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138 headlines found matching 'children'
Fri December 19, 2014
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Condemnation of the Pakistani Taliban's attack on a a school and murder of over 100 schoolchildren has been swift and nearly universal with even the Afghan Taliban denouncing their actions. And then, there is this asshole
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brits celebrate bizarre annual Christingle tradition: "Every year from mid-November to as late as February, many British children stick sweets on cocktail sticks, stick them in an orange, put a candle on top and gather together. This is Christingle"
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Thu December 18, 2014
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
"A powerful advocacy video aims to illustrate the plight of Syria's 1.5 million refugee children by posing the rhetorical question: What if Manhattan were Syria?"
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(Queerty)
 
 
 
Just when you thought that the anti-vaccine simpletons couldn't get any batshiat crazier.... VACCINES TURN YOUR CHILDREN GAY
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Wed December 17, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Now kids, eat up all your french fries, because remember, there are children in Japan that don't have any
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(14)
 
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
When the Afghan Taliban is saying your slaughter of children is an affront to Allah and not the way to practice Islam, you may just be the worst Taliban ever, TTP
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(147)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Toy companies have tried different things to target children, with some of them considered sexist. Here are the 5 most ridiculous ones of all, and you might need a man to fix your computer problems afterwards
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Study finds children's cartoons are full of death and murder. This is not a repeat from every year since the 30's
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(76)
 


Mon December 15, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Bad: Man steals your car with you and your three children inside. Worse: It's this guy
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(Evening Gazette (UK))
 
 
 
Guilt-ridden burglar returns cash that he stole from children's fundraising event - with interest
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Sat December 13, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cowboys CB makes a wish come true at Children's Hospital, if that wish was to get your ass kicked by a professional football player at Madden
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Fri December 12, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Half of all children experience a traumatic event. The other half are never really let out of the house by their helicopter parents
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Thu December 11, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Grand Traverse County has one of Michigan's highest rates of schoolchildren opting out of vaccines....six times the national rate for kindergartners in 2013-14." So guess what happened next
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Wed December 10, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shocking new study finds majority of children don't know that Christmas was when the Easter Bunny was nailed to a tree to tell us it was not OK to eat fish on Friday
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(143)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Queen Fabiola, Belgium's fifth queen dies at age 86. She is survived by her husband, King Fantastico and her children Prince Superbo, Princess Marvelina
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Mon December 08, 2014
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Volunteer turned away from Children's Hospital fundraiser for not not wearing pants
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Wed December 03, 2014
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Woman keeps her dead husband's corpse locked in their bedroom for six months while she and her six children wear black robes and pray to God for his resurrection. SPOILER: It doesn't work (brief hate speech from Kirk Cameron near start of video)
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(Today)
 
 
 
Parents outraged that the names they have chosen for their children are suddenly popular. "Five years ago, there were no Masons. Now, it's overtaken Mike. It's wrong." First world problems, apparently
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(372)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Santa Claus in deep hot chocolate over his allergy to dogs who are pit bulls that are service animals to autistic children
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(78)
 


Mon December 01, 2014
(Deccan Herald)
 
 
 
Police use schoolchildren as stand ins for protesters during drill, accidentally let them know what rubber bullets really feel like
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How to react when your children start using swear words. Apparently, laughing isn't the right reaction
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Yes, an art history degree can come in handy. Like when you spot a rare long-lost painting being used as a prop in a children's movie
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Sun November 30, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Psychologist finds that children with easy-to-pronounce names are more likeable, achieve more in life, than those with hard-to-pronounce names
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Sat November 29, 2014
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Two WWII veterans, best friends as children, see each other for the first time in 71 years
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman and her "emotional support" pig thrown off of flight because it was defecating, squealing, and running through the aisles. Oddly enough, parents with children were allowed to stay on the flight
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Fri November 28, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
School children forced to evacuate playground due to "unusually aggressive" grey squirrel. Or... It's all fun and games until your nuts are in danger
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(19)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Fathers now spend an entire five more hours per week watching their children than they did fifty years ago. PROGRESS
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Wed November 26, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Study finds today's children watch only half as much TV as adults because they spend nearly every waking moment online
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(28)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Strange Thrust: The unproven science that could propel our children into space, make a great porn movie title
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Mon November 24, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When I was young, I remember watching an anime that had a boy, driving a Model-T with a bear, dog, mouse, and fox. And there was this witch that used a machine to turn children into harpies, and I thought it was just a dream. IT WAS REAL
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Sun November 23, 2014
(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
If you had Prince Jackson as the first of Michael's children to start following the path of arrogance and insanity laid forth by the late singer, claim your prize
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(45)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Attorney for Sheriff Joe Arpaio working pro bono on Joe's lawsuit against Obama over immigration, but currently has case against him of inappropriately touching his children
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Thu November 20, 2014
(KCRG)
 
 
 
If you look at porn on a computer in the children's section of the public library you work at and do not wish to be caught, clearly the correct course of action is to steal and destroy said computer. Or not
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife is constantly walking around naked, and now she's teaching our children that it's okay to walk around the house naked. She doesn't understand that there is good naked and bad naked. How can I stop this?"
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Wed November 19, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
You might need to brush up on your parenting skills if you let your young children teeth on cigarette butts and give them an over-the-counter sleep aid meant for adults
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Mon November 17, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Goat woman sues children's TV show
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey would like to remind you potty-mouthed %@#&ing b*tches that it has been a crime to curse in front of children in NJ since 1944
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Sun November 16, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man tells car full of idiots to stop doing donuts as there were children nearby. Sadly, you can pretty easily guess what happened next
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Sat November 15, 2014
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Mom gets 78-year sentence for waterboarding her own children. In other news, George W. Bush is spending his retirement painting
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who has been arrested 10 times makes it 11 by nearly running down a group of children and urinating on the sidewalk
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
That video of the Syrian boy saving a little girl from sniper fire? Yeah about that... Norwegian film director admits that it was shot last summer in Malta, in order to provoke a global reaction about children in war zones
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Fri November 14, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
To find out what beloved children's book author has died turn to page 37. To make snarky comments click the link to the right
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Parents, do you ever wonder how good you are at bringing up children? Complete my 'Am I a Good Parent?' questionnaire and find out"
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
The Satanic Children's Big Book of Activities? Being handed out at schools? It's more likely than you think
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Tue November 11, 2014
(Business Standard)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered two 11,000 year-old children in Alaska
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Sun November 09, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Biblical scholars in new book allege that Jesus had deep ties to some Romans, wed Mary Magdalene and fathered two children, and that they were all targeted by assassins at various times. Sounds legit, someone should make a movie from it
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Sat November 08, 2014
(Twisted Sifter)
 
 
 
Guy paints characters into thrift store paintings: Come for the Sith Lord fishing excursion, stay for Spock on the levitating sprinkled doughnut receiving bacon from the angel and two children who took a taxi to the mountain ledge to meet him
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(Radio Times)
 
 
 
Peter Capaldi sends heartwarming message to autistic child who just lost his nanny. I know autistic children have problems with eye contact, I wonder how they feel about attack eyebrows?
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Fri November 07, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
BBC responds to complaints over the last episode of Doctor Who and its depiction of pain and the afterlife. This is why children's shows should never tackle such controversial subjects
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Thu November 06, 2014
(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
Intruder at large. Suspected of taking a shower and feeding children. Believed to be in Pebble Beach
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(23)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
In one corner, we have a mother with an annoying, screaming toddler. In the other corner, we have an over-opinionated 20-something hipster who repeatedly confronts strangers. You've probably already guessed what happens next
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(593)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The toys you give your children this Christmas will have more computer power than the rockets used in the first mission to the moon
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Tue November 04, 2014
(Pro Football Mock)
 
 
 
"I will NEVER impose my religious beliefs on my children," says guy dressing baby in Chicago Bears onesie
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
ABC didn't anticipate parents letting their children watch Scandal after It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown; therefore, the network opened Scandal with a sex scene and is now trying to justify their programming choice
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Sun November 02, 2014
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
And here are the hottest toys of the holiday season, the ones you'll spend hours searching for and have to settle for a knock-off and hope that your children won't cry on Christmas
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Study says genetics are the main thing that determines a child's IQ, so you can throw all that Baby Einstein crap away
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Sat November 01, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"A caller reported that a squirrel was chasing and attacking children on a playground"
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(38)
 
(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
Some people don't want children hanging around. Then there is this mom
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(48)
 


Fri October 31, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Who will we be coloring today, children? Could it be... SATAN??
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(60)
 


Sun October 26, 2014
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Museum dedicated to teaching children about Free Enterprise meets ironic end
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(38)
 
(Details Magazine)
 
 
 
"The people I meet are the f*ckers who want me to sign photos so they can sell them on the Internet or the people at premieres who are crushing children against barriers to get me to sign their f*cking picture of Obi-Wan Kenobi"
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Sat October 25, 2014
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
While Republicans complain about Obama's response to ISIL, Syrian Kurds are naming their children after him
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Thu October 23, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
TLC is "reassessing the future" of the Honey Boo-Boo show, on news that Mama June is rebounding from Sugar Bear with her ex-boyfriend, aka the guy who may have molested one of her other children a decade ago
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Wed October 22, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Britain's dental health experts report children as young as three are suffering from severe tooth decay. This is shocking - who knew there were dental health experts in Britain?
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(49)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Law & Order: SVU will tackle the controversial topic of NFL players who beat their children and spouses
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(74)
 
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
"I'm sorry if this is hard for you, but I'm nine now"
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Sun October 19, 2014
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Murrieta Mayor, who encouraged his constituents to protest and block buses full of immigrant children because they posed a public threat, demonstrates what a public threat might look like
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(148)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mississippi goes in to full hysteria over Ebola as parents pull their children from school because the principal visited Zambia... Which is 3,000 miles away from the Ebola stricken countries
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(225)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you plan on handing out non-food treats on Halloween in consideration of children with food allergies, you're supposed to display a teal jack-o-lantern so all the other kids know which house to egg
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(72)
 


Sat October 18, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Again I'm a part of Extra Life. I play video games for 20 hours straight so people will donate money to children's hospitals. (Like a Walkathon but I don't have to get up. Link goes to my page)
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(5)
 


Fri October 17, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Let's start diagnosing our children with a new social media-inspired "disorder" called FOMO. YOLO
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(51)
 


Thu October 16, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Many children in Canada to have indoor Halloween trick-or-treating because there are so many polar bears wandering around at this time of year in Canada that it's not really safe to go outside at all
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(54)
 


Mon October 13, 2014
(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
School bus bursts into flames. Children immediately notify Facebook, Twitter, then parents (Video)
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(21)
 


Sun October 12, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
How to raise socially and financially responsible children. Step one: Be Liberal
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(171)
 


Sat October 11, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
A look at some of the worst children's books ever written. Missing from the list, however, is A Wrinkle in Time, anything by Tolkien, and anything by R.L. Stine
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(84)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Witchcraft accusations against children on the rise in London. This is not a repeat from 1589
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(91)
 


Wed October 08, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Oh lighten up mums about the "We'll nail your children to your table" sign at the pub. If you don't quit complaining we'll draw and quarter you
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(79)
 


Tue October 07, 2014
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Circular Vanity? Kim Kardashian's child has a Kim Kardashian doll, holding Kim Kardashian's child
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(27)
 


Sat October 04, 2014
(Forbes)
 
 
 
You need to shut up about your cellphones so the companies that make them can stop acting like bratty children and make better phones
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(27)
 


Wed October 01, 2014
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Three children were told to "Go away," by a mysterious voice when they went to open the door to a backyard tree house. The Keebler Elves can be real dicks when they want to be
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(42)
 
(The Stack)
 
 
 
The Attorney General: Pop the hood on your mobile data. For the sake of the children. Pleeease?
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(180)
 


Tue September 30, 2014
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Gather 'round children and have a shot at this one. What did North Carolina and Kentucky have in common today?
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(54)
 


Mon September 29, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Donkeys reunited at Polish zoo after zoo officials stop caring about mothers screaming "THINK OF THE CHILDREN" because their snowflakes saw how you get some ass
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(34)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Why do homosexuals not like me? I merely think that they should be limited to second-class marriages, not be allowed to raise their own children, and that African-Americans enjoyed full and equal civil rights as soon as they could no longer be sold
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Tue September 23, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Man stands his ground against dog during five-year old's birthday party
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(380)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Has Doctor Who become too scary for kids?
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(121)
 


Mon September 22, 2014
(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
 
 
Grandma says she accidentally grew cannabis in her garden. Grandchildren delighted
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(72)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Colin Kapernick used racial slur on the field. At least he didn't threaten to beat the Bears with their own children
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(17)
 


Sun September 21, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Within five years we could all have a digital twin who is capable of making decisions, filling out forms, talking to your family and friends, satisfying your wife, letting friends know when you die, taking over your life and raising your children
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(156)
 


Sat September 20, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Schoolchildren across Japan build hand-powered teacup rides for school culture festivals. Small world, after all. A small, small world
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(7)
 


Fri September 19, 2014
(Komo)
 
 
 
A note to parents: don't let your children drink the delicious juice inside E-Cigarettes
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(121)
 
(WMC 5 Memphis)
 
 
 
For some odd reason, parents want to know how a woman wielding a baseball bat got into their children's school unnoticed. The fact that she was wearing only underwear notwithstanding
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(57)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Here are the fifteen toys your children will demand from Santa Claus or Hanukkah Harry this Christmas because the media tells them so
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(54)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Children with incarcerated fathers found to be more likely to be held back a grade, presumably because their family is used to being kept in small rooms all day and being told what to do
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(5)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
People who were spanked as children say the punishment made them better people in a vain attempt to justify being abusive assholes
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(304)
 


Thu September 18, 2014
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these children at a water fountain
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(14)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Six middle school children hospitalized after a classmate brings pills to show and tell
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(33)
 


Wed September 17, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Why waste valuable time while waiting to pick the schoolchildren up in your coach, just perform a sex act on yourself
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(42)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There is evil, and then there is "Hell is building a whole new wing just for you": 15 children have reportedly died in rebel-held areas of Syria after receiving vaccination with a measles vaccine that was apparently tainted or deliberately poisoned
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(76)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Nike sticking with Adrian Peterson for now, say they hope to be known as the premier athletic shoe with which to discipline children
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(23)
 


Tue September 16, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
"You should teach your children about sex the same way you would teach a toddler to walk." Visual aids and imitation?
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(60)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
What do children learn when their parents hit them? Absolutely nothing
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(416)
 


Mon September 15, 2014
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Let's all read Mark Sanford's divorce files. First up: why he wasn't allowed to "fly airplanes at (yes, AT) his children"
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(54)
 


Sat September 13, 2014
(Gladstone Observer (Australia))
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by the U.S., Australian social services go all out using "shields, helmets, assault rifles, the mother and father taken from their beds, shaken from their beds, handcuffed naked, children marched out at gunpoint"
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(89)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Four Crimean combat dolphins with possible kamikaze training have been relocated to therapy centers to treat serious children's diseases as "cerebral palsy, mental disorders and psychological stress"
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(48)
 
(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
New study says physically active kids do better in school. That's the theory for now, until researchers can actually find some physically active school age children
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(31)
 


Fri September 12, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
What's the only thing worse than a coach who molests young children? That would be a coach who molests young children and then tries to hire a hit man to kill them
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(71)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but homeschooling is bad for children
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Tue September 09, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Liberals outraged that American children don't eat French food
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(202)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Christ on a crutch, our children are just getting dumber and dumber
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
More than 50 British schoolchildren were sent to detention because they were wearing the wrong kind of pants, because that apparently matters
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Cucamonga youth stage "sleep in" to protest authorities' removal of neighbor's pet alligator, Chopper: "I never had children. She is my child"
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Sat September 06, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hundreds of midwest children hospitalized with coughing, fever, mouth blisters. If apocalyptic movies have taught us anything, now is the time for EVERYBODY PANIC
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Fri September 05, 2014
(KBOI2 Boise)
 
 
 
Pit bull saves children from swarm of bees, Oprah
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Criminal, tired of the cops getting all the bad press, decide to start modifying real guns to look like children's toys
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Woman accused of pulling gun on children. And that's how you keep your lawn clear
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Thu September 04, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The first rule of day care toddler fight club is, you do not talk about day care toddler fight club
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Tiny children are not horses," says noted vaccine expert Donald Trump
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Japanese bipedal robot can run and backflip like a human, will be used by parents to show their kids what children used to do before video games were invented
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If 87 of 150 passengers on a plane are children and their estimated weight was mistakenly tripled, calculate how close the tail of the aircraft came to striking the runway on takeoff
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Go scare some children, Pennywise, 'cause American Horror Story shows us what a really frightening clown looks like
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Wed September 03, 2014
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
This is why you should always watch your children at the laundromat: "She was tumbling pretty fast in there"
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Tue September 02, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The TI-84+ is an unstoppable juggernaut. one day we might have quantum computers in wristwatches and flying cars but, your great-grandchildren will still be learning algebra on the TI-84+
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Schools are banning playground games because many children either can't share or can't handle losing
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Mon September 01, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In 1991, a man helped his children escape from their burning home in a blaze that killed his wife. In 2008, that same man killed his son by rigging his car jack causing his truck to crush him. Now, police think he just maybe also set the 1991 fire
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
127-year-old woman who has outlived her 5 children is a grandmother to 20, great-grandmother to 73 and great-great-grandma to 55 becomes the unofficial oldest person who has ever lived. And she doesn't look a day over 110
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Sun August 31, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
10 American children try Vegemite for the first time, immediately swear to exact revenge upon Australia
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Fri August 29, 2014
(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Cliven Bundy's son continues his family's fight against tyranny by pulling all five of his children from local public schools because the tyrannical bureaucrats who run them had the temerity to say his kids couldn't carry knives at school
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Does sipping a parent's alcoholic drink harm a child, or just make Duck Duck Goose way more fun?
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Thu August 28, 2014
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Nation Debates Extremely Complex Issue of Children Firing Military Weapons
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Wed August 27, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Spanish retailer pulls their line of children's striped pajamas with six-pointed yellow stars, decides maybe that "Treblinky" pacifier is a bad idea too
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Tue August 26, 2014
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
The ritual wussification of the United States is now complete. Many Americans now think it should be illegal for children under 9 to play outside by themselves
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Mon August 25, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
More and more grocery stores are designing the produce aisle to look like a junk food aisle in order to seduce children into demanding parents buy them tomatoes and avocados instead of cookies and candy
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Due to the high number of chiropractors in the state as well as uninformed parents, Iowa schools are seeing more and more unvaccinated children, something that poses a threat to pretty much everybody
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Sun August 24, 2014
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Culver City, California slaps down your stone age libertarian worldview by thoughtfully putting up no-parking signs with 15 feet worth of common-sense progressive vehicle-utilization solutions. It's for the children
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mexico restricts junk food ads during children's programming after parents complain that their kids were getting too fat to outrun U.S. border guards
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Sat August 23, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema, Popeye 1980 - Robin Williams's first film was a children's fantasy musical about the world's most famous spinach-eating sailor. Shelley Duval stars as Olive Oyl, his sweetheart
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Fri August 22, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Iowa GOP official publicly worries that the wave of children coming across our Southern border are actually "highly trained as warriors who will meet up with their group here and actually rise up against us as Americans," She KNOWS. ABORT, ABORT
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