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384 headlines found matching 'bus'
Fri September 22, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
When you really need it to come in 30 minutes or less? Or in most Farkers' case, 30 seconds or less. And yes, you would probably hit it
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(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
Lawyer flashes school bus with high school girls headed to basketball game, forgets kids nowadays have mobile phones with cameras
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
So remember yesterday when news broke that Paul Manafort offered "private briefings" to a Russian oligarch? Well Putin's having a little get together today in the Kremlin with said oligarch and other businessmen. Time to start tying up loose ends
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(Zappa.com)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Jem and The Holograms. New desecration: Hologram Frank Zappa
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have two sexual fantasies I want fulfilled, but my wife has zero interest in them. I don't want to miss out; I could solve this problem for a few hundred dollars while on a business trip, but isn't that cheating? What should I do?"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Christ, what a prick
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently Billy Bush's wife has finally listened to his "Access Hollywood" interview with Donald Trump
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Silicon Beat)
 
 
 
California: we're gonna restore Obama-era privacy protections the FCC recently took away. Google, Facebook: whoa whoa WHOA there, we've got a business model to protect
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
St. Louis business owner speaking out after violence, threats, and harassment are thrown his way -- by the St. Louis Police Department and its union
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Tue September 19, 2017
(The Real Deal)
 
 
 
Deutsche Bank is NYC's #1 loan originator in Q2 2017. See kids, it's good to network - Like with Russian money launderers, Kushner's real estate firm, Trump & his business partners, federal & state investigators. You're reading this while in debt
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Mon September 18, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Three words you never want to see in a business plan: "Sex Doll Rental"
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(The Raw Story)
 
Video
 
After harassing black passenger on bus, Seattle Nazi followed by bystanders and punched
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone magazine up for sale. Turns out libel's a lousy business model
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: 3D printing. New hotness: 4D printing
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Because most of us haven't had a raise since the Bush administration?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Big business has created an addiction to junk food in Brazil, resulting in obesity rates as the country gains a Brazilian pounds
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Sat September 16, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Top vice cop busted stealing money from evidence lockers. If only there were some organization out there where honest citizens could band together and police the community. Maybe call it Citizens On Patrol or something
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Which one of these is a real business a) Clown Re-education Professional, b) Exorcism Experience Planner, c) Sorority Rush Consultant
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen. Murphy suggests that Trump stop worrying about scrapping the 60-vote filibuster rule, until he can manage to actually get 50 Senators to vote for something
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Couple busted for filming themselves having sex in public library definitely looks like they have a librarian fetish
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Two ex-Googlers fail to understand that reinventing the vending machine doesn't mean you'll disrupt the legacy convenience store business model with robotics. Bonus racism: they called it "Bodega" because the branding people said that was OK
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
The inevitable result from getting busy in a Burger King bathroom. Shock G nods approvingly
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(ViralGamesNews)
 
 
 
This Portal Gun will solve your commuting problems forever
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Joplin, MO teacher kicks "busty" teen out of class, tells her "plus sized women need to shop at stores for plus sized people." With a pic to help you decide
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Protip: If you have three prior felony drug convictions, using an auto shop called "Get Your Fix" as a cover business may not be such a good idea
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(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
Shooter McGavin found shouting "I EAT PIECES OF SH&& LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST" at inanimate objects during several non-stop hours of Labatt abuse. No, really
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
To no one's surprise, this was not Ms. Quackenbush's first time playing The Division
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(News 1130)
 
 
 
To your question of how many sexual abuse scandals does it take for a mayor of Seattle to resign, the answer is Five
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Tue September 12, 2017
(The Root)
 
 
 
Someone paints a statue of Columbus's hands with red paint. Police are calling it a hate crime. Fifteenth century Italian community reportedly shaken, worried
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I share custody of my daughter with my ex-husband, who physically and emotionally abused me. My daughter doesn't know and wasn't harmed by him. How do I teach my daughter about domestic violence without talking about her dad?"
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Mon September 11, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
The Ginger Hammer has busted
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remember when the Trump Organization promised not to do business with foreign companies while Trump was President? Damn, they were hoping you'd forgotten that as they hire a Chinese state-owned construction company to do work on their Dubai golf club
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rep. Tim Murphy (R-PA) just got busted wide open in a sex scandal involving a woman half his age and only 2 years older than his daughter. Subby is sure the media will treat this with the same scrutiny as Anthony Weiner
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Sat September 09, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
After exhaustive analysis of financial records, NYTimes concludes Trump's businesses in red states are doing better than ones in blue states
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(Marin Independent Journal)
 
 
 
Don't brag to strangers in a hotel hot tub that you are in the illegal drug business. Especially if the strangers are narcotics officers attending a two-week specialized narcotics training course
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
California: Remember how we were told that making marijuana an above-board business would shut down illegal growers? About that
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
China moves to phase out internal combustion engines
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Skynet will save us from ourselves. New AI hotness: Skynet will save us from our enemies
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump is able to get supporters behind his policy proposals by (A) crafting a message that resounds with a misunderstood and forgotten demographic (B) combining business savvy with values from the heartland (C) showing them pictures of black people
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
Hope Hicks, Sean Spicer, and Reince Priebus, your subpoenas are ready
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Mom wears T-Rex costume to walk daughter to kindergarten bus stop on first day of school. "Ferrell said she has a few life-size dinosaur costumes lying around the house"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Indians have won 15 straight games, resulting in a windows company giving rebates to customers that did business with them in July. The company plans on doing the same thing if the Browns win three straight
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Institutionalized Christianity in America is threatened by abundance of cheap sex. Cheap? Not everyone can afford $20, buster
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Seating for six, 1,552 miles per hour, and 132 gallons of alcohol - The proposed MiG-25 business jet
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(AOL)
 
 
 
11-year-old finds gun, shoots himself. Police say parents need to teach kids to be more careful, point it at other people
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Submarine builder admits to killing journalist, claims it was an accident and the sinking was a suicide attempt. Unlikely tag busy frantically wiping fingerprints
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Ministry of It's For Your Own Good, Citizen cracks down on dad for c) teaching his kids how to use public transit
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Feds give security clearances to rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, conmen, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwackers, hornswogglers, etc.
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Wed September 06, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
A bi-partisan group of Senators introduce a resolution condemning "hate groups, including white supremacists, white nationalists, neo-Nazis and the Ku Klux Klan," and since Jeff Sessions is no longer in the Senate, it might not get filibustered
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Where do your short story ideas come from? Do they come to you all at once, or do you start writing and see where you end up? Does your muse require bribery, or does it ambush you when you least expect it? This is your Fark Writer's Thread
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Center-Left think tank Third Way says Democrats can win the next election by sucking up to big business, ignoring minorities, and definitely not adopting any policies from the left-wing of the party
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Uber driver trolls antivaxxer bus tour. "Wouldn't it be funny if I followed them around like the Grateful Dead?"
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Mon September 04, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump threatens to stop all trade with countries that do business with North Korea. Good thing the US doesn't have business ties with China otherwise I'd be worried
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Sun September 03, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Defense Secretary Mad Dog Mattis in this Summer's biggest blockbuster movie 'The Trump Whisperer' Rated X
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(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Bus driver in a rural California school district up in the mountains figures they're high enough to get away with hanging a black baby doll with a noose: "I said, 'That's wrong in so many ways.' And she just laughed"
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Sat September 02, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
While you were busy watching every boat and monster truck owning bubba within 500 miles of Houston rescue puppies, a much larger flooding tragedy is happening in India. 41,000,000 people are swimming in shiat stew, and over 1000 have already died
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Philosophical questions for the modern age: Could you still be busted for drunk-driving even if you were "driving" a driverless car? Maybe. What about if you were standing on the roof? Definitely
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
While Houston is burning and exploding, Trump's EPA is busy weakening safety rules for chemical plants around the country. #MAGA indeed kids. toxic, burning, cancerous MAGA but MAGA nonetheless
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Fri September 01, 2017
(The Federalist Papers)
 
 
 
Obama's Presidential Library construction is requiring that at least 35% of the contracts to go minority-owned, local businesses. Of course, according to the fine people at the Federalist, this is blatant discrimination against white people
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dow, DuPont complete their planned merger to form DowDuPont, exemplifying the keen business acumen that put them in that situation to begin with
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Columbus and our common civilization: It's complicated
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Teacher on leave for duct-taping student to chair, not agreeing on safe word ahead of time
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(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
Columbus Day to be replaced by "Indigenous Peoples" Day. Because of course Columbus murdered all those Native Americans
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Wed August 30, 2017
(10 News)
 
 
 
San Diego Transit removes bus stop that was nominated for the 'worst bus stops in the nation' award
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Santa Cruz restaurant owner who closed his business after a local paper reported his campaign contributions to David Duke last year, blames "the War on Whites" for the closure. Bonus irony: it was a Chinese restaurant
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
'Oyster condos' helped save a Maine town's shellfish legacy. Shrimp reportedly getting into the timeshare business while lobstermen are sticking with their secret lairs
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Since there is nothing else going on in the world to keep him busy, President Trump is going to Missouri to give a speech on tax reform. This is YOUR "totally not a campaign stop" thread. (2:30 EDT)
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Tue August 29, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle businesses come together as Amazon, Starbucks, and Microsoft pledge Harvey relief. Of course, this just means they'll quickly deliver something burned that crashes a lot
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Attorney General Jeff Sessions blames opioid abuse crisis on a) pharma companies, b) recession, c) Hollywood
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The World Clown Association is not happy with the Stephen King movie 'IT' saying that it's hurting their members business. Wait there's a World Clown Association?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Texas attorney general is trying to regulate free market capitalism and prevent business owners from making profits
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Suing soccer scalper says team owes him for seat switcheroo that cut into his $250,000-a-year business
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch stops brewing beer to send canned water to Houston. It can be identified by the brand names Natural Lite or Bud Lite
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Mugshot of dude who stole a school bus, then tossed a gun out the window during a massive police chase looks exactly like you'd expect
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Sun August 27, 2017
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Japanese businesses enthused by using AI to improve worker productivity, such as having them wear task-monitoring smart glasses and capturing their smiles to detect latent dissatisfaction. "AI helps us with things that we can't see well"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
ICE had 50 women and children ready to deport when the storm closed down the transportation system. Guess what they did
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
About that blockbuster Kyrie Irving trade to Boston...yeah, there might be just a teeny tiny little problem with it
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Teaching your children about gender identity is tantamount to child abuse
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Designboom)
 
 
 
When a headline asks a question, the answer is generally 'no'. But in this case, the answer is 'what are you smoking'
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump administration's Department of Labor names President Ronald Reagan to their Hall of Fame for his key role in busting the FAA union and firing 11,000 union workers
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Thu August 24, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Gal Gadot responds to critics who claim she's not busty enough to play "Wonder Woman." Tag is for those critics
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Wed August 23, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jerry Lewis scored in just about every branch of show business: nightclubs, radio, television, concerts, movies and records. It was only relatively late in life that he tried his hand at a Broadway musical. But because of his ego it did not go well
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin is too busy writing Game Of Thrones to watch Game Of Thrones
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you left a suitcase full of drugs on the bus we have great news. It's been found. So just swing by the police station to collect it
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Tue August 22, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump hotel in Scotland gets a tax rebate under a Scottish government program meant to help "failing businesses"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
25% of Leave voters believe they were misled over their Brexit vote. The rest will continue to believe anything, as long as it is written on the side of a bus
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(CBC)
 
 
 
If you look up textbook "poorly thought out business decisions" and cross referenced "piss poor PR," you'll find the Calgary International Airport
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Mon August 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ohio judge ambushed, shoots back. Shooter was the dad of one of the Steubenville football rape guys
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A judge is ambushed in Ohio, a terrorist killed in Spain, Two Scoops is going to discuss Afghanistan, isn't life a pain? It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell Eclipse Day discussion thread; starts at 8pm ET
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Just in from the Ric Romero Business Institute: Opening more casinos is NOT the key to economic recovery
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Old and busted: placing an ad on Craigslist looking for a hitman to kill your spouse. New hotness: placing an ad on Craigslist impersonating your spouse looking for a hitman to kill you
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Social Security is almost outta money. New Hotness: Secret Service is almost outta money
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump, returning to the White House on Sunday night, responded to reporters' questions about the ship collision by saying: "That's too bad." Sick tag stepping in for Followup, who was busy doing headdesk.gif until blacking out
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Trying to look like a Barbie doll. New hotness: Trying to look like a Sex doll
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Pope Francis may talk a good game, but the Catholic church is continuing to weasel out of paying sex-abuse victims by saying they "consented"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Volkswagen is bringing back the '60's style Microbus. Arlo Guthrie approves
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(Daily Voice)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Cartels importing cocaine from Colombia for profit. New hotness: Cartels importing puppies from Colombia for profit
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Ever been pricked by a Rubus Cockburnianus?
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Sat August 19, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Since it's almost six whole months until the Super Bowl, here's the boilerplate "how much will lost productivity cost American businesses" article, eclipse edition. (TL/DR: $694M)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Band of bobbies in Merseyside UK hit the big time with a fab drug bust, nabbing £530,000 cash and 12kg in gear
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
"Twin Peaks" and "Z Nation" actor beats up his girlfriend for not getting him Kool-Aid before she went to work. Also noteworthy is there is a business called "420 Lingerie" in Washington State
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Man's head and upper chest found in shopping cart. Police hope to make a bust
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Thu August 17, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump business partner Felix Sater has reportedly told his family he thinks he's headed to prison, and that the President is too. and as a "former" member of the Gambino crime family and Russian mob, if anybody can sense when the jig is up, it's him
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Your local McDonald's is out of ice cream. Do you: a) write a bad Yelp review, b) take your business elsewhere or, c) pull your AR-15 rifle out of the trunk?
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Take the bus, and leave the feces to us"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Business leaders have abandoned Trump, what about Evangelical leaders?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Here's what a formal treaty with North Korea might look like once Trump the bully gets his way with the robust dictator
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
"The interior of the Chevy Cavalier was filled with damaged windows, dumpster debris, spoiled food and cigarette butts. And underneath all that - to the surprise of a Columbus police officer - a naked 3-year-old boy"
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New research from the "No shiat, Sherlock" journal finds that you shouldn't use smiley face emojis in formal business emails because it makes you look incompetent :) xxxxx
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Sun August 13, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Since his firing, Reince Priebus has been happily spending time with his family, taking nice long walks, planning to have an on-the-record chat with Robert Mueller, enjoying leisurely meals with good friends and, wait...back up
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Don't fly, take the hipster long-distance bus instead
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo accused of fleecing small businesses
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Shiatbag jogger who was arrested for pushing a woman in front of a bus turns out not to be the shiatbag jogger
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Perhaps the lesson to be learned from the decline and fall of Sears is this: hedge fund guys don't know how to actually run a business
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Fri August 11, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Tweakerville now has its own television show as business owner streams the 'North Everett Tweaker Cam.' Next step will be deploying a drone for live audio and potentially hiring a news anchor to compete with Fox News
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
There's a metaphor here, but subby's too busy laughing to bother with anything clever
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Old and busted: business owners are going Galt. New hotness: workers are going Galt
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
American investment banker arrested on suspicion of being the jogging shaitbag who pushed a woman in front of a London bus
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Ewoks. New Star Wars adorableness: Porgs
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
North Korea is not crazy, but instead smart to take lessons from the fate of Hussein, Ghaddafi--who each relinquished nuclear ambitions at the U.S.' behest, then were attacked and executed in return. Thanks a lot Bush, Obama, and Trump, prolly
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump declares opioid abuse a 'national emergency'. I'll drink to that
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(Syrup)
 
 
 
Small town saves $73,500 by using Uber as a public transportation service
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(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
You know your business is in trouble when good news is smaller-than-expected declines in sales numbers
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Wed August 09, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NFL legends Matt Leinart and Brady Quinn got into Twitter beef last night over the 2005 USC/Notre Dame game, where Reggie Bush infamously pushed Leinart over the goal line for the game winning TD, aka "the Bush Push"
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(Forex News)
 
 
 
Today's business focus includes oil, bonds, and nuclear war
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Nothing will make your loathe ground transit more than taking a 10 hour bus ride from Toronto to New York City in an attempt to reduce your carbon footprint. "And then I had to do it all over again to get home"
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Tue August 08, 2017
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Former school bus driver charged with sex, drugs. No word on rock n' roll
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Guy who scheduled 6 dates at the same bar in one night is too stupid to move to another bar after the first one busts up the NEXT 5 DATES. In a row. It's extremely likely a doorknob got lucky Monday night in DC
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're jogging and someone doesn't move out of your way? So does this guy
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Couple married for 48 years bust a move at Ludacris concert
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Cats and dogs living together. New sign of the Apocalypse: Birds that feed fish
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Mon August 07, 2017
(LAist)
 
 
 
Twitter accounts for 2 largest transit agencies in California now dueling marijuana poetry. Just wait til @FurthurBusAT50 gets involved
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Radio host blames deputies for ruining his life and career, for arresting him over such petty things as domestic assault and child abuse
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Queens man's mom doubts he could take stolen "huge ass turtle" to train station by bus
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jeff Flake plays with his Oily Taint and throws Trump and several members of the GOP under his "f*ck you clowns" tour bus by shiatting all over the rise of birtherism
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Showing that they are capable of looking ahead and anticipating future issues from their healthcare plan, Trump administration takes steps to limit nursing home residents' ability to sue for negligence or abuse
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Sun August 06, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Pig headed to auction jumps onto busy Washington interstate. Will a road hog complete the trifecta? (Not another bacon / fark foodie thread)
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(ARY News)
 
 
 
Looking for a new career? "The business of scorpion-milking can be lucrative... a gram of venom can be sold for around $8,000, with venom from rarer scorpions selling for up to $12,000 per gram." And a new machine just made it easy peasy
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Here's what my kid needs from you teachers since I'm so busy"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
By striking him down, Mooch may have made Reince Priebus more powerful than you could possibly imagine
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Samuel L. Jackson method of keeping busy
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Sat August 05, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
About those Democrat "Obama-Trump" voters that crossed the line because they hated Hillary...yeah, make that Republican "Bush-Obama-Trump" voters (that still likely hated Hillary). Here comes the political science
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know what businesses AREN'T loving the "Trump Effect"? Gun makers that's who: "Sturm, Ruger & Co. (RGR) reported Wednesday afternoon sales were down 22% against the same period last year while profits fell 53%"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
First of all, don't sexually abuse kids. Also, don't text people about it about if you do. And if you do text people about it, don't do it in a supersized font. On an airplane. In front of the woman who's taking pictures of your screen as evidence
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
10-year-old creates bow tie business, is more ambitious than you
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Thu August 03, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA bust Darko Milicic is actually a success for these ten reasons, including one where he once went full Mongo on a horse
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
South Carolina's definition of a "moderate Republican": Gop candidate for governor clarifies that while she is "proud of the Confederacy" she supported removing the Confederate flag from the state capital because it was bad for business
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
73-year-old-dude handing out "Sugardaddy seeking his sugarbaby" business cards with contact info to underage girls on the beach "devastated" that people took it the wrong way
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I work for a small business and am very close with my co-workers. I started flirting with a man in his 40s--I'm in my 20s. He's getting divorced and we're flirting. He says he loves the chase; I want to sleep with him. What do I do?"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Speaker Paul Ryan held a 'stealth' town hall open only to employees of the business he happened to be touring. The trouble began when he opened the floor to questions
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
In today's NSS survey, 98% of UK businesses oppose a no-deal Brexit. The other 2% were apparently concerned a deal might spoil second Brexit
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Norwegian anti-immigration group posts picture on their Facebook page of bus full of scary Muslim women wearing veils, but are actually just bus seats. Allah Akbus
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"We're trying to convey that it's time to stop beating around the bush on Trump's collusion with Russia." 50-page report released today, detailing the Russiagate. Not Mueller's report, just some think tank who has been following the developments
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(Consumer Product Safety)
 
 
 
Liquid-filled iPhone cases recalled for causing chemical burns and permanent scarring. What liquid is used in the cases? That's none of your business
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Tue August 01, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Two Scoops crafted his son's meeting denials, DEA confirms that joking about police abuse isn't funny, and Paul Ryan really wants that wall. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread, starting at 9PM EDT
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Priebus may have had the "tarmac treatment" when he got canned, but Kelly literally had the Mooch escorted out of the West Wing and off the White House grounds
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Priebus goes where?
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
"Didn't you have ads in the 21st century?" "Well sure, but not in our gifs. Only on TV and radio, and in magazines, and movies, and at ball games... and on buses and milk cartons and t-shirts and bananas and written on the sky. But not in gifs"
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Sun July 30, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
President Ahab issues orders to Congress: "Forget the budget, screw the omnibus spending bill, no debt ceiling talk, NO VOTES ON ANYTHING OTHER THAN KILLING OBAMACARE"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Magic: The Gathering. Serious business
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Friend of White House publicist Anthony Scaramucci sends a series of Tweets Saturday mocking Reince Priebus for being unemployed and suggesting he had a mistress
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Sat July 29, 2017
(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
When you're old and at a senior citizens home, you can still run your own business. Even if it includes cocaine and black tar heroin
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Parting shot: Priebus 1, Trump 0
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
This morning's Trump tweet storm: Senate must get rid of the legislative filibuster and Russia was actually working against Trump in the election (tweet right after a Fox & Friends report on it)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Let the blame game commence. Who's at fault? Was it McCain? Collins & Murkowski? McConnell? Trump? Priebus? Zinke? Ryan? Meadows? Democrats? Obama? Grumpy Cat? Hoffa? Bob from Hydra? That guy from the Ancient Aliens show?
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Dumbass who thought stabbing people for their cell phones would be appropriate won't be out of prison until the iPhone 20 is available
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Fri July 28, 2017
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Tell me if you have heard this one before: Dallas Cowboy suspended today for substance abuse
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Priebus is out, Mooch's wife is fed up, a general is now Chief of Staff, and the healthcare bill failed (thank goodness). It's your Hayes/Maddow/Engle/O'Donnell discussion thread, starting at 9PM EDT
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
Boobies
 
Uniformed Hooters waitress busted
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(National Post)
 
 
 
You insult their cat, they smack you upside the head with a bat. That's the Quebec way
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(Twitter)
 
NewsFlash
 
Trump expresses full confidence in Reince Priebus
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Consumers, businesses likely made the U.S. economy greater in the second quarter. No word on hat manufacturers, however
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After the latest failure of a GOP healthcare bill "the President" takes to Twitter and urges the Senate to scrap its filibuster rule that requires 60 votes to pass legislation, and instead require bills to only need, say, just randomly, 48 votes to pass
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Remember back when using your song in a commercial was selling out to the man? Now that the record business is no longer the business it once was, selling out doesn't seem so bad and musicians gots bills to pay, so back off, bro
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Thu July 27, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Scaramucci-Priebus feud reaches boiling point" and as anybody from Wisconsin can tell you, you don't want boiled Priebus, especially if you haven't Reince'd it first
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After Trump's Interior Secretary phoned Senator Lisa Murkowski to tell her that it was a nice oil and gas industry her state had, and it'd be a shame if something happened to it, she decides her Committee is too busy to confirm 6 Trump nominees
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Wausau Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Cemetery's plan to hold outdoor screening of 'Ghostbusters' leaves many cold
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(Political Wire)
 
 
 
Maybe if someone put Reince Priebus's desk outside on the lawn he would get the message
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.K. to say goodbye to the internal combustion engine - and the freedom to burn old dinosaurs - by 2040
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Old & Busted: Eskimos have many different words for "snow". The new fatness: Americans have many different words for "overweight"
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Some Drunk)
 
 
 
Desperate to win absolutely anything now that Trump's been president for six months, Democrats set their eyes on...Anheuser-Busch InBev? Sure
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Is snopes.com really going out of business? I don't know, I'm gonna need another source
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Mon July 24, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Old & busted: Fair Deal, Square Deal, New Deal. New hotness: Better Deal. Deal me out
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop Buster Keaton and his doll
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Utica Observer Dispatch)
 
 
 
More than 800 breweries soon will begin printing seals on their beers that identify them as "Certified Independent Craft" to differentiate "true" craft beers from those made by the likes of MillerCoors, Anheuser-Busch and Heineken
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush and Mark Cuban join each other at rally in Central Park to criticize Trump, where Cuban vowed a 2020 run against Trump...could Jeb be his VP?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In the war on drugs, women experience sexual shakedowns and intrusive searches by abusive police officers
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Sat July 22, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A NASA engineer has created a squirt gun that is capable of busting glass with a 272-mph torrent of nitrogen-powered water. Shut up and take my money
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Fri July 21, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Hackers steal casino data after phishing attack. New hotness: Hackers steal casino data after fishing attack
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Just when you thought Sergio Garcia finally grew up, he goes and attacks a bush (and loses)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump and Putin apparently liked each other so much at the G20 meeting that they went into the men's room together for a super secret meeting just between themselves. Oh my
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Mueller is expanding Russia probe to include Trump's business transactions. Trump to fire Mueller in 3...2...1
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Spicemaker McCormick & Co beats rivals Unilever and Hormel, successfully purchases British condiment business responsible for French's and Frank's RedHot. At $4.2 billion, the cash must flow
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
The best damn NASCAR race of the year is tonight when the Truck Series hits the dirt banks of Eldora for the Mudsummer Classic, qualifying at 5 PM ET on FS1, the heat races at 7:30 PM in the ghetto on FS2, and the main event at 9 PM on Fox Business
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The numbers are in - majoring in business can nearly double your earnings potential
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Some Panama)
 
 
 
Apparently, Hell is set to freeze over in 2018 as Van Halen may be reuniting and touring with Michael Anthony. Gary Cherone too busy washing Eddie's car to comment
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ex-Bush ethics lawyer: If you don't revoke Kushner's security clearance, you might as well give one to Putin as well
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Delta issues Ann Coulter a $30 refund for the inconvenience of having to sit beside one of Those People. That Person too busy setting social media to private to comment
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Several parents claiming their daughters are being held against their will in sex-obsessed, abusive "cult" by R. Kelly. "[Kelly] is a master at mind control.... He is a puppet master"
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
It's Al Pacino's turn to overact his way through a HBO movie as Robert DeNiro is busy either with Scorsese or something embarrassing
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Workers repairing toilets aboard haunted luxury liner The Queen Mary rediscover long-forgotten room. No word yet on whether the Ghostbusters need to be called (Some Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush have been BFFs for awhile ...mainly because they got over their politics and grew up
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Milo deserves money from Simon & Schuster because firing him was the correct business decision and the company would have lost money if they printed his book
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Lawn care business owner told his lawn isn't big enough to operate
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Tirek busts out of Tartarus and is out to conquer Equestia again. Can the Moon Princess save the day? No, not Luna, the OTHER moon Princess. It's Sailor Moon meets My Little Pony Saturday Hiatus Special, part 1 on YouTube @ 6 AM ET
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton posed between the statues of George HW Bush and George W Bush and the internet is losing its goddamned mind
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(News.com.au)
 
Weeners
 
Old & busted: Facial recognition technology. New hotness: Penis recognition technology
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus for President ...he can do a better job than the current one
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Thu July 13, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sessions has quite a bust, Kasowitz is threatening and Trump is making an ass of himself in France. It's time for Chris, Rachel and Lawrence on MSNBC, starting at 9 PM EDT
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(White House)
 
 
 
Old and busted: "Voodoo Economics". New hotness: "MAGAnomics"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When busted for drugs, don't ask for them back
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Using your friend's urine to pass a drug test. New cheatery: Stealing your daughter's placenta to pass a drug test
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two Scoops said he has no business ties with Russia. We all know what that means
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(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Y'all come on down to Bryant's Rent-All. We've got door-buster prices on tent and backhoe rentals, and this Wednesday only each auger rental comes with VP access
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
August Adolphus Busch IV lands helicopter filled with loaded guns, prescription pills and 8 dogs in a residential area. And then things get weird
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
If you see a clown in Honduras, make sure you give them money
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus--who was mere yards away from the Trump-Kremlin intermediary meeting, if not in attendance himself--initially claimed that the meeting had been set up by the Democrats. Then the story changed
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Dancing improves physical rehab. Physical rehab improves your life. You better get busy dancing or get busy dying
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Failing to see that horse has already left the barn, the head of the FDA says agency needs to put the smack-down on prescription opioid abuse
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(New York Sun)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos, Carlos Slim and Warren Buffett (combined net worth: $221 billion) seek public assistance for their struggling businesses
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Can "And I'm Eric" top Donnie Half Scoop's stupidity? Will Jared reign supreme? Will Ivanka just toss everyone, daddy included, under the bus to save her shoes? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5 pm shoe drop)
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
You can rent my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh but you've got to return my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh but 300,000 of you didn't return my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh so much for my business model odel odel eh eh eh
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Trump gives a speech which the neo-Nazi "Daily Stormer" summarized as "Trump used his speech in Poland to declare the global supremacy of the white race." Asinine: They are not wrong, it might as well been cribbed from David Duke
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The ethics lawyer for George W. Bush on Trump Jr.'s actions: "We'd have one or both of them in custody by now. [...] This borders on treason"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Is piercing a baby's cheek child abuse while circumcision is not? Stubby doesn't think so but read on
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Sun July 09, 2017
(The Daily Signal)
 
 
 
Random nutcase says Transgender acceptance is child abuse. Oh she's the president of the American College of Pediatricians, that might be a bit different
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Sat July 08, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
48-year-old NFL bust Todd Marinovich wants to play football again less than one year after being arrested with pot and meth while naked
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The Nascar Xfinity series is at Kentucky Speedway for the This Track Has Green Walls 300 featuring everyone's favorites: Busch and Logano. 12 Noon ET on NBCSN
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Religious right: Any judge who says things we don't like should be removed from office because Jebus said so, and it's in the constitution
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Fri July 07, 2017
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Serious Dallas Cowboys homer writes that Dak Prescott selling fake autographs is no big deal because questionable "autographs" are rampant in the sports memorabilia business
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(Wired)
 
 
 
In the future, Airbus aircraft will automatically eject black boxes during a crash. Passengers still get to ride it out
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Resigning US gov ethics Director says that Trump businesses appear to be profiting from Trump's Presidency
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Did Lena Dunham make up a story about an abused, aggressive shelter dog that she adopted, so she didn't look like a tool when she gave him up? The internet investigates
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Even though Linda McMahon is in charge, it doesn't look like small business is ready to pick up. ADP stomps a mudhole into their previous updates, walks it dry
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times takes over 6000 words to determine you will not get a return on your investment if the business model is paid charter schools in Africa
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The story of how a 28-year-old woman with no political experience wound up in the president's inner circle...Basically, she's kinda hot, and is a former Supermodel friend of Ivanka, and now makes as much as Priebus and Bannon
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Alaskans are too busy fishing to worry about being nuked
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NFL to suspend Cowboys' Ezekiel Elliott for domestic abuse. At least his signature is authentic
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump has used the same financial acumen he used in business to drive the US economy, and it shows
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fake supporters bused in for Trump event. This is not a repeat of the last 200 times this has happened
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: movie trailers that give everything away. New hotness: nothing in the trailer is actually in the movie. Also, how damn old is the "old and busted / new hotness" meme?
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
This comic that needs support on kickstarter makes Brazil's future look bleak. It's controlled by mega corporations, has open steroid abuse, and a non stop news cycle. So they've basically turned into us. Damn shame, really
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
That'll teach em
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Bixby AI delayed because it can't learn English. Samsung requests you pay no attention to the Hulkbuster armor seen being wheeled into its dev studio
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
After a two-year streak of record business, U.S. car sales stall
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Next-gen bandage alerts nursing staff if wound starts healing badly. Its successor will contact the business office and your insurance directly
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Slime. New hotness: Electro-dough
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Director of Brexit campaign now says Brexit referendum was a "dumb idea" and calls the ongoing negotiations a "guaranteed debacle"
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
If you invested $19 million in China's car-eating giant bus, you may have been taken for a ride
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how one trains for the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest? It's very serious business
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Young men are working fewer hours yet they are happier than ever. The reason, they are too busy playing video games to worry about working
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(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
If New Jersey fails to pass a budget by Saturday, all casinos in Atlantic City will become Trump businesses
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
German grocery chain Lidl arrives in America and it's already dominating Walmart on prices. Here's their winning business strategy
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas liquor agency to booze retailer: "You were maybe late paying one $700 bill, so we're going to ruin your business and fine you $713 million." Court to agency: "How about no, you farkwits?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bus killed by SUV
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Food & Wine)
 
 
 
Trained Austin "tacologist," a leader of the city's bustling taco scene, advises on correct pairing of taco sauce with your taco to elevate the flavor. As an untrained tacosaucier, I am amused by his presumption
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Morgan Shepherd is at the Old Country Buffet, the Boogities are gone, and like a hooker with crabs this race is Buschless as the NASCAR Xfinity Series comes to Daytona for the Firecracker 250, Noon ET on CNBC
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
On the one hand this almost seems necessary right now. On the other, if it DID pass, it's almost a guarantee that it would be abused in the future and basically annihilate the last vestiges of our democracy..so
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Flagler County deputies are asking for help to identify a cross-dressing man they say has been wearing women's underwear and placing pantyhose on vehicles in a business parking lot"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Christian group warns of rainbow abuse, ignores plight of thousands of unicorns and leprechauns imprisoned in Lucky Charms factories
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Producers edging out directors in blockbuster movies because Avengers 2's box office take matters more than how much it sucked
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
All's fair in love and war and the bouncy castle business
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
According to Facebook's algorithms, which of these is a protected from abuse: A) Women drivers B) Black children or C) White men?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Business owner claims she was personally offended after the TSA fondled her lobster. And thank god that's not a euphemism
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Hugh Jackman and Jason Reitman to get up to some monkey business in Gary Hart biopic
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Tue June 27, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
In a bid to out-stupid his rival, Florida Man, Ohio Man arrested for physically abusing his wife with one of his prosthetic legs
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(Food & Wine)
 
 
 
Busy food personality Guy Fieri reveals that Donkey Sauce is nothing more than aioli, takes another shot at Anthony Bourdain, rips frozen pizza: "If you're gonna eat [pizza], eat something really good. Don't waste your time on a frozen pizza"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Bridesmaids being asked to pay for their own dresses. New hotness: Bridesmaids being asked to chip in for the bride's gown
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Quintessential Englishman gets hit by a bus, gets up and immediately walks into a pub
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump-branded businesses are paying Trump so that they can remove their Trump branding. In other news, Trump is the prostitute of the business world
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Students create world's first bus that runs on formic acid
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Nikkei Asia Review)
 
 
 
Japan diaper output falls for first time in 15 years and get your mind out of the damned gutter, it's just a business story. Oh yeah, "business" story
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Names you expect to hear forming a business partnership: The Koch Brothers and Donald Trump. Names you don't expect to hear forming a business partnership. The Koch Brothers and Deion Sanders
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Austin American-Statesman)
 
 
 
History repeats itself as George Bush runs for re-election in Texas. Guess which state he carpetbagged from. Uncle George approves
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Thu June 22, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
If you thought your bus driver in Paris had unusually hairy legs the other day, this might be the reason
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Police bust golf cart chop shop, because if you're going to start a crime ring, you might as well start small and stupid
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
How to make a small fortune in the daycare business? Real life: Start with a large fortune. Fark: Sell cocaine
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Have you noticed what a genius I am? I mean, who could have thought of solar panels on my wall, other than me? You people are so lucky to have business genius Donald J Trump as President
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(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
"Uber's business model is predicated on lawbreaking. And having grown through intentional illegality, Uber can't easily pivot toward following the rules." SHUT IT DOWN
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(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Ooooooklahoma - where the city public school district sends its school buses and staff to roll in the local LGBTQ Pride parade
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian sex researcher is busting myths about women's sexuality, claims hetero women are in fact aroused by viewing images of naked women or non-consensual intercourse. "We need to do the science to understand how women's sexuality is unique"
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(Decider)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise allegedly got a lot of blowjobs on the Risky Business set. From girls
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Wed June 21, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's Billy Gibbons busking on a street corner in Helsinki
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
New York's MTA off to a rocky start with new driverless bus experiment
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Ghostbusters II baby commits suicide. Gets cast in next movie
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Shock G, AKA "Humpty Hump" from Digital Underground, arrested for possession of drugs in Wisconsin. No word if it was after getting busy in a Burger King bathroom
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Blood doping, which is an increase in the number of red blood cells in the bloodstream to improve aerobic capacity and endurance. New hotness: Poop doping, which is gross
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(Internal Revenue Service)
 
 
 
My aunts are running the family business with a side of tax fraud and corporate theft, and my mom got so fed up I'm now on the board. I have incriminating evidence. Now what? DIT
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley invents the bus
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Trump-loving pastor Jesse Lee Peterson says all of the Democrats at the congressional baseball game were busy praying to Satan and that's how they won. He believes in this stuff, guys
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Mon June 19, 2017
(KRCR TV Redding)
 
 
 
Rube Goldberg's apparently now getting into the car demolition business
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(Politico)
 
 
 
A huge number of seemingly "grassroots" anti-Ossof Tweets aimed at GA-6 voters have been traced to a cluster of Twitter accounts owned by a very vocal Trump-supporting businessman. Oddly, so were many anti-Handel Tweets in the primary
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Without the detail that the tax returns show, Trump's businesses are mediocre at best. Believe me
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(CBC)
 
 
 
U.S.: Canadian subsidy of American company doing business with Cuba? You're fined. Canada: Paying a fine to the U.S. for doing business with Cuba? You're going to prison
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You known you've trained your dog well if she knows how to ride public transit all by herself and has memorized where the stop for the local dog park is
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Sun June 18, 2017
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
HS basketball coaches fired for.... Using a school bus to go on a beer run
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos is becoming the Terminator of the business world. He absolutely will not stop, ever, until he owns everything in the world worth owning
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Sat June 17, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Time, Inc. cuts 300 jobs due to the declining print business. Apparently they are slowly accepting the eventual end of Time, ink
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(TV3 (Ireland))
 
 
 
The Eagles think they can replace Glenn Frey with Vince Gill
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Hell hath frozen over -- Atari is getting back into the video game console business
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Fri June 16, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
According to the Army field manual guide to successful military leadership, Donald Trump ranks somewhere between your abusive drunken grandpa and that unwashed pile of laundry that's been sitting in your hamper for a week
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
The only woman running for Alabama's senate seat is a 70 year old 9/11 Truther who once sued George W Bush over the Iraq war, and urged the "governor of Boston" to arrest the FBI. Oh, and until recently, she lived in Australia
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Eliza Dushku off the market, engaged to tennis pro turned businessman Peter Palandjian
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Thu June 15, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Sex abuse lawsuit against Seattle mayor dropped as plaintiff alleges jury tainting, a position that might require some googling
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Department of Education dismantler Betsy DeVos overturns rules forcing for-profit colleges to forgive loans made to students they defrauded, claiming business hardship. Well, I guess we learned something here after all
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Two arrested for attacking protesters at the Turkish Embassy in Washington, DC. I guess it IS somebody's business and not just the Turks'
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Peter Thiel is not harvesting the blood of the young to prolong his life, says owner of business that harvests the blood of the young to prolong life
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Former Mexican President Vicente Fox says Mexico and Canada could eclipse the U.S. in the marijuana business thanks to Trump's regressive ignorant policies. Road trip dude
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Tue June 13, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: "the dog ate my homework." New hotness: "I was doing a research paper on kleptomania when I got arrested for shoplifting"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Expected to be a $50bil industry by 2026, Bitcoin is, like, helping the legal weed business with its green problems
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Mother of one of the children slaughtered at the domestic terror attack at Sandy Hook slams Megyn Kelly for giving "abusive truther fool" Alex Jones airtime and continuing to promote his hurtful claims
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Bring a knife to a fight on the bus and the security camera will record you getting thrown through the windshield
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Three people charged for getting busy on a roof in Lancaster County
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Old and busted: income from building nuke plants. New non-meltdowny profitability hotness: dismantling them
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Mon June 12, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Here hold Kellyanne Conway's beer while she does a mean Reince Priebus impression
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Brock take Samoa Joe down to Suplex City? When will we learn Enzo and Cass have been ambushing each other? Will the Unbroken Hardyz lose clean in their championship rematch against Sheamus and Cesaro? WWE Raw tonight at 8 ET on USA
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump throws U.S. military under the bus. Well, not ALL of them, just 11,000 or so
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(Some Pill)
 
 
 
Aspirin went generic 100 years ago, so why is Bayer still in business?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump/Kushner business partner is seeking a $2 billion government contract to build the new FBI headquarters. Don't worry, I'm sure the bidding will be on the up and up, and there will be no conflicts of interest
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
20% of young British children believe fish fingers are made from chicken. The other 80% were too busy drawing on the wall to reply
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus has until July 4th to clean up the mess in the White House or be fired. That should be simple enough... How'd you get them all to go to Saudi Arabia last time?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Comparing your job to herding cats. New analogyness: Comparing your job to cleaning up a baby panda enclosure
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