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37 headlines found matching 'burglary'
Tue June 21, 2016
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(Ocala Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Man poops himself, kicks down the door of his former home, takes off his shorts and is promptly shot in the stomach. Alcohol may have been a factor
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Rapist who claims he raped so that he would be sentenced and then be able to revenge his child's death, gets sentenced to 25 years. Seems like a little shoplifting or armed robbery could have done the trick
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Fox 11 Online)
 
 
 
Young mom returns home to find armed burglar leaving her house. Does what any sensible person would do - beats him with a chainsaw and holds him down until police can arrive
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Mon June 06, 2016
(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Six thousand lottery tickets stolen in smash-and-grab burglary. Redeemed value projected at $487.00
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
"Mounties say the pair drank booze, smoked cigarettes and engaged in physical relations in the tub and also tried to steal items from the patio"
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(Redmond Reporter)
 
 
 
🎼 I make my living off the evening news ♩ Just give me something ♬ Something I can use ♫ People love it when you lose ♩ They love dirty laundry 🎹
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Memphis Commercial Appeal)
 
 
 
Guy tries to run over coworker with forklift, then uses forklift to flip coworker's car. So, you don't want to hang out after work?
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Fri May 27, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Accountant embezzles $100K from Seattle Children's Hospital to build Hindu temple and will now be slapped with five counts of theft, possibly one from each of Kali's arms and the last from Ganesh's trunk
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
A story that's both lame and sucks: Woman fights off burglar with crutch and vacuum cleaner
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
City pays $140,000 to re-key cop cars after someone steals a key. In other news, many cop cars share the same key
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
After all that work to find the burglar, it was a raccoon hiding under a plant
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
A man approaches an elderly neighbor asking to use the phone, strips naked and steals two walking canes
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Burglary ring used Grindr to make dates and lure them out of their homes so they could be robbed, proving the app really can help you get screwed
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Car burglar scratches "I stole your S***" on side of car. Fark: It was $5 in loose change
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Wed May 11, 2016
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Beer and cookies? Well, hello, let's just give it a try
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Man gets 32 years for multiple burglaries and a lack of imagination
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Is wearing half a beard a thing now?
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Fri April 22, 2016
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Stealing from arcade game machines might have been a lucrative crime in 1983, but today all you will end up with is $18 and getting caught by cops with your hand stuck up the machine
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Wed April 13, 2016
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Michigan authorities kill black burglary suspect for exercising his right to bear arms
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Police say man with "Budweiser" neck tattoo swallowed five bags of heroin as his truck exploded on highway. Mugshot included
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(InsideNova)
 
 
 
Guy sneaks into a Five Guys burger joint in the middle of the night, makes himself a burger, chats on the phone, and leaves an amusing video which will likely soon be state's evidence
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Today's criminal genius attempts to elude police after burglary by spraying himself with two dry chemical fire extinguishers. (w/ mugshot goodness)
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Coventry Telegraph)
 
 
 
Britain's stupidest criminals include the thief who left his wig at a crime scene to the robber who tried to pay for a packet of crisps with cheese
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Sat April 02, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Kids seemed to be pointed in the right direction of life after they form a human arrow to help cops look for suspected burglars
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Tue March 29, 2016
(10 News)
 
 
 
Man on Death Row dies ... of natural causes after 35 years
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Dodger Stadium guards arrested in theft of players' bats and jerseys. All were suspected since they were the only people who arrived before the third inning and stayed after the sixth
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Security cameras capture a dozen burglars going full Blues Brothers on clothing store
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Sat March 19, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Flint burglary where water files stored 'an inside job,' police chief says. Hey has "Watergate" been used for a political scandal yet? It's kinda catchy
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Sat March 12, 2016
(Fox 17 Nashville)
 
 
 
Nashville duplex landlord surprised by intruder who explains he's there from Knoxville to save his wife, Taylor Swift. Imma let you finish, but Beyonce had the best stalkers OF ALL TIME
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
But, your honor, if people didn't want me to steal $15,000 worth of their property, why would they keep inviting me into all these so-called "open houses"?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Hot felon in the city...stealing hearts, gettin' plenty
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Wed March 09, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Four elderly men have been sentenced for their roles in a daring Easter 2015 robbery of a jewelry store in the heart of London that netted almost $30 million . All four will be played by Michael Caine in the inevitable movie
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
OK, what did we get from the cars we burgled last light? Let's see, iPhone, loose change, iPod, bulletproof vest and AR-15 labeled "State Police." Wait, What?
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Suspected burglar gets into fight with police, discovers that they have no qualms at all when it comes to tasering you in the groin
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Tue March 08, 2016
(KSLA Shreveport)
 
 
 
Woman says a naked man walked into her house, tried to hug her and said "Hi honey." He later had to be rescued after running from police, falling down a cliff and getting stuck in a tree. The Aristocrats
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Sat March 05, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Who hasn't broken into a Sikh Temple, decided it was an ISIS lair, stripped naked, and torn it apart with a sword? "Intoxication/impairment are possible factors"
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Woman bites off boyfriend's eyebrow. Bert seeks order of protection
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