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31 headlines found matching 'birds'
Fri July 14, 2017
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Study finds ravens are amazing problem solvers but still four games out of first
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Gun = 'Murica. Gun + ATV = Total 'Murica. Gun + ATV + Bald eagle = Peak 'Murica. Shooting bald eagle + Running it over with ATV = 'MURICA OVERLOAD
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Tue July 11, 2017
(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Des Moines Cockfighting Ring is the name of my Dead Kennedys tribute band
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Your discarded cigarette butts are making their way into birds' nests to fight off parasites
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Children forced to flee playgrounds after attacks from a flock of seagulls. "I just ran, I ran so far away, I couldn't get away," said 8-year-old Horace Ipswitch of Sussex
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
USAF Thunderbirds pilots can do amazing aerial stunts and close maneuvering. Landing in a heavy downpour, on the other hand
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Whether a bird's egg is round or pointy depends on how well the bird flies
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Of course a hot air bag would mock wind energy. Especially in a state that uses the most of it
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Tue June 20, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
EF-0 tornado touches in Maryland. EF-0? So, what, some hummingbirds were flying in a circle or something? Good luck with the rebuild, guys
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby takes care of a friend's exotic birds and is thinking of getting one like an African Gray. He is looking for more advice on macaws, cockatoos, other parrots, etc.? Do you or know somebody that owns one and what advice would you give?
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Futurism)
 
 
 
You thought robots coming for your job was bad. Now they're replacing birds of prey
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You know who else really likes Disneyland? Well, not these 17 people. Or the Anaheim Fire Department hazmat team. The geese, however, seemed quite content with their visit
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Quoth the raven: "I won't forget this, asshole"
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Thu June 08, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Wars Episode V: The Unbondaging. It is a dark time for hockey. A tight series is tied at 2, but Pierre pursues the teams across the US. Evading the dreaded Bergman, two teams battle for the series lead at the ice arena PPG. Birds/Perds @ 8 pm ET
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Mon June 05, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Tonight in the Johnny Sex Finals the Perds go for series bondage while the Birds go for The Dreaded Two Game Lead. Kessel goes for hot dogs. Perds fans go to the fish market. We go to chloroform Pierre. Pens/Perds game 4 @ 8pm ET on CBC and NBC
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Want to ever think about retiring? Flock to Latin America with the rest of the snowbirds so you can live an upper-class lifestyle on $1,500 a month
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Sat June 03, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's said a series doesn't really start until the home team loses. The Perds really hope that's true as the Johnny Sex Final shifts to Smashville with them looking for their 1st win. Beware flying catfish & Pierre's voice, Birds/Perds game 3 @ 8pm ET
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Smoking and drinking till you're 111 years old is...well...actually the way to go through life
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Wed May 31, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Johnny Sex Final game 2. All are looking to rebound from game 1's strangeness. Can Rinne get his save percentage above .636? Can the Pens only go 36 minutes without a shot? Can we get some Krazy Glue for Pierre? Birds/Perds @ 8pm ET
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Sun May 28, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
What do you do with a small dead gray whale, what do you do with a small dead gray whale, what do you do with a small dead gray whale early in the morning?
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Wed May 17, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Peachy: 17-year Brood X cicadas are spawning in DC. Impeachy: Four years ahead of schedule
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Wed May 10, 2017
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Cops bust giant cock fighting ring. 130 fighting cocks seized. Many cocks had to be euthanized in some sort of cock gas chamber or something. Other cocks survived the ordeal uninjured. Cock. 🐓
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Fri April 28, 2017
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Parents concerned after more than 100 vultures start hanging out on elementary school grounds. Then again it's Robert E, Lee Elementary, so maybe it's just karma
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Thu April 20, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Replace "Japan" with "Malta" and "whales" with "birds" and you get the gist of this article
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
The neighbor's maple is dropping whirlybirds on your driveway. What do you do? Fark: Try to rip the limb down and punch your neighbor's son
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Tue April 11, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Decepticon Island keeps killing penguins with lava; Autobots realize this because the birds' keep pooping in the energon
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Protip for college students: Don't leave your clothes outside for two weeks because you're too lazy to do your laundry at your dorm, birds will make a nest inside your pants
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
My employee caused another employee to get hit by a car, how do I sweep this under the rug?
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Tue April 04, 2017
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Here's Buzz Aldrin doing a flyby of the Kennedy Space Center with the USAF Thunderbirds. At 87, this cool you will not be
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Sun April 02, 2017
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Thunderbirds are go ... for 87-year-old astronaut Buzz Aldrin today
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Sat March 25, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
These teams are one game away from the Final Four. Who will win the battle of the Catholic schools between Xavier and Gonzaga? Which birds will prevail between the Ducks and the Jayhawks? Is your bracket still good? Elite Eight begins at 6 PM EDT
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