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Headlines matching 'birth'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Sen. Marco Rubio (R-etarded): I have an idea - let's let ANY employer opt out of birth control coverage, as long as they claim religion as a reason  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (118)


Wed February 08, 2012
(MSNBC) Spiffy The devastating effects of contraception are on display today, as the teen birth rate and abortion rate have both dropped to their lowest levels in nearly 40 years  (msnbc.msn.com) (243)
(Bitten and Bound) Cool The cast and crew of Two and a Half Men are recovering from an overdose that occurred yesterday while celebrating Ashton Kutcher's birthday. (pic)  (bittenandbound.com) (19)
(Wikipedia) Sad Happy 81st birthday to the late, great James Dean. Be sure to pay tribute by enjoying some of his quality sausage products today  (en.wikipedia.org) (34)
(YouTube) Cool Star Wars, nothing but Star Wars, don't let them end. Happy 80th Birthday John Williams  (youtube.com) (34)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Prince Frederic von Anhalt throws lavish 95th birthday party for Zsa Zsa Gabor, complete with buffet and 130 guests. Zsa Zsa spends day wishing for sweet embrace of death to finally come claim her. (with sad pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (53)


Tue February 07, 2012
(io9) Amusing Sonogram reveals that woman is giving birth to Venom  (io9.com) (34)


Mon February 06, 2012
(io9) Scary Herbicide 'Atrazine' associated with birth defects, low birth weights, and menstrual problems in humans. Study leads to instant ban. Just kidding, it's still the second-most commonly used herbicide in the US  (io9.com) (33)
(YouTube) Cool Today would have been the 101st birthday of Ronald Ree-gan. Here is the trailer from his best film  (youtube.com) (18)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Daily Kos) Amusing Orly Taitz loses birther case to an empty table  (dailykos.com) (283)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Sad Woman dies on her 110th birthday. Perhaps the surprise party was a bad idea  (suntimes.com) (29)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Unlikely John Boehner (R) claims providing co-pay free birth control to women is unconstitutional   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (362)


Wed February 01, 2012
(The Raw Story) Asinine 14-year old girl testifying before MD lawmakers tells them that they should vote to deny people their basic civil rights because it would be "my best birthday present ever"  (rawstory.com) (257)
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Sen. Marco Rubio (R-epublican hero) introduces a "common-sense bill" to combat birth control  (huffingtonpost.com) (239)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Followup Couple who used a Facebook poll to decide the name of their child gives birth to a girl. So welcome to Penisface Bieber Meske  (suntimes.com) (98)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Yahoo) Ironic Home birthing advocate dies giving birth in own home. Alanis Morissette tapped to perform at funeral  (au.news.yahoo.com) (286)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Some Guy) Scary Woman gives birth to toddler  (abclocal.go.com) (93)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Politico) Video Obama to Betty White: "WHAR long-form birth certificate, WHAR?"  (politico.com) (58)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Gothamist) Sad Teenage boy died on his birthday evading six young women trying to give him kisses. It even says so on his headstone  (gothamist.com) (79)


Sat January 21, 2012
(Daily Mail) Amusing Separated at birth? Newt Gingrich is Dwight Schrute  (dailymail.co.uk) (34)


Fri January 20, 2012
(YouTube) Interesting Today is the 78th birthday of Tom Baker, who portrayed Sherlock Holmes in the 1982 BBC Production of The Hound of the Baskervilles. Oh, and he was in some kids show, too  (youtube.com) (118)


Thu January 19, 2012
(YouTube) Video It's Dolly Parton's 66th birthday and dadgummit - she's earned the right to do Stairway all country-like if she wants to  (youtube.com) (87)
(ABC) Sad The mysterious man who came upon midnights clear and dreary for seventy years to toast at the grave of Edgar Allen Poe on his birthday, it appears, shall come nevermore  (abcnews.go.com) (47)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Some Guy) Followup Woman who was hit by lightning last summer when she was 3 months pregnant gives birth to healthy baby girl. No word if "Sopa Pipa Alberti" has super powers yet  (kktv.com) (13)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious Family takes kids to Chuck E. Cheese for birthday party, asks people at next table to clean up their language. You know what happens next  (13abc.com) (183)
(Time) Interesting Old and tired: WHAR BIRTH CERTIFICATE OBAMA, WHAR? New hotness: WHAR TAX RETURNS ROMNEY, WHAR?  (time.com) (246)
(The New York Times) Silly India guesses at birthdate of army chief, approximates international borders, ensures world nuclear codes more or less secure  (nytimes.com) (21)
(Salon) Sad In last night's Republican debate in South Carolina, on Martin Luther King's birthday, Newt Gingrich mocks Juan Williams for being black and having a Spanish first name. *sigh*  (salon.com) (335)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Google) Cool Communist America-haters at Google are at it again, this time choosing to celebrate the dark art of geology, through which God has so often tested our faith, instead of Naomi Judd's birthday  (google.com) (57)


Tue January 10, 2012
(ABC) Strange Baby born inside-out. That must have been one hell of a birth canal  (abcnews.go.com) (95)
(TMZ) Followup Beyonce says Blue Ivy's birth was natural, not one of those weird pod ejection things like the Tenctonians in Alien Nation did  (tmz.com) (56)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Showbiz Spy) Cool Betty White reveals 90th birthday plans. Sorry, they do not involve you  (showbizspy.com) (40)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Discovery) Interesting Really smart man turns 70 today. Happy Birthday Stephen Hawking  (news.discovery.com) (98)


Sat January 07, 2012
(History Channel) Interesting Happy 600th birthday to Joan of Arc. Here are seven things you didn't know about her  (history.com) (133)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Fark) Interesting Ladies, when you were pregnant...what retarded drivel/advice not based on actual science or reality did you hear from friends, family, coworkers or random strangers? Anything from guessing the sex of the baby to your personal diet to birthing  (fark.com) (410)
(Celebitchy) Spiffy Jay-Z and Beyonce's baby preparation checklist: private suite, flat screen TV, gourmet chef, custom "birthing weave"  (celebitchy.com) (19)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Woman gives birth to 15 pound, 7 ounce baby. Man, this childhood obesity problem is really getting out of hand  (duluthnewstribune.com) (80)
(Some Guy) PSA January is National Birth Defect Prevention month. Luckily for Farkers, you can get your daily requirement of folic acid from the orange juice in your average screwdriver  (nbdpn.org) (26)


Tue January 03, 2012
(YouTube) Cool It's J.R.R. Tolkien's 120th birthday. Let us enjoy the One Ring poem in its author's own voice  (youtube.com) (32)


Sat December 31, 2011
(YouTube) Video Today is Burton Cummings of the Guess Who's birthday. Here's the Stacheman singing if Gordon Lightfoot sung "Maggie May"  (youtube.com) (22)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Mitt Romney's son is a birther, says Obama should release his birth certificate. Which he did. Over a year ago. Meanwhile, no one has seen Romney's tax returns  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (106)
(Daily Mail) Sappy Eight months after Peyton Manning's wife gives birth to twins, Colts' QB Dan Orlovsky becomes father of triplets. Andrew Luck suddenly rethinking senior year plans  (dailymail.co.uk) (12)
(Yahoo) Amusing "____ police officers quell ___-fueled violence between ____ and ____ at birthplace of ____" Your words: christians(x2), jesus, broom, and Palestinian. Fill 'em in, still won't make sense  (news.yahoo.com) (47)


Mon December 26, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Kids are getting smartererer: the percentage in England who think we celebrate Obama's birthday on December 25th is down to 9%  (3am.co.uk) (72)


Sun December 25, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Okay photo-Farkers, if you've gotten a new camera and flash this Christmas/ Diwali/ Kwanzaa/ Hannukah/ Festivus/ Hitler's Birthday, this is a pretty good blog for learning how to use flashes  (strobist.blogspot.com) (41)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Woman given 12 hours to live when she was born celebrates her 105th birthday  (dailymail.co.uk) (34)


Fri December 16, 2011
(YouTube) Cool A how-how-how-how about we wish ZZ Top's Billy Gibbons a happy 62nd birthday  (youtube.com) (45)
(AL.com) Stupid Lawsuit filed to prevent Obama from appearing on ballot. Even in birtherism, Alabama lags behind  (blog.al.com) (169)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Some Trekkie) Strange Star Trek's Garrett Wang celebrates his birthday by filming an infomercial... for "ShatWow"  (web.dragoncontv.com) (46)


Mon December 12, 2011
(WorldNetDaily) Amusing WND paid to have a plane fly over last night's Cowboys/Giants game with a banner reading "WHERE'S THE REAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE?" This probably would've had a greater effect if it wasn't a domed stadium (with pic)  (wnd.com) (149)


Sun December 11, 2011
(YouTube) Cool Today's SHMHC celebrates the 53rd birthday of Mötley Crüe bassist Nikki Sixx. Here's Kickstart My Heart  (youtube.com) (60)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Pocono Record) Dumbass Man robs CVS store and leaves behind his birth certificate  (poconorecord.com) (39)


Thu December 08, 2011
(CNN) Interesting Should nuns take birth control pills? Probably, considering their boss has a history of impregnating women without touching them  (thechart.blogs.cnn.com) (75)


Wed December 07, 2011
(TMZ) Obvious Terrell Owens' birthday bash is only slightly less depressing than Kirk Cameron's  (tmz.com) (56)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Daily Mail) Sappy Irish setter gives birth to 15 ugly-ass puppies in a single litter. Just kidding - they're the cutest thing you'll see this week  (dailymail.co.uk) (49)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Wikipedia) Cool Today may or may not be Werner Heisenberg's birthday  (en.wikipedia.org) (41)


Sat December 03, 2011
(People Magazine) Followup How Britney spent her 30th Birthday. Hint: It didn't involve brawling, head shaving, or cooter flashing  (people.com) (36)


Thu December 01, 2011
(The Blemish) Interesting Confirmed: Jessica Simpson is giving birth to a Butterball Turkey  (theblemish.com) (52)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Google) Cool Godless communists at Google at it again, this time choosing to celebrate with today's Doodle noted America-hater Mark Twain's birthday instead of the anniversary of the divine merger of capitalist juggernauts Exxon/Mobil 13 years ago  (google.com) (40)
(YouTube) Cool Happy Birthday Mark Twain: In celebration, here's Hal Holbrooks Mark Twain Tonight. Timeless  (youtube.com) (11)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Some Guy) Spiffy The world's first nuclear-powered aircraft carrier turned 50 this week, and all 250,000 who've served aboard the USS Enterprise would like to wish the Big E a very Happy Birthday  (wtkr.com) (124)
(Bitten and Bound) Ironic Kelly Preston shed 39 pounds after giving birth at 48. Her secret weapon .... Kirstie Alley  (bittenandbound.com) (28)
(TMZ) Followup Miley Cyrus at her 19th birthday party last week, "I'm a pothead". This week: PSYCH  (tmz.com) (36)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Daily Mail) Misc Woman gives birth moments after getting off plane...saving on the controversial airline "Baby Birthing Fee"  (dailymail.co.uk) (39)
(Yahoo) Obvious In a video made at her 19th birthday party, Miley Cyrus refers to herself as a "stoner" who "smokes way too much farkin' weed"  (music.yahoo.com) (139)


Sat November 19, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Interesting New report says the best form of birth control is: A) oral contraceptive B) vasectomy C) U.S. economy  (chicagotribune.com) (48)


Tue November 15, 2011
(National Post) Strange Birth control pills may be linked to increased prostate cancer. I don't think you're using them right  (news.nationalpost.com) (89)


Fri November 11, 2011
(TMZ) Fail Today's stupid celebrity baby name goes to Bachelor "Winner" Shayne Lamas, who gave birth to daughter Press Dahl Lamas-Richie  (tmz.com) (36)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Discover) Hero Happy birthday Carl Sagan, who would've been on this Pale Blue Dot for 77 orbits now  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (69)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) PSA Today, Mississippi votes to determine whether or not to outlaw birth control and remove birth rights from all women   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (143)
(Huffington Post) Stupid Mississippi's proposed new law defining a fertilized egg as a person could force coroners to investigate miscarriages and allow people to sue on behalf of an egg that didn't implant in the uterus due to birth control  (huffingtonpost.com) (209)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Boston.com) Sappy Ugly-ass baby gorilla celebrates 1st birthday at Franklin Park Zoo  (boston.com) (10)


Thu November 03, 2011
(nw times) Spiffy Chevrolet celebrates its 100th birthday. Here are the 12 groundbreaking Chevys of all time. List wins with '63 Corvette Sting Ray  (nwitimes.com) (53)


Wed November 02, 2011
(ABC Action News) Sad Thought you could go at least one week without a birthday shooting. You thought wrong  (abcactionnews.com) (9)
(Mirror.co.uk) Silly A mother passed a driving test while in labor and then drove herself to the hospital to give birth. Wow. Just wow... a woman passed a driving test? Unbelievable  (mirror.co.uk) (66)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Some forever alone guy) Photoshop Photoshop some guests to liven up Kirk Cameron's pitiful birthday party  (media.zenfs.com) (62)
(UPI) Misc IU's Kinsey institute finds that grandma's sexual satisfaction is not tied to her birth control. Grandma.... sexual... satisfaction. How's your breakfast, Farkers?  (upi.com) (58)
(Pravda) Interesting Two Russian girls switched at birth to live next door to each other without exchanging parents  (english.pravda.ru) (39)


Sun October 30, 2011
(AP) Sad Pregnant woman involved in hit-and-run car crash dies after giving birth. Since the article doesn't mention the baby's father, we can assume this is the second hit-and-run she was a victim of this year  (hosted.ap.org) (136)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Science Daily) Interesting 2,700 year old picture of childbirth found at Etruscan dig site, complete with inscription reading "GIVE ME MY EPIDURAL OR I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF WITH THAT FARKING STETHOSCOPE"  (sciencedaily.com) (25)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Think Progress) Obvious Sheriff Joe tells lead birther Orly Taitz that he has his own super secret surprise evidence about the Kenyan communist nazi usurper to keep him off the 2012 ballot, but he can't tell anyone just yet because it's a secret. Shhhh  (thinkprogress.org) (130)
(Life.com) Misc Happy 125th birthday, Statue of Liberty. You're like America's very own huge green Orion slave girl ... but, you know, without the "Come do me, captain" smolder  (life.com) (61)


Thu October 27, 2011
(National Post) Interesting Lost hiker wrote name, social insurance number, and date of birth on his arm, possibly in attempt to make shortest episode of CSI ever  (news.nationalpost.com) (82)
(The Atlantic Wire) Followup Donald Trump thinks birtherism is political suicide, as does his hair  (theatlanticwire.com) (33)


Wed October 26, 2011
(CNN) Interesting GOP candidates called "birthers, smokers, jokers." Pickers, grinners, midnight tokers prepare to launch third party  (cnn.com) (63)
(Wonkette) Strange Just because you're a Birther, Oath Keeper and chaplain convicted of weapons charges while trying to citizen's arrest government officials, doesn't mean you can't also be a fan of dildos and tranny porn  (wonkette.com) (141)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Yahoo) Followup Kirk Cameron's sad birthday party photo was misleading because there was a huge crowd of friends standing behind the camera. They do exist; you can't see them but their presence is very real. Why can't you just take it on faith?  (news.yahoo.com) (131)


Mon October 24, 2011
(SFGate) Cool Statue of Liberty gets her first webcam for her 125th birthday, will let you see down her toga  (sfgate.com) (41)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Fail Rick Perry thinks Obama's birth certificate isn't real but Donald Trump's hair is  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (114)
(Wired) Cool Happy birthday iPod  (wired.com) (50)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Happy birthday Earth, 6015 years old today. Hey, she's legal in Europe  (weblogs.marylandweather.com) (172)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Labspaces.net) Scary Environmental deregulation would save business, create jobs, cause a 450% increase in birth defects, stimulate the economy...wait, what?  (labspaces.net) (155)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Daily Mail) Sappy Carla Bruni-Sarkozy gives birth to first French presidential baby. Immediately makes paparazzi surrender all photos  (dailymail.co.uk) (47)


Tue October 18, 2011
(The Sun) Spiffy Man suffers from rare condition where he has sex without waking up, leading to wife giving birth to a little nightmare  (thesun.co.uk) (86)
(WorldNetDaily) Fail Computer-generated birth certificate looks like Obama's real birth certificate, therefore Obama's real birth certificate is computer-generated  (wnd.com) (102)
(Daily Mail) Sad Cancer-stricken mother dies 23 days after giving birth to daughter she saved by refusing chemotherapy  (dailymail.co.uk) (149)


Fri October 14, 2011
(FilmDrunk) Sad Kirk Cameron always has the best birthday parties  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) (183)
(YouTube) Cool Happy Birthday to Thomas Dolby - She blinded me with science, biatches, yo  (youtube.com) (14)


Thu October 13, 2011
(YouTube) Spiffy It may be late in the evening, but you can still celebrate Paul Simon's 70th birthday  (youtube.com) (26)
(Bitten and Bound) Fail Hilary Swank, of 'Happy Birthday Mr. Chechen President' fame, had no idea Kadyrov was a bad guy. (pic, vid)  (bittenandbound.com) (28)
(Olney Daily Mail) Silly Some women celebrate their birthday with shopping, eating, or romantic nonsense. They obviously haven't heard about the annual Squirrel Count in Olney, Illinois  (olneydailymail.com) (21)


Wed October 12, 2011
(Short List) Sick You know times are tough when you're an Oscar-winning actress that has to wish happy birthday to an evil dictator just to pay rent  (shortlist.com) (67)

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