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68 headlines found matching 'cancer'
Wed September 02, 2015
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Monsanto's new super-broccoli packed with engineered nutrients to help you fight cancer and cholesterol, glow in the dark, make you immune to joy, communicate with squids, sweat pharmaceuticals, grow third eye and/or testicle on forehead
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Mon August 31, 2015
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Scientists create ice cream that doesn't melt. Still no cure for new kind of cancer caused my unmelted ice cream
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(55)
 


Thu August 27, 2015
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Awww hell of course you cash in your whole pension and travel the world if you're told you have cancer and six months to live ...it's not like you're going to need it later in life
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(47)
 


Wed August 26, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
9/11 survivor from iconic "Dust Lady" photo succumbs to cancer at 42
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(66)
 


Tue August 25, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Planning to bbq some burgers and 'dogs on the grill this holiday weekend? Good, good. Enjoy. And don't worry too much about whether all that tasty charring might be giving you cancer. It's probably not. Probably
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Mon August 24, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists reprogram cancer cells back to "normal". Why stop there? Turn that lymphoma into laser-beam eyes
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Sat August 22, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz follows up his poorly timed jokes about Joe Biden the day after his son died by going after Jimmy Carter the day after his cancer diagnosis
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(113)
 


Fri August 21, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Shannen Doherty battling breast cancer; blames her business manager
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(65)
 


Thu August 20, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
U.S. government admits that cannabis does kill cancer cells. Still no cure for munchies
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(37)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Jimmy Carter's cancer has spread to his brain
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(143)
 


Fri August 14, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Red Sox now have to deal with a new cancer in the clubhouse
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(10)
 


Wed August 12, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Miss Pennsylvania wins the talent competition by faking cancer
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former President Jimmy Carter discloses he has cancer that has spread to different parts of his body. No word on prognosis
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(484)
 


Tue August 11, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
PepsiCo finally begins shipping Diet Pepsi with sucralose, after aspartame has eaten away sales like a cancer
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Thu August 06, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
5-year-old girl with terminal cancer gets a birthday party, wedding and prom all at once. It is so dusty in here
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Wed August 05, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers, taking a break from cancer studying, finally figure out how earthworms eat. Yay science
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(21)
 


Sun August 02, 2015
(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
There's jerk and then there's stealing $90,000 worth of human hair meant for cancer patients jerk
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Wed July 29, 2015
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Still no cure for cancer, but hey at least we have a 'cancer killing' machine to do battle against it now
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Tue July 28, 2015
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
While many people have said that the Guantanamo Detention center is a cancer on the United States, they usually don't mean it this literally
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kissing overtakes smoking as leading risk of head and neck cancers: "High-risk behaviours are oral sex, multiple kissing partners, and more recently there are reports even 'petting' can lead to infection"
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Mon July 27, 2015
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, do I have cancer in my balls?"
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(9)
 


Tue July 14, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists discover the mechanism by which cancer metastasizes. Holy cancer vaccine, Batman
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(66)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Reasons to leave the Tour de France after the first week: A) Crash and break a bone, B) Take too long on a stage and miss the time cut, C) Testicular cancer. Ah, fark. Why is it always C)
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Mon July 13, 2015
(WRAL)
 
 
 
That 13 POUNDS of pot you found at my house? It's my father's cancer medicine
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Fri July 10, 2015
(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Dammit; I am very sad to report that our own scruffy1 has died after his long battle against intestinal cancer - he was kind, generous, funny, and an all-around decent human bean... he will be missed (LGT gofundme scruffy1 started to pay his funeral expenses)
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Wed July 08, 2015
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Gov. Brownback issues order protecting religious liberty in KS. Still no cure for Kansas financial cancer
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Adam Sandler calls a 19-year-old battling cancer. Hasn't the teen suffered enough?
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Fri July 03, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Hall-of-Fame football player Charlie Sanders dies of cancer at age 68, so once again FARK cancer
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Tue June 30, 2015
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Farking magnets, already used to levitate frogs, mice, and strawberries, can also help cure cancer
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Sun June 28, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Alcohol is associated with cancers elsewhere and there is generally no safe level of exposure to booze. That is the new game changer"
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Thu June 25, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A flamingo in a Brazilian zoo gets an artificial leg, still no cure for cancer
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(9)
 


Tue June 23, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Eddie Van Halen: Even though I smoked most of my life, I got cancer because of my guitar picks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Men who take Viagra may be more likely to get skin cancer, research suggests. Sadly the cancer will last for longer than 4 hours
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The WHO has found that a herbicide may be causing cancer in humans, no word on how this will affect their next tour
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Mon June 22, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Maryland governor found to have cancer, Baltimore
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Researchers find a way to "Build a Better Blueberry". Still no cure for cancer
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(24)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Def Leppard guitarist Vivian Campbell, whose Hodgkin's lymphoma had been in remission, announced that it has returned and is leaving the band's tour. Fark cancer
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Wed June 17, 2015
(Machines Like Us)
 
 
 
New test for prostate cancer developed, and it doesn't involve shoving anything up your ass
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Tue June 16, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Doctor diagnosed by doctor with cancer. I mean, the Doctor has cancer, not the doctor
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Fri June 12, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
There are bad tattoos, and then there is "tattoo that make doctors think you have cancer" bad
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers successfully grow breasts in petri dishes for, um ..... uh, cancer research. Yeah, that's the ticket
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Sat June 06, 2015
(Chron)
 
 
 
What's worse, your breast cancer surgeon posting pics of your boobies on the nets, or your twelve-year-old son finding those photos in a Google search at a birthday party?
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Mon June 01, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Terminal cancers are being cured as new drugs turn patients' own bodies against disease"
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Sat May 30, 2015
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
NewsFlash
 
Vice President Joe Biden's son, Beau, has died. Fark cancer
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Japanese drug company invents sea sponge-derived treatment for sarcoma variants of cancer, which researchers say extends life by two months
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Fri May 29, 2015
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Senior class cancels class trip, donates $8,000 towards health care costs to their principal who is fighting cancer
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Still no cure for cancer, but we have answered the age old question of why there are holes in Swiss cheese
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Thu May 28, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Got cancer? Maybe you should cut down on the semen
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Wed May 27, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Breast cancer could be "stopped in tracks by cheap drugs," in today's story you're not hearing much about on American news networks that run a lot of pharmaceutical ads
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientists fight fire with fire - use herpes virus to successfully treat cancer. "About 10 per cent of the patients treated experienced a complete remission"
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas legislators feverishly working to ensure women of all incomes have access to cervical and breast cancer screenings. Oh wait, scratch that, reverse it. They're gutting all state funds because fark poor women, that's why
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Fri May 22, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Deadpool visits a kid in the hospital, gives him some pointers on kicking cancer's ass
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(BBC)
 
 
 
More than a quarter of a middle-aged person's skin is "on the road to cancer", which was coincidentally the worst Hope/Crosby film ever
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Thu May 21, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists have cracked the genetic code behind 9 in 10 types of prostate cancer tumors, are already able to kick cancer in the ass. Or out of the ass. Whatever
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Machine that 'uncooks eggs' used to improve cancer treatment
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Wed May 20, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Men who orgasm every day "have lower risk of prostate cancer," which means Farkers are at higher risk of being struck by a meteor while riding a pogo stick on a fishing boat in the Indian Ocean
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Tue May 19, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you've donated money to Cancer Fund of America, Cancer Support Services, Children's Cancer Fund of America and the Breast Cancer Society, we've got good news and bad news for you
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Resourceful Russians with cancer find ways to cut through the ponderous medical bureaucracy
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(45)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Still no cure for cancer but you have to admit a shade canopy that you can also eat is pretty damn useful
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Fri May 15, 2015
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Bruce Dickinson declared cancer free; still insists he still has a fever
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(26)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(New Europe)
 
 
 
Cuba: From making cigars to curing lung cancer
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Tue May 12, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef Sandra Lee is fighting breast cancer, which respects no one's tablescapes
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(34)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Doctors successfully remove Rob Ford from cancerous tumor. Tumor breathes a sigh of relief
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(19)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
"Seen through game theory, cancer and police corruption are pretty much the same thing. And for one of them, there's a cure"
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Fri May 08, 2015
(AOL)
 
 
 
How many cancerous fish do you have to catch in a river before it gets put on the 'compromised' list? Apparently, hundreds or thousands
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Thu May 07, 2015
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
When life gives you cancer now you can get wonderfully honest 'empathy cards'
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(45)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
American Airlines continuing their first in class customer service treatment by showing how well they treat cancer patients
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(28)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lumber Liquidators announces plans to end its "free cancer with floor purchase" program
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(32)
 

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