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40 headlines found matching 'burglary'
Thu May 25, 2017
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
What dumbass keeps 30 handguns and tens of thousands of dollars in jewelry in an RV? This guy
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
God removed from $1.3M mansion purchased for her by angels, put into jail by police. Well, I guess we see whose side the cops are on
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
OJ Simpson might get to resume his relentless pursuit of the real killer in July
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Northwest Herald)
 
 
 
Who says cigarettes aren't addictive?
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Wed May 17, 2017
(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1973, all of America tunes in to follow the story of a 'third rate burglary"
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Tue May 16, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old faces felony charges after multiple vehicle break-ins. *Sniff* they grow up so fast in Florida
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Yours is the nicest bedding I've ever come across
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Family offers $5K reward for dog stolen during burglary, instead of perhaps using that money to buy a dog that could scare off burglars
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Wed May 10, 2017
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Present-day Goldilocks found sleeping in a bed after breaking into house. No word if she ate porridge and was found by three bears. Also, alcohol was involved
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Students try to crawl through an air duct to steal a final exam from a teacher. Police say the suspects were a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Herald Online)
 
 
 
"Whenever I break into a neighbor's home, my tastes are simple: a slug of moonshine, a cheese sandwich, and a pickle"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Suspects arrested in Knox Box burglaries. Apparently, the Knox Box needs locks
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Man accused of stealing twenty-six guns to support his heroin addiction. Hey, when you gotta shoot up, you gotta shoot up
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Sat April 08, 2017
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Police respond to a report of a missing person. Then things get weird
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Thu April 06, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ellie." "Ellie who?" "LAPD offering $50,000 to pawn shop employees willing to snitch on knock-knock burglars"
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Ask Me About My Knife-Wielding, Home Invading Grandson: "Brass knuckles against an AR-15? C'mon. Who was afraid for their life?"
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
This bank heist mastermind's story would be just like Ocean's 11... if George Clooney or Matt Damon ended up rotting in a maximum-security prison
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bad: Burglary. Worse: Getting your pants stuck on a fence while escaping. Fark: You're upside down, hanging on the fence, pants around your ankles. Yes, there's a picture
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Thieves steal thousands from man after telling him he has bug on his leg
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Embarrassing: Being caught stealing a bag full of panties from a department store. Really embarrassing: You're a guy. Fark: Caught by your own daughter
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
What do you say to the guy who stole a handgun out of your unlocked car? The same thing you said after each of the first three times he stole a handgun out of your unlocked car
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
When stealing guns, a PlayStation, cash and other items from a home you might want to take a second to make sure you are taking everything that you came in with. Unless, of course you want to play Cinderella with the police
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man hides in Sears store after closing and tries to steal $830,000 in jewels. In even more surprising news, there was a Sears store with $830,000 in jewels
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Fri March 24, 2017
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Some headlines are made for Fark: Man wearing leopard print robe and Crocs used a hairbrush to rob McDonald's
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Sun March 19, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
Back in subby's day, we escaped a robbery through the snow with TWO broken legs UPHILL both ways
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Sat March 18, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
There's gold in them thar bowels
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Thu March 16, 2017
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Guy robs AT&T store by smashing through wall of adjacent store. OHHHHHH YEEAAAAHHHH
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Please give me your license, registration ... and whatever cash you got
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Sat March 11, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Rhode Islander becomes drunk, forklift-wielding Florida man
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you grant bail to motorized grocery cart thieves
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Wed March 01, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man's plan to steal lemons, woman's underwear goes sour (with mugshot)
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Tue February 28, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man captured at Port Authority after carrying a gun and 106 rounds of hollow-point bullets
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
PSA: Make sure your burglary victim isn't a Brazilian jiujitsu master (with ouch-y mugshot)
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Some suggested reasons for limiting gun ownership: 1) Past, violent convictions 2) Documented proof of substance abuse 3) Neckbeard
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Fri February 24, 2017
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Today's naked woman on a rampage in a church comes to us from the hamlet of Stamford, Connecticut. With why yes, she was likely high on drugs mugshot goodness
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
1. Steal gnomes 2. ??? 3. Profit
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
What goes up must also come down. Even car theft suspects who climb trees to get away (with mugshot)
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Thu February 02, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Burglars get away with an assload from Nicki Minaj's house
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Tue January 31, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The brutal murder of Bill Medley's ex-wife was a 40-year unsolved case until now. Righteous
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Man arrested after stolen sex toy falls from his jacket in front of a policeman. No word on whether the officer was careful to always use the indefinite article "a dildo" when writing his report
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