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139 headlines found matching 'blood'
Fri September 23, 2016
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
What part of "stop testing people's blood" is so hard for Theranos to understand?
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Thu September 22, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lesson for protesters: Don't try to throw a pie in the face of Sacramento mayor and former NBA star Kevin Johnson, because he will tackle you and pummel you into a bloody pulp
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Man mugged at an ATM returns minutes later and hits the robber with his car, takes his money back from out of the thief's pockets and leaves the bloodied suspect lying in the street. Behold the power of a Chevy Cobalt
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
NYC Bombing suspect's father told the FBI that his son was a terrorist 2 years ago
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a naked, drunken Swede covered in blood
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Mon September 19, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
If last night's Fear the Walking Dead taught us anything, it's that zombie blood is the most overused plot device in history and Brenda Strong must be an expensive guest star. Also, the show is still directionless [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Sun September 18, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Snollygoster mods rejecting my submissions, now dreaded uhtceare interrupts my slooming until driven to obsessively gogoozling submissions queue while all these bloody Trumpmumpsimus headlines wamblecropt Fark. TL;DR : Submitted with better headline
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Fri September 16, 2016
(US News)
 
 
 
One in four Medicare patients uses their blood pressure medications incorrectly. The other three didn't have any blood pressure issues until they had to deal with being treated through the Medicare system
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Kentucky politicians and citizens realize they made a huge mistake by voting for Bevin, admit the third party option was smarter and now want to impeach the threat-making Republican
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Thu September 15, 2016
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The river has turned to blood? Again?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
That's one way to beat the hospital wait list. Not the OPTIMAL way, mind you, but one way
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Matt Bevin's call for "redemption" has stoked racist embers to spark a fire unseen since the days of slavery
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Wed September 14, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hillary kept blood clot SECRET from her staff - and had nurse travel with her in plain clothes to administer drugs, after telling Bill no to having them dressed in the "Sexy Nurse™" costume
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Tue September 13, 2016
(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
Nutcase conspiracy theorist says Hillary was poisoned...wait, make that, world famous forensic pathologist who had a movie made about him says Hillary was poisoned
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Mon September 12, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
KY Gov. Matt Bevin predicts 'shedding of the blood of tyrants and patriots' if Clinton is elected
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Perplexed Jonah Hill cancels interviews after French sodomy abuse. Man, some of us pay extra for that
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Quake-hit Italian town sues Charlie Hebdo over pasta-themed cartoons. Je Suis Cannelloni
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Sun September 11, 2016
(Inforum)
 
 
 
Because its far more important to arrest the journalist documenting dogbite assaults on protestors rather the personnel actually committing assault on the protesters
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Fri September 09, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Strokes found to be triggered by vomiting, sneezing, turning your head or hickeys. Especially hickeys
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you always considered Obama to be a parasite, you may finally be proven right
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Thu September 08, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New Yorkers, rejoice: you will finally be able to order a bloody mary at brunch without waiting for the stroke of noon
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(USC)
 
 
 
Fasting for several days triggers your immune system to regenerate itself. Welp, we're boned
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
"There's only one small, tiny issue [with Theranos]: it was total bullshiat"
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Wed September 07, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
Doctor reveals why paper cuts hurt so much. Still tight lipped about cancer
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Tue September 06, 2016
(CBS 5 Arizona)
 
 
 
Woman lets a man cut her arm to fill a shot glass with blood...then things get weird
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Leftism is a terminal cancer in the American bloodstream and soul. So our first and greatest principle is to destroy this cancer before it destroys us. We therefore see voting for Donald Trump as political chemotherapy needed to prevent our demise
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Sun September 04, 2016
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Scientists made laser out of human blood. What the hell are these people doing in those labs?
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Sat September 03, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jon Snow wins online poll attempting to determine who belongs on the Iron Throne despite the fact he knows nothing
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Thu September 01, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
The vicious, cold-blooded, ill-tempered alligator snapping turtle is very close to being put on the endangered species list, and not a single fark was given
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Wed August 31, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Oklahoma woman arrested for forcing religion down her daughter's throat
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Mon August 29, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Zika virus is being spread by: A) mosquitoes; B) tainted blood; C) apathy
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Love bites ...then you die
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Wed August 24, 2016
(New Hampshire Public Radio)
 
 
 
If your dog is urinating blood, and you're experiencing vertigo, sores and hair loss, your water just might be contaminated by a burial site of lab animals, dead fetuses, and radioactive material
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Stay with us on this one: Alex Jones says Democrats intermarry because they need to keep their "demonic bloodlines" pure so Satan can keep running the government
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Mon August 22, 2016
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Not everyone has the misfortune of breaking his penis three times
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Sat August 20, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
3 Doors Down guitarist Matt Roberts is now 6 feet under
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
So what would happen to your body if you just never got out of bed?
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Prophets of Rage discuss not being allowed entrance to a prison in order to play a show that would have ended in riots and bloodshed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This just in: Alice Cooper is still running for president
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
2016's bloodlust knows no bounds. Dick Assman goes to the gas station in the sky
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Meet the guy who cleans up after Mexico's worst murders: "Forensic cleaning does not exist in Mexico" (great read)
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
While you are listening to a tune on your iPhone, Japanese audiophiles are so obsessed with perfect sound quality that they're paying $10,000 to install private utility poles to make sure their setups have enough electricity to work perfectly
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Businesses worldwide begin campaign to raise awareness for blood donations by dropping the letters A, B, and O from their signs and logos. Welcome to F RK
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Russia deploys long-ranger bombers in Iran to drink terrorists' blood like lemonade
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Mon August 15, 2016
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"A naked Oxnard man was arrested near a Boys & Girls Club on Saturday after allegedly threatening officers from a tree and spitting blood while under the influence of drugs"
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Medical Jane)
 
 
 
A recent study showed that a very low dose of THC (the psychoactive part of cannabis) limits damage from a subsequent heart attack. Well, in mice anyway. It also made the mice eat large quantities of Cheetos
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Fri August 12, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man survives being shot ten times in love triangle. Man, I dunno, if someone shot me there I'd just want to die
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Spice Girls reunion could be wrecked after Sporty Spice turns into Litigious Spice
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"We thirst for your blood" says Canadian terrorist killed by feds. Your sweet, sweet maple syrup flavoured blood
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"I just want to be treated like everyone else" says emo vampire Darkness Vlad Tepes. Uh, huh, good luck with that
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Wed August 10, 2016
(NBC 10 New England)
 
 
 
RI Environmental Police think that there just might be something suspicious about a boat that drifted into a Warwick marina with a still-running engine and nothing on board except a fair amount of blood and broken glass covering the deck
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
18 U.S.C. s. 879
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Tue August 09, 2016
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
One man's quest to find the perfect Bloody Mary takes him to a Tijuana speakeasy
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Doping is as weird and old as the Olympics, and it's only getting weirder
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Mon August 08, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Erick Shute, the "sovereign citizen" who murdered his neighbors in cold blood, says it was "self defense" and he "did nothing wrong" because as a sovereign citizen he can kill whomever he wants
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
"The Apple Watch is the most anxiety-inducing piece of technology I've ever owned. It's a reminder that a worry is like a notification, which left unchecked, can consume you"
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Thu August 04, 2016
(Nature World News)
 
 
 
Why this giant lake turning blood red in Iran is something to be worried about, along with all these locusts and frogs
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkey issues arrest warrant for cleric. Paladin and half elf dual-classed ranger also wanted for questioning
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Wed August 03, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN Bobby Roode still make an Impact? WILL Hideo Itami be out for blood? WHO will emerge victorious: Gargano or Ciampa? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" kicks off with NXT @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If you're always wondering how a person's blood would spatter if you shot them just now, I have good news for you
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Theranos' founder gives important new speech where she was supposed to defend their finger stick blood testing tech except that she instead introduced another new untested technology. Apparently, she's gone to the Trump school of crisis management
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Mon August 01, 2016
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Mark October 2 on your calendars for the premiere of Ash vs. Evil Dead Season Two. And it looks spectacular. Link has a red band trailer that was deemed too gory to be shown at Comic-Con
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
After he actually contacted the FDA about getting the blood of the young and poor to sustain himself indefinitely, Gawker outs Peter Thiel as an apparent vampire
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Sat July 30, 2016
(LiveStrong)
 
 
 
Nothing is sacred at Google, who now wants to store sensors all over our bathrooms to help optimize our lives. Maybe next will the sensors will be in the bedroom, so we can know just how badly we're disappointing our significant others
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(Vice)
 
 
 
It's not often you run across the phrase "an impenetrable mathematical hellscape" in the legitimate scientific press, but this 500-page proof of inter-universal Teichmüller Theory is making mathematicians shoot blood from their eyes
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Fri July 29, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Brit Hume: I don't care for Clinton's tone. It doesn't give my loins the same strong rush of blood as Trump's fascist rhapsody
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Thu July 28, 2016
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Mass murderer pledged allegiance to Hitler weeks before carrying out bloody attack on care home. Well, that's a switch
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Tue July 26, 2016
(News and Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman stabs husband because he A: Hit her? B: Had an affair? or C: Brought home the wrong doughnuts?
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
The science of doping. Athletes trying to get an edge might not like the needles, but it's a hell of a lot better than the old method of chewing on raw animal testicles
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Sat July 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
60+ killed, 200+ injured in bomb blast at Shi'ite rally in Kabul. ISIS claiming responsibility
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Worried about mosquitoes? Just hang a chicken over your bed. Here comes the science, over easy and not too runny
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Wed July 20, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Pictures of the blast damage that killed the Dallas shooter
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Lance Armstrong threw away his career for nothing, still a douchebag. Here comes the science
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Tue July 19, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga has finally drained Taylor Kinney of all his handsome blood. Mother Monster now seeks a new BF to Poker Face
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(Sentinel and Enterprise)
 
 
 
Bad: Your car gets stolen. Good: The cops get it back for you the very next day, still in good shape. Fark: Except the front seat's covered in blood from the guy they shot twice in it
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Sat July 16, 2016
(The British Open)
 
 
 
Moving day in the wind and rain at Royal Troon. Mix a Bloody Mary and join other golf nerds in The 145th Open discussion thread. Lefty tees off at 10:20 eastern
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are thee amongst cocktails
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Fri July 15, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mud run leaves runners running mud
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Azealia Banks accuses Taylor Swift and Lady Gaga of copying her, leading many to wonder, "Who the hell is Azealia Banks?"
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Funny Or Die)
 
Video
 
Do the Donald
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(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Horror and panic as truck plows into Bastille Day crowd in Nice. Gunfire reported
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
"A warning has been issued after a gang of squirrels attacked a boy in Cornwall"
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Tue July 12, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Joe Biden says he's going to "work like the devil" for Hillary Clinton. Just as soon as he takes a little nap. And maybe get a little something to eat. Oh look, "Blue Bloods" is new tonight
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Mon July 11, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Protip: While working in a chemistry lab, make sure you know how to prevent static electricity
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
When you bring your cannibal ghost named 'Pop' with you on live television, don't be surprised when it decides to take control to talk about eating your intestines and make demands for pig blood
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British weightlifter breaks two world records at once: world deadlift record and most blood vessels in the head broken at one time. "That nearly killed me. The pressure on my body was surreal. That was not a healthy thing to do"
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Yet another video-game auction falls afoul of eBay's 'You can't sell human blood' bright-line rule
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
You no longer have to wait until Grandpa gets lost walking home to realize he might have Alzheimers
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Flavorwire)
 
 
 
The latest television show on track to become a Broadway musical? Get your teeth ready and grab some garlic -- True Blood may be heading to the Great White Way
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Brexit divide defined in one sentence: 'That's your bloody GDP,' came the shouted response, 'not ours'"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Season 2 trailer for Ash vs Evil Dead is here
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Wed July 06, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lead's in the water of Flint, Michigan. Let's finger point and defer blame and smother the issue with layers of bureaucracy. Lead's in the water fountains of the US Capitol building? Free blood tests for all lawmakers immediately
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Question: When someone graduates law school and doesn't understand that the Supreme Court is the final judge of what is and isn't constitutional do they have just cause to sue their school for not educating them?
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Put a fork into Theranos, throw it on the grill. The directors on the board lacked necessary skills, but before we pass another legislative bill, "Nah, forget it, send a letter, Yo, Holmes, to the Hill"
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Tue July 05, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Pro tip from the man who punched a bear and lived to tell the tale "most bears are right handed"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
FW: FW: Fw: Fw: FW: Fw: We must sacrifice the last dollar and drop of blood to rid us of that badge of slavery, and it must rest with England alone to say whether it is worth eternal war, for eternal it must be if she holds to the wrong
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Arizona man exercises his 2nd Amendment rights at a Fourth of July party at a mobile home park
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Sun July 03, 2016
(ListHub)
 
 
 
Cliven Bundy's ranch is for sale: Almost 75 acres of land and 1000 head of bloodthirsty feral cattle
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Even Ted Nugent won't show up for Trump's convention. Either he's on tour or has blood coming out from his wherever
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Turns out Ray Bourque's blood-alcohol level was 0.249 when was arrested. Or as people from Boston say, "a wahm up"
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, the Tetris movie is now going to be a trilogy
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Futurism)
 
 
 
New protein found that will unclog arteries. State fairs everywhere will soon be selling it deep fried on a stick
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Fri June 24, 2016
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Partisan bad blood ahead of the U.S. presidential election is at its highest since the late 1980s. Because everyone was just so agreeable during the Obama, George W. Bush, Clinton, George H. W. Bush and Reagan Administrations
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a totally normal and not-confusing ruling the Supreme Court says that states cannot make it a crime to refuse to take a blood test when suspected of drunk driving, but states CAN criminalize refusing to take a breathalyzer test
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Mon June 20, 2016
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Living near an airport can trigger high blood pressure. Although nowhere near as high as hoping that the screaming child waiting in line isn't seated near you
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Fri June 17, 2016
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania man uses a katana to defend his right to smoke weed in his brother-in-law's house. Florida man unsheathes his own sword, declaring, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE"
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
FDNY chief killed in 9/11 attacks finally laid to rest after two vials of his donated blood found
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Alabama town fighting against a huge pit of rotting chicken guts
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Thu June 16, 2016
(IMDB)
 
 
 
OMG, Delphine. Krystal ruins everything. Bloody noses. Helena wants to kill and will Rachel turn on all her sestras? Tonight, the season 4 finale of BBC America's 'Orphan Black,' 10 PM EDT
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Wed June 15, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Victims of the Orlando shooting may have received type Ironic Negative blood
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Six traditional Italian foods everyone should try, including pig's blood chocolate pudding, maggot-infested cheese, and spleen sandwiches. Apparently crunchy frog is purely British
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
FDA may rescind ban on gays donating blood, but only if they've been celibate for a year, stand on one foot and touch their nose and recite the alphabet backwards
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
And so it begins - infowars published an article claiming the Orlando massacre was a 'false flag' attack from the Gay Agenda
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Florida Chick-fil-A Restaurants opened their doors Sunday to feed those donating blood
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Walgreens severs all ties to 'revolutionary' blood-testing startup. Theranos apparently didn't understand that when you play a long con, you have to get out before the mark does
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
For future reference, THIS is what "The Muslim community condemning the Orlando attack" looks like, with a bonus side of organizing a blood drive to help the victims
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Emergency room nurse faces up to 15 years in prison for groping three women while he was taking their blood pressure. See, if he'd just gone ahead and raped them, he'd be out in like 18 months
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Trump to give big speech at the famous "River of Blood" historical marker in Washington. Oh you've never heard of it? I wonder why that is
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Drinking homemade grappa distilled by someone who doesn't know what is in the dozens of unlabeled bottled around his house might not be the smartest plan you can have, but it could be your last
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Comic books outperforming traditional investments. Finally, I'll be able to retire on my copy of Youngblood #1
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
25-year-old man lives for over a year without a heart in his body. Dick Cheney seen cackling in the corner while snorting pure ground unicorn horn
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Here's how mosquitoes use six hollow needles to drink your blood
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Clone alert. Relic with Pope John Paul II's blood on it has been stolen
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A breakdown of last night's Game of Thrones, which featured a shocking and expected return, as well as the usual carnage, bloodshed, and death that is par for the course for Westeros. Also, IAN FARKING MCSHANE [Warning: Spoilers]
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Fri June 03, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
High school student invents $7 screening test for clogged arteriesggghh ACKK ... *thud*
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Rangers in the middle of the Central African Republic have very low bandwidth connections and are not happy with Windows 10 downloading itself in the background. - "blood could literally be on Microsoft's hands"
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Thu June 02, 2016
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
You've got to fight .... for your right ... to keep and eat your baby's placenta
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
The youngest self-made female billionaire ever, Elizabeth Holmes, had a net worth of $4.5 billion according to Forbes, let's check in on her and see how she is doOH MY
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Sharks bloody the water and tie the series? Can the Penguins squawk their way to another win? Do we have enough goon juice for the series? Tune in at 8PM ET on NBCSports to find out
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
After the disastrous Memorial Day receipts of both the Ant-Man-less Alice in Wonderland II and X-Men VII, movie studios are preparing for a bloody summer in which executives will lose their jobs and franchises will die
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Kids are using it at rave parties now. They take powdered chocolate and snort it. Its called, uh, "chocolate." Don't look at me. I just know things
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Scientists study rare disease that makes you believe you're dead, decide to name it "Nebraska"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently Snoop Dogg hates the new Roots a lot
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Gang armed with guns, bats and machetes attacks barber shop, trashes Alfa Romeo belonging to owner because one of them didn't like the haircut he got there. Fark: This fight has been going on for a YEAR
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Air Canada passenger says he almost died due to blood clots that formed because he didn't have enough legroom
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
TSA Agents discover bleeding 'Loot Crate' and alert authorities
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Now that the door has held, what's in store for Bran? Has Daenerys accepted her role as conqueror? Will Jamie and the High Sparrow battle? And Ian Farking MacShane makes his debut. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on HBO
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(Leicester Mercury)
 
 
 
Hmmm, I need a new trick to show my audience. I've got it--I'll pull a playing card out of my nose. That will shock the heck out of them
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Sat May 28, 2016
(never yet melted.com)
 
 
 
In 1892 the first topless duel between female combatants was fought in Verduz, Lichtenstein and you've already clicked the link, haven't you? (probably Not safe for work)
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