Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		What's better than a birthday dinner at your favorite restaurant? Seeing the UK Wildcats there and having them give you a cake and a signed ball after singing you a birthday song  (tmz.com)	(27)

Swamped by birther emails, government in Hawaii planning to ignore future requests. So, I guess that's finally settled  (huffingtonpost.com)

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		Judge upholds $20,000 fine against Orly Taitz, proving once and for all that Birthers have lost their appeal  (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(136)
		After birthday party, parents accidentally leave the birthday boy behind at the restaurant. Realizing their mistake after getting home, they frantically look for him 36 hours later  (detnews.com)	(164)
		Republican Attorney General of Virginia says it's "not beyond the realm of possibility" that Obama was born in Kenya - but remember, guys, birthers are only fringe members of the party  (dailykos.com)	(281)

(Washington Monthly)

Gay-bashing Virginia Attorney General tells voters he is considering not registering his kid for a social security number "because it is being used to track you". And yes, he's a birther too  (washingtonmonthly.com)

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		Comcast founder celebrates 90th birthday. Party to begin Thursday between 9 am and 5 pm; cake is free for first three months  (philly.com)	(53)
		One hundred and thirty one years ago, the greatest physicist in history was born. Happy birthday to Albert Einstein  (en.wikipedia.org)	(102)
		Behind the eyes of this mild senior citizen is the Baby of Bataan. Went to war at 14, POW for four years, sunk twice, survived a cave-in, narrowly missed Nagasaki. Relevant quote: "I can get you a birth certificate"  (azcentral.com)	(37)
		According to the World Health Organisation (WHO), the likelihood of a woman dying in childbirth in the US is five times greater than in Greece  (guardian.co.uk)	(268)

Happy birthday to the legendary Roy Haynes, still snapping and crackling at 84  (youtube.com)

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		Happy 30th birthday to the hottest redhead/blonde of subby's youth, Laura Prepon (Donna from That '70s Show)  (en.wikipedia.org)	(75)
		Happy birthday to vocalist Peter Wolf, best known for fronting the J. Geils Band. Here he is with the 80s earworm Centerfold  (youtube.com)	(30)

Gay Catholic ex-stripper awaits birth of twins carried by sister's husband. Ta-da  (blogs.villagevoice.com)

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		To celebrate her birthday, schoolgirl planned to give away lead party favors to 29 of her classmates  (stltoday.com)	(171)
		Happy 47th birthday to Jason Newsted, who played bass on Metallica's only good album, "Metallica." From that album is the classic nighttime lullaby "Enter Sandman"  (youtube.com)	(161)

In honor of Tone Loc's birthday, the dumbest Irish-alternative version of "Funky Cold Medina" you'll hear in the next four minutes or so  (youtube.com)

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		Top ten loudest toys ... or what to buy your sister's kid for his/her birthday  (baltimoresun.com)	(33)
		Former Rep. J.D. Hayworth, who's challenging John McCain in Arizona, says he was never a birther and said President Obama wasn't born in the US on his radio show, "to provoke conversation."  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(44)

Doctor says Obama has high cholesterol, finally proving to the Birthers that he is American    (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)

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(Mother Jones)

Birther, Truther, Tea Partier, Oath Keeper, freeper, Christian, and Fark Independent® named "Pray" prepares for the day "Hitlery" Clinton or Barack Hussein "Osama" declare martial law, unmask as lizzard people  (motherjones.com)

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Floridians baffled by new driver's license rules. "My Social Security card says Robert. My birth certificate says Bobby. They went and made me change my Social Security card to Bobby. I changed it and now I'm back"  (tampabay.com)

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		Arizona to change motto to "The Birther State"  (tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(144)
		Happy 60th birthday to the mighty George Thorogood. Raise a toast of "One Bourbon, One Scotch and One Beer" in celebration  (youtube.com)	(73)
		Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, Abe Vigoda celebrates his 89th birthday  (imdb.com)	(131)

Fox News implies that J.D. Hayworth, birther Republican running for McCain's senate seat, is a transsexual  (mediamatters.org)

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If you're wondering how he eats and breathes and other science facts, just repeat to yourself: "It's just Joel Hodgson's 50th birthday, I should really just relax"  (en.wikipedia.org)

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(techradar.com)		Tech Radar celebrates Photoshop's 20th birthday with a Fark shoutout: "In the hands of the manipulators at Fark.com... (Photoshop) cracks us up laughing." (3rd paragraph from the bottom)  (techradar.com)	(0)
		The latest birther theory: Obama was a CIA mole working for the Taliban in Afghanistan in the 80s. Aww, come on - it could be true. Couldn't it?  (salon.com)	(171)

(Some Ballbreaker)		Woman gives birth at an AC/DC concert after her uterine walls started shakin'  (spinner.com)	(14)
		Toad in Suriname gives birth out of its back. Now with cuddly vide-ooooooooohhh my God  (huffingtonpost.com)	(67)

		Senate hopeful suggests Obama got his birth certificate through identity theft  (azcentral.com)	(216)
		Why watching Oprah makes you a better person. Unless you have a birth mark on your head, then she makes you stabby  (msnbc.msn.com)	(28)

After giving birth to her 6th child, single mother's three bedroom home wasn't big enough. With the £80,000 a year housing allowance she's moved into the five bedroom house next door to Sir Paul McCartney  (dailymail.co.uk)

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Happy 36th birthday to Robbie Williams, who had his one and only hit with Take That's "Want You Back"  (youtube.com)

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"Twilight: Breaking Dawn" may be in 3-D, which could make the birth scene absolutely epic  (cinematical.com)

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		It's Leslie Nielsen's birthday? Surely you can't be serious?  (en.wikipedia.org)	(130)
		World Net Daily finally gets something right: The Becks and Breitbarts of the world aren't opposed to birtherism because they don't believe it, they're opposed because they think it's a losing issue that makes the right look bad  (wnd.com)	(339)

(Daily Beast)		We can thank the Democratic Party for "Birtherism"  (thedailybeast.com)	(218)
		Taylor Lautner says he is planning to have a "quiet birthday," though the shrieks of the creepy Twilight moms who are excited he's finally legal may hamper his plans  (contactmusic.com)	(40)

(Some Guy)		"I can give you absolutely conclusive and definitive proof that Obama's birth certificate does not exist. How else do you explain why Joe Biden is vice president?" Wait, what?  (washingtonindependent.com)	(91)
		Happy birthday to our ringleader, Drew  (en.wikipedia.org)	(250)
		Happy birthday to Eddie Izzard. Here's the immortal "Cake or Death?"  (youtube.com)	(62)
		Welcome to your mid-life crisis, baby. Happy 48th Birthday to Axl Rose  (youtube.com)	(21)

		Come for World Net Daily Founder and CEO Joseph Farah comparing the documentary evidence of the birth of Jesus with Obama, stay for his amazing mustache  (mediamatters.org)	(156)
		Today would have been the 99th birthday of the greatest President who ever lived, Ronald Reagan  (latimesblogs.latimes.com)	(402)
		Celebrating Bob Marley's birthday with an acoustic version of Redemption Song  (youtube.com)	(21)

Who dat gonna come to the Fark Super Bowl party in Vegas? Drew is, and it's gonna be his birthday too  (fark.com)

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Clowns crying on the inside as parents ditch expensive birthday parties  (customwire.ap.org)

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		Happy birthday, Mozart - it's time for your annual spin in the grave  (youtube.com)	(38)
(Some Guy)		The birthers' legal challenge against Obama seems to be backfiring on them as their legal bills go through the roof  (motherjones.com)	(200)
(Some Guy)		100-year old pedophile sent back to prison. So much for a birthday greeting on the Today Show  (skunkpost.com)	(126)
		January 26th is Eddie Van Halen's 55th birthday. Here he is playing an awesome solo before he got cancer from electromagnetic radiation holding a metal pick in his mouth. That's what Eddie says how it happened  (youtube.com)	(64)

Crack open a cold one and celebrate: Sunday is the 75th birthday of canned beer  (news.yahoo.com)

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He hasn't even been seated yet and Scott Brown is already in a slap fight with a birther Republican candidate  (tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)

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		Mystery visitor fails to leave roses on Edgar Allen Poe's grave for his birthday for the first time in 60 years. Nevermore?  (news.yahoo.com)	(109)
(Las Vegas Sun)		Kid Rock celebrates his 39th birthday in Vegas with a-paralyzed Iraq War vet. Now that's pretty cool, actually  (lasvegassun.com)	(48)

		Just in case Martha Coakley hadn't screwed up enough yet, add one more insanity to the resume of the man about to beat her: Scott Brown is a birther  (yglesias.thinkprogress.org)	(384)
		Odds of having same name, same birthday as someone else? About 2 to 5 years  (tampabay.com)	(89)
		Cubs fans can expect a renovation of the stadium and its surrounding environs in time for Wrigley Field's 100th birthday. However, they can still look forward to seeing the same shiatty, mediocre home team at every game  (chicagotribune.com)	(70)
		Happy Birthday Jim Carrey, here is his best "In Living Color" sketch  (youtube.com)	(62)
(Some Guy)		Man celebrates his 77th birthday by biking 77 miles. Wasn't as fun as the year he turned 69    (news-record.com)	(32)

		Today is Sade's birthday. She turned 51. You do remember Sade, don't you?  (youtube.com)	(37)
		Happy 100th birthday, Dizzy Dean  (youtube.com)	(19)
		Ugly-arse baby Asian elephant born at Melbourne Zoo. No really, it's ug... who am I kidding? That thing's adorable  (theage.com.au)	(35)

Today is Clarence Carter's 74 birthday. Here he is performing his risque song Strokin'  (youtube.com)

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"The White House on Thursday confirmed receipt of a letter from U.S. Rep. Nathan Deal that formally asks Barack Obama to address questions about his place of birth." Your move, Mr. Soetoro  (wnd.com)

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Happy Birthday, Rush Limbaugh  (corner.nationalreview.com)

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Looks like birthday parties are the only place you'll see Tobey McGuire wearing a Spiderman costume. Studio planning a reboot without Raimi and the actors from the first three Spiderman movies  (imdb.com)

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In celebration of one of the world's best guitarists on his birthday... six minutes of Jimmy Page  (youtube.com)

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We can't pass the King of Rock and Roll's 75th birthday without a single celebratory link. Here's Mojo Nixon's "Elvis Is Everywhere"  (youtube.com)

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		Lil Wayne's "Rebirth" is delayed yet again. At this point, they should just call it "Afterbirth"  (contactmusic.com)	(54)
		Glenn Beck claims the birther issue is the 'Dumbest thing I've ever heard,' Obama's political dream come true. Yes, you just read that correctly. Bonus: Conservative subby's link is WND with a confidently neutral bias  (wnd.com)	(352)

		Happy 50th Birthday, Michael Stipe. Everybody hurts, especially when you're middle-aged and you reach for a mug to make Sanka and you pull a muscle in your back  (en.wikipedia.org)	(54)
		Matthew McConaughey's long-time girlfriend Camilla Alves gives birth to baby girl; which is, like, you know, something he's totally, like, stoked about  (starpulse.com)	(19)

Put turkey in the oven. Check. Drive to hospital. Check. Give birth. Check. Drive back home one hour after giving birth. Check. Serve Christmas Dinner. Check. Top that, Martha Stewart  (foxnews.com)

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		Father and son force their way into wrong house to pick up another son from a birthday party. Homeowner gets all Second Amendmenty on them  (suntimes.com)	(662)
(Some Guy)		It's Tiger Woods' 34th birthday today. What kind of gifts do you think he'll get?  (media.worldgolf.com)	(62)

Zac Efron gave his girlfriend/co-star Vanessa Hudgens something fruity for her birthday. Other than himself, that is  (starpulse.com)

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A happy 59th birthday to the archetypal "oh, THAT guy" actor, Jon Polito  (youtube.com)

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"Teenagers are using repeat abortions as a form of birth control, with some girls having four or more terminations by the age of 18"  (dailymail.co.uk)

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Scientists discover link between the mother's occupation and specific birth defects. Risks higher for custodians, lower for teachers. In the case of your mom, it explains the dimpling in the top of your head  (abcnews.go.com)

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(Racialicious)		Witness the birth of a new law of the tubes. Bonus Ebert endorsement on the trackback page  (racialicious.com)	(75)
		Of 20 kids born in a town in the past year, 5 had birth defects and 3 died. Local toxic waste dump owners say their dump is safe and something else must be to blame  (sacbee.com)	(167)
		In observance of the 60th birthdays of Barry and the late Maurice Gibb, it's Al Green in full testifyin' mode on "How Can You Mend A Broken Heart"  (youtube.com)	(22)
(Some Guy)		"The birthers, the militias, the lifers- it is unbearable to them for the presidency of Barack Obama to exist....the lying time is over....there will be a reckoning."  (thejoshuablogs.blogspot.com)	(277)

Ten cities that missed the housing market, including such great places as Texarkana, TX/AR and the birthplace of Ryan Leaf  (realestate.yahoo.com)

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		Happy 76th Birthday Tim Conway, one of the best comedic minds of our time. Proof to the left  (youtube.com)	(93)
		New geneological research reveals that Obama and Warren Buffet are actually distant cousins. Orly Tiatz immediately files suit demanding to see Buffet's birth certificate  (news.yahoo.com)	(145)

		In observance of Morris Day's 52nd birthday, here's "The Bird" as interpreted by the Fukui Prefecture Special Wind Orchestra  (youtube.com)	(26)
		News: President Obama wishes everyone a happy Hanukkah. Fark: Immediately, the Birthers claim he was born in Israel. Total Fark: This is not from the Onion  (huffingtonpost.com)	(134)

		"Quiverfull" religion Duggar family cranks out number 19 three months early at 1lb, 6 oz., showing what happens when you have unsafe sects  (chicagotribune.com)	(577)
(Some Guy)		Man skydiving to celebrate his 70th birthday dies in mid-fall  (sheppnews.com.au)	(105)

The most tasteless and hilarious birthday wish given by a news broadcast you'll see today  (youtube.com)

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(Some Guy)		A female polar bear named Aisaqvaq, gives birth to two cubs at a Canadian Zoo. Employees state she is exhibiting good maternal behavior which is great since last time she gave birth to a cub she ate it  (melodika.net)	(72)
		Happy 94th birthday, Eli Wallach. May you only visit Sad Hill cemetery to look for Arch Stanton  (youtube.com)	(44)

Sarah Palin goes full retard, becomes a birther. No, this is not a repeat from April 18, 2008  (huffingtonpost.com)

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Washington Times catches heat for running "birther" ad featuring three wise monkeys. Cue "That's Racist" kid  (thinkprogress.org)

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News: Man gets stuck in underground crevice known as the "Birth Canal" for nearly 24 hours before rescuers free him. Fark: They accidently drop him back in and he's stuck again  (sltrib.com)

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		Today would have been William F. Buckley's 84th birthday, so here's a primer for Republicans to get reacquainted with what the GOP was like before it was all about the family-values weasels who cruise for trade after dark  (article.nationalreview.com)	(149)
		Happy 5th Birthday, World of Warcraft  (telegraph.co.uk)	(442)

		"Shuttle astronaut ... learns of the birth [of his daughter] ... while he orbited 200 feet above the earth." 200 feet? Nice work, ABC News  (abcnews.go.com)	(53)
		Wish a happy 59th birthday to Little Steven Van Zandt with "Until The Good Is Gone"  (youtube.com)	(19)

		Well, this billboard will sure bring people over to the Birther cause. Bonus: crass Ft. Hood mention  (huffingtonpost.com)	(120)
		Miley Cyrus dressed as a prostitute for her seventeenth birthday party. Of course, the outfit was already in her closet, so maybe that doesn't count  (contactmusic.com)	(55)