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416 headlines found matching 'bus'
Fri August 29, 2014
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I normally throw up a little when the words Clinton and Bush are in the same sentence, but this is a worthy cause and I applaud the two
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(34)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Couple busted for stealing sex toys from Walmart. Sex toys. Walmart. Let those images marinate in your mind for a bit
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(115)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
CEO of a stadium concessions company who was caught on tape repeatedly kicking a puppy in an elevator is writing a $100K check to an abused animal fund. So, like, it's all good now and you can go back to buying his $12 beers, okay?
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(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Stuff so secret, we can't talk about it. Also we forgot what it was
 
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
This letter sent by an 11-year-old Guatemalan girl to President Obama sums up what it's like to be locked up in a makeshift detention center awaiting asylum papers for freedom from domestic abuse
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Thu August 28, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Old and busted: "These are not Russian soldiers in Ukraine." New hotness: "This is what Russian soldiers like to do with their vacation time, fight in the Ukraine, and Moscow is not responsible for it"
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(146)
 
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Judges overturning gay marriage bans. New Hotness: Judges overturning polygamy bans
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(311)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(Some Sharp Dressed Guy)
 
 
 
ZZ Top member Dusty Hill injured after slipping in tour bus. No word if he had just left Chicago
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(61)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
IGN unveils new insta-ban feature to prevent 'toxic player behaviour' in League of Legends, such as excessive verbal abuse, racism, misogyny and homophobia. Man, EVERYBODY is jumping on this misogyny bandwagon now
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(269)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
10 things you didn't know you could do with beer because you were too busy drinking it
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(68)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
IMF Chief Lagarde under official investigation in France for overpaying, being too 'close' to business interest. Sacre bleu
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(15)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Still no movement in the Market Basket deal while the "Independent Board Members" make plans to close 61 stores to save money. That's some mighty fine business planning there, Artie S
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(51)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rick Scott, known for abusing his position as governor to line his own pockets, switches things up by abusing his position as a candidate to line his own pockets
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(55)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Snapchat has yet to unveil a business model, and is now said to be worth $10bil. This won't take long
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(37)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
15-year-old tries to prove you can use a t-shirt to slide down a zip line. Myth, femur: BUSTED
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(61)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Runaway drinking and drug abuse rampant among classical musicians as way to cope with stage fright. Let this smoking hot cellist tell you her sad story (violin plays)
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(59)
 
(Business Lexington)
 
 
 
Drew gives an in-depth interview to Business Lexington on Fark's policy change to battle sexism (bonus: cool picture of Drew)
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(13)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Abusive, rogue Android takes down National Weather Service website
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(86)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Gary Busey's girlfriend claims they were lovers in 32 previous lives and he's the sanest guy on TV
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(71)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Vanguard would like it very much if the whistleblower that busted them for tax evasion was jailed and they were compensated for their trouble somehow
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(42)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: The ALS ice bucket challenge. New Hotness: India's Rice Bucket Challenge
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(36)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Rapper Suge Knight shot twice after leaving a VMA party and going to his car, hit in the stomach and arm and currently in surgery. It's almost as if someone was waiting to ambush him. The VMAs have been quite dangerous this year
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(84)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Hostess closes the Chicago bakery that created the Twinkie. The factory had been in business 84 years, or six years short of the recommended Twinkie shelf life
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Sat August 23, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Athletic directors worry that millennial generation is too busy slacking, twerking, and social networking to attend college football games and contribute to the football program
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(35)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
We can all breathe easier now that undercover Pennsylvania cops have busted up the seedy world of illegal fine wine trading
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(65)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(The Noobist)
 
 
 
The Hollywood conspiracy to kill Steve Buscemi
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(51)
 
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Remember that guy who raised more than $50,000 with a Kickstarter for potato salad? He's using the proceeds to throw a concert to benefit Columbus-area homeless. "Tickets are free; no need for scallopers"
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(42)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Myth: People will still watch Mythbusters after Kari, Tory, and Grant leave the show. ☐ Confirmed ☐ Plausible ☐ Busted
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(247)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
*NEWS FLASH* RCMP make massive weapons bust, 18 arrested (with hilarious pic of what a Canadian weapons bust looks like)
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(207)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida man busted at Walmart for shooting upskirts with his iShoe
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(106)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Businesses: "We can't find enough qualified workers." Workers: "You could train good candidates and pay decent wages." Businesses: "LOL. WUT?"
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(147)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The media insisted on telling the same embarrassingly fraudulent story they had told in the Martin shooting: innocent teen, academically ambitious, minding his own business, profiled by racist white vigilante --this time cop
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(478)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
In addition to giving access to the NSA and any business with a checkbook, at this point Gmail (and other apps) is pretty much handing out your data to anything with a pulse
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(28)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Anybody who has ever enjoyed a robust goblet of wine better give thanks to the humble fruit fly
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(14)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Carrying a baby around for 9 months. New Hotness: Carrying a baby around for 38 years
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(34)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
George W Bush has bucket of ice water dumped over his head. Swears he'll tell us anything we want to know
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(72)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
This just in: Gary Busey claims to have spoken with Patrick Swayze's ghost
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(58)
 
(Defense One)
 
 
 
The top 100 small business federal contractors include plucky unknowns like Apple, Boeing, General Electric, Lockheed Martin, and Verizon
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(20)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Attention, concert-goers: Please stop photographing Kate Bush
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(109)
 
(NBC 29 Charlottesville)
 
 
 
Stoner arrested in drug bust. No, really. His name is Stoner
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(56)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Service animal. New hotness: Overdue for service animal
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(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
According to soon to be out of business cafe owner, Australians don't like their coffee black
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(101)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Man abused position as hospital nurse to amass large collection of human penises taken from bodies of dead patients. What a dick
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(87)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Step 1) Pass law allowing people to carry guns anywhere Step 2) ??? Step 3) Have a handgun misfire on a busy street, killing one
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(373)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
U.S. airlines report their busiest May in six years, mostly from United trying to get its passengers to their final destinations from flights that started in April
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(8)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The long term causes of the ISIS caliphate can be traced all the way back to Obama's shooting of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand and his ambush of the Roman legions at the battle of Teutoburg
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(14)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Street cleaning in Vancouver B.C. is Serious business
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(36)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(My San Antonio)
 
NewsFlash
 
Rick Perry indicted on one count of abuse of official capacity, coercion of a public servant, and ...oops. I forgot the third
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(783)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Because you were sitting in coach wondering what business-class flyers on Air Brunei get in their amenities kit, well, wonder no longer
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(16)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Old and busted: The Cleveland Cavaliers are not talented enough to win the NBA. New hotness: The Cleveland Cavaliers are too talented to win the NBA
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(62)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Cab industry disrupter Uber accuses other industry disrupter Lyft of disrupting its business
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(11)
 
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
One St Louis strip mall, two businesses. One looted the other untouched. What made the difference?
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(521)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Planking. New hotness: Logging
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(90)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
RNCC busted making fake websites to intentionally deceive low information voters. Again
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(94)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Brevard County businesses complaining about zombies harassing customers. No faces eaten yet
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(23)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Big Business: Our taxes are too high. Real data: Average final corporate tax rate last year was 18%, with nearly two dozen firms paying none or negative tax rates
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(199)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Government workers are fat, lazy bums that abuse work from home allowances, therefore Marissa Mayer is a genius and there's a penguin in your telly
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(63)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bad news: USPS posts $1.96 billion 3Q loss. Worse news: USPS assures customers it will still be business as usual
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(153)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Business picks up at the Galleria Mall in St. Louis, as police respond to reports of multiple brawls breaking out in the mall
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(250)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Looks like the Kings of Leon could USE SOMEBODY, you know they could USE SOMEBODY to play the drums after Nathan Followill was injured in a bus crash. SOMEONE LIKE YOU OH WHOA OH WHOA
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(20)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Not news: Local business giving away free samples outside church. Fark: This business
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(10)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Dick Cheney tells America that it's official: no one can blame Bush for anything going wrong today
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(133)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you want Chinese tourists to patronize your business, you better be prepared to offer them free gifts like underwear, ramen noodles, disposable slippers and 'fancy' condoms
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(33)
 
(The Daily Californian)
 
 
 
UC Berkeley tennis coaches discuss being summoned by "Mythbusters" B-team to help bust hoary myth that tennis match can be played on moving airplane's wing. For their part, they say Tory can really play
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(25)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Fans say baseball is too slow. New hotness: Owners voting on a new commissioner say baseball is too slow
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(48)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(Communities Digital News)
 
 
 
"I am not a crook" ~ Richard Nixon resigned 40 years ago today for abuses of power that are as shocking as extramarital sex and issuing executive orders that some people don't like
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(325)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's fark-ready headline: Former Apple employee named Sam Sung raises more than $80,000 for charity by auctioning off his old business card
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(18)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're trying to enjoy some illegal drugs and a city bus starts looking at you funny and a nearby stop sign challenges you to a duel?
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(39)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
World's oldest bank in Italy, dating back to 1472, reports heavy losses. Still awaiting repayment of first business loan to Cristoforo Colombo
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(8)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Douglas Preston has gotten more than 900 authors to sign a letter demanding that Jeff Bezos and Amazon.com "stop harming the livelihood of the authors on whom it has built its business"
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(77)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Ten reasons President Obama won't go full George W. Bush on Iraq. Missing from the list: he doesn't have a family vendetta against the leadership and won't try to finish what his father started
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(121)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Lululemon sheers their business in half
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(10)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
No joke, there's a stand-up comic in NYC that's suing the city because she fell on to the subway tracks because she was too busy texting and the train operator didn't stop fast enough
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(92)
 
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Steve Buscemi looks exactly like you'd expect in his elementary school photo
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(42)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Here's the NFL's head of officiating Dean Blandino on Jerry Jones' party bus outside of a strip club. That's gotta be cool with the other teams, right?
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(48)
 
(Inforum)
 
 
 
Fargo has problem with business sign that reads, "Ex wife sale: Duct tape, chainsaw, shovels"
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(62)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
DC changes the face of comic book movies... by ripping off Marvel's business model
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(69)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
At the age of 16, Sasha Grey started a relationship with a 29 year-old man who convinced her to start a career in porn and abused her. And he convinced her he worked as an agent for the DIA, whatever the hell that is
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(137)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
69-year-old Massachusetts man busted for blowing leaves in the nude while several cars slowed down to take pictures. If anyone finds those pics, please don't post here
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(40)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
Video
 
Every once in a while humanity is given a great gift. This gift is an 11-year-old boy, an 11-year-old boy who plays polka like nobody's business. Cue the accordion
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(22)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
After her fivd-year-old son was accidentally left on the school bus, mother raises holy hell, calls the sheriff's department, and alerts the media about the incident. But she's still cool with him continuing to take the school bus
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(81)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Planet of The Apes. New Hotness: Planet of the Bears. I, for one, welcome our new bear overlords
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(67)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: smuggling cocaine in submarines and speed boats. New Hotness: smuggling cocaine in the Spanish Navy's 86 year old, four-masted sailing ship
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(26)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(Free Range Kids)
 
 
 
While your kid was busy eating paste
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(8)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The U.S. Centers for Disease Control is busy fighting ebola, patenting ebola
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(18)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Man who accused Bryan Singer and several other men in Hollywood of sexual abuse gets served with a malicious prosecution lawsuit while using the bathroom at a casino. You can't evade process servers forever
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(45)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Yes, it's true. These Ghostbusters will have no dicks
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(58)
 
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
In America, most of us love our Jesus but we're also thankful he wasn't born here cause the headline woulda' certainly read, "Woman arrested for leaving newborn baby in trash can of business," and that woulda been awkward
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(50)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: I'm going to play until I'm 45. New hotness: I'm too worn down to participate in training camp
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(11)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Old and busted: birthday cake. New hotness: $900 birthday cupcake
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(56)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Christopher Nolan and JJ Abrams help keep Kodak in business and producing film stock, because gravelly voices and lens flare just don't have the same feel on digital as they do on real film
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(63)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Old & busted: Fighting fire with fire. New hotness: Fighting monkeys with monkey impersonators
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(18)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Old-and-busted: 226 year old tiny town in Virginia, with ties to Thomas Jefferson and Marquis de Lafayette. New hotness: Using internet crowdfunding to save itself
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(25)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
The annual Perseid meteor shower will be its usual bust starting this weekend
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(51)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Glow-in-the-dark ice cream. New Hotness: Ice cream that changes colors as you eat it
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(34)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When your teacher tells you to keep your arms inside the bus, you LISTEN
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(55)
 
(News West 9)
 
 
 
George W. Bush to write book about his father. Tentative titles include "50 shades of no new taxes", "Curious George and the Japanese Prime Minister's Lap" and "In the Shadow of Alzheimer's"
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(45)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Bush impeachment co-sponsor Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX) says Democrats never tried to impeach Bush
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(105)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
From the party that brought you "death panels" and "legitimate rape" comes this summer's blockbuster hit, "the rape path"
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(170)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fomrer Va Gov. Bob McDonnell seems to be resting his legal defense on the theory that his wife was a greedy grasping biatch who shook down those wealthy businessmen all on her own and he didn't know nuthin' about it
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(49)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Social media strategy experts recommend that small business owners build loyalty by encouraging their customers, especially young females, to post naked or near-naked selfies. The ultimate sticky strategy?
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(9)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Online diploma mills. New hotness: Online service animal certification mills, so that you can take your pet with you anywhere, and due to regulations, nobody is allowed to question the validity
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(143)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Fast food workers vow civil disobedience over low pay, threaten to occupy restaurants, hinder business operations. Otherwise known as Monday
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(36)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
How Silicon Valley startups are totally disrupting the business paradigm of caffeine in the morning and alcohol at night
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(10)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
IDW announces comics where Star Trek meet Planet of the Apes, Angry Birds meet the Transformers, and Ghostbusters meet the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, prove that comics are now little more than bad fanfiction written by 12-year-old boys
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(84)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The most piss-poor excuse for a drug bust I've ever heard
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(82)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Sometimes, when you're riding your motorcycle, you just need to stop and stretch your legs. In the middle of traffic on a busy highway off-ramp is probably not the optimal place to do it, however. Especially if your BAC is 2.5 times the legal limit
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(34)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
1/3 of our wealth has been lost. Thanks Obama AND Bush
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(136)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Parents of the year candidates say they 'can't see what the fuss is about' after their 4-year-old daughter and her toddler brother were found playing next to a dumpster near a busy road
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(27)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
The MD location for restaurant/arcade chain Dave and Busters, once the site of an unofficial perpetual tech job fair during the first dotcom boom, to close its doors after losing a court fight to stay open
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(27)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Upskirt photos. New hotness: Upskirt panty removal
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(36)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Welcome to my Nightmare. New Alice Cooperness: Welcome to my Thrift Store
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(24)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Obama just called every business in the Fortune 500 "corporate deserters." And he's right
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(158)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Gary Busey's nephew is running an outdoor strip club at the Gathering of the Juggalos. Yep, you read that right
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(103)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Old and busted: John Walsh plagiarizes Master's thesis. New hotness: John Walsh plagiarizes Senate resolution
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(44)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Jake Gyllenhaal reaches levels of skinny, bug-eyed creepiness in new Nightcrawler trailer. Even Steve Buscemi is repulsed
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(50)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The Obama administration has prosecuted 25% fewer federal gun law violations than the Bush Administration. Because this article ran in the Washington Times, that data just proves how much he hates the 2nd Amendment and wants to take your guns away
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(111)
 
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Leaving babies in the car. New Hotness: Leaving your mom locked in the car
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(38)
 
(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
Two months after Tennessee restaurant says "Guns are welcome" business has really shot up
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(114)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Dan Aykroyd says Ghostbusters 3 will start filming next year, just like he said last year and the year before and the year before and the year before
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(72)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Old and busted in New Orleans: Show us your tits. New mantra: Give us your butts
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(47)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these silhouetted businesspeople
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(17)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Dude wants to buy my business with the $10,000 he carries in a sock. Seems legit to me
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(43)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
When grandpa busts a move on the dancefloor just beware of flying crutches
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(10)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(City of Seattle)
 
 
 
You're drunk driving the wrong way down the street, hit an Audi, throw a bottle of whiskey, hit a city bus, why not do everyone a favor and just break down in front of the police department?
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(8)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
The Week of Weird Al wraps up by showing us why he's the king of the parody song... because he knows his business
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(39)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
George W. Bush: "I looking into Putin's eyes and I saw his soul." Joe Biden: "I looked into Putin's eyes and told him he had no soul"
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(134)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Drunken British hooligan soccer fans. New hotness: Drunken British hooligan wasps
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(16)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Remember when the CBO were screaming that minimum wage increases would hurt small businesses and kill jobs? Yeah, about that
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(123)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Remember when business groups were screaming that California's tax increases would hurt small businesses and kill jobs? Yeah, about that
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(80)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Not news: Pregnant woman is attacked. News: By almost a dozen robbers, three girls and seven boys between the ages of 17-20 while waiting at a bus stop. Fark: All the robbers were wearing bathing suits
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(66)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Old & busted: Craft beer. New hotness: Craft coffee
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(73)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Aerosol cheese. New Hotness: Aerosol cake
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(133)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
Steal a school bus once, shame on you. Steal a school bus twice, welcome to Florida
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(8)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but Samsung has suddenly gotten into the premium priced headphones business
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(86)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Instead of businesses paying to pollute, taxpayers will pay them not to pollute
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(7)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Weird Al's awkward Fox Business interview further proves he's the hero we need right now
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(163)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kansas City man builds business as no-questions-asked pawnbroker of players' sports memorabilia
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(14)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Two charged with historical child sex abuse. Man, if there's a bad way to get into the history books, that has to be it
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(42)
 
(Dazed Digital)
 
 
 
The history of the world in GIFs, because we know you're too busy to read anything but pictures
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(15)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Apparently, the idea of an abusive, foul-mouthed teddy bear was not Seth MacFarlane's original idea, as he's now being sued by someone with an animated web series about a foul-mouthed, abusive teddy bear
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(61)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
When you get busted for laying completely naked on a park bench masturbating, try not to look so creepy in your mugshot
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(51)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
New business venture finally asks the question, "Would you trust your mechanic to cut your hair?"
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(34)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
45 years ago, at 9:32 AM EDT, Apollo 11 lifted off carrying Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and Michael Collins to the moon. And that wasn't just a euphemism for spousal abuse, as it had been in the past
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(51)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
AZ politician: tweets about seeing migrant kids on buses: "I was actually able to see some of the children in the buses. The fear on their faces..." Only problem is that it was group of kids going to YMCA camp. Backpedal backpedal
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(171)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Crazy chatty Cardinals fans, Pokeman, and other Busch Stadium adventures
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(4)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
George W. Bush undergoes surgery to partially replace his left knee. Surgeons said the operation was a success, though why they were wearing flight suits and standing in front of a huge "Mission Accomplished" banner is anyone's guess
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(74)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Boston school bus drivers rally for right to assault management
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(11)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
The important thing is we found a way to blame George Bush for the flood of Central American children
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(265)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
How to tell how much your broker makes by analyzing the clues on their business cards
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(14)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Zoo animals, including gorillas, are now routinely dosed with Haldol, Valium, Klonopin, Zoloft, Paxil, Xanax, Buspar, Prozac, Ativan, Versed, Mellaril, and beta-blockers to make them less wild animal-y
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(42)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Airbus cabin design team: "We feel the Dutch West India Company had the right idea"
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(191)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Teenage boy kept wondering why people kept telling him to stop standing up on top of the double-decker bus. And then it hit him
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(95)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Good news: We have mercifully made it to the end of TNT's Sprint Cup coverage. Bad news: Kyle Busch and Jimmie Johnson are your front row starters. It's the Camping World RV 301, live at 1pm ET on LOLTNT
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(516)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Google realizes that idiotic questions like the number of golf balls to fill up a bus, the number of windows in the skyscrapers of your locale, and how much wood could a wood chuck chuck are a waste of time. Interviewers, please take note
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(63)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Panda Express is now selling orange chicken burritos, finally bridging two cuisines that have no business meeting: terrible Chinese fast food and terrible Mexican fast food
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(128)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(National Review)
 
 
 
In a surprise move that no one could have possibly predicted, small businesses in Seattle are cutting work hours and services in response to the new $15/hr minimum wage law
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(419)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Unregistered sex offender names his illegal towing business "Whoops Towing" and promptly tows an undercover state police car
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Singing "99 Bottles of Beer" will get you an $100 fine in Winnipeg
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(24)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Body identified by dental records. New hotness: Body identified by breast implant serial number records
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(61)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Naked couple caught having sex on a busy sidewalk under a cross outside an Oklahoma City church. (with hmm, I guess there really is someone for everyone mugshots)
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(49)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Poll: Millennials think government is inefficient, abusive and cronytastic, plan to vote for more inefficiency, abuse and cronyism this fall and in 2016. This is great news for Democrats and Republicans
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(100)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jenna and Barbara Bush left speechless upon hearing Chelsea Clinton gets $75k per speech
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(77)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Delaware dad busted for powdering his baby's tush after cops notice that the powder was inside sixteen small zip-lock bags
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(21)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In honour of Robin Thicke, five would-be blockbuster albums by big-name musical acts that stiffed. Apparently no one in 2001 realized Mick Jagger had released a new solo LP except for Keith Richards, who likened it to "Mein Kampf"
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(37)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin takes time out of his busy schedule to flip us the bird instead of finishing the goddamn books already
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(88)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Blimey, it was a good idea for us to steal this minibus so we could drive home instead of walking." "Right, jolly good idea, what's that in the back?" "Oh, bloody hell"
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(30)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
What to do when you're the President and you bust loose: 1. Shake hands with a guy in a horse head mask
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(29)
 
(Capital New York)
 
 
 
Today in "It's corruption except when leftists do it": having solved all of NYC's problems, Deblasio's staff are now busy scheduling college tours for the mayor's son, shuttling him to and fro
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(114)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus liked it better back when the unwashed, uninsured masses shied away from the ER because of the crushing medical bills they'd get slapped with. He also wishes the aforementioned claim were true
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(119)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
When asked about the "dynasty" question Hillary Clinton points out that we've had two Roosevelts and two Adams as president, and for some strange reason steers clear of making any mention of the two Presidents Bush
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Airbus files patent for new windowless cockpit. What could possibly go wrong?
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(23)
 
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Dr. Jack Kevorkian's assisted suicide minibus is on layaway at a Detroit-area pawnshop, which means that it's a pretty bad time to be a hitchhiker in Detroit. Well, worse than usual, anyway
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(68)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Will Cheng be successful in provoking war? Will any Russians escape the ambush attempted against Jack? Will Chloe have time to change her facebook status to single? This is your penultimate 24: Live Another Day discussion thread 9pm on Fox
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(209)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
CA mayor: Oops, we didn't mean to turn the buses around. Our bad
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(69)
 
(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
Body language faux pas in business: Urinating on the person's desk to mark your territory like an Alpha wolf is suspiciously absent. Seriously, who writes this crap?
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(45)
 
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Audi finds slapping a badge on a VW Jetta and raising the price over $10,000 is a bad business plan. Just kidding. Audi can't keep its rebadged Jetta in stock
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(113)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Raju the elephant was held in chains for 50 years and abused after being poached in India. He has finally found his freedom after being rescued by a wildlife charity who claim they saw him cry when he was released in to the wild on Independence day
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(76)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Sideboob, innerboob, and underbutt. New Hotness: Pelvage (w/pics) (Some pictures Not safe for work)
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(125)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Styx and Foreigner tour buses catch fire. No injuries to band members due to recently installed ramps, chair lifts
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(34)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
"Uhh, excuse me...sir? Um, Mr. Naked Guy? You mind not throwing your balls against the side of our business?"
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(17)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Airline passengers brace for extremely busy July 4 weekend, as United customers finally make it home from their Memorial Day getaway
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(4)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Would you go through the pain of commuting to the airport, going through security, then changing the departure date of your flexible ticket just so you could eat the free slop in the business lounge? Would you do it 35 times?
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(22)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
After 10 months, first unstaffed coffee shop "on the honor system" is still in business. "The thing that's amazing is that people have been extremely honest"
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(17)
 
(Hawaii Tribune Herald)
 
 
 
Hawaii's alien spaceport opens for business. Apparently "first contact" is less about warp drive, and more about hippie girls in white dresses
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(69)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Rioters surround bus full of traumatized children. Local Official: "When people are scared and don't have all the information, they have a right to react"
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(324)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Open Carry Texas convinces another major business to ban guns
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(207)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
SCOTUS: "Nobody would dare use our Hobby Lobby ruling to justify discriminating against gay people." Fourteen anti-gay business representatives: "Challenge accepted"
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(288)
 
(The Hockey Writers)
 
 
 
A guy who writes about the Columbus Blue Jackets predicts what cities will have hockey teams. Quebec gets Florida, Seattle poaches Phoenix, Bettman bets on Vegas and expands to Portland. And Columbus stays. Unbelievable
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(48)
 
(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
Three-year-old girl says she saw Jesus after nearly drowning in pool. Jesus too busy appearing on toast to comment
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(88)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Awesome: you're finally assigned a big brother and it's a celebrity. Fark: It's Gary Busey
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(30)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
The Lawrence, Indiana Police Department just acquired 48,000lb, 12-foot-high, mine-resistant ambush protected vehicle designed for the military to use in combat zones, but they promise they will only use it during a mass shooting or a bomb threat
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(230)
 
(Microsoft Technet)
 
 
 
Microsoft: That's a nice domain business you have there. It would be a shame if we took over your domain to stop hackers. No-IP.com: How about no? Microsoft: COURT ORDERED TAKEDOWNED
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(148)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(KVAL Eugene)
 
 
 
Old and busted: DUI checkpoints. New hotness: Mandatory bloodletting during traffic stops
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(202)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Yo app. New hotness: Hodor app
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(36)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Bushwick hipsters publish new book about their 'hood, featuring short fiction and essays written by new and longtime residents. "Most of the stories are about Bushwick nightlife - getting wasted at art shows and waking up next to a stranger"
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(30)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
If you really need to call someone, 1-800-COLLECT is still in business. On second thought, it is probably cheaper to just buy an airline ticket to their house
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(45)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Katrina vanden Heuvel blasts Bill Kristol and other Conservative mouthpieces who supported George W. Bush's Iraq incursion and are now criticizing President Obama, calling them "armchair warriors who should enlist in the Iraqi army"
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(158)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Detroit Basement Boy abused by father
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(62)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Detroit Basement Boy not abused by father
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(35)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Bus passenger dies after altercation with off-duty bus driver. Witnesses say the off-duty bus driver threatened to send the passenger "to the moon," and perhaps even hit him "right in the kisser"
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(24)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
And now, our weekly check to see whether or not you were busy at work this week. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz. And we promise we won't tell your boss if you score well
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(27)
 
(Some Programmer Guy)
 
 
 
Inside the Mirrortocracy: how Silicon Valley has created a make-believe cult of objective meritocracy as insular as the suit-wearing businesses they deride
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(46)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Inside George W. Bush's Closet" Kinky
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(32)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Slippedisc)
 
 
 
Today our orchestra will be performing the Symphony of Strings by Schuman and then Debussy's Nocturnes. But first, we need to invoke the spirits of our ancestors with this war dance
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(9)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Teachers will be protesting Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation's meddling in their business. You know they're serious because they're doing it during summer vacation
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(137)
 
(Pensito Review)
 
 
 
Contrary to GOP/tea party spin, Pres. Obama has issued fewer than 200 executive orders - Bush, who had a 'Rubberstamp Congress,' issued 291 - here's a list of all EOs going back to 1901
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(165)
 
(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Flip this House. New Hotness: Flip this Dog
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(19)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man arrested for masturbating twice on the same bus, says he's really just a modern day Rosa Parks and wants to overcome
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(52)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Deputies in Panama City Beach are trying to determine why a 12-year-old boy stole a school bus and drove it to a Wal-Mart around 5 a.m. Tuesday"
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(60)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(IT World)
 
 
 
Finally, you can now busk and code at the same time
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(13)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Yokohama ramen museum celebrates 20th year in business, paralleling noodle's rise from cheap fuel for students and bachelors to high-status gourmet cuisine for all tastes
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(20)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
More proof that businesses flee liberal states like CA
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(93)
 
(Men's Journal)
 
 
 
Big Business is taking water from rural conservatives to give to urban liberals. Rural conservatives are upset. Plan to vote GOP from now on
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(124)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
First they came for the 'Sabado Gigante.' And I did not speak up because I wasn't a busty bikini-clad nun holding a baby in a telenovela
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(106)
 
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
News: Man busted for running child porn operation out of his home. Fark: Also running a "daycare and mentoring program" out of his home
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(88)
 
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
NJ high school employee's job is to offer free and confidential services to students seeking help with drug abuse and other non-academic issues. She gets fired for doing just that
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(71)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
While most of the world wastes its time watching the world grass-diving championship in Brazil, the inaugural Rugby League Commonwealth Championship begins on Friday. As with any sporting event held in Glasgow, hookers are expected to be busy
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(25)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
The restaurant where you want to eat won't let your wife bring her dog inside. To show your displeasure with the policy, do you: A) take your business elsewhere, B) give it a poor review on Yelp, or C) drive your car into the restaurant?
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(27)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Putting away money in a 401(k) or IRA to provide income for yourself in your golden years. New Hotness: FARK THAT WE'RE GOING TO DISNEYLAND
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(114)
 
(WIFR Rockford)
 
 
 
Police catch Kool Aid man, no word on how they will keep him from busting out of jail
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(24)
 
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Do Himalayan mountain bus drivers ever rest?
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(36)
 
(The State)
 
 
 
Moderate Republicans would love to have Jeb Bush as a candidate for president in 2016 even though he's as boring as Canadian history and unavailable "due to a scheduling conflict" so they're probably getting Mitt Romney again
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(117)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(My Fox Dallas)
 
 
 
Texas Walgreens joins the growing list of businesses who do not know the law about disabled vets and their service dogs
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(133)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
After 25 years, it's time to forgive Ghostbusters II: "It's every moviegoer's right to be miserable and treat sequels like dirt. But 25 years on, Ghostbusters II holds up far better than you might remember"
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(171)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Final sex abuse lawsuit against Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash has been dismissed. Mr. Clash is now looking forward to getting back to work, jamming his fist up someone again
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(60)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Old and busted hipster pet: Potbellied pigs. New and trendy hipster pet: Miniature roosters
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(44)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Time lapse videos. New hotness: Drone footage
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(14)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
While 20 veterans died waiting for health care from them, the Phoenix VA Health Care System was busy spending $20 million putting solar panels on hospital roofs
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(169)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Even hot girls like the one pictured can't open bank accounts if they bounced a few checks years earlier. so NY State is going after the much abused use of ChexSystems by banks. Because somebody has to protect hot girls, like the one pictured
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(78)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Manny being Manny. New hotness: Papi being Papi
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(22)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Thad Cochran gets an indecisive drama queen with a history of substance abuse and sending dick pics to make ads for him. I don't think he thought his cunning plan all the way through
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(35)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Apparently, competitive fishing is serious business, as evidenced by this man who used bleach to kill off $20,000 worth of his competitor's bait fish
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(34)
 
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
If an elderly, overweight woman on oxygen armed with a back scratcher can foil your robbery attempt, you're probably in the wrong line of business
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(25)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Max Landis put his idea for Ghostbusters 3 on Twitter last night and it would have made for... a really good movie?
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People are shocked, SHOCKED that a bus driver who claimed his Bible stopped two bullets from hitting him during a supposed 'hate attack', lied and actually shot and stabbed himself before making up the story
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(103)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
How cheating in video games has became a business worth millions of dollars a year
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(111)
 
(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Gang banger Jesus is gonna bust a cap in yo ass
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(32)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Former realtor charged with several counts of fraud and one count of proving the old adage "The more someone talks about God during a business deal, the tighter you need to hold on to your wallet"
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(46)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The CEO of Exxon-Mobil isn't going to let a little thing like patriotism or a direct request from the United States government stop him from travelling to Moscow and doing business deals with people the US has imposed sanctions on
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(82)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
From the you have got to be kidding me files: Fox News Praises George W. Bush's Ability To Anticipate Problems In Iraq
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(446)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Retail electronics sector in Britain enjoying a 30 percent increase in business as soccer fans upgrade their TVs to watch England lose in high-def
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Barack Obama has more in common with his predecessor, George W. Bush, than he might want to acknowledge
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(40)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
George Will suggests future republican candidates take foreign policy positions somewhere between Obama and Bush, also Benghazi
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(31)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson makes intelligent point about Bush selling the country a bill of goods in order to invade Iraq. Of course, he goes off the rails with Jesus, Devil, and Armageddon talk at the end, but hey, he was on a roll there for a while
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California salmon migrating by truck this year, say all that swimming is too hard and uncomfortable compared to the luxurious climate controlled American made cab of a Ford F-150
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(31)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you're waiting for a bus and a stranger comes up and shoots you in the face?
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(66)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
A minimum wage violates the First Amendment because "by increasing the labor costs of franchisees, the Ordinance will reduce the ability of franchisees to dedicate funding to the promotion of their businesses and brands." No, this is not satire
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(112)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Romney calls Hillary Clinton's record a 'monumental bust,' follows up by ripping off his shirt and showing off his new 44D's
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(58)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Drug to cure Hepatitis C is so expensive, even seasoned medical business professionals flinch at the cost
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(51)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John McCain in 2014: Obama withdrew troops from Iraq before attaining victory. McCain in 2010: "Last American combat troops leave Iraq. I think President George W. Bush deserves some credit for victory"
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(68)
 
(Some Veteran)
 
 
 
"Sure, let's go back to Iraq. Oh, yes. I'll dig out my uniform and strap on my pistol and ride into battle yet again. Just so long as Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, and the rest are in the vanguard"
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(158)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With Priceline buying OpenTable and multiple restaurant reservation scalpers operating openly, the cutthroat business of reservations is increasingly driven by apps, not eateries. "We see reservations changing from a cost center to a revenue stream"
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(40)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
George Bush makes move to rescue Iraq
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(62)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Airbus tries to persuade Americans to buy its huge double-decker airliner. One analyst says the problem is that airlines just aren't cramming enough seats into it
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(39)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Finally, justice will be served. Romanian hacker indicted for his fiendish plot to unleash the paintings of George W. Bush upon an unsuspecting world
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(32)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
If you really want to succeed in business, you should take advice from A: Jeff Bezos? B: Richard Branson? or C: Howard Stern?
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(10)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Which ancient beast once thought to be extinct can be found thriving across the Alaskan landscape? A) Woolly Mammoth B) Sabre-Toothed Tiger C) Blockbuster Video
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(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Experts fear "selfie" may be the last Australian slang word to make it to global English, as modern Australians are much more businesslike and apt to adopt American slang instead of creating their own
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
British businesses say their number one worry is cybercrime, narrowly edging out "the Dutch"
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(3)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Oyster Farm: Hey, Feds, we'd like to finish out a 40-year lease on your land to run our business. Feds: OK, but we're not going to renew it when it's over in 7 years. Is that OK? Oyster Farm: Yup, totes cool. *7 years later* ENTER LIBERTARIANS
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(229)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Netflix to reboot The Magic School Bus for modern audiences. No word on whether Miss Frizzle will be having a relationship with one of her students
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(45)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lex Ky family business owner falls while carrying 20gal pot of boiling peanut oil. Drew's hoping folks might be able to help out (DIT)
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(148)
 
(Who Ya Gonna Call?)
 
 
 
The most amazing infographic about Ghostbusters you will ever see. With bonus explanation of just who Slimer was before he became a ghost
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(111)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Springfield officers bust heroin-possessing stripper driving home from work at 3 AM for running red light, note that "she did not have enough clothing on to conceal the illegal narcotic"
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(51)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the Front Page of the Bangor Daily News: Naked guy and other abuses cause landowner to post her land (w/sfw pics) (18)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Steve Buscemi just found out about Steve Buscemi Eyes. He is not impressed
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(30)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Drunken businessman wearing lederhosen chews the ear off a former World's Strongest Man finalist at Oktoberfest event in Scotland. "The night finished up with someone biting my ear off. It wasn't entirely pleasant"
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(53)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lego executives use customized mini figures as business cards. No word on whether the dumb ones are given Duplo figures, instead
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(52)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Spain's 8 year old princess is set to become the leader of the military. First order of business: painting the subs pink with glitter and adding little Hello Kitty pictures on them
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(70)
 
(Small Business (UK))
 
 
 
Why small businesses are afraid to go online: Bad reviews, malicious comments and damning social media posts cost the average business $100,000 a year, and one in five say their entire online strategy is "firefighting" against trolls
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(44)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
When BP and Anheuser-Busch are worried about the effects of being associated with you will have on their reputation, perhaps it's time to reconsider your position
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(39)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Google embraces business-casual clothing. Or something like that
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(31)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If a sleazy businessman takes advantage of paranoid weirdos, is it really fraud?
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(45)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Step right up, step right up. America going out of business, step right up. America going out of business, everyone's a winner, bargains galore, it's our race to the bottom. How low will President Obama allow us to go?
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(136)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms - Government agency or brilliant business plan?
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(18)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Don't count Tom Cruise out just yet. While his latest "Groundhog Day" meets "Independence Day" flick may have faltered in the U.S., it did nearly three times as much business overseas
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(125)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Girl tries out for football team as kicker. New hotness: Girl tries out for football team as defensive back. Redundant statement of the day "She doesn't take no very well"
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(31)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian government target Snowden six years ago as a target to convince to defect. This continues the saga of the man who to complain about government abuse went to Russia
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(131)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Pro-tip for you aspiring pimps - keep your business cash only. And calling your girls "clowns" isn't the brightest move, either
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(32)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Old and busted: 3 dead, 8 injured in shooting rampage. New hotness: 2 dead, 3 injured retrieving phone from public toilet
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(69)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Top JFK Conspiracy Theorist suing over his right to peddle assassination cover-up wares in Dealey Plaza. Fark: Where DOES Dallas Police Sgt. Gorka fit in among Black Dog Man, Umbrella Man & Babushka Lady?
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(72)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema: Freebie and the Bean, 1974 - Two bickering cops (Arkin and Caan) need to bust a mobster while also protecting him from a hit. Trigger warning: 70s fashion
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(9)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Comparing Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush's reading lists shows more about their philosophies and goals for the country
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(69)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A crony-developer palace built with taxpayer subsidies and the abuse of eminent-domain law, named after a huge international bank? Sounds like a splendid place for a Democratic convention
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(41)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Not news: A woman is picking up her son from summer math camp. News: Teachers forced her son on the bus even though he told them his mom was there. Fark: Then it gets really stupid
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(96)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Operation Choke Point" is an effort by the feds to put pressure on the banks that provide financial services that make sleazy, predatory, and illegal, businesses possible. Which explains why payday lenders are suing to shut it down
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(44)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
So, what if there was a memo written by Bush lawyers that gave Obama all the cover he needed to release any prisoners he wanted to from Gitmo? Gosh, that would be ironic, huh?
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(106)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Old and busted: #tebowing. The new hotness: #lebroning
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(24)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
New Hampshire Supreme Court secures a charter bus to hell
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(60)
 
(Pando Daily)
 
 
 
PBS sold out to big business ages ago but we have to keep them clamped on the government teat because Mister Rogers said so back in 1968 when your dad's black-and-white TV picked up four channels
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(55)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
While the greener-than-thous were pearl-clutching over soccer moms and their 20mpg SUVs, China was getting busy flattening 700 mountains
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(91)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
And so after 'J. Edgar,' 'Movie 43', 'Diana,' Naomi Watts decides it's time to sign up for a blockbuster franchise. Any blockbuster franchise
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(42)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Local printer is surprised to receive an order for business cards. Name: Kevin Spacey. Occupation:Badass
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(30)
 
(Watchdog.org)
 
 
 
Seattle businesses seem to be finding ways to afford their newly-adopted $15 per hour minimum wage
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(190)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
FDA approves new antibiotic for MRSA. Agribusiness to start feeding it to livestock in low doses next month
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(45)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
These aren't the gravity waves you're looking for. Go about your business. Move along
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(27)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
You have to feel bad for the Feds, back in the day when they made a major bust they got to announce they captured dangerous guys with names like Scarface. Now they have to say things like "we shut down the Gameover Zeus Botnet"
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(9)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Some business guy who runs a business says that if the war on drugs were a business that was failing, he'd shut it down
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(78)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
So here are our TV cameras at the beach with their big ole zoomy lenses, in the bushes, filming women in their bikinis, but we're the news, so we good, right?
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(106)
 
(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Adrianne Curry in Princess Leia slave outfit. New hotness: Maitland Ward in Princess Leia slave outfit
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(82)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Google shuts down its coupon business. In related news, Google had a coupon business
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(13)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Wall-E is a brilliant, yet subtle, denunciation of capitalism. New Hotness: The World Cup theme song is a brilliant, yet subtle, denunciation of the World Cup
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(22)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why you hate work. Since you're reading Fark during business hours, this may be worth your time
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(41)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The DOJ's "Operation Choke Point" pressures banks to stop processing payments from businesses that are at a "high risk" of engaging in federal law violations. Since some sketchy gun stores fit that category, Eric Holder is now worse than Hiitler
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(83)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
The Discovery Channel's "Alaskan Bush People" follows the life of a family living in remote Alaska. And by 'remote' we mean there's a pizza parlor down the road and the next door neighbor got really pissed at the production helicopter
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(66)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Amway CEO arrested for running a pyramid scheme. Apparently it's slightly different from the normal Amway business plan
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(65)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Having a relative hold your newborn baby while you are getting married. New hotness: Strapping your newborn baby to the train of your wedding dress while getting married. Just make sure no one steps on her
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(49)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio and Jeb Bush seem to be the top contenders for the GOPs ill-fated 2016 presidential bid
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(189)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Twitter "troll" hit with restraining order by judge, who says the man will be arrested if he makes contact with the members of Coldplay or Rachel Riley. The Internet: SERIOUS BUSINESS
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(18)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Can Kyle Busch take the 3rd of 3 races this weekend in Dover? How many drivers will the Monster Mile claim? It's the FedEx 400 (12:30PM ET, FOX)
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(607)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Old and busted: cops break down your door in mistaken drug raid. New hotness: cops prying open your mouth after they see you take a Tylenol. Fark: they charge her with resisting arrest. And it's on camera
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(162)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Dear Texas, please stop putting all your illegal immigrants onto buses bound for Phoenix. Thanks, Arizona
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(146)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(World Review)
 
 
 
The Eurozone is heading for trouble. All policy fire-power is directed at making debt-servicing easy and weakening the euro to boost competitiveness of EU businesses on world markets. The people will shoulder the cost, as usual
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(18)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck: Don't get all pissy with us about sexual abuse. Why back in my day, my family sexually abused each other with the onions on our belts...which was the style at the time
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(228)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld are war criminals, declares Richard Clarke, counter-terrorism czar who worked for Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld
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(107)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
US economy shrinks for the first time since 2011. 2011 was 2 years from 2009, which is when Bush left office, so obviously this is Bush's fault
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(156)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
New York's tiny MMuseumm may have world's weirdest collection, ranging from shoe thrown at George Bush's head to censored Saudi Arabian pool toys. Curator: "If an item does not completely and utterly blow our minds, we don't even consider it" (pics)
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(31)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
The City of Detroit tries to get into the house flipping business with the same result as anything the City of Detroit tries to do
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(81)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
If you thought the things Bush did to enemy combatants were bad, check out what his successor is preparing for US citizens
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(149)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bush Doctrine: "We don't know where, we don't know when, but we will bomb the shiat out of you before we have a good reason." Obama Doctrine: "Yeah...about that. We may smack you around a bit but only after talking it over"
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(56)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Echoing all the lefties who moved to Canada when George W. Bush was re-elected, European lefties ponder moving to the US as conservative parties win elections across the EU
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(56)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Noted economic wonk Prince Charles warns business leaders capitalism will have to be reformed to 'save the planet'. Unknown exactly what Prince Charles produces besides Royal Poop
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(103)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Old & busted: Zombie apocalypse. New hotness: Underground network of vampires (with helpful picture of what a vampire might look like)
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(67)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Josh Harnett explains why he turned down roles in Superman, Spiderman and Batman. For one thing, he was busy getting back together with his high-school girlfriend in Minnesota
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(38)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
In Obama's first four years in office, he had added over four times more to the federal government's monster debt -- a whopping $5 trillion -- than his predecessor Bush did in his last four years as president -- $1.18 trillion
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(224)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Colleges are finally offering classes that are more ridiculous than art history and business administration
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(80)
 
(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
College student makes about $180k a year working part time as a stripper. Bet they didn't teach you that in business school
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(71)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Volkswagen brings back the VW Microbus. Still no word on tie-dyed curtains, shag rugs or 8 track cassettes
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(68)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Pontius Pilate's offline version of Pinterest, man comes into money, and Obama's military response to Bush v. Gore: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/18 - 5/24
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(2)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Will the idols work for an extra hundred miles to ruin Jimmie Johnsons day? Will Kurt Busch make it to the track after Indy? Will Jeff Gordon be able to finish the race? This is your World 600 discussion thread. Race starts at 6pm EDT on Fox
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(1173)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Will Juan Pablo Montoya find a jet dryer? How will Kurt Busch first 500 miles of the day go? Will clownshoes appear early, late, or throughout? This is your Indianapolis 500 discussion thread. Race coverage starts at noon EDT on ABC
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(831)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Westminster Dog Show. New creepiness: British Tarantula Society Annual Exhibition. "All eight legs should be upright and perfectly poised"
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(32)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Attacked by a flying deer when exiting a city bus? Well, ain't that a kick in the head
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(36)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
Further: Are you too young to be a beatnik, and too old to be a hippie? Do you like movies about gladiators? Join the Merry Pranksters for a psychedelic bus ride to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the original psychedelic journey across America
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Texas gun nuts realize that terrorizing children in fast food restaurants with rifles isn't the best way to win public support, tell their members to "immediately cease taking long guns into corporate businesses"
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Fri May 23, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
The 1% come to the realization that the 99% has been quietly busy sharpening their guillotine blades
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll says that most small business owners would do it all over again. Except for the ones who owned Borders and Blockbusters
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(28)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Feng Shui: serious business
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(49)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The NSA "reform" bill is actually more of an NSA "business as usual" bill
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(101)
 
(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
Unilever says ciao to its Ragu and Bertolli pasta sauce business
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(51)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
A majority of the Senate supports forcing the Redskins to change their name. Republicans filibustered the bill to death
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(231)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Organic food. New hotness: Biodynamic food
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(52)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do you have bushy eyebrows? You're sex-obsessed
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Wed May 21, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Michigan recalls 1.8 million pounds of beef. Since when did GM get into the meat packing business?
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(14)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Obama finally offers military response to Bush v. Gore: US troops deployed to Chad
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(49)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Mike Myers doesn't care about George Bush's feelings
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(137)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
New business airline wants to land travellers on water, even though Malaysian Airlines appears to have that market locked up
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(24)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A cop, a rabbi, and a Boy Scout leader walk into police custody after being busted as part of a 71-person kiddie porn bust
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Tue May 20, 2014
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
The ice cream cookie taco is here to make sure your shirt stays on at the beach and your cardiologist stays in business
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