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Fri February 10, 2012
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Harry Reid urges Republicans to stay "calm" on birth control amendment. Well, that ought to do it
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huffingtonpost.com
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Fri January 27, 2012
New RIM CEO: Remain calm, all is well
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businessweek.com
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(18)
Thu December 29, 2011
Thousands of alien metal balls falling onto planet Earth. Experts say remain calm: "The balls seem to be designed to avoid striking any humans. They are friendly balls." If it's the Weekly World News, you know it's true
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weeklyworldnews.com
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Sat December 17, 2011
There's a jackknifed tractor trailer careening out of control on ice and heading right toward you. Do you scream like a schoolgirl or calmly stop the car and laugh with your buddy after the truck barely misses you
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liveleak.com
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(55)
Tue December 13, 2011
New study shows that gender difference in mathematics is cultural, not biological. I'm sure this will be a calm and rational discussion
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science.slashdot.org
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(117)
Wed December 07, 2011
No terrorist in their right mind will attack Montcalm County, Michigan now that they have $11,700 worth of snow cone machines. Thank you, Homeland Security
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gawker.com
)
(80)
Tue November 29, 2011
Man who carefully planned a mass slaughter, picked a place where it would be unlikely that the people could defend themselves, then carefully and calmly executed 77 people declared "insane", won't face jail time
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cnn.com
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(258)
Sun November 27, 2011
Do you like Ayn Rand? Neither does anyone else, but here's a clip of her saying insane shiat in a calm voice
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youtube.com
)
(412)
Wed November 09, 2011
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Herman Cain PAC offers calm support for their candidate against sex harassment allegations. Just kidding, they call the accuser an "ugly b*tch" and claim she works for Taxbama
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hermancainpac.com
)
(359)
Wed October 26, 2011
Police find children in kennel. The kids were initially very rowdy but calmed down when police threatened to get out the paper
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omaha.com
)
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