids waiting in line for Santa by telling them that Santa isn't real, but Jesus totally is. One of the kids' dad decided to preach back
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Sun December 11, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
You could say the horseshoe is on the other hoof now
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump's children complain that New Yorkers are making their lives "horrible"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
If your economy doesn't work, steal stuff from company warehouses until it does
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(Some Sick Guy)
 
 
 
Deadly disease now in all 50 states. EVERYBODY PANIC
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Sat December 10, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Iran opens military theme park for children. Although nothing can prepare kids to deal with inhumane conditions like waiting in line for three hours in August just to ride the Teacups at Disney World
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that middle school children are not nice people
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
It only took 26 years, unfavorable reporting, and being sued for the state of Michigan to stop trying to collect child support from a man who wasn't the child's father. Tag is for the child support agency
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now THIS could be fun: Pesident Obama is being urged to issue a blanket clemency on his way out the door for all 750,000 "Dreamers"-people brought here illegally as children, who registered under the DACA program, so they can never be deported
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Republicans: 'it was a tough election but its over. y'all need to calm down, be reasonable and lets get back to work and put this country on track. Alex Jones: 'Hillary raped, murdered, and chopped up TONS of kids go get her guys'
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sure you walked uphill both ways to get to school, but did you ever go to school when it was bone-crushing minus 53C outside like these Siberian children?
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
No, Fisher-Price isn't selling a "Happy Hour Playset," but they should
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The best music for productivity? Silence
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Are people without kids happier?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Encouraged by Übertrump's tweets, Stormtrumpers begin sending Carrier union president death threats, asking about his children. Welcome to new reality
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Slow local news day: Man uses the same advent calendar for 47 years. You may be surprised to learn he has no children of his own, but he does rock a festive sweater
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
A reminder that cops can make Fark for good reasons: Deputy Greg Park gave the woman $140 "to make sure the power and everything stayed on for the kids"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And now for the biggest whiner of the 2016 election: Woman claims Trump's election stole her desire to look for a partner
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(UPI)
 
 
 
It's time once again for the annual Hershey Bears' hockey "teddy bear toss". This year's total? A record 20,662 stuffed bears
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
New poll shows 50% of America either has no access to or any interest in political news written by professional journalists working for actual news organizations
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
What are your Christmas traditions? Do you enjoy the classic holiday ones or does your family just prefer getting take-out food?
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman tells her new neighbor she moved to get away from the gheys. Neighbor responds with a fabulous Christmas light display
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My grandmother will die soon. We've always been close; I am her only granddaughter, my late mother her only daughter. I found old love letters she wrote to a woman; I now know why her marriage was strained. Do I show them to her?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ohio passes abortion "heartbeat" law. Don Johnson unavailable for comment
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Tue December 06, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Maryland power plant found to be the cause of faces melting off and children weeping over exploded bodies
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Pedophile beaten to death with his own trumpet. That is not a euphemism
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(Carbonated TV)
 
 
 
Eric Trump goes on Twitter, says the Wisconsin recount killed 5,000 children
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Arch Daily)
 
 
 
A tree grows in Brooklyn, and then gets mapped and quantified and made part of the municipal budget
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
UK entrepreneur creates a 'Rage Cage' where people can come and smash up household items to release their pent-up anger. Isn't that what soccer riots are for?
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Sun December 04, 2016
(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
Substitute teacher arrested for duct-taping unruly middle school students to their desks. Hey, if you've ever been around middle schoolers, you'll understand why the "Hero" tag is warranted
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking complains people sit too much
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's not a cop party until an Assistant Chief Constable whips one out and screams 'Look at these, look at these, these are the breasts of someone who has had three children' at one of her subordinates who just had a boob job
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
France has decided Sausage Party is suitable for 12 year olds. Naturally some people have a problem with this
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The screen tests for the Mrs. Doubtfire makeup, costume and camera tests prior to filming the movie. Featuring a slightly bosomy Robin Williams. "They're sweet children...not like the last ones I was with, the daycare center of the damned"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Guy says woman's meth sentence is "idiotic" and "grossly unfair." The guy is not her dealer, he's the judge who sentenced her
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Clown of Aleppo killed by air strike. Begun, the clown wars have
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The latest casualty on The War against Christmas: The candy cane
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
85 languages are spoken by the children at Buffalo, NY public schools. Kids can now learn 85 different ways to say "When is it ever going to stop snowing?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Eight years ago, I had an affair with a coworker that killed my marriage. My kids don't know that caused the divorce. I have reconnected with my mistress; I fear if my wife learns I want to marry her she'll be outraged. What do I do?"
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What do you mean "the nonexistent one?" Dad, I'm right here
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Coming soon to a toy store near you - Breastfeeding Barbie (sfw)
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Human outraged that fiction is not realistic, did not get invite via owl
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
"Maybe God put the idiot Trump and his clueless children in charge to test us all," ponders a darker Garrison Keillor
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Tue November 29, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Giant Swedish Christmas goat set on fire for the 35th time in 50 years
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
19 year old newly elected homeschooled snowflake regressive social conservative has delayed his swearing in so he can arrange a big party, not so he will miss an important vote on LGBTQ legislation
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New 'embryoscope' photo technique allows parents to witness the beginnings of their child's life in the first few days of fertilization. Yes, it's the ultimate 'cellfie'
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
PSA: When prepping for Doomsday, remember the most important thing of all: Lock Your Doors
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Who called for a country where every race but one was excluded? A) DNC chair candidate. B) KKK Advocate. C) Bill Gates
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
The Philippines answer to James Bond was good with the ladies, did all of his own stunts, and was 2'9 tall. That's even more impressive when you consider the American answer to James Bond uses a computer all day and gets hacked by Russian children
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Stop giving children under 12 cold medicine
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Sun November 27, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will Carl and Enid continue their blossoming young romance? What community will Tara discover? Will Negan continue looming in the background or be used as a bludgeon? It's your Walking Dead Discussion Thread 9 PM ET on AMC [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Fri November 25, 2016
(WDAY Fargo)
 
 
 
Minnesota bus driver hurled racial slurs at a group of children as he ordered them out of the vehicle and left them stranded as punishment for misbehaving. But the way the school tells it, the kids had it coming
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
America indulges in another great Thanksgiving tradition - toddlers shooting each other
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Missing mom found in California just in time for Thanksgiving. Circumstances of her rescue don't sound suspicious at all
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(Illawara Mercury (Australia))
 
 
 
"On the evening of August 13, Martin Wanat had a two-course meal consisting of chicken and chocolate, then settled down on some fresh pillows for a nap. Unfortunately, he was at Woolworths at the time"
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Mike Pence gets mocked by a group of New York elitists. This is not a repeat from last week
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
How do you turn one city's tragedy in to national mass hysteria? NBC News will show you how
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The only thing I'm planning on passing down to my kids is anxiety
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Most Canadian dilemma ever? Some parents are now having to choose between paying for College or paying for Hockey
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas man accused of handing out porn DVDs to children on Halloween. That's unbelievable. I mean, who even has DVD players any more?
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Beanz Meanz Banz
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Octomom is still around, apparently didn't just cease to exist when we quit looking
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
The FBI has cleared Brad Pitt of any wrongdoing involving his children, which paves the way for a rational, low-profile divorce with both parents making sure the kids' emotional well-being is a top priority
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Pudsey the bear bares his pud, see?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
With a KHL expansion team in Beijing and the construction of hundreds of rinks to teach children hockey, China aiming to be a heavyweight in the sport by the 2022 Olympics
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Tue November 22, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
High on the list of things you don't want to hear from your school bus driver: "Are y'all ready to die?"
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(Time)
 
 
 
Turkey decides to back away from a bill that would legitimize child marriage
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
American History X teacher to his 8th grade class: "Equality means treating everyone equally... like when you hang one black person, you have to hang them all, that's equality"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Multiple fatalities reported following elementary school bus crash in Tennessee
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's granddaughter a viral sensation in China
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(National Review)
 
 
 
The very people that inflicted Hillary on America should NOT be lecturing us about Trump
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(Jacksonville Daily News)
 
 
 
It's not really a holiday parade unless there's a pole dancing entry
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Sun November 20, 2016
(Mic)
 
 
 
How are Maggie and the baby faring? Will Negan learn she survived when the Saviors visit Hilltop? Will Carl turned a blind eye towards Rick's seeming acquiescence? It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Starting a family is important and isn't selfish or environmentally unfriendly. It's a public good and it gets a bad rap." And off we go...
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
It seems the 20th century kids forgot to take out the space trash and now we probably won't be able to live there anytime soon in the 21st century
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(Alamogordo News)
 
 
 
Q: I realize winter is coming up, but I still have a lot of roaches. What can I do to get rid of them and then prevent them from coming back next year? -- Maryann from Albuquerque. A: Beer
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(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
Mother complains about racist bullying 3rd grade son endures in school. School administrator says they'll "tackle this bullying issue," then kicks son out of school, files trespass warning against mom, boy
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Mall Santa suspended after telling little girl Hillary's on his 'Naughty List', sleighs run best on glass ceilings
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Just because you are in the middle of an 8-year land dispute with your neighbor is no reason to accuse him of luring one of your pigs over with doughnuts and having sex with it
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Missouri court rules that frozen embryos are property and not people. Usually that designation isn't given to people until they enter the work force and become employees
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Thu November 17, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
How can you make Metallica sound worse? Bring in Jimmy Fallon and have everyone perform on children's musical instrument toys
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
The high price of elderly romance - flirty matchmaking trips to IKEA, differences in living habits, adult children questions, pensions. To say nothing of the chafing
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Wed November 16, 2016
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Fewer American parents are spanking their children than twenty years ago. Mostly because they now know they can get their kids to do anything they want just by threatening to take away their iPhone
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Tue November 15, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Contrary to the cracker-jack journalistic reporting of Reuters, CBS, and numerous other lesser news agencies, Trump did NOT ask for top security clearance for his family
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My marriage ended after my husband had a two year affair with my protégé. She got pregnant. My ex drove drunk and ended up crashing into a semi; she lost the baby. I heard this and was happy. Is that wrong? What's schadenfreude?"
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Mon November 14, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Clinton's popular vote lead will probably end up being around 2 million votes
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(Morning Ticker)
 
 
 
"Brains in girls and boys are different in one totally shocking way," say scientists who measured em. We don't know what it all means. We'll get back to you on that one. (Did we mail in that grant request yet?)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ivana Trump wants her ex-husband to make her ambassador to the Czech Republic. That's the joke, or not
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Sat November 12, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not only do Russian children have to trudge miles through the snow to get to school, they have to carry axes to fight off hungry wolves
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Well damn, how else is a Washington outsider going to run a government in Washington D.C.?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Not sure what they were thinking when they made a kid's toy based entirely around a sausage
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
Video
 
HBO drops 'Beware The Slenderman' trailer and it's freaking wicked
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Wed November 09, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New study says that dangerous driving runs in families. Which means we should immediately revoke the driver's licenses of the children of Nick Nolte, Mel Gibson and Billy Joel
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
New AI robot developed that has a "brain" and can learn like human children. So don't be surprised when you come home one day to see a machine sitting on your couch playing video games and eating junk food
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Whatever happened to the children seen in Soul Asylum's video for Runaway Train?
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The public library in Beaverton, Oregon wins the Helicopter Parents Seal of Approval for threatening to arrest any parent who leaves their kid unsupervised for five minutes. Tag is for the people protecting The Children, you monster
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(Some Ecards)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is proud of his daughter "to a lesser extent." Yeah, he really said that
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Write the concession speech for the losing candidate, not the speech we want, but the speech we need to heal
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I met my boyfriend years ago and we were in love. He was diagnosed with cancer and froze his sperm; he's better now. But his sperm is set to expire and I'm not ready for kids. Do I just set aside my feelings and get pregnant?"
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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Man chops off snake's head then makes the bad decision to pick it up
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Amidst all the election coverage, here is your friendly reminder now is not the time to talk about gun violence
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(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
This week's episode of OD'd With Children brought to you by Latrobe, PA
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Trump brings out the worst in America. Division. Hostility. Racism. Bigotry. Misogyny. Things we used to hide...Under the guise of not cowing to political correctness, people are no longer embarrassed or ashamed to show the warts on their souls"
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Protecting your children, the wise and noble public servants of San Joaquin County, California put the hammer down on the looming menace of ceviche bootlegging
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man faces jail after police find octopus porn on his computer. SUCKERS
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Sun November 06, 2016
(KBOI2 Boise)
 
 
 
Mom loses custody of both kids after giving 3-year-old daughter suffering seizures smoothie made with marijuana butter. Should have used paregoric like my mom fed me
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's not news when a couple adopts four needy children. However, it becomes very unusual when it's in less than 24 hours
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Basket of Detainables continues to fill up as Trump supporter holds children at gunpoint
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It's not unusual to fall asleep right after a passionate bout of lovemaking. However it is unusual to fall asleep right after a passionate bout of lovemaking while your car is still in traffic and your children are still in the back seat
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Thu November 03, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman experiences pain-free labor, and then a three-week orgasm
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Video proof that Chinese cats are EVIL
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Ways to get your kids to sleep: bedtime stories, lullabies, injecting them with heroin, glass of wa...Wait, WHAT?
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(Gant Daily)
 
 
 
Melania Trump says her focus as FLOTUS would be to end bullying through social media. That's the joke
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(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
Nine 10-year-olds scheduled for expulsion hearings for bringing Kool-Aid to elementary school. "She said there's this epidemic going on at school with happy crack. I Googled it. I'm like Kool-Aid and sugar, are you serious?"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If driving around on Halloween night with electrical wires protruding from your penis is wrong, I don't want to be right
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Smartphones and tablets in the bedroom disrupt the sleep of children, even if they are off. The news surprised most parents, smartphones have an off button?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
American student takes waste product destined for the trash and creates a way for Cambodian children to get clean. Confused? You won't be after this episode of soap
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Louisiana Supreme Court rules that priests don't have to report child abuse. God strangely unavailable for comment
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here are the 17 traffic laws you probably broke just on your drive to work this morning
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(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Just because you don't like it when your co-workers bring their children to work doesn't mean you get to stab the kid
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This is a heartbreaking story about an 11-year-old cancer survivor that committed suicide due to bullying. If you have children, please teach them to understand and accept those who are different from them
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(The Register)
 
 
 
I plead guilty of using duckduckgo
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why do you never see "moderate" Muslims taking a stand and publicly denouncing terrorism committed by extr--eh? What's that Mr. Khan? You have something you wanted to say? Oh. Oh, never mind, then
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(Influenster)
 
 
 
As you watch your children sugar crash from Halloween candy binging, here's a survey of favorite candies by state. WTH Arizona - Toblerone?
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(City Inspired)
 
 
 
This Paraguayan orchestra turns trash into music - kind of like a reverse Nickelback
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Rest of the country: Dressing up your dog for Halloween. Florida: Dressing up your 13-foot-long alligator for Halloween
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Bus-on-bus violence claims six victims in Baltimore
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Kansas state law allows sex offenders to decorate homes, pass out candy on Halloween
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Father out hunting with with his three kids manages to shoot two of them with one shot. The third one had to make do with a cut on the hand
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Mon October 31, 2016
(PetsLady)
 
 
 
The top 10 terrifying playground animals. Come for Dumpo the elephant, stay for the giant rusty rat-trap
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
UK ranked as the most sleep-deprived nation. Of course, the best way to remedy that problem would be to just shut down all the pubs at midnight
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Construction crews in Toronto under bombardment by bags of poop and they would like it to stop: "It used to be once a month. Now there are multiple piles. Everyone's been complaining. It's disgusting"
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
I'm pretty sure the Bible does not endorse beating children with coat hangers
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Sat October 29, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
A look back at the worst, deadliest gateway drug in history: candy cigarettes, which were big tobacco's way to lure children into becoming smokers
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Fri October 28, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Just another children's beauty pageant - the lavish costumes, the nervous parents, the three-year-old with a fake tan
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you want your kids to excel in math you have to give them the finger
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Thu October 27, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Okay so showing a cat presenting a dead rabbit to her litter on a children's TV show called 'Meet the Kittens' was probably not the greatest of ideas
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A drunken roll in the hay will produce idiot children," and other Victorian myths about sex
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Alex Jones may have just gone full anti-Semite
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Iowa man decides to randomly show up at his former elementary school. Fark: To donate $700 to cover lunch bills for kids who can't afford to pay
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(Komo)
 
 
 
110-year-old voter has been alive for 19 American presidencies, is going for Trump in 2016. "(Trump) would be interesting. Maybe not good but interesting"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Study announces breakthrough in care of children with autism. Which is good, because not everybody can afford to hire a ridiculous team of Scorpion supergeniuses to overthink simple problems every week
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Wed October 26, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
According to the CDC this year's flu season is starting earlier than usual and the dominant strain is stronger than last year's. Just get the damn flu shot already
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(Sunday World)
 
 
 
Uganda's most unusual looking man finally gets diagnosis and a career in African pop music
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(CNN)
 
 
 
When I was your age, we had to climb an 800 meter cliff to go to school, and all we had was rotten VINES to hang on to. We didn't have any of these fancy metal ladders to climb, and we LIKED it
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
A map of the United States...with every October clown sighting
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks perfectly recreates infamous rap from hit movie Big 28 years later. Subby still trying to remember if he was even on the planet at that time
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Tue October 25, 2016
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Drunk 22-year-old man on a lawnmower threatens police with a knife and uses his son a human shield. The only way this story could be more Indiana is if he was wearing a Pacers jersey. (Link has mugshot goodness)
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here are 40 medically useless treatments your doctor will prescribe to you just to get you to go away
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
As subby continues to disappoint his family by producing 0 grandchildren, a woman in Turkey is up to 415
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Sun October 23, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
In Japan children ride the subway alone. In Spain children don't have set bedtimes. In Scandinavia children are allowed to sleep outside in the cold. Meanwhile in America, you won't let your child play out front without a whistle around his neck
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
It's National Drug Take Back day, so go ahead and take all of your drugs back to back. Hrmm, I may have that wrong, but let's go with it
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Sat October 22, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
PETA takes on the Inuits, because, why is it exactly they don't just grow wheat instead of murdering seals?
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
American Academy of Pediatrics says kids should be allowed to watch as much TV as they want. Great. Where were you guys 30 years ago?
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
Boobies
 
Parents complain that 55' nude statue is inappropriate, say children should only see boobies on smaller statues, mannequins, paintings, National Geographic, the internet, and that magazine Dad keeps under the mattress
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
What a protective 'Zion Ceiling' looks like over a Utah bar
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bricklayer has his penis snapped in half during vigorous sex session. Well what the hell did he expect? They're bricks
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(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
"Yoga pants can be adorable on children and young women who have the benefit of nature's blessing of youth. However, on mature, adult women there is something bizarre and disturbing about the appearance they make in public." Oh, no, you didn't
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Drump gets booed by a room full of priests
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Thu October 20, 2016
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
School bus driver gets lost on way to school, wanders around for hours, winds up in Yonkers. Mrs. Crabtree impressed
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
And here comes perennial presidential loser Pat Buchanan saying the system is rigged against white men
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Why travelling the world with your kids could be the best decision you ever made...or the WORST (dun-dun-duunnn)
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Hate skeleton and Lich Queen Ann "Vlaakith" Coulter says all immigrants come from cultures where "every single level of society is criminal," like the criminal metropolises of Israel, Britain, Iran, and Croatia
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FCC throttles T-Mobile's checking account
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Come with me, and you'll see, a chance to make money off another prequel
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Tue October 18, 2016
(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Waitress gets a note telling her she should be home taking care of her husband, just like the Bible says
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Social media is very damaging for the children," says Melania Trump, who exists in a vacuum where her husband's comments don't penetrate her consciousness
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(Politico)
 
 
 
As first lady, Melania will address online negativity. We're running low on irony tags
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
James Carville declares the Trump campaign dead in a fundraising email, then asks if people want tacos or enchiladas
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Phil Collins announces his "Farking Hell, If Dylan Can Win A Nobel Prize Then So Can I" comeback tour
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
86-year-old woman loves running 5K races, chasing you off her lawn
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman wins the right to keep her boyfriend's testicles even after death
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Sat October 15, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Disabled Marine stands guard for three days over downed power line along popular path, warning neighbors, kids of live wire arcing in standing water. "I just perched there with water and Gatorade"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In 1965, woman buys plaid dress for her daughter for picture day at school. Since then, every girl in the extended family has worn that same plaid dress on picture day. One day, they plan on washing it
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Fri October 14, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The news really isn't that 77% of Americans think Donald Trump is not a role model for children; it's that 23% of Americans think Trump is a POSITIVE role model for children
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Pastor in Indiana confronts children by threatening them with the gun in his waistband. Just like Jesus did
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
With less than a month to go and victory in sight, Team Hillary sends out its closer to shut Trump down
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Genuine clown issues warning about killer clowns. You could cause a child to have a heart attack. Let's not forget nightmares and bed-wetting. Then there's the issue of no erection unless your date wears a Bozo mask. Maybe that's just me
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Syrg rush
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Wed October 12, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Nancy Grace is shocked, SHOCKED to think that somebody could possibly believe that she capitalizes on the tragic deaths of children
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
F*ck you, f*ck you, you two are now legally wed, f*ck you, I'm out
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Wife has to plead with her husband before he'd allow 20-year-old woman to join their bed. Yeah, how long did that take?
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
73-year-old sues four grown children for failing to care for her, demands alimony. "For the purpose of spreading legal knowledge, the circuit court decided to hear the case on a piece of open farmland. The event attracted nearly 100 spectators"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My cousin is what you would politely call a sociopath; recently, he was dating a friend of mine, stole her identity, and then dumped her. Now all our friends are angry with me, saying I should cut him off after what he did. Should I?"
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Tue October 11, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
It is better to be a girl in Kazakhstan than in the US. Very nice
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The BBC guide to going vegan. Step #1: buy a megaphone so you can notify your friends, families, and coworkers that you are going vegan
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(KSWO Lawton)
 
 
 
Daycare worker in trouble for trying to film a live version of South Park
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"We should scrap sex education and just make schoolchildren watch pornography in the classroom"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Over 400 Arkansas students diagnosed with having negligent anti-vaxxer parents
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Sun October 09, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Magicians complain that YouTube is killing magic
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Man explains apartment fire with perfectly logical explanation
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Sat October 08, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Overzealous CPS officials take children away from their mother for feeding her son nuts
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Womb for two
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Bumble bans mirror selfies after data reveals that 86% of profiles that are reported contained them. In short, mirror selfie == douchebag
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Fri October 07, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Airline introduces 'child-free' zones on flights. Here take my money
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(National Post)
 
 
 
On one hand, committing a home invasion style robbery pretty much makes you the worst of the worst. On the other hand, the unintended consequences kind of make you a hero
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
North Carolina governor quietly diverts money from disaster relief to pay for legal challenges against the state's infamous anti-LGBT bathroom bill. At least there's not a hurricane bearing down on them or anything
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pimpin' ain't easy for a tech CEO
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Thu October 06, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How the Berenstain Bears found salvation in Jibbers Crabst
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Snorting heroin in a Walgreens washroom and collapsing on a sidewalk with your spouse? Just another day in Memphis, TN. Thankfully, some concerned bystanders were there to capture the human drama for YouTube
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Meet Little Timmy. Little Timmy is five years old. Little Timmy's mommy posted everything about him online. Now Little Timmy has three offshore bank accounts, 15 maxed-out credit cards, two pickup trucks, and 4 years of unpaid child support
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Wed October 05, 2016
(Break)
 
 
 
Funny, my children do the same thing on school mornings
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Tue October 04, 2016
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The Weather Channel apologizes for employing an anchor who thinks Haitian children eat trees and that caused massive deforestation. We deeply regret the error
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(WVVA Beckley)
 
 
 
Wolverine has a little brother who spends his time scaring children in West Virginia
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Town rallies and finds toddler lost in cornfield. It was no big deal because every few months, they lose a toddler in the cornfield. That movie Children of the Corn was made for a reason
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania gets out in front of recent spate of clown scares with a 'clown threat bulletin'. Threat levels range from white face paint to red noses. Yellow-stained balloon trousers mysteriously missing
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(Time)
 
 
 
Six-year-old boy shot in S.C. school will be buried as Batman: "Pallbearers will dress as superheroes and people attending also are encouraged to wear costumes"
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Mon October 03, 2016
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
More creepy clowns sighted in Pierce County, Washington. It's a nationwide coulrodemic
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Why the world is cheering on Hillary Clinton. Spoiler alert: they love their children, too
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Sun October 02, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
A Mustang with a douche at the wheel does what all Mustangs do with a douche at the wheel
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children is #1 with $26 million, Deepwater Horizon #2 with $20 million, Magnificent Seven #3 with $15 million. Masterminds proves moronic at #6 with $6 million, career Suicide Squad plunging to #10 with $1.8 million
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Fri September 30, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump deposition video released. Subby's no body language expert, but the Donald is totally on the defensive during the entire thing. I guess it's because he sorta almost kinda acknowledges that he farked up calling Mexicans rapists
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
White Helmets are only human. And by human, I mean they run into the bombing to try and help people
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(Gay Star News)
 
 
 
In another sign humanity is a cesspool...estranged parents who threw out their gay children going to court to claim payoffs from Orlando fund for them dying in the Pulse shootings
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man finds porn playing on TV screens in McDonald's, has hard time getting Grimace off his face
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
First rule of baby fight club is you don't talk about baby fight club
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
All My Children actor Larkin Malloy has died at 62 after suffering a heart attack. No word if his evil twin will take over
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsay has been banned from attending his children's parents' evenings
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Thu September 29, 2016
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Real clowns to Florida's Malevolent Clowns: Please stop
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Wed September 28, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Malevolent Florida Clowns are terrifying people, and not just sitting in the office of Governor anymore
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Police hunt woman pictured 'having sex with dinosaur' at children's playground. Jurassic Fark
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(Time)
 
 
 
Due to the tireless efforts of the Pan American Health Organization, doctors, and the deadly, autism-causing, mercury-filled MMR vaccine the Illuminati forces upon our innocent indigo children, Measles are officially eradicated in the Americas
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Your dog doesn't want your steak ...or your dumbass human advice
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Tue September 27, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife and I have a good marriage, but I brought a few kids into our relationship. However, she thinks that because they are her stepchildren, they don't count as her kids and she tells people this. Is that wrong?"
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Fox 17 Nashville)
 
 
 
Tennessee issues a 'clown warning'
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Sun September 25, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Good handwriting is vital in the digital age"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Do you swear in front of your children? A) F#$& Yes. B) F#$% No. C) F#$% Off
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox Business declares the estate tax a "crime against mankind"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie being consoled by Johnny Depp during divorce. So that's what the kids are calling it these days
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Happy 30th birthday to my liver"
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Sat September 24, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Disney pulls its new 'Moana' Halloween costume because one mom complained. "You're literally letting children pretend to be Polynesian"
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