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38 headlines found matching 'bone'
Mon January 22, 2018
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The shutdown is over, the blame game and credit-taking picks up, and Cadet Bone Spurs is still an idiot. This is your Manic Monday MSNBC Discussion Thread. Join in at 8PM EST
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(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Were you a responsible computer user that applied the firmware patch Intel issued last week to protect against Meltdown/Spectre? Yeah, you're boned. Intel has advised every to stop installing that because of a bug, and there's no way to uninstall it
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Sat January 20, 2018
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Just in case you weren't already impressed with the chameleon's ability to change color, it also has glow-in-the-dark bones
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Fri January 19, 2018
(YouTube)
 
Weeners
 
Why don't humans have penis bones?
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Sat January 13, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Okay, now that everyone has their basic cable "sh*thole" boner taken care of, let's lay back and relax. Come on, baby, you can still say "sh*thole" just like Anderson Cooper while you take the Fark Weird News Quiz, 12/30-1/5 sh*thole edition
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Fri January 12, 2018
(The Week)
 
 
 
President Shiathole Bonespur brags about always being the best athlete when he was young, which explains why he got multiple deferrals from the draft during the Vietnam war
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Thu January 04, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
China is planning to go to the dark side of the moon, will bone up on Floyd in preparation
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Wed January 03, 2018
(Radio World)
 
 
 
In the days before millennials killed radio, stations could afford to own their own traffic helicopters. Reporters patrolled the skies during rush hour to notify listeners of backups, then pitched hamburgers, breath mints, sitcoms, and boner pills
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Mon January 01, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Ok you business tab prognosticators, chicken bone and tea leaf readers; get in here and give us your Dow prediction for 2018. Any other sage advise you feel like doling is welcome too
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Fri December 29, 2017
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Driver finds a suitcase filled with human bones in woods on the side of a remote Georgia road, is initially reluctant to report it because, hey, free bones and a suitcase
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Wed December 27, 2017
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan is to Lebron James as Barack Obama is to Donald Trump. Time to get over it
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Sat December 23, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Injured 8-year-old dog gets rewarded with special Christmas bone-us at work for a job well done
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Fri December 15, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Good news Everyone: we're 1% less boned than before as the Senate Parliamentarian rules that the repeal of the Johnson Amendment- the law prohibiting chruches and non-profits from engaging in politics-can't go into the Tax bill
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Wed December 13, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Breaking news: Aaron Rodgers's collarbone. Wait, I may have that wrong. Breaking news: Aaron Rodgers's collarbone has healed and he is cleared to play
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Wed December 06, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Researchers test bone fragments suspected to be Santa's, plan to issue warrant for elves
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Quentin Tarantino is developing a Star Trek movie, which is expected to consist of 10 minutes of blowing shiat up, 5 minutes of Uhura slicing some poor green dude to ribbons, and 90 minutes of Bones and Scotty cursing
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Fri December 01, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Bears fans run into Aaron Rodgers in Chicago, somehow didn't break his collarbone
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(Axios)
 
 
 
In a lifetime of boneheaded moves, Trump is about to make his most moronic decision: To declare Jerusalem the capital of Israel. This would be a historic mistake
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Thu November 30, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
By rejecting Roy Moore and the GOP tax bill, citizens and politicians have an opportunity to restore some truth and integrity back to the US. Well, we're boned
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
John McCain's backbone to once again perform its incredible vanishing trick
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Mon November 27, 2017
(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
After GWAR guitarist diagnosed with bone-marrow cancer, thousands sign up for bone-marrrow donor registry, chance to be slain and devoured
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Mon November 20, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Pets.com, Jawbone, Juicero, R.I.P
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Yammering bag of bones, Kellyanne Conway, indirectly endorsed Roy Moore on Fox and Friends. By now, she's become fond of the taste of her own foot in mouth
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
I'm about to power the electrical grid for all of North America and possibly parts of South America too
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Thu November 16, 2017
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Senator Lisa Murkowski (AN-WR) just had her vote for the tax bill bought and paid for. That leaves McCain, Collins, and Johnson to save America. Yeah, we're pretty much boned
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Fri November 10, 2017
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
A 10-year deferred sentence was given to daughter for marrying her birth mother. Sick tag has the weirdest boner right now. (Bonus matching shirt mug shot goodness)
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
How does a body make a hormone? One way is bone
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Sat October 28, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's nice to donate body parts to the sick or invalid, but he really could have used a collarbone instead
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Siberian Times)
 
 
 
New Discovery provides evidence that humans hunted woolly mammoths with spears tipped with mammoth ivory and bones. Dude, that is SO Metal
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Sun October 22, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen. McCain discusses Vietnam: "One aspect of the conflict, by the way, that I will never ever countenance is that we drafted the lowest income level of America and the highest income level found a doctor that would say that they had a bone spur"
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Are those three T-bone steaks in your shorts or are you just happy and oddly shaped?
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Thanks to Rodgers' broken collar bone, it may soon be illegal to touch the QB in the NFL
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Mon October 09, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Stop the presses: Ken Bone has finally made a decision regarding Trump and he's not very happy about it
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Marilyn Manson confesses he smoked a bone, riff on that to the right while considering the sad state of shock value in 2017
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(Football 365)
 
 
 
I think former Everton goalkeeper Neville Southall is starting to regret his impulse buy on eBay
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Scientists regrow broken bones utilizing nano-particles in new laboratory tests. This won't get out of control
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
IRS gives fraud protection contract to...*drumroll*...Equifax? Oh for fuc-*sad trombone*
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Medium)
 
 
 
Remember the cave where thousands of specimens of prehumans were dug by small, but brave & smart women? They just concluded a follow-up expedition which sent them into holes you think are too small to fit in & in the process made the science weirder
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