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45 headlines found matching 'captain'
Thu September 29, 2016
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
So how many times did Captain Kirk violate the Federation's Prime Directive?
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Mon September 26, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Crossfit Jesus call out Y2J? Will TJ Perkins fight some cruiserweights like Captain Falcon? Will Vince force us to watch a debate between Titus O'Neil and Bob Backlund? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA/pre-show at 7:30
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Thu September 22, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Anti-intellectual paranoia hits new low as two passengers are removed from a flight simply for writing on the plane
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Autonomous ships will hit the water by 2017. Although the idea of a boat propelling itself without a captain is nothing new. Right, Captain Hazelwood?
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Tue September 20, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Cuba lost all their men's volleyball matches in Rio. Here's one reason why
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Mon September 19, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
David Ortiz was made an honorary captain of the New England Patriots and led the team onto field. Who needs Tom Brady when you have Big Papi?
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Fri September 16, 2016
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
David Luiz will make his starting debut for Chelsea in place of the captain, John Terry. Liverpool hope to crack the top five. It's Red vs Blue from Stamford Bridge on this Friday edition of EPL football. Match kicks off at 3 pm ET on NBCSN
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Thu September 15, 2016
(YouTube)
 
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After Senator Roy Blunt (R-MO) condemns opponent's record on gun rights, Jason Kander assembles an M-16 blindfolded while discussing his deployment to Afghanistan and attacking Blunt for letting terrorists freely buy guns
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Tue September 13, 2016
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Two divers rescued by sheriff's dive team during lionfish derby. Why they were racing fish is still unknown
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Sun September 11, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Captain Obvious reports that a judge's son won't be charged for DUI even though the state of Florida says the teenager misled police about crash
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Thu September 08, 2016
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Artist on board a container ship gets additional performances because no port is allowing the bankrupt ship to dock
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Wed September 07, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Knowing the difference between 0 and 1 apparently not a prerequisite to become an international pilot
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Tue September 06, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Captain Slow busted for going too fast
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Sun September 04, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Iowa Hawkeyes' Josey Jewell ejected for trying to decapitate an opponent
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Wed August 31, 2016
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau gets makeover into new Captain Canuck
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Tue August 30, 2016
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Now that the 2016 summer movie season is over, it's time to look at the box office scorecard. Basically, if you were a movie studio that released a sequel that was not Finding Dory or Captain America: Civil War, you pretty much struck out
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Look at the picture of this Southwest Air plane to see what it calls a "mechanical issue." Tag is for the pilot and crew
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Sat August 27, 2016
(Newsarama)
 
 
 
Steve Rogers won't be Captain America in Avengers: Infinity War
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Thu August 25, 2016
(WIVB)
 
 
 
Police searching for man wearing Captain America mask with Batman suit into a convenience store. Lesser charges may include stealing beer
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Captain Kirk somewhere interesting
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ladies, if you had to choose between Captain Hook, The Mad Hatter or Prince Charming, who would you pick?
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Thirty minutes after Paul Manafort's resignation, his chief deputy, Rick Gates, has resigned from the Trump campaign. Captain Morgan Bateson unavailable for comment
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Thu August 18, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Widow of former Captain America writer and editor Mark Gruenwald finishes using the remainder of his ashes that weren't mixed in the ink of the Squadron Supreme TPB, sprinkles "two scoops of Gru" over new Captain America statue
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Mon August 15, 2016
(NASA)
 
 
 
Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day, courtesy of NASA, is Dr Manhattan tripping balls
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Sun August 14, 2016
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Shatner: "The mayor is here? Fark him"
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Sun August 07, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Captain Kirk thanks the Star Wars franchise
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Wed August 03, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Another day, another right wing Trump supporter saying Khzir Khan is an Islamic terrorist and member of the Muslim Brotherhood and Captain Khan was also a terrorist
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Donald Trump now getting mocked by the Palin Family
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump spokesperson Katrina Pierson says President Obama and Hillary Clinton are "directly responsible" for the death of Captain Humayun Khan because Obama "changed the rules of engagement when he was president." Khan died in 2004
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Mon August 01, 2016
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Officer Lou is getting tired of a suspect that's been taunting NYPD officers using a lost or stolen police radio
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN pundit says President Trump would have saved Captain Khan
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Fri July 29, 2016
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
One of the DNC's most memorable moments was when the father of U.S. Army Captain Humayun Khan, killed in Iraq, implored Donald Trump to read the Constitution. That is, unless you were watching FOX, in which case you saw an anti-Hillary Benghazi ad
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Sat July 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Deciding that Donald Trump will give them at least four more months, CNN takes a break and decides to freak out over the fact the MH370 pilot did simulation runs that ended with crashing a plane into the ocean
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Wed July 20, 2016
(The Times (UK))
 
 
 
Lost, one Turkish navy consisting of 14 ships including an Admiral. Last seen sailing away after coup attempt. If found, please contact President Erdogan
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
The 1979 movie Star Trek: The Motion Picture almost had a scene where Captain Kirk punches Jesus. Well he did beat the Gorn
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Mon July 18, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Chrysler should dump Fiat, go out with the captain of the football team
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Wed June 29, 2016
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Meet Celeste Guap, the 18-year-old prostitute who slept with more than 30 cops-- street cops, sergeants, captains, even a police dog handler. No, go on... meet her
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Tue June 28, 2016
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
JAL flight cancelled due to: A) Lightning strike; B) Bird strike; C) Co-pilot getting arrested for striking cop after drunken fight with captain
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
Disney World evicts Peter Pan's Tick Tock Croc and reptile jokes in wake of alligator tragedy. Captain Hook to finally get good night's sleep
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Captain Kangaroo warned Penn State about Jerry Sandusky back in 2001. No word on Mr. Greenjeans
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Flickering Myth)
 
 
 
Great news, Fark parents: Captain Underpants is getting a gritty, big-screen reboot
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
"I can't give you a speeding ticket; you're Eddie Van Halen. But I should arrest you for letting Gary Cherone in the band"
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Apparently someone at the GOP just saw Captain America this week
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Hayley Atwell is creeped out over Captain America kissing Agent Carter's niece
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Fri June 03, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Some NFL teams may interview minority candidates during head coaching searches merely to satisfy the Rooney Rule. Captain Obvious shocked
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