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426 headlines found matching 'bus'
Mon January 16, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
People are now abusing opioids prescribed to pets. Your dog still wants steak
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(BizPac Review)
 
 
 
Ringmaster Baba Yaga has a few theories on why Ringling Bros. Circus, one of her beloved big businesses, was forced to shut down
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Feds bust two huge robocall operations and issue a $4.375 million fine. 80 percent of their calls were to people on the do not call registry
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Exiled Hobbit and fifth tier My Little Pony villain Reince Priebus attempts to rewrite history and claim the GOP never once questioned President Obama's legitimacy or birthplace
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline: Spontaneous combustion concerns lead to warnings over height of chicken manure piles
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Sat January 14, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The BBC asks the question on all Farkers' minds: Is it OK to watch porn in public?
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Go to Jakarta for a good time when the night gets late, randy Indonesians get busy, especially the Muslim ones because it's so naughty
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Chipotle. New hotness: Salad and Go
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The most annoying business buzzword of 2017 has just been coined. See if you can spot it: "Successful financial services firms need a phygital strategy that seamlessly integrates technology, branch networks and staff"
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Thu January 12, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fiat Chrysler joins VW in the diesel emissions cheating business
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
While everyone was watching the Senate GOP take their healthcare away, the House GOP was busy eliminating the government's ability to regulate private industry in any capacity
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Bus permits DC has authorized so far for Trump's inauguration day: 200. Bus permits DC has authorized so far for the Women's March the day after Trump's inauguration: 1,800. Oh my
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Wed January 11, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Google repeats its policy of Farking incompetence to the International Business Times
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
That kiddie porn on your computer? Planted by the Russians. That's what everyone busted with kiddie porn on their computers will be saying after today - and they could be right
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
News: Gary Busey's nephew apparently built a sex party house called "The Sausage Castle" Fark: It just got cooked
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
New ads target the Mormon church and its tax-exempt status. Wait, "trillion dollar business empire"?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Risky business in the U.S. now is being labeled "anti-American" by Trump
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rex Tillerson used to be president of the Boy Scouts USA, and during his tenure he ignored the sexual abuse scandals plaguing the young boys under his charge
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Should bartenders be allowed to drink on the job? "Although I want everyone to have a good time at work and enjoy work, maybe you're in the wrong line of business if you're doing that work because you want to get drunk at work"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chic new hummus business turns leftovers into hummus. My favorite is the day-old pizza hummus
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Joey Porter's previous run-ins with the law include an incident where he shot and pistol-whipped someone and another where he encouraged his wife to make false sexual abuse claims. No, wait. That was the arresting officer
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Greta Van Susteren uses her first show to challenge outcast Hobbit and fifth-tier My Little Pony villain Reince Priebus by calling him out for blaming the DNC for the Russian hack
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mass Murderer Anders Breivik, in court over alleged abuses to his human rights, attempts to call Kyle to the witness stand. Well, he would, if he could find him. Has anyone seen him? He's about this tall
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Chiropractor attaches large wheel to a levered snow shovel thus taking the strain off your back when clearing the driveway, and putting local kids out of business
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(Macon Telegraph)
 
 
 
Canadian bankruptcy with Trump's Toronto hotel illustrates Trump's conflict of interest issues. Also illustrates his crappy business abilities
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Old and busted: SC Statehouse flying Confederate flag. New hotness: SC Statehouse flying Clemson flag
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Minimum wage laws. New socialist hotness: Maximum wage laws
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(Jamaica Observer)
 
 
 
American Ghostbusters remove specters from haunted mansions and hotels. Nigerian Ghostbusters remove 50,000 phantom workers from state payrolls
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: "NO RAGRETS". New hotness: "Yes, actually, quite a few ragrets"
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Yahoo. New hotness: Altaba
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Drive-by shootings between gangs in the Bronx. New and improved; Drive-by marble tosser gangs targeting Bronx businesses looking to play for "keepsies"
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Microsoft seems to be looking for a metaphor for its business
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Sun January 08, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Exiled Hobbit and fifth-tier My Little Pony villain Reince Priebus says there is "no reason" to check Trump's cabinet picks for conflicts of interest, calls them a "waste of time"
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Busty Australian twins want to marry the same guy, who they currently share as a boyfriend
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
This cold weather is actually good for you. Just look at how healthy and robust all the homeless people gathered around the alley barrel fire behind your apartment are
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Over 1,100 Japanese companies will celebrate their 100th year in business in 2017, including global heavyweights Nikon and Subaru
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Columbus Blue Jackets attempt at an NHL record-tying 17 straight wins is blocked by the Washington Capitals
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
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Two brothers try to ambush armored car employee. Since this is Fark, you can guess how that went
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Hipsters making their own beer. New smugness: Hipsters making their own butter
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
MyPillow inventor defends advertising methods after taking his lumps from the Better Business Bureau
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
The internet is busy tracking everything Trump says so good luck on getting away with anything because your followers will be so angry when you lie. Yeah, nobody believes that, but if Trump followers weren't cult members, this would happen
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
NBC hired Megyn Kelly to replace Billy Bush. How fitting
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
"I do this every Sunday" is not an acceptable excuse for man busted taking upskirt shots
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Filibuster this: Democrats pay a huge price for gutting the Senate's supermajority rule
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A story about comedian Jonathan Winters before he was famous and working for WBNS TV in Columbus, Ohio
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Wed January 04, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Football and business genius Jed York is turning the 49ers into the "Patriots West"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Today will be the busiest day in online dating history as people look back on the holidays, think about the friends they spent time with, and think, "I'm not doing THAT again"
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush lands himself the "Miss Congeniality" as consolation prize
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
News: Reggie Bush sets rushing record. Fark: It's one he wishes they could wipe off the books, like his Heisman and that National Championship
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(Daily Nation (Kenya))
 
 
 
Sure, book your cheap holiday tickets with some airline called Jambojet. What's the worst that can happen? As your wife will sarcastically ask you days later when you're both still stuck on a bus. On a ferry. On your connecting flight through Mombasa
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Just Green this please, I'm busy updating Facebook, sending tweets and trying to score on Tinder
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Elemental theme of massage business features earth, water and fire truck
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The Magic School Bus is getting rebooted. Expect it to be grittier and darker
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Texas govt: Businesses are demanding a NC-style bathroom bill. Texas businesses: JHFC, we don't want that BS here. Texas govt: They say it can't happen fast enough
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Sat December 31, 2016
(TSN)
 
 
 
With all the bowl games today, even us hockey freaks have one: The Unsustainabowl. Will Columbus extend their winning streak to 15 games or will The Wild go to 13? That one's at 6pm ET but with 11 games today there's plenty for all. 1pm start time
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Adventures In Georgia™ (c) 2016. You are outside your business near Atlanta Highway and McFarland Parkway. A feral kitten comes out of the ravine nearby. What do you wish to do?_
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Fri December 30, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
While we all mourn the celebrity deaths of 2016, it's important to also note who didn't die: Bob Barker, George H.W. Bush, and Hugh Hefner
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Hackers can upgrade your airline seat to business class
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Today we learn that Romans used to ward off illness with flying penis amulets, thus giving Johnson and Johnson their business model
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
African football association imposes ban on A) Simulation, B) Abusing the match officials... or C) The use of witchcraft
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Just a reminder - If you live in a state with legal marijuana, delivery service might be extra busy on New Year's Eve. Plan accordingly
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer throws Secretary of State John Kerry under the Obama bus on its way out of Washington DC
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Sears' grand experiment of running a business based on Ayn Rand's books continues to go swimmingly, as CEO Eddie Lampert loans the company $200M to keep it from defaulting on debts
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Judicial watch claims that Obama's vacations cost the taxpayers $85 million over his 8 years, as compared to...huh..that's odd..they don't give a figure for Bush, how are we supposed to fairly evaluate that number without putting it in context?
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Wed December 28, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
While you've been busy worrying about Skynet taking over, the Soylent Corporation has been busy
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Phil Jackson and Jeanie Buss end their long engagement, making it the first time in a while that Phil Jackson lost something
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you left a vibrator on a tram in Manchester, transit staff have found it. Proof of ownership may be required (not safe for work)
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Tue December 27, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The parts of America that love Duck Dynasty, 16 and Pregnant, Teen Mom, and Pawn Stars are exactly where you would expect them to be located. Modern Family, Mythbusters, etc are almost exactly the inverse. TFA includes handy maps for comparison
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Mon December 26, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Investors across the world are uncertain about the business climate under Trump
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
A rundown of 30 upcoming Hollywood blockbusters for 2017. Sequel, sequel, sequel, franchise, more franchise, remake, sequel, ooh Dunkirk looks like it will be good, remake, sequel, sequel, sequel, franchise, franchise
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Sun December 25, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today writers select Kate McKinnon as Entertainer of the Year (while noting the Ghostbusters reboot sucked only because of Twitter misogyny)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Fake news story leads to shooting up pizza shop. New (radioactive) hotness: Fake news story leads to threat of nuclear retaliation
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Fri December 23, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
It seems Republican Tennessee Sen. Bob Corker's short stature mattered to Trump and hurt his Secretary of State chances ...that and some shady business dealings
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2016 Headline of the Year contest: Business headlines
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Honk if you want to know what the 'om telolet om' meme means
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Airbus ponders a future with a flying Starbucks and no view, hope to make prison industry main customer
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Thu December 22, 2016
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Old 'n' busted: Fake news. New hotness: Fake weather
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sean "Twilight Sparkle" Spicer gets press secretary cutie mark, saves bushwoolies from Reince Priebus
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Reality of Trump presidency reaches Fox Business host, leading to Scanners reenactment
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
If you're a 61-year-old tourism official out of town on business and you decide to live-stream a half-hour of nude "adult content" to your lonely husband back home, best not to cross-post it to the Convention and Visitor Bureau's social media accounts
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nigerian airlines appeal for passenger's patience over the busy Christmas travel period and also, if they could bring a few gallons of av gas with them from home when they check in at the airport, that would be just terrific
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Reverb Press)
 
 
 
The History Channel takes time out of its busy schedule running programs about aliens and pawn stars to declare the 2016 election as the first to be influenced by a foreign power
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Job-killing bureaucrats in Nigeria seize 2.5 tons of rice from local small businessmen just because the rice in question was made from shredded plastic pellets rather than, say, the grains of an actual plant
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia unhappy with new U.S. sanctions, threatens "response." Trump too busy tweeting about SNL to respond
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: if your business is dependent on a website for existence, don't take your IT guy's red swingline stapler
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australia's oldest scientist at 102 still coming in to work even though it takes 90 minutes and multiple bus changes to get there. But, so what, he wants to do all that just to be a scientist, then what the heck
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Remember that lane straddling "bus" that China unveiled a few months ago? Well, they don't know what you're talking about, it never existed and you can't even search for it on the internet, so there
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Tue December 20, 2016
(EarthSky)
 
 
 
Stonehenge, Where the demons dwell, where the banshees live and they do live well... is busy this time of year
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lots of hockey to be played today with 12 games on tap. Which one are you watching? Can the Penguins get back on track? Who will be the big stars on this busy night? It is your Tuesday Night Hockey thread, the puck drops at 7 PM ET
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Odell Beckham upset over NFL decision not to fine Ezekiel Elliott for bringing attention to non-profit; believes he would have been fined had he jumped in kettle before slapping an opponent and verbally abusing an official
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(The Score)
 
 
 
You know things are getting desperate during an ice delay when the video board guy busts out Windows solitaire
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
How to manage your business like a Sith Lord: long-range thinking, flawless implementation, focused training, and summary executions
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Exiled Hobbit, fifth-tier My Little Pony villain, and newest ally of Russia Reince Priebus refuses to acknowledge whether or not Donald Trump had contact with Russia during the election
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Frontier Airlines passengers forget to pay the "don't wait on the tarmac from 1am to 6am" and "11 hours to get your checked luggage" fees
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Old and busted: liberal commentators think Trump is a nightmare. New hotness: conservative commentator thinks Trump is a nightmare
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Ten things about Alpacas you didn't know and never really thought to ask...such as the fact their fur is fireproof, they like getting busy with llamas, and really this is just an excuse for an alpaca thread
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Sat December 17, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Louisiana Republican: Americans should run all Muslims out of business and anyone who employs them
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why don't you strap on your job helmet, and squeeze into a job cannon and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on jobbies? Don't you know it's always sunny in the Business Tab?
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton says she wants to be known for her business skills and not as a reality star. Which probably means she's gearing up for a Presidential run
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(Salisbury Journal)
 
 
 
Hey look it's a paraglider versus a massive four-prop military Airbus A400M. Let's see who soils themselves first
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Disney and Fox shut down a Utah business that was charging people to watch movies where they removed the nudity, violence and profanity ... effectively cutting the total running time of the films to just over 23 minutes
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Remember the Muslim girl that was accosted by a bunch of white guys shouting TRUMP? Turns out she was out drinking and breaking curfew and didn't want to get abused by her fundie parents...again
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A 61-year-old domestic abuse loving sitcom is the hot new show in the works at CBS
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Exiled Hobbit, fifth-tier My Little Pony villain, and new Putin puppet Reince Priebus says the Trump White House will have "big changes" for the press, then manages to get his facts completely wrong
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Congress passes, President Obama to sign "Talia's Law," named after little girl beaten to death by parents on Army base, that will require military officials to report all child abuse to state authorities. Wait, they weren't doing that before?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jack Russell terrier drives mini-VW bus around hospital. Patients say he's cleaner and smells better than the average driver of a VW bus
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The top 43 soccer matches in America that drew over 40,000 in attendance this year. Tip of the hat to Ann Arbor and Columbus, who finished 1-2
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(Break)
 
 
 
That's what the lack of business regulations will do. This submission isn't funny and isn't meant to be
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I could have been someone; I put my dreams with my wife's own to care for her sick father who was dying of cancer. I took over his business, left grad school, and now he's better and I want to try and live my dreams. What do I do?"
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Tue December 13, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senators seek to test the theory of spontaneous combustion by inviting The Donald to a prayer breakfast
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
♪ He knows when you've been sleeping / He'll bust you selling dope ♫
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Oklahoma to force business to pay for signs against abortion, because modern conservativism is apparently government intruding in your life with business regulations
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
A deep dive inside all of Trump's foreign business conflicts that will cause the US to sell out and become a third-rate country
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you had "minus 39 days" as the answer to "How long will it take until President Trump's international business liabilities and conflicts of interest will be used against the United States?" step forward and claim your prize
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Muslim argues for the right to wear a hijab in a drivers license photo. New civil rights fight: Pagan argues for the right to wear horns in a drivers license photo
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Mon December 12, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Look, another meaningful prime time game. Will Joe Flacco and the Ravens take care of business? Or will Tom Brady and the Patriots keep their momentum rolling? All this and more when Monday Night Football kicks off at 8:30 PM ET
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Bills fan jumping on table breaks a leg
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If new SEC rules are finalized requiring businesses to account for the impact of climate change in the "known or anticipated risks" part of SEC filings, Exxon will lose BILLIONS as it writes down asset valuations. Wonder how likely that is now?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sales are plummeting in the stores in and around the Trump Tower "frozen zone" in NYC forcing some to lay off staff and others to possibly go out of business
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Degenerate disgraced Hobbit and fifth-tier My Little Pony villain Reince Priebus went on national television and lied about the Russian hacking scandal
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Trump campaign paid Trump businesses $11 million during the campaign. Guys, I am just not seeing this whole conflict of interest thing
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Today in True Trump Facts™: The Wall Street Journal doesn't understand business
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Sun December 11, 2016
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
The companies that sell winter coats and outdoor gear in Canada to Canadians are complaining that Canada is so cold this December it's hurting their business: "We're getting kicked in the teeth"
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Sat December 10, 2016
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
The Browns, hoping some of Ohio State's football success will rub off on them, talk about moving training camp to Columbus
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Trump's inauguration committee files "massive omnibus blocking permit" denying protestors access to Lincoln Memorial, National Mall and Washington Monument on Inauguration Day. Comet Ping Pong still available
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
No that is not George W. Bush and that is definitely not Hulk Hogan
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is closing in on his pick for RNC chair, admits it will be hard to replace fallen Hobbit and fifth-tier My Little Pony villain Reince Priebus
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Cow tipping. New Farkness: Wheelchair tipping
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Harry Reid, the man defeated by a treadmill, discusses the year where Democrats were defeated by the FBI, then predicts the end of the filibuster
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Unless he leaves his business holdings at the White House door, Trump will be in violation of the Constitution on his first day in office
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Having previously solved city traffic jams, China's futuristic "straddling bus" now just creates them
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Wed December 07, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump names Linda McMahon to head the Department of Small Business Administratin'. Brought to you by Carl's Jr
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
All those anti-LGBT bills Texas passed could cost the state billions as businesses mull pulling out of the state
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Finding his belt-busting physique unbearable, Pablo Sandoval now only eats shoots and leaves
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The story of a crooked New York businessman who sold books on how to become rich and developed a cult-like following. No, not that one
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It is a busy night in hockey with 18 teams playing, including the battle of New York with the Rangers-Islanders, two cross-continent clashes with the Oilers-Sabres and Canucks-Devils, Canadiens-Blues and much more. The puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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Mon December 05, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Just a Trump being a business Trump: Update on Ivanka Trump's meeting with Japanese PM, she was in the midst of finalizing a big Japanese business deal when she attended the meeting
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Netflix is going to show us what happens when the Ghostbusters go to war. I don't know about you, but I am afraid of these ghosts
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's cabinet pick shows how he's using his business acumen to streamline the unwieldy processes of government. For instance, think how much easier will it be to start a war for oil if the CEO of Exxon-Mobil is our Secretary of State
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
You know the weather's farked in Canada when even cop cars and snowplows can't avoid epic wipeouts on a snowy incline. (Video included)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senior Trump transition team official to business leaders: relax y'all, all those promises Trump made about tearing up NAFTA? Yeah that was just red meat for the rubes, NAFTA isn't going anywhere
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Sun December 04, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rexnord Corporation latest American company to see how much money they can get out of Trump by threatening to move jobs to Mexico. It's like free money, business owners, free money I tell ya
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: fake Apple stores in foreign countries. New hotness: fake U.S. embassies in foreign countries
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Character actor Alice Drummond--known to most of you as the librarian at the beginning of Ghostbusters--has died at 88, another victim on 2016's world tour
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Play in the NFL and want to promote your personal business venture for free? Just do it during the pre-game TV network player introductions. Apparently, no harm, no foul
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(Wisconsin Public Radio)
 
 
 
WI businesses to write their own environmental regulations: "Just approving what they submit, versus us writing how it is they should meet the regulation. It will really take a huge burden off our staff, and that's good for our environment"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Owners of a business with a sign reading, "We serve white's only. No Spanish or Mexicans," say it's not racist because it's really just art
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
I just watched The Shawshank Redemption. What movies do you like to watch again and again?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Cleveland Cavaliers playing like Cleveland Indians. New hotness: Cleveland Cavaliers playing like Cleveland Browns
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Will Trump be a hero to the common working man as he promised, or will he sell out his supporters in favor of big business, increasing his own personal bottom line in the process? Find out tomorrow on 'America - the final season'
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Concrete statue of Jeebus survives Tennessee wildfires, so OF COURSE it's a miracle
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Someone took Walmart's Black Friday door buster ad a little too litterally
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump's book contains Dickensian descriptions of how she and her brothers were forced to hone their business acumen by fleecing friends and extorting servants. Bonus: The book does not contain an acknowledgments section
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders has some choice words for Trump's crazy Carrier giveaway deal, explains that Carrier just showed corporations how to beat the 'business' President Donald Trump
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1955, a lady refuses to give up her seat in a bus and the whole country notices
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Huge solar storm expected by 2020 could wipe out modern technology, disrupt business, force people to actually learn to talk to each other face-to-face for the first time since 2003
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Wed November 30, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Darts legend Eric Bristow pooh-poohs recent shocking revelations of male sexual abuse in British football world, claims victims were wimps and not "proper men" for not fighting back, then added some homophobic epithets. Sky Sports to Eric: No score
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
EU picks Airbus over Boeing
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(Singularity Hub)
 
 
 
Virtual reality could put airlines out of business
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The seven accusations that were made in the A&E's docu-series "Leah Remini: Scientology And The Aftermath" include statutory rape, physical abuse, and disconnection from anyone critical of the Church of Scientology
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Tue November 29, 2016
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Ghostbusters cinematic universe wrangler Ivan Reitman warns that "many other" Ghostbusters spinoffs and reboots are in the works
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Lufthansa's pilot strike ends after grounding 2,700 flights along with 350,000 passengers since Wednesday. Or as United Airlines calls it, the cost of doing business
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump probably won't Tweet anything horrible today, so why not watch an Orson Welles movie about abuse of power? Citizen Kane anyone?
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Gun shops have a new marketing plan that's going gangbusters "Women and minorities, protect yourself from Trump voters"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Incoming White House Chief of Staff and noted ring coveting hobbit Reince Priebus says that Trump's cabinet picks mirror those of Abraham Lincoln
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
If you have a show with everyone from Mythbusters except Jamie and Adam, is it still the same show? Signs point to "yes"
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Sun November 27, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kate Bush discusses why she didn't tour for thirty-five years
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Outcast Hobbit and fifth-tier My Little Pony villain Reince Priebus says Trump is "absolutely willing" to close off all diplomatic ties with Cuba until they change their ways
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Man busted with $330,000 worth of weed wrapped like Christmas presents. Man that would have been a heck of a Christmas party
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: The Elf on the Shelf. New Hotness 'Hipster' Nativity scene
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Sat November 26, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In 2011, Brazil elected Dilma Roussef, who promised infrastructure spending, restrictions on imports, manufacturing jobs, and handouts to businesses. Let's see what happened to their economy... *reads article* ...Oh dear
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Africanized bees. New and Improved: Africanized ants
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Even Christmas caroling has hashtags and shuttle buses. Soon there will be contests between church choirs so we would have the Battle of the Choral See
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(UPI)
 
 
 
In Belgium, beer drinking is serious business, so it has applied to have its beer culture listed on UNESCO's Intangible Cultural Heritage List. Stupid Flanders
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Yelling fire in a crowded movie theater. New outlawness: Yelling somebody has a gun in a crowded movie theater
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Fri November 25, 2016
(WDAY Fargo)
 
 
 
Minnesota bus driver hurled racial slurs at a group of children as he ordered them out of the vehicle and left them stranded as punishment for misbehaving. But the way the school tells it, the kids had it coming
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Terrified TV reporter quits after learning businessman she investigated was 'planning to murder her'
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Bush and Obama administration ethics lawyers agree that a Trump presidency would be literally unconstitutional
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Thu November 24, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
How do you turn one city's tragedy in to national mass hysteria? NBC News will show you how
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly over a busy roadway
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(Politico)
 
 
 
We can thank George H. W. Bush for the ethics exemption that will make Trump's life easier
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sometimes it takes a good guy with a blunderbuss
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Police bust $58k marijuana operation near Vice President's house. Police on the lookout for a 1981 Trans Am seen fleeing the scene
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Tue November 22, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
High on the list of things you don't want to hear from your school bus driver: "Are y'all ready to die?"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Throw the Emoluments Clause out ....this is Trump's business dealings we're talking about that tests the constitutional limit
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Let's play Party Quirks: Your card reads, "Racist businessman slowly turning into Hillary Clinton"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
After learning via text he'd been fired, truck driver dumps 1000 bushels of corn on highway, earning him a trip to kernel clink
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
New #BoycottTrump app developed by Democratic strategist will show you all the pro-Trump businesses you should avoid
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Nearly ALL phones in Japan are waterproof because people use them in the shower. "Young Japanese women prefer to use their cellphones even when taking their showers. So it is a necessity for the phone to be robust"
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Bus driver suffers fatal heart attack while driving on elevated roadway, has the presence of mind to slow the bus and tell his passengers to take over with his last breath
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Living with grandma while attending college. New hotness: Living with someone else's grandma while attending college
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Multiple fatalities reported following elementary school bus crash in Tennessee
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Here are five potential scenarios of a Trump Presidency. All of them feel like you're being forced to choose between dying by fire, gunshot, ebola, being hit by a bus, or slow painful poison
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida man can't find 7-Eleven restroom, so he enters walk-in cooler and pees all over the Busch Light
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Dementia is declining despite aging and sickness. Wha? Who am I? Who are all you people? Why is this spiffy? Who uses the word spiffy nowadays? Go away. I have a delivery business to run. Get to work or I'll dock your pay
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Sun November 20, 2016
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Indiana city renames Columbus Day and Good Friday to be more culturally sensitive (link fixed)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus abandons reality, says the proposed Muslim registry is "not based on religion"
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Carl Edwards, Joey Logano, Kyle Busch, and Jimmie Johnson battle for the final Sprint Cup as the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series ends their season and crowns a champion at Homestead Speedway in the Ford EcoBoost 400, 2 PM ET on NBC
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This business will get out of control. It'll get out of control, and we'll be lucky to live through it
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
George W Bush's ethics lawyer says Trump is poised to violate the Constitution on his first day in office. Wait... Bush had an ethics lawyer?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Alt-right surprised to learn that constitution has nothing to do with private business, while espousing virtues of constitution
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
BUSTED: Trump already violating 'blind trust' agreement by meeting with Indian business partners
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Sat November 19, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Want to know what a tough hockey player is? How about getting 30 stitches in a game then helping your team win the very same night like Columbus Blue Jackets winger Matt Calvert did?
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(IGN)
 
 
 
AMC Theaters considering changing price model to variable pricing or charging more for blockbuster tentpole movies
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Fri November 18, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Tracking device found on MTA bus in New York
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Kitten convoy arrives in Victoria B.C., presumably accompanied by a thousand screamin' trucks and eleven long-haired Friends of Jesus in a chartreuse micro-bus
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans warn they will kill the filibuster if Democrats try to do what they did and block a president's Supreme Court nominee
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: "Teapot Dome" scandal. New Hotness: "Trump Tower" scandal
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Thu November 17, 2016
(WFMY 2 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Trump saying the vote would be rigged against him. New hotness: Governor Pat "Bathroom bill" McCrory saying the vote was rigged against him
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hey are you guys bored? Let's go to Trump Tower and ride the elevators with the political and business elite. Queue the elevator music
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyers: Delay the Trump University fraud case until after the inauguration because the Donald is too busy gearing up to be president. Trump: We are going on the road for victory tour rallies
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
If you're a major computer retailer and office supply business how do you increase profits? Simple - just misdiagnose computers with nonexistent viruses to meet sales goals
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Spygate and Deflategate. New Hotness: Playgate
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Bob Dylan is too damned busy for your fancy schmancy Nobel Prize award ceremony, OK? Just send it in the mail
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Wed November 16, 2016
(WJTV Jackson)
 
 
 
20 Years of tractor trailer experience leads to one moment as driver of 18-wheeler intentionally drives off the road to avoid hitting school bus
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has an excellent chance at being worse than Nixon, Reagan and the two Bushes combined. Tough break, James Buchanan
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bush official to Republicans apprehensive to work with Trump: "You need to give him a chance; I'll show you." Later: "Forget everything I said"
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Tue November 15, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeBron calls Gregg Popovich "greatest NBA coach of all time". Phil Jackson calls LeBron's business partners a "posse." That's the New York way
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Bush family have adopted a dog named Freddy. It is expected to run for President in 2024 when it is old enough in dog years to run
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(The Influence)
 
 
 
Trump protestors were "all too busy smoking drugs to go out and vote," says walking embarrassment Nigel Farage
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Buying a photo of an Apple device for $300 on eBay. New hotness: Buying 450 photos of Apple devices for $300 direct from Apple
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It may take Detroit Tigers pitcher Michael Fulmer a little while to pick up his Rookie Of The Year award, seeing that he's been busy digging ditches and changing sewer lines
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
With the election causing hell to freeze over, Satan too busy to notice the Cowboys climb to #1. It's your week 11 Power Rankings
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
"F*** you. I'm not paying anything." Enjoy the soup
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Al Jazeera America. New hotness: Pravda America
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(Time)
 
 
 
McDonald's Is offering Sriracha Big Macs. But only in Columbus, Ohio. Those lucky bastards
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Courts are protecting the government business emails of Crooked Hil - no, wait, Mike Pence. LOCK HIM UP
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Sun November 13, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump appoints GOP chairman Reince Priebus as chief of staff, demonstrating that he's committed to bringing new blood to Washington, draining the swamp, and working outside the beltway
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(Child's Play Charity)
 
 
 
Years ago I found this from Fark. I look forward to it now. Thanks Farkers. Desert Bus for Hope
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Sat November 12, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not only do Russian children have to trudge miles through the snow to get to school, they have to carry axes to fight off hungry wolves
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Someone has just posted a negative comment on Facebook after you screwed them in a business deal. What do you? If you're Jeff Smith Chevrolet of Georgia, you threaten to get nude pics of them and ruin their career
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Xfinity Series has one last elimination round left in the Chase and... UUURRRGGHH, Kyle Busch is in the field to stink up the show at Phoenix in the Ticket Galaxy 200, 7:30 PM ET on NNCSN
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tea Partiers want no part of Reince Priebus in the Trump administration
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Greg Oden says he will be remembered as the biggest bust in NBA history. Yes, yes you will, Greg
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Fri November 11, 2016
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
I recorded an anti-Trump protest on High Street in Columbus, Ohio. It's very up-close and personal. Thought you folks might like to see it. It was peaceful and the cops did a nice job of keeping things kosher
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"You're riding along, minding your own business and then 'thwack.' You feel the sharp dig of claws and wings against the back of your helmet, and there's a horrible dry scream right in your ear and you realise that a magpie has hit you from behind"
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Singapore launches major military exercise, reminds drivers that for the next week, F-15s have the right of way on Singapore highways (pics)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Remember when it looked like Obama was going to win the electoral vote and lose the popular vote in 2012, and Trump had a Twitter meltdown about the system being rigged? Business Insider does
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Outcast hobbit and fourth-tier My Little Pony villain Reince Priebus refuses to speculate on what position Donald Trump will have for him in his cabinet
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Henry Rollins shares his opinion about Trump winning. "The veil of civility has been shredded and maybe it's about time"
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Police bust foot licker who held his victim by the ankle and nibbled and licked her heel and sole for over 30 minutes. "The woman in the latest case managed to use her mobile phone to record at least some of the ordeal"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
While Megyn Kelly was busy berating Donna Brazile for leaking debate questions, she was sitting on evidence that Fox was feeding debate questions to Trump
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Billy Bush listens to Trump talk about women, loses job. Trump? Gets elected POTUS. Teflon Don indeed
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(Bearing Arms)
 
 
 
Welcome to Trumpistan. Five people shot near Seattle protest
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Wed November 09, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus may become Donald Trump's Chief of Staff. No word if Sarah Palin is still favored to be Sekratary of Edukayshun
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
"Only in Toronto could 20 people witness a man having his penis cut off followed by five gunshots and no one saw or heard anything"
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Woman posted revenge porn showing ex-boss naked on his new wife's business Facebook page. Her defense lawyer, Mr. Booty, says she just wanted to be heard
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(Time)
 
 
 
Prince Harry says his girlfriend has been hit by a "wave of abuse and harassment" since their relationship became public
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you've always enjoyed that as a nation we collectively vote on a Tuesday, you can thank farmers who were too busy going to church on Sunday and market on Wednesday
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Way back in 2004, Donald Trump and Billy Bush did an Access Hollywood piece on just how hard it is to commit voter fraud
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers: The Packers are the Jeb Bush of the NFL
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Old 'n busted: cable news is hurting America. New hotness: Facebook is hurting America
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(Deadline Detroit)
 
 
 
After 46 years, the USA's longest running radio call-in show ends when host is terminated. Yet another business model shut down by the internet
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Travel writer declares that being stuck in an airport is great, as you can hit the spa, golf simulator, massage chair, electronic shop, bar, designer stores, gift shop, sushi restaurant, and business lounge for only 12x your original ticket price
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump reveals his first choices for his anti-Establishment, swamp-draining, burn-it-down cabinet: Newt Gingrich, Rudy Giuliani, and Reince Preibus
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Defeated half-brother of Smeagol and third-rate My Little Pony villain Reince Priebus says he "doesn't really care" if Donald Trump blames him for his defeat
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Sun November 06, 2016
(Some White House Lawyer)
 
 
 
Obama's chief ethics lawyer files complaint formally accusing Comey of violating Hatch Act...oh did I say Obama? I meant George W. Bush
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Sat November 05, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Think of a good and rational response for parents when their child misses the school bus. Now click on the link to compare and contrast
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Owners of America's greatest whiskey--Templeton Rye--celebrate ten years in business and announce expansion plans
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Will Columbus score 10 goals again? Will 10 teeth be lost in Sharks/Pens? The NHL's love affair with Saturday night games continues this week with only one early game. Wild/Avalanche @ 3 PM ET, all other games @ 7 PM ET or later. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Busch Series is back from their two week vacation to resume The Chase © at Texas in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Challenge, 3 PM ET on NBC. Yes, NBC, because they haven't yet decided to shuffle NASCAR off to cable to show Punkin Chunkin instead
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(Some Grappling Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Basketball sneakerheads. New hotness: Wrestling sneakerheads. "I took to Twitter to ask the wrestling public what was the wrestling shoe Holy Grail. The answer came pretty unanimously: the 1988 pink Adidas"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Deadly multidrug-resistant bacteria. New hotness: Deadly multidrug-resistant fungi
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Indiana priest says requests for exorcisms are at an all-time high. Although the church would get the same results if they just give the person a bus ticket out of Indiana
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Fri November 04, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada: "Hi America, I know you're busy, but did you lose something?" Geiger counter: "Click. Click. Clickclickclickclickclick"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Great Bush Recovery continues. Vote accordingly
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Female Republicans beginning to realize they're in an abusive relationship
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Generic Viagra CEO stiffs business partners
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef busted for DUI and drugs. No, not that one. Or that one, either. Hint: Napa
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
That "Silent Majority" of Trump voters must have gone to the Milford Academy because, much like Buster Bluth, they are really, really good at hiding and not being seen by anyone
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(Reductress)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Social Justice Warrior. New hotness: Social Justice Warrior Princess. So hot. So very, very hot
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Thu November 03, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Vogue claims cleavage has gone bust
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"One thousand, two hundred and seventy-two dollars. That's how much money I spent to learn exactly how Donald J. Trump does business"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
GOP Rep. Jason Chaffetz doesn't want to talk about Hillary's damn emails anymore. Why, you ask? He's been reported to the FBI for using a potentially illegal private email server to conduct House business. Oops
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Wed November 02, 2016
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Bad: The cops bust your underage drinking party. Good: You manage to escape into the woods. Fark: You have to call 911 for a rescue after getting lost
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Rick Santorum unloads on John Kasich, Jeb Bush." Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Louisiana Supreme Court rules that priests don't have to report child abuse. God strangely unavailable for comment
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Two officers killed in Des Moines in separate ambush-style attacks. Shooter or shooters unidentified and still at large. UPDATE: Suspect identified, still at large
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Check out your daily political scandals' impact on polls with this handy dandy users guide ...so you can really bust that blood vessel that's been popping out of your head
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Tue November 01, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Two teams ranked above only women's basketball team you've ever heard of. This business will get out of control -- It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump claimed the attack on Mosul should have been "a surprise." We checked with an actual military expert from the Bush administration annnnd: "Trump seems not to understand rudimentary elements about the use of force"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Bus-on-bus violence claims six victims in Baltimore
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(The Week)
 
 
 
You want to blame someone other than Donald Trump for destroying the RNC? Look no further than Reince Priebus
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Hillary Clinton's deleted emails. New hotness: Donald Trump's deleted emails
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Pat McCrory sees his lead evaporating as voters prefer Roy Cooper and his lack of transgender bias to McCrory's irrational fear over penises and desire to drive business out of the state thanks to HB2
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The D.C. Metro has a plan designed to reverse its current death spiral: Reduce service and raise fares. In all fairness, though, they're planning to have fewer passenger deaths and train derailments, so it's a win-win for everybody
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Titanfall 2 is such a bust that it has already led Electronic Arts to their biggest loss in almost nine months
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's lifetime of borderline criminality: sued more than 4,500 times for his business practices, extensive bilking of small businesses, deliberate tax evasions, and on-camera boasts of sexual assaults
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
As The Chase drags on and Jeff Gordon re-retires, the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series hits Martinsville for short track racing that will make Happy wish he'd waited a week to punch teammate Kurt Busch. It's the Goody's Fast Relief 500, 1 PM ET on NBCSN
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
UN and Amnesty International are sending investigators to look into reports of human rights abuses against indigenous people by a government with long ties to multi-national corporations. Fark: North Dakota
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Fri October 28, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Cool: U.S. scientists find rare bacteria only ever previously found in southeast Asian wastewater. Gross: on a bus seat in San Francisco
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Parents of the year asked to rescind their award after they left their 4 year old child at home alone, while they dressed as clowns to prank people
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Shark Tank judge and businesswoman Barbara Corcoran said when she was pregnant, all Donald Trump would do is stare at and compliment her breasts
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Thu October 27, 2016
(ATW Online)
 
 
 
Uber releases their flying taxi business plan
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The best anti-Trump ad of this election season was only available to viewers in Denmark. Until now
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lost Ingmar Bergman movie script "Sixty-four Minutes with Rebecka", originally penned in 1969 for busted collaboration with Fellini and Kurosawa but shelved and forgotten, retrieved from archives and will be filmed for 2018 release
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Wed October 26, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Kota Ibushi get another life in WWE by teaming with TJ Perkins? Will Johnny Mundo take the Gift of the Gods from Sexy Star? How bad will Nikki Bella's fight with Daniel Bryan be? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with NXT on WWE Network at 8pm ET
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Old and busted: The Hateful Eight. New Hotness: The Nonsensical Six: meet the editors of the only six newspapers in the US that have actually endorsed Trump for president, and find out what the HELL they were thinking
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
NASCAR to limit Buschwhacking. Kurt and Kyle preparing for a lot of cold showers
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
You can take a gamble on the imperfect businessman who has never held public office. Or you can go with the guaranteed continuation of Hillary Clinton's entrenched climate of hate and culture of corruption
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Billy Bush was a CIA agent in 2005 who duped Trump into talking about sexual assaults so, in 2016, Hillary Clinton could use said tape into discrediting Donald Trump's presidential run. This is what Alex Jones believes
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former Indiana basketball player claims Bobby Knight WAS a ball buster
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Heathrow, one of the world's busiest airports, plans to build another runway directly over one of Britain's busiest highways. This is gonna be fun
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Tue October 25, 2016
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
British Airways Flight diverted after crew falls ill. Roger Murdock is getting tired of busting his buns dragging Clarence Oveur to his destination each night
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Blaming Ross Perot for getting Bill Clinton elected. New hotness: Blaming Ross Perot for Trump winning the GOP nomination
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Third-tier My Little Pony villain and Keebler Elf baker Reince Priebus says Donald Trump will continue tilting at windmills and won't accept reality
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Sun October 23, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
Fast food giant makes massive turnaround. And the business is doing pretty well, too
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Drunk ignores flashing lights and hits squad car at accident scene. New hotness: Drunk hits helicopter at accident scene
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Worst hotel in Australia up for sale. This "festering flophouse" comes with drug dealers, murders and shirtless guests yelling abuse at passers-by while throwing buckets of water at them: "You'd be better off sleeping on a tram"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Since the whole monorail craze never really caught on, more and more cities are looking at sky gondolas as the next big thing in mass transit
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Dark energy, the accelerating expansion of the universe, and the 2011 Nobel Prize for physics
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Former archbishop admits he probably deserves criticism for that time he covered up child sex abuse. If only there were a lake of fire burning eternally somewhere to show him what he really deserves
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Sat October 22, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Back in the good ol' days we didn't even have professional lice removal businesses. Mom had to shave off all the body hair. And I mean all
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Fri October 21, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump investigated in-person voter fraud in 2004. Oh, I'm sorry. I meant Donald Trump tried to commit in-person voter fraud in 2004, with bonus Billy Bush accompaniment
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(CSO Online)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Yahoo secretly scans customer emails on behalf of U.S. government. New hotness: Yahoo asks Director of National Intelligence to corroborate their "he made me do it" defense
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Thu October 20, 2016
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
School bus driver gets lost on way to school, wanders around for hours, winds up in Yonkers. Mrs. Crabtree impressed
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
While you were glued to the television watching the last presidential debate, North Korea was busy launching missiles
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Wed October 19, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese firm unveils self driving car that it says will put Tesla out of business but can't show it working because they lent it to Michael Bay for a movie
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland Bagelworks, among other businesses, rocked by gas explosion. Well at least it wasn't Voodoo Donuts
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Here's a Ghostbusters 'remake' no one could have a problem with
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Sea-Tac goats successfully trim bushes near landing strips, love the berries
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
NRO contributor and doughy pantload Jonah Goldberg would like to remind you sanctimonious libtardos that the most aggrieved victim of the Trump tape controversy is poor, hapless ol' Billy Bush
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Tue October 18, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Old and busted; Higgs Boson. New hotness: Higgs Bison
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
DNC-chartered bus dumps their Trump on a street in Georgia. Dave Matthews Band nods in approval
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
NBC trims Bush
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: A friend of mine chose National Coming Out Day to post publicly on Facebook he was a rapist. I was disgusted, took screenshots of his posts, unfriended him, and sent them to his employer; he's a school bus driver. Did I go too far?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
What's worse than being groped by Donald Trump on the set of The Apprentice? How about being groped by Gary Busey while Donald Trump looks on and laughs?
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Mon October 17, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Something good has come out of the Trump campaign: the number of calls to sexual abuse hotlines is way up
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
It's not just Trump that's crazy thinking elections are rigged, Secretary of State John Kerry thinks Bush rigged the 2004 election
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Family Guy dealt with the Donald Trump controversy by having Peter join Donald Trump and Billy Bush on the bus
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Sun October 16, 2016
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Former White House advisor and Obama's chief strategist calls for Clinton to pull out of third debate before she gets busted by a bad pee test
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Elephant sees man drowning, decides to save him
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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are going to cut off your ankle monitor and escape your murder trial in Chattanooga, do it after business hours when no one is monitoring them
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
The latest scapegoat for the Ghostbusters reboot's dismal performance? The original 1984 film
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The 'Trump Tax' is how Atlantic City businesses bilked Trump out of millions after he'd stiffed them
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Sat October 15, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Pixar animators take some out of their busy days making fun films for kids, to make a short film for adults that doesn't have boobies and butts, but damn there's a lot of dust in this mug
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Normally I make the Roomba do its business outside. Today, I left the bathroom door open and I found a huge mess. Apparently, the Roomba got the TP stuck to it and now I have 300 feet of TP throughout the house. How does your Roomba ruin your day?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump on new sex abuse accusations: Mexico's fault. Again
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Fri October 14, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I saw a friend of mine admit on Facebook to taking a belt to his 2-year-old daughter in the hopes that it'll teach her to sleep through the night. My husband and I are no longer friends with him. Should I report this as child abuse?"
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Much like his poll numbers, Trump's DC hotel is already seeing a yuge change in business
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
'Modern Business Solutions' not so modern with their data security, leaks information for 58 million accounts
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Two in five adults say Donald Trump disqualified himself from being President. The other three are still on the fence over his insults, racism, fictitious economic plan, tax avoidance, business failures
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago named third best city for active living. Mostly for family lake outings, elderly using the walking trails, residents learning to run from gunfire
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(Xinhua)
 
 
 
Oldest astronomical observatory on earth found in Australian bush: "Some people say this is Australia's version of Stonehenge. I think the question is, is Stonehenge Britain's version of Wurdi Yuang? Because this much, much older"
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Wed October 12, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Old and busted: motorcycle stoppies. New hotness: Jeep Renegade stoppies
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Onboard GPS data shows city school bus drivers routinely speed. School system's Chief Operating Officer admits no one looked at the data until a TV station asked for and analyzed it
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Billy Bush hires a PR firm specializing in handling various crises to cover his termination from NBC. Because that will help everyone forget he's a rape enabler
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Tue October 11, 2016
(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
12-year-old boy doesn't want to go to school so he A: Fakes being sick? B: Intentionally misses the bus? or C: Shoots his mother?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Airbus upset with Poland for backing out of helicopter purchase, presumably due to lack of ejection seats
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Billy Bush to get chance to spend more time in the locker room
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(Politico)
 
 
 
RNC chairman and third-tier Punch-Out opponent Reince Priebus says the RNC is still standing with Trump because it's too late to change rapey horsemen in mid-apocalypse
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