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56 headlines found matching 'childbirth'
Mon July 17, 2017
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(WSAW Wausau)
 
 
 
Man breaks into home, drinks brandy, eats muffins, then falls asleep naked in owner's bed. Meth- not even once
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Awww... green golden retriever puppy. You know you want one
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Fri July 14, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese and Dangerous Chemicals
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Using your friend's urine to pass a drug test. New cheatery: Stealing your daughter's placenta to pass a drug test
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Sun July 09, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
It's a boy...BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
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Tue July 04, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Harry Potter born in Florida
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The latest thing that Millennials are/are not doing that's ruining the country: Not having enough babies
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Wed June 28, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth on Spirit Airlines flight, immediately charged $50 for an extra carry-on item
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(WLTX Columbia)
 
 
 
This couple will meet and surpass the 13 lb. babies born recently with this 14.4 lb. behemoth
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
New Hampshire Republicans got so excited about taking away a woman's right to an abortion that they accidentally gave her the right to kill anybody at any time
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Disturbingly lifelike robot baby breathes, suckles, dribbles, blinks, cries, 'eats,' and 'goes to the toilet.' Umbilical cord sold separately. Bonus: It is 'very durable'
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Wed June 21, 2017
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Subby knows a Filipina stripper who can aim, fire & reload
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Sat June 17, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
In Arizona it's a news story when you find a scorpion swimming in your pool
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Fri June 16, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trolling foreign websites for sex toys probably isn't how most pregnant women envision spending their last trimester
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Thu June 15, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
This just in: Chrissy Teigen will never do doggy-style again after John Legend reveals he's seen her chocolate starfish. Thanks for sharing, guys. No, really
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
That guy caught having sex mid-flight on Ryanair? Yeah, he had a pregnant fiancee back home
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Hospitals adopting new "wait to bathe" newborn babies because gross waxy buildup covering them is "good stuff." So throw that bath water out, folks
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists say babies can recognize faces while still in the womb. Which raises the question of who is sticking their face up there in the first place?
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida (naturally) woman gives birth to toddler
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Tue June 06, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Miracle baby born without a nose has died shortly after his second birthday. "He touched a lot of people's lives," his father said, with tears in his voice. "A lot of people cared about him"
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Mon June 05, 2017
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Future moms, don't mess with Texas. Literally
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Thu June 01, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
U.S. teen birth rate hits historic low. Apparently due to smartphones kids don't even talk face to face with another human, let alone try to have sex with them
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Post-op care for your C-section: 1. Keep your incision clean and dry. 2. Avoid lifting any weight until cleared by your doctor. 3. Chew gum until it makes you fart. 4. Take all medications as pre--wait a minute; back up one
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
She travels alone, across the country, in an RV, on a mission to save lives. She pays drug addicts to get IUDs, tubal ligations, and vasectomies
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Wed May 24, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
OK ladies, time to get your vajafacial. Don't you want to keep your vajayjay soft, smooth, and radiant? Oh, it's not for him, it's for you
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Man and two women arrested for having sex on the deck of the Triple D Bar "right there, in the middle of the day, in broad daylight. In front of God and everybody"
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Wed May 17, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
This sous vide sh*t is getting out of hand
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Walking Dead star gives birth to living child. Good thing because zombie babies breast feed differently than normal babies
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Rare, tasty, triplet calves born on farm on Mother's Day
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
SeaWorld dolphin is pregnant despite being on birth control. I blame the sperm whales
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Tue May 09, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Things you should NEVER say to a pregnant lady. Basically pretty much anything if you want to live
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
A record-breaking 29 babies were born on the same day at Nebraska's Methodist Women's Hospital
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
"Congratulations--it's a boy." "Hi Mom. Here's your IUD"
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Have you ever been a victim of sexual assault? According to the GOP, you now have a pre-existing medical condition
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Wed May 03, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth to 13-pound baby in natural delivery. Doctors await to see who will walk first
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Baby names in danger of dying out. Really, is anyone going to go with Cilla unless there is a twin named Charybdis?
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Tue May 02, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Twin sisters give birth on the same day nine months after their probable orgy
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Mon May 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Antibiotics linked to miscarriage
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Hey everybody. Guess what time of the year it almost is? That's right....ZIKA SEASON, WOOO-HOOO
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
If you're born in another country's airspace does that give you automatic citizenship?
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Fri April 28, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Because the only reasonable response to someone knocking up your 12-year-old daughter is to strand her on an island to die
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Thu April 27, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Moms swear that a pizza sold in Charlotte, N.C. called "The Inducer" is guaranteed to induce labor in expectant mothers
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Barbie's got a bun in the oven. Ken demands paternity test. fb- quietly skulks away
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Scientists bring us one step closer to a future where humans are grown in bags
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Mon April 24, 2017
(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth by the bear exhibit at the Omaha zoo. Name the Zoo Baby contest in 3,2,1
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Looks like Serena Williams let one get past her baseline, if you know what I mean... Okay, I don't know tennis terms, but Serena Williams is pregnant
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Pastor Jesse Lee Peterson says all men who have sex before marriage will cheat on their wives
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Ultrasound appears to show twin babies kissing inside mother's womb. Doctors conclude that the father is from Alabama
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
If by "stork" you mean a giant white Turkish Airlines plane headed to Burkina Faso, then yeah-storks deliver babies, sure
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Two words you probably thought you'd never hear in a sentence. 'Vaginal popsicles'
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jenna Jameson shares selfie at 39 weeks pregnant. Baby expected to literally just fall out of her any day now
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Mon April 03, 2017
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Doctors perform surgery on a baby still in the womb. Mostly so the insurance company couldn't consider it another person with a preexisting condition and cancel the coverage
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Thu March 30, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dominos delivery robots to deliver cold pizza in twenty minutes or less
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Mon March 27, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian wants another baby (to eat)
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Video games are a viable treatment for depression
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass capybaras give birth to three ugly-ass capy-babies. Ugly-ass
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