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339 headlines found matching 'children'
Sun September 24, 2017
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gatorade found to be in violation of California consumer laws because of a video game that tells players to "keep [their] performance level high by avoiding water." You know, water, like out of the toilet
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Vandals draw massive penis on Humpty Dumpty in children's playground (not safe for work)
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Sat September 23, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Colin Firth to also take the name Colino Firthoni
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(Seven Days)
 
 
 
School: Vermont teacher fired for demonstrating Nazi salute to third graders
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Fri September 22, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel continues to be mean to poor old men
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Today, the Ric Romero Institute of Teenage Psychiatry in a new report reveals for the first time that 1 in 4 teenage girls are depressed, sullen, talk back to their parents and regularly scowl at anyone but their dear poodle, Fifi
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Thu September 21, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Diet Scoops gets mocked online after her cyber-bullying speech
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Head of Puerto Rico's Power Board on when residents could expect service back after Maria left the entire island without power: " it's a good time for dads to buy a glove and ball and change the way you entertain your children..cook on gas stoves"
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Not going to work during a hurricane? That's a legal firing in a right-to-work state
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Trump's nominee for a federal judgeship described transgender children as evidence of "Satan's plan," lamented that states were banning conversion therapy and argued that sanctioning same-sex marriage would lead to polygamy and bestiality
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently Billy Bush's wife has finally listened to his "Access Hollywood" interview with Donald Trump
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Wed September 20, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Frank Castle brings the pain in the trailer for Marvel's "The Punisher" on Netflix (not safe for work)
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Pricipal. Caught sayof ADHD in adults stopped handstanding, is he dead or not
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My fiancé says since he grew up in a home of all boys, he wants our children to be female. He forwarded me an email about wedding plans; in it was a comment my Asian genes would give a son a small penis. How do I confront his idiocy?"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Colorado cops search for poop-and-run jogger. The squat and pop runner. The ol' drop and dung. The stop and shart. The crouch and crap. OK, I'm done now
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Tue September 19, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Maybe General Jack D. Ripper was right after all
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(MSN)
 
 
 
I think she handled it fine. What are your thoughts?
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Large circle of mysterious and unidentifiable purple powder found on school property has baffled authorities, as security footage shows no one visiting the area
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donny Half-Scoop ends Secret Service protection, because he wants more privacy. No, really. Why are you laughing?
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The dress is okay, but the dominatrix boots might be a bit much for the fourth grade. That's best kept for middle school
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Big business has created an addiction to junk food in Brazil, resulting in obesity rates as the country gains a Brazilian pounds
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
White House staffers being forced to sell their children's college funds in order to pay for legal costs in Russian probe. Why is it I'm not feeling sorry for someone who voluntarily went to work for this maniac?
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Fri September 15, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP strategist Rick Wilson says he very much likes drinking Republican tears
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(Metro)
 
 
 
R.I.P. Nutmeg the Tabby...World's oldest cat dies at the age of 32 (that's 144 in cat years) of heart failure. At least he lived a long good life and was spoiled rotten
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Neo-Nazi white supremacists legally barred from using Johnny Cash's music
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists invent method to give children autism with a single injection
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Thu September 14, 2017
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Two-year-old police dog can sniff out hidden child porn faster than Jared Fogle can eat a sub
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
In an effort to prove Hurricane Irma can't stop him, Florida Man goes to Massachusetts with no pants and a sex toy
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi and Schumer actually trusted Trump's word, are they morons or just not paying attention?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You have to acknowledge you are guilty of a crime in order to accept a pardon, so if Trump wants to pardon himself and his children, they have to admit they committed a crime. If a prosecutor were ballsy enough, Joe's refusal to admit guilt is problematic for him
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Who orders a $4,000 painting and steaks and has UPS leave them on the front porch?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Joplin, MO teacher kicks "busty" teen out of class, tells her "plus sized women need to shop at stores for plus sized people." With a pic to help you decide
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Reddit Trumpers try to keep Hillary's book from reaching number one by purchasing Trump's book instead; scheme goes expensively awry, leaving Trump book trailing Hillary and "Princesses Wear Pants," a children's book
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
"All My Children" star Mark LaMura dies at age 68. He leaves behind a wife, daughter, three mistresses, seven illegitimate children and an evil twin
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Trump's election was foretold by the bible," claims Jonathan Cahn, presumably referencing either Matthew 27.50-54; Luke 23.46-47; or Mark 15.37-39. Maybe even Malachi's prophecies
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Josh Duggar's sisters don't want him around for some reason
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
40% of adults sleep with a bear
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
"My parents were too strict, so now I'll never punish my daughter for anything bad she does". Expect a follow-up tag in 15 years about how said daughter held up a liquor store
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The perfect baby names to give your children if you wish to annoy your parents
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
What kind of teacher punishes a group of second graders by making them walk around in circles for 20 minutes outside under the scorching Arizona sun?
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Tue September 12, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump to visit south Florida this weekend to assess storm damage, as well as every weekend after that
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Just think: If this man had never had gone to Starbucks, perhaps he wouldn't have called a black man a slave, called his children "despicable vermin," or punched an apparently homeless guy on the street
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You know how funny it is to make your kids cry by yelling at them, so you can get more hits on your YouTube channel? Yeah, the courts didn't think so, either
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Mon September 11, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pope says rescinding DACA is not pro-life. Thanks for the monkey wrench Pope
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Kristen Bell cheers up kids in an Irma shelter with Frozen songs. How about Riders on the Storm by the Doors? Or Hurricane by Bob Dylan?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'These people need to be protected': Police won't release info on lynching of 8-year-old biracial boy
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Sun September 10, 2017
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
One in three millennials wish they had grown up as their baby boomer parents because now there's nothing left but gloom and doom
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Male students kicked out of school because their hair was? A) Too long. B) Green. C) Too short
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
A 30-foot-high border wall and a 65-foot-high toddler
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Joe Paterno: This is the second report I've gotten of Sandusky raping children, but it's out of my hands because he's such a damn good coach
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New mummies found in Luxor, positioned right in front of the slot machines
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not content to simply insult slaughtered children and mourn over imaginary pizza parlor kids, recent custody battle loser Alex Jones gets to stigginit to young girl over bad language and sounding unhinged
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The best Christmas movie of all time is getting turned into a children's book
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Mom wears T-Rex costume to walk daughter to kindergarten bus stop on first day of school. "Ferrell said she has a few life-size dinosaur costumes lying around the house"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I had an affair with my married boss 25 years ago. His marriage was crumbling; we eventually married, and I raised his children, apologized to his wife, and we're happy. I just can't shake the feeling I did something wrong. Did I?"
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Institutionalized Christianity in America is threatened by abundance of cheap sex. Cheap? Not everyone can afford $20, buster
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
And in today's right wing nutjob lunacy, we have the claim Trump's most vocal critics have ties to pedophilia rings
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP: Oh we'll fix DACA, but you need to blow goats first. *baaaaa*
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Spare the gun and spoil the child
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Tue September 05, 2017
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
12-year-old claims diplomatic immunity - Murtaugh getting too old for this shiat
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Patient tells doctors he has no idea how a glass cup got stuck in his butt, they remove it anyway
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Houston officer rescues nearly 1,500 flood victims while battling stage 4 cancer
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
You can make your own 3D-printed mask that reacts to your emotions and frightens children
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Most reusable headline of this administration "Staffers worried Trump didn't fully grasp consequences of ___________________" (name of policy position the president just publicly took)
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops: Florida Man performed sex act on woman "in front of families and children" at Clearwater beach
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump: Obama's executive orders are tyranny and mine aren't
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Uber driver trolls antivaxxer bus tour. "Wouldn't it be funny if I followed them around like the Grateful Dead?"
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Racist KKKeebler Elf announcing the end of DACA to the left, sanity and anger to the right. LGT C-SPAN 11:00 a.m. (ish)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"I stopped yelling at my husband and now we have more sex" says totally not made up woman
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"You have people in this country for 20 years, they've done a great job, they've done wonderfully, they've gone to school, they've gotten good marks, they're productive - now we're supposed to send them out of the country? I don't believe in that"
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Not news: conservative complains about public schools. Still not really news: because they have a liberal bias. Oh just go fark yourself: because they do not starve children
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
CNN decides to add a white supremacist Nazi to its panel discussion about DACA
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Dad catches his babysitter sleeping, so he gathers his children, leaves with them, and makes the babysitter think they were kidnapped. The Aristocrats
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Sun September 03, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
English town installs child shaped bollards outside schools to deter drivers from speeding
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If, over the next few years, your children develop a taste for adobo and lumpia, don't worry, it's probably something they picked up in school
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Refugee center in Houston now having to deal with white supremacists writing graffiti on the walls of shelters
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Hamilton Journal-News)
 
 
 
You want fries with that overdose?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Homeopath buys magical "healing bracelet" to help her child with teething. Ends up giving her lead poisoning 8X higher than the level the CDC recommends needs medical intervention
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan to Trump: Look I keep a secret shrine to Ayn Rand in my house complete with sacrificial altar, but even *I* think that kicking out the "Dreamers" who were brought here as children is a total dick move
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Man plays piano in his waist-deep flooded home. Get ready for the waterworks
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Thu August 31, 2017
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Some see a man selflessly giving shelter to those in need. Subby sees a man who knows how much money is going to be spent on new furniture in Houston in the coming months
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Seven theories about children's shows that will destroy your inner child
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
This just in from the N.S. Sherlock Institute: Most Americans want to have more sex, mainly men
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I wonder what Mike Pence had to say about the Katrina funding bill when he was in the House of Representatives..... Oh... my... god.. just stop talking
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Wed August 30, 2017
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida man runs out shirtless, threatens parents in school pick-up line in front of his house with rifle, yelling for them to "get off my road"
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
'Oyster condos' helped save a Maine town's shellfish legacy. Shrimp reportedly getting into the timeshare business while lobstermen are sticking with their secret lairs
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 50 things to never tell your kids. Them being a mistake strangely absent
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man who watched child porn claims he did not know he was looking at underage pictures because he is blind
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Redskins lose to elementary school
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Women who begged for help and rescue during Katrina rescued during Harvey. That's a long wait
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(Ruidoso News)
 
 
 
McDonald's to supply foster kids with Happy Meals, because if nobody will ever love you, you may as well be fat
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There are lots of festivals to go to on Labor Day weekend, such as this Maltese festival where you can climb a greasy pole as an act of worship
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Best Korea now has best heir to the regime
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Everyone who went to the movies this weekend, say "I did" .... ***crickets***
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
ICE had 50 women and children ready to deport when the storm closed down the transportation system. Guess what they did
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Cafe that banned all children under the age of twelve faces massive boycott by people outraged that someone wants a nice dining environment free of screaming kids. And this is being submitted by a parent of a toddler
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The best way to remember Jay Thomas is through his infamous Lone Ranger story, which he related to David Letterman every Christmas
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
£13.40 for a pint is the most London thing ever. Of course it's an IPA, but you knew that already
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cops called after Kate and Jon Gosselin's blowout fight at orthodontist office. Apparently, even the orthodontist was unable to straighten things out between them
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(Some Reading Guy)
 
 
 
Subby stuck with small children in the house, needs recommendations on what picture books to read to them. It's the Saturday Morning Book Club, babysitter edition
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Utah woman charged with poisoning her husband with eye drops. If she's convicted, it will be a clear case of blind justice
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump reportedly ending DACA protections for undocumented immigrants who arrived as children in a move that will thrill white supremacists
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Today in Christian fear-mongering: "Learning about gender identity can prevent children from becoming Christians"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Teaching your children about gender identity is tantamount to child abuse
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Fri August 25, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Boop Boop Boop boop boop boop boop boop boop
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"(J)ust because I am a mortician by trade don't mean I don't do anything els(e) . .." would be a great name for a clinic that specializes in circumcisions by a 23-year old bag-piper named Josh
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
While the debate rages over what to do with Confederate monuments, there's one person still collecting a Civil War pension to this very day
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Thu August 24, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Company offers "invisible PC spy software" that can be used "to find out if your son is gay"
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Ms. T has a problem: she's single and in her 20s, and frustrated that her younger sister, whom she's always been academically and athletically superior to, is getting married. Ms. T can't stand losing and wants to know what to do. I pity the fool
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband's is having an affair with his dying best friend's wife and acting as a father to their children. When the friend dies, he will divorce me and marry his mistress. Should I try to save the marriage or just let it go?"
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Mon August 21, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Today's game of 'Is This Racist?' is brought to you via tweet from Republican Rep Steve King of Iowa and includes Harambe, the eclipse, and African children
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
33-year-old woman killed in 14-story fall, leaves three children 10, 12 and 16, and one six-month-old grandchild
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Sun August 20, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't tell me how lucky I am to have a good husband
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Sat August 19, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
A match made in Rigel 7 heaven? Adam Nimoy to marry Terry Farrell. Live long and prosper you two
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Won't someone please think of the rich GOP donors, instead of the sick children
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
"Everything is Awesome" in this Lego recreation of the new trailer for Stephen King's 'It'
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Fri August 18, 2017
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Children are becoming "violent, militarized monsters" thanks to Disney movies like The Incredibles and Toy Story 3
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Why hasn't Trump tweeted about Chuck E. Cheese's plans to remove their animatronic bands?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I discovered that my cousin's husband--a homophobic bigot who is wrong for her--posted photos of her having sex with another man on his Tumblr page. Should I tell my cousin these photos are online, or just leave well enough alone?"
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Thu August 17, 2017
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Elementary school teacher accused of letting students do LSD at her home, which had the most awesome skylight to another world, dude
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Nazis in Arizona go one step too far
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
If you don't want the police to find your drug operation, don't put your alligator in the hotel swimming pool
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Author publishes alt-right children's book in which Islam appears to be the enemy. Coming soon: "Pat-down the Bunny" and "The Cat in the MAGA Hat"
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Tue August 15, 2017
(KREM Spokane)
 
 
 
Florida actually does something right, as doctors there are refusing to see unvaccinated kids
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Ah, the paradise of Iceland. Heath care is universal, gender equality is a given, and children are covered by extensive and progressive child protection laws. Except those that might have Down syndrome. They are aborted at a rate nearing 100%
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Red Bull may give you wings, but it also gives you the strength to break the glass doors of a convenience store when the clerk locks you and your 12-year-old inside for shoplifting
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman born without a vagina wants to undergo surgery that would allow her to have sex with her boyfriend for the first time and give her arm a rest
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pizzagate may not be real to you, but it's real to Liftbro's primary opponent, dammit
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The Stanley Cup has been filled with many things; champagne, beer, holy water, ice cream, small children. But Phil Kessel filling it with hot dogs sets a new standard
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Lucius Malfoy doesn't care if Trekkies hate him as their new Captain. "I look forward to having the fun of them being outraged, so they can sit up all night and talk about it with each other"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
German politician says too many people in the country are speaking English. OH MEIN GOTT
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Inforum)
 
 
 
North Dakota father recognizes his son as one of the Charlottesville marchers, writes a letter to the local paper denouncing "my son's vile, hateful and racist rhetoric and actions" and telling Jr. not to bother showing up for Thanksgiving
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Sun August 13, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
WATCH: GOP strategist gets pounded on MSNBC for insisting Breitbart.com isn't a 'racist platform'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Apparently no one at the Consumer Product Safety Commission has kids as they just now have realized there's been a spinner craze going on for a while ... and that the damn things are dangerous
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Say what you want about Bruno Mars, but he just donated $1 million from his Michigan concert to aid those affected by the Flint water crisis
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
30 children die from lack of oxygen in India due to an unpaid bill
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Children in India have to cross a raging river to get to school. Uphill. Both ways
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
A group of skydiving superheroes were banned from surprising children at a summer camp because they were going to fly too close to a certain golf course in New Jersey. Thanks, Donald
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
During their honeymoon Bryan Cranston and his wife were caught having sex on a train. "My gorgeous wife says to me those three words you always want to hear: 'Get off me.'"
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
NOBODY puts Baby in a corn..I mean, refrigerator
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Dallas mother demands that solar eclipse 2017 event be moved to the school holidays - "Did this lady just ask to reschedule the sun?"
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Woman asked to cover up while breastfeeding her child in a museum with artwork featuring women breastfeeding children
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Oldham Chronicle (UK))
 
 
 
Northern extras wanted for film about Peterloo massacre - "must look pretty hard done by. They should ruffle their hair, look miserable, downtrodden." - yep, wonder where they'll find people like that in Manchester
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Clowns, furries, dummies, upside-down crucified Santas: all part of a strange season in Japanese children's TV of the Eighties
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Tue August 08, 2017
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Screaming kids scare off would-be carjackers, potential dates
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Cool: Amazon buys Lucille Ball biopic. Cooler: Written by Aaron Sorkin. Coolest: Starring Cate Blanchett
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Cutting edge investigative journalists scoop Ric Romero, discover that the sun makes playgrounds hot
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Sir Patrick Stewart admits Gene Roddenberry absolutely despised him as Captain of the Enterprise
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Advocates want a law requiring cars warn parents when children are left inside a car
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Sun August 06, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Amputee model stumps naysayers
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Farkers, we're boned. And not in the good way
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Fri August 04, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Motherhood is not sacrifice. It is selfishness"
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Boomer parents: 'One day, this will all be yours.' Grown children: 'Noooo!'
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
The Emoji Movie may be the worst-reviewed movie of the year, but not everyone is having a bad reaction from seeing it
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Yes, you can die from drinking boiling water on a dare
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(Oldham Chronicle (UK))
 
 
 
Massive Dolly Parton fan buys lifesize fake cow with proceeds of betting win. Don't worry, his fiancee is used to this sort of thing now after he bought the full size silver Lion King throne
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Homeland Security Secretary replacement suggestions for Kelly include...Rick Perry. Thanks Putin
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Manly men want to know: How can we trust a woman leader who might have to take maternity leave at any moment?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's National Coloring Book Day, so let's remember the millions of American children who were never given the chance to hold a crayon
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Good Reads)
 
 
 
Old school Farker Aeonite (Fark logo, Fark tags, Ninjaburger guy) has a giveaway going on Goodreads to win a copy of his novel, Blackbird
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Nobody can put a price on a human life". Well this drug company thinks you CAN and they've pegged it at about 3/4 of a million dollars per year
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Somehow, a Daddy dating sim hasn't broken this country into despotic states, or turned all our children gay. This is their story
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Public health experts want roads closed off so children can play in them like their parents did
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
4-year-old asks police officer to help check for monsters in her new home. Since this is Fark, you can guess what happens next
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Sat July 29, 2017
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Hearing loss rates for U.S. teens is holding steady. Apparently, most of them can hear, they just choose not to listen
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Anthony Scaramucci's wife files for divorce. He'll now be doing what he accused Steve Bannon of doing
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sorry, Charlie
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trump employee leaks confidentiality agreement that all employees must sign promising they won't leak information about the Trump organization
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Regret helps children make better decisions, live as adults. I shouldn't have submitted this
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Children should not be allowed to watch The Emoji Movie. Their impressionable brains simply aren't set up to sift through the thick haze of corporate subterfuge clouding every scene of this sponsored-content post masquerading as a feature film"
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Devos' charter schools MAGA by not paying teachers
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Wed July 26, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Viacom wants to buy Scripps Networks, home of HGTV and Food Network, in an all-cash deal. Look for Guy Fieri to be replaced by Jersey Shore's The Situation soon
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tank driver runs over suspected car bomb vehicle. It still blows up. With video
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 74th birthday to Rolling Stones lead singer and immortal ghoul Mick Jagger
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Buttock surgeon killed in suspected revenge attack"
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(WLOX Biloxi)
 
 
 
New theme park opens in Alabama and locals are upset that the rides have a 225 lb. per person weight limit
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Tue July 25, 2017
(One News Now)
 
 
 
Richard Dawkins pissed that criticizing Christianity makes him an adored hero, but saying bad things about Islam suddenly makes him persona non grata
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old boy described by police as "flashy" cuts off his ankle monitor the day after being charged with stealing a car and steals another one, making it his fourth arrest for car theft in six weeks. I predict a bright future for this young man
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Sat July 22, 2017
(KMPH San Joaquin Valley)
 
 
 
And now, for this year's feel-good SDCC story: A nonprofit that makes cosplays for disabled kids
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
States that prosecute parents who let their kids shoot other kids, please step forward. Not so fast, Kentucky
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Chris Cornell and Chester Bennington sing "Hunger Strike"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
My five-year-old daughter was fined £150 ... for selling lemonade
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Airport sets aside parking spaces just for women: extra wide, painted pink, and each labeled with an image of a high heel shoe. Not surprisingly, some people have a problem with this
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Makers of coming Justice League movie unveil new Batmobile with enough firepower to wipe out a small nation
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Stay-at-home dad creates hilariously relatable parenting scenarios out of Lego from experiences with his children
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Demonic Keebler Elf give Donnie Two Scoops a "giant f*ck you" resignation letter? Will more shiat about Trust Fund C-3PO drop before his testimony Monday? THIS is your news dump Trump administration scandal rumor thread (~5pm shoe drop)
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Michael Snyder calls himself a "true believer" as he runs for an Idaho congressional seat. His beliefs include vaccinations are evil and fluoride is a secret mind control experiment. No word if he thinks it's a Soviet plot too
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Family kicked off JetBlue flight after toddler kicked seat in front of them. Hmm, remind me again which side I'm supposed to be against?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
If you drown during your river baptism do you go to heaven or hell?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Teen Vogue publishes how-to guide on Anal sex. Now *everybody* is butthurt
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Pharmabro Martin "I hope to see you and your four children homeless" Shkreli is the gift that keeps on giving. Sort of like a human Herpes
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Tue July 18, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Two people missing since 1942 have been found frozen in a glacier. Nick Fury and Phil Coulson on their way to investigate
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have 3 kids by IVF. I have frozen embryos, and my brother and his husband want to use a surrogate and my embryos. I'm okay with it. But my husband's sister is a loon and also wants them. Can I spurn her and give them to my brother?"
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(The State)
 
 
 
Too many of today's parents do everything for their children and shield them from learning life's hard lessons
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Just what is a hate group?
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
I'll be in my lab ... and vice versa
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Traffic pollution prevents children's brains from reaching their full potential, says study funded by Video Game and Crappy Schools and Diet Association
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Sun July 16, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Here's your first peek at Tim Burton's live-action Dumbo remake
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Scranton Times-Tribune)
 
 
 
Sovereign Citizen is only arrested after chasing after police car and that is when cops found the methamphetamine salts
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mom blogger won't let son receive a perfect attendance award so she can make it all about her and what a great parent she is. Did you know she also has a book out too?
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Following the fine standards set by the Republican party, Wisconsin Rep. Dale Kooyenga steals 80-year-old's sign from Capitol building because he didn't like it
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(Eugene Register-Guard)
 
 
 
Here in my wagon / I don't feel safest at all / I don't have any doors / It's the only way to live / In wagons
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Fri July 14, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese and Dangerous Chemicals
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A 39 year old man still being a 'kid' is only mysterious until you remember that his 71 year old father is Benjamin Button
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Thu July 13, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Still no cure for cancer. But we can weaponize your body to fight it, and that's a hell of a start
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
You know what we need? A national tax to fund church-provided health care
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Wed July 12, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
"But Mom said it was okay"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Dear conservatives, no need to shoot up any pizzerias. Trump has already arrested thousands of elite pedophiles, stand down warriors for children, stand down
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Temba, his arms open
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Children born to mothers with diabetes during pregnancy are at risk of developing attention OOOH GOLDEN SHINY PONIES
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
"Why can't children control their impulses?" Seriously? People don't know the answer?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Scientists create golden-orange-fleshed bananas rich in pro-vitamin A that could save the lives of hundreds of thousands of children who die from vitamin A deficiencies each year. Ray Comfort and Jesus unavailable for comment
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Move over grammar nazis & make way for the punctuation police
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Tue July 11, 2017
(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Des Moines Cockfighting Ring is the name of my Dead Kennedys tribute band
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Rich coastal elites look down on you" Really reaching outside the box huh?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Say what you want about Warren Buffett, but he just gave away $3.2 billion
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Alex "Jabba the Hate" Jones says he's prepared to shoot minorities in a race war but promises he "wouldn't like it"
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Did cancer exist before 1973?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Researchers find families with one income don't earn as much money as families with two
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Is piercing a baby's cheek child abuse while circumcision is not? Stubby doesn't think so but read on
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich says able-bodied people are exploiting Medicaid
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
The "coolest-looking kindergarten in the world" will make you wish you were six years old again
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
It's a double-sized midseason finale as Madison and the survivors at the ranch must fight or work with their rivals to survive. But all we care about is Salazar and Strand. Fear the Walking Dead, 9PM ET, AMC
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(The Daily Signal)
 
 
 
Random nutcase says Transgender acceptance is child abuse. Oh she's the president of the American College of Pediatricians, that might be a bit different
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
It's a boy...BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ahh what a lovely day to take my pet crocodile for a walk on the beach. Surely no one will have a problem with this
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Shia LaBeouf arrested for acting badly in public, as opposed to his normal method of acting badly on screen
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: Monster Bass Caught on a Buzz Lightyear Fishing Rod. Woody fishing rod still only good for catching boot-loving snakes out of poisoned wells
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(The National)
 
 
 
Remember this: when you use a corpse or sex-doll to let you ride in the car pool lane, you're stealing the job of the drugged up baby of a starving Indonesian beggar
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I shared my son's hospital bill on Twitter -- then got death threats
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I've been married for 19 years; my husband and I have three children, two in college, one in high school. My kids know divorce is inevitable and hate it; I had a one-time affair with a woman and we're in love. How do I approach this?"
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker proposes kicking off a class action lawsuit against those who are trying to "strip power away" from Trump
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(The Local)
 
 
 
There are many interesting things in the ground that your kid can dig up and bring to show and tell class in kindergarten. A WWII incendiary bomb is not one of them
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times takes over 6000 words to determine you will not get a return on your investment if the business model is paid charter schools in Africa
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How old is too old for your kids to see you naked? Your kids, not the neighbors'
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Speed Limit 20 MPH when children are present. Or when light is flashing. Or on the second Tuesday of the month. Or on the Vernal Equinox. Or when the category 'Famous Last Words' is chosen on Jeopardy. Or on-- *police sirens*
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Men also have a biological clock when it comes to having children. Although it can easily be reset at age 60 with an attractive spouse if they have enough money
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Writer claims millennials need to get "an education, a job and a spouse before begetting children" in order to be successful. No word on how they're supposed to pay for the education, find a job, or meet a spouse
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Our neighbors are a young religious couple; they told the kids Santa isn't real, Halloween is devil worshiping, and dancing is sinful for older girls. Can I get them to cut back on their religious rhetoric without pushing them away?"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Mumps outbreak hits New Zealand. If only there were something, like a common vaccine, that could have prevented such an outbreak
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Wed July 05, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
♫ I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back ribs ♫
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
United Airlines extends its record of exemplary customer service: After reselling toddler's seat they allowed mother to fly with him on her lap. "My hand, my left arm was smashed up against the wall. I lost feeling in my legs and left arm"
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a pancake artist making heads
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Kurt Warner to be inducted to the NFL Hall of Fame by the only person they could find to be worthy of the honor
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Tue July 04, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Local religious group Sikhs to save their town's 4th of July fireworks display by donating $10,000 for the festivities, which will also benefit a children's charity
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking thinks Trump may threaten the Earth with destruction. Thanks, but that was part of his election platform. Nobody reads the platform, right there it said: 1. destroy world, 2. kill everyone because my tiny dick continues to be tiny
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If you define "thanking us" by reclassifying ice floes as "Elderly Care Facilities", then yes, our children will thank us
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Science looking to Cliff O'Claven for answers
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne was a real thing in the Aztec world
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Are you upset that your kid's education will cost you $58,000 from primary school through the end of undergraduate studies? It could be a lot worse... just ask parents in Hong Kong
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to Canada's Official Centennial Baby. Not so fast, Pamela Anderson
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Have you done well financially? Don't brag about it on social media
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
News: 14 injured in single vehicle car accident. Krusty and Bozo remain in serious condition
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Fri June 30, 2017
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Man plays numbers he saw in a dream, wins big in the Iowa Lottery
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Star Trek: Discovery' producers taking a lesson from 'Game of Thrones' by planning to kill off major characters, depict graphic sexual assault and children burning alive. Okay maybe not those last two, but definitely the first one
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The latest thing that Millennials are/are not doing that's ruining the country: Not having enough babies
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(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
A graphic and sickening account of the pedophile orphanage that Cardinal Pell helped cover up
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Children must be stopped from reading Harry Potter as it makes them sympathetic to immigrants and LGBTQ people, warns pastor Jesse Lee Peterson
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
NASA denies it's running a child slave colony on Mars
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Thu June 29, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman turns in her mother, father, aunt, and uncle when she finds out she's a daughter and niece to all of them (not safe for work images in sidebar)
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(AP)
 
 
 
Hey Jeff Bridges, that's just like, your opinion
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Melania Trump confirms that she has no thoughts of her own whatsoever and whenever asked will agree with whatever her husband says on any matter, always
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Thunderstorm commits war crime against Florida
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Wed June 28, 2017
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
According to Facebook's algorithms, which of these is a protected from abuse: A) Women drivers B) Black children or C) White men?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania couple arrested for turning a park into a foreplayground
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Tue June 27, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Warren Buffet admits he's part of the problem. "If you go to 1982, when Forbes put on their first 400 list, those people had [a total of] $93 billion. They now they have $2.4 trillion." Offers no solutions
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So please, parents, have your children spray tanned to properly accent their ear piercings
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(Time)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos thinks school vouchers work. They don't
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
John Oliver takes on anti-vaxxer idiocy: "Should you vaccinate? Should you eat the placenta? Should you let kids cry? The answer is yes, no, and yes, because the more they cry now the more they'll be prepared to watch This Is Us when they get older"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You are sending the wrong message if you always try to stop people from crying by sticking your boob in their face
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Harry Potter turns 20, ready to show you his wingardium leviosa
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway: Medicaid patients who lose their insurance "can always get a job"
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Children forced to flee playgrounds after attacks from a flock of seagulls. "I just ran, I ran so far away, I couldn't get away," said 8-year-old Horace Ipswitch of Sussex
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Some Panicmonger)
 
 
 
Institute for Sucking Every Last Iota Of Fun Out Of Summer recommends you not take your kids to the beach
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
That child-like sex doll you were thinking about ordering? You might want to rethink that
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Dean Cain wants a Season 5 of Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman with co-star Teri Hatcher. Because they're real, and they're spectacular
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tell your teen to get a job. You'll be teaching them a life lesson
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(BBC)
 
Video
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a cool video of a gorilla splish splashing spinning in a kiddie pool
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
This is why you don't buy children on an installment plan
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Pizzagate gunman sentenced to 4 years in prison. The right wing trolls who created Pizzagate? Pretty much running the country
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
How to make a small fortune in the daycare business? Real life: Start with a large fortune. Fark: Sell cocaine
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(MacWorld)
 
 
 
Apple offers Apple Camp at its Apple Stores. Apparently children can use Virtual Reality to see what it used to be like when kids went to real camps that had trees, lakes and blue skies
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(Some Child Thinking Guy)
 
 
 
"Toy Safety" group yet again breathlessly reports that everything in the world will kill your children
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Lego)
 
 
 
LEGO continues partnership with WWF to help prevent climate change, chair shots
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm 23 and don't want children; I fear needles and depression, am not excited about experiencing the pain, and loathe small children. All my friends think I'm crazy and press me for answers. What can I say to stop their questions?"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Moby's new music video features an animated Trump and conservatives are losing their farking minds
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
10 year-old develops tool for saving kids left in hot cars. It automatically tasers the parents if they accidentally lock their car with a kid inside - and then makes the parents stand in the corner with a dunce cap
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Oh hi, Fark. Subby just saw "The Room" for the first time. Ho Lee shiat. Anyway, how's your sex life
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(Slate)
 
 
 
If we ban smartphones for children under 13 then only criminals under 13 will have smartphones
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Supreme Court strikes down sex offender social media ban. In other news... Hey guys, it's been a while but I'm back. Who wants a hug?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
'I regret having children'
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Is the sobbing woman in this photo El Chapo's daughter? And would she be called La Chapa?
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Sun June 18, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Alex Jones cuts a Father's Day video and sends it to Sandy Hook parents
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Fri June 16, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why do fathers leave their children?
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
In the early 18th century Europeans basically believed coffee was the devil's breast-milk
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
More adults have died from eating laundry pods than kids. Why adults are eating either one remains a mystery
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Breatharian" couple claims to have lived for nine years without food and instead are sustained solely by the energy of the universe
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jesse Lee Peterson says Pride Month "proves we are not all children of God." Christ, what an asshole
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly better hope that there are no "tapes" of our conversations before she starts leaking to the press #InfoWars
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Thu June 15, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
EPA: Yes, we know that delaying the methane rule for 2 yrs will likely make more children sick, but it will really help the oil and gas industry
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1215, King John puts his royal seal on the Magna Carta, forcing future generations of school children to memorize the date
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the strangest thing you ever ordered online? Subby just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. Will keep you posted
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin has claimed that it is his 'duty' to stop gay people from getting married in an attempt to 'reinforce families' because same-sex couples 'will not produce any children'
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Wed June 14, 2017
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Hello muddah, hello faddah
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It was just a lap dance
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Tue June 13, 2017
(The Nation)
 
 
 
Trump will be remembered as the President who accelerated and presided over the biggest decline of American power in history
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Another intelligent gun owner teaches his children about gun safety by accidentally killing one of them
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
This day in history: USPS no longer allows children to be delivered by mail
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Mother of one of the children slaughtered at the domestic terror attack at Sandy Hook slams Megyn Kelly for giving "abusive truther fool" Alex Jones airtime and continuing to promote his hurtful claims
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Having my children half the time is exactly the right amount of time to spend with them," says divorced mother, who thinks shared custody and divorce are the "best thing" to happen to her
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Gymboree begins putting away the mats
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Mon June 12, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
In the legal equivalent of belting a hanging curve ball into the upper deck in center field, an 8-0 Supreme Court strikes down an immigration law that made it harder for children of unwed fathers to claim citizenship vs. children of unwed mothers
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
20% of young British children believe fish fingers are made from chicken. The other 80% were too busy drawing on the wall to reply
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
7th Heaven actress Beverley Mitchell says she's not as wholesome as she seemed on TV. Like daughter, like father
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
"Hello, this is your captain speaking ... errr ... there's a 50-50 chance an engine might not work, so raise your hand if you think we should take off"
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt action rifle, so we'd have a reason to be dragged to Mosul by our parents to be home schooled
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Thu June 08, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Bulldog fond of watching horror movies tries to warn the on-screen characters of danger
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Remember when Matt Barnes drove 95 miles to "beat the shiat" out of Derek Fisher? Well, he might be itching to beat the shiat out of him again after Fisher totaled the SUV Barnes let his ex-wife borrow "for the children"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Grandmother is hailed a 'national hero' after getting cars to slow down near her house by pointing a hair dryer at them as if it's a speed camera. Somehow I'm not sure it's going to be that effective after all this news coverage
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(Today)
 
 
 
Even as the pile of evidence around the dangers of over-medicating children continues to mount all around them, many modern-day parents are struggling to get away from the basic fact that they simply like their kids more when they're medicated
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Wed June 07, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"That's not a small amount of cocaine"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
TV in children's bedrooms increases the risk of obesity. Especially when their bedroom also has a refrigerator, hot plate and microwave
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Like father, like son: Documents show the Eric Trump "foundation" laundered over $1.2M into Trump's own pockets via fundraisers meant to benefit St. Jude's Childrens Hospitals
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
This summer please remember: Despite what the Environmental Working Group tries to tell you, your sunscreen is not going to kill you in your sleep, sell your children into slavery, and start a new life with your partner in Sweden
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
George and Amal Clooney give birth to twins. Actual quote from their press release: "George is sedated and should recover in a few days"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Of course the pesticides farmers use on their produce won't harm your children. Besides, six fingers and cysts on reproductive organs are hip with the younger crowd these days
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Mon June 05, 2017
(NYPost)