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Headlines matching 'breakfast'
Wed February 08, 2012
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(The Consumerist) Asinine From the "Why Haven't They Been Doing That All Along?" files: Congress introduces legislation to limit levels of lead and arsenic in fruit juice. Next up - Bringing down the levels of broken glass in breakfast cereal  (consumerist.com) (104)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Daily Kos) Asinine Republican Congressman walks out of Obama's prayer breakfast speech, offended that the President was quoting Jesus' teachings  (dailykos.com) (336)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Washington Post) Stupid Obama admits that religious doctrine guides his decisions  (washingtonpost.com) (313)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Daily Mail) Cool This 6,000 calorie breakfast - 12 slices of bacon, 12 sausages, 14 eggs, 4 black pudding slices, 12 slices of bread, 2 hash browns, saute potatoes, mushrooms, beans, and tomatoes - weighs more than a baby. Get in mah belly  (dailymail.co.uk) (188)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Mayors Manor) Sappy After hurting his back eating flapjacks and getting ridiculed by the hockey world, Kings LW Dustin Penner says he'll host a charity pancake breakfast. Kudos to an athlete who can laugh at himself; hope he doesn't waffle on the gig  (mayorsmanor.com) (74)


Sun January 08, 2012
(NYPost) Stupid Health official complains about a school program that gives free breakfasts to poor students because she says it makes them obese. Because nothing slims a kid down like starvation  (nypost.com) (144)


Thu December 29, 2011
(The Sun) Sick Breakfast of the future: Crab porridge, pickled herring and prawns  (nla.thesun.co.uk) (113)


Wed December 21, 2011
(CNNGo) Cool Lessons learned from a 25,000 mile off-road drive from Hong Kong to Portugal. "In Russia, I learnt that when you have vodka for breakfast, you know it's going to be a good day"  (cnngo.com) (51)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Boing Boing) Silly Defibrillator toaster. It's the one *CLEAR* choice for your breakfast needs  (boingboing.net) (16)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Short List) Stupid How much can a person sue a spa for providing them with sub-standard complimentary breakfasts?  (shortlist.com) (36)


Tue November 01, 2011
(UPI) Misc IU's Kinsey institute finds that grandma's sexual satisfaction is not tied to her birth control. Grandma.... sexual... satisfaction. How's your breakfast, Farkers?  (upi.com) (58)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious Wisconsin lawmakers to vote on making malt liquor part of a well-balanced breakfast  (duluthnewstribune.com) (61)

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