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Headlines matching 'child custody'
Wed May 23, 2012
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(Nerve) Amusing Ridiculous Tips for a Miserable Sex Life: May 2012 Cosmo's summer tips, Men's Health's sex-boosting foods, and so much more  (nerve.com) (55)
(Reuters) Fail 2.4% of General Mills' workforce eliminated by suspected cereal killer  (reuters.com) (4)


Mon May 21, 2012
(Smart Money) Fail More than one third of all divorce filings in the U.K. last year contained the word "Facebook"  (blogs.smartmoney.com) (104)
(9 News) Cool Woman shows off the first brain-controlled robotic arm. Researchers can't attach the arm to men yet until they've had time to either remove all porn from the internet or really strengthen that shoulder joint  (9news.com) (33)


Sat May 19, 2012
(Fedro) Interesting Can Barnett get past Cornier without pissing his pants hot. Can the "Black Fedor" break his hand against the WarMaster veteran and win the Tournament? Strikeforce Barnett Vs Cornier tonight on Showtime Extreme, 8:00 PM ET  (mixedmartialarts.com) (287)


Fri May 18, 2012
(ESPN) Cool The Baltimore Orioles are the first team in MLB to reach 25 wins. Raise your hand if you saw that coming. You don't count, Mr. Showalter  (scores.espn.go.com) (74)


Wed May 16, 2012
(Some Guy) Unlikely Trio robs five people and shoots one, across two states, in less than two hours. And they say American work ethic is dead  (fortstewart.patch.com) (19)


Fri May 11, 2012
(Gawker) Amusing Guy who played Biff Tannen got sick of all your Back to the Future questions, so he wrote everything up on one sheet of paper and photocopied it so he could hand them out to fans before he tells them to why make like a tree and get outta here  (gawker.com) (122)


Thu May 10, 2012
(Telegraph) Fail Half of all British men will be obese by 2040, the remainder after midnight  (telegraph.co.uk) (9)


Mon May 07, 2012
(Some Guy) Sad Aided and abetted by a complacent and apathetic populace ignorant of history and our founding principles Americans are delivering society into perpetual bondage at the hands of their government masters  (foundersrevolution.net) (72)


Sat May 05, 2012
(Some Guy Hurting) Scary Now that unemployment benefits running out for so many, disability claims are skyrocketing  (news.investors.com) (126)


Wed May 02, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting It's been forty years since the American workforce had benefits and salary that ran parallel to economic growth, and those forty years have been full of pay disparity based on both race and gender  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (199)


Tue May 01, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail Paramedics called to Knicks locker room after Amare Stoudemire cut his hand punching a fire extinguisher. Guess he couldn't take the Heat  (sbnation.com) (25)


Mon April 30, 2012
(Salon) Interesting "Underneath the bed is a white dress the killer used to wipe his hands, and a slab of uncooked bacon the killer maybe used as a lubricant to masturbate"  (salon.com) (60)


Mon April 23, 2012
(AP) Obvious Aging workforce strains Social Security, Medicare, Bowels  (hosted.ap.org) (48)
(CBS News) Interesting Japan to open hair club for mice and men  (cbsnews.com) (1)


Sat April 21, 2012
(Reuters) Amusing Army hands Ted Nugent another 4-F  (reuters.com) (290)


Tue April 10, 2012
(NYPost) Hero Cool: 102-year-old Bronx man is still parking cars for a living. Hero: And has a girlfriend less than half his age  (nypost.com) (19)
(MSNBC) News Zimmerman takes the law into his own hands. Again  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) (lots)
(BSU Daily News) Dumbass Star pitcher for the Ball State Cardinals learns the hard way why you don't punch the dugout wall with your pitching hand  (bsudailynews.com) (12)


Mon April 09, 2012
(Yahoo) Dumbass Jim Irsay admits the Colts might have tipped their hand about wanting Andrew Luck  (sports.yahoo.com) (26)
(Some Guy) Interesting Men eating berries may lower Parkinson's risk. No word on the health benefits of twigs  (medicalnewstoday.com) (37)


Thu April 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Scary Threatening the president will get you a $250,000 fine, five years in jail, no bail, a mental exam, and funny lips  (thedaleygator.wordpress.com) (80)


Tue April 03, 2012
(The Hollywood Reporter) Stupid Adam Sandler prepping a remake of the Mark Harmon classic Summer School  (hollywoodreporter.com) (89)


Sat March 31, 2012
(Wired) Spiffy NASA successfully auctioning its patents, but with restrictions designed to keep them out of the hands of patent trolls  (wired.com) (24)


Wed March 28, 2012
(New Scientist) Ironic Bacteria could cause obsessive-compulsive disorder, so make sure you wash your hands frequently  (newscientist.com) (17)


Fri March 23, 2012
(ESPN) Interesting X-rays negative on Dustin Pedroia's hand that was hit by a pitch. The ball would have hit anyone else in the knee  (espn.go.com) (25)


Wed March 21, 2012
(News.com.au) Stupid Teenagers are learning how to iron, sew and make the bed as part of a school curriculum designed to turn boys into "men". Pretty men with soft hands and delicate smiles that we know get all the girls  (news.com.au) (280)


Tue March 20, 2012
(Uproxx) Strange Celebs with one tiny hand? Celebs with one tiny hand  (uproxx.com) (72)


Tue March 13, 2012
(Scientific American) Obvious Boobies (Safe for Work)  (scientificamerican.com) (62)
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles) Strange Tying your hands with saran wrap, eating cat food and standing in a bucket of cold water is not hazing, it's a rite of passage  (nbclosangeles.com) (22)


Fri March 09, 2012
(Breitbart.com) Asinine Why does Comedy Central refuse to not give shows to comedians right-wing bloggers don't want them to give shows to?  (breitbart.com) (158)
(The New York Times) Florida Greyhound track owners demand to be allowed out of the greyhound racing business  (nytimes.com) (24)


Wed March 07, 2012
(Seattle Times) Cool Microsoft TechFest reveals holographic mirror, predator shoulder mount, virtual lamp (w/vids)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (18)


Thu March 01, 2012
(MSNBC) Unlikely Employers want the return of Vocational Tech programs since high school graduates entering the workforce now need to know how to fix cars, repair refrigeration, work the Slurpee machine  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (119)
(Yahoo) Cool Italy picks itself up off the grass, wipes away some fake tears and throws up its hands after losing for the first time ever to Team USA  (sports.yahoo.com) (42)


Tue February 28, 2012
(MSNBC) Interesting Erectile dysfunction supplement recalled. Bob isn't smiling today  (msnbc.msn.com) (26)
(CBS Local) Amusing Not news: man goes into welding shop looking for work, says he's good with his hands. News: Man is naked. Bonus: Police assisted by a man "who held a hamburger in one hand while lending his other to the effort"  (sacramento.cbslocal.com) (23)


Wed February 22, 2012
(Spinner) Amusing Adele proves a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush  (spinner.com) (71)


Sat February 18, 2012
(io9) Interesting "The fact that we build our number system around ten is an evolutionary fluke - five-fingered hands go right back to some of the very first organisms to emerge from the ocean"  (io9.com) (113)


Thu February 16, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing Vader, crushed by the Rebellion and the Obama economy, resorts to armed robbery. He is being held in detention block AA 23  (wacotrib.com) (46)


Fri February 10, 2012
(CNN) Amusing Carville "Remember the good ole Willie Horton days when politics was clean and fun?"  (cnn.com) (42)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Guardian) Interesting Patrick Stewart tries to support charities by highlighting domestic abuse at hands of father, Gul Madred  (guardian.co.uk) (27)


Thu February 02, 2012
(UPI) Obvious American Airlines announces plans for bankruptcy reorganization, hopes to achieve delicate balance between angering customers and screwing employees  (upi.com) (9)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting Husband turns in dance teacher wife after he finds out her 15-year-old student is tapping that  (dailymail.co.uk) (185)

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