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Headlines matching 'captain'

Sat May 19, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		"Captain, we're going to take a look in your pilot's case." "OK, let's see. Nav charts, gun, log book." "How long have you been flying with the gun?" "Oh, at least two days" (huffingtonpost.com)	(52)
		According to Captain Johnson, the "Beavis and Butt-head duo" has been arrested for a series of arson fires. Captain Johnson uh, huh huh (stltoday.com)	(17)

Tue May 15, 2012

(NBCMiami)

How you like that? Miami fire captain demoted for disparaging Facebook post about Trayvon Martin (nbcmiami.com)

(141)

Mon May 14, 2012

Dale Hunter steps down as coach of Washington Capitals. Team captain Alex Ovechkin looking forward to playing more than 15 minutes a game (washingtonpost.com)

(43)

Thu May 10, 2012

Possibly one of the strangest things that you'll ever witness. William Shatner (Captain Kirk from the Star Trek) to host an episode of a British comedy quiz show (guardian.co.uk)

(58)

Tue May 08, 2012

		Man stabs his friend after argument about who can have the most sex. Captain Morgan was involved in this incident, probably in more ways than one (thesmokinggun.com)	(13)
		Scientists solve mystery of boulders that move when no one's looking. Captain, over here - I found something. AAAAAAAAH (livescience.com)	(33)

Sun May 06, 2012

Captain America: "HULK... SMASH BOX OFFICE" Hulk: *grin* (hosted.ap.org)

(599)

Tue May 01, 2012

(Some Guy)

Not news: Geek who never missed a day of school since kindergarten is graduating soon, valedictorian, and wants to study engineering. Fark: She's also captain of the cheerleading team, and yes, there's a photo (westhawaiitoday.com)

(240)

Sun April 29, 2012

The Avengers has already grossed $178 million overseas. Guess the whole world wants to see Captain America throw his mighty shield (hollywoodreporter.com)

(119)

Tue April 24, 2012

Captain's Log, stardate 424.12. Weather permitting, this is the final cruise of the Space Shuttle Enterprise. This ship and her history will shortly become the care of the Intrepid Sea, Space and Air Museum in Manhattan (nj.com)

(78)

Wed April 11, 2012

When asked to reflect of the famous "situation room" photo from the night Bin Laden was killed, Hillary Clinton says neither she, nor Batman, or Captain America "could breathe for about 35 minutes" (news.yahoo.com)

(73)

Tue April 10, 2012

Syrian casualties include 3 generals, 9 lieutenants, 5 captains, 3 majors, and one very fat colonel who called rebel leader a... "cheeky fellow" (news.yahoo.com)

(101)

Mon April 09, 2012

George Zimmerman, America's Watch Captain creates a web page to tell his side of the story. Just kidding, please send him money and check out his pictures of a vandalized black cultural center (gawker.com)

(738)

Thu April 05, 2012

Captain America will return to throw his mighty shield on 3 April 2014 (deadline.com)

(90)

Tue March 27, 2012

(Herald Sun)

In-flight entertainment: Our captain forgot to take his meds and will be running up and down the aisles raving about "bombs" and "al-Qaida", ensure your seats are in the up-right position and your trays are folded away (heraldsun.com.au)

(121)

Tue March 20, 2012

Tired of the same old Mickey Mouse, Cinderella, and Goofy? How about watching Spider-Man, Captain America, and Wolverine kicking the Seven Dwarves' asses instead? (orlandosentinel.com)

(41)

Fri March 09, 2012

Shatner travels the galaxy to meet his fellow starship captains. Of course he meets Bakula on a horse (blogs.suntimes.com)

(80)

Thu March 08, 2012

The fifteen nerdiest Saturday Night Live skits. Say what you will, but Love Boat: The Next Generation starring Captain Jean-Luc Picard could have worked (toplessrobot.com)

(31)

Wed March 07, 2012

Captain Jack Harkness lands in 1895, this fall on ABC (insidetv.ew.com)

(38)

Thu March 01, 2012

The good news: "Warp speed" travel is theoretically possible. The bad news: You would annihilate everything at your point of destination. "Captain's log, stardate 9522.6: Oops" (io9.com)

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Wed February 29, 2012

Will a new coach and a new captain lead England over the Netherlands? Will France surrender to Germany? Will Mexico and Colombia turn into a shootout? Can the USA find victory over the Azzurri? This is your international soccer discussion thread (bbc.co.uk)

(155)

Fri February 24, 2012

When a 14-year-old girl finds you naked and bent over in her pantry looking for a bottle of spiced rum, you're either in a Captain Morgan commercial or Florida (wptv.com)

(48)

Wed February 22, 2012

		Man who came up with 23-page plan to kidnap his former girlfriend and try to trick her into reconciling with him declared mentally incompetent. Captain Obvious shocked (palmbeachpost.com)	(14)
		Four more people who couldn't run as fast as an Italian sea captain found (cbsnews.com)	(56)