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500 headlines found matching 'chi'
Sun April 26, 2015
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Bill Belichick was wishing he hadn't left his video camera at home after he found himself standing behind Chrissy Teigen at the White House Correspondents' Dinner
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(19)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
After Tony Perkins speaks on "Face the Nation" against gay marriage, retiring host Bob Schieffer helpfully reminds viewers that his organization is identified by the Southern Poverty Law Center as an "anti-gay hate group"
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(97)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Ichiro Suzuki breaks record for most runs scored by a Japanese player in the history of baseball. Move over, Sadaharu Oh
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(19)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Even chicken doesn't taste like chicken
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Product recalls in Australia have included punching bags that contained nails and needles, a vacuum that electrocuted users, a spear gun that fired without warning and now, Utes that just explode for no reason (pics)
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Our host isn't in the studio tonight, but here is an archived Livingston Stapler Company Presents show from August 11, 2012. As a bonus our host had a special guest performing in the studio that night
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(38)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dwayne Bowe returns to KC to attend the funeral of a Chiefs fan, marking the first time he's had a touch down since 2013
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(2)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these test-taking children
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(25)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 186, with Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson vs Kyoji Horiguchi for the flyweight title. Also the UFC return of Rampage Jackson. Fight Pass prelims at 6:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, Main card at 10 PM ET on PPV
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(284)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The weekend in Chiraq gets off to a deadly start as three were wounded in gun violence and six were killed since Friday
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(55)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you can't check off any of these from your bucket list you fail at childhood
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(74)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Chipotle to start delivery service. Hillary Clinton says sounds like a great idea as long as the driver doesn't expect a tip
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(20)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
At the world's highest disaster area, Everest Base Camp is digging out after earthquake-triggered avalanche. Second-highest disaster area, Denver, grabs more Cheetos while watching the news
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(120)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Mattel will no longer make SeaWorld Trainer Barbie. Jury is still out on Harp Seal Poaching Barbie with clubbing action
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(5)
 
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Mississippi Alderman who ran on a "common sense" platform, passes bill that bans all filming in the city without giving the city a 14 day notice, and a $200 fee. Yes, this includes you and your wife filming your child taking his or her first steps
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(38)
 
(Washington City Paper)
 
 
 
"...staffer for U.S. Senator Thad Cochran (R-Missed something in the background check) allegedly told law enforcement agents that he imported drugs from China in a plan to exchange them for sexual favors"
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Fri April 24, 2015
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
The moon is set to get its first Hello Kitty themed girls' underwear vending machine in 2018
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(13)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mother "horrified" after she realizes her child's alphabet building blocks can be used to spell out rude words. No, f*cking seriously
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(96)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Tiny Michigan police forces defend receiving millions of dollars of US army surplus weapons and vehicles including bomb-proof Humvees, sniper rifles, grenade launchers and ... snowshoes?
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(37)
 
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
The street code: no snitchin'. The mom code: Son, I am haulin' your rapey ass down to the precinct house
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(80)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Person visiting the Llanquihue National Reserve in Chile frames a beautiful shot of stream, series of cascading waterfalls and volcan-- ¡AY CARAMBA!
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(24)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Want to shoot machine guns with the Navy SEAL who killed Osama bin Laden? That'll be $50,000
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(166)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Lawmakers want voters to decide if the $58 million collected in pot taxes should go to schools and training cops, or buying every taxpayer in the state a $5 footlong. Subby wants the footlong, and chips, and a soda; so hungry right now
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(156)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ford prepares to export its first made in China Volvos to the US
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(19)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "China says please stop hiring funeral strippers"
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(35)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ripley's Believe it or Not releases the top 50 misconceptions that have become modern day 'facts,' including that coffee is made from beans, you can see the Great Wall of China from space and Everest is the world's tallest mountain
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(153)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chinese scientists just admitted to tweaking the genes of human embryos for the first time in history. What could possibly go wrong?
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(81)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
The real news here is that the Brits think a 20-piece box of Chicken McNuggets is meant to be shared
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(99)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Chilean volcano trolls Earth Day
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(32)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Guest staying at the Hard Rock Hotel decided to use the floor ice machine as a toilet
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(55)
 
(Visor Down)
 
 
 
"A motorcyclist in China was pulled over by police when he was caught carrying an entire minivan on the back of his bike" (pic)
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(80)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For a moment, DC fans got to know what winning felt like as in the space of 10 minutes the Caps won with an overtime goal, the Wizards blew out the Raptors in game 2 , and the Nats won in extra innings. Difficulty:Football season approaching
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(26)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
It seems French schoolchildren aren't that enthusiastic about learning German. Heiliges blau
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(42)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Oakland's Ike Davis breaks a 238-day drought without a position player pitching in an MLB game. Who says there's no fun in baseball?
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(17)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Mila Kunis was trying to steal it
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(39)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton's chihuahua Tinkerbell has passed on to the Louis Vuitton tote in the great beyond
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(48)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Have you ever reached the point in your binge watching that it's become so tedious and boring you just want to hurry up and finish? That's called purge watching, and it happens when shows dip in quality, like Mad Men, Nip/Tuck, and Sons of Anarchy
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(93)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"I am a cook in the US Senate. I work 70 hours a week at two jobs and I still need food stamps to feed my children"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Those of you who have been building bunkers over the impending collapse of the Chinese economy might want to dig faster
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Tue April 21, 2015
(IGN)
 
 
 
Tonight on The Flash, Joe and Cisco seek answers in Starling City while Barry faces a doppelganger. (CW 8ET) Later, on Agents of Shield, Coulson and Hunter turn to an unlikely ally while the S.H.I.E.L.D. schism spills over into Afterlife. (ABC 9ET)
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Bolts take home ice advantage back? Can the Isles get within one of their first series win since '93? Will Chicago continue to help the Leafs get a better draft pick? Will there be blood in Calgary? Pucks drop @ 7, 7:30, 9:30 & 10 PM ET
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Paulo Orlando played in the minors for 10 years before finally reaching the bigs this year, and while he only has 7 hits so far as a backup, 5 of those hits have been triples
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(5)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
NY court grants human rights to every ape it sees, from Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z
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(137)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this touching moment
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(15)
 
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Michigan mechanic who refused to serve gays revealed to be operating his garage without a licence
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(219)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In what is maybe the best microcosm of the Chicago Cubs in 58 seconds, 1) female fan catches foul ball in beer cup, 2) fan chugs beer 3) Cubs give up a base hit
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(17)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Environmentalists protest clean, renewable geothermal energy, presumably after binge watching Captain Planet and cheering for Hoggish Greedley
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(37)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Students at Pennsylvania School hold "Anti-Gay Day," complete with lynching list and flannel shirts
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(128)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jill Duggar experiences 70-hour labor before giving birth. Her mother says the first child is always the toughest but the next 18 are a breeze
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(60)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Google now lets you download your entire search history. Hey... I had completely forgotten about that period of time I kept searching for nude gay dwarves re-enacting Gomer Pyle episodes
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman who designed "Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas" sign cashes in her chips
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Mon April 20, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Kick back, relax, and enjoy this list of the best New York munchies to go with your 4/20 buzz. Or, like, just crash on the couch with a bag of Cheetos. Your choice, man
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(67)
 
(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Vegan tries to warn public about the dangers of radioactive digital cameras. He learned about this from the ghost hunting machine he bought on-line
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(60)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Conan O'Brien responds to his angry writer's Tweet about the state of late night television by telling him to quit his biatching and work on making the show funnier
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(76)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Astronaut posts awesome Star Trek selfie from space. Trekkies immediately take to social media to criticize choice of undershirt, incorrect stitching on hem of tunic
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(53)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Benedict Cumberbatch stars in a new Chinese car ad. As weird as you'd expect
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(9)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Feminism is the reason why marriage is at its lowest rate in history - 'Now we want total independence from men, but if we divorce - even without having children - we expect to get alimony for ever. We can't have it both ways.'
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this breaching
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(26)
 
(Alpinist)
 
 
 
Climbing one of the "Six Great North Walls of the Alps" is a major mountaineering achievement. Climbing all six is amazing. Climbing all six solo is freakish--especially if you climb them all in a single winter, and half of them for the first time
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(26)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(Outside the Beltway)
 
 
 
Senator, gentleman and fainting-couch afficionado Lindsey Graham would like to be your perpetually terrified commander in chief
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(113)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Latest GOP candidate has a time machine of his own
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(73)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today's Mad Libs headline comes to you from Iowa: "Chiropractor performs exorcisms and barters for sex with patients"
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(41)
 
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Man runs three marathons to raise money for child he's never met so she can go to Disney World after her dad died. Subby ate an entire box of Little Debbies for breakfast
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(33)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
John Hinckley Jr. is now spending some time in the wild and is trying to adjust to a normal life. Dating is difficult for a guy like him, but he's open to raising some Foster children
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(115)
 
(Some guy named soosh)
 
 
 
Our host isn't in the studio tonight, but here is an archived Livingston Stapler Company Presents show from March 10, 2012 for you to enjoy
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(71)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(BenSwann.com)
 
 
 
What happens in Kansas when a kid knows more about a subject than their teacher? Child Protective Services seize the kid, police interrogate the kid, then search their house and arrest parents. Take that you fancy book learners
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(241)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC on Fox 15, Lyoto Machida vs Luke Rockhold, Fight Pass prelims at 4:30 PM ET, televised prelims at 6 PM ET, main card at 8 PM ET, both on your local broadcast Fox affiliate
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(177)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Mother gets her daughter's school to rename their father-daughter dance to Spring Fling because not all children have fathers in their lives. And not surprisingly someone has a problem with this
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(237)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Archie vs. Predator, Archie vs. Zombies, Archie vs. The Punisher ... who is left for America's favorite teenager to battle? Oh, of course
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(36)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
China was already exporting goods to the U.S. as far back as 600 AD
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(60)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese woman shares her bed with a pig, says it's helping to prepare her for marriage
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(35)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Scientists prove that the bond between a dog and his person is as strong as the bond between a parent and child, because DAAAAAAWWWWWWW
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(51)
 
(Gay Star News)
 
 
 
"Vietnam is being flooded with gay Chinese pulp erotic novels"
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(21)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In the longest MLB review of the year, after 6 minutes, umps decide that Ichiro Suzuki is a wizard
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(34)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Blaming your weight gain on your childhood. New excuseness: Blaming your weight gain on the design of your kitchen
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(58)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Appalachia grudgingly accepts Obamacare, marrying outside the family
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(118)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Dog flu outbreak discovered in Chicago is now spreading throughout the Midwest. Your dog wants Tamiflu
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(33)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you and your wife can't settle on a baby name for your child, the worst thing you could possibly do is turn to the internet for help
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(169)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"An American who suffered third-degree burns to 70 per cent of his body in a childhood accident has faced his fears by becoming a firefighter" (pics)
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(77)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cool: Man trying to build a Time machine. Sappy: So he can go back in time and visit his dead father. Interesting: He might have a shot at succeeding since he's a Professor of Theoretical Physics at U-Conn
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(94)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
25% of college adjunct faculty get government assistance while teaching Economics 101
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So that's how it works: Iranian cleric claims thinking about another woman while having sex with your partner will make your children gay
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(127)
 
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Michigan mechanic refuses to lube up homosexuals, handle their gay sticks or adjust their queer rear ends because "homosexuality is wrong"
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(107)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Today's pretext for SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING IT'S FOR THE CHILDREN: Johnny Cash lyrics
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(71)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
"At the age of 9, Kim Jong Un raced the chief executive of a foreign yacht company who was visiting North Korea at the time," he won that race "despite the odds"... But wait, there's more
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(96)
 
(Chicago Bears)
 
 
 
Bears guard and facial hair aficionado Matt Slauson ranks the NFL's top 10 beards. "Respect the great length and commitment. Also dynamic color change around the chin is pleasant"
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(18)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Clinton Bypassed Centrist Taco Bell for Liberal Favorite Chipotle
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(100)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Nippon Ichi-ban: Japan becomes leading holder of U.S. Treasury bonds over China
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(29)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bad: Virginia voting machines about as secure as you think they would be. Worse: They're running on Windows XP
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(68)
 
(West Virginia Record)
 
 
 
Woman sues Disney for implanting Chip under her skin. No word on Dale's whereabouts
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(108)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef Paula Deen to open new fried-chicken and biscuits restaurant in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, home of Dollywood and broad range of Southern entertainment. "I want to fill their souls as well as bellies"
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(86)
 
(AZ Daily Sun)
 
 
 
Republican Governor: With 17,000 children in foster care, maybe it'd be okay for gay people to adopt a few of them
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(74)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
"Free-range" parents sue CPS, pointing out they have more reason to fear the government snatching their children off the street than they do bad guys in Free Candy vans
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(512)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts isn't even fit to serve on a jury
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(66)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Afraid of heights? As you will discover from watching this free-diver plunging into one of the world's deepest blue holes, you can be pants-shiattingly terrified of heights underwater too (pics etc)
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(81)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
The world is running out of fish for fish and chips. EVERYBODY OCEANIC
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(20)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Police officers find teen out after curfew, beat him into submission. Just kidding, they all chip in and buy him a new skateboard: "The skateboard that the kid had had been broken, it was all chipped up, and just mangled" (w/pics)
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Tue April 14, 2015
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Government sets aside millions of dollars for victims of police torture in the corrupt tin-pot republic of Chicago
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(38)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox Host on Hillary's trip to Chipotle: "Maybe it was Hispanic outreach?"
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(153)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
San Pablo cop arrested after allegedly buying drugs with child in car. Usually drug dealers only take cash
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(26)
 
(Chicago Magazine)
 
 
 
No one knows what to do with this 76-foot hole in Chicago. Suggestion: Leave it the way it is as a monument to Illinois politics
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(65)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Robert Kennedy Jr. would like to apologize for comparing the way vaccines have inflicted autism upon countless children to the Holocaust, will use "other words" to describe the "autism crisis" in the future
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(131)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
In today's breathless Hillary news, Madame Clinton went to a Chipotle in Ohio...AND NO ONE NOTICED. Yes, folks, this is what we have to look forward to for the next two years
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(67)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
High Times magazine's New York-rooted editor-in-chief Dan Skye: "The Colorado cannabis industry is an economic miracle. Everyone in the United States is following Colorado's lead"
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(65)
 
(BGR)
 
 
 
Paramount Pictures releases new 'Terminator: Genisys' trailer, spoils a major plot twist three months early. Asinine and Dumbass tags still searching for Sarah Connor
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(193)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
John Dickerson to take over "Face The Nation" when Bob Schieffer retires, thrilling the 27 people who still watch the program
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(25)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Seven reasons Archie vs. Predator is the most messed-up comic book you'll ever read
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(50)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The first trailer for Scream the TV series is here to harvest your childhood once more
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(13)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman returns from shopping to find nasty note chiding her for parking in handicapped space when she is clearly not handicapped. Yeah, you pretty much know where this is going
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(443)
 
(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
Joss Whedon talks about how Adam Baldwin "very sweetly begged me not to vaccinate my children"
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(116)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
UPS included picture of Dick Butt in special badge for Chinese Grand Prix
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(27)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Italian soccer team makes 2 passes and scores a bicycle-kick goal without the ball touching the ground
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(16)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
In Soviet Michigan, asshole bleaches woman
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(56)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Chinese man cooked his wife a year's worth of meals, makes you look foolish for reheating last night's spaghetti
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(49)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
What happens when xenophobia meets MadLibs? "Idaho lawmakers kill bill to track child support deadbeats over fears of Sharia law"
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(52)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A new contender has emerged: Mother of the Year candidate dangles her 2-year-old child over the rail of cheetah enclosure at Cleveland Metroparks Zoo. What could possibly go wrong?
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(105)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
A classic tale of teenage rebellion and repression features a delightful combination of dance choreography and realistic and touching performances. But since this was Japan and they were dancing on a train, they got six months of house arrest
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(28)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Can Ferrari make it two in a row? Will Mercedes reassert its dominance after finally showing some weakness? Can Maldonado go a month without crashing? This is your Formula 1 Chinese Grand Prix discussion thread at 2am EDT on NBCSN
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(183)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The children as young as ten who will do ANYTHING to feed their internet porn addiction. One boy even used neighbour's wifi to access porn when parents took away his iPad
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(83)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Millionaire convicted of child molestation. There is justice in this world after all
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(21)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
1. Crank up the media hype machine 2. Build too few units on purpose for initial shipments 3. Get the SOLD OUT huge demand headlines 4. Profit, and how
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(68)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
How do gas pumps work, and just where in the machine is the gouge/sodomize the customer circuit?
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(44)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
You'll probably get some cool film by flying a drone around in zoo exhibits. But keep in mind that the chimps have anti-aircraft weapons
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(18)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(WWMT Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Wisconsin petitions to rename Lake Michigan to Lake Wisconsin, Michigan counters with suggestion to rename Wisconsin to West Michigan
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(61)
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Chinese porn police break two computers during vigorous investigation
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(46)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Woman has too much to drink at a bar, steals a car and crashes into someone. Bar is held responsible for overserving. She also didn't eat all day, so no word yet if the bar was supposed to offer the "Awesome" Pretzel Chicken Tenders
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(78)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sure, we routinely call Chairman Mao a pussy and say he ruined China, but thatʻs here on Fark, not on Chinese state-owned telev... hang on, what? Folks, I think we have a new hero, and probably soon a martyr too
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(28)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Police are about to question you because they suspect you've been flashing children in the neighborhood. Do you: C) Set your hair on fire out of guilt
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(15)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
ISIS loses control over large oil fields in Iraq, starts mounting machine guns on hybrids instead of gas guzzling pickup trucks
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(56)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Republicans pick up a nice chianti and fava beans and start feasting on their own
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(54)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here are the most perfect GIF loops of machines that don't exist, but their creator says if you want to know how they work, "seek out a mechanical engineering student or graduate, buy them beer, and have them explain stuff to you"
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(41)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hillary's chickens are beginning to fall like a house of cards in the forest
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(182)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
First he took away our freedom to refuse baking gay cakes, now Obama is after our freedom to brainwash our gay children
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(204)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Some in the crowd, made up of mostly women in long dresses, even hurled chickens at the vehicle"
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(43)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
China may build rail tunnel under Everest, bar in the center of the Earth
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(54)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
DEA wants to triple production of marijuana for "research," throw one biatchin' party with Biden
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(52)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♫ Here I am in in Tijuana eating barbequed chihuahua ♫
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(57)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
St. Petersburg Police Department is teaching a horse to paint. "It builds their confidence and that's key to what we do"
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(25)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Disney executive: So, which beloved children's fairytale should we do a live action remake of next? *spins the wheel* And Pinocchio it is
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(52)
 
(Marina City Online)
 
 
 
Chicago condo owner sues over having to share elevator with dogs
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(118)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
China has made it easier for organs to be harvested for "donation" by letting your boss, co-worker, or even your drinking buddy give the okay
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(34)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn, I say TORN, son, from the Front Page of the Bangor -- you're not listening' to me, boy -- I say, the Bangor Daily News: Hungry bobcat, raccoon captured at chicken coop. Together they're about as sharp as a bowling ball
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(47)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
'Face the Nation' host Bob Schieffer announces that the show will have a new face as he will retire this summer
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(24)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Sure the chicken was good. But the free breasts and thighs were better
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(5)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Pa. man accused of having about 100,000 more images of child porn than you should have on your computer
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(86)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China will document tourists behaving badly in which the incident will be kept on file for two years. "China's image has already been tarnished"
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(55)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ozzie the goose gets 3D printed leg. Scientists hope to use the technology to also help the thousands of frogs pushing themselves around on dollies due to Chinese buffets
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(15)
 
(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
And the next progressive hippie utopia to decriminalize marijuana is... Wichita, KS?
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(52)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Rumer Willis breaks down recalling all the times she has taken it on the chin from bullies
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(67)
 
(Power 620)
 
 
 
Machine Porn: Ripping through two cars in two minutes
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(33)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
NASA chief scientist: We're not saying it's aliens now, but in 20 years it's aliens
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(50)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Human Centipede 3 gets a release date. Fans of the franchise flocking to ATMs everywhere
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(40)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman spurned by her boyfriend exacts her revenge by bleaching his goldfish
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(34)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Warner Bros. aims to bring one of your many childhood nightmares to the big screen by grabbing the movie rights to "Five Nights at Freddy's"
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(33)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
I could do more than smell the flowers. Copulate for hours. Fornicate with a sock. Make your skin start scratchin'. 'Cause we been a sexin'. If I only had a cock (probably not safe for work language)
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(52)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Worried that the NSA is watching you type in your underwear? Then you need RAND PAUL'S Official NSA Spycam Blocker
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
LeSean McCoy thinks thinks Chip Kelly is an over-the-top egomaniacal head-case. Wait till McCoy realizes who his head coach is in Buffalo
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(31)
 
(Collector's Weekly)
 
 
 
A Chicago auctioneer is hoping to get $50,000 for a chair the Grateful Dead's Jerry Garcia once sat in
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(20)
 
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Microsoft battles Sony as Xbox One goes region-free in China
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(20)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Rahm Emmanuel has made life worse for Chicago residents. Which raises the question: How can they tell?
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(54)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And on the right, children, you see the hippos, which are native to Africa and actually have a common ancestor in whales. And on the left, you'll see local favorite Melvin the Giraffe, who OH MY GOD LOOK AWAY
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(226)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
NCIS report on Bowe Bergdahl raises new questions. Like how long is CBS going to drag this show out? 12 seasons? Christ, that goth chick is like 50 years old
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(129)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart reflects on the machine that made her a star despite having little noticeable talent
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(54)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Canadians travel 2,000 miles to eat at KFC, say they hope to stop at a chicken place somewhere on their way home
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(54)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Controversial Chinese chemical plant explodes again, despite official assurances it would "definitely never" do such a thing
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(42)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Behold: a chainsaw-powered marble-firing machine gun
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(15)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
For the 56th time this season, the Los Angeles Lakers thought they could win that night, but it became the 56th time they were wrong this season, a record low for the franchise
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(41)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Pope Francis to religious extremists around the world: "Please chill the heck out"
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(53)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan State Representative Gary Glenn (R-eally this crap again) issues "agenda alerts" on Facebook and Twitter after openly gay man is promoted to editor of his hometown newspaper
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(216)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The fate of the recovery of worldwide iron prices might depend on China and Australia. Ore not
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(18)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
George RR Martin is pitching a new show to HBO. He's expected to write the pilot in the next ten to fifteen years
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(66)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Truly astounding is the diversity of visions for fixing Chicago: you can go the polls and select either Obama-acolyte leftist gibberish or Detroit-style leftist gibberish. Authentic frontier gibberish remains strictly an Indiana/Wisconsin thing
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(92)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists figure out why humans are the only primates that have chins
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(37)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Avery Johnson may be back to coaching basketball soon, this time at the University of Alabama
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(6)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Keep renting that chicken
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(41)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Premier league footballer buys matching his-and-hers Ferraris for himself and his toddler daughter (pics)
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(1)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Selling figurine soldiers in Nazi regalia at Moscow's most renowned children's store? That's possible charges of inciting hatred and undermining the dignity of veterans of World War II
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(43)
 
(The Diplomat)
 
 
 
Taiwanese navy unveils its new self-designed, twin-hulled stealth missile corvette that spokesman calls "The Carrier Killer" while staring angrily towards China and asking if they would like a translation for that
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(103)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Britain's Isles of Scilly is seeking a new constable for the world's most cushy police posting. Qualifications include knowing how to deal with wandering sea pups, catching speeding golf cars and saving goldfish"
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(23)
 
(Business Insider)
 
Video
 
Turns out watching massive container ships crash into each other in the Suez Canal is a surprisingly popular spectator sport
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(42)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
"Why are chemists willing to risk their lives to make 'Satan's Kimchi?'"
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(18)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
China, where driving a Buick and drinking a Pabst Blue Ribbon are signs you've totally made it
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(14)
 
(My Central Jersey)
 
 
 
Teaching your 16-year-old to drive? Lesson 1 - This is the brake. This is the gas
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(25)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
How come everybody is always searching for the lost city of Atlantis, but nobody cares about the lost city of Paititi?
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(42)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ryan Johansen scores in a shootout with the old "chill and wait for the goalie to do something" move
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(23)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
California now getting second hand smog from Asia. Which means that if you are in L.A. and go to Chinatown, even the pollution is now authentic
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Joe Biden to China: "This administration really doesn't care about your human rights violations. It's all just for show"
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(34)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Tired of just catching fly balls, Yasiel Puig catches a flying elbow
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(12)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man helps invent device so blind children enjoy Easter egg hunting, says he got the idea because he was tired of the seeing eye dog's rotten egg farts
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(14)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Poutine Pizza, because nothing will bring Chicago and New York together like a common enemy
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(66)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested standing outside in his underwear, yelling expletives at his neighbor and his neighbor's young daughter and touching himself in a sexual manner... Psh, dumbasses, that's not underwear, that his uniform. Florida Man
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(32)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man blames watching too much porn for trying to record upskirt videos at Seattle Pride Parade. Too much porn? That's unpossible
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(70)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Mother says although there was meth in the home with her children, the sex offender and ex-con who hung out there made sure the kids never touched it
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(8)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
The first rule of Kentucky fight club is choose your weapon: chicken or bra
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(11)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Today's "Welp, that should fix *everything*" story brought to you by Jim Harbaugh, who will bring back Michigan football's helmet stickers tradition, stopped by Lloyd Carr in 1995
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(39)
 
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
A child, who is home alone, foils burglars ransacking home. You know, this would a great premise for a movie
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(17)
 
(West Fargo Pioneer)
 
 
 
If you drive 10 mph under the speed limit there's a 50% chance you're drunk. So hit the gas. For the children. For yourself. For society
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(88)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
You ought to know better than to bring a bra to a ceramic chicken fight
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(18)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man has fathered 40 children by 20 women. Degree of difficulty: not an American professional athlete
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(93)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Florida, where you take out your child's tooth with a Camaro
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(30)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Deadbeat dad who told reporter he 'died' in a car accident and couldn't pay child support sentenced to two months of purgatory
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(23)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
A former business executive that slammed Chick-Fil-A in a viral video is now on food stamps and moved his wife and kids into an RV, presumably down by the river
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(53)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
So what could be the next big attraction in China? How about the Great Wall of Sand?
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(16)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
A look at what it's like to be a child actor in the Star Trek franchise. Of course it mentions the train wreck trajectory of Brian Bonsall; how could it not?
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(38)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
You're a rotten parent if you lie to your children by telling them there is an Easter Bunny, but instead of putting sweets in their Easter baskets you fill them with non-candy alternatives
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(131)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Chips and Salsa. Serious Business
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(29)
 
(Pensacola News Journal)
 
 
 
Robert Z'Dar and his awesome chin set to star in the big B movie production in the sky
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(27)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Brewery installs wind turbine, becomes perpetual motion machine thanks to its main product
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(27)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
Airline passenger leaves "touching" note to pilot in which she thanks him for not killing her and everyone on board by flying the plane into a mountain
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(61)
 
(College Basketball Talk)
 
 
 
Houston Rockets GM Daryl Morey on college hoops: 'It's nearly unwatchable. It's absolute torture watching some of these games'
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(122)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oh, look. Now liberals have started calling Scott Walker a racist. Chin up, Scotty, they only start doing that when they know they can't beat you
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(156)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Well somebody may get rich off of Michigan State making it to the Final Four. This man may win $1 million if the Spartans win it all
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(16)
 
(Global Times (China))
 
 
 
South Korea annoyed that China and Japan are attention whores when it comes to cherry-blossom hoopla, declare that those nations' cherry trees are in fact Korean. And so began the Cherry Blossom Wars
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(40)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Liquid metal machines 'eat' in order to move, kill Sarah Connor
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(12)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Children in Cheshire, England no longer allowed to play any video games worth mentioning as it may be "neglectful" parenting. Nintendo reportedly overjoyed at the news
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(25)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
If your cunning plan involves snatching the Girl Scout money box from the kids selling cookies in front of a store, then jumping into a getaway car, you may want to rethink your career plans
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(62)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Malls across new Hampshire hosted a special event for special-needs children in an effort to provide seasonal trauma for all
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(50)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
China invites foreign armed forces to take part in a lavish military parade in Beijing this fall marking the 70th anniversary of victory over Japan in World War II. US feels awkward about the invite, but not as much at Japan getting an invitation
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(74)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Need 20 Jell-O shots in 10 minutes? There's a machine for that
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(23)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Paramedic recalls saving physician's life after car crash...who was the same doctor who saved his life as a child
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(57)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mullin mullin' St. John's head coaching job
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(5)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Prince sued for breaching contract by releasing a Voice contestant's album gratis. Pancakes can't help him now
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(30)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Company is shocked, SHOCKED that they were asked to change their advertisements for hemp smoothies which included the slogans "Man, that's some strong stuff", "Just ask your dealer," and "Don't panic, we also do munchies"
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(7)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Dear Indiana, I'm scratching you off my list. Love, Angie (P.S. I hope you didn't need that $40 million)
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(668)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
All hail our glorious cyber ant overlords. Also, will someone PLEASE make scientists start watching old sci-fi movies before they enslave or outright kill off all of humanity? Please?
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(23)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Michael Bay wants the Transformers franchise to be just like Marvel's shared universe, fails to realize his version of Transformers is more akin to Go-Bots
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(77)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Switching back from a smartphone to an older-style "dumb" phone? Congratulations. "There's now a growing cachet in sporting a dumb phone, seeking relief from the compulsion to constantly check emails and social media"
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(112)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
The latest taste sensation from the land of the deep-fried Mars bar? Just in time for Easter it's the Cadbury's creme egg rolled in sweet chilli sausage meat and coated in breadcrumbs. Yum yum
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(26)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Liam Gallagher will pay child support to woman dumb enough to procreate with him
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(10)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Seattle, ten goats escaped a pen and chased after children. Seattle's finest was on the case
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(30)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
NFL executive: "How do we accelerate [the NFL] in Mexico, Canada and China?....We've concluded that Brazil and Germany are the next two frontier markets"
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(54)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Having sex in front of children at a playground is not a good idea. Son, Daughter, I am disappoint
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(44)
 
(Eater)
 
 
 
Chinese restaurant busts bogus yelp reviewer, backs up their version of events with video. Chinese restaurant trifecta in play
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(103)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember how credit card companies were going to replace all magnetic stripe credit cards with computer chip cards by the end of 2015? Well, here's an update on that monthly statement
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(75)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fathering 34 children with 17 different women? Oprah: YOU get a reality show ... and YOU get a reality show
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(74)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Where should we build the Silicon Valley of cybersecurity? Subby thinks we should ask the Chinese, they'd know
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(17)
 
(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
Chinese restaurant bans African customers. Difficulty: Restaurant is in Kenya
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(84)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
**Bulletin**. Accused murderer escapes psychiatric hospital, last seen heading for Gotham
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(12)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You know how people can get their drivers licence revoked for falling behind on child support? Now some states are trying it with student loans
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(103)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Investment manager says that China looks a lot like the U.S. in 2008. Unfortunately the U.S. looks a lot like China in 1947
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(13)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL drops blackout rule for TV in 2015. The term "NFL blackout" will now only refer to downing three cases of beer on Sunday while watching 18 hours of televised football
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(61)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The curtain is pulled away and now the world can see with their own eyes what a chicken does during a solar eclipse
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(12)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House chief floral designer forced to stand down under mysterious circumstances. ROSEGHAZI
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(33)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jim Harbaugh thinks Jim Harbaugh is being overpaid by Michigan
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(15)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Catholic priest says Cheetos Demonic range is 'dabbling in dangerous world of demons' and children who eat 'evil' Cheetos will be possessed by demons
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(133)
 
(France 24)
 
 
 
Hitler watercolor to go on sale...if you want an amateurish, almost childish attempt to express lost love through a still life of flowers. Then again, if this guy had talent, we'd all be talking about him
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(174)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chinese officials say they will introduce guidelines to regulate surprisingly contentious Chinese square-dancing: "In 2013, Wuhan residents made headlines after they showered feces on a group of boisterous 'dancing grannies'"
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(26)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Chip Kelly is just trolling Eagles fans now
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(85)
 
(SafeBee)
 
 
 
Nose picking, scab peeling, fingernail biting, and other disgusting habits your children picked up from watching you
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(27)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Oregon father blows marijuana smoke into his infant child's mouth. Puff daddy
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(34)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(Dump)
 
Video
 
John Moschitta, Jr. "The World's Fastest Talker" is never at a loss for words
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(13)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
A taco stuffed with chili and wrapped in a Fritos shell will be launched in a few test markets this year, Taco Bell CEO Brian Niccol said: "I always joke with people that the Fritos' destiny was to be in a taco,"
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(35)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wichita State shocks Kansas, becomes state champs of the Sunflower State
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(77)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Aah, the beauty of Spring... Nature walks along the rim, watching the water flow over a waterfall, a friend to hold your beer while you test the thickness of the ice
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(26)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(360nobs)
 
 
 
Woman who fell in love with a tree explains how they have sex. Psychiatrists help her to get to the root of the problem
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(117)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively have named their child, and for once celebrity parents choose a fairly common, straightforward name. There is one little problem some people have with it however
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(64)
 
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Canadian English professor defends spending a year reading 900 Archie Comics. "Some of my colleagues are somewhat appalled"
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(40)
 
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Gov. Rick Scott's emergency disaster chief is quizzed by state senators on "climate change." Hilarity ensues
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(153)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man stranded on Vanuatu following Cyclone Pam survives on diet of flying foxes, finches and bats, reports they all taste pretty much like chicken
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(23)
 
(Costa Mesa Daily Pilot)
 
 
 
CPA John Moorlach, the guy who correctly predicted Orange County's bankruptcy back in 1994 and then presided over rebuilding its bond rating, just became a CA State Senator. His mind is pure machinery
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(37)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The humble chicken wing is flying high. Still no consensus whether the wing drumette or the wing mid-section is better
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(59)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Here's NASA's cutting edge experimental plane wing, proving just about anything can be made to fly if you just keep attaching propellers to it (pics)
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(54)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Google face recognition system is accurate to matching a face to a database of 260 million photos. Apparently, the only way to fool the system is to use a picture that is unrecognizable, like the one on your driver's license
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(26)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Chicago Fark Party, 21 March, 8-11pm, Lincoln Tap Room
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(66)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Archie Comics announces new line of horror books. As if Mr. Weatherbee's and Miss Grundy's love affair wasn't scary enough
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(14)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Antigay activist: Don Lemon chose to be gay because he was molested as a child WHY THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO ME
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(109)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman searching under her bed for her cats finds a burglar instead
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(22)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
For those of you currently not watching March Madness while holding a bag of frozen vegetables against your crotch, it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(29)
 
(Descrier)
 
 
 
A London council has launched an investigation into allegations that pupils at a primary school were banned from watching today's solar eclipse "for religious reasons"
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(21)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
University of Illinois Chicago student accused of committing a Fifty Shades of Grey inspired rape cleared of all charges, remains free on bondage
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(106)
 
(WWMT Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Ten Michigan State Police officers spend 2 1/2 months investigating deadly 200-vehicle wreck to decide which drivers should get speeding tickets
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(6)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mother of the Year candidate accused of chaining her children to a washing machine with dog collars, forcing them to sleep on the floor and perform demeaning chores
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(29)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Okay foodies, do you know what pane ca meusa is? Well, it's the latest European fast food craze. Not sure if it tastes like chicken
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(57)
 
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Parents in Bihar, India achieve Level 99 in Helicopter Parenting
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(38)
 
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Chinese nurses urged to be nicer, show more patience with patients. One doctor "spent most of her time dealing with fights and quarrels between nurses and patients' families. In such circumstances, it was hard to enjoy being at work"
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(19)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Sometimes a childhood picture is worth a thousand memories
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(21)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senators James Lankford and Rep. Randy Forbes (Rs-holes): Because Chipotle can choose not to serve pork, businesses should be allowed to not serve gays
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(233)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
What do you do when you have 6,800 kilos of fish spill on the road? Well if you're a fireman from Guizhou province in China you save them by hosing them down and putting them back in the truck (Pictures of a lot of fish)
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(34)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Turns out, "I'm too tired tonight, honey" is kind of a chicken-egg situation
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(43)
 
(SILive)
 
 
 
Man arrested for poaching deer. "That's not much of a crime." "On Staten Island?" "Kin-ky"
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(39)
 
(New Statesman)
 
 
 
"We are the only species known to seek out negative sensations deliberately. You don't see animals gorging themselves on wild chili peppers. A taste for pain seems to be one of the defining characteristics of being human"
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(60)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The modern parent's dilemma: I want my child to experience unbridled joy in nature, but I also don't want him squishing caterpillars and stepping on delicate plants
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(41)
 
(University Herald)
 
 
 
Length of a man's finger could indicate schizophrenia risk . Especially for paranoid men who point their fingers at themselves
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(18)
 
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Meet nine-year-old Jeep (real name) who loves chickens (yep), gives them wacky names (of course), and writes poems about them (naturally)
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(28)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Terry Pratchett's last book will be a Tiffany Aching Discworld novel, featuring her dressed in power armor and a laser rife with a telepathic dog shooting mutated humans in the eyes. One hopes
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(40)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Woman charged with murdering husband while children were at home. Back in my day, Mom would make us go outside to play before murdering people
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(14)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you were wondering where you could get a farkload of chicken, have we got news for you
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(42)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nose in or nose out? What your parking says about your likelihood of achieving success
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(184)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Legendary UCLA and NBA big man Jack Haley, best known for being on 1996 Chicago Bulls and for cameo in "Love in an Elevator" video, is dead at 51
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(12)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Yeah, I'll have a triple venti half sweet non-fat caramel hurdled-filled plight for the person of color in the current American landscape Macchiato. To go
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(112)
 
(TWC News)
 
 
 
"What better place to focus our prevention efforts than on our children and in our classrooms, says Trojan man
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(17)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
I am Groot. *Bow chicka wow wow*
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(52)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It is increasingly common for soccer teams to show their displeasure with a referee's calls by torching his car at the end of the game
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(8)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The weird things for sale on Taobao - China's version of eBay - include a David Bickham sex doll, an imaginary girlfriend, and a live fox for £313
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(7)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Who's more annoying: Parents who share way too much information about their children on social media or the person who started calling this action "Sharenting"?
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(31)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Son of Alabama Chief Judge Roy Moore is busted on drug charges, but it's all good, cause "thou shalt not toke" isn't one of the Ten Commandments
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(139)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney to box Evander Holyfield for Charity. Romney hopes that frequently switching stances will keep Holyfield off-balance
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(96)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
While you were watching your 100 shares of American Fly By Night soar 11 cents today, Warren Buffet's portfolio put a fresh $840 million into his pocket
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(14)
 
(Chicagoist)
 
 
 
Time-lapse video of the annual tradition of dyeing the Chicago river green for St. Paddy's Day
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(14)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The chances of picking a perfect March Madness bracket are 1 in 9.2 quintillion. "It's more likely that the Chicago Cubs and the Chicago White Sox will win the next 16 World Series"
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(24)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dolce and Gabbana come out against in vitro fertilization, decry the rise of "chemical children." And now, Elton John is calling for a boycott to the fashion company
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(128)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
20 crates of live chickens fowl up traffic
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(20)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cyclone flattens islands of the Vanuatu archipelago, causing tens of dollars of damage
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(50)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
We're not saying China makes weird cars, but they just created one with a fish tank in the middle of the back seat
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(30)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Boehner expected to announce a new round of chicken farking
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(96)
 
(Streetwise)
 
 
 
Italian Pastry Chef ranks Winchell's Number 1 in viral taste test of store-bought & US Donut Chains...wait, WINCHELL'S?? Maximum. Trolling. Achieved
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(39)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
In what must be one of the world's most creepiest research studies ever, scientists make notes and theories while watching people sleep
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(15)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
Good News: More Americans than ever are reaching 100+ years old. Bad News: Evidence provided by false social security records. Fark: No one can do anything about it
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(70)
 
(Capital OTC)
 
 
 
Cries of "Drill, Baby, Drill" have been replaced with "We have too much oil let's send it to the Chinese"
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(159)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Someone snuck in a topless cartoon female on a Nickelodeon cartoon, and of course one child saw it and now parents everywhere are outraged
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(83)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Are you surprised to learn that the small-government Republican who "regifted" his foster kids to a child molester also got $4 million in taxpayer money for his "Christian" preschool? No? Wow, you're jaded
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(233)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gene Gene the Dancing Machine gets the gong at 82
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(77)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Laptop full of child porn? It's probably going to sit on the shelf for a while. $50, best I can do
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what this machine is really used for
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(15)
 
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
So like, the fascist pigs have identified the guy who majorly harshed a bunch of peoples' mellow yesterday, at least one fatally, at the Rainbow Family Gathering in the Apalachicola National Forest, but nobody yet knows what his trip was
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(36)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin is hiking the Appalachian Trail (w/ photographic evidence)
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(18)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
In case you forgot, China has a rover on the moon, and it's been discovering some cool stuff, too
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(36)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Watching magnetic putty devour these magnets is almost hypnotic
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(31)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Mountain Dew decides to honor its Tennessee roots by selling a craft soda made with real sugar sold in long-necked bottles. Naturally, some children's advocates have a problem with this
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(39)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Colorado pot shops sell record amount of marijuana resulting in excise tax of nearly $2.35 million, and that's just for the month of January. For the children
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(51)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Harper Lee being investigated as possible victim of elder abuse, presumably for only being offered a nickel to bust up an old chiffarobe
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(60)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Giuliani says Obama should say the stuff that Bill Cosby used to say, and not the stuff that Archie Bunker used to say, which is the stuff that Giuliani says
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(134)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Pregnant woman freaks out watching childbirth video
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(25)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
From Ric Romero's Chicago sports desk: the Bears found shopping Jay Cutler in a trade to be 'tough'
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(40)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Regardless of whether you're from Chicago, New York, LA, or Canada, the one topic everyone can agree on is that St Louis cuisine needs to be ridiculed
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(22)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Clinton adviser: "Find me one persuadable voter who agrees with Hillary Clinton on the issues but will vote against her because she has a non-archival-compliant email system and I'll kiss your ass in Macy's window and say it smells like roses"
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(256)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Chinese Communist Party leaders are deathly afraid that the Dalai Lama will not have an afterlife. Worried enough that this week, officials repeatedly warned that he must reincarnate, and on their terms"
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(47)
 
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Eight kinda gross but totally awesome foods that will take you back to childhood lunches in the 1990s (not a slideshow)
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(36)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you can't make it to the gym in 26 minutes maybe you should think about buying a chair that converts into a rowing machine or transforming your living room into a climbing gym
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(21)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Subby: "Southern Baptists want to start letting their children get married because 'it is a foundation for adult life.'" ModMin: Subby can't read
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(154)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Mall security apologizes for sending out an 'active shooter' alert to all stores when we really meant to send a 'smash and grab robber' alert instead. We especially apologize to all the parents and children inside Build-A-Bear at the time
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(12)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese ALREADY making $38 knockoffs of the Apple watch
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(47)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(Outsports)
 
 
 
Craig James calls Patriots support for gay marriage the work of Satan. So Bill Belichick WAS involved
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(51)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson warned us: A straight marriage is destroyed over the disagreement on whether or not to attend their child's gay wedding
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(78)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Do you praise your children? Yes? Well, congratulations for making them narcissists
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(60)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Can Ireland be a giant killer or will India keep marching on? It's your official Cricket World Cup discussion thread. Match starts at 9PM EST
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(38)
 
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Yo, I'm really happy for you, Godzilla, but The Addams Family is the best movie based pinball machine of all time. OF ALL TIME
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(111)
 
(Medpage Today)
 
 
 
Good news: Your autistic child's asthma is not due your use of SSRI antidepressants during pregnancy
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(28)
 
(YardBarker)
 
 
 
Counting their chickens before they hatch? This Kentucky basketball fan got a license plate that reads 'UK 40-0' on it
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chief of Scotland Yard wants to put a camera in every home, for your safety
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(79)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Harsh East Coast winter may have been caused by China's Weather Dominator
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(34)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently the going rate for spending 22 years in prison for a crime you didn't commit and catching HIV in the process is only around $9 million
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(91)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Captain America visits Seattle's Children's Hospital even after winning his bet with Star Lord, because he's Captain America and he can do what he wants
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(59)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Madison police chief is proud of his little shop of horrors
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(50)
 
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Inspired by SyFy, Baskin-Robbins names Snacknado its Flavor of the Month: "salty caramel ice cream with chocolate-covered potato chips and pretzels, swirled with candy pieces, chocolate fudge, and salted pretzel ribbons"
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(19)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Do you have a fear of clowns? Chances are it was because you saw this ridiculously screwed up movie when you were a child
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(72)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Protip from the TSA: Always check your luggage that you want to check in at the airport twice when packing, you'll never know when your Chihuahua will slip itself in unnoticed
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(21)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Keep f**king that chicken, WTFark
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(8)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
I don't know much about architecture, but this just seems like a bad idea
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(118)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Danish tourist dies saving Michigan Mayor from drowning. No this is not a metaphor or a subtle Detroit joke
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(49)
 
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fetching little sports car, perfect for the daily commute
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(15)
 
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Jesus says he comes to save-the citizens of Chicago from red light camera tickets
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(71)
 
(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
Playing volleyball over the US-Mexico border fence is the chillest act of political defiance ever
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(11)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Harve Bennett, the man who saved the Star Trek franchise, has reunited with Leonard Nimoy
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(20)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach stands by his claim that Obama protected the New Black Panthers. Still no word on how Obama feels about the New Storms, New Power Men, New Bishops, New Black Lightnings, New Harlem Hammers, and New War Machines
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Group of Sheriffs from Colorado join Kansas and Nebraska to sue the state of Colorado, ask courts to strike down legal marijuana laws, because WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN
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Thu March 05, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
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It's old timey space fun when Connie Radar takes on NASA in this short about the first woman to make it to the moon. Come for the robot with a brain for a head, stay for the Thompson machine gun space fight
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(13)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
China is about to build Pakistan a pair of unproven nuclear reactors in a tsunami and earthquake zone, right next to a densely populated city with a growing terrorism problem. What could possibly go wrong?
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(86)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Even the bears in Russia are alcoholic. Two bears from Sochi to enter rehab
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
It's like Matlock, but with machine guns
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(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
"If you can ever find a woman who's totally down with you giving her wrestling finishers into the pool, cuff that chick"
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(13)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australia and Europe are both confused as to where Australia is. On the other hand, watching wallabies waving glow-sticks like epileptic ravers while avoiding flame jets would be sort of cool
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Chicken McNuggets will soon have less antibiotics. Unclear if they will have chicken
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Remember Wilt Chamberlain's claim that out of his 20,000 conquests he never fathered a child? Well, apparently there was one unassisted dunk
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Private schools do more harm than good; ergo, we should send children to public schools because at least they teach viable sexual education classes
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(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Conservative political party celebrates International Women's Day at men-only club, because where else would they do it? With bonus pic of Australia's Minister for Women in a fetching blue tie (autoplay video)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Lionel Richie wants a roof for his appearance at World's largest open-air festival. I suppose he's too fancy for a mere ceiling these days
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Wed March 04, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You can now buy ammo in vending machines in one state. Fark: Not Texas
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(175)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
SyFy preps new "versus" film that will pit two forgotten giant monster franchises against one another. That's right; get ready for Lake Placid VS Anaconda. Personally, I'm rooting for the gator
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Will Scalia wonder how a broccoli mandate applies to this case? How many times will Kennedy mention children's dignity? And how rambling of a response will Breyer give the plaintiffs? This is YOUR King v. Burwell SCOTUS hearing discussion thread
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(The Shorthorn)
 
 
 
The pharmaceutical community is very, very, very interested in helping women achieve orgasm
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One of the trolls that made vile comments about Curt Schilling's daughter on Twitter works for the Yankees. Well. WORKED for the Yankees until today, that is
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(Slicing Up Eyeballs)
 
 
 
As the world breathlessly awaits a new Depeche Mode album, the band's chief songwriter Martin Gore announces the release of a new solo album full of electronic instrumentals
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