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30 headlines found matching 'captain'
Wed May 06, 2015
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(io9)
 
 
 
Martin Freeman joins the cast of Captain America: Civil War in an unnamed role. Attempts to name the unnamed to the right
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Tue May 05, 2015
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Star Trek's Lieutenant Tuvok explains Star Wars, still has no excuse for when Captain Janeway and Tom Paris became horny salamanders
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Tue April 21, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Environmentalists protest clean, renewable geothermal energy, presumably after binge watching Captain Planet and cheering for Hoggish Greedley
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Thu April 16, 2015
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Fishing boat crew: We got a big one in the nets Captain, what should we do? Captain: Being it's a Russian submarine, we're probably going to need a bigger boat
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Sun April 12, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
That "Brawlmart" link from a few weeks ago where one suspect died and one officer was wounded? Completely asinine video of the fight plus slow-mo explanation by police captain. Apparently they were a Christian rock band. On painkillers, looks like
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Sat April 11, 2015
(Examiner)
 
 
 
"Randy Cramer (aka Captain Kaye USMC), claims to have spent 17 years on Mars in a highly classified space program protecting five civilian colonies from Martians. According to him, head transplants are not uncommon as a result of battles with aliens"
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Fri April 10, 2015
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Hero captain saves airplane full of passengers just seconds before Hal 9000 the autopilot tries to crash them into the sea
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Thu April 09, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
This just in from Captain Obvious: The amount of money you earn is inversely proportional to the amount of actual work you do
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Sun April 05, 2015
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
NHL fines Devils captain Scott Gomez $1,478.49 for elbowing in the strangest monetary fine against a hockey player this season. Do NOT forget the 49 cents, Gomez
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Wed April 01, 2015
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
The new 'Star Trek' series has cast its new captain with a familiar farking face
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Tonight on Arrow, While Ollie hunts for the villain who attacked the Mayor's office. Captain Lance falls into Ra's Al Ghul's clutches. (CW 8ET)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tony Romo plays the role of Captain Hindsight, says he would have taken a pay-cut to keep DeMarco Murray on the Dallas Cowboys
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Sat March 28, 2015
(Homer Tribune)
 
 
 
"Captain Donald Alexander Malcolm Jr., 60, died Feb. 28, while smoking, drinking whiskey and telling lies. He died from complications resulting from being stubborn, refusing to go to the doctor, and raising hell for six decades"
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Mon March 23, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jerry Brown goes Captain Obvious
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Sun March 22, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 84th birthday to Canada's greatest actor, singer, all-around legend, and Star Trek's best captain, William Shatner. From his outstanding album Has Been, here's Common People
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Fri March 20, 2015
(IGN)
 
 
 
New mobile game lets you explore Starship Enterprise and meet Captain Jean-Luc Picard "on a mission to protect baby Stewie Griffin, whose future self will create technology that threatens the Borgs' existence"
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Sun March 15, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this captain and his ship
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Sun March 08, 2015
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Captain America visits Seattle's Children's Hospital even after winning his bet with Star Lord, because he's Captain America and he can do what he wants
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Sat March 07, 2015
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Hawkeye will appear in Captain America: Civil War. Hopefully in his purple and blue costume
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Thu February 26, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
British soldier becomes first non-posthumous recipient of the Victoria Cross for the war in Afghanistan after charging in under fire twice to save a wounded USMC captain, despite being weighed down by his giant brass balls
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Sat February 21, 2015
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
A thirty-one year-old Beluga whale has died at SeaWorld. Let's hope Captain Kirk and crew don't slingshot back to this time period to try and save earth from that cetacean probe; the future would be screwed
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Wed February 18, 2015
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
How bad are things for the Boston Bruins? While clinging to a 2 point lead for the last Wildcard spot, there is talk about trading their captain, Zdeno Chara
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Thu February 12, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
If you had "less than a day" in the pool of how long it would take Costa Concordia passengers to start suing after the captain's conviction, cruise up and claim your prize
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Wed February 11, 2015
(AP)
 
 
 
Costa Concordia captain gets 16 years in the brig
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Mon February 02, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Even though Captain America won his super bowl bet, Chris Evans and Chris Pratt will both visit both hospitals. All the kids win
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Sat January 24, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fire captain removes naked photos of 8-year-old dead girl who died in the 1944 circus fire from the wall of his firehouse. And, shockingly, people have a problem with this
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Thu January 22, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Star-Lord and Captain America get into a twitter fight over Superbowl XLIX and the time has come to break the seal and use the GEEK and SPORTS tabs together cover your eyes so the demons don't melt your face off as they rise from your computer
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Sat January 17, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Yes Shep, the states that are now opposed to marriage equality are the very same states that opposed integration. Thank you Captain Obvious
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Fri January 09, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"This is your Captain speaking, we're coming in SIDEWAYS... please reach under your seats and pull out the Depends"
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Tue January 06, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Will Captain America save his Belle, Betty Carver? Will the antics of the maniac Red Skull and Baron Zemo destroy the World? Hold on to your seats true believers, it will be a wild ride
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