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77 headlines found matching 'cancer'
Tue July 22, 2014
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Let's see if Fark can make a 5-year-old boy with inoperable brain cancer feel better on his birthday
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Mon July 21, 2014
(Vice)
 
 
 
Two new patients have been cleared of HIV. Still no cure for cancer, but damn if this isn't a great achievement
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(Newsmax Health)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why Farkers have lower chances of having osteoporosis, arthritis, heart attack and stroke, kidney stones, cancer causing carcinogens, dementia, and diabetes? Four letters. Here comes the science
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Fri July 18, 2014
(Fortune)
 
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(Split Infinity Radio)
 
 
 
TFer's friend and fellow Internet DJ is dying of cancer, and we're doing a fundraiser music and gaming marathon to raise money to help defray expenses, starting July 18th at 9:00 PM PT/midnight ET. Tag is for donors
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife told me we never had kids because she was barren from cancer. As she lay dying, she told me she'd taken birth control for twenty years and had two abortions. I swear this isn't fake"
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Thu July 17, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
You smokers are really killing yourselves... and not just from lung cancer
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Stuart Scott's ESPY speech from last night. Tag is for the fact that he's still kicking cancer's ass
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(Kottke)
 
 
 
Inspiring story of a man who, after being diagnosed with terminal cancer, fought through the disease and became a hero in France on his racing bicycle. It's not THAT guy, it's another one
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Wed July 16, 2014
(Fark)
 
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"Totalfark made me the artist I am. Before TF, I was sane. And could still wear normal glasses" -Vincent van Gogh
 
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Treatment derived from cat poop parasite fights cancer with body's own defenses
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Tue July 15, 2014
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
Scientists use MRI to measure precisely how a woman's butt moves when she sits down. Cancer can wait for this one
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Sat July 12, 2014
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Remember how antioxidants were supposed to prevent cancer? Yeah, about that
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Fri July 11, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Smelling farts may prevent cancer
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Getting a vasectomy could get you cancer
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Thu July 10, 2014
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Soft drink maker fined .000002% of sales for advertising its product cures cancer, diabetes. They're really sorry but pretty sure you'll like their "Makes you invisible and immune to sharks" campaign
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Wed July 09, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Submitter's friend is a pancreatic cancer survivor. Now he's raising money to help fight this plague. Help if you can, drink a beer for him if you can't
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Congress: You guys at the VA need to add brain cancer, lung cancer, and migraines to the list of things you cover for Gulf War illness. VA: Fark You and if you ask again we'll put you on a secret waiting list
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Mon July 07, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Don't ask Pennsylvania's health department any questions about fracking. Best not to mention cancer clusters either
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Sun July 06, 2014
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Japanese scientists have found a way to slow down the aging process.... In flowers. But there is still no cure for cancer
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Thu July 03, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists stop working on wasteful projects like searching for a cure for cancer or creating a clean, renewable energy source to focus on real groundbreaking research: figuring out which shape of glass makes beer taste best
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Wed July 02, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Throat cancer has contracted Jamie Dimon
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Fri June 27, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man gets his dying wish granted as he marries the love of his life in front of his family in what his brother described as a 'a heartbreaking fairytale' ten hours before losing his battle with cancer. Why doesn't anyone dust in here anymore?
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Thu June 26, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man believes that Obamacare causes cancer and demons have possessed Obama. Is he: A) an inpatient at Bellevue? B) The homeless guy down the street with the tinfoil hat? C) the winner of the GOP primary to represent CO 15 in the state assembly?
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Mon June 23, 2014
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Researchers find new cancer-causing activity. If you had 'sitting,' get off your arse if you want to live
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Sun June 22, 2014
(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Have you ever said to yourself, "If only there was a way to help a fellow TFette in her battle against cancer"? Well now you can. Hero tag is for the 14 years she has been waging it
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Tue June 17, 2014
(The Eagle)
 
 
 
After two years of studies, researchers conclude that "coolness is a subjective, positive trait perceived in people, brands, products, and trends that are autonomous in an appropriate way." Still no cure for cancer
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(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Subbette's baby nephew was just diagnosed with cancer. Spiritual and/or financial support for his young parents appreciated
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Mon June 16, 2014
(WHAS 11 Louisville)
 
 
 
Dog with terminal cancer is checking off his bucket list items, though it may be difficult to meet the Queen of England and sniff her crotch
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Sat June 14, 2014
(Peterborough Telegraph)
 
 
 
Problem: the word "hero" is overused. Solution: borrow the word "superheld" from German and use it to describe real heroic people. Real superheld dead from cancer
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Fri June 13, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
When on the way to the hospital for your cancer-like disease, it always helps if you get to meet One Direction along the way
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Thu June 12, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
8-year-old British girl diagnosed with terminal brain cancer becomes the first person in the world to beat the illness
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Sat June 07, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Boy fighting cancer gets to live his dream by working as a garbageman for a day (pics)
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Thu June 05, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
"In the simplest terms, I am trying to teach the computer how to diagnose cancer," says Nobel Laureate. Oh sorry, says 19-year-old who has already won a $50,000 Google scholarship and been invited to the White House to showcase her research
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Wed June 04, 2014
(Today)
 
 
 
Valerie Harper's incurable brain cancer is being kept in check. I guess that means Sandy Duncan won't be replacing her any time soon
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Tue June 03, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man giving a ride to a couple of elderly cancer patients in NYC discovers that one will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than the Taxi & Limousine Commission
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Mon June 02, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Man walks 2,000 miles to help save dogs from cancer. That's as much as both Proclaimers
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Sat May 31, 2014
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Cancer patient arrested for growing marijuana to curb his pain and symptoms told by judge that his intended defense--using marijuana to ease the pain of cancer--won't be allowed in his courtroom
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Thu May 29, 2014
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Bad: Sonoma County man battling cancer is denied coverage by his insurance company. Worse: Despite having multiple tumors in his brain, lungs, liver & bones the insurance company says his hospital stay didn't meet the criteria for medical necessity
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Tue May 20, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Prostate cancer linked to STI... suddenly all those men who didn't want their daughters vaccinated against cervical cancer causing STI's change their minds
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Sat May 17, 2014
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Scientists find 'root' of cancer. Duh, it comes from Greek karkinos
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Thu May 15, 2014
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
TSA posting warning signs to travelers about MERS next to the machines that will give you cancer so they can look at you naked. Enjoy your delayed flight
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Mayo Clinic uses measles vaccine to kill cancer. Your move, Dr. McCarthy
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Wed May 14, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
He wanted to raise £10,000 for the Teenage Cancer Trust. Instead he's raised over £3.2 million. R.I.P. Stephen Sutton, aged 19
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Good news for dark beer lovers who grill: You're fighting cancer before it starts when you combine the two
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Mon May 12, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
GM is the worst car manufacturer in the US, which is like being the worst form of cancer
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Maybe those three years of chemo will be good for something, sorry about your mis-diagnosed lung cancer. Oopsie, our bad
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Fri May 09, 2014
(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
18-year-old cancer patient wants to go to prom, but worries how he'll look in photos with his protective mask on. Thanks to all his friends, the photos turned out freaking awesome, and a little bit dusty
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Thu May 08, 2014
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
With an iPhone, you can check email, surf the web, play games, accurately diagnose skin cancer, check the weat-- wait, what?
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Tue May 06, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
You can't say there's no cure for cancer, but it will make you sicker than the disease, and cost you a small house
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Mon May 05, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Growing out your hair so that you can donate it to cancer patients, kid? That's unfortunate. You are no longer qualified to hit a ball with a stick
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Fri May 02, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Beloved cartoon characters are going bald to help kids with cancer. Good grief
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Wed April 30, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Camels are now confirmed as the source of the MERS virus, emphysema, lung cancer
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Sun April 27, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
When the lead actress of your Broadway play gets cancer during the run of your production do you C) sue her because the brain tumour makes her slur her speech and forget her lines
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Sat April 26, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Kansas State runs 'Kaiden's Play' for young cancer patient Kaiden Schroeder during Spring football game. Damn the pollen in here is brutal. (video)
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Thu April 24, 2014
(Sparkonit)
 
 
 
Scientist discover inverse relation between Alzheimer's and cancer
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Wed April 23, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Men, do you have balls? If so Samuel L Jackson needs to talk tough to you about the need for you to grab your testicles and check for lumps in new charity cancer video. So man up and grab your balls
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Tue April 15, 2014
(10 News)
 
 
 
Jose Montaño, a 12-year-old who was known for delivering toys to sick children and snacks to their parents while fighting his own battle with cancer has passed away. Wow, it's really dusty in here right now
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Mon April 14, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
According to UK pageant organizers prancing around in front of their judges in high heels and bikini is perfectly wholesome, but tweeting a basically SFW topless photo of yourself to raise breast cancer awareness "brings shame upon the pageant"
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Sat April 12, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Jesse Winchester, a singer and songwriter who wrote songs for artists like Elvis Costello, Jimmy Buffett and Joan Baez has died after a long battle with cancer at age 69
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Thu April 10, 2014
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old NCAA fan Princess Lacey dies of cancer. Mighty dusty in here today
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(Kinston Free Press)
 
 
 
Wilko Johnson talks about his days in Dr. Feelgood, his acting debut in "Game Of Thrones", his new album with Roger Daltrey of The Who and how he reacted to the news that he had pancreatic cancer
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Sun April 06, 2014
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
They're smart, they're blonde, they're killing cancer cells. Is there anything the Swedes can't do?
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Fri April 04, 2014
(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Turns out the best thing to fight cancer is tobacco, so long as you don't set fire to it
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Thu April 03, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Balloons and lasers fight cancer. Subby has two raves to attend this weekend
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Wed April 02, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Great news: there is a new drug on the market that cures 95% of Hepatitis C patients, saving them from liver transplants or liver cancer. Not-so-great news: it costs $1,000 a day and has to be taken for 12 weeks
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Miso soup protects against cancer. Miso horny increases risk of STDs
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Tue April 01, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cure found for college dorm funk, not for cancer
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Cell phones give you cancer. New hotness: Cell phones give you drug-resistant mutant head lice
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Mon March 31, 2014
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Man survives throat cancer, tongue cancer and prostate cancer, only to find there's still no cure for 21-year-old hit-and-run drunk drivers
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Sat March 29, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Cure play a marathon 45-song concert for the Teenage Cancer Trust and play the b-side "2 Late" for the first time ever
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Does your NFL team want the gangbanging, locker room cancer Desean Jackson?
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Thu March 27, 2014
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
I'll be damned, evangelical church finally offers Holy Oil cure-all for everything from cancer to strokes to bladder problems. Why yes, for a small fee, why do you ask?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
SELF editor discovers that people don't really take kindly to mocking a cancer patient running a marathon in her tutu
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Three peaches a day could help beat breast cancer. And just imagine the benefits if one were to move to the country and eat a lot of them
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Wed March 26, 2014
(Lego)
 
 
 
The Little Prince is the last book submitter's wife read to her son who was dying of brain cancer two years ago and she'd be really pleased if this Lego set became reality. Please go vote for it and make it happen
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(31)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
After getting national media coverage and phone calls from people outraged over the situation, Kamryn Renfro, the girl who was suspended from school for shaving her head to support her friend with cancer will return to school
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Tue March 25, 2014
(Wausau Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Republican lawmaker reverses her stance on cancer bill... shortly after discovering she's facing chemotherapy: "I started to think about the issue in a new way"
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(9 News)
 
 
 
School won't let 11-year-old girl back to school because she violated the school's dress code policy by: A) wearing a t-shirt with a bad word, B) wearing shorts that revealed her underwear or C) shaving her head to support her friend with cancer
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