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Wed December 24, 2014
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(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Captain Steroid presents his 5th Annual X-Mas Photoshop Contest. Theme: Drunken Santa. Difficulty: NO TFers. Winner gets one month of FREE TotalFark. Contest ends at 11pm CST tonight. Merry Christmas, one and all. :-)
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Fri December 12, 2014
(Quartz)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking, we are preparing for a selfie
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
The hottest tour in the United States belongs to... Billy Joel? Is everyone high on Captain Jack?
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Wed December 10, 2014
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Hacked emails reveal Marvel tried to get Spider-Man for Captain America: Civil War but Sony refused. And they wonder why the world hates them
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Tue December 09, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Folks, this is your Captain speaking. We're going to have to divert the plane, as it has come to our attention that there are more passengers on the plane than listed on the manifest
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Mon December 08, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking, we're just about to touchdown in London. If you look to your right you can see Parliament and if you look to your left you'll see an OMFG DRONE
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Sun December 07, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Number One, Dr. Philip Boyce, and Captain Christopher Pike were three of the original bridge crewmen of the USS Enterprise, and they would have been forgotten if not for novels and comic books
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Fri December 05, 2014
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Are you a horse-loving bearded clown with celiac disease who captains a sea vessel? Great, then this is for you
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Thu December 04, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Who will flub their lines? Will Allison Williams' Peter Pan fall to Christopher Walken's Captain Hook? Has NBC learned their lesson that live musicals are a bad idea? Find out tonight at 8PM ET. It's your official Peter Pan LIVE discussion thread
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Wed December 03, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Concordia captain didn't sound the alarm because he feared a panic, which is understandable given how scary the Kilrathi are
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Fri November 28, 2014
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
5000 hp V16 hypercar supposedly will make 560km/h, will be driven by Captain Slow
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Mon November 17, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Turns out, there was a female-driven superhero film in 2014. However, that film was Captain America: The Winter Soldier
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Sun November 16, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Coming in 2016: Captain America, Der Stolz der Nation
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Tue November 11, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
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This is your captain speaking. If you look out the windows on the left, you'll enjoy a lovely view of what used to be a functional engine until that loud bang you just heard
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Captain of sunken South Korean ferry receives 36 years in dry dock
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Fri November 07, 2014
(Action A Go-Go)
 
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Some mad genius has edited CAPTAIN AMERICA: Winter Soldier into a 1980's style action movie trailer and it ... is ... AWESOME. Bonus points if you can name all the 80's movies spliced in
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Tue November 04, 2014
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
When it comes to international superheroes, Goku, Asterix, and Captain Canuck could collectively kick The Avengers' ass
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Sat November 01, 2014
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Who is the Captain Marvel, star of Marvel's latest announced movie? That depends on which one you're talking about... the big red cheese? The Kree soldier? Mar-Vell's son? Mar-Vell's daughter? The black southern lady? Ms. Marvel?
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Fri October 31, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Oregon family makes elaborate costumes for boy in wheelchair. What, going out as simple Captain Pike wasn't good enough anymore?
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Wed October 29, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Black Panther, Captain Marvel, Marvel Civil War, two-part Avengers Infinity War, Inhumans and more at today's Marvel Phase 3 announcement, forms to set up automatic paycheck diversions to Marvel Studios will be available online within the hour
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Mon October 20, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"This is your captain, we've now begun our descent into the UK, and if you look out on your right, you can see a flying man outside our airliner"
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Fri October 17, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Since being blown up in Iraq, Air Force Captain Mitch Kieffer has earned the Purple Heart, learned to speak Spanish, earned a Master's degree and twice won the title of Ultimate Champion at the Warrior Games - the second time while battling the flu
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Wed October 15, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Attention, this is the captain. We've just lost 60% of our potable water on this flight. But if you're thirsty, it's now coming through the ceiling in the main deck
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Tue October 14, 2014
(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
On news that Robert Downey Jr. is starring in Captain America 3, here's what you should know about Marvel's Civil War
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Fri October 10, 2014
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop Captain Whatever
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Skipper fired after grabbing buttocks of sailor's wife, says it was his duty as captain to inspect all booty
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Tue October 07, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pastry chef fired by cruise line for posting video and pics of ship's kitchen to Facebook. Fark: Which were taken after captain neglected to inform everyone that they were about to encounter 90 knot winds. w/pics and vid
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Sun October 05, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Officials said the captain of the bubble, Reza Baluchi, was asking which way Bermuda was"
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Thu September 25, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Oh, just Christopher Walken dressed up as a transvestite Captain Morgan, er, Hook for the Peter Pan musical
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Mon September 22, 2014
(Mark Evanier)
 
 
 
Fox News: "Popeye not having a pipe is a PC conspiracy" Comic & cartoon writer: "Let me introduce Free Market Man to another superhero: Captain Obvious"
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Tue September 16, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida's new, Marvel-drawn orange juice mascot, Captain Citrus, will Vitamin C you in hell
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the left side of the aircraft you'll see the Pyrénées mountains, Lake Geneva, flames shooting out of our left engine
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