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55 headlines found matching 'carl'
Fri May 26, 2017
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson gives non-apology to Lauren Duca, then calls her "vapid and not very impressive"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson denounces Montana GOP congressional candidate for bodyslamming reporter, then goes on to explain that it's all liberals' fault for saying so many mean things about Trump
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Ever heard the story of the high ranking Catholic Church official from Ireland who saved thousands of Jews during the Holocaust? Well here it is, or you can watch the 1983 film "The Scarlet and the Black", since most people won't bother reading
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
"If You're Not in The Obit, Eat Breakfast" - an epic tale of 90+ awesomeness featuring Dick Van Dyke, Betty White, Norman Lear, Carl Reiner, Mel Brooks, Stan Lee, and...shut up and take the onion from my belt
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Fox 13 Memphis)
 
 
 
There's passed-out drunk, and then there's passed-out on a car's trunk and taking a ride 14 miles down the interstate drunk
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Thu May 18, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson shocked after Lich Queen Kellyanne Conway cancels appearance on his show shortly after the appointment of the Special Counsel
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Finally, an article explaining why subby never had children
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Brave Fox News Tucker Carlson goes where no other reporter will go, the bowels of Penn Station restrooms in NYC
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
UK diets of meat, gravy and beer causing resurgence of Victorian-era diseases of gout, scarlet fever, too many petticoats
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In a a rare showdown of quadragenarians, 40-year-old Carlos Beltran homers off 43-year-old Bartolo Colon
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Australian Football League)
 
 
 
North Melbourne hosts the undefeated Crows, Carlton visits the Magpies at MCG, live on FS1 in the USA. This is the unofficial Aussie Rules thread
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Mon April 24, 2017
(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
When Dr. Carla Valentine isn't dissecting corpses, she runs Dead Meet (a dating website for "death professionals"). She holds someone's heart in her hands every day. And her forthcoming dissertation is called "Putting the ROT into Erotic"
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(Navy Times)
 
 
 
How administrative incompetence and bureaucratic blunders spun the story of the USS Carl Vinson missing a single port of call into an international incident
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Carl Sagan ruined science
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Sun April 23, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The USS Carl Vinson started joint drills with two Japanese destroyers in the western Pacific Ocean on Sunday, according to officials who absolutely pinky-sweared that the aircraft carrier was really there this time
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Thu April 20, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly has been replaced by the sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson, whose sinister plans have come to fruition
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Wed April 19, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Carl Vinson carrier group wasn't actually underway to Best Korea to provoke Kim Jong Un in a game of nuclear brinksmanship, but since we've had a week to think about it, it is now. Bottoms up, last call
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Tue April 18, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Remember last week when Trump and Spicer claimed the USS Carl Vinson had been sent to the Sea of Japan to deter the North Koreans? Either that never happened, or the carrier just went full "Philadelphia Experiment" and teleported thousands of miles
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Mon April 17, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with the tension surrounding North Korea? Awesome. Here come Russian and Chinese surveillance ships to follow U.S.S. Carl Vinson's every move
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Marlins fan dives into the pool to get Giancarlo Stanton's second homer of the game. Apparently wet clothes are a small price to pay for a Giancarlo gopher ball
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
President Trump's dick waving is making everyone in South Korea very nervous
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson angrily confronts guest who pointed out he is nothing more than a smokescreen salesman for Trump
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Carl Bernstein tells Jason Miller Prince was part of Trump's campaign. Yeah, I assumed he was talking about the late singer too, but he was referring to Russian collaborator Erik Prince; everyone knows Prince the singer was a fan of Clinton
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Carl Bernstein says Trump's War on the Press reminds him of Watergate. And he would know
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Remember back in the day when Carl Sagan slammed 'racist, chauvinistic, unscientific' Star Wars in an interview? Yeah, scientific times
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Sun April 02, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Carl's Jr. / Hardee's wants to re-enter the fast food wars, hopes killing the sexy ads and redesigning the logo will get burger fans to return
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Sat April 01, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Zoo for sale. List price $7 million. Seller is motivated. Matt Damon and Scarlett Johanson not included
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
That time I hung out with Carlos The Jackal while wearing my yarmulke
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Carlos Correa has an adorable puppy named Groot
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Bland runner: Scarlett Johansson tries to reanimate an anime classic, fails
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Wed March 29, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Apparently Carly is more than just a wee bit miffed that nobody on the Trump transition team would return her calls
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"How far along has The Walking Dead really progressed this season? We've spent far too long watching these characters search for guns." And that is, perhaps, what is at season seven's core as this recap for "Something They Need" shows
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Thu March 23, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Carl Bernstein says the GOP won't investigate Trump's Russia collusion as "There's a cover-up going on here." And if anyone knows about a conspiracy and cover-up, it's Carl Bernstein
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
CEO of Carl's Jr. to step down due to labor pains
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Sun March 19, 2017
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Will Maggie and Daryl evade The Saviors as they surprise Hilltop? Will Father Gabriel continue to be the new Carl? Will Carol and Morgan lay down the law? Find out in The Other Side. It's your The Walking Dead discussion thread, 9 PM EDT on AMC
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump's response when Fox News' Tucker Carlson confronts him on the devastating impact repealing Obamacare will have on those who voted for him: "Oh, I know"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump leaked classified CIA intel to Tucker Carlson on live TV: ranking House intel member
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Dallas bookstore uses clickbait (Litbait) to troll people into reading classic, copyright-free novels. "When it's OKAY to slut shame single mothers" (Scarlet Letter). "This Italian politician makes Trump look like a saint" (Machiavelli's The Prince)
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Tue March 14, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Like most of us, Carlos the Jackal regrets not killing 'people I should have'
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Mon March 13, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Carleton University's decision to remove scales from gym weighs heavy on student body, although it's unclear if mass protests are coming
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Sat March 11, 2017
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Coming off an episode so bad you expected to see Charlie Rocket and Denny Dillon appear, can host Scarlett Johansson and musical guest Lorde bring Saturday Night Live back to its previous heights, Live from New York at 11:30 PM on NBC?
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson 'will never, ever' talk about divorce for daughter's sake, in an interview about the divorce
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Wed March 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Watchdog group claims that Carl Icahn is lobbying Trump, even though he isn't a registered lobbyist. Icahn: I can do what I want
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Fri March 03, 2017
(STLToday)
 
 
 
When St. Patrick's Day falls on a Lenten Friday, most Catholic dioceses issue a blanket exception for the day. And then there's St. Louis Archbishop Robert Carlson
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson tries to challenge the sentient bowtie controlling Bill Nye on climate change, the former eventually calling the latter a bully and shouting "You don't know" anything about science
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bow tie controlling Tucker Carlson tries to silence guest cautioning the world of Trump's fascism
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Sun February 19, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in the South China Sea, the Navy has sent the USS Carl Vinson carrier task force to engage in "routine operations" in the area. Nothing to worry about, just a casual cruise, everything is fine, how are you?
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Wed February 15, 2017
(The Root)
 
 
 
Carlos Santana throwing shade at Queen Bee triggering Young Hov
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
So Scarlett is essentially saying that we all have a chance
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
During podcast, legendary baseball superagent Scott Boras calls Matt Wieters the new Carlton Fisk, free-associates on minor league wages and how to fix free agency and the draft. "For a fun game, drink every time he says 'proprietary'"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The genius behind "Suicide Squad" confirmed by the Senate and now fifth in line for the presidency. Brought to you by Carl's Jr
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Wed February 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Failed presidential candidate Carly Fiorina now wants to wreck Virginia with possible Senate run
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson conducts a sympathetic interview with white supremacist Milo Yiannopoulos, no doubt sizing up the Breitbart editor as a potential new host
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Immigration is God's punishment for evolution in schools, gay rights, and legal abortion." Direct quote from Carl Gallups
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson shot down by John Vargas, who reminded it "You don't actually operate in facts; you're a pundit, I'm a journalist"
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