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Headlines matching 'cats'

Wed April 10, 2013

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Terrified cats are terrified source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(55)
		Typical Drink: Obscure micro-brews, including one that they brew right on the premises that smells like a diseased elephant sh**ting out a dead cat source: guyism.com \| share:	(45)
		In celebration of the upcoming Oakland Internet Cat Video Festival, here is an in-depth analysis of internet cat culture. With bonus illustration of famous cats playing poker source: sfbg.com \| share:	(21)

		Dogs and cats living together. China posting a trade DEFICIT. These are truly the end times source: marketwatch.com \| share:	(18)

Tue April 09, 2013

		"The secret life of cats: What you can learn by putting a GPS on your kitty." Subby learned his cat eats, sleeps, poops, and is plotting to kill him. Wait.... I thought that was ALL cats? source: theatlantic.com \| share:	(41)
		News: Cleanliness or lack of it the biggest problem, but the report also included everything from a cockroach infestation to feral cats living beneath a portable building FARK: This is a school they are talking about source: wesh.com \| share:	(27)

Sat April 06, 2013

Mon April 01, 2013

		Pussywillow? source: youtube.com \| share:	(12)
		Drew and great admins, you know there is no politics on April Fool's Day, you might as well close the tab or link everyone to dancing cats. That or I'm drunk or stupid or bored. You know what, here is congress source: youtube.com \| share:	(25)

Sat March 30, 2013

The Kitty Lodge: a retirement home for older cats who were once petted and indulged, then left confused and alone to live out their last years when their owners could no longer care for them. Happy endings are always welcome on Caturday

source: kentucky.com | share:

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Thu March 28, 2013

Egypt catches divers trying to cut the tubes, release all the Lolcats into the sea

source: news.yahoo.com | share:

(27)

Wed March 27, 2013

Fox News describes how to take good lolcat photos. Why they insist that the cats be ideologically pure before taking their photos is anyone's guess

source: foxnews.com | share:

(10)

Tue March 26, 2013

		100 cat's meows source: youtube.com \| share:	(30)
		"Dear Prudence: I run a cat colony, and I think my neighbor is poisoning my cats but I can't prove it. What should I do?" source: slate.com \| share:	(753)

Mon March 25, 2013

Unable to wait until Caturday Zuul is found hiding in the wall moments before the wrecking ball destroyed his home that a plane crashed into 6 days ago

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

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Sun March 24, 2013

Grumpy Cat is not impressed with Time Magazine's photoshoot

source: newsfeed.time.com | share:

(84)

Sat March 23, 2013

Old and busted: remote-controlled drone attacks. New hotness: remote-controlled animal attacks

source: salon.com | share:

(44)

Fri March 22, 2013

Coming hours will decide Cyprus' fate. Dogs and cats already seen shopping for apartments together

source: bbc.co.uk | share:

(20)

Thu March 21, 2013

		Apple applies to patent phones that know they're falling and turn in mid-air to avoid breaking their screens. Subby can't decide whether to fasten one to a cat, or to a piece of buttered toast source: appleinsider.com \| share:	(83)
		What are the craziest places for cat lovers? Pretty much anywhere outside their houses source: nbcnews.com \| share:	(12)

Wed March 20, 2013

		Radioactive rat blamed for latest Fukushima power outage. Japanese officials send in radioactive cats to deal with situation, put radioactive dogs on standby source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(72)
		Do Big Cats like Catnip? part II: Here Comes the Science source: youtube.com \| share:	(32)
		Gates McFadden has apparently gone crazy and now chronicles the adventures of Dr. Beverly Crusher's action figure with Captain Picard drawings and cats source: badassdigest.com \| share:	(38)

Tue March 19, 2013

"Dear Prudence: my girlfriend kisses and makes out with her cat and it really grosses me out. What should I do?"

source: slate.com | share:

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Sat March 16, 2013

		Runt of the (kitty) litter Wadsworth celebrates his 27th birthday doing what a cat should on this, his 1,404th Caturday: "He's like a little old man really, he gets up, goes out, comes in, has his food and then goes back to sleep" source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(1310)
		The oldest species of saber-tooth cat in the Americas discovered in Florida, it's so old it predates the Earth itself source: science.nbcnews.com \| share:	(48)

Fri March 15, 2013

		Haha, suck it Animal Kingdom. Humans rule, you drool. Well, more than you already do source: slate.com \| share:	(22)
		Scientists who never watched any of the Jurassic Park movies are getting closer to resurrecting extinct species. What could possibly go wrong? source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(68)

Mon March 11, 2013

(Some Guy)	"He despised phonies, his 1969 Volvo (which he also loved) . . . Law and Order (all franchises), cats, and Martha Stewart" This and other gems from the finest obituary a man could ever want source: bradfordokeefe.com \| share:	(119)
	Is it humane to bring Grumpy Cat and other Internet famous animals on publicity tours? Does all the exploitation and camera flashes make them grumpy? source: gothamist.com \| share:	(111)
	At South by Southwest, Grumpy Cat gets more attention than Oscar-winning filmmaker Danny Boyle. GOOD source: cnn.com \| share:	(96)

Fri March 08, 2013

		Cats being jerks for no apparent reason source: blog.trutv.com \| share:	(51)
(Some Guy)		Find Hot Local Cats in YOUR AREA source: adultcatfinder.com \| share:	(21)

Thu March 07, 2013

Grumpy Cat, meet Worried Cat

source: telegraph.co.uk | share:

(49)

Wed March 06, 2013

Why use rage faces when you can use a cat? Here are eighteen quite reasonable substitutes. U CAT, BRO?

source: buzzfeed.com | share:

(7)

Mon March 04, 2013

		Rats as big as cats are outnumbering the people in Tehran despite a poisoning campaign launched 13 years ago. Iran's solution? Deploy the snipers source: npr.org \| share:	(106)
		News anchor who had never used the internet before laughs uncontrollably at video of swimming cat source: thestir.cafemom.com \| share:	(56)

Sun March 03, 2013

Road crew breaks brick laying record previously held by the Charlotte Bobcats

source: break.com | share:

(19)

Sat March 02, 2013

		Piers Morgan's viewership drops to 87,000 viewers. Some cat channels on YouTube get more daily viewers source: tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com \| share:	(65)
		Elderly library custodian takes in his girlfriend's 5 cats when she passes away. So what happened to them when he died? The librarians promptly adopt all 5 felines - proving that what goes around, comes around on Caturday source: capitalgazette.com \| share:	(1124)

Fri March 01, 2013

		Animal shelter seeks home for 37-lb cat named Biscuit. Comes with type-2 diabetes, 9 lives, and 12 chins source: stltoday.com \| share:	(32)
		Let see a cat do this. Bonus: pit bull source: rapidcityjournal.com \| share:	(63)

Tue February 26, 2013

		Shaolin blind kitty stealing and the Wu-Tang sword style. If what you say is true, the Shaolin and the Wu-Tang could be dangerous. Do you think your Wu-Tang sword and blind kitty can defeat me? source: www2.ljworld.com \| share:	(80)
		Angry talking cat gets upset when it's punched in the face by other kitty source: youtube.com \| share:	(25)

Sat February 23, 2013

		Hide your cats and don't trust the moon people; it's 12 to the Moon from MST3K season 5, where an international space mission finds a race of evil aliens on the moon. Mike, Servo, and Crow give us a side-splitting episode. "I call it ME Juice" source: youtube.com \| share:	(3)
		These prison inmates are doing hard time - bottle feeding kittens and socializing shelter cats until they are ready for adoption. Book 'em Danno - it's time for Caturday source: kptv.com \| share:	(1228)

Fri February 22, 2013

You know why dogs are better than cats? Dogs teach you how to cook

source: youtube.com | share:

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Wed February 20, 2013

New and busted: Cat walking on your keyboard. Old hotness: Cat walking across your 15th century manuscript. YtR C🐾ÆðYBf ilemY X🐾HſyǷr AO TSiL🐾I dc

source: gawker.com | share:

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Tue February 19, 2013

		Polite cat asks not to be petted source: youtube.com \| share:	(30)
		Cat will only drink out of bottle cap source: youtube.com \| share:	(27)

Sat February 16, 2013

Man discovers 16 cats trapped without food or water in a foreclosed house. He promptly transports all of them to the vet, and pays $1000 for their exams and treatment. Someone invite this guy to join us on Caturday

source: winknews.com | share:

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Fri February 15, 2013

If you see anything better today than this 2000-year-old mummified cat, then you're in a strip joint my friend

source: shortlist.com | share:

(44)

Thu February 14, 2013

NYT journalist gives his side of the Tesla S story. Jeremy Clarkson smiling, stroking cat

source: wheels.blogs.nytimes.com | share:

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Tue February 12, 2013

		Man who was spying on his neighbor through peepholes in her ceiling is caught when she noticed her cats looking up at him. Ceiling cat is so confused source: seattlepi.com \| share:	(25)
		Japan's newest porn trend is kitty porn. And Maru is their Peter North source: japandailypress.com \| share:	(27)
		Years of Democrats being like cats being herded on the open plains works in Reid's favor as he tried to herd the GOP into a corner like sheep to be slaughtered, cows to be milked, llamas to be shaved source: politico.com \| share:	(17)

Mon February 11, 2013

Sequester politics brings together McCain, Pelosi. In other news, fire and brimstone coming down from the skies, rivers and seas boiling, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria

source: blogs.wsj.com | share:

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Sun February 10, 2013

Splashy the cat enjoys bath time. Oh, yeah, she's hairless

source: liveleak.com | share:

(13)

Sat February 09, 2013

		Scientists find a way to improve on the buttered-toast-and-a-cat perpetual motion machine, but find it difficult to fasten the buttered toast to aphids source: npr.org \| share:	(16)
		An overweight cat named 'Holly' regularly swims at the Olde Towne Pet Resort in Virginia, to lose weight so she will be ready to sport a sexy two piece come Caturday source: opposingviews.com \| share:	(1031)

Fri February 08, 2013

Wed February 06, 2013

		The Monopoly iron was a remnant of metal-working in Chicago. So there you go. A small, metallic bit of American history. Tossed out for a cat source: theweek.com \| share:	(170)
		"Would you vote for a tax increase if it meant saving a cat's life?" source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	(90)

Tue February 05, 2013

(Some Guy)		Ceiling cat is sad to announce the death of Long Cat source: rr.com \| share:	(74)
		Fark-ready headline: Cat urine leads to road rage attack. With pic of what a cat may look like source: motorauthority.com \| share:	(39)

Mon February 04, 2013

(Mess with a painting)

Theme: We had the cats in album covers, so now it's time for cats in classic paintings

source: statattacksports.com | share:

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Sat February 02, 2013

New book examines why Americans still COME to the Renaissance Faire after death of 60s counterculture that spawned it

source: slate.com | share:

(139)

Thu January 31, 2013

		Cat narrowly escapes death from pack of wild dogs. Warning, graphic source: youtube.com \| share:	(59)
		Dogs, cats, and horses are OK to eat, but the Swiss draw the line at mouse paté source: thelocal.ch \| share:	(14)

Wed January 30, 2013

You just don't hear the phrase "Sundance Award-Winning Cat Video" enough

source: dailygrindhouse.com | share:

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Tue January 29, 2013

		Your cute, fluffy cat is really a malevolent, cold-blooded murderer source: nytimes.com \| share:	(191)
		If you're worried iPads don't have enough storage for all your cat videos and food pictures, Apple has a solution source: nbcnews.com \| share:	(171)
		Your favorite album covers, now with more cats source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(43)

Mon January 28, 2013

		Do you hate it when your cat's hair gets in your food? This woman not only doesn't mind, she takes it straight from the source. And don't even ASK how she puts on lipstick source: gawker.com \| share:	(51)
		Steven Soderbergh endorses Fancy Feast. "When I open the cans for my cats, my mouth waters. You could serve the stuff on a cracker" source: vulture.com \| share:	(62)

Sun January 27, 2013

Prosecutors surprised by new black market in toner cartridges, want to make sure the charges are clear and fuse. Hope to set a precedent that scares away any copycats

source: bigstory.ap.org | share:

(31)

Sat January 26, 2013

Pod of sperm whales, tired of reading sappy stories about cats and dogs, adopt a dolphin with a spinal deformity

source: news.sciencemag.org | share:

(15)

Fri January 25, 2013

		Kind of like Cats the Musical, but with Nazis source: bigstory.ap.org \| share:	(37)
		Japanese housing company designs world's first dream home for cats and their crazy ladies, featuring open air cat walks, platforms to jump from, tunnels to explore, and "a special spot in the bathroom for a litter box" source: japandailypress.com \| share:	(33)
		Fletcher, meet snow. Snow, entertain Fletcher source: youtube.com \| share:	(6)
		Prepare for a dust storm. Actual headline: Cat born without leg bones getting operation thanks to Facebook donors (w/video) source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(87)

Thu January 24, 2013

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but even she never expected rocket-propelled cats

source: theatlantic.com | share:

(64)

Wed January 23, 2013

Catdance elevates the cat video to Sundance level. Honey badger demands a recount

source: usatoday.com | share:

(5)

Tue January 22, 2013

NZ man touts final solution. Fark: for cats

source: theweek.com | share:

(106)

Sun January 20, 2013

		♫ Cat helps out with the laundry. Cat helps out with the laundry. Cat helps out with laundry, and catches all the socks. ♫ source: youtube.com \| share:	(16)
		Cat's nocturnal caper foiled by clever use of aluminum product source: liveleak.com \| share:	(27)
		For those of you out there unlucky enough to not have a cat friend, here is a handy guide on how to pet one source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	(84)
		Catnip: a dangerous recreational drug for cats and the subject of a Sundance short source: youtube.com \| share:	(17)

Sat January 19, 2013

In a followup we find out that Tiny the very fat cat loses half his body weight, finds a new home and is looking quite handsome just in time for Caturday

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

(1087)

Fri January 18, 2013

What do CFL players do in the offseason? Why they go to Mexico to save stray cats and dogs of course (Is it just me or is it a little bit dusty in here?)

source: cbc.ca | share:

(27)

Tue January 15, 2013

World-record pussy eating competition foiled by road accident in Guangdong, China

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

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Mon January 14, 2013

		Armed landlord breaks into tenants' home, threatens family for killing his cat, making his mom sick, keeping him a virgin source: www2.tbo.com \| share:	(67)
		Cat beats stupid stock-brokers in year-long money-making exercise. Spends profits on an explosive tennis ball to kill dog source: shortlist.com \| share:	(26)

Sun January 13, 2013

Cat Fu

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(23)

Fri January 11, 2013

		Woman sees Les Miserables 957 times. No word on who was taking care of her cats source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(78)
		If cats had Twitter source: shortlist.com \| share:	(19)

Thu January 10, 2013

(Some Guy)		Two cats one cup source: vid4fun.com \| share:	(14)
		Monopoly fires the thimble and wheelbarrow; looking to hire a robot, diamond ring, cat or guitar source: wibafm.com \| share:	(46)

Sat January 05, 2013

		More proof cats are better pets than dogs: a dog may guard your house, but a cat will help you break out of prison source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(42)
		Blind dog gets the greatest gift when he gets the world's first seeing-eye cat just in time for Caturday source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(1109)

Fri January 04, 2013

Ladies and gentlemen, meet the Twilight fan with dead cats tattooed on her back. Yes, one of them has a monocle

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Thu January 03, 2013

Will tonight be Chip Kelly's last game? Will Bill Snyder turn into the Cryptkeeper? Will the Ducks or the Wildcats prevail? Find out tonight in the BCS Fiesta Bowl- 8:30 pm on ESPN

source: scores.espn.go.com | share:

(383)

Sun December 30, 2012

The Pope intervenes in continuing struggle against slaughtering dogs, cats for meat in ... Switzerland?

source: thelocal.ch | share:

(63)

Sat December 29, 2012

		Your dog needs his own full-spectrum lighting to overcome Seasonal Affective Disorder. The cat is sitting in the dark laughing both of you source: katu.com \| share:	(17)
		Feud over Frankie the cat leaves a family with a £20,000 legal bill after the 'foster owner' refuses to hand him back. Can't we all just get along on Caturday? source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(1483)

Wed December 26, 2012

The Anne Hathaway catsuit that never was

source: comicbookmovie.com | share:

(35)

Tue December 25, 2012

Christmas tree cats take over the holidays just in time for Caturmas

source: sarasota.patch.com | share:

(40)

Sat December 22, 2012

Some cats are very intelligent. This is not one of them

source: liveleak.com | share:

(15)

Fri December 21, 2012

Happy Holidays from the LadyCats, the best thing about the Charlotte Bobcats

source: withleather.uproxx.com | share:

(19)

Thu December 20, 2012

		New genetic test now makes it possible to track your cat's ma and paw source: mnn.com \| share:	(11)
		Someone once compared getting consensus in Congress to herding cats. The analogy still holds but now you'll have to imagine that the cats are angry and brain damaged source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(136)

Wed December 19, 2012

		Germans teach their cats some pretty weird tricks source: liveleak.com \| share:	(15)
		The art of Grumpy Cat source: thefrisky.com \| share:	(33)
		Proving that America is winning the Photo-arms race, here are 30 of the year's best photobombs source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	(58)
		Subby was having a bad day, then she found this video of cats vs printers source: youtube.com \| share:	(14)

Tue December 18, 2012

Back in the 1800s, fishermen on one island mistakenly thought that feeding the local cats would bring them wealth and fortune. Boy, were they wrong

source: mnn.com | share:

(85)

Sat December 15, 2012

Since it is that time of the year, here is your list of the 30 Most Important Cats of 2012. Yes, Lil Bub is on there, and so is Tarder Sauce (aka Grumpy Cat). And they got #1 right for once. Includes lots of pics and videos, just in time for Caturday

source: buzzfeed.com | share:

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Fri December 14, 2012

		Dog honks horn to alert humans to the horrible conditions he and a couple of cats were enduring source: sunnewsnetwork.ca \| share:	(53)
(Some Guy)		Cats in Christmas Trees. Merry Caturday source: lovethesepics.com \| share:	(9)

Thu December 13, 2012

Purring cats offered for rent in Siberia

source: english.pravda.ru | share:

(21)

Tue December 11, 2012

		To get your mind off the problems of the world, here's over 4 minutes of cats on treadmills source: withleather.uproxx.com \| share:	(20)
		Mich. Democrats: If you pass this, you will not reason with us, you cannot control us. There shall be chaos in the streets. Cats and dogs living together. Muslims and Jews breaking bread. Chaos, utter chaos source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(526)
		He was an old man who lived alone in a house in Key West, and he had gone 51 years now without making his cats into a federal case source: csmonitor.com \| share:	(104)
		In the eighties, visionaries dreamed of genetically engineering cat-sized rhinos, carrot-root tomatoes, and plants that taste like meat source: blogs.smithsonianmag.com \| share:	(32)

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