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Headlines matching 'burglary'
Fri February 10, 2012
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(Indiana Gazette) Stupid Dedication can often overcome incompetence, but if you've already been shot with your own gun, you probably shouldn't try a second burglary that night  (indianagazette.com) (4)


Wed February 08, 2012
(NBC Bay Area) Spiffy You may get arrested if you tell the police your 6 lbs of marijuana has been stolen. Or, the cops may catch the burglars and allow you to sue for the value of the weed  (nbcbayarea.com) (62)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Some " guy) Dumbass If you are going to claim that burglars stole your TV and took it out through a window, it's probably a good idea to take some measurements first  (thisissouthdevon.co.uk) (25)


Wed February 01, 2012
(WBNS) Obvious Look, let's go over this one more time. If you rob someone, don't brag about it on Facebook  (10tv.com) (20)


Sun January 29, 2012
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Don't you hate it when you come home from jail just to find a burglar in your house?  (tampabay.com) (29)


Thu January 26, 2012
(TC Palm) Florida If you commit a felony burglary, you might as well go big and swipe just the most expensive stuff. You know, the snack food and maybe a couple of straws  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (2)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Daily Mail) Amusing If a yappy Jack Russell chases you away, you might want to re-think your career choice as a burglar  (dailymail.co.uk) (47)


Sat January 21, 2012
(Kansas City) Dumbass Bad: having to call the police because a burglar breaks into your home. Worse: Burglar steals $900 in cash. Fark: Which was a part of the $3,522 in cookie sales money that you stole from a Girl Scouts troop  (kansascity.com) (28)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Some Hammer) Florida Stop. Hammer Time  (wtsp.com) (24)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Ars Technica) Obvious London's burglars are so posh, they won't even bother with CDs or DVDs  (arstechnica.com) (25)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Some Fools) Dumbass Burglars break into house, steal coin collection worth thousands -- then proceed to dump it all in coin counting machine, netting $450  (kptv.com) (119)


Wed January 04, 2012
(New York Daily News) Hero A recently widowed teen mom shot and killed a burglar to protect her 3-month-old son on New Year's Eve after asking the 911 operator for permission to fire  (nydailynews.com) (746)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Some Guy) Weird Two men break into a house and want to know "Where's the stuff?" And by stuff, we mean the safe filled with marijuana  (semissourian.com) (28)


Thu December 29, 2011
(WWL) Dumbass If you live in the projects and think it will be a good idea to rob a bank in the wealthy suburbs, it might be a good idea to get a getaway car that won't stall out and die in the bank parking lot  (wwl.com) (30)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Amusing Burglar blames his actions on Marshmallow Vodka. Wait a minute, they have Marshmallow Vodka now? I bet it tastes like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man after a three day bender  (chicagotribune.com) (80)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Daily Mail) Fail Thief raises the bar in the "stupid things to leave behind at the crime scene" competition, leaves behind picture of himself on phone he stole in previous burglary  (dailymail.co.uk) (11)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Bozeman Comical) Dumbass Man steals woman's panties from her apartment for use as masturbatory aid, gets caught while breaking back in to return them, gives her his voter registration card, and flees. Unknown where his polling place was at this time  (bozemandailychronicle.com) (52)


Mon December 19, 2011
(The Smoking Gun) Silly This week's Mugshot Roundup features a little home invasion, some driving without privileges, a few DUI's, meth possession, weed possession, burglary, battery, and one violation of the compulsory education act. Wait, what?  (thesmokinggun.com) (77)
(Quad City Times) Fail Would-be car thief learns the hard way not to break into a car belonging to the girlfriend of a mixed martial-arts fighter  (qctimes.com) (25)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing "As you can see from the video, he's not the most skillful burglar"  (miami.cbslocal.com) (72)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Houston Chronicle) Dumbass Just because you are driving a Ford ECSAPE doen't mean you will  (chron.com) (33)
(Seattle Times) Dumbass Seattle burglar scales homeowner's 10-foot fence, lands in a pack of hungry pit bulls. It's Gary Larson's town, we just live in it  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (54)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Some Guy) Florida Daddy says: "My son is not that kind of a person." TFA says: "... other arrests were on charges of burglary, car theft, aggravated battery on a pregnant woman, drug possession and resisting arrest." Bonus: DRT  (news4jax.com) (116)
(ABC) Amusing Is this your homework, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry?  (abcnews.go.com) (94)


Sun December 11, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Stupid It turns out that "promoting Christ" by donning paramilitary gear and staging a home invasion isn't really a good idea after all   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (110)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Some Guy) Weird Deep in the hills Pennsyltucket. A man kept his cash in a bucket. A burglar his gun, stole away just for fun. And as for the bucket, he took it  (centredaily.com) (15)


Thu December 01, 2011
(The Morning Call) Weird Scallops stolen in burglary. Goddamn clamcakes still unaccounted for  (mcall.com) (24)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Some Guy) Strange Burglar makes himself at home while on the job by showering, wearing resident's clothes, making tacos and cookies, then watching a movie  (sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com) (38)


Thu November 24, 2011
(National Post) Asinine Teen burglar's apology letter to victims may be even greater trolling attempt than this headline, the U.S. Constitution  (news.nationalpost.com) (149)


Sat November 19, 2011
(YouTube) Cool Bad: Being burglarized. Worse: Being burglarized a second time. Fark: Watching the second burglary live via camera and calling 911  (youtube.com) (45)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Some Guy) Fail Rule #3 of robbing someone's house. Try not lo leave yourself logged into Facebook, your car running in the driveway, AND your parole card in your wallet on the seat (3 Likes - 2 Comments)  (atlanta.cbslocal.com) (18)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass We need a price check on a copper thief at Checkout 2  (losangeles.cbslocal.com) (16)


Sun November 13, 2011
(South Bay Easy Reader) Dumbass Cops say con artist claimed she owned modeling agency, was related to NASCAR's Rick Hendrick. Cops knew she was lying when they put her on a small jet & nothing happened  (easyreadernews.com) (25)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Ohio.com) Cool Adopted dog pays dividends by catching burglar mere hours after coming home from the pound  (ohio.com) (116)


Thu November 10, 2011
(MSNBC) Dumbass Even in Texas, you're not allowed to attack random people who happen to drive past your house if it has been broken into  (msnbc.msn.com) (33)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Sad Fourteen year-old girl dies in La Grange hospital after being stabbed by a burglar. A how how how how how how how how senseless  (suntimes.com) (139)
(AZCentral) Weird Burglars break into church, leave a buck  (azcentral.com) (12)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Denver Post) Fail Your girlfriend comes home early at the same time another girl you met on Craigslist arrives at your apartment. Do you: C) Call the cops to report a burglary in progress?  (denverpost.com) (41)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Some Guy) Florida Woman gets arrested for stealing a cash register with only a quarter in it, faces charges of grand theft and burglary. And this folks, is why we have the Florida tag  (nbcmiami.com) (40)

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