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Headlines matching 'blood'
Sat February 11, 2012
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(Daily Mail) Spiffy It is the most watched match in global football broadcasting. It is the biggest match in England, between the two most hated rivals in English football history. It's Man United v Liverpool in this week's EPL thread. There will be blood  (dailymail.co.uk) (283)


Thu February 09, 2012
(Great Falls Tribune) Dumbass If you ever drop your weed by the side of the road let it go, because man, it's gone, and the cops will find the methadone, opiates and benzodiazepines in your car and bloodstream when they stop to see what you're looking for  (greatfallstribune.com) (33)
(The New York Times) Scary So can a Jehovah's Witness institution deny coverage for blood transfusions? Can a Hindu organization deny bovine based insulin? Can a Jewish or Muslim group deny porcine heart valves?   (opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com) (466)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting The mountain hippie's conundrum: Why is it okay to scream bloody murder whenever Walmart tries to build a store in your town, but you can't wait for the day Trader Joe's opens shop?  (dailycamera.com) (139)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine Yet another example of Facebook shares no one wants to see  (duluthnewstribune.com) (20)


Mon January 30, 2012
(CTV) Scary Not saying there is any need to panic or anything, but apparently just using one arm to measure blood pressure COULD END UP KILLING YOU  (edmonton.ctv.ca) (61)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Herald Tribune) Florida 55-year-old Florida man claiming Indian descent wears war paint, headdresses, and performs sacred dance ceremonies at heritage festivals across the state. Some Native Americans have a problem with this (w/ pic of alleged Indian)  (heraldtribune.com) (164)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Science Daily) Obvious Radical new theory explains the origin, evolution, and nature of life. Apparently devolved through repeated multiplication of six times nine  (sciencedaily.com) (68)
(The Sun) Scary Crazed doctors revive vampire baby. It's even immune to the Sun, which is there  (thesun.co.uk) (18)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Jalopnik) Sick Hobbyist is out flying R/C plane with camera. Look at the pretty landscape--green fields, lush trees, river of blood flowing off behind a meat plant...wait, WHAT?  (jalopnik.com) (222)


Fri January 20, 2012
(CNBC) Obvious In this age of discontent, do billionaires really need to meet at an exotic location to sip on the blood of innocents and tell stories about their wild orgies and coke sessions? Of course they do  (cnbc.com) (23)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Strange Man tries to rob a gambling parlor by threatening to infect everyone with a staph infection. It makes you long for the days when the bad guy just used a hypodermic needle filled with tainted AIDS blood  (startribune.com) (8)


Tue January 17, 2012
(ABC) Cool With gun rights advocates getting concealed carry passed in most states, America has turned into one giant bloodbath. Ha, just kidding. Homicide drops off the list of top 15 causes of death  (abcnews.go.com) (325)
(ESPN) Dumbass Antrell Rolle goes Antrelle Rolle, opens his big fat yapper. Bonus: "My heart doesn't pump any Kool-Aid, only blood"  (espn.go.com) (39)
(The Smoking Gun) Strange Bug eyes and bloody noses. It's your weekly mugshot round up  (thesmokinggun.com) (88)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange Thousands line up to donate blood in order to get free ducks and geese  (asiaone.com) (21)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Followup Starlin Castro's attorney says the accusations his client raped anyone are "baseless." Just like a standard Cubs game  (chicagotribune.com) (8)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Independent) Strange Lady Gaga leaves blood in hotel bathroom after ritual sacrifice to the God, uh, Goddess, of gender bending shock singers with a desire to push fashion trends where they dare not go  (independent.co.uk) (53)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Oregon Live) Amusing It's Klingon versus Stormtrooper in Portland's annual Star Trek v Star Wars blood drive (w/pic of basement dwellers in full nerd regalia)  (oregonlive.com) (58)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Farting $2.00, Iced Blood $2.00, Wife $3.99. And these are the less obscene ones from the list of top 10 most outrageous credit card charges  (dailyfinance.com) (71)
(SaveMeFromBoredom) Video Robber gets knocked out and forced to wipe up his blood  (savemefromboredom.com) (18)


Mon December 26, 2011
(ABC) Cool 96-year old army vet has been donating blood since he was 21. How much blood have you donated?  (abcnews.go.com) (275)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Daily Mail) Scary Lesbian vampire killer set to walk free after 20 years. Doesn't know about Twilight yet  (dailymail.co.uk) (44)


Mon December 12, 2011
(Miami Herald) Sad "Pierce Brosnan, continuing the bloody war on his own career he began with Mamma Mia..." Has there ever been a TV adaptation of a Stephen King novel that was any good?  (miamiherald.com) (202)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Politico) Asinine Remember the STOCK Act, which would ban insider trading by members of Congress? A House committee "postponed indefinitely" a vote on it after senior Republican leadership told the chairman to knock it off  (politico.com) (56)
(WXYZ Detroit) Silly Teenager attacked by classmates who proceeded to pin him to the ground and A) beat him to a bloody pulp; B) sexually assaulted him; or C) shaved a part of his hair like on Jackass  (wxyz.com) (73)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Mirror.co.uk) Cool Students offered free alcoholic beverages in exchange for donating blood. Surprisingly, some people - who have obviously never had the one-beer-post-blood-donation buzz - have a problem with this  (mirror.co.uk) (26)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Starpulse) Fail Angelina Jolie sued over her new movie. Hell, I want my money back after reading that article  (starpulse.com) (24)


Fri December 02, 2011
(YouTube) Amusing Because after passing out from 16 hours of gaming, who DOESN'T want to be woken up by a 6-foot rabbit covered in blood and holding a giant carrot?  (youtube.com) (37)


Wed November 30, 2011
(truTV) Interesting Kate Middleton is pregnant with a bloodthirsty Dracula Antichrist reptilian cannibal, if all the rumors in this slideshow are true  (trutv.com) (60)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting Brain fritters, chocolate blood ice cream, and crispy testicles. Meet the chef who loves cooking the 'other bits.' You had me at chocolate blood ice cream  (dailymail.co.uk) (19)


Tue November 22, 2011
(The Register) Amusing No, even with diplomatic immunity you still shouldn't drive with a blood alcohol ratio 15 times the legal limit  (theregister.co.uk) (18)


Mon November 21, 2011
(The Consumerist) Dumbass If you've ever waited tables in your life, this will make your blood boil  (consumerist.com) (432)
(Marketwatch) Interesting New research validates how foods affect genetic expression at the cellular level. Unfortunately, this isn't very good news for people with mozzarella blood type  (marketwatch.com) (17)


Fri November 18, 2011
(USA Today) Scary Research finds blood type affects risk of stroke. Most in danger are people whose blood type is either AB, B or Slurpee  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (12)


Wed November 16, 2011
(My Fox DC) Cool F/T, competitive pay, benefits, frequent travel may be required, bachelor's degree a must, blood pressure under 140/90, between 62 and 75 inches tall, must speak Russian, fax resume cover letter ATT: NASA  (myfoxdc.com) (120)


Tue November 15, 2011
(CBS News) Interesting Two Senators (R&D) introduce "STOCK Act" to stop "insider trading" in Congress. Subby will ride his unicorn straight through Washington D.C. if this passes  (cbsnews.com) (75)


Thu November 10, 2011
(io9) Interesting New drug Adipotide targets fat by cutting off blood supply to fat, taunting The Doctor & Donna Noble  (io9.com) (95)


Tue November 08, 2011
(LA Times) Obvious Internet 101: when creating fictitious, award-winning authors for some (not news) promo articles, avoid using stock photos of food bank workers nicknamed "Cobra." Also, a degree in "construction sciences?" Really?  (latimes.com) (58)
(Some Guy) Obvious As classy as ever, OWS protestors vandalize street carts when the free food gets shut down. They really showed those rich snobs with their fancy hot dog carts  (losangeles.cbslocal.com) (720)


Sun November 06, 2011
(Fark) Spiffy Subby just ate a McRib.Yes, we know they're made of cigarette butts and toxic waste and the sauce is made of unicorn blood and the tears of orphans and they cook it by lighting Lucifer's flatulence on fire. But darn it -- it's tasty  (fark.com) (458)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Canada.com) Sad Police release graphic, bloody photo of dead teen from before she was attacked  (canada.com) (92)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Fail Computer nerds belatedly realize Guy Fawkes masks don't protect from beheadings, abort plan to take on notoriously bloodthirsty drugs gang  (idealab.talkingpointsmemo.com) (58)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Life.com) Spiffy Leave it to the bloody-minded folks who invented the guillotine to devise the world's sickest house of horror. That it was back in 1947 only adds to the stomach-churning Gallic goodness. Happy Halloween, y'all  (life.com) (33)
(The Morning Call) Scary It's like "Goldilocks and the Three Bears," only with a blood-covered stranger and two college students  (mcall.com) (27)


Fri October 28, 2011
(medicalxpress.com) Interesting Artificial blood could be on the way. O-really?  (medicalxpress.com) (39)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Washington Times) Stupid The State Department has spent $70,000 to stock all its foreign embassies with hundreds of copies of Obama's memoir from 1995. Change we can believe in  (washingtontimes.com) (204)


Tue October 25, 2011
(MassLive) Amusing "Okay, I admit to worshipping Satan, assaulting a teenager and drinking her blood, and making my forehead look Klingon, but dammit, I did NOT name myself after a Twilight character""  (masslive.com) (111)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Pajamas Media) Interesting Eat Vegan to be ethical? well guess how many creatures were killed in the making of your arugala salad.... at least 2 vertebrate per square inch, on a conservative estimate. NO MORE BLOOD FOR VEGGIES  (pajamasmedia.com) (343)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Monica Lewinsky, acid, and Mick Jagger on drugs. What more could you ask?  (dailymail.co.uk) (18)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Bloomberg) Obvious BHP said to be in talks for Ferrous. Also in talks for the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, and dickheads  (bloomberg.com) (6)
(Globe and Mail) Interesting The next big thing in food? Blood. "There is no reason why properly inspected blood couldn't be in our supermarkets right there next to the frozen dinners." I blame Twilight  (theglobeandmail.com) (80)

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