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34 headlines found matching 'carl'
Sun July 27, 2014
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(Science Recorder)
 
 
 
Lack of sleep may lead to increase in risk of false memories, though subby swears the jello-wrestling bout with Scarlett Johansson and Olivia Wilde really happened, pinkie swear
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Mon July 21, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Indians hurler does his best "Carly Rae Jepson first pitch" imitation. During the game
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Tue July 15, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
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So how close did Giancarlo Stanton come to hitting a ball completely out of Target Field? About 5 rows of seats close
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Sun July 13, 2014
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
Fortune 500: Wal-mart stores (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Brewers' douchebag outfielder Carlos Gomez tries to break bat over leg after embarrassing strike-out; Comes off looking like an ever bigger douchebag
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Thu July 10, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson, who may have lied about Senator Menendez based on information obtained from Cuban Intelligence, says that Senator Menendez is lying about Carlson lying. We get it, you're both liars
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Wed July 09, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Consorting with Cuban intelligence makes Tucker Carlson defensive, unleash the "Bow-Tie of DOOOOOM"
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Tue July 08, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson may have smeared Sen. Robert Menendez with a story concocted by Cuban intelligence
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(45)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
All hail Peter Venkman, Phil the weatherman, Raleigh St. Clair, Carl Spackler, Steve Zissou, Bob Wiley, and Herman Blume. Let your love for Bill Murray runneth over
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Mon June 23, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where every thread eventually becomes a food thread. Even sex threads. Especially sex threads
 
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Leftist groups meet at the Chicago Ritz-Carlton to discuss how they'll spend $374 million complaining that the Koch Bros. are throwing too much money around
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Sun June 22, 2014
(BroBible)
 
 
 
Six years ago today, the world lost a legend. In remembrance, here are five great George Carlin bits that everybody should know
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Fri June 20, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Carl Icahn demands Family Dollar be "put up for sale immediately"
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Wed June 18, 2014
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Carl's Jr. is testing burgers topped with garlic mashed potatoes, gravy, and crispy onion straws, because fark you, I'm mashing
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Thu June 12, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You know those little factoids baseball teams put on the Jumbotron? Nothing beats the Houston Astros AA affiliate's "his father Carlos hit HR that bounced off Jose Canseco's damn head on 5/26/93"
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Sun June 08, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bow tie enthusiast Tucker Carlson defends truck driver who critically injured Tracy Morgan and killed Jimmy Mack. Because sleep driving isn't always reckless, you guys
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Have you ever thought that Kermit the Frog sounds like Carl Sagan? There's a reason for that
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Ann Druyan recounts her time with husband Carl Sagan, saying that working together "was one of our infinite number of different ways of making love"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
In his book, "The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark," Carl Sagan outlined three paranormal claims that deserve serious investigation. This video is an example of the third
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Thu June 05, 2014
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
The owner of the Oakland A's is reportedly close to making a deal that would keep the A's in Oakland Coliseum for another ten years. Making this the worst decision made by the A's since they traded Carlos Peña
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Sat May 17, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Today is Carl Kasell's last day on NPR. He kicked ass but never played a guitar. We love his voice, and salute his choice, to be on such a silly show as the star
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Thu May 08, 2014
(Space.com)
 
 
 
The Illustris Project brings us one step closer to helping Carl Sagan make an apple pie from scratch
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Fri May 02, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
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Carlos Gomez robs Joey Votto of a home run. This is not a headline from last June
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Tue April 29, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
A&E decides to resurrect The Returned, not to be confused with the novel The Returned, which has already been adapted by ABC as Resurrection. And to ensure further confusion, it's being developed by Carlton Cuse
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The winners of the "Laker Girls Lunch Date" contest sponsored by LA area Carl's Jr. burger joints are exactly who you would expect to win a contest sponsored by Carl's Jr. (with spectacular photos)
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Mon April 28, 2014
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
The conservative Heartland Institute bastardizes George Carlin quote for cheap Facebook hits because if there's one think George Carlin loved, it was conservatives
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Thu April 24, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Carl Sagan's dream takes one step closer to fruition: nuclear powered space ships
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Sun April 13, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Carl Kasell tells me to stop noodling around on Fark.com...Fark shout out on Wait, Wait...pre-news teaser
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(Synthtopia)
 
 
 
Wendy Carlos demonstrates the Circon Circular Controller by which the musician creates eerie music while twiddling their great big knob
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Thu April 10, 2014
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Hewlett Packard pleads guilty, fined, for illegal activities during Carly Fiorini era. No, not the spying (that was settled out of court). No, not the kickbacks fine they paid. Not the illegal computers to Iran stuff either
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(Business Standard)
 
 
 
I know what I need in a relationship now: Scarlett Johansson. Subby's thoughts exactly
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Wed April 09, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Today is Carl Perkins' birthday. George Harrison asks him for a demonstration of rockabilly guitar playing and he obliges with a master class of technique
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Mon April 07, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Derek Jeter moves up to 8th on the all-time MLB hit list. Carl Yastrzemski now waiting in the on-deck circle
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Thu April 03, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity "investigates" Spring Break, wakes up the next morning to Gretchen Carlson and a goat
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Wed April 02, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
Frantic first trailer for Lucy, in which a drugged-up Scarlett Johansson gets brain superpowers. Because of science and stuff
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Tue April 01, 2014
(Dumbass Daily)
 
 
 
"You ever done this before Carl?" "No, but I know a couple guys who have"
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