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500 headlines found matching 'chi'
Sat December 10, 2016
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Iran opens military theme park for children. Although nothing can prepare kids to deal with inhumane conditions like waiting in line for three hours in August just to ride the Teacups at Disney World
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Before "A Christmas Story" there was "A Child's Christmas in Wales" by some guy named Dylan. No, not that Dylan; the one he named himself after
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that middle school children are not nice people
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Protip: Treating your seriously ill child with dandelion tea, tea tree oil, oil of oregano, and a potato poultice probably won't yield the results you're looking for
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Forget Villanova, UCLA and Kansas. The biggest question in NCAA basketball is if Central Michigan's Marcus Keene will be college basketball's first 30 ppg scorer in 20 years. And by the way, he's only 5'9"
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
It only took 26 years, unfavorable reporting, and being sued for the state of Michigan to stop trying to collect child support from a man who wasn't the child's father. Tag is for the child support agency
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
World's largest Rube Goldberg machine lights up Christmas tree in only 412 steps
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
No, China doesn't have a problem with environmental pollution in the countrysides, just ask this 'monkey face' piglet. (Graphic)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bristol Palin is expecting her fourth child
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
City Of Chicago Working Around Clock To Clear 18 Inches Of Bullet Casings From Streets
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(Fairbanks Daily Newsminer)
 
 
 
Guy on America's "most wanted child porn villain" top ten list arrested at Fairbanks airport. Yep, that's a thing and it's run by Homeland Security. When not looking for terrorists, they are looking for child porn criminals
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you think your child is too old for Elf on the Shelf, maybe you should look into Krampus in the Corner
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You probably didn't know that Lucy the ancient ape from Ethiopia got her name from a Beatles' song, may have died from falling out of a tree, and dispensed psychiatric advice for a mere 5 cents
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now THIS could be fun: Pesident Obama is being urged to issue a blanket clemency on his way out the door for all 750,000 "Dreamers"-people brought here illegally as children, who registered under the DACA program, so they can never be deported
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Without the Electoral College Democrat machines in cities like Chicago and corrupt Democrats in states like NY and CA could simply churn out enough votes to ensure that their candidate was elected President
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Ceiling Jeff Sessions will be watching you do everything
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sure you walked uphill both ways to get to school, but did you ever go to school when it was bone-crushing minus 53C outside like these Siberian children?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
After watching Jurassic Park and Outbreak, scientists decide it would be a good idea to extract smallpox from an ancient mummy
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The service at Chipotle is terrible, says Chipotle founder
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Thu December 08, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man converts child's Power Wheels car into a 40mph death trap
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Trump's Secretary of Labor nominee, presented by Carl's Jr., subtly admits to drunk driving as a way to deny punching his then wife
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Ex-Jehovah's Witness banned from every Kingdom Hall in the UK after launching a campaign of harassment against other members that included following them in the street and posting leaflets through their doors. Can't think where he got the ideas from
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(Time)
 
 
 
Russia, US close to reaching a ceasefire over Aleppo
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's been a while since a meeting between these two means something. Will Derek Carr be the star here against the tenacious Chiefs' D? Or will the Chiefs pound them in? It is your Thursday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:25 PM ET
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on the mid-season finale of Legends of Tomorrow, the legends find themselves facing The Legion of Doom in prohibition era Chicago. I'm sure there's a Road Warriors joke in here somewhere, but I can't find it. (CW 8ET)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Republicans to Democrats: You either give up minimum wage increases or we get to keep farking that chicken
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
World Series share for each player on the Chicago Cubs is $369,000. Which is exactly the same amount that would have been earned by putting $2 in a mutual index fund the last time the Cubs won the World Series in 1908
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(Seeker)
 
 
 
If we ever go to war against China, our secret weapon could be iPhones
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"What an absolutely magical time to be alive. We're so excited, we plan to spend the rest of the afternoon scrolling through their Instagram and lusting over it." Is that about: A) Discovery of Bourbon trees, B) Poopless cats, C) Vegan fried chicken
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Encouraged by Übertrump's tweets, Stormtrumpers begin sending Carrier union president death threats, asking about his children. Welcome to new reality
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan is down for the count
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Google will achieve 100% renewable energy sometime next year. What, you think all your porn searches are footprint free?
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Having previously solved city traffic jams, China's futuristic "straddling bus" now just creates them
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Slow local news day: Man uses the same advent calendar for 47 years. You may be surprised to learn he has no children of his own, but he does rock a festive sweater
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
@newtgingrich: "75 years ago the Japanese displayed professional brilliance and technological power launching surprises from Hawaii to the Philippines". Just wait to see how he describes 9/11
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Rogue One breaks through China's Death Star to secure a January 6 release date
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
World record 72,000 candles were placed on the same cake. The achievement was then celebrated with everyone present singing "Happy Birthday" to Larry King
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump picks 'old friend of China' Iowa Governor Branstad as U.S. ambassador to China. Move will hopefully quell that whole Taiwan phone call thingy between Trump and China
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
In 1955, the Kokomo city council had solved all other problems so they banned pinball machines and promptly forgotten all about it. It will soon be legal to play a Flash Gordon machine there once again
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
The Chief for the F-35 tester has a message: The Pentagon's answers to McCain's questions on F-35 progress are somewhere between white lies and whoppers
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Former CIA official on the Donald Trump/Michael Flynn fiasco: "I'm watching a clown show." But like most clown shows, there is no laughter; only terrified panic
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Halfway through the year, millions of Chinese students take the world's most notoriously difficult three-day university entrance exam. Here's a look at what it involves
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Dangerous murder machine prevents rape
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Tue December 06, 2016
(WFLX West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Bipolar paranoid schizophrenic alcoholic mentally handicapped man found in Florida. Next, police will try to locate sand on a beach, and then find a tree in a forest
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Cruz Beckham joins Instagram, fueling rumors that he's launching a music career and that people obsess over the dumbest shiat
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After Vancouver enacts stiff new tax on foreigners snapping up homes and driving up cost of real estate, Chinese seek shelter in Seattle and Toronto, snapping up homes and driving up cost of real estate there
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(Kyiv Post)
 
 
 
Five Knyazhychi police officers killed in a mistaken shootout between three different police units
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey goes full diva as she performs "All I Want For Christmas" complete with a bevvy of dancers pulling her sled, a snow machine, sequin leotard and 400 notes of runs in 20 seconds
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(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
Woman stuck with 23K worth of 'Hatchimals' after paying triple the retail price for them
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Maryland power plant found to be the cause of faces melting off and children weeping over exploded bodies
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop these nature's killing machines
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
China encircled the self-ruled island of Taiwan with nuclear-capable bombers before the Trump call with the Taiwanese leader Tsai Ing-wen
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The newest way Big Brother is watching you: your kids' toys
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Michigan starts recounting Detroit city, where the votes aren't clean and the place ain't pretty
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Child goes WahWah when MaMa goes BlahBlah at the Wawa
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Want a Chinese bank loan? Got any collateral? Got a naked selfie?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
First world problems. Mother complains pack of alphabet potato shapes did not contain letters needed to spell child's name
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After watching 58 year old Madonna twerk in James Corden's Carpool Karaoke, Piers Morgan fakes vomiting and tells her to "act her age"
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(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Caregiver charged with murder after allowing crippled man with maggot-filled foot wound to die of infection. I'll be over here searching for something funny to say about this
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
The Michigan recount started yesterday. Let's check in and see how things are go- Oh dear
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The trailer for The Last Knight, Michael Bay's final entry into the inexplicably popular childhood destroyer Transformers franchise, has just been revealed; its alt-mode is a Port-A-Potty
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(Carbonated TV)
 
 
 
Eric Trump goes on Twitter, says the Wisconsin recount killed 5,000 children
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Chinese police will soon have the power to pull the plug on the internet in times of ****Carrier Lost****
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Chinese lake squirrels become Fark squirrels by getting too fat to have sex because tourists won't stop feeding them
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Phillies' "Pistachio Girl" fired for...wait for it...being a White Nationalist. Because, in her words, "What's more important, selling nuts for a few more years or saving the White Race from extinction?" They grow up so fast
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
'Ready To Eat' chicken recalled for being Ready For Salmonella
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(Metro)
 
 
 
And here we see Boris Johnson, love child of Donald Trump and Tweety Bird, hurriedly walking out of an interview after being unable to name a world leader
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(Use The Schwartzster)
 
 
 
Do you have a programmable metallophone chime door bell? Let this guy show you how to build one
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's episode of The Walking Dead, which featured lots of exposition and left viewers scratching their heads, wondering what the denouement is going to be for the season [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It appears Trump's favorite child is moving to Washington
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Here's a news flash for Official Washington: President Trump could be one of the most consequential chief executives to occupy the Oval Office
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(Network World)
 
 
 
What if HAL-like AI became obsessed with cat pics and emerged with latent mission to maximize number of cat pictures in the world? It's obviously "something that could be achieved by carefully manipulating mankind into taking more pictures of cats"
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(Land of 10)
 
 
 
"$135 for tickets to the Cotton Bowl? Count me in." "The Cotton Bowl is pleased to extend invitations to Western Michigan University, and the University of Wisconsin." "...who wants my Cotton Bowl tickets? 11 bucks or best offer"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
How to know if you've found the right name for your baby? "Go to a park and shout the name loudly, like you're calling your child to come in for dinner. Wait and see if you feel stupid, or if people point at you and laugh"
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(Wired UK)
 
 
 
"Humans may have evolved to have faces that look uncannily similar to asses, according to new research on chimpanzee butt recognition"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Ben Carson named Housing and Urban Development Secretary by Trump. Yes, the same man who said equal housing is Communism will be your new HUD chief
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump: "Hmmm. I wonder if I could piss off China more"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Eric Berry seals the game for the Chiefs with a game-wining Pick 2. Yes, you read that right
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Sun December 04, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
China promises be free of poverty and homelessness within 5 years. Whether that means helping the poor get better paying jobs, or just killing them, remains to be seen
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(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Before you start losing sleep over the coming Rise of the Machines, remember that all machines are designed by people ... and the GIGO rule still holds true
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Top games this week include Chiefs-Falcons, Bills-Raiders, and Giants-Steelers. What game are you watching? Is your team still in the playoffs? How else would you spend your Sunday? The games begin at 1 PM ET on Fox, CBS
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Russia has just given up on launching fighters from its floating dumpster fire in the Med
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Oxford University sued for £1 million by student who didn't get an 'A.' Sixteen years ago: "Faiz Siddiqui claims he would have had a successful career as an international commercial lawyer if he'd achieved a higher grade in Modern History in 1999"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Not to discourage you from getting off your butt and exercising, but chances are you are stretching wrong, lunging wrong, and crunching wrong
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
China's global warming hoax may be sending more hurricanes to harass Trump in DC and NY
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Before you leave for the weekend, just thought you should hear about the war Trump is starting with China. Ok, see you Monday
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
"Escape From New York" re-boot is a 'prequel' that will not be set in New York nor have any escape...and Lee Van Cleef will now be a chick
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New York-made beer to be sold in China starting next year. Whether this will lower the trade deficit is anybody's guess
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Inflate your chicken to 20psi before cooking for best effect
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chickens in Colorado have begun playing musical instruments. Didn't the Book of Revelation cover this?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Will Ivanka's made-in China clothing line survive daddy's trade war?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Michigan AG files suit to stop vote recount because it's expensive and really difficult and stuff. Kinda like fixing Flint's water problem
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Inventor of General Tso's Chicken dies at age 98. in lieu of funeral, body to be lightly breaded, deep-fried then served up with rice and egg roll (or substitute wings if you like)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"I spent twelve hours watching Steve Bannon's fever-dream documentaries. Here's what I learned"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's not a cop party until an Assistant Chief Constable whips one out and screams 'Look at these, look at these, these are the breasts of someone who has had three children' at one of her subordinates who just had a boob job
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Michigan water authority considering allowing Nestlé to double the amount of groundwater it extracts - just a few miles from Flint - to bottle and sell for profit. Cost to Nestlé? $200
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
ESPN has lost 1 million more subscribers in the past two months, as viewers finally tire of 24/7 programming of horseshoe pitching, celebrity poker and tractor pulling
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
David Clarke, potential Trump pick to head the Department of Homeland Security, "verbally pummeled" a chief medical examiner for disclosing information about a series of mysterious deaths at his Wisconsin jail earlier this year
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
By now, we all know the Internet Archive wants to back itself up in Canada. Here's why
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Drake tops Spotify with 4.7 billion streams, hopes to buy an extra bag of chips with the proceeds
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Sorry people of Russia and China, the Internets ... not yours
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago police hold gun-buying sting, discover criminals bring guns to gun buying stings
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The screen tests for the Mrs. Doubtfire makeup, costume and camera tests prior to filming the movie. Featuring a slightly bosomy Robin Williams. "They're sweet children...not like the last ones I was with, the daycare center of the damned"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump considers adding two Democratic Senators to his administration: Manchin and Heitkamp. For those keeping score of the Senate balance: both of their replacements will be appointed by Republican governors
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Diamonds grown in a lab are now indistinguishable from mined diamonds. Although the value of your mined diamond is enhanced by the mystical cachet of child labor, illicit arms deals, and African genocide, so there is that to consider
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
85 languages are spoken by the children at Buffalo, NY public schools. Kids can now learn 85 different ways to say "When is it ever going to stop snowing?"
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
How Trump sealed the deal to keep Carrier jobs in the U.S. for real 'Muricans. Like any good negotiator-in-chief he went straight to the top
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Amanda Seyfried says she is expecting her first child. It's like she has ESPN or something
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sure, Goldman Sachs lackey Mnuchin plans to further enrich the wealthy at the rest of our expense, but at least a bunch of braying douchebags got spiffy red hats out of the deal
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Space program in Russia and China concentrates on launching fleets of kamikaze satellites and orbital ion cannons
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
That's what I like about these drunk college chicks, man. I keep getting older but they stay the same age
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(Dilbert)
 
 
 
A prediction, or a time-machine-enabled tribute?
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Everyone seems to have a problem with new NHL franchise's name. ni
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Five things you need to know about Steve Mnuchin" strangely does not include how to pronounce "Mnuchin"
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Man finds out why it's a bad idea to drink alcohol before calling up a former Indian chief so he can share his thoughts on fur trapping
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(WWL)
 
 
 
Father of the Year tries to drop off child-support payment at McDonald's drive-through window, becomes enraged when ex won't come to window, crawls through said window, beats her
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you're a mother cat, there is nothing more relaxing than taking a break inside a crate full of baby chicks
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
"Maybe God put the idiot Trump and his clueless children in charge to test us all," ponders a darker Garrison Keillor
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
20 machinists needed for immediate openings in Nashville, TN
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Celebrate Eric Thames' return to MLB from Korea by watching him hit all 47 home runs from 2015. It's well worth your time
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Following Trump's victory, the Internet Archive decides to pack its data and move to Canada
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Iran: "I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you"
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
For first time, Miss Minnesota USA pageant has fully-clothed contestant participate. So everyone else was naked before? I get all chilly thinking about it myself
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
US housing prices surpass pre-recession peak. Reaching bubble level pricing again in less than 10 years definitely means this time it isn't a bubble
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, a Human/Wookiee one night stand resulting in a possible love child isn't on the cover of the National Enquirer nor is it one of the plot points of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Former Los Angeles Rams running back Eric Dickerson will not go to Rams games as long as Jeff Fisher is coaching them
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New 'embryoscope' photo technique allows parents to witness the beginnings of their child's life in the first few days of fertilization. Yes, it's the ultimate 'cellfie'
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
First look at CW's dark, gritty Archie reboot
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Bill Belichick destroyed Tim Tebow's NFL dream." Tebow's inability to quarterback had absolutely nothing to do with it
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Michigan gets fined $10,000 after Jim Harbaugh makes all the whiny excuses in the world and throws his food on the floor
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Rare 17th-century map discovered stuffed up abandoned chimney "as a makeshift draught excluder," rescued by team of restorers
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan decides to give their vote counters a day off before bringing them right back in on Wednesday
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Inside the municipal court cash machine
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
The first-ever NASCAR race was held 121 years ago in Chicago. "The winner drove 52.4 miles in 10 hours and 23 minutes. To put that number into perspective, Lewis Hamilton travelled a total of 161.9 miles in less than two hours at the Monaco GP"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Incoming White House Chief of Staff and noted ring coveting hobbit Reince Priebus says that Trump's cabinet picks mirror those of Abraham Lincoln
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If you can't visit the real Machu Picchu, go to Lima and see the ersatz Machu Picchu that Royal Institute of British Architects has proclaimed 2016's best new building
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good News: Ivanka Trump may be moving her shoe factory out of China. Bad news: She's moving it to Ethiopia because it's cheaper labor. #makingAmericagreatagain
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Mondays suck. So, I present you with a dose of anti-suck, which would be Comicbookgirl19 giving us all of the X-MEN's history in comics. The whole enchilada. No stone left unturned. You get the idea
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Michigan member of the electoral college claims he has received dozens of graphic death threats from people urging him to cast his vote for Hillary Clinton some of which include 'talk about shoving a gun in my mouth and blowing my brains out'
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
The Philippines answer to James Bond was good with the ladies, did all of his own stunts, and was 2'9 tall. That's even more impressive when you consider the American answer to James Bond uses a computer all day and gets hacked by Russian children
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump talks "regularly" with President Barack Obama, says Kellyanne Conway, and "very much enjoys" their conversations about Obama's childhood in Kenya and life as a devout Muslim
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
San Francisco transit system: "Help. Does anyone know how to get the ransomware off our ticketing machines?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Stop giving children under 12 cold medicine
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Sun November 27, 2016
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Scary: Chinese man loses around $4800 worth of yuan outside of bank in a nasty gust of wind. Hero: Bank employees and people passing by help recover it all
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Will the Chiefs ride the Broncos hard and put them up wet or can the Denver just tell Kansas City to Buck Off? Its's your SNF thread live on NBC starting at 8:30 PM ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michigan head coach Jim Harbaugh took the loss to Ohio State gracefully and is looking to move on to the next game. Just kidding he shows us that he is a sore loser
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(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
OSHA states death of man killed in wood chipper could have been prevented by better training, not participating in kidnapping schemes
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming to you from chilly Juneau, Alaska, it's another round of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker, starting at 9PM AKST/10PM PST
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Sat November 26, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Police chief takes his own officer to task for his crappy parking skills. Of course people have a problem with this and say he should have been fighting crime instead
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Actual CNN headline: "Arizona officer on leave after punching woman during arrest"
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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
"Police say in lieu of cash, the robber took a burrito from Chipotle employees"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rivalry Week continues with the Governor's Cup, Michigan-Ohio State, MSU-PSU, the Iron Bowl and so much more. Anything can happen, and the action begins at Noon ET
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Fri November 25, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
It's Black Friday, a day for shopping and digging out those old recipes for Thanksgiving leftovers. Here are 15 recipes as a start. Turkey chili, roasted Cobb salad, latkes are all there. There are no more, right?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
China orders millions of Chinese to surrender their passports in a move sure to give Trump ideas
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(WDAY Fargo)
 
 
 
Minnesota bus driver hurled racial slurs at a group of children as he ordered them out of the vehicle and left them stranded as punishment for misbehaving. But the way the school tells it, the kids had it coming
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michigan State basketball coach Tom Izzo told his team sorry that they are playing through a tough schedule, not enough cupcakes to go around
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(NHL)
 
 
 
What better way to spend Black Friday than watching hockey players beat each other black and blue? Rangers/Flyers @ 1PM ET on NBC. 'Hawks/Ducks @ 4PM ET on NHLN. Local games start @ 4PM ET. It's your NHL Thanksgiving Showdown thread. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
911 dispatch: State the nature of the emergency. Child: I want to invite the cops to have Thanksgiving with us. Proving that not every Florida tag is an idiot
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After you get finished with all of your Black Friday shopping, sit down and watch some college football. Top games include Nebraska-Iowa, the Apple Cup, and Toledo-Western Michigan. All this and more with the games beginning at Noon ET
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
The five "cool" adults you meet in childhood who in real life are fark-ups. Sorry Todd, Uncle Joe made the cut ahead of you
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(Illawara Mercury (Australia))
 
 
 
"On the evening of August 13, Martin Wanat had a two-course meal consisting of chicken and chocolate, then settled down on some fresh pillows for a nap. Unfortunately, he was at Woolworths at the time"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's cabinet on track to be at least as smart as an actual wooden piece of furniture that holds your china
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Obama gives touching tribute to his daughters, unlike Trump who gives tribute to touching his daughters. Notice the subtle difference
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Hey Chicago Cubs, congratulations on winning the World Series. Now here's your repair bill"
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Thu November 24, 2016
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Veteran who was denied his free meal at Chili's after a white veteran complained about him being black has now been forced from his home due to repeated harassment
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Bad: Chinese-knockoff designer goods. Awesome: Chinese knockoff Mad Max movies
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
FYI, here are your actual rights when shopping on Black Friday and punching someone in the face for a cheap TV in a crowd of screaming Walmart shoppers isn't among them
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Protesters will try and ruin consumers' Black Friday on Michigan Avenue in Chicago. This will not end well
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
No, the voting machines are not rigged; Clinton's loss can be attributed to white folk, Comey
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(MCCLOUD)
 
 
 
It's not yet time for a Patrick Swayze Christmas, but you can gorge yourself and slump into a tryptophan coma while watching the Mystery Science Theater 3000 Turkey Day Marathon, beginning at Noon ET on ShoutFactoryTVlive.com and YouTube
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Achievement Unlocked: Raised $2M+ to initiate recounts in Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania
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Wed November 23, 2016
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Guys who built trebuchet to launch bowling balls and TVs have matured and moved on... to launching flaming furniture and running lawnmowers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Are you a two timer, a sex addict or a nosy nelly? Psychiatrist claims to be able to assess your personality based on how you unbend a paperclip
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Call a Chick restaurant chain, serving "virgin chick" and "chick's sex partner" while proclaiming to satisfy all your expectations over chicks, under investigation after mom complained that her eight-year-old son wanted some of that chick action
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
K-Pop star Rain flunked his Hollywood tryout in "Speed Racer" and is considered old and washed up in his home country, but he's still big in China and rest of Asia
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas man accused of handing out porn DVDs to children on Halloween. That's unbelievable. I mean, who even has DVD players any more?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tomorrow we will celebrate in our traditional manner, by watching six turkeys get carved up by a human and two robots. The MST3K Turkey Day marathon gobbles again
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
The FBI has cleared Brad Pitt of any wrongdoing involving his children, which paves the way for a rational, low-profile divorce with both parents making sure the kids' emotional well-being is a top priority
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Meet China's answer to Google Home and Amazon Echo - the LingLong DingDong
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(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Watching Stargate SG-1 is not considered research, usually
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
With a single missile, without firing a single shot, China just destroyed the F35 fleet
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Rapper Jim Jones demands Kanye West pick a new alias for his psychiatric admission, drink the Kool-Aid: "I should charge Kanye a sucker fee"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
With a KHL expansion team in Beijing and the construction of hundreds of rinks to teach children hockey, China aiming to be a heavyweight in the sport by the 2022 Olympics
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thanks to Wikileaks, the New York Times has to run this actual headline: "This Pizzeria Is Not a Child-Trafficking Site"
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Tue November 22, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
If they bring a bike, you bring a squirrel. That's the Chicago way
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(Time)
 
 
 
Turkey decides to back away from a bill that would legitimize child marriage
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(Yale University)
 
 
 
As the U.S. regresses, China now stands alone as the world climate leader
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Leon G. Billings, the architect of the Clean Air and Clean Water acts, dies at 78--probably from shame
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
German Daimler executive in China steals another driver's parking space and then goes on a racist tirade right out of the Hungarian phrasebook
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Super slow motion video reveals the clever technology that allowed World War I fighter planes to fire their machine guns through their propellers without hitting the blades
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Do not show photos or film of Donald Trump's multiple chins
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kanye West hospitalized for psychiatric evaluation. He probably just needs some fish sticks
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Mon November 21, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan takes the Ohio State rivalry seriously. OSU takes it to another level
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(Will County Herald-News)
 
 
 
Illinois high school semifinal game goes full Oklahoma State/Central Michigan
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Donations to the Clintons' six-figure conflict-of-interest machine nosedive for some reason
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's granddaughter a viral sensation in China
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Bull in a 'gina shop, Pope plans to unseat the Chicago Cubs as NLDS Champions, and the inventor of RAM dies at 1100010: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/13 - 11/19
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Sun November 20, 2016
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
And now there's an Adventure Time cookbook, which makes eminent sense since so many of its viewers have the munchies
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
So now we're booing Gold Star families on planes going to see their dead child?
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Medical community take note - Chinese farmer invents ingenious kidney stone-removing bed for his ailing wife
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Behold Britain's most fattening sandwich - 8,000 calories of kebab meat, surrounded by breaded chicken and coated with cheese. In addition - Diners have to sign a form to say they won't sue in the event of a heart attack
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Pope names seventeen new Cardinals, hopes to unseat the Chicago Cubs as NLDS Champions
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Shinsuke Nakamura defend the NXT title against Samoa Joe? Will Mickie James be so fine she'll blow Asuka's mind? Will TM-61 deus ex machina the Authors of Pain? Find out tonight at NXT Takeover: Toronto, 8 PM ET on the WWE Network
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Apple is exploring moving production of the iPhone to the U.S. Unfortunately, losing access to China's 60 cents a day work force, the price of an iPhone is projected to skyrocket to $19,000
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Couple survive six months in the Manitoba wilderness, eating fish and snake. "(It was) pretty good...Like chicken, as they say"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
There are some big battles this week including Florida and LSU, Wazzou and Colorado, and Oklahoma and West Virginia. Will there be any big upsets this week? What games are you watching? It is your college football thread, kickoff is at Noon ET
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(Time)
 
 
 
This week in the Saturday Morning Book Club, we're looking for the best book to get kids interested in reading (or, if you prefer, your favorite book as a child)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ugly-assed (no really) tiny echidna puggles born at Taronga Zoo in Sydney, Australia
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Chipotle getting sued again, this time because their Chorizo calorie counter was almost 300% off
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Fri November 18, 2016
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Xiaopang, educational robot displayed at Beijing tech fair, feels the rage and attacks visitor with broken glass, requiring stitches. In other news, the rise of the machines has begun, but is being tagged as accidental to avoid widespread panic
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you try to introduce American-born pandas to China, they struggle with adapting to the local language and cuisine
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(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
Missing Perth man found bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee in Thailand. Oh, that ain't workin'
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Attention whoring reaching new levels as Coca-Cola makes a "selfie bottle"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Rick Snyder tells judge Michigan can't provide safe water to Flint residents because it's like too hard and costs money and stuff
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Thu November 17, 2016
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Henan sperm bank answers complaints from media outlets, denies they have lowered their high standards of Chinese nationality, good health, no bad habits, junior college degree, 1.65 meters height
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Thirty-eight years ago today, the Wookiee holiday of Life Day was celebrated for the first time. Relive the magic of the Star Wars Holiday Special by watching... the entire thing? Craaaaap
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Woman who kicked her transgender child out now suing her child for undergoing gender transition
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Morgan Freeman to receive AARP lifetime achievement award, titty sprinkles
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(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
Sick of drivers behind them flashing their high beams, drivers in China are putting scary ghost and monster decals in their back windows to freak out the offenders
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
How can you make Metallica sound worse? Bring in Jimmy Fallon and have everyone perform on children's musical instrument toys
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why McDonald's and Chipotle test new menu items first in Ohio?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Too broke for missiles, switching to guns
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Chachi Loves Trolling Hannah Horvath: "What's wrong with Mexico? The weather's nicer in Mexico. They have beaches and stuff. Why don't you guys go there?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
China says they never said what Trump said he said he never said about what they said and then said he never actually said that, turning it into a he said, Xi said
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
The high price of elderly romance - flirty matchmaking trips to IKEA, differences in living habits, adult children questions, pensions. To say nothing of the chafing
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's Chief strategist, in a bid to unite the country, says there are too many Asian CEOs in Silicon Valley. I guess the scapegoating doesn't stop at the Jews
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Siffy to adapt Stranger in a Strange Land for TV, most likely as a part of the Sharknado franchise
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Bought a cheap burner phone to avoid U.S. government surveillance? Congratulations, now you have Chinese government surveillance
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
Fewer American parents are spanking their children than twenty years ago. Mostly because they now know they can get their kids to do anything they want just by threatening to take away their iPhone
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ditching my press pool for a steak dinner? Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Man has special gun-ditching hole in his car just in case the cops pull him over. NRA says, what's the big deal?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Average American household approaching retirement has saved less than $20,000. Which isn't that bad considering those people approaching retirement are 85 or older
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Turns out the Chinese have figured out the "when pigs fly" part and now are working on the "where pigs land" part
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
Dinner Thread I'm roasting a chicken. What are you having? Oh, and what was your first computer? LGT GIS for extinct wombat for no reason
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best Korea to China: Stop calling our dear leader Kim Fatty III. We are not amused
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(Chick)
 
 
 
Sav(i)or this one: It's Jack T. Chick's final tract
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
More than half of anti-Trump protesters arrested in Portland weren't registered or didn't vote in Oregon. Sounds about par for the course for your average anarchist
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
China's donkey population drops from 11 million to 6 million due to harvesting hides containing miracle gelatin that many believe will keep people looking youthful and even prolong their life
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(The Runner Sports)
 
 
 
Even in a loss, Michigan finds a way to screw Ohio State. Yet, the Buckeyes benefit in the Big Ten Power Rankings
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Ex-Goldman Sachs banker Steven Mnuchin tapped to run Treasury, keep the swamp full
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
MLS expansion franchise LAFC vows to bring big-name soccer players to Southern California when it starts play in 2018. How big-name? 'Global stature' big-name, a la Wayne Rooney, Cesc Fabregas, Luka Modric, or Chicharrito
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Thanks to global outrage, Pizza the polar bear released from his shopping mall prison, will move to ocean park in North China
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Michigan police officer gets his geography wrong while trying to make the South rise again
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Child Brides: The long, nauseating American history of older men marrying young girls." Hm, I wonder if Slate had someone specific in mind for this article. I wonder
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Even Glenn Beck is scared of incoming Chief of Staff/white supremacist Steve Bannon
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
With record 200 million singles, China has entered fourth wave of singledom. "A significant portion of the single population in China freely spend on luxury items, as well as on entertainment such as going to bars and karaoke parlors"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I'll see your Swedish chef that looks like Trump and up it with a Chinese pheasant that sports the same hairstyle
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
The must-have toy that is every parents' nightmare this Christmas is the Hatchimal egg that is so popular it has already sold out
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The 11 best Joe Biden memes as America says bye to its Uncle-in-Chief
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Chinese zoo admits using Siberian huskies as fake wolves. Zoo keepers said there was little physical difference between the two animals, although the huskies taste far better
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Four conservative Catholic cardinals, who seem to be more than a little unclear on how a monarchy works, exactly, issue a letter challenging Pope Francis' teachings on marriage and the family
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump: China's getting a 45% tariff, believe me folks. China: Bring it
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Today's mad libs headline: "Celibate commune in west Michigan generates nostalgia"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
10 of Best Headlines from former Breitbart Chief and now Trump's new Campaign CEO. My favorite: Birth control makes women unattractive and crazy
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Cool, going to Chili's to get a free Veterans Day meal? Got your Military ID, Check, Got your Discharge Papers, Check? Hey, not so fast there, black guy
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Sun November 13, 2016
(THV 11)
 
 
 
"Hey, remember that time I pulled you over for doing 107mph and then realized you were the police chief so I let you go? Ha ha. Yeah, good times"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump chooses white nationalist Steve Bannon as his chief strategist and senior counselor. He'll be in charge of finding solutions to the nation's various problems. Final solutions, if you will
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Will the Seahawks be able to beat the Patriots on their own or will Belichick and Brady ask for a definsive strike from President-elect Trump? It's your SNF thread on NBC starting at 8:30 PM ET
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump appoints GOP chairman Reince Priebus as chief of staff, demonstrating that he's committed to bringing new blood to Washington, draining the swamp, and working outside the beltway
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
If watching bears dance to "Jungle Boogie" is wrong, I don't wanna be right
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Built in the '60s, abandoned in the '90s, explored by a photographer in '16, behold Italian architect Giuseppe Perugini's Casa Sperimentale
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Mom kicks son out of house for voting for Donald Trump. Difficulty: Child is 7 and this was a mock election at school
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Sat November 12, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not only do Russian children have to trudge miles through the snow to get to school, they have to carry axes to fight off hungry wolves
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Redflex executive in charge of bribing Chicago to use red light cameras sentenced to 2½ years in prison and 10% pay cut
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Pizza Day. Arguments about who has the best pizza to the right. (Hint: It's Chicago, haters)
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Risk of catching the flu is related to your birth year. The way to figure that out is to take the current year and subtract the year you were born. If the answer is more than 20 you're probably in trouble
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(Good.is)
 
 
 
Chinese prove they are better at American Football celebrations than Americans. Goodell weighs outsourcing Browns
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Police are searching for a man who violated a Taylor Swift restraining order. If he pursues her much longer, things will turn ugly as he could end up being the subject of an entire album's worth of songs
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Billboard)
 
 
 
China reacts to the results of the presidential election with censorship and mocking of the U.S. Or as it's otherwise known in China, Wednesday
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New species of bird/sheep/dinosaur discovered in China. Meet the oviraptorosaur
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The silver lining to the entire presidential election? Wild child Tiffany Trump could be the most entertaining President's daughter ever
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(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Hey, free chickens
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(Hold the Front Page)
 
 
 
British consumers introduced to naga pepper pizza: "One bite and I was in pieces. It's the hottest thing I've ever tasted. My tongue was on fire, my face was boiling and my hair was soaking wet. I will never eat anything with chilli in it again"
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Sneakier than a greased up gnome, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? Mordheim: City of the Damned as an Undead warband? Catching up on some old favourites? Working your way through your queue? Let us know
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump supporter who called for violent protest if Clinton won the election now says that "temper tantrums from anarchists must be quelled" because... well because of course he does
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Hugo Zacchini, last of world-famous human cannonball family, misses the net
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(Fox 13 Memphis)
 
 
 
Rare birthmark's four-generation streak has mom teaching her daughter to outrun amorous French skunks
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
As a retarded chipmunk once asked: "How's that hopey changey thing working out for ya?"
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
"To you, Mr. Pool. Deadpool. That sounds like a f*cking franchise." 20th Century Fox agrees
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
California Legislative Leaders: Dudes, Trump is totally bogus. But if he tries to harsh our buzz, we won't just chillax and mellow out. Declaración disponible en español
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
For Trump's presidency, what song would you pick to replace Hail to the Chief?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chinese tech tycoon cuts his annual salary to 15 cents. Apparently he got the idea from U.S. CEOs and will pretty much just make up for it with a $250 million annual bonus and stock option
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ohio State Marching Band's amazing halftime show gives epic superheroes a whole new life
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
"Democrats can spend four years raising heirloom tomatoes, meditating, reading Jane Austen, traveling around the country, tasting artisan beers and let the Republicans build the wall and carry on the trade war with China" - Garrison Keillor
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 29-year-old single mother discovers secret to not catching the flu is drinking sperm smoothies: "It can taste really good - depending on what my friend has been eating. My other mates think I'm strange, but I don't give a toss" (w/pics)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sesame Street becomes the latest TV franchise to get a gritty big-screen reboot
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A handy recap of all the personal legal troubles President-Elect Trump still faces, in case you were wondering. All hail the Defendant-in-Chief
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Sweden's Treehotel is branching out with a seventh room
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Wed November 09, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japan introduces extremely lifelike robotic fish. Tastes like chicken ... in a can
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Bill Belichick: Yes, FFS, how many times do I have to say I wrote that love letter to Trump? I did it. I wrote it
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(AOL (UK))
 
 
 
Typical train delays: weather, livestock, stuck track switching. Atypical train delays: naked guy performing a rap song on the tracks
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(Time)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus may become Donald Trump's Chief of Staff. No word if Sarah Palin is still favored to be Sekratary of Edukayshun
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New study says that dangerous driving runs in families. Which means we should immediately revoke the driver's licenses of the children of Nick Nolte, Mel Gibson and Billy Joel
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(Wetpaint)
 
 
 
Mandy Moore says her cat psychically asked her to change his name. And then she goes on to sound a bit crazy, honestly (w/ vid)
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(Dose (Canada))
 
 
 
Mel Gibson, 60, is expecting a child with his 26-year-old girlfriend. With a newborn on the way it will be nice to see a family that goes back to the tradition of living with three generations under the same roof
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
New AI robot developed that has a "brain" and can learn like human children. So don't be surprised when you come home one day to see a machine sitting on your couch playing video games and eating junk food
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump Brexits the world: Asian markets crater, U.S. markets fall, currencies dive, Peso falters, Fear Proxies such as the U.S. dollar, gold and bonds rosey-cheeked and sunny at prospect of battening on the USA's bleaching bones. Thanx, dumbasses
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Between Brady voting for Trump and Belichick owning up to the endorsement letter most Patriots fans are at Def-Con Level 4 cognitive dissonance
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
An hour-by-hour guide to watching election night returns. Spoiler alert: You'll be passed out drunk before we even reach hour 2
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
And the F-35's latest trick: Catching fire in mid-air
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Normally taciturn Coach Belichick supposedly wrote Trump a letter Congratulating his "tremendous campaign," and remarking that he has "always had tremendous respect for you". Sure sounds like Belichick to me
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Whatever happened to the children seen in Soul Asylum's video for Runaway Train?
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The public library in Beaverton, Oregon wins the Helicopter Parents Seal of Approval for threatening to arrest any parent who leaves their kid unsupervised for five minutes. Tag is for the people protecting The Children, you monster
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Chicken apprehended after crossing roads, will be taken downtown and grilled
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Wait, they're releasing a special Deadpool Holiday Edition Blu-Ray, complete with Deadpool in a Christmas sweater? With bonus commentaries and gag reels? DAMMIT SO MUCH all it's missing is a chimichanga
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Did your Fark power ranking go up or down because of Chicago?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Judge orders the release of a chimpanzee ruling that it has "non-human" rights
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(AM New York)
 
 
 
It's your election day drinking game "If the news channel you're watching uses the breaking news banner to announce every state, drink"
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
On-Cor frozen chicken patties recalled because meat filler ingredients should not include blue plastic from "around the time a trim repair was made on belt material"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Having trouble voting today? Edward Snowden shows us how hard it is to hack into a voting machine with a £24 memory card to help you out
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ryan is sure that Trump, who has called Ryan a weak ineffective moronic pussy assed wuss of a man child idiot, can unify the party
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Conservatives are fighting for the moral goods: freedom of religion, freedom of speech, freedom to succeed if you work hard enough to achieve your goals and freedom to enjoy your God-given rights. Why is this not resonating with the American people?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jurors send a $37 million message to Flint, Michigan Police concerning police brutality
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
At age 106, this University of Virginia football statistician still drives (stick) to games, still tailgates, enjoys bacon and milkshakes and watching the coeds even if they don't watch him back
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Mon November 07, 2016
(News24)
 
 
 
China pledges to cut 18% of its carbon emissions by 2020. Finally the air will be clean enough so that the people can read billboards telling them when air pollution warnings are in effect
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(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
This week's episode of OD'd With Children brought to you by Latrobe, PA
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
U.S. Cellular loses $13 million for dropping the naming rights early to the Chicago White Sox ballpark. Which brought a smile to the faces of all the U.S. Cellular customers who have ever been stuck with a $200 early termination fee
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Tomorrow night, when Nevada turns blue on the map and Trump sees all his hopes and dreams turn to ash, he will look up, and he will see "crazy, broken Harry Reid and his corrupt political machine." smiling back at him and waving
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Vegan walks into restaurant, goes into tearful rant about her pet chicken and the murdered animals everyone is eating. In related news, submitter made Violence Chili last night filled with JUICY CHUNKS OF MURDERED COW
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Everyone go home, the mystical Chinese monkey has already predicted Donald Trump will be the next president of the United States. Book it done
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Psychic Scottish goat predicts next U.S. president
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump supporter at rally supports lynching reporters. Reporters report it. See? See?
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Protecting your children, the wise and noble public servants of San Joaquin County, California put the hammer down on the looming menace of ceviche bootlegging
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Sun November 06, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
For the first time in the history of Rugby, Ireland has defeated the New Zealand All Blacks. That's 111 years Cubs fans. Fark: They did it in Chicago
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Week 9 of the NFL season. Will the Steelers defeat the Ravens or will Baltimore pull through? Will Cleveland get that elusive first win against the Cowboys? Will Cam Newton have a big day? What games are you watching? Kickoff is at 1 PM ET
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's not news when a couple adopts four needy children. However, it becomes very unusual when it's in less than 24 hours
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Watching history
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(Some White House Lawyer)
 
 
 
Obama's chief ethics lawyer files complaint formally accusing Comey of violating Hatch Act...oh did I say Obama? I meant George W. Bush
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Sat November 05, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Think of a good and rational response for parents when their child misses the school bus. Now click on the link to compare and contrast
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Native American elector won't vote for Hillary because Bernie did a better job reaching out to his people. I don't think he thought his cunning plan all the way through
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly says Hillary Clinton was "too chicken" to come on her show
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ah November. It brings us some quality football games for us. What big upsets are we bound to see? What games are you watching? Will it be the Tide or Tigers? How about the Huskers and Buckeyes? The games begin at Noon ET
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
With all the stress and strife in the world, what are your comfort books, the books you go to to chill out and take a mental break from the insanity? It's the Zen edition of the Saturday Morning Book Club
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You know you're getting close to Christmas when you see champagne in the vending machines
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Basket of Detainables continues to fill up as Trump supporter holds children at gunpoint
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Chinese buy Dick Clark, presumably with plans to refurbish him
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago releases details and route of the Cubs World Series Victory Parade. Wow. There are five words we never thought we would see in our lifetime. Anyway, parade kicks off at 10 AM CT and WGN is airing it. Here's your Official Discussion Thread
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It's not unusual to fall asleep right after a passionate bout of lovemaking. However it is unusual to fall asleep right after a passionate bout of lovemaking while your car is still in traffic and your children are still in the back seat
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Once again, enjoy the final out of the Cubs' World Series victory as it's called by announcers around the world ... from Chicago and Cleveland to Korea and Russia
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Thu November 03, 2016
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Student suspended for taking extra chicken nugget
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(Salon)
 
 
 
If Trump wins next Tuesday, it won't be like the election of a tyrant overlord. It'll be more like Joffrey Baratheon's reign. Born to wealth, with a child's level of sophistication, cruel and quick to anger, and missed by nobody after four years
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Video proof that Chinese cats are EVIL
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Indians will remain cursed until they remove their outrageously offensive Chief Wahoo logo
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
China in awe of 80-year-old Wang as a half-naked grandpa does his little turn on the catwalk. Yeah, on the catwalk. He shakes his little tush on the catwalk
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Half of Americans can't find anything good on television. The other half are watching robot sex on Westworld
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Maybe the guy who got that Chicago Cubs World Series tattoo last month wasn't so crazy after all
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
You're the owner of the Chicago Cubs and you've just won the World Series. How do you celebrate? You fund lots of anti-Hillary Clinton TV ads, of course
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
The 10 best activities for burning calories, not including punching the wall after the latest Presidential poll numbers
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
"Choose life, choose Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and hope that someone, somewhere cares." Choose watching the "T2 Trainspotting" Official Trailer
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"The reason millennials are catching STIs quicker than they catch Pokémon? Many are simply not using condoms"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Simon Pegg sets off brouhaha on Chinese social media for refusing to eat brains and share dickpics
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Two Year Membership to Cudoo - a library of professional development videos teaching foreign languages, professional, and computer skills. With an international flavor - website says "wildly cultural." (Sponsored Link)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The rain delay in Game 7 of the World Series might have been the thing that helped the Chicago Cubs win the World Series
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Smartphones and tablets in the bedroom disrupt the sleep of children, even if they are off. The news surprised most parents, smartphones have an off button?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
China comes up with appropriate punishment for morons who drive around with their high beams on all the time
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
In what must be a plot cooked up by the Clinton campaign to kill off as many Trump voters as possible before the election, Beyonce will perform with the Dixie Chicks at tonight's CMA awards
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(BBC-US)