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Headlines matching 'cars'
Mon May 28, 2012
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(Humans Invent) Cool Testing 2.0: The ghost city built to test future technologies - from wireless networks to driverless cars  (humansinvent.com) (13)


Sun May 27, 2012
(NASCAR) Spiffy The King's cars sweep the front row, while Danica Patrick and Kurt Busch race the start-and-park crowd. Your racing trifecta ends with the Coca-Cola 600, live from Charlotte at 5:30PM ET on Fox  (nascar.com) (lots)
(Yahoo) Obvious The Death List: Cars that aren't coming back for 2013. Subby will sob for Saab, the rest shall not be missed  (autos.yahoo.com) (295)


Sat May 26, 2012
(Bend Bulletin) Cool Video games being used to train new generation of auto technicians. By the way, subby knows a great mechanic for when you get laser or rocket damage to your ride, he graduated from Sega University with a specialty in rocket-jump cars  (bendbulletin.com) (18)


Fri May 25, 2012
(Mirror.co.uk) Cool Some people write "wash me" on dirty cars. Then there's this guy  (mirror.co.uk) (69)
(msnbc) Interesting 17% of Americans now consider themselves tech geeks, have the wedgie scars to prove it  (technolog.msnbc.msn.com) (85)


Wed May 23, 2012
(Wired) Cool Alfa and Mazda unite to bring new Spyder to bear, will this be the first Italian car that actually runs?  (wired.com) (67)
(CBC) Stupid Albertan run over by 26 train cars, gets up, picks up beer and walks away. "Police say alcohol along with his small stature likely saved him"  (cbc.ca) (27)
(WRCB-TV) Amusing The quaint Southern tradition of parking your car on your lawn is coming under attack. No word on whether that includes cars up on cinder blocks or not  (wrcbtv.com) (43)


Tue May 22, 2012
(C|Net) Interesting Government sets minimum noise standards for hybrid and electric cars based on testing scale from 0 to Ford  (news.cnet.com) (63)
(Boston.com) Dumbass Not news: Grandma lets granddaughter test drive her car. Fark: 10-year old granddaughter hits three cars in a McDonald's parking lot  (boston.com) (23)
(Washington Post) Stupid It's been at least a day or two since you've read about a bullshiat trend made up by a newspaper to fill column inches, right? Pining for one? Okay, here you go: American youth don't want cars anymore, they want web mobility  (washingtonpost.com) (55)


Tue May 15, 2012
(TechEBlog) Cool You won't even need a penis after this car  (techeblog.com) (69)


Mon May 14, 2012
(Jalopnik) Cool The oldest cars still in production  (jalopnik.com) (40)
(NYPost) Interesting Ever wonder where the irreplaceable 4000 hours of Carson's Tonight Show tapes are immaculately stored?  (nypost.com) (73)
(KABB) Fail 2008: City installs beautiful fountain in middle of roundabout. 2012: City finally decides to remove eyesore of a fountain from middle of roundabout due to it being hit by cars 26 times in 3 1/2 years  (foxsanantonio.com) (92)


Thu May 10, 2012
(Slate) Weird Most new cars now have a little arrow on one side of the gas pump icon on the fuel gauge. It actually means something--but what?  (slate.com) (259)


Wed May 09, 2012
(Jalopnik) Strange "The answer is I don't sit around twiddle-farking my life away, playing video games, watching TV or movies, which is what a lot of those guys waste their time doing" - says some guy building his own car  (jalopnik.com) (48)


Mon May 07, 2012
(MSN) Fail "Seven Things He Worships About Your Body". Those aren't on there. Neither is that. Unless you meant scars  (living.msn.com) (390)


Thu May 03, 2012
(Some Raiders fan) Amusing Carson Palmer will be protected by a giant Wang  (silverandblackpride.com) (12)


Wed May 02, 2012
(WPTV) Florida A bunch of guys decide to turn off their GPS devices, hide their cars, go home and watch a movie. Fark: They're on-duty deputies and sergeants  (wptv.com) (71)
(Some Guy) Spiffy People are re-discovering manual transmissions in cars. Women apparently not asked about this  (autoblog.com) (492)


Sat April 28, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Former USC QB Matt Leinart expected to sign with Oakland Raiders, to back up former USC QB Carson Palmer  (cbssports.com) (48)


Fri April 27, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting One in five drivers would pay $3,000 to never again be at fault for a car accident  (theverge.com) (73)


Thu April 26, 2012
(Yahoo) PSA Speed cameras now have lasers that can target individual cars. So don't be surprised if the car passing you suddenly explodes  (au.news.yahoo.com) (49)


Wed April 25, 2012
(Jalopnik) Cool Wait, is that really a Toyota?  (jalopnik.com) (90)
(MSN) Amusing New Yorkers complaining about too many people having sex in their cars (with a helpful picture of what people having sex in a car may look like)  (now.msn.com) (95)


Mon April 23, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Getting drunk and crashing into a police Blood Alcohol Testing Van and clipping two patrol cars is no way to drum up business, Miss hospital spokeswoman  (blogs.houstonpress.com) (27)


Sat April 21, 2012
(Times Herald Record (NY)) Obvious Never give Darwin a second swing: man clips several parked cars, flees, and a few minutes later says hello to Mr. Tractor Trailer  (recordonline.com) (32)


Fri April 20, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Re-evaluating the Carson Palmer trade in hindsight  (bayarea.sbnation.com) (54)


Thu April 19, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing NY Subway cars are bastions of good will, especially for pregnant women. Unless they're Red Sox fans  (940winz.com) (109)


Wed April 18, 2012
(io9) Scary The day your car kidnaps you  (io9.com) (14)
(truTV) Video Shouldn't everyone be smart enough to NOT steal the bait car that's been blatantly set up mere feet away from a squad of several cop cars that are in plain sight? Yes, but this guy isn't everyone  (trutv.com) (67)


Tue April 17, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool This is an obituary worthy of FARK. "He enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died," Cause of death? "stubborn, refusing to follow doctors' orders and raising hell for more than six decades"  (hlntv.com) (112)


Sun April 15, 2012
(Seattle Times) Cool In 1962, third-graders predicted that in the future people would have their own rockets, drive flying cars, and eat paste from tubes  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (69)


Fri April 13, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting Scientists say that having a second x chromosone apparently makes it much more difficult to distinguish between the gas and brake pedals on a car. Hey, don't get mad at me, this is SCIENCE  (news.yahoo.com) (41)


Thu April 12, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious And now for something completely different: An impartial, unbiased, and thorough article by ExxonMobil concludes that petroleum is the best fuel for cars  (exxonmobilperspectives.com) (34)


Tue April 10, 2012
(NYPost) Hero Cool: 102-year-old Bronx man is still parking cars for a living. Hero: And has a girlfriend less than half his age  (nypost.com) (19)
(Slate) Scary Americans are losing their ability to walk, relying too much on cars. Wasn't this exactly what happened in Wall-E?  (slate.com) (508)


Mon April 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Study says most hybrid drivers won't buy another one after their first one - so much for hybrid loyalty. That, and saving the planet  (green.autoblog.com) (235)


Sun April 08, 2012
(Daily Mail) Cool If you could buy it, this would be the world's most expensive car. A photographic homage to one of the finest cars ever built, the Mercedes-Benz 300 SL  (dailymail.co.uk) (111)
(Business Insider) Interesting 40 years after Japanese cars took over the American market, Japan itself is still behind a nearly impenetrable trade barrier  (businessinsider.com) (42)


Thu April 05, 2012
(Heavy) Spiffy The sexiest, curviest models from the upcoming NY International Auto Show. Fark: They're all cars  (heavy.com) (39)
(The Alton Telegraph) Scary One would think that they would stop parking their cars in the same spot  (thetelegraph.com) (84)


Wed April 04, 2012
(Jalopnik) Followup Why the flying car everyone is going crazy about isn't really a flying car  (jalopnik.com) (34)


Tue April 03, 2012
(LA Times) Scary Well how about that. Cars actually DO burst into flames when they fall off cliffs  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (45)
(WTSP) Florida Never mind all of the rusty cars and boats, Sarasota's code enforcement has a new focus for its crackdowns: Tube Dudes  (wtsp.com) (52)
(RNW) Spiffy Dutch scientists invent flying car that will be commercially available in 2014. You bet there's a video  (rnw.nl) (31)


Mon April 02, 2012
(ABC) Obvious Calif. set to release $68.4B high-speed rail plan because it will help (a) the impoverished travel affordably between SF and LA, (b) the environment, as people will choose this over their cars, or (c) the contractors  (abcnews.go.com) (198)


Sat March 31, 2012
(ESPN) Asinine Florida hoops player arrested "after a foot chase that also involved several police cars" for allegedly: A) assaulting someone, B) attempting to purchase drugs, C) stealing a $3 taco  (espn.go.com) (25)


Fri March 30, 2012
(Cracked) Misc 5 acts cheated out of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Complete and unabridged list over there →  (cracked.com) (285)


Thu March 29, 2012
(Warming Glow) Followup Carson Daly apologizes for being a homophobic douchebag  (warmingglow.uproxx.com) (95)
(The Register) Interesting Bored of burning money, cars & servants, this year, tomb sweepers will be mostly burning iPads. Because the dead like their tablets  (theregister.co.uk) (18)
(TMZ) Dumbass Carson Daly ensures he will never work in Hollywood again  (tmz.com) (94)


Wed March 28, 2012
(Newser) Asinine Mitt Romney is cool with elevators for cars (at least, when they're his cars), but his record as governor of Massachusetts shows in two instances, he wasn't so hot on elevators for humans with disabilities  (newser.com) (47)


Sat March 24, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious Looks like Consumer Reports knows bagels as well as they do cars...not at all  (bites.today.msnbc.msn.com) (173)
(Some Guy) Fail The Elite 8 American Cars. List includes the Chevy Volt explaining why the Fail tag was invented  (editorial.autos.msn.com) (259)


Tue March 20, 2012
(Forbes) Fail The ten worst-built cars of 2012. Or, what the taxpayers got in return for saving GM, Chrysler and the UAW  (forbes.com) (460)


Sat March 17, 2012
(Jalopnik) Cool In honor of St. Drinking Day we celebrate the only good car to ever come out of Drinkytown  (jalopnik.com) (29)


Fri March 16, 2012
(Deadline) Fail Despite the still-fresh scars of the Mike Myers version, Hollywood is going ahead with A Cat in the Hat reboot  (deadline.com) (38)


Thu March 15, 2012
(Jalopnik) Obvious I love Fark.com  (jalopnik.com) (36)


Wed March 14, 2012
(CNN) Scary One killed in courthouse shooting in Texas. That doesn't sound like Texas. "This guy was driving crazy, and he was shooting, and we were shooting, and people were ducking under cars." Okay, NOW it sounds like Texas  (cnn.com) (83)
(CTV) Weird Finding potholes? There's an app for th-*ka-chunk* Goddamnit  (montreal.ctv.ca) (7)


Tue March 13, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange Attention all cars, attention all cars, be on the lookout for a suspect who stole a 500 pound beehive from a restaurant. Suspect is described as COVERED IN BEES  (kltv.com) (72)
(Chronicle Herald) Strange Cops probe why subcompact drove over two cars. As for how, you can't explain that  (thechronicleherald.ca) (25)


Mon March 12, 2012
(YouTube) Cool Somehow, even something as boring as drifting is kinda neat when you're using RC cars  (youtube.com) (19)


Sun March 11, 2012
(NASCAR) Spiffy Will Jimmie and Kyle move up after going to back-up cars? Does anyone hope they didn't forget to set their clocks forward? Kasey Kahne on the pole for the NASCAR Kobalt Tools 400 in Vegas, baby 3 PM EDT on FOX  (nascar.com) (649)
(io9) Interesting Not news: Dog gets run over while chasing a car. News: It was a robot dog. Fark: In 1939  (io9.com) (23)


Fri March 09, 2012
(Rotten Tomatoes) Fail So how are movies faring, right after the Oscars where we celebrate the best of the artform? Of the top 10 movies at the box office this week, all 10 have a "rotten" score on Rotten Tomatoes  (rottentomatoes.com) (44)
(My Fox DC) Fail Before showing off the new, million dollar train cars, make sure the station names are spelled correctly  (myfoxdc.com) (30)
(Huffington Post) Fail Toyota recalls 681,000 U.S. cars for various problems. This year the only thing Toyota can't recall is the last time they made a car without any defects  (huffingtonpost.com) (54)


Wed March 07, 2012
(My Fox DC) Florida Miami-Dade police are not allowed to transport animals to veterinarians, children to school, or mattresses on top of their patrol cars  (myfoxdc.com) (32)


Mon March 05, 2012
(Fond du Lac Reporter) Stupid Good news alcoholics: Mercedes is making flying cars. And if you drive 'em while intoxicated you can keep your license - as long as you're friends with the District Attorney. (With video goodness of "flying" car arrest)  (fdlreporter.com) (72)
(Short List) Dumbass Good news: "that scene" from Die Another Day gets recreated in new advert. Bad news: that scene involves 0% Halle Berry and 100% invisible car  (shortlist.com) (13)


Sat March 03, 2012
(The Atlantic) Interesting "What Intersections Would Look Like in a World of Driverless Cars". Judging by the animation, intersections in a world of driverless cars would sound alot like "AAHHHHHHHHHH HOLY shiatTTTTTTTTTT AAHHHHHHHHHH"  (theatlanticcities.com) (126)


Fri March 02, 2012
(Yahoo) Strange Date night: Husband and wife regularly hire a babysitter to look after their children, go out to dinner, and then drive the streets looking for abandoned cars to set alight  (au.news.yahoo.com) (34)
(Some Guy) Scary Remember the old joke, "What if computer companies built cars?" Well, Google's got its self-driving cars, and now Apple's hiring automotive engineers  (appleinsider.com) (67)


Thu March 01, 2012
(MSNBC) Unlikely Employers want the return of Vocational Tech programs since high school graduates entering the workforce now need to know how to fix cars, repair refrigeration, work the Slurpee machine  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (119)
(Eater.com) Cool You'll forget about flying cars once you experience the cupcake ATM. Gentlemen, the future is now  (la.eater.com) (42)


Wed February 29, 2012
(Jalopnik) Cool 10 most advanced cars of their decades  (jalopnik.com) (64)
(Daily Mail) Silly £5M? It doesn't even have airbags, GPS or power steering. What a ripoff  (dailymail.co.uk) (12)


Tue February 28, 2012
(My Fox DC) Interesting Global warming sends 36 cars through the ice at Wisconsin fishing tournament  (myfoxdc.com) (56)


Mon February 27, 2012
(Uproxx) Cool Bryan Cranston wore a pair of Breaking Bad-themed Chuck Taylors to the Independent Spirit Awards, another reason the Independent Spirit Awards are so much better than the Oscars  (uproxx.com) (104)
(Some Guy) Amusing The 50 greatest movie freakouts is the perfect cure for last night's Oscars. And in other news, Billy Crystal was actually a Comedybot 5000 controlled by Jay Leno (NSFW language)  (worldwideinterweb.com) (46)
(Some Guy) Followup Those who thought they caught a flash of Jennifer Lopez's nipple through her sheer gown at the Oscars are a) extremely sad, lonely, people b) mistaken  (ivillage.com) (24)
(TMZ) Amusing Sacha Baron Cohen rubs his ash all over Ryan Seacrest at the Oscars  (tmz.com) (108)


Sun February 26, 2012
(Entertainment Weekly) Cool Will Billy Crystal bring dignity and humor back to The Oscars? Will The Artist silently dominate? What will Ben Stiller dress up as this year? It's your Official Academy Awards Discussion Thread, 7:30 PM on ABC  (ew.com) (lots)
(YouTube) Cool Compilation of classic cars driving Mulholland Highway near Malibu will fulfill your car porn needs for the day  (youtube.com) (26)


Thu February 23, 2012
(Comedy.Com) Cool Every Billy Crystal Oscars opening... this is why he should have never left  (comedy.com) (60)
(HitFix) Followup Sacha Baron Cohen NOT banned from Oscars...yet  (hitfix.com) (13)
(Some Old Guy) Cool If you've always dreamed of having a Flintstones car of your own, today is your lucky day  (kirotv.com) (8)


Wed February 22, 2012
(Deadline) Asinine Sacha Baron Cohen has been banned from the Oscars. Very nice, not  (deadline.com) (115)
(Jalopnik) Stupid I've heard of "bricking" a cell phone before, but never a car. And cell phones don't have $40,000 repair bills either  (jalopnik.com) (81)
(Gothamist) Amusing Over 40 years before the Jetsons and flying cars, the people of 1919 NYC were planning circular runways around Manhattan for commuters' personal airplanes  (gothamist.com) (43)
(CNN) Unlikely "Can Danica Patrick win the Daytona 500?" Sure, if the other 42 cars fail to start  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (65)
(Jalopnik) Asinine The cars of Douchebag University  (jalopnik.com) (61)
(Daily Mail) Stupid Headline: "Female photographer travels America to peer inside a truly masculine domain... that doesn't always involve cars". Article: 8 out of 16 pictured involve transportation  (dailymail.co.uk) (35)


Tue February 21, 2012
(CNN) Cool Coming to a future highway near you: TCAS for cars. Don't know what TCAS is? Ask a pilot  (money.cnn.com) (65)
(Sun Sentinel) Strange South Florida residents finding sticky white goo all over cars and plants. Ron Jeremy, Peter North claim they were in California the whole time  (sun-sentinel.com) (20)
(Washington Post) Strange Cars from Detroit, South Korea, and Japan are now virtually indistinguishable from one another in quality and price. "You can't really screw up too badly in terms of your vehicle choice"  (washingtonpost.com) (108)


Mon February 20, 2012
(AL.com) Strange Alabama. Where you don't need alcohol or drugs as an excuse to drive naked down the highway crashing into multiple cars along the way  (blog.al.com) (32)
(Short List) Obvious Turns out that men incapable of controlling their bladders are deemed capable of controlling who wins Oscars  (shortlist.com) (44)


Sun February 19, 2012
(TwinCities.com) Spiffy Duesenberg Motors Inc restarts manufacture of their classic car line with ultimate goal of producing luxury automobiles that will be "a considerable step above a Rolls-Royce or a Bentley." Should be a doozy  (twincities.com) (42)


Tue February 14, 2012
(CSMonitor) PSA Electric cars prolong a destructive, car-centric lifestyle. And help you pick up socially conscious women. But at least feel guilty about it, OK?  (csmonitor.com) (234)
(Nola.com) Stupid News: Two cars fighting gun battle on Interstate accidentally fire into car of innocent women. Fark: Shooter pulls over to apologize  (nola.com) (37)


Mon February 13, 2012
(Yahoo) Ironic The man who ordered the assassination of an Iranian nuclear scientist by attaching a bomb to his car denounces the Iranian-backed "terrorists" who attached bombs to cars of his ambassadors in Georgia and India  (news.yahoo.com) (150)
(Cracked) Amusing Best note EVER left on a dented car  (cracked.com) (104)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Yahoo) Fail Just like their cars, two Ford execs quit after 25,000 miles  (finance.yahoo.com) (21)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Wired) Interesting Are robot cars legal? If not, who volunteers to tell them?  (wired.com) (46)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Guardian) Weird Millionaires buy sports cars, billionaires buy football teams, mega-billionaires buy climate change  (guardian.co.uk) (106)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Bloomberg) Amusing Some Carson City prostitutes are donating their tips to Ron Paul. Just the tips?  (bloomberg.com) (33)
(Yahoo) Amusing This is why you don't let the inmates print the logos for the side of your police cars  (news.yahoo.com) (142)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Some Guy) Unlikely Red-haired, blue-eyed, fair-skinned Irish guy wins George Clooney lookalike contest, will be attending the Oscars. Pic of uncanny resemblance included  (videogum.com) (74)
(Sum Gai) Obvious Chinese restaurant catches fire. Fortunately there were no injuries, as everyone had prepared for such an event by running around their cars at red lights  (woodtv.com) (32)


Tue January 31, 2012
(CTV) Followup After hearing some sports cars are being driven dangerously police revoke the license of the next guy they find driving a sports car. Judge finds a flaw in their cunning plan  (ctvbc.ctv.ca) (98)
(MSNBC) Unlikely Study finds women are better at parking than men, but only because other cars on the street flee in terror at their approach  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (31)

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