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Fri February 03, 2012
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Woman holding baby gets into argument over rent with boyfriend. After boyfriend douses woman in lighter fluid and sets her on fire, woman throws baby out window, where it is caught by attentive neighbors. The Aristocrats
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nydailynews.com
)
(43)
Wed February 01, 2012
Miley Cyrus broke her tailbone 'doing flips', which is a pretty dumb nickname for her boyfriend, but whatever
(
thesuperficial.com
)
(31)
Mon January 30, 2012
Can a woman be a douchebag? This is important, because I'd hate to use the wrong word to refer to the woman who dumped her boyfriend when she found out he had bladder cancer, but still wanted to take his Super Bowl tickets
(
news.yahoo.com
)
(168)
Thu January 26, 2012
Would you let your teenage daughter sleep with her boyfriend in your home?
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dailymail.co.uk
)
(263)
Wed January 25, 2012
(Some Guy)
Why would Miley Cyrus buy her boyfriend a penis cake? Why would she pretend to lick it? Why do I care? Why do you care? I think it was Jean Paul Sartre who said, "Penis?"
(
socialitelife.com
)
(86)
Tue January 24, 2012
Sorta news: 15-year old girl calls 911 because she could hear her mother having sex. Fark: She asks the police to take her to a Christian children's shelter because she felt "disrespected"
(
dailymail.co.uk
)
(161)
Fri January 20, 2012
Tom Cruise's daughter is dating a fellow Scientologist. At least it's not some crazy person
(
dailymail.co.uk
)
(120)
Sat January 14, 2012
(Some Guy)
Not news: Man and woman have consensual sex. Still not news: He's married. FARK: She is suing him for 'Seductive Damages'
(
zimbabwemetro.com
)
(168)
Fri January 13, 2012
(Some Guy)
Dog saves owner's life from abusive boyfriend. Battered women's shelter takes in both. Spiffy tag standing in because Hero tag has something in its eye
(
lifewithdogs.tv
)
(160)
Thu January 12, 2012
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who knows the kids who were stabbed during lunch break at Ferris High School
(
nj.com
)
(49)
Wed December 28, 2011
(Some Guy)
If your boyfriend asks you to prove your love to him by having oral sex with a 7 year old girl in front of him, in order for him to leave his wife, you might get the dumbass tag. If you really do it, you get the sick tag
(
ksee24.com
)
(138)
Tue December 06, 2011
You know things may be over between you and your boyfriend if you fake your kidnapping to get $100 out of him but he won't pay the ransom
(
nwfdailynews.com
)
(58)
Thu December 01, 2011
(Some Guy)
Man chokes a fellow movie-goer for talking too much on his cell phone during the show
(
ballardnewstribune.com
)
(80)
Ancient Mayan tablet does not say the world will end in 2012; properly decoded, it cryptically states "In the One Mile High City, the 15 Man will lead his fellow horsemen to victory in a Bowl That Is Super". Whatever that means
(
guardian.co.uk
)
(71)
Wed November 30, 2011
Protip: If you were involved in a fatal hit and run, and got away with it, don't call the cops on your boyfriend and try to have him arrested. It never works out well
(
tampabay.com
)
(30)
Fri November 25, 2011
(Some Guy)
Protip: Cheat on your boyfriend AFTER you sign a consent form allowing him to tattoo anything he wants on your back
(
veryweirdnews.com
)
(439)
Tue November 22, 2011
(Some Guy)
Woman may get 50 years for decapitating boyfriend's pig. Pig will probably fry
(
washington.cbslocal.com
)
(29)
Fri November 18, 2011
(WLKY)
Woman accused of killing boyfriend with tire iron said relationship had gone flat
(
wlky.com
)
(27)
Thu November 17, 2011
Politician wants you to know he doesn't give a fark what you think
(
cbc.ca
)
(31)
Tue November 15, 2011
If the boyfriend you're picking up from jail immediately attacks and strangles you, it may be a sign your relationship has some unresolved issues
(
local10.com
)
(80)
Sat November 12, 2011
(Some Guy)
No butts about it, Pippa Middleton broke up with her boyfriend because he made an ass of himself one too many times, that bum
(
couriermail.com.au
)
(91)
Thu November 10, 2011
(Some Guy)
Did you order the Code Red? - You're Goddamn right I did
(
nctimes.com
)
(70)
Tue November 08, 2011
Is it okay that my boyfriend has sex with me while I'm asleep?
(
dailystar.co.uk
)
(206)
Sat November 05, 2011
(wlwt.com)
Ain't no party like a North College Hill party 'cause a North College Hill party don't stop until a woman attacks her boyfriend and the host with a beer stein
(
wlwt.com
)
(28)
Mon October 31, 2011
The perfect reaction to your dog gettting hit by a car after you fed it LSD: run naked down the street with your boyfriend
(
cbsatlanta.com
)
(83)
(Some Guy)
Your elderly horse has been put down. Do you: C) Strip naked and pose for pictures in its carcass?
(
koinlocal6.com
)
(234)
Not news: Dressing up as Brangelina for Halloween. News: Jennifer Love Hewitt and boyfriend dressing up as Brangelina for Halloween. (with amusing pics)
(
dailymail.co.uk
)
(25)
Fri October 28, 2011
(Some Guy)
Using a stolen credit card to send money to your jailed boyfriend is a great way to be reunited. (w/ 'You've never been that drunk in your life' mugshot)
(
5newsonline.com
)
(122)
Wed October 26, 2011
English woman pleads guilty to biting partner's scrotum. Boyfriend still feeling a little teste
(
news.com.au
)
(42)
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