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67 headlines found matching 'cancer'
Mon March 30, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Polio eradicated but still no cure for cancer. Wait, reverse that
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(95)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Her ticket to hell has been upgraded to first-class. This 'mom' physically abused her baby, and faked cancer for people to show sympathy to her
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(61)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
World's oldest evidence of breast cancer found in 4,200-year-old Egyptian bones. And you thought your HMO was slow in getting back with your diagnosis
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(10)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So what do you want, a cure for cancer, or a way to waste less ketchup?
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Monsanto to the IARC: We want a retraction on your study that says our product causes cancer. IARC: But it's true. Monsanto: Maybe you didn't hear us: ISSUE A RETRACTION
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(64)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Researchers conclude having "just 3 beers a day" could give you cancer. Solution? Don't have "just 3 beers a day"
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(51)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie has ovaries removed so they won't become cancerous some day. Brad Pitt reportedly considering building new wife out of all her spare parts
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(126)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Rapping trainee doctor raises awareness for skin cancer in brilliant video"
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(4)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
British Parliament votes to ban branding on cigarette packages. Smokers now restricted to getting generic lung cancer
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(71)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
"New study confirms that there are way too many studies." Still no cure for cancer
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(17)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Turns out the "poison" that a Connecticut teen once refused to treat her cancer may actually be useful for, you know, treating cancer
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(72)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
How does a male teenager try to see if he has testicular cancer? By taking a pregnancy test of course
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(30)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
HOA to family whose daughter is fighting cancer: Sorry we were such dicks. Go ahead and build her playhouse
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(106)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"Every week in Australia, three men will be diagnosed with male breast cancer." Seriously, what is WITH that place?
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(31)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Make-A-Wish agrees to help build a playhouse for six-year-old girl with cancer. HOA: Not so fast
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(205)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Mercurial outfielder and batting champ Alex Johnson dead of cancer at 72. Tragic week in sports continues
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(8)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Science once again moves a step closer to science fiction with the introduction of gold covered nanoparticles to help fight cancer. Introducing: the "nanobeacon"
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(18)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My mother died a horrible, painful death; she was 41, I was 13. My father remarried, and now my stepmother is dying of cancer and comparing her struggle to my mom's. I think this is insensitive. Tell me I'm right"
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(35)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"Nurse, this patient has cancer. Get me forty milligrams of pollen and a quinoa burger, stat"
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(55)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Wellness Warrior dies aged 30 after trying to cure her cancer naturally
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(179)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ontario city named Cancer Capital of Canada: "I've never seen as much cancer as I've seen in Cornwall. My neighbor has cancer. My dog has cancer. Our writers have cancer, one former mayor died of a rare cancer and another is so sick he can't work"
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Wed February 25, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Republican Assemblywoman suggests that cancer is a fungus that can be flushed out with sodium cardonate. Still no actual cure for cancer
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(89)
 


Tue February 24, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
DeAngelo Williams was released by the Carolina Panthers but is OK with that. Why? He did not like how the organization treated the death of his mother to breast cancer in May by being a no-show at her funeral
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(34)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Turn out the light, you've got skin cancer
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(7)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Wanted: Examiners for newly developed breast cancer screening technique. Applicants must be comfortable touching women's breasts, female, and blind (probably not safe for work)
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(37)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Standup Barbie TV reporter diagnosed with skin cancer after using sun beds for 10 years
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(73)
 
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
Scientists discover ingredient in olive oil that literally rips open a new one in various types of cancer cells
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(51)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
VH1 star 'Real' Ahmad Givens has died of cancer at age 33. FARK cancer
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(16)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bruce Dickinson diagnosed with cancer and the only treatment is more cowbell
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(40)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New smartphone app tells you if you have cancer. Still no cure for cancer
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(6)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
This is a REALLY bad day to live in Spain, at least if you breathe air (with pic of massive orange plume of airborne cancer)
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(33)
 


Sun February 08, 2015
(National Post)
 
 
 
Well, sir... The good news is that you don't have bladder cancer. The bad news is that you need a hysterectomy
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(69)
 
(Wall Street OTC)
 
 
 
Drinking four cups of coffee per day reduces your risk of endometrial cancer, clowns eating you
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(16)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Dr. 90210" claims he can now enlarge breasts without implants using stem cells. Still no cure for cancer (not safe for work pic)
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(Time)
 
 
 
It may be time to trade in your pink cancer awareness ribbon for one with tobacco stains
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This just in: Wrinkled penises with teeth might cure cancer
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(7)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New study proves that after the age of 50, you're just waiting around to see what kind of cancer you get, and your odds just went up to 50/50
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Mon February 02, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cancer organization partners with NFL on prostate treatment, say they want to help prevent soft balls in the future
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(18)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Bad: allowing unvaccinated children into public schools. Asinine: allowing unvaccinated patients into children's cancer wards
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cure for cancer found...by little girl...over dinner
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Wed January 28, 2015
(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Farker's dog has cancer and will be crossing the rainbow bridge soon. Please Photoshop him so I can say goodbye with a smile
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Thu January 22, 2015
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Former Buffalo Bills QB Jim Kelly told by doctors that he is now cancer-free, hopes his doctors are more accurate than Scott Norwood
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Wed January 21, 2015
(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Drinkingfourcupsofcoffee everydaycanreduceyour riskofskincancer
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(44)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Grandfather who survived three different types of cancer completes trek to South Pole after publicly challenging nature to try and stop him again
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(22)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Study comparing burden of different diseases to their NIH cure funding percentage finds cancer has second best burden/funding relationship. In related news: Still no cure for cancer
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(15)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
One day after meeting his favorite musician, Eminem, a teenage boy suffering from cancer has died. At least he went out holding on to a happy memory
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(38)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Colorado group helps breast cancer survivors get tattoos, say this is much better than their original idea of nipple rings
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(15)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Research reveals the latest trigger for lung cancer: Oxygen. Well, we're screwed now
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(63)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Still carrying takeout home in a plastic bag? Enjoy your cancer, infertility, kidney and throat cancers
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(52)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Pick up your phone, order yourself a pizza in Taylor Negron's memory. Cancer claims the life of actor and stand-up comedian at age 57
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Thu January 08, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Venezuelan officials: McDonald's fries are cancerous. And they never give you enough
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(17)
 


Tue January 06, 2015
(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
How scorpion venom can cure cancer, or at least take patient's minds off their cancer by suddenly making it the second most serious medical problem they face, behind scorpions
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(12)
 


Mon January 05, 2015
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Scientists treat brain cancer and Ebola with Viagra, increasing the likelihood of a possible ZombiEbolAids apocalypse
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(26)
 


Sun January 04, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Stuart Scott has died at 49. Fark cancer
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(223)
 


Sat January 03, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Years of painstaking scientific research have finally determined one of the main causes of cancer: Bad luck
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(89)
 


Thu January 01, 2015
(ITV)
 
 
 
Former editor of British Medical Journal: "Stop wasting billions trying to cure cancer - it's the best way to die"
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(46)
 


Mon December 22, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tom Brokaw says his cancer is in the greatest remission
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(8)
 


Sun December 21, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Do too." "Do not." "Do too." "Do not." "Do too." "Do not." "Do too." "Do not." "Do too." "Do not." "Do too." "Look, this latest study shows that cell phones absolutely, positively do NOT cause cancer. We think"
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(25)
 


Tue December 16, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman has her little finger removed after doctors discover a rare form of cancer. Just kidding, it was her appendix, large bowel, small bowel, gall bladder, spleen, womb, ovaries, fallopian tubes, cervix, stomach lining and navel
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(53)
 


Sun December 14, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists measure the anatomy of the characters from the webcomic xkcd, swear that they'll start working on that 'cure-for-cancer' thing next weekend
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(8)
 


Fri December 12, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
World's oldest penguin undergoes radiation therapy to fight cancer. Yes, penguin
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(27)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Young girl battling cancer excited to meet bald Cinderella. Prince Charming wonders just how bald Cinderella is
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(47)
 


Thu December 11, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Researchers say scorpion venom may help treat cancer, hope to convince other Spider-Man villains to pitch in, as well
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(18)
 


Sun December 07, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Green Day guitarist hopes to say "good riddance" to tonsil cancer
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(20)
 


Sat December 06, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What makes the Pumpkin Spice Latte from Starbucks "so... zesty?" Two doses of Cancer-causing food coloring, Monsanto milk, and for you Vegans, IBS-causing non-organic Soy with cow milk for flavor. And lots of HFCS of course. Also, zero pumpkin
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(91)
 


Thu December 04, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Most ancient case of cancer ever found in bones of man who died 4,500 years ago. Still no cure for cancer
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(8)
 


Mon December 01, 2014
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Dude thinks his mom gave his dad cancer. That's the least crazy aspect of this story
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(35)
 

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