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37 headlines found matching 'captain'
Tue June 20, 2017
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Corporate owners of "Captain Morgan" rum are a little suspicious of rival product "Admiral Nelson." Judge orders duel with pistols at ten paces
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Inside World Soccer)
 
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Goal of the day: Michael Bradley (USA) vs Mexico
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
"Hello, this is your captain speaking ... errr ... there's a 50-50 chance an engine might not work, so raise your hand if you think we should take off"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Wonder Woman is #1 with $52 million, entombing The Mummy's crummy $30 million #2 debut, Captain Underpants #3 with $12.6 million. Pirates of the Caribbean V: Rogue Nation sank to #4 with $10.4 million, viral horror film It Comes at Night a dismal #5
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
DC finally gets a win with Wonder Woman, breaking records at #1 with $97 million. Captain Underpants was #2 with $25 million, Pirates Of The Caribbean V: The Final Frontier sinking to #3 with $21 million, Baywatch out to sea at #5 with $8.5 million
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Fri June 02, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Your dog wants a steak, not meatballs filled with nails
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
New Star Trek VR game really is like manning your own Starfleet wessel
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
If I could have your attention, this is your captain speaking. We're now passing over the Garden State. Can anyone identify that smell?
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Fri May 26, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"This is your Captain speaking: We're now about to land at Portugal's Madeira Airport, please put on your Depends from the overhead"
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (5/24): Baby Groot, Black Frankenstein, evil Captain America, white ninja fights off demon invasion with the help of his voodoo-cursed pal, Archie gets a big head, Wonder Woman gets closer to her newly retconned origin story, and...Ponies
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Sun May 21, 2017
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
If you happen to be a transitioning transgender person, the bad news is the Chicago airline captain who moonlights doing testicle removal surgery is currently unavailable
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Comet TV)
 
 
 
Star Trek: Discovery is boldly going where no show in the franchise has gon--wait, why does that look like Star Wars?
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Fri May 12, 2017
(WTVR)
 
 
 
United flight delayed after 'scorpion reportedly emerged from a customer's clothing' First words reportedly 'Here I am'
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Wed May 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oopsies. Looks like U.S. Navy cruiser USS Lake Champlain needs a new captain
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Marlon Brando wanted to kill Captain Kirk but no one would pay him enough
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Kare11)
 
 
 
We get it, you're 'socially awkward'
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
Actual lines from actual lawsuit: "Chaos ensued. The masseuse panicked and jumped onto the Jet Ski with the captain"
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
For some reason, deputy is offended to be referred to as "Captain Boobs" at work
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
If you're born in another country's airspace does that give you automatic citizenship?
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Star Trek: Discovery adds five more cast members, most notably Dennis the Klingon
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"How to avoid huge walls" should be required reading for a captain
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Airline Captain: Today your flight is delayed because we're having a wrestling match between a quarrelling couple. We will be on our way as soon as one of them is pinned
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Mexican Church reveals Captain America was not the first but the second avenger. The first one was Jesus Christ. No word on if Pope Francis will join the Marvel Canon revision process
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Prostitute who Michael Jacksoned Google executive to be Trumped back to Canada
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Sat April 01, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
High winds? High waves? Dinky little sailboat? Big pier? Checkaroonie all around
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Mon March 27, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The captain and crew of the New York City-bound ferryboat known simply as Hull 200 spotted their first big alligator just before noon on Friday. And, eagerly anticipated as it was, it turned out to be a bad omen
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Irish soccer world in shock as 27-year-old star defender Ryan McBride found dead in his bedroom day after captaining Derry to victory
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Taking a bath and charging your iPhone are both normal every day activities. Just don't do them at the same time
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Mon March 13, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking, is there a doctor on board? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
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Thu March 09, 2017
(105.9 The Brew)
 
 
 
Buzzed cruise ship captain mistakes Speed 2 for a training video
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Some Eggplant Wizard)
 
 
 
Remembering Nintendo canon at its finest: 'Captain N: The Game Master'
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Thu March 02, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
While pussies are talking about leaving America to run away from Trump, Captain Picard wants to come to America and become a citizen to fight Trump
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Tue February 28, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NY Mets third baseman David Wright is going back to the DL. This is not a repeat from 20... WHOA ... that's a long list. It might be easier to list the years he was healthy
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Seven things no one tells you before you become a bomb disposal expert
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Heroism can be found in the most unlikely of places. Yes, even inside a coffee table in Florida
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
"I was shocked to learn I wasn't circumcised" says Captain Picard
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rex Tillerson demoted from Big Oil captain of industry to Mexican Government Piñata Biatch. Let's see if anyone notices
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