Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		NBC making some big changes to the casting of "Parks and Rec" and "The Office", which you'd be concerned about if you actually watched either of those shows  (examiner.com)	(113)

		If you think the Captain America casting is a clusterfark, well, you're right, but so were these other movies and they turned out alright, most of them at least  (cinematical.com)	(31)
(Some Gandolf)		Ian McKellen says The Hobbit will begin its overproduced and boring filming in June. Still nothing about the Magneto prequel, I see  (digitalspy.com)	(123)

(Some Megashark)

The Sci-Fi Channel's upcoming "Sharktopus" gets an air of legitimacy by casting Eric Roberts  (digitalspy.com)

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		The future of broadband: broadcasting data with desk lamps  (sciencedaily.com)	(23)
		Chris Evans and the Tron guy are now the frontrunners to portray Captain America. Well, at least we know Tron guy has a big package  (io9.com)	(36)

		Before he died, Corey Haim turned down an offer to appear on "Celebrity Rehab," saying "It's the last show I'd ever do." Yeah, probably  (tmz.com)	(57)
		"First I'm going to find out how I'm going to sound. I'm going to get back on a Mongolian pony and ride like the wind. I'm going to flash my scimitar. I'm going to cut the nuts off Conan and his father"  (movies.ign.com)	(23)

Dane Cook and the Jonas Brothers auditioned for Captain America roles? That's not even funny to joke about  (slashfilm.com)

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Seattle unveils real-time weather forecasting system that tells citizens exactly where and when rain is falling, beyond simplistic and low-tech "outside" and "right now"  (seattletimes.nwsource.com)

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		A look back at cases of fanboy outrage over the casting of the biggest comic book movies. Not sure if article is serious?  (movies.ign.com)	(57)
		Hugh Jackman may play Lyndon Johnson in a movie about Martin Luther King before he does Wolverine 2? Whaaaa???  (chud.com)	(34)

Apparently, while nobody was looking, Zak Penn went ahead and finished up the Avengers screenplay  (movies.ign.com)

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So, if you're casting "Angel", the "chief nurse who never loses her cool and is always compassionate", of course you cast Janeane Garofalo  (ausiellofiles.ew.com)

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		The casting for the upcoming Captain America movie, which the director said he wanted done by March 1st, has become a complete and total clusterfark  (chud.com)	(84)
(Some Whiplash)		For some reason, a casting director thinks Mickey Rouke would make a great addition for the new Conan movie. Well, at least Rourke's a little funnier than Leno  (digitalspy.com)	(26)

		Subby doesn't know what's more amazing; that somebody somewhere said "you know who needs a movie made about them? Eva Braun, Hitler's special lady friend," or that somebody else somewhere agreed  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com)	(56)
		Matt Damon and Jake Gyllenhaal turned down Sam Worthington's role in "Avatar." Damon I can see, he's got a career, but Jake, man, when James Cameron calls you, you need to answer it  (cinematical.com)	(107)

Kristen Stewart says her role in Twilight is more difficult than people realize. Apparently, slowly blinking, delivering poorly written dialogue, and looking wooden is "hard"  (mtv.com)

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William Shatner set to star in pilot of "Shat my dad says"  (hollywoodreporter.com)

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		"Twilight: Breaking Dawn" may be in 3-D, which could make the birth scene absolutely epic  (cinematical.com)	(68)
(PopMatters)		Putting aside the music, the history of the Velvet Underground is marked not by innovation or inspiration, but by frustration and disappointment  (popmatters.com)	(47)

Tony Todd sits down for an interview and discusses his performances on shows like "24" and "Chuck," his work with Michael Bay and Oliver Stone, and his most famous role as Candyman. Candyman. Candyman. Candyman. Candym-  (denofgeek.com)

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Struggling screenwriters everywhere about to be pushed over the edge by news that the "Stretch Armstong" movie is about to be made, starring one of those sparkly monster kids  (aintitcool.com)

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(Some Guy)

Facebook planning to offer full webmail under "Project Titan". Guffaw. No, no, I'm sure "Project Trojan Ribbed" will be huge. Project "King Condom" should be stiff competition to Gmail. Zip it  (techcrunch.com)

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(GeekWeek)

The 20 greatest extended takes in movie history, all on one slideshow-free page - and yes, the one you think should be at #1 is at #1  (geekweek.com)

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...the prophet, whose name was Screven, uttered to them this oracle: "lo from the topmost roof to the pavement Sun Cloud trickles, forecasting the dire unavoidable evil. Forth with you from the shrine, and steep your soul in Java"  (sfgate.com)

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(Collider)

Coen Brothers' version of "True Grit" set to arrive on Christmas Day, which gives everyone plenty of time to figure out how this remake rapes their childhood  (collider.com)

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Yeah, Hollywood's out of ideas, but what happens when you combine a lack of ideas with 3D? Brad Pitt as a dancing penguin in "Happy Feet 2"  (examiner.com)

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Citadel Broadcasting Corporation files for bankruptcy because no one listens to commercial radio anymore  (bloomberg.com)

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(BND)

Flight attendants are suing national weather forecasting service over turbulence  (bnd.com)

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"Republicans threaten health care read-a-thon". This should end well  (news.yahoo.com)

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		Skeptics skeptical about skeptics skeptical about global warming skepticism  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)	(97)
(Hulu)		It's been 20 years since 'The Simpsons' debuted on television. Discussions about how the show hasn't been good for ten years to the right  (hulu.com)	(84)

Charlize Theron has casting couch horror stories from when she first came to Hollywood at age 19. Oh, please, dear God, let there be pictures  (contactmusic.com)

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		Q&A with Dave Foley, who now looks like Chastity Bono  (avclub.com)	(56)
		In the most ingenious casting move ever, Russell Crowe to play a really pissed-off Robin Hood  (denofgeek.com)	(82)

		"At this point, Lieberman seems primarily motivated by torturing liberals. That is to say, he seems willing to cause the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people in order to settle an old electoral score"  (voices.washingtonpost.com)	(366)
		Tawny Kitaen and nine other ways to make a bad video for a good song  (avclub.com)	(71)

(chattahbox.com)

"There is a lively discussion on [Peter] Watts' case on the site Fark.com." In related news, Fark has lively discussions. (shoutout appears in the 5th paragraph from the bottom)  (chattahbox.com)

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		Unlike "Everybody Loves Raymond," Ray Romano's new show "Men of a Certain Age" will actually be worth watching  (latimes.com)	(68)
		Smile, you're on Google's candid camera  (techeblog.com)	(35)

(Some Guy)

Not News: People steal video-game account information. News: It's a crime. Fark: The police arrest someone for it  (sophos.com)

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Security camera footage of the large meteor over Utah as it lights up the night sky, casting shadows and overexposes cameras  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)

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