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Headlines matching 'children'
Thu February 09, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(NYPost) Stupid New Jersey and nine other states given permission to leave a few children behind  (nypost.com) (118)
(USA Today) Stupid Toppling TVs have crushed four Chicago children since October, so clearly it's time to start putting warning labels on these Doom Tubes and maybe start requiring protective gear to watch them  (usatoday.com) (129)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Fail Chicago learns the hard way that elementary school children can sneak gang symbols into contest artwork just like adults can  (chicagotribune.com) (153)


Tue February 07, 2012
(silive.com) Asinine Mom is suing New York City and Child Services for NINE HUNDRED TRILLION DOLLARS  (silive.com) (79)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Bloomberg) Dumbass Michele Bachmann sees GOP race ending soon. Also sees evil socialist leprauchans sneaking into your children's bedrooms at night to give them HPV vaccines and free healthcare  (bloomberg.com) (28)
(Rolling Stone) Sad One town's war on children  (rollingstone.com) (676)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Marketwatch) Spiffy February is National Children's Dental Health Month, or as it's abbreviated in Mississippi ... February  (marketwatch.com) (23)
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Woman picking her kid up from school enters through bus-only lane, hits gate with her car, drives over curb, and exits through entrance, and is busted for DUI and other charges. Ta-da  (orlandosentinel.com) (21)


Thu February 02, 2012
(The Superficial) PSA Brad Pitt gives soda to his children. More on this story as details come in  (thesuperficial.com) (43)
(ABC) Sick Santorum tells sick kid who complained about the price of his medicine "People have no problem paying $900 for an iPad, but paying $900 for a drug they have a problem with Why?" Because, of course, people buy a new iPad EVERY MONTH  (abcnews.go.com) (290)
(Slate) Stupid So, what happens if Obama wins a second term? "We will sentence [our children] to take the first step into 1,000 years of darkness." Welcome to Derpaggedon  (slate.com) (118)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Some Guy) Hero For most 9 year olds, cancer is the most terrifying thing in the world. For some, a transplant is even more so. Meet the only 9 year old who gave the finger not once but 6 times to her tumors  (boston.cbslocal.com) (61)
(The Sun) Scary Zookeeper: "Now watch, children, as the barn owl majestically soars over the lion's head and OH MY GOD"  (thesun.co.uk) (178)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Five things to never feed your kids, which is basically everything we ate as kids  (huffingtonpost.com) (124)


Fri January 27, 2012
(USA Today) Scary Ship-bridge collision leaves Kentucky driver with great story for his grandchildren  (usatoday.com) (28)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Uproxx) Hero "Where the Wild Things Are" author Maurice Sendak hates children. And he doesn't know who Vin Diesel is. God bless him  (uproxx.com) (61)
(Cracked) Strange "Snow White in Narnia has been greenlit? What about Snow and the Seven Kung Fu Badasses?" How Hollywood has decided to reboot classic children's tales  (cracked.com) (56)
(USA Today) PSA Exposing your child to non-stick cookware may compromise the effectiveness of autism juice  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (61)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Daily Mail) Florida Sorta news: 15-year old girl calls 911 because she could hear her mother having sex. Fark: She asks the police to take her to a Christian children's shelter because she felt "disrespected"  (dailymail.co.uk) (161)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Mirror.co.uk) Stupid Is our children learning? No, there not  (mirror.co.uk) (204)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Huffington Post) Obvious Baby Boomers, who refused to save for retirement, ran up the national debt and bankrupted Social Security, have told their kids "The only 'inheritance' you'll get is the bill for all the debt we've run up"  (huffingtonpost.com) (323)


Sat January 21, 2012
(Daily Mail) Strange Is it just me, or do these kids look way cooler than regular kids?  (dailymail.co.uk) (140)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Daily Mail) Stupid Hundreds of primary school-age children granted licences to use shotguns. What could possibly go wrong?  (dailymail.co.uk) (82)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Huffington Post) Hero Gay parents are not only better than their heterosexual counterparts, but they do so by adopting children who are typically "too old," outside of their race, or have special needs. Tag is for anyone, anywhere, who adopts a child  (huffingtonpost.com) (286)
(Some Comic Book Guy) Scary Local TV Station to broadcast expose on sex, gore, and violence in comic books, and how it will harm your children. This is not a repeat from 1954. Fredric Wertham laughs while George Santayana weeps  (comicsdc.blogspot.com) (67)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Fox News) Sad Louisiana toddler dies after two-year battle with rare skin disease. In other news, Jesus helped Tim Tebow pass for 136 yards Saturday Night  (foxnews.com) (446)
(The Local (Sweden)) Dumbass A small cut on a child's forehead results in the doctor gluing the kid's eye shut. Bet he didn't see that coming  (thelocal.se) (45)


Sun January 15, 2012
(STLToday) Hero Normally, Subby would rather pull his own hair out than spend time with a chatty, 9 year-old third grade girl. But then there's this one. She knits hats for kids who don't get to pull their hair out, and I'll do whatever she says  (stltoday.com) (96)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Telegraph) Asinine After documentary exposes disabled children in Turkey are tied to their beds all day and not fed, Turkish government springs into action and charges the Duchess of York with violating the privacy of children  (telegraph.co.uk) (107)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Stuff.co.nz) Scary Lion and three-year-old girl get into staredown at zoo enclosure, with surprising results  (stuff.co.nz) (68)


Sun January 08, 2012
(LiveLeak) Scary Well this certainly seems to be a safe activity for very small children  (liveleak.com) (45)
(Examiner) Sappy Destiny's child has arrived  (examiner.com) (39)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Crooks & Liars) Ironic Stupid: New Hampshire GOP passes new bill allowing parents the choice to not educate their children. HILARIOUS: Request must be made in writing  (crooksandliars.com) (234)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Reuters) Asinine Nutritionist says France should tackle child obesity by giving slim children better grades. Educators scoff at idea for U.S. saying it would only improve grades of three kids  (reuters.com) (30)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Huffington Post) Stupid Every 10 minutes, 3 African children die from hunge...OMG PALIN'S NEW HAIR  (huffingtonpost.com) (99)
(Canada.com) Ironic Auxiliary Bishop of Los Angeles resigns to spend more time with his children  (canada.com) (63)


Sun January 01, 2012
(Bloomberg) Obvious Koch Industries blows up children, blames government regulations "While business was becoming increasingly regulated, we kept thinking and acting as if we lived in a pure market economy"  (bloomberg.com) (115)
(Boston.com) Ironic Precious little snowflakes at danger from Gluten-free foods. THINK OF THE CHILDREN  (articles.boston.com) (136)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Fox News) Sad Parents of the year duct tape infant and toddler, hang one upside down on exercise equipment and of course they captured the moment forever by posting pictures on facebook  (foxnews.com) (46)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Nola.com) Dumbass Mother of the Year competition sees last-minute entry, as Louisiana woman leaves her foster children outside while she plays blackjack at a casino. On Christmas Eve day  (nola.com) (38)


Sun December 25, 2011
(YouTube) Sappy An entire classroom full of children get the exact present they wanted from Santa. Yes, even one little girl who only wanted her father home from Iraq this Christmas. It sure is dusty in here  (youtube.com) (33)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Irish Times) Sappy A letter to Santa written by two children in 1911 was discovered in 1992 in a Dublin fireplace  (irishtimes.com) (48)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Some Guy) Stupid Perhaps the only thing more obnoxious than people who spend a small fortune each year on Christmas presents for their children are the people who spend a small fortune on presents for their pets. "He's getting a costume and a hat"  (ktar.com) (122)
(Huffington Post) Stupid A Girl Scouts troop's decision to admit a 7-year-old transgender child this fall has prompted three leaders to resign and dissolve their troops. Guess they'll all forfeit their tolerance badges  (huffingtonpost.com) (560)


Wed December 21, 2011
(The Cambridge Chronicle) PSA Allowing children to wear "Jordan's Bar Mitzvah" shirt offends classmates who were not invited to Jordan's Bar Mitzvah  (wickedlocal.com) (228)
(Washington Post) Cool 'Sensitive Santas' are providing their services so that children with autism can make their first ever visit to the Jolly Old Elf  (washingtonpost.com) (31)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Huffington Post) Asinine University of Texas College Republicans President tweets: "My president is black. He snorts a lot of crack." Is our children learning, indeed  (huffingtonpost.com) (283)
(The Morning Call) Fail Some of the best news article mistakes of the year. Among them: "Drunk and expecting child, man burglarized property"  (mcall.com) (7)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Economist) Spiffy For the first time in forty years America's prison population has actually decreased. Either the costs of locking up non-violent offenders is to blame, or Obama is releasing them to rape your women and children  (economist.com) (69)


Sun December 18, 2011
(PhysOrg.com) Unlikely Turn your house, car, boat, children, spouse, boat, friends into electrical generators with ONE COAT QUANTUM DOT SOLAR PAINT. STICK IT TO THE MAN... CALL TODAY  (physorg.com) (10)


Sat December 17, 2011
(The Sun) Silly Nursery school bans children from making "diamond in the sky" sign while singing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star", because vagina  (thesun.co.uk) (118)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida What good is having a toddler if you can't send them out into traffic to panhandle while you smoke weed?  (tampabay.com) (38)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Daily Mail) Fail Protip: If your baby doesn't do anything for eight months, it may not be alive  (dailymail.co.uk) (123)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Some Zabaglione) Florida Zamboni sickens score of schoolchildren. They should have had the spaghetti  (baynews9.com) (30)


Tue December 13, 2011
(WXYZ Detroit) PSA It's time for the annual list of TOYS THAT CAN KILL YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN  (wxyz.com) (123)
(Smh.com.au) Ironic News: Govt Minister drops F-bomb. Fark: On live TV during children's programming hours. Total Fark: It's the guy who's setting up Australia's Big Brother net filtering... you know, for the children  (smh.com.au) (45)
(The New York Times) Silly Giant egg resurrected to terrorize another generation of children  (nytimes.com) (46)


Sun December 11, 2011
(Daily Mail) Strange Van Morrison's 44-year old girlfriend and mother of his youngest child, Gigi Lee, dies of cancer. Michelle Rocca, Van's wife and mother of his two other children, can hopefully help Van deal with this tragedy  (dailymail.co.uk) (49)
(Life.com) Amusing Still not in the Christmas spirit? Maybe this slideshow of children crying while getting their picture taken with Santa Claus will put you in the mood  (life.com) (60)
(Some Guy) Amusing Religious groups outraged about raunchy t-shirts being sold to children in the community. "Boobies make me smile"  (couriermail.com.au) (73)


Sat December 10, 2011
(Some Guy) Sad Not news: Parents suspect kid of smoking. News: They want the kid beaten up because of it. FARK: They farm out the job to a guy known as an child-discipline "enforcer"  (duluthnewstribune.com) (50)
(Telegraph) Stupid Reports are that 4 children were gunned down on Syrian streets. Hold on Tom, we're getting word that Angelina Jolie and her father, Jon Voight have now reconciled before the world's media  (telegraph.co.uk) (46)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Fox News) Interesting Production of the Ford Econoline van will end next year. Children who are prone to accepting candy from strangers rejoice  (foxnews.com) (32)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Herald Tribune) Florida School police officer to parents: "Sexting is a new epidemic, and it could be on your child's cell phone." Then he proved it beyond a reasonable doubt with 14 year old. That's above and beyond the call  (heraldtribune.com) (84)
(Washington Post) Obvious "Some children's cereals packed with sugar." This message brought to you by the Institute for Scientists Who Woke Up and Realized they Promised to Publish Something Today  (washingtonpost.com) (121)
(Daily Mail) Weird Brad Pitt channels either Eraserhead, Cosmo Kramer, or Kid from Kid and Play  (dailymail.co.uk) (38)


Wed December 07, 2011
(CNN) Interesting Contrary to popular belief, atheists do take their families to church. "We thought that these individuals might be less inclined to introduce their children to religious traditions, but we found the exact opposite to be true"  (religion.blogs.cnn.com) (522)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Washington Post) Scary Woman denied food stamps responds by shooting children, self. Oh SNAP  (washingtonpost.com) (490)
(Buffalo Beast) Amusing It's not just the Muppets; there are other children's TV shows indoctrinating socialism into our youth  (buffalobeast.com) (130)
(Politico) Obvious Newt Gingrich does not want to send your children into the coal mines or other heavy industry, just wants them to compete with lower level service worker parents to further deflate their wages  (politico.com) (347)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Fox News) Obvious The EU says that chocolate doesn't help children grow, ignoring the obvious horizontal inches  (foxnews.com) (15)
(News.com.au) Obvious Suddenly it hit me: People who smack their children are afraid to admit it because it has become socially unacceptable  (news.com.au) (291)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Gawker) Photoshop Photoshop Theme: Fark's 2011 Holiday List of Unsafe Children's Toys  (cache.gawker.com) (45)
(NYPost) Sad During a North Pole geography lesson, second-grade teacher informs the students that Santa doesn't exist. Why yes, some parents have a problem with this. "It's outrageous that a teacher would strip a child of their innocence"  (nypost.com) (198)


Sat December 03, 2011
(The Hollywood Reporter) Silly Eleven children's movies Republicans accuse of having "sinister liberal agendas" (slideshow)  (hollywoodreporter.com) (187)
(CNN) PSA The most popular baby names of 2011 are here, and let's welcome a whole generation of children who will get teased by kids in their class with normal, unpretentious names  (marquee.blogs.cnn.com) (439)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Some Guy) Sad $20,000 of donated toys stolen from childrens hospital. Suspect described as 4'6 green male with a heart 2 sizes too small, last seen sitting in the window seat on the train to hell  (abc15.com) (24)
(CBS News) Dumbass "Really poor children in really poor neighborhoods have no habit of working, and they have no one around them who works" Guess which GOP candidate said it? Guess  (cbsnews.com) (504)


Thu December 01, 2011
(BBC) Scary Oldest Holocaust archive features gifts for under the National Socialist Christmas tree: Nazi Viewmasters, childrens' books on how to identify Jews like poisonous mushrooms, and the delightful "Juden Raus" board game  (bbc.co.uk) (91)
(YouTube) Florida One woman, 15 children by 5 babydaddys, fiancée in jail and "somebody needs to pay for ALL my chilren"  (youtube.com) (309)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Myrtle Beach Sun News) Scary We have located Jabba the Hutt. She is beating her children with curtain rods (see photo)  (thesunnews.com) (91)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Gun club invites children to pose with Santa, $80,000 machine guns (w/pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (223)


Sun November 27, 2011
(Washington Post) Asinine All the governments that haven't sold children as farm slaves, take a step forward. Not so fast, Switzerland  (washingtonpost.com) (70)
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Father of the Year candidate is a 34-year-old on welfare, has had 15 children with 13 different women, and has two more on the way. Bonus: His name is Cumming  (dailymail.co.uk) (280)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Daily Mail) Fail School tries segregating children so the white kids won't feel like minorities. Fark: In Norway. It turns øut, søme peøple have a prøblem with that  (dailymail.co.uk) (243)
(Some Guy) Stupid A Quebec school board is going to monitor children at school to ensure that they only speak French, even during recess. This a repeat from 1984  (ottawacitizen.com) (192)


Thu November 24, 2011
(Des Moines Register) Photoshop More than 600 children, ranging in age from 5 to 12, drew and colored turkeys for a newspaper, which then put them online. Surely, Farkers can do better (Instashop, VE)  (desmoinesregister.com) (13)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Reuters) Obvious American voters finally realize that both sides are bad and we are governed by a pack of feckless children. This is great news for BasilMarceaux.com  (reuters.com) (77)
(MSNBC) Asinine Couple who named their children Adolf Hitler, Aryan Nation and Honzlynn Hinler have new baby taken by the state. What the heil?  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) (127)
(Smh.com.au) Fail Store forced to withdraw a line of underwear for young children that carries slogans such as "call me" and "I ♥ rich boys"  (smh.com.au) (59)


Sun November 20, 2011
(Some Guy) Scary "If social workers and judges can take your child away without due process, the Constitution is nothing more than a piece of paper the powerful can continue to ignore with impunity"  (washingtonexaminer.com) (316)


Fri November 18, 2011
(LA Times) Sick Colleagues say that casting director really had a great feel for working with children. Police say that's precisely the problem  (latimes.com) (59)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass If you've just received custody of your children, taking them on your shoplifting run is probably not the best idea  (wtsp.com) (17)
(Detroit News) Asinine Father of the Year candidate crashes car, flees, and abandons his infant and toddler daughters in Detroit  (detnews.com) (43)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Some Guy) Hero American pilot bombed innocent German children after WWII  (futilitycloset.com) (203)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Showbiz Spy) Scary Pink wants more kids, has a name with self-contained instructions on where to stick it in order to achieve that goal  (showbizspy.com) (32)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Huffington Post) Interesting Creepy Sandusky interview from 1987 "I enjoy being around children. I enjoy their enthusiasm I just have a good time with them." Okay, maybe there were red flags we missed  (huffingtonpost.com) (306)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Yahoo) Dumbass When making up a story for police about how your toddler went missing; make sure it's not exactly like the plot of a "Law and Order" episode. Particularly not the one that aired the night before your baby went "missing"  (news.yahoo.com) (77)


Sat November 12, 2011
(MSNBC) Interesting Good: Children under 11 now being tested for high cholesterol. Difficulty: Scores are 200 points higher than IQ  (msnbc.msn.com) (20)


Fri November 11, 2011
(TMZ) Followup Sasha Grey will not quit reading to children. Here's her rebuttal  (tmz.com) (206)


Thu November 10, 2011
(CNN) Interesting In Sweden, a generation of unruly, awful children has grown up because they've never been spanked. Oh wait, you mean they're productive citizens with a lower crime rate than the US? Move along, nothing to see here  (edition.cnn.com) (204)
(Daily Mail) Misc Four men reveal how they were duped into fathering children without any say in the matter. Blah blah blah, shut up and write the check, deadbeat  (dailymail.co.uk) (164)


Tue November 08, 2011
(STV.tv) Interesting Mena Suvari wants to have children. Line forms behind me, fellas  (entertainment.stv.tv) (91)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing 6'1" 280-lb. man sees how many children's rides he can fit into  (willifit.com) (50)
(NPR) Interesting A leering toothless guy alongside a toddler sitting on a bartop in a Montana saloon may not be the most iconic image from LIFE magazine, but it was among the first  (npr.org) (65)


Sun November 06, 2011
(Detroit Free Press) Fail Man sideswipes a cop car at 1:49 AM, blows a .346 on the breathalyzer. As a bonus, he had three young children in the car with him  (freep.com) (40)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Fox News) Obvious Octomom and Kate Gosselin find out that it's tough to raise litters of children without networks paying you  (foxnews.com) (128)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Des Moines Register) Ironic Parents went to their child's school to discuss a fight, wind up getting into a fight (w/mugshot that will leave no doubts in your mind)  (blogs.desmoinesregister.com) (128)


Tue November 01, 2011
(AZCentral) Asinine For Halloween, did you hand out: A) Chocolates? B) Candies? C) Comic book-style pamphlets about fearing God in which three children die, one by hanging himself?  (azcentral.com) (267)


Sun October 30, 2011
(New York Daily News) Hero Michele Bachmann: I would 'not do anything' for children of illegal immigrants, We don't owe them anything,"  (nydailynews.com) (246)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Fox News) Obvious 10 ways to not being an annoying airplane passenger. Leaving your screaming children at home strangely absent  (foxnews.com) (390)
(Fox News) Obvious And now for a Mormon who got people stormin' over children adornin' themselves - the church is now messing with children cross dressing and won't allow unisex elves  (foxnews.com) (159)
(MSNBC) Scary Vampire stars, Frankensatellites, Children of the Corn and a meteor shower. Your all star Halloween lineup... FROM SPACE  (msnbc.msn.com) (6)
(IndyChannel) Weird Most think breaking into a day care and trying on children's swim suits is not acceptable behavior. Then there is this guy  (theindychannel.com) (22)


Thu October 27, 2011
(WSB TV) Cool Family says "aw hell no" to fire consuming their 3rd floor apartment, tosses infant to rescuers, lowers toddler via rope, then climbs down the outside of the building "like they were Spiderman"  (wsbtv.com) (36)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Omaha World Herald) Sick Police find children in kennel. The kids were initially very rowdy but calmed down when police threatened to get out the paper  (omaha.com) (52)
(I Got A Rock) Asinine Food allergy jihadists set up alternative Halloween in abandoned parking lot in Tuscon. Naturally, they've outlawed costumes, pumpkins, and candy, but children will certainly thrill to the awesome spectacle of tar fumes and 120 degree heat  (blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com) (150)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Washington Post) Obvious Obama administration struggling with the thorny question of whether scientists should inject healthy children with the anthrax vaccine to see if it protects them against a bioterrorism attack. Yeah, some people have issues with this  (washingtonpost.com) (79)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Discovery) Sad Children in the U.S. are tops in receiving bad marks  (news.discovery.com) (94)
(USA Today) Followup The largest measles outbreak in over 15 years is the result of unvaccinated children and adults, most of whom are probably affiliated with quack chiropractors  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (259)


Sat October 22, 2011
(The Sun) Weird Man cooks cut of ham, only to discover that it's in the shape of a pig. This must be some kind of omen  (thesun.co.uk) (60)
(Fox News) Unlikely In case you didn't already have a reason to hate Ashton Kutcher, there's a chance he may the father of January Jones' baby  (foxnews.com) (42)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass If your house is "infested with demons" call an exterminator or an exorcist or an exorcisterminator, whatever, just don't kidnap your roommate's children  (bellinghamherald.com) (33)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Bloomberg) Interesting How to give a child retirement security. No, it doesn't involve telling him to work at Wal-Mart until he's 85  (bloomberg.com) (34)
(Some Guy) Fail Good: School calls parents to say the bus carrying their special-needs children home will be a little late. Fark: Does not tell them it's because the driver passed out, crossed oncoming traffic and crashed into a tree  (wtkr.com) (42)
(Cracked) Cool For a while it would seem, the A. C. Gilbert Toy Company was trying desperately to maim or kill every child in America  (cracked.com) (136)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Finally, something the Right can agree with Obama on - children should not be exposed to the Kardashians  (dailymail.co.uk) (53)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Daily Mail) Misc Gwen Stefani unveils line of children's clothing for kids with FREAKISHLY HUGE HEADS  (dailymail.co.uk) (36)
(Philly.com) Obvious Senate votes against an anti-potato bill hashed together by the USDA, considering it half-baked. USDA vows to fry again. Au gratin  (philly.com) (170)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Washington Post) Silly Advice columnist won't give advice on getting married, getting divorced, having children, getting abortions, adopting, or consensual cheating, because those are "too personal." Advice columnist  (washingtonpost.com) (47)
(WSB TV) Asinine When asked why you threw a four-year-old off a swingset, you may want to come up with a better excuse than 'My granddaughter wanted to get on the swing'  (wsbtv.com) (104)


Mon October 17, 2011
(WXYZ Detroit) PSA Children absorb more cell phone radiation than adults do. So when you're making a call on your cell, make sure you have a kid nearby for the good of your health  (wxyz.com) (85)
(Onion AV Club) Sad Seventeen kid-friendly programs that will teach your children about death. Yes, Jim Henson and The Muppets are on here. Warning: childhood memories  (avclub.com) (119)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Slate) PSA Do you have inquisitive children that are huge Star Wars fans but are flummoxed by the prequels? Here's a guide for parents to handle the strain of the prequels without having to watch them  (slate.com) (53)

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