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Headlines matching 'business'
Fri February 10, 2012
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(Deadline) Cool Coming up next on Fox Business: NOTHING. Hey, it's just like the business tab  (deadline.com) (13)
(Business News Daily) Interesting Your business plan sounds fat  (businessnewsdaily.com) (2)


Thu February 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Weird If you think doing your taxes by yourself is confusing, try getting them done at a tax business where somebody put meth in the company coffee  (billingsgazette.com) (44)
(Slate) Unlikely I think we already have a winner for Worst Business Metaphor of the Year: "In many ways, the Chipotle burrito is very similar to the iPhone"  (slate.com) (127)
(msnbc) Interesting Business 101: Always avoid meetings with time-wasting morons  (lifeinc.today.msnbc.msn.com) (17)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Mediabistro) Fail New York Times post $40 million loss in 2011. However, it was spread out liberally among all its media businesses  (mediabistro.com) (53)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Japan Times) Weird University hires top ninja chief as business-school professor, researching how to apply ninja precepts to business world  (japantimes.co.jp) (42)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Telegraph) Spiffy "Spiffy," said Tom, "I have invented the phonograph. Now businessmen can send each other brief messages in pneumatic tubes, which I call the Internets." "Now, Slave, fetch me a recording of Bismarck"  (telegraph.co.uk) (10)
(The Raw Story) Hero Aussie boss sells business and gives $15 million bonus to staff  (rawstory.com) (50)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Yahoo) Amusing DP World sees 10% increase in business, has never looked up their name on Urban Dictionary  (finance.yahoo.com) (33)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious Mark Cuban out of the running to buy the LA Dodgers, because having an owner that cares would be bad for business  (hardballtalk.nbcsports.com) (63)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Ithaca Journal) Interesting Lansing Bj's Open for business. Will blow competition away while sucking economy dry. Swallow  (theithacajournal.com) (5)


Thu January 26, 2012
(LA Times) Obvious Restaurants that treat their workers better get more business, especially after customers notice that the saliva flavor is no longer present in their meals  (latimes.com) (12)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Oregon Live) Followup If you thought Starbucks beer and wine would be expensive, wait until your local theater gets in the business. A 64 ounce beer and a cubic meter of popcorn? $75  (oregonlive.com) (51)


Tue January 24, 2012
(New York Daily News) Dumbass "'Sometimes if your candidate loses ... you kind of get your panties in a wad and you may say things that you regret later,' Palin said Monday - without any hint of irony - on the Fox Business Network"  (nydailynews.com) (46)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Why uterus management is no one's business except its owner  (huffingtonpost.com) (110)


Thu January 19, 2012
(CBS News) Obvious Parent company of Old Country Buffet files for bankruptcy after realizing that running an "All You Can Eat" restaurant in a country undergoing an obesity epidemic probably isn't such a hot business model  (cbsnews.com) (60)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Gizmodo) Dumbass Sounds like the RIAA may be bitter/illiterate about this whole "blackout" business  (gizmodo.com) (82)
(Media Matters) Asinine FOX Business Channel: Captain abandoned cruise ship because of "union mentality"  (mediamatters.org) (94)
(MSNBC) Strange Faced with lower investment returns, banks are trying a novel business model: lending  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (6)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Boston Channel) Dumbass Business owner busted for going "undercover boss" on the women's restroom  (thebostonchannel.com) (81)


Mon January 16, 2012
(YouTube) Video Risky Business II: Risky Businessier  (youtube.com) (7)
(Marketwatch) Fail Small businesses are saying F the U.K  (marketwatch.com) (11)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Sad How the internet turned a 110 year old business into a phenomenon, which killed it  (chicagotribune.com) (127)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Short List) Dumbass The mere existence of the $1,500 business card  (shortlist.com) (149)


Wed January 11, 2012
(G4TV) Scary Go-Kart racing. Serious business  (g4tv.com) (11)
(Telegraph) Followup Random group of completely legitimate businessmen now the biggest business in Italy, still has its eyes on US Steel  (telegraph.co.uk) (18)
(New York Daily News) Stupid Having solved all the city's problems and determined to crush southern California's last remaining thriving business, LA City Council votes 11-1 to require condoms in porn productions  (nydailynews.com) (84)
(BBC) Interesting Kodak stock rises 46% on new business plan. Developing  (bbc.co.uk) (21)


Tue January 10, 2012
(WIVB) Interesting The Better Business Bureau names the top ten scams of 2011. The Better Business Bureau is suspiciously missing from the list  (wivb.com) (49)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Reuters) Followup U.S. automakers finally now considered a stable, growing business. This is not a repeat from 1908  (reuters.com) (39)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Entertainment Weekly) Sad Fox on 'Fringe' renewal odds: 'We're not in the business of losing money'  (insidetv.ew.com) (117)


Fri January 06, 2012
(MacWorld) Fail Barnes & Noble to join the HP and Netflix school of business of trying to divest themselves of their main source of income now, backpedaling sheepishly later  (macworld.com) (61)
(My Fox DC) Asinine Let's go over the minutes from the last meeting - the mayor, the city council president, and the city councilman are being investigated by the feds. Okay, next order of business - more rights for the city of Washington DC  (myfoxdc.com) (32)
(ESPN) Interesting Patriots offensive coordinator Bill O'Brien agrees to become head coach at Penn State. And you don't have to worry about any funny business going on with him as coach... he tapes everything  (espn.go.com) (61)


Thu January 05, 2012
(C|Net) Misc Former Microsoft software architect starts new company called Cocomo. Reports are his business model will be to take it fast, then to take it slow  (news.cnet.com) (22)


Tue January 03, 2012
(LA Times) Asinine Bank of America: Putting small businesses to work*. *Offer not available to small businesses. A small business fee may apply  (latimes.com) (66)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Forbes) Obvious Why Best Buy is going to go out of business  (forbes.com) (339)


Sun January 01, 2012
(Bloomberg) Obvious Koch Industries blows up children, blames government regulations "While business was becoming increasingly regulated, we kept thinking and acting as if we lived in a pure market economy"  (bloomberg.com) (115)


Sat December 31, 2011
(LiveLeak) Amusing No, the lab is just trying to have his walk and do his business, while the little white frou-frou one is being a total dick  (liveleak.com) (15)


Fri December 30, 2011
(ESPN) Cool Thierry Henry is coming back to Arsenal. Now all they need is Tony Adams, Steve Bould, Martin Keown, Lee Dixon, Nigel Winterburn and time machine, and they're in business  (soccernet.espn.go.com) (90)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Unlikely In a reminder that the US legal system is serious business, "Beverly Hillbillies" actress settles lawsuit over Barbie doll  (suntimes.com) (80)
(C|Net) Followup Go Daddy announces that they would very much like to stay in business, will stick to raping just their customers for a change  (news.cnet.com) (48)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Portfolio.com) Interesting Is medical pot a big business? Fresh off last month's purchase of Marijuana.com for $4.20 million, General Cannabis Inc. buys a software-development company. Toke, Mortimer, toke  (portfolio.com) (25)
(Yahoo) Interesting So you're a king eh?, Tell me, what's the monarching business pay these days? Really? Do you get medical and dental too? Nice  (news.yahoo.com) (37)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass "We're not going to kill Big Bird, Big Bird's going to have advertisements" - Mitt Romney, business genius  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (126)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Business News Daily) Interesting The best business advice of 2011. SELL, MORTIMER, SELL  (businessnewsdaily.com) (11)


Mon December 26, 2011
(azfamily.com) Obvious Man who found a burnt cross and a threatening note tied to a brick in his yard thinks whoever left them there is either a racist or has a problem with his DirectTV installation business  (azfamily.com) (79)
(Orange County Register) Asinine Successful, profitable businesses are fleeing California's unfriendly climate, and aren't shy about saying why. Bonus: Political leaders say that's not why they're leaving  (ocregister.com) (146)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Fark) Survey Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest: Business tab headlines  (fark.com) (47)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Yahoo) Dumbass The dumbest moments in business 2011  (finance.yahoo.com) (20)
(The Sun) Amusing Kanye West felt like his life was threatened after a fan threw a business card at him on stage. "We risking our lives up here. You can't go throwing s*** that we gonna slip on"  (thesun.co.uk) (111)


Tue December 20, 2011
(NBC Sports) Cool Pa state supreme court rules that you can trade sex for things as long as you don't do it as a business  (hardballtalk.nbcsports.com) (88)


Mon December 19, 2011
(AOL) Spiffy Police in Texas town handing gift cards to good drivers. Cards easily redeemable at all local businesses, liquor stores, firearms dealers  (autos.aol.com) (104)


Fri December 16, 2011
(WQAD) Dumbass College student pulls a knife on his classmate and threatens to kill her over something she posted on Facebook which, as we all know, is serious business  (wqad.com) (31)


Wed December 14, 2011
(WQAD) Sappy 3 years, 9 months, 13 days, 2 states, and more than 70 miles later, a family is reunited with the dog they gave up for lost after it wandered away while doing its business  (wqad.com) (46)


Tue December 13, 2011
(USA Today) Interesting Lindsey Vonn watched the Tebows beat the Bears in a luxury box with Tebow's family, saying they're "just good friends." If Tebow loses his virginity to Lindsey Vonn, there might be something to this Jesus business after all  (usatoday.com) (174)


Sun December 11, 2011
(Arizona Star) Strange Congratulations Tucson, Dickman's Meat remains open for business  (azstarnet.com) (46)
(SFGate) Sad Large firms are no longer just sitting on their cash and not hiring people, they are increasingly stiffing small businesses for payment owed on services and products  (sfgate.com) (148)


Sat December 10, 2011
(Huffington Post) Obvious Hey GOP, I'm a small-business owner, and I put all my money right back into my businesses in the form of capital improvements, which I don't pay taxes on anyway. So your argument isn't how reality works  (huffingtonpost.com) (186)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Some Guy) Unlikely Daily deal sites blamed for driving Chicago-area vegan hot dog stand out of business. It was a Chicago-area vegan hot dog stand  (chicago.cbslocal.com) (112)
(Bloomberg) Fail Texas Instruments revenue falls, discovers it's tough to be in the computer business when the chips are down  (bloomberg.com) (9)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Asinine Mitch McConnell: No raising taxes on small business to cut payroll taxes. Sen. Snowe: Here's a plan that exempts small business owners. McConnell: Still no  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (55)
(NJ.com) Obvious Report says organized crime has infiltrated garbage business in New Jersey. And you needed a report for this why?  (nj.com) (47)
(BBC) Hero Socalist labor unions ruin another business with selfish--oh, they took a 50% wage cut voluntarily to keep their employer afloat? And an extra-long unpaid Christmas break? Those commies  (bbc.co.uk) (66)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Abc.net.au) Stupid If you're going to rob a business, make sure the patrons can't run faster than your mode of getaway transport  (abc.net.au) (26)


Fri December 02, 2011
(CNBC) Scary The truth about how new businesses are funded. It's like watching sausage being made, except with money  (cnbc.com) (14)
(Google) Sad In 1994, Commodore Business Machines went out of business. A man on the last day of operations brought his camera along with him to record the last hours of this once epic company  (video.google.com) (45)


Thu December 01, 2011
(York Dispatch) Dumbass Pretend you have robbed a business. Do you: A - Flee as fast as possible to avoid capture, B - Go to a hideout no one can find you at, C - Call the business to see if anyone got your license plate number using your own cell phone?  (yorkdispatch.com) (4)
(King 5) Interesting Program gives professional ballerinas second chance to do something productive. With their ability to bend over backwards, they are naturals for the business world  (king5.com) (9)


Wed November 30, 2011
(CNBC) Interesting How to succeed in business. Uh oh, Americans aren't going to like this one  (cnbc.com) (36)
(Science Daily) Interesting Functional brain pathways disrupted in kids with oh hey what's going on over on the Business tab?  (sciencedaily.com) (6)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Followup AOL has no plans to go down with Yahoo's ship, will remain independent until going out of business next week  (chicagotribune.com) (19)
(ESPN) Obvious Gary Kubiak has mentioned his name, over the horizon, on a tractor, unfinished business. They call him... FAVRE  (espn.go.com) (74)


Sun November 27, 2011
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida You're free to fly the American flag in front of your business, as long as it's not one of those distracting digital versions  (tampabay.com) (46)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Media Matters) Fail Ann Coulter says that the protests should be shut down by shooting the protesters like they did at Kent State. Let's show those dirty hippies we mean business  (mediamatters.org) (500)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Reason Magazine) Asinine DEA destroys 88-year-old's business because his product, iodine crystals used to purify water, has shown up in some meth labs. The war on drugs claims another victory  (reason.com) (265)
(TwinCities.com) Stupid With "Black Friday" firmly entrenched, and "Cyber Monday" thrust upon us, the media is trying out "Small Business Saturday"  (twincities.com) (97)
(Bloomberg) Spiffy Lloyds pledges to lend over six million tons to UK businesses. That's heavy  (bloomberg.com) (11)


Mon November 21, 2011
(The Trumpet) Interesting The Fourth Reich is here, and this time they're wearing business suits  (thetrumpet.com) (47)
(Business Insider) Amusing Business Insider gives Fark credit for directing their attention to a story about Larry Anderson's momentary brain cramp  (businessinsider.com) (0)


Sat November 19, 2011
(Salon) Sick In new TV ads, Bank of America casts itself as a champion of the working class and small business. Ironic and Fail tags fight it out, but there's really only one tag that will suffice  (salon.com) (113)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting Meet the world's youngest CEO. He's already lobbying Congress for regulations to put your kid's lemonade stand out of business  (ca.news.yahoo.com) (19)
(NYPost) Cool "You are kidding yourself if you think you can be one of the highest-taxed states in the nation, have a reputation for being anti-business - and have a rosy economic future." - so says hatemongering GOP monster Andrew Cuomo  (nypost.com) (284)


Mon November 14, 2011
(USA Today) Stupid Overpaying for organic heirloom free-range tomatoes is a $7 billion business  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (46)
(Dayton Daily News) Followup Remember when Ohio drove those predatory payday lenders out of business? That market segment is now being served by "legitimate" banks, who offer short-term loans with 120 - 300% APRs  (daytondailynews.com) (105)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Telegraph) Ironic Today's high-powered business computing age was pioneered in 1951 by British caterer who simply wanted teashops to be adequately supplied with buttered scones and tea  (telegraph.co.uk) (23)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Huffington Post) Stupid How stupid is Jim DeMint (R-SC)? He was the lone "no" vote on a bill to give tax breaks to businesses that hire veterans. Why? Because it's an "Obama trick"  (huffingtonpost.com) (164)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Some Lizard) Photoshop Photoshop Theme: If other types of businesses were run like fast food joints  (3.bp.blogspot.com) (26)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Guardian) Scary If you have psychopathic tendencies and are born to a poor family, you're likely to go to prison. If you have psychopathic tendencies and are born to a rich family, you're likely to go to business school  (guardian.co.uk) (82)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Some Guy) Followup Remember that restaurant that banned kids? Out of business. Just kidding. Business is up twenty percent  (wtae.com) (209)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Reuters) Followup Groupon IPO shares soar to $31, market cap near $20 billion. That's a lot of spa treatments and awkward wine tastings  (reuters.com) (31)


Wed November 02, 2011
(brooklyn daily) Spiffy Brooklyn Daily runs a notice of FARK's annual nerd news party. "Weird news fans can meet some of the strangest minds in the business"  (brooklyndaily.com) (4)
(Fox News) Ironic OWS movement now has 21 new members, each fired because the cafe that employed them could no longer support itself due to lost business caused by the OWS protests  (foxnews.com) (203)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Hollyscoop) Unlikely Jessica Simpson says weight gain was great for business. #CHINNING  (hollyscoop.com) (29)
(Business News Daily) Scary The ten scariest business blunders this year (so far) (slideshow)  (businessnewsdaily.com) (29)


Mon October 31, 2011
(The Consumerist) Obvious Those "buy here, pay here" car dealerships might not be the most legitimate businesses  (consumerist.com) (37)


Fri October 28, 2011
(C|Net) Interesting HP: Hey, you know how we said that we were getting out of the PC business? Yeah, forget we said that, please  (news.cnet.com) (62)


Thu October 27, 2011
(SNY) Silly Listening to concerns that their losing is due in part to their deep outfield demensions, the Mets respond by changing their outfield walls to blue. World Champions. 2012. Book it. Done  (metsblog.com) (27)
(Marketwatch) Obvious Worker fraud costs small businesses big bucks. So you're all fired  (marketwatch.com) (15)


Mon October 24, 2011
(G4TV) Cool Video games heal the sick. See they are good for something. Putting doctors out of business since 2011  (g4tv.com) (22)
(Morning Sentinal.com) Spiffy A Maine man is the first to be documented to have driven a Honda to the million-mile mark, according to a company spokeswoman. "Thankfully, not many people do it, or we'd be out of business"  (kjonline.com) (98)
(Yahoo) Sad If you need to replace your Mom's cracked crystal egg, you better hurry. 100-year-old Steuben Glass is going out of business  (news.yahoo.com) (56)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Labspaces.net) Scary Environmental deregulation would save business, create jobs, cause a 450% increase in birth defects, stimulate the economy...wait, what?  (labspaces.net) (155)
(Huffington Post) Interesting Leftist Apple fanboys' heads asplode as Steve Jobs is revealed as having advised Obama he was headed for a one-term presidency unless he stopped shiatting on business and busted the teachers' unions  (huffingtonpost.com) (277)
(Some Guy) Fail After getting a promotion do you: C) Steal cash and torch the business?  (kentonline.co.uk) (33)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Some Guy) Fail Advertising your home narcotics business by putting up fliers around the neighborhood that say, "Heroin for Sale" with your name and address can lead to arrest. Who knew?  (kgw.com) (40)
(Life.com) Interesting How does one get into the strange and wonderful business of designing and crafting prosthetic limbs? Seriously. I'm stumped  (life.com) (29)
(Cincinnati Enquirer) Dumbass Flawless plan to extort money from local business reads like something from an episode of Scooby Doo: "police suddenly saw the bucket begin to move and watched it go from the field into nearby woods"  (news.cincinnati.com) (54)


Wed October 19, 2011
(RightWingWatch) Sick Tea Party Urges Businesses To Stop Hiring In Order To Hurt Obama  (rightwingwatch.org) (492)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Fox Sports) Asinine Having no other pressing business to attend to, US Senators want to ban players from chewing tobacco at the World Series  (msn.foxsports.com) (38)


Mon October 17, 2011
(CBS News) Followup Las Vegas Indy 300 drivers had safety concerns. Specifically, fiery crashes  (cbsnews.com) (104)

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