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82 headlines found matching 'cancer'
Mon September 25, 2017
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(CNN)
 
 
 
John McCain's brain cancer is "very, very serious." Says doctors told him "it's a very poor prognosis"
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Fri September 22, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
New Orleans "witch" claims she can cure cancer with demonic pacts. John Constantine scoffs, lights up another cigarette (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Pink turns to blue
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Large genomic databases hold clues linking genetic mutations to future disease risk, as well as new X-Men story lines
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Tue September 12, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New study suggests that pharmaceutical companies price gouge
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ques. #1- Do you have middle-aged 'dad bod'? Ques. #2 - Have you written a will?
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Thu September 07, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Scientists have invented a "pen" that can identify cancer in about 10 seconds -- still no cure for it, however
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Problem: Few people have the extreme cancer pain that your company's ultra-powerful opioid treats. Solution: Screw it, just give it to random people who don't even have cancer, and if the insurance company calls to confirm they do, lie to them
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Wed September 06, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Like something out of a Science Fiction Horror story, Zika Virus has been used to kill cancer cells. Choice between Geek tab and Politics tab impossible. Initiating headline self-destruct sequence. See topic for details
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Tue September 05, 2017
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Houston officer rescues nearly 1,500 flood victims while battling stage 4 cancer
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Mon September 04, 2017
(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Indiana cancer patient's wish to meet my ex-wife is granted
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Sat September 02, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
While Houston is burning and exploding, Trump's EPA is busy weakening safety rules for chemical plants around the country. #MAGA indeed kids. toxic, burning, cancerous MAGA but MAGA nonetheless
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Jewish Press)
 
 
 
Israeli settler (and surgeon) successfully treats Gaza man with incredibly rare but very contagious skin disease at Jerusalem hospital. Don't look at the photo... I told you not to look
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Wed August 23, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
High doses of Vitamin B can lead to lung cancer, especially among smokers. Especially. Among. Smokers
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Tue August 22, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Does talcum powder cause cancer? Science says the jury's still out, but the jury says the science doesn't matter
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Sun August 20, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Groundbreaking study from the N.S. Sherlock Institute of Health shows that alternative cancer treatments lead to the alternative of surviving cancer
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
The vegan movement would be something some could get behind if it wasn't under the control of environmental wackos
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Mon August 14, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Study: Oral sex performed by men spreads cancer. Women: Okay, cancer, it's farking ON now, you son of a biatch
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Fri August 11, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Legendary New York street photographer Arlene Gottfried is dead at 66 of breast cancer, according to her devoted brother Gilbert
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Can you tell legitimate science from junk science? Challenge accepted
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Wed August 09, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen. Ron Johnson (R - epulsive) says that John McCain's vote against Obamacare repeal was probably due to the cancer he had in his brain affecting his judgement
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Mon August 07, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former Philadelphia Phillies catcher Darren Daulton dies from brain cancer at age 55. FARK you, cancer
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You just beat cancer what're you going to do now? Fall to my death from a cliff after a night of celebrating
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Sat August 05, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Genie has been honored with the title of 'Cat of the Year' after comforting and caring for her 11 year old person who underwent several operations and chemotherapy while battling bone cancer. F*ck cancer, long live Caturday (and this brave girl)
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Woman dying of pancreatic cancer in VA: I'd really love a last mocha milkshake from my favorite restaurant. In Cleveland. Woman's friend, Restaurant Owner, and UPS: challenge accepted
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kathy Griffin shaves herself bald. Yeah, you're already clicking on the link and you're going to be disapp.....you're not even reading this now, are you?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Talk about a buzzkill. Rare Animaniacs trifecta in play for all the wrong reasons
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New technology will allow you to inflict intractable diarrhea, massive weight gain, total baldness and an intense fishy body odor on your enemies. Is the future great or what?
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Let's all be grateful to the Senator who interrupted very important cancer treatment to rush back to D.C. over considerable distance to cast a vitally important "No" vote saving health care for millions. No, not that Senator. This one
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Meth addiction poster girl passed away at 55 from cancer
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
John McCain: Now you run on home to your constituents, and tell them... tell them everything's all right. And there aren't any more repeal bills in the valley. *gets on his horse and rides back to AZ*
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Health Care repeal fails? Then let's repeal the 17th Amendment
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker Diogenes picking up new kitteh tonight (quite unexpectedly). Pics in thread. Name suggestions for this future monster (look at those paws)?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Through a Scanner Farkly: The 2017 Fark Fiction Anthology has arrived. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you may want more bourbon
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: A woman of 26 in my social circle was diagnosed with cancer. She needs help with meals and child care. But, she's a self-absorbed biatch and has alienated everyone, including me. I feel bad for the kids. Am I obligated to help?"
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
British boffins at NHS advise doctors to only prescribe real medicine and stop prescribing £90,000 a year in placebos
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Senator McCain went for a hike (not in the woods) with his daughter (not Chelsea) and posted pics today (but not with "random" neighbors) so all is well and this is totally not like Hillary Clinton
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alt-right says John McCain's cancer is "godly justice" for consorting with the Devilcrats for 30 years
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Thu July 20, 2017
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this before: Top GOP official exposes himself in public bathroom
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) diagnosed with brain cancer
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Sun July 16, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"If my friend smokes only sometimes, should he use filters?"
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Thu July 13, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Still no cure for cancer. But we can weaponize your body to fight it, and that's a hell of a start
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Scientists, who apparently have cured cancer and solved all the mysteries of the Universe, decide to insert a GIF of a horse into living bacteria because of course they can
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Father thrown in jail for pretending his son had cancer. For the second time
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Tue July 11, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New study not only proves that that cannabinoids are anticancer agents, but that there are six different cannabinoids (the chemical compounds found in cannabis plant) that have anticancer effects on leukemia cells specifically. IN YOUR FACE, DEA
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Cruz amendment could raise premiums for 1.5 million with preexisting conditions
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Single-payer health care would spell doom to alternative medicines like chiropractors, acupuncturists, cuppers, herbal cancer curing supplements, and prayer - all of which are covered by insurance now but won't be when the government takes control
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Did cancer exist before 1973?
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
Weeners
 
Brazilian soccer team takes a stand against prostate cancer by releasing how to video (Not safe for work)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
He was Sunderland's mascot. He led England out at Wembley & he scored a penalty against Chelsea. 6 year old Bradley Lowery has left for the Stadium of Light in the sky
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Thu July 06, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
President Shrub turns 71 today...and as much as it pains subby to admit it, we do miss him now
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Chemotherapy may make cancer spread and cause more aggressive tumors to grow. That's the textbook definition of doing it wrong
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ejaculating 21 times a month could reduce the risk of prostate cancer, claims whacked out study
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Just drinking two pints of beer a day could give you five types of cancer. Cheers
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Mon July 03, 2017
(WIVB)
 
 
 
Not many hockey games have a final score of 1725 to 1697, but not many hockey games raise $1.2 million to fight cancer
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
E News host Maria Menounos steps down amid brain tumor battle
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
News: Amish man is convicted in Federal court for obstruction of justice and selling homemade herbal supplements he claims cure cancer. Fark: He represents himself in court and goes Sovereign Citizen on the proceedings
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Thu June 29, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
People with high IQs less likely to die young, vote Republican
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Your dog wants a treadmill
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo" and "John Wick" actor Michael Nyqvist dead at 56, following a battle with lung cancer
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Tue June 27, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
CA regulators pass law requiring Monsanto to put warning labels on Roundup saying that its main ingredient, glyphosate, causes cancer. But does it have GMOs? And what's a little cancer when it comes to killing dandelions, anyway? Farking dandelions
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Shouldn't this have been in the Politics tab?
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Sat June 24, 2017
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Marijuana contains thousands of chemical compounds, more than fifty cause cancer, offers no medical benefits. Wonder drug, my ass
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
It's the longest day of the year today; Summer Solstice. How can we make it not suck?
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Tue June 20, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kamala Harris takes the Senate floor by storm and speaks for a survivor of childhood cancer who lives in fear she will lose health care coverage. Shockingly, she was not silenced by a white man
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Having cured cancer and solved the mysteries of the Universe, scientists turn their attention to more important things, like "How long would a Fidget Spinner spin in space?" Hint: Not forever (depending on your definition of 'forever')
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Sat June 17, 2017
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Researchers figure out what causes cancer to metastasize, Still no cure for, oh wait
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Tue June 13, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Adam Schiff promises if Trump fires Mueller, they'll just reappoint him
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Mon June 12, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Alyson Hannigan didn't like the "How I Met Your Mother" finale either
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow is charging $500-1500 for the privilege of learning that Advil are like hand grenades, frog venom cures cancer, and mothers should become digestive enzymes
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Sat June 10, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fat, drunk and stupid may be no way to go through life but it is becoming the lifestyle for more and more Americans. Obvious tag last seen on the couch with a sack of Fritos and a 40
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Organ recipient accepts diploma on behalf of 13-year-old who donated liver, six metric tons of dust
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
ESPN's fifth-longest tenured commentator is unknown to all because he covers college track and field for the WWL, but he still loves his work, has immense respect from his peers, and is a cancer survivor. Even more amazingly, he wasn't laid off
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Wed June 07, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Unfortunately, there are not many options to treat your stage IV cancer. But trying to murder the doctors that treat you is definitely not one of them
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Of course the pesticides farmers use on their produce won't harm your children. Besides, six fingers and cysts on reproductive organs are hip with the younger crowd these days
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
In the near future doctors will be able to screen for cancer with a blood test, so you will know years sooner about your pre-existing condition
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Japanese scientists identify centenarian gene that may explain how some people live to 100 and older regardless of their diet and exercise habits
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"Sir Roger Moore said I was a better 007 than him," claims worst James Bond ever
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Wait... is it "Feed a cold, starve a tumor?" I never get these things right
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For those who missed it late last night, we lost a great core TFer to cancer yesterday - RIP Lockers
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Tue May 30, 2017
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Breast cancer to prevent Olivia Newton-John from getting physical on a new tour
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cancer tumors are being targeted on a genetic level, fueling hope there may soon be a cure for cancer and an end to Fark's longest meme
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