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Headlines matching 'champagne'
Wed March 03, 2010
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(Boston Globe) Dumbass Today's "newlywed couple spends their wedding night in jail" is brought to you by Hyannis, Mass  (boston.com) (75)

Sat February 27, 2010
(The Consumerist) Stupid Analysts with too much time on their hands have come to the conclusion Apple hasn't "sold" 1 billion songs, because prior to 2007 songs were all coded with DRM, and consumers don't "own" those songs  (consumerist.com) (87)

Tue February 23, 2010
(Celebslam) Dumbass Note to Paris Hilton: When you're comped 5 bottles of champagne, you should probably leave a tip  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (54)

Fri January 22, 2010
(Yahoo) Unlikely Roman Polanski's wife says he's a "marvelous husband", great with kids  (news.yahoo.com) (66)

Sat January 16, 2010
(Guardian.com) Amusing What's on the iPod of the world's most evil men? While Osama is into B-52s and Whitney Houston and Kim Jong-Il is more of a Clapton fan, Colonel Gaddafi reveals that, like camels and couscous, Lionel Richie is huge in Libya  (guardian.co.uk) (13)

Thu January 14, 2010
(Deadline Hollywood) Asinine Nothing like kicking the crap out of a nice guy who did nothing wrong: If Conan O'Brien doesn't play ball, NBC threatens to keep him off the air for more than 3 years  (deadline.com) (134)

Thu January 07, 2010
(MSNBC) Obvious Mariah Carey explains her rambling drunken speech. Turns out she was drunk  (msnbc.msn.com) (91)

Mon January 04, 2010
(The Local (Sweden)) Strange Swedish police bust international ring of left shoe stealing thieves. Daniel Day-Lewis unavailable for comment  (thelocal.se) (30)

Sun December 13, 2009
(New Zealand Herald) Interesting Just in time for the ball drop: two glasses of Champagne each day is good for you, thanks to several unnamed French scientists  (nzherald.co.nz) (48)

Tue November 24, 2009
(YouTube) Spiffy Hayden Panettiere sprays champagne all over herself purple monkey dishwasher no one is reading this anymore  (youtube.com) (103)

Sun November 15, 2009
(Contact Music) Dumbass Lindsay Lohan refused to pay for two bottles of wine at a bar, because she's Lindsay Lohan, dammit, and should be entitled to free booze  (contactmusic.com) (79)

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