| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| Bomb-sniffing dog detects snausages at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport (startribune.com) | (70) | ||
| (Some Guy) | Attorney on board Flight 253 claims The Undibomber™ and The Sharp-Dressed Man™ had a third accomplice: The Man In Orange©, whose existence the FBI is trying to cover up. Bonus: Photo of hot chick and green beers (mlive.com) | (96) |