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Headlines matching 'candy'
Tue February 07, 2012
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(Some rural PA town) PSA Stuff college kids get from vending machines: Chips, soda, gum, Plan B, candy...wait, what?  (wtae.com) (59)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Washington Post) Fail Sunoco CEO steps down after company posts $660 million loss. An oil company losing money? It's almost as inexplicable as a cotton candy stand in a carnival going broke  (washingtonpost.com) (35)
(Some Guy) Sad Fire rips through candy company during Easter production run: "The amount of chocolate that had melted and was on the floor -- it was hard to move around in there. We had guys covered in chocolate"  (wtae.com) (77)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing You can tell Valentine's Day is near, because the media has produced the first "ZOMG, PERVERTED CANDY HEARTS" story of the season  (kcra.com) (44)


Wed February 01, 2012
(The Hollywood Reporter) Stupid Hasbro negotiating to move their Candy Land movie starring Adam Sandler from Universal to Sony. I don't think there's a single part of the previous statement that doesn't fill me with rage  (hollywoodreporter.com) (52)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Guardian) Obvious Now that they are done searching Megaupload's servers, can the Feds resist pushing the big red button? The jolly, candylike button?  (guardian.co.uk) (39)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail 11 year-old, super tough guy-in-training, picks on woman with baby stroller. Has to pull his gun to make sure everyone knows he is a true gangster. Ends up in jail. Next up-stealing candy from 5-year-old girls  (katu.com) (298)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Mental Floss) Cool 26 life-sized versions of popular board games. Bonus: The pieces are really hard to lose  (mentalfloss.com) (49)


Fri January 06, 2012
(WWSB ABC 7) Florida Man robs the elderly, steals donation jar, caught before taking candy from a baby  (mysuncoast.com) (15)


Sat December 31, 2011
(USA Today) Amusing Prison inmates have registered with the IRS as tax preparers. Will take payments in cash, candy bars, cigarettes  (usatoday.com) (27)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Bleacher Report) Cool The 2012 Rose Bowl: the Darth Vaders vs. the Candycanes  (bleacherreport.com) (34)


Sun December 25, 2011
(AL.com) Amusing Newest dangerous teen trend that parents should be on the lookout for: snorting candy  (blog.al.com) (62)


Thu December 22, 2011
(MSNBC) Interesting Study finds that "Christmas" beats "porn" once a year on Google. Most popular search still "Christmas girl Candy Kane"  (technolog.msnbc.msn.com) (16)


Wed December 21, 2011
(New York Magazine) Stupid Candy store Sugar & Plumm Purveyors of Yumm learns the hard way the Upper West Side doesn't like cute store names, bright layouts, or fun. "The whole thing needs toned down. The coolest places in New York have no signs"  (nymag.com) (163)


Tue December 20, 2011
(CNNGo) Spiffy Japan's candy version of sushi. It must be freshly prepared, it's more about presentation than taste, and the roe is creepily reminiscent of eyeballs. Same goes for the candy  (cnngo.com) (11)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Some Grinch) Silly Leave the Christmas cookies, cakes, candy bars, and soda at home ya little fatties, school is no place for yummy holiday celebrations this year  (boston.cbslocal.com) (43)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Some Guy) Florida "I'm here to eat candy canes and steal Porsches, and I'm all out of candy canes"  (news4jax.com) (23)


Mon December 12, 2011
(io9) Misc How is candy cane formed?  (io9.com) (119)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Some Guy) Asinine Congress to discuss indefinite military deten- err.... whether candy is a vegetable  (opencongress.org) (73)
(Fox News) Interesting Production of the Ford Econoline van will end next year. Children who are prone to accepting candy from strangers rejoice  (foxnews.com) (32)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Discover) Cool Gorgeous solar system eye candy. Come for the giant Saturn storm, stay for the lumpy, psychedelic Earth  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (5)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Aggrogate) Interesting Angry Birds now has a gummy candy. It's bland, unsatisfying, and there are so many better choices out there. The candy sucks, too  (aggrogate.com) (130)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Gamma Squad) Sick Facebook group members mail chicken pox infected candy to parents who want to infect their kid with the disease instead of vaccinating. A plague on all their houses  (gammasquad.uproxx.com) (250)


Sun November 06, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Scary Man stabs woman multiple times over Halloween candy. He was *not* a jolly rancher  (suntimes.com) (40)
(Break) Video Best NFL-style open field tackle of a candy thief you'll see this year  (break.com) (61)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Interesting Five nerds charged in candy stealing spree. They thought they could make a fast break, but police are reserving a special dark place for them in jail  (ajc.com) (36)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing What happens when parents tell their kids that mommy and daddy ate all of their halloween candy? HILARITY, that's what (video goodness)   (ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com) (56)


Tue November 01, 2011
(The Smoking Gun) Florida Nine-year-old girl who was told to stop eating candy on the school bus does the logical thing: spits at the driver, throws rocks at the bus, and then tosses a chair at a cop  (thesmokinggun.com) (395)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Boing Boing) Amusing Your 2011 candy hierarchy to the left, arguments over whether Hershey makes tile grout to the right  (boingboing.net) (164)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Slate) PSA Breaking news: how long does it take for a candy bar to go bad?  (slate.com) (53)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool Instead of candy, the Bradbury Science Museum is giving out SCIENCE  (santafenewmexican.com) (13)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Some Guy) Fail The 25 worst Halloween candies  (complex.com) (362)
(I Got A Rock) Asinine Food allergy jihadists set up alternative Halloween in abandoned parking lot in Tuscon. Naturally, they've outlawed costumes, pumpkins, and candy, but children will certainly thrill to the awesome spectacle of tar fumes and 120 degree heat  (blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com) (150)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Boston.com) Obvious Necco brings back artificial flavors because customers didn't want healthy, naturally flavored cabbage and beet candy  (boston.com) (39)
(E! Online) Dumbass Want some candy?  (eonline.com) (37)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Houston Press) Stupid How far is too far? Is Caesar salad-flavored cotton candy far enough?  (blogs.houstonpress.com) (39)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Bleacher Report) Silly All NFL teams as Halloween candy  (bleacherreport.com) (60)

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