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Tue September 19, 2017
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola sucks wells dry in Chiapas, forcing residents to buy water. Government regulation? What Government regulation
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Police officers are not a disenfranchised minority
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Mon September 18, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen. Chuck Schumer says he has started watching Fox News in an effort to understand Trump, and whatever the heck is going on over there
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman goes cold turkey and lives to tell about it. There was a lot of rolling around and throwing up and cold and chills but she got through it. Could you?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The biggest hit during the Kansas City Chiefs-Philadelphia Eagles game on Sunday wasn't between the players but a cameraman and the poor cheerleader, he absolutely *decks* while running across the field at halftime
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga postpones European tour due to severe pain issues, possible after-effects of being caught in golf-ball dimpling machine
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson says Trump prefers and loves watching television as the programming is more accurate than polling. God help us if he catches Dr. Strangelove or Red Dawn
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Hilarie Burton expecting their second child. No matter the gender, hopefully they name it Negan
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Sun September 17, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
"I've been catching rattlesnakes since I was about 8 years old because we had nothing else to do back in the day"
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
The championship 16 have to be rock steady as they bebop along toward the championship when The Chaseoffs begin as the NASCAR Mutagen Cup Series points the party wagon toward Chicagoland for the Tales of the Turtles 400, 3pm ET on NBCSN
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Good Omens adds to the cast with Michael McKean portraying Witchfinder Sergeant Shadwell and Miranda Richardson as psychic and painted Jezebel Madame Tracy
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
White House staffers being forced to sell their children's college funds in order to pay for legal costs in Russian probe. Why is it I'm not feeling sorry for someone who voluntarily went to work for this maniac?
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(The Awl)
 
 
 
Idiot hipster (but we repeat ourselves) raises chickens in Oakland, thinks possums are pests rather than tick-destroying avengers, decides killing them makes for some fine literature
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Top match-ups for Saturday include Tennessee-Florida, Clemson-Louisville, and Texas-USC. What other games will you be watching? Is your team doing well today? It's College Football Saturday starting at Noon ET
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Judge approves $2.5 million settlement with potato chip company over overtime pay. That's OK with Utz
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Equifax Chief Security Officer, with her master's and bachelor's degrees in music, has just 'retired'. And somebody is scrubbing any internet mentions of her, like she has something to hide
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Amazon to live stream Chicago Bears game with separate audio feed for those unfamiliar with football, such as foreigners and the coaching staff of the Bears
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In Iceland, you can get your civil rights, or "honor" restored after a conviction if three people are willing to write a letter vouching for you. But if you are a pedophile, and one of the letters is from the PM's dad, it might collapse a government
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The White House is experimenting with a rollback of child-labor laws
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what a mashup of Public Enemy and Rage Against the Machine would sound like or what it would be called? Well, wonder no more. Presenting Prophets of Rage
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(Defence News India)
 
 
 
China using weaponized debt to seize other nations' strategic assets. That's a pretty nice Navy you have there, America. It would be a shame if something happened to it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Status: currently watching the skies. I replied to a D2S Tweet today. No usual online self-censorship, no DIT (for obvious reasons)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
A revealing interview with Modern Family actress Ariel Winter, who has gone from child actor to UCLA freshman
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Steve Mnuchin responds to criticism that he has been using government airplanes like an unlimited subway pass
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Two ex-Googlers fail to understand that reinventing the vending machine doesn't mean you'll disrupt the legacy convenience store business model with robotics. Bonus racism: they called it "Bodega" because the branding people said that was OK
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists invent method to give children autism with a single injection
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
News: Child pornographer found guilty. Fark: He's a 17-year-old who sent out his own dick pics
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Thu September 14, 2017
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Two-year-old police dog can sniff out hidden child porn faster than Jared Fogle can eat a sub
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(Comcast SportsNet NE)
 
 
 
Bruins GM Don Sweeney able to sign David Pastrnak for 6yrs/$40mil despite Peter Chiarelli overinflating the market. Because Chiarelli would never overpay players, no way
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Iron Chef edition - Chickpeas. That's right, Farkers, show us you've got game and present your winning recipes with the one and only.. Garbanzo Bean
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You have to acknowledge you are guilty of a crime in order to accept a pardon, so if Trump wants to pardon himself and his children, they have to admit they committed a crime. If a prosecutor were ballsy enough, Joe's refusal to admit guilt is problematic for him
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(Planet F1)
 
 
 
News: McLaren F1 is ditching Honda engines. Fark: Toro Rosso is switching TO Honda engines. Ultra Fark: So is Red Bull
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
I'se the b'y that builds the boat / and I'se the b'y that sails her / and e's the b'y that stole some chicken an' jammed it down 'is ferks, lord tunderin'
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Reddit Trumpers try to keep Hillary's book from reaching number one by purchasing Trump's book instead; scheme goes expensively awry, leaving Trump book trailing Hillary and "Princesses Wear Pants," a children's book
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Ever wonder where all those 'Made in China' products really are made?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Spokesperson for the Crybaby in Chief: "Anyone who says mean things about him should be fired"
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
"All My Children" star Mark LaMura dies at age 68. He leaves behind a wife, daughter, three mistresses, seven illegitimate children and an evil twin
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep Adam Schiff: When the routine bites hard, and ambitions are low, and the resentment rides high, but emotions won't grow, and we're changing our ways, taking different roads, then Russia, Russia, will tear us apart, again
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Trump's election was foretold by the bible," claims Jonathan Cahn, presumably referencing either Matthew 27.50-54; Luke 23.46-47; or Mark 15.37-39. Maybe even Malachi's prophecies
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China's richest guy proves that rich guys the world over are sometimes very strange. Witness the CEO of Alibaba do his Michael Jackson routine
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford on punching Ryan Gosling in the face, "I mean, I suppose it's 90 percent his fault"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Full credit to Black Mirror for Apple's chilling attempt at technological dystopia
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hard-line, pro-tax relief for the rich conservatives have taken to referring to Gary Cohn and Steve Mnuchin as Democrats, the ultimate pejorative
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The perfect baby names to give your children if you wish to annoy your parents
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
What kind of teacher punishes a group of second graders by making them walk around in circles for 20 minutes outside under the scorching Arizona sun?
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Tue September 12, 2017
(ITV)
 
 
 
UK Police and prison officer pay to rise by more than 1% but less than 2%. Basically anything in this general area. Anything between the ashtray, and the thimbles. Anything in this three inches. Right in here, this area, that includes the Chiclets
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Justice Department to RT: You are nothing but a Russian propaganda machine. Time to register as a foreign agent and reveal your funding
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Patriots declare they lost to the Chiefs due to "soft turf" at Gillette Stadium not meeting their own high standards, order immediate replacement by harder stuff
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Much like in human society, up to 40% of worker ants spend their days watching Fox news, getting day drunk and biatching about the more successful ants
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
He got dumped. You read about it on Fark. Facepunching ensued
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
What happens when the Sec. of State from Kansas comes to New Hampshire to accuse voters of fraudulently electing their popular senator? Well let's just say a lot of chickens get plucked and for some reason the natives start tapping the pine trees
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Michigan National Guard soldier cancels her wedding because she's being deployed to help with Irma relief
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Just think: If this man had never had gone to Starbucks, perhaps he wouldn't have called a black man a slave, called his children "despicable vermin," or punched an apparently homeless guy on the street
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
NATO Chief: "North Korea requires a global response." Putin: "Good. Good. Just send all of NATO to deal with that little twerp. I'll just be over here...in Ukrainian wheat fields. Don't mind me"
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Mon September 11, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
China asks the U.S. to stop texting them its junk. Wait, no, SENDING them its junk
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Michigan Republican Rep. Dave Trott announced Monday that he will not seek reelection, citing a desire to "spend more time with his familly" Unclear if the rent boy from the Satanic goat-fondling cult that he was dating has a book deal yet
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Robert Ritchie, a Detroit native born with the curse of southern pride, strengthens his political platform with the following statement "P.P.P.P.P.S. I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remember when the Trump Organization promised not to do business with foreign companies while Trump was President? Damn, they were hoping you'd forgotten that as they hire a Chinese state-owned construction company to do work on their Dubai golf club
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In an effort to enhance airline travel, airlines introduce subtle fragrances such as "Black Orchid" and "White Tea and Fig" into cabin air. Strangely missing are "Sweaty Sock" and "Unwashed Masses"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australian PM in hot water after a photo of him holding his grandchild and a beer posted to social media
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'These people need to be protected': Police won't release info on lynching of 8-year-old biracial boy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Impeaching Trump Becomes More Likely Every Time He Criticizes Republicans"
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
And now, for no particular reason other than it's Van Morrison, here he is covering Count Basie's classic "Goin' to Chicago"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Now that Junkie Depp has killed Jeremiah and left Madison and Jake in charge, will Troy seek to destabilize the truce? Will Walker forge an alliance with the ranch? Is anyone watching? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9pm ET on AMC
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
ObamaCare architect Max Baucus: 'The time has come' for America to adopt single-payer healthcare, we're ready for it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
A conventional burrito, assembled by yours truly. DIT, LGT previous threads (for masochists)
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Like the finest 'Made in China' US flagpin, Britain's new 'look at us, we're independent now' blue passports may be manufactured with a sense of irony
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Week 1 of the NFL season continues. After the Chiefs surprised the Patriots, will there be any other big upsets? Who will become an unsung hero? Fire up the grill and get the cold ones ready...kickoff begins at 1pm ET
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Sat September 09, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Joe Paterno: This is the second report I've gotten of Sandusky raping children, but it's out of my hands because he's such a damn good coach
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: A "versus" movie worth watching
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New mummies found in Luxor, positioned right in front of the slot machines
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
NFL season kicks off this week, so get ready for a nationwide chicken wing shortage
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
China moves to phase out internal combustion engines
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Despicable Me hits $1 billion at the box office, further cementing it as the biggest animated franchise of all time
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Guy gets sad because living in the Midwest isn't like living on the West Coast and people in Chicago don't want to be friends with a douche
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
LaSalle County, Illinois prosecutor facing 17 felony counts related to running an unauthorized vigilante unit illegally stopping and searching 'suspicious' vehicles along I-80 for weed. What a go-getter
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Nixed for dick pix to chicks
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not content to simply insult slaughtered children and mourn over imaginary pizza parlor kids, recent custody battle loser Alex Jones gets to stigginit to young girl over bad language and sounding unhinged
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Fri September 08, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Judge wishes for you to be safe from cops searching you just because they subjectively think you're a criminal with no proof. Tag because he was writing dissenting opinion not majority. PS never text anyone that you are shopping for food again
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Chili's is slashing its menu by 40%, calories by 1%
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Mothballed Tonight Show studio in beautiful downtown Burbank to be rebuilt as Blizzard esports arena, where competitive gamers can play popular games like Conan Strike, Chin Attack IV, and World of Carnac
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Losing last night at home was all part of Belichick's master plan
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The best Christmas movie of all time is getting turned into a children's book
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I had an affair with my married boss 25 years ago. His marriage was crumbling; we eventually married, and I raised his children, apologized to his wife, and we're happy. I just can't shake the feeling I did something wrong. Did I?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Terri Schiavo 2: Jahi McMath Boogaloo
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Chicago White Sox are terrible, but these doggies are very, very good
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Haunted by his defeat at hands of Mayweather, McGregor works on his demons with his girlfriend and child right by his side. By "demons", of course, I mean "suntan"
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Thu September 07, 2017
(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Michigan Republican Senate Leader: Hey we're #1 in auto insurance premiums, you should be happy we're #1 for anything
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
BMW continuing to become the Ultimate Charging Machine
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
After spending million$ on pitching and $0 on hitting, Giants acheive goal of becoming worst team in Baseball
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Apple and Amazon are both in a race to secure the rights to the James Bond franchise
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Royals' record: Bow-chicka-bow-wow
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Ministry of It's For Your Own Good, Citizen cracks down on dad for c) teaching his kids how to use public transit
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Designed to withstand and retain high heat, firebricks offer low-cost storage for carbon-free energy and that succulent BBQ the Big Bad Wolf has been aching for for all these years
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Bribery 101: Charge exorbitant amounts of money for a "golf membership" so "friends" and CEOs can lobby the president in person while watching him slice another bogey
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
The Russian designer of the coal-rolling Admiral Kuznetsov aircraft carrier now works for China, suggesting we may see a whole new generation of Pacific carriers bursting into flames and exploding on their own
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Reports of difficulties achieving higher fuel economy are greatly exaggerated
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The U.S. trade gap edges up with the deficit with China hitting an 11-month high. And there's no telling what we really owe Russia at this point
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Parents say they weren't notified of inappropriate touching at school summer camp, urged to check on condition of band flutes
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
U.S. Commander apologizes after "highly offensive" pamphlets are airdropped in Afghanistan. Meanwhile, scientists at DARPA reconsider their attempt to weaponize Jack Chick tracts
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Fire at egg farm kills 300,000 chickens, smells delicious
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kid Rock, Michigan Senate Candidate wants to introduce you to his new, post-Charlottesville best friend, Jim Crow
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
IT achieves the rare feat of being a horror movie with a 100% fresh RT rating. Take notes, Dark Tower guys
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Spare the gun and spoil the child
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Tue September 05, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rahm Emanuel declares Chicago a Trump-free zone. Chicagoans were kind of hoping for a gang-violence-free zone or a corruption-free zone, but they'll take it
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
DACA's done, Irma's approaching, and the President is still a coward. Back to live shows tonight on the Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell block. (8PM EDT on MSNBC)
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
You can make your own 3D-printed mask that reacts to your emotions and frightens children
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Jockey punching his horse? You betcha that's a suspension. SJP inconsolable
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops: Florida Man performed sex act on woman "in front of families and children" at Clearwater beach
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News answers the question: What is DACA? Also, why does Trump want to dismantle it? Also, what does "dismantle" mean? Also, where does all this drool on my chin come from? Also, can I eat my toenails?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Somebody's watching Rockwell being acquired by United Technologies for $30 billion
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
The ending of DACA, an approaching Category 5 hurricane, the ongoing specter of the Russia investigation. There is plenty for Sarah Hucky Boo Boo to dodge answering questions about. This is YOUR White House Press Briefing thread. (1:30 lol PM EDT)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apparently even Trump's former bodyguard, go-to goon when he needs an FBI director fired, and "Director of White House Operations" Keith Schiller has hit the eject button, reportedly leaving Trump "crushed"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Trump economy is a well oiled machine
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A new genetic marker for schizophrenia discovered that doesn't require tin foil
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
China concerned that North Korea might tear the roof off the sucker, give up the funk
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"North Korea is begging for war" and I mean, look at how they're dressed. All prim and proper in their matching uniforms of a despotic regime. They're clearly asking for it
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Apparently there are some kids in the UK that don't know that the chicken came before the egg
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
China asks North Korea to "stop taking actions that are wrong" and also "come onnnnn, stop it, pretty please. We'll stop hanging out with you guys if you don't stop 'cause you are sooooo mean"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Most Chicago public schools don't have librarians
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(Don't Get Involved)
 
 
 
Good Samaritan notices guy shoplifting at 7-11, offers to pay for item's he's stealing. Very "Chicken Soup For The Soul" The reality is shoplifter fights with Samaritan before fleeing. Guy then surprises Samaritan outside 7-11 with an axe melee
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know who else performed a sex act in a cinema as he was watching a violent war film?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
*Spins the wheel of things you're doing wrong*: Watching TV
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Not news: conservative complains about public schools. Still not really news: because they have a liberal bias. Oh just go fark yourself: because they do not starve children
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
"Patriot Fire" blogger and a few fans decide to "tour" San Diego's historic Chicano Park and its murals and have a "Patriot Picnic"; complain the city "should not fund subversive revolutionary anti-American art on public land"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump threatens to stop all trade with countries that do business with North Korea. Good thing the US doesn't have business ties with China otherwise I'd be worried
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Dad catches his babysitter sleeping, so he gathers his children, leaves with them, and makes the babysitter think they were kidnapped. The Aristocrats
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Appalachians are dying young
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Sun September 03, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Farting: when does it begin? This weekend, after your previous helpfulness/vilification, I've eaten chipotle chilli beef on rice, 2 spicy chicken enchiladas, 2 chilli beef burritos and half-a-dozen jalapeños stuffed with cream cheese
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(BBC)
 
 
 
English town installs child shaped bollards outside schools to deter drivers from speeding
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If, over the next few years, your children develop a taste for adobo and lumpia, don't worry, it's probably something they picked up in school
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Trump calls NK nuclear test an embarrassment to China, in the same way that Trump is an embarrassment to Canada
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
An obituary for Sumiteru Taniguchi. He spent his whole life showing others what happens when a highly reactive Fat Man is allowed to destroy lives. (Warning: graphic picture in article.)
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(Thought Catalog)
 
 
 
This week on the Sunday Morning Music Club, we're looking for the perfect "oh my aching head" songs for a Sunday morning hangover
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
A large underground liquid chiller system keeps many buildings in downtown Phoenix cool during 115-degree summer days
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Sat September 02, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
While you were busy watching every boat and monster truck owning bubba within 500 miles of Houston rescue puppies, a much larger flooding tragedy is happening in India. 41,000,000 people are swimming in shiat stew, and over 1000 have already died
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The admitted non-christian and poster child for the 7 deadly sins, decides to make Sept 3rd the national day of prayer. Are you on your knees yet America?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Treasury watchdog group is reviewing Mnuchin's eclipse trip
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember the tweet D2S recently posted about his Chief of Staff? Yeah, about that -- seems General Kelly is getting tired of the President's crap
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
When Starlight Glimmer and Trixie visit Thorax, they meet his brother Pharynx, who is grateful you're no longer watching it for the Abdomen. It's My Little Pony - To Change a Changeling, Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Martin Scorsese on Jerry Lewis: 'It was like watching a virtuoso pianist at the keyboard'
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
The really big cannabis farms are in - China
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Trust the Chinese and their construction knowhow, riding on their planned 4,000 km/h 'flying train' will not be dangerous at all. *rolls eyes*
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Homeopath buys magical "healing bracelet" to help her child with teething. Ends up giving her lead poisoning 8X higher than the level the CDC recommends needs medical intervention
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Suc·cess [suh k-ses] noun: 1. the accomplishment of an aim or purpose. 2. working 18 hours a day. Every day. No vacations, no going on dates, no watching TV
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan to Trump: Look I keep a secret shrine to Ayn Rand in my house complete with sacrificial altar, but even *I* think that kicking out the "Dreamers" who were brought here as children is a total dick move
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
To the fainting couches: Attorney General Jeff Sessions's claim that a violent crime wave is sweeping the nation gets four Pinocchios from WaPo's Fact Checker
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yes, there are some college football games on Friday night, highlighted by Washington-Rutgers and Utah-Wisconsin, Are you watching any other games? Kickoff is at 6:00 for all games and 8:00 for the big ones
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Why Your Team Sucks: Kansas City Chiefs edition. "Your quarterback is what you'd get if mayo and vanilla had a baby"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The EPA is launching an investigation into the fires at the Arkema chemical plant in Crosby, Texas. Trump to disband the EPA before the next explosion
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In a move that will surprise absolutely no one, as most people already expect it and the ones that didn't will just do some mental gymnastics to rationalize it away, Donald Trump is defying his chief of staff and using his personal phone for calls
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Cubs set new record for most 20 HR seasons by 25 and under players, finally eclipsing the towering achievements of the 2007 Brewers and 1979 Expos
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Houston Police Chief says he won't tolerate criminals and looters taking advantage of people during Hurricane Harvey. That behavior is reserved for motels, stores and gas stations
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Paul Anka's ex-wife: "I want child custody my way'
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(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
So I called Chick-Fil-A and ordered two grilled chicken burritos, extra egg and a boat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
And in other news, looks like China and India have decided not to go to war after all. So they've got that going for them, which is nice
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
'Smiling pig' which was rescued from Sichuan floodwaters in China gets the photoshop treatment thanks to the Internet
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: The Chili Battle Royale resumes with the new king rising to the top in the link to the left. Share your admiration, and second-rate chili recipes, to the right
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Half Chinese actress changed her last name from Wang to Bennet and got more work because Hollywood is either A) racist - or B) doesn't like wang in their movies
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Local Pizza Hut franchise goes all in for their neighbors in Texas, delivers free pizza by kayak
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Curt Schilling wants to collect supplies and cash to distribute to Hurricane Harvey victims only to find that no one trusts him
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The 2017 VMAs were the least-watched in the show's history; well, people were more interested in watching more exciting things like Game of Thrones, Twin Peaks, Simpsons reruns, and paint drying
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Seven theories about children's shows that will destroy your inner child
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Wed August 30, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Theresa May to China: "You must make North Korea your biatch." China to May: "Like Juncker is doing with you?"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Santa Cruz restaurant owner who closed his business after a local paper reported his campaign contributions to David Duke last year, blames "the War on Whites" for the closure. Bonus irony: it was a Chinese restaurant
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indianapolis mayor dances like nobody's watching, cringing, laughing
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man who watched child porn claims he did not know he was looking at underage pictures because he is blind
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
NH authorities are currently searching for an escaped inmate. The suspect is described as six feet tall and looks like someone threw 42 gallons of motor oil at him through a screen door
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A real, actual study done at Oxford: Can the sound of wind chimes make kids eat broccoli?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
First it was the gays, then the breakfast burritos, and now... THIS? Why does Chick-Fil-A hate America?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The two groups most upset about people punching Nazis are Nazis and the "Radical Center." Maybe those Extra Medium shirts are too tight
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jud Heathcote, former Michigan State basketball coach who along with Magic Johnson won the 1979 NCAA Championship, dies at age 90
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Four words that should chill your very soul: The Monsanto Of Pot
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Well, this is a novel way to wake up in the morning: "missile approaching" text message
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The latest MLB triple play is brought to you courtesy of the Philadelphia Phillies and the Chicago Cubs
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(English Russia)
 
 
 
Russian anti-riot police roll out the Schit
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Here's the full list of winners from last night's VMAs, which pretty much everyone missed out on because let's face it, Game of Thrones is more important than watching Katy Perry pretend autotune is music
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jack Kirby, Captain America's creator, made a career out of punching Nazis. Bet he wouldn't be too happy learning what ol' Cap was up to now
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Sun August 27, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
ICE had 50 women and children ready to deport when the storm closed down the transportation system. Guess what they did
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Cool: Wichita State giving students free food. Difficulty: they have to stay off their cell phones during class
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Cafe that banned all children under the age of twelve faces massive boycott by people outraged that someone wants a nice dining environment free of screaming kids. And this is being submitted by a parent of a toddler
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Formula 1 is back after the August break and Hamilton sets a new track record while matching Michael Schumacher for the all time record for poles. It is time for the annual Spa day with the Belgium Grand Prix at 8am ET on NBCSN
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Sat August 26, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oklahoma police chief outed as owner of white supremacist record label
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(Some Reading Guy)
 
 
 
Subby stuck with small children in the house, needs recommendations on what picture books to read to them. It's the Saturday Morning Book Club, babysitter edition
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
In a Chinese-made patriotic WWII occupation drama, a key scene showing a written list of fearsome, brutal Imperial Japanese Army personnel happens to show a list of the prop guy's favorite Japanese porn stars, none of whom were ever in the IJA
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump reportedly ending DACA protections for undocumented immigrants who arrived as children in a move that will thrill white supremacists
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Today in Christian fear-mongering: "Learning about gender identity can prevent children from becoming Christians"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Teaching your children about gender identity is tantamount to child abuse
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Fri August 25, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
At 248 mph, China reclaims title for world's fastest train. Amtrak says it has trains that have gone faster, but just not while any of the cars were still actually on the tracks
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(The Root)
 
 
 
If you're looking for a quiet place to be alone and get away from the NFL this season - Two Chicago bars supporting Kaepernick will be empty on game days
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(Spike)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 182, headlined by Andrey Koreshkov vs Chidi Njokuani, Co-main is Brennan Ward vs Fernando Gonzales. Prelims stream at 6:30 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on Spike TV
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Patriots, Seahawks, Chiefs, and Lions- oh my Get ready for some NFL preseason week three action as the starters kick things off at 7pm ET
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Girlfriend turns down your proposal? Yep, that's a punchin'
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Priest: I suck at poker and it's God's fault. I know, I'll collect child porn to get revenge
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Twitter downgraded, approaching junk status. Thanks, Donnie
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Your gut bacteria can fluctuate with the seasons, proximity to Chipolte
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Amazon's hit clothing brand for kids is a crime against taste and childhood. Apparently doesn't understand the meaning of the word 'hit'
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You know you're rich when you can afford a home with a both a kitchen and a messy kitchen. The messy kitchen is where you place 'messy' appliances like coffee machines and toaster ovens
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
While it sounds good, impeaching Trump may turn out to be a very bad idea
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Bad news, fellow Farkers: None of us qualify for the Chinese military
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Thu August 24, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Not News: Two black men post a picture of themselves with luxury shopping bags on a bench in Italy. News: Picture goes viral, Italians rail about "lazy immigrants mooching off of the state." Fark: Said men are Samuel L Jackson and Magic Johnson
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Roger Stone on impeaching Trump: "This is not 1974 [Stone worked in the White House then]. People will not stand for [impeachment]. Any politician who votes for it would be endangering their own life." Asshole tag is vacationing in Russia
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(Metro)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you illegally park your car in China
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Weapons for self defense are illegal in China. Solution: Anti-pervert flame-throwers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Iran bans ugly people from being teachers: "Women with facial hair and men with acne, scars and fewer than 20 teeth will not be allowed in the classroom." Obviously, they all got teaching jobs in West Virginia
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
The worst part isn't being stabbed to death in a theme park, it's having a bunch of people dressed up as cartoon characters standing around watching
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans send a mariachi band to troll Indiana Democratic Senator Joe Donnelly
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(Good Reads)
 
 
 
Now that Game of Thrones is approaching its conclusion, what sci-fi or fantasy series would you like to see next on the small screen? One that the author has finished writing, for preference. LGT subby's choice
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
McDonald's says it will get cracking on reducing McAntibiotics in its global McChicken supply
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
That feeling you got while watching Valkyrie that made you think something was off about the movie? Yes, that's right: Tom Cruise was wearing a fake butt
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(fordownersclub)
 
 
 
Photoshop this etching tool
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Ted "suck my machine gun" Nugent says Facebook is lying about the number of followers he has, may be suffering from Cat Scratch Fever
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Wed August 23, 2017
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
WB/DC: Okay. We got off to a really bad start with the movies. But Wonder Woman got us back on track, and there's Justice League and The Batman to keep the franchise continuity going. Matt Reeves: Yeah, about that
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia." --E. L. Doctorow. Huh, maybe that's why my last rejection letter suggested I seek professional help. This is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
How many people were watching the solar eclipse? Enough that xHamster saw a 40% dip in traffic across the path of totality
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Like a television anchor? Want to get on the news? You could try sending them child porn, if you're an idiot
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's nominee for chief scientist at USDA claims that homosexuality is a choice and the sanctioning of same-sex marriage could lead to the legalizing pedophilia
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Wash your hands thoroughly after choking the chicken or tickling the duck
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Tue August 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Appalachian miners: "We love Trump." Trump administration: "fark Appalachian miners"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
This just in: Nazis become yuge chickens as soon as responsibility is demanded of them
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(Rare.us)
 
 
 
A five-foot long poisonous NOOOOOOOOOOPE gets removed from a child's Lego set in Australia
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Museum has 800-year-old stone coffin on display. Visitors have child and suddenly get idea for photo-op. If you're reading this on Fark, you already know what happens next. "Nothing like this has ever happened before"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Steve Mnuchin's wife just got into an argument on Instagram in what will be known as her "Let them eat cake" moment, though for her it was "We paid more taxes"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
This morning as you're enjoying your coffee, watching the news, getting the kids ready for school, and dreading the workday, ask yourself this question: "Can North Korea hit the U.S. with a nuclear weapon?" Have a great day, everyone
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband's is having an affair with his dying best friend's wife and acting as a father to their children. When the friend dies, he will divorce me and marry his mistress. Should I try to save the marriage or just let it go?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Elon Musk thinks that just maybe we should limit the rise of machines before Skynet goes online
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Mon August 21, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Today's game of 'Is This Racist?' is brought to you via tweet from Republican Rep Steve King of Iowa and includes Harambe, the eclipse, and African children
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
33-year-old woman killed in 14-story fall, leaves three children 10, 12 and 16, and one six-month-old grandchild
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Despicable Me franchise has just become the highest-grossing animated feature of all time
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This Week in the Federal Courts: Bed and Breakfast and Brothel gets off while the police chief doesn't, cop can testify against other cops in BB gun shooting, and breaking a drunk driver's back to keep him from hurting himself might be excessive
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(NPR)
 
 
 
So, yeah Trump's poll numbers are in the toilet, but that's only because we haven't fixed the thing that lets chicks vote yet
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Atari drops a quarter into the Copyright Infringement Litigation machine, chooses "Nestle" for an opponent. Evil Nestle laughs, vows to defend itself strongly
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Steve Mnuchin releases statement as to why he hasn't resigned in disgust
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Paste Magazine collaborating with independent music label Daytrotter for an online archive of rare music
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(Streamable)
 
 
 
Video of a trio doing racetrack loops over my Chicago hotel just now: A P-51, an F-22, and an A-10
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(Financial Express)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Chicken Fried Steak
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Sat August 19, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Won't someone please think of the rich GOP donors, instead of the sick children
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Democrats so sure that Trump has f*cked his chicken that they're already preparing to run against Mike Pence in 2020
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After "Chachi" from Happy Days rips Sen. Marco Rubio's response to the Barcelona terror attacks, Lil' Marco gets Biblical on him: "Fools take no delight in understanding, but only in displaying what they think. Proverbs 18:2"
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
"To pull off the heist, one of the suspects drilled a hole in the ATM and filled it with gasoline, while the second suspect placed a fuse into the ATM and detonated the cash machine"
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Children are becoming "violent, militarized monsters" thanks to Disney movies like The Incredibles and Toy Story 3
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Obi-Wan standalone film may be the Star Wars franchise's only hope
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Leading U.S. supplier of voting machines confirms it exposed personal information of more than 1.8 million Illinois residents. Anxious to downplay the risk, state officials quickly point out that most of those voters have been dead for decades
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Bride surprises father with Chicago Bears dress at wedding, will be second string QB for rest of preseason
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers discover farming is making salmon go deaf, recommend the fish limit heavy machinery use to just one hour a day
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
What if the Game of Throne characters were Chinese street vendors?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Amazon's newest drone patent is stretching the very concept of delivery
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
As satisfying as it might be, punching out Nazis may not be the best way to combat their hateful agenda. Mocking them, that's the ticket
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Jack In The Box charges $3 to top your hash browns with chicken nuggets, ranch dressing, Frank's Red Hot, and white cheese sauce, satisfy all your dark urges
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Boise chip maker hires oompa loompas for R&D of Wonkavision
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
FL mother arrested for using her iPhone in school's child pick-up line. For snorting cocaine
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
"Only Trump could take one of the most uncontroversial ideas in American politics, the Indiana Jones Rule, and turn it into a wrenching national argument"
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Chimpanzees learn to play Rock-Paper-Scissors as good as 4-year-old kids. Now if they can only learn Lizard and Spock they can get their own CBS sitcom
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Wed August 16, 2017
(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
Apple is ditching fingerprint recognition on the iPhone 8, saying will instead rely on the unique smug in users' auras
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Disgusted Robert Mueller Eats 2 20-Piece Chicken McNugget Meals In One Sitting In Attempt To Get Into Trump's Mind
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Author publishes alt-right children's book in which Islam appears to be the enemy. Coming soon: "Pat-down the Bunny" and "The Cat in the MAGA Hat"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Dave Brat (R-VA): Sure, white supremacists are marching right outside my district and attacking people with cars, but liberals BOOED ME at my town hall
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The latest chief executive to abandon Trump's CEO councils is Donald Trump
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(Politico)
 
 
 
RNC Chair: There is no room in the GOP for White Supremacists. I mean, unless they are the President, his Chief Strategist, his senior adviser for policy, his Deputy Assistant, but other than that, no room, none
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Atlanta Falcons' new stadium will feature a Chick-Fil-A, so football fans can enjoy a tasty meal Monday through Saturday
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Curmudgeon in Chief may have just asked for a 2-day butt kicking by taking on Amazon
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
NAFTA has tripled trade for the U.S. with Canada and Mexico since 1993. Good thing that famed negotiator-in-chief Donald Trump will get a chance to work his magic on that deal tomorrow and craft something better for America
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
U.S. firm reveals a drone that can fire a machine gun or launch a grenade in mid-air. Apparently the competition between pizza delivery companies has finally gotten way out of hand
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Colbert's interview with Poochie is a thing of beauty
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Let's set the Wayback Machine all the way back to January of 2017 when The Daily Caller published a compilation of video clips of cars plowing into crowds of liberal protesters captioned "Study the technique, it may be useful for the next 4 years"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Ah, the paradise of Iceland. Heath care is universal, gender equality is a given, and children are covered by extensive and progressive child protection laws. Except those that might have Down syndrome. They are aborted at a rate nearing 100%
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego State football team sacked by Chickenpox
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Woman who survived three different Nazi concentration camps during the Holocaust says there are chilling similarities between the mood in Germany and Poland all those years ago and what she's seeing in America in 2017
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Need some childish yet funny humor to get you through the day? Here are some nutshot compilations
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The Stanley Cup has been filled with many things; champagne, beer, holy water, ice cream, small children. But Phil Kessel filling it with hot dogs sets a new standard
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
2017 shaping up to be worst summer movie season in 25 years. Makers of 'Baywatch', 'Ghost in the Shell', 'The Smurfs', and 'CHiPS' unavailable for comment
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Plus side: BBC writes article about post-apocalyptic video games. The what-the-hell side: never once mentions the Fallout gaming franchise
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Tim Tebow v2.0 spotted in Chicago
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Chinese automakers are reportedly considering buying Fiat Chrysler, build quality and reliability are expected to slightly improve
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's official: Bill Belichick has no qualms about playing lineups of scrubs in Patriots preseason games, giving real players day off because they had enough reps in joint practices
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Get ready for a tantrum, folks: China, North Korea's largest trading partner by far, is following through on the North Korea sanctions package
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston embraces being known as the #FreetheNipple campaign poster child and celebrates people's fascination with her nipples. Nipples (not safe for work)
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Half the field are lame ducks, Horsie thinks Yoda is cheating, and Chase hopes the gnomes will take him higher than second when the NASCAR Dixie Cup Series is back in Michigan for the Ronnie Milsap 99 and 44/100% Pure Michigan 400, 3pm ET on NBCSN
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Police test cadets' focus with squeaky rubber chicken
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Say what you want about Bruno Mars, but he just donated $1 million from his Michigan concert to aid those affected by the Flint water crisis
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
There once was a time in this country when you would be celebrated and not persecuted for catching a whale at the age of 16
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
30 children die from lack of oxygen in India due to an unpaid bill
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Nikkei Asia Review)
 
 
 
Japanese snack maker vows to resolve potato chip situation, is converting more rice paddies into potato fields in order to prevent future snack shortages
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(Metro)
 
 
 
New study finds that watching porn is ruining women's expectations, too
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Charlottesville Police Chief is treating case of driver who intentionally rammed into protesters as "criminal homicide"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Children in India have to cross a raging river to get to school. Uphill. Both ways
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The Nascar Craftsman Truck Series is racing at Michigan at 1pm ET on FS1 followed by the Xfinity Series at Mid-Ohio at 3:30 on NBCSN. Hopefully one of these races will wake me from my Saturday nap
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
A group of skydiving superheroes were banned from surprising children at a summer camp because they were going to fly too close to a certain golf course in New Jersey. Thanks, Donald
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
China's navy just fired dozens of missiles near North Korea. They're also fortifying the Sino-Korean border with nuclear-biological-chemical protected bunkers. Nothing to worry about though. It's just standard drills
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Defendant acquitted in case where two Minneapolis officers forgot to turn on their body cams before punching and tazing him. Unfortunately for them, security cameras caught the whole thing
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
China, Japan arguing over who controls the sea. UNLEASH THE KRAKEN (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Chicago Bears quarterback Mike Glennon was bad in his debut. How bad? How about a whopping 0.0 passer rating?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
6 charged with making counterfeit Pac Man machines. This is not a repeat from 1981
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not to alarm anybody, but China and India are about to go to war
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(GQ)
 
 
 
"When totality occurs, we will have simultaneous orgasms and we will conceive a child that will be on the next level of human evolution"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China wants to stay neutral in the nuclear war brewing in its back yard. Unless the U.S. attacks first
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(The Poke (UK))
 
 
 
Meh: Estonian soccer team scores 15 seconds into the match. Fark: Without touching the ball. In other news, the Patriots figure they're good to score this way four times against the Jets this year
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Thu August 10, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ancient UK cannibals engraved bones of the dead, presumably to occupy themselves while watching cricket
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(Wired)
 
 
 
So this is how Skynet starts: Teaching Google's DeepMind how to play StarCraft II
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan Man attempts to exterminate underground nest of bees by using fire. Thanks to Florida we all know how this ends up
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Jason Miller and A.J. Delgado reveal they had a love child after having an affair during the Trump campaign
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Sick of watching all the dead people pass through his doors, funeral director writes blog called 'F*** you, Opioids'
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Go back to 1999 to look ahead to the year 2021. Where science has achieved shorter sleeves, larger logos and the Seattle Mariners still stink
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Woman asked to cover up while breastfeeding her child in a museum with artwork featuring women breastfeeding children
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Residents in one Florida neighborhood say the construction of a nearby Margaritaville resort is pushing rats into their homes where they're nibbling on sponge cake watching the sun bake
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Trump's childhood home listed on Airbnb for $725 per night. People were surprised. It only costs $725 a night to rent out the entire White House?
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
At street food conference, Anthony Bourdain says he's tired of chicken tikka masala, exhorts Britain to find new national dish that expresses true Britishness and can spark a real street food culture
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Everybody should root for an Astros-Dodgers World Series, because the Astros' offense is ridiculously awesome and the Dodgers' pitching is equally insane
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Wed August 09, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"Listen, and understand. Florida Man is out there. He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until he steals a Chihuahua"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Christian Millau, the godfather of the Nouvelle Cuisine movement, dead at the age of 88. Will be buried in an oversized white coffin with a single orchid
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump reportedly improvised "fire and fury" comments on North Korea, most likely after binge watching Game of Thrones all night
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Clowns, furries, dummies, upside-down crucified Santas: all part of a strange season in Japanese children's TV of the Eighties
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
A giant inflatable chicken has been erected next to the White House
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather tries really hard to convince everyone that this fight is going to be totally worth watching
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Upside: 'The X-Files' is largely ditching its batshiat mythology episodes for next season. Downside: Mulder and Scully's kid will be a main focus
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Tue August 08, 2017
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Brewery introduces 'Fried Fried Chicken Chicken' beer containing real fried chicken. Dude, dude, what, what?
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Photoshop this biker chick
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently the Tyrannosaurus Rex couldn't run and these scientists can prove it because they invented a time machine and traveled to the cretaceous period and were not chased
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Chinese gambling on economic colonialism in Africa with Trump-like casinos
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
RNC spokespuppet Kayleigh McEnany is wrong about many things, but worst of all are her opinions on pizza, and she claims Domino's is the greatest pizza in existence, better than New York Style pizza. But, at least she despises Chicago-style casserole
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Veterans outraged at at "chicken hawk piece of trash" Trump for attacking proud veteran Richard Blumenthal
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senator Joe Manchin: I don't give a shiat about shiat, shiatheads
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers describe protein previously unknown in biology, say it reacts like chicken
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Radio host blames deputies for ruining his life and career, for arresting him over such petty things as domestic assault and child abuse
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Worst timed article: New chief of staff Kelly moves quickly to tame Trump's tweets
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Watching MSNBC, it's where all the cool kids hang out. Come join us tonight, 9 PM EDT as we repeat the mantra "Mueller's still working.Mueller's still working. Mueller's still working. Mueller's still working." And maybe Chris and Rachel are back?
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