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82 headlines found matching 'bing'
Tue June 02, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Police: performing a sex act with a McChicken sandwich is gross and disturbing, but not necessarily illegal
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(112)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
This stair-climbing wheelchair just made the world a bit more accessible for everyone who has a stair-climbing wheelchair. Which is, like, maybe one guy?
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Mon June 01, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
EL James to release fanfic based on her earlier fanfic. We're through the moist, throbbing wormhole
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(37)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Help! Subbing for AP Honors Law teacher today, they are working on Moot Court Oral Arguments I'm up shiat creek because I'm a choir teacher
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(180)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
J-walk in front of a bicyclist? That's a stabbing
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(29)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(Xinhua)
 
 
 
"Vancouverites are feeling defensive this week after being labeled by The Economist magazine as a mind-numbingly boring city that has become too safe and predictable"
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(100)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Dustin 'Screech' Diamond convicted for stabbings that took place in Wisconsin bar on Christmas day. Judge expected to show leniency because... c'mon, the guy's had a rough few years. He spent Christmas day in a Wisconsin bar fer chrissakes
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Fri May 29, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
No officer, grabbing a masseuse's hand and putting it on your junk it NOT sexual assault. Well, it IS, but SHE is not the one doing the assaulting
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(72)
 
(Fox 4 Now)
 
 
 
Why'd the Florida man slash the woman's tires? She got to the bingo hall B4 him
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(19)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
The gun grabbing has begun. Target: Ohio
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(118)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
We're live on air here and later we'll be clubbing a small animal to death with a bicycle pump. Here's Sofia with the weather
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(99)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(Crawley News)
 
 
 
Old ladies collapse on such a regular basis at bingo halls in England, the policy is just to carry on playing
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(15)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The Kanye West RPG has been hiding a disturbing secret: The fact that there is a Kanye West RPG
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(23)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(Wired)
 
 
 
Guide to boldly binge-watching an ancient sci-fi TV show that you may have missed during its first timeline
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(108)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
If you need to pay your girlfriend's bail, robbing a bank should not be the first option
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(14)
 
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Walmart that closed down a month ago for "plumbing problems" has yet to file for a plumbing permit
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(159)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYPD looking for man who went clubbing with his hammer pants
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(26)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Woman takes 'crime spree' to whole new level by robbing three banks in 30 minutes
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(23)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
After absorbing a record 361 punches, THIS is a UFC fighter's face
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(32)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Swiss develop a disturbingly fantastic warning ad about cell phone use.... It's always the quiet countries that do this stuff, you never suspect them
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(24)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The director of the Iraqi national symphony (a) lives in Dubai and never works with the musicians, (b) siphons all the symphony's money into his personal bank accounts, or (c) plays his cello for rescuers and victims at bombing sites
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(24)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Neither carjacking, robbery, or stabbing in the back shall keep a Spinelli's pizza delivery man from delivering his pie
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(32)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The father of the Boston Bombing perpetrator had PTSD which is somehow relevant to the sentencing
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(82)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Chinese man who collapsed after 14-day web binge begs paramedics to turn on his computer: "Leave me alone and turn on the computer for me. I want to surf the internet"
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(54)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bad: Stabbing in a public park. Strange: Victim is a moose
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(20)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Former 'Baywatch' star Jeremy Jackson arrested for stabbing a man rather than rescuing him
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(8)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
While you spend time walking the dog, paying the bills, and cooking the dinner, a bubble of cold space is bobbing in the cosmos
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Sat April 25, 2015
(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
While Marathon bombing victims pay for motels, meals, parking and hobble into court, the Feds have quietly flown in Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's relatives in from Kyrgyzstan and put them up under guard at the Hampton Inn...to testify for him
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(174)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Mattel will no longer make SeaWorld Trainer Barbie. Jury is still out on Harp Seal Poaching Barbie with clubbing action
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(5)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So that's why aunt Mabel talks our ears off when she gets back from the bingo hall
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Wed April 22, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Who can take his girlfriend, on a tryst or two / Disturbing all the neighbors with the antics that they do / The handyman can, oh the handyman can
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(25)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Have you ever reached the point in your binge watching that it's become so tedious and boring you just want to hurry up and finish? That's called purge watching, and it happens when shows dip in quality, like Mad Men, Nip/Tuck, and Sons of Anarchy
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Tue April 21, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ever have more than five? Congratulations, you're binge drinking. Let's all raise a glass to Alcohol Awareness Month
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(57)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Environmentalists protest clean, renewable geothermal energy, presumably after binge watching Captain Planet and cheering for Hoggish Greedley
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(37)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
For those of you with 260 hours to kill, here are the most ridiculously long binge watches available on streaming services
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(Alpinist)
 
 
 
Climbing one of the "Six Great North Walls of the Alps" is a major mountaineering achievement. Climbing all six is amazing. Climbing all six solo is freakish--especially if you climb them all in a single winter, and half of them for the first time
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Sat April 18, 2015
(Judicial Watch)
 
 
 
In response to an earlier report describing an ISIS camp on the US/Mexico border, the FBI has set up a task force that is meeting to determine their strategy to bag the whistleblower of the story. Sleep well
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Fri April 17, 2015
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Julius Caesar may have suffered mini strokes, not epilepsy. Conclusion based on accounts of his final symptoms being a series of stabbing pains
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Thu April 16, 2015
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
No explanation on why parrot on a caffeine binge was driving but at least it survived the crash
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(34)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Another cop who can't mind his own business goes rogue...finding diner's lost wedding ring in plumbing while moonlighting as restaurant chef: "In the past year when it seems all you hear and see on TV are negative things about police officers"
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
You know the economy is bad when thieves on bikes using slingshots are robbing San Francisco stores. Hey, it's cheaper than bullets and gasoline
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Wed April 15, 2015
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Walmart customers are not exactly buying the plumbing line
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Tue April 14, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Who can name 3 disturbing things in the Mom's home?
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(25)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Nookie Monster arrested in Times Square after grabbing teen's breasts
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(58)
 
(Fairbanks Daily Newsminer)
 
 
 
Perhaps the biggest risk of robbing someone by bike is that they could beat you and steal your bike
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Politico: "Is the news from Iraq getting better?" As of submission of this headline, no one has yet to claim responsibility for a series of car-bombings in and around Baghdad this morning, so that's a plus...I guess
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Sun April 12, 2015
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Jaden Smith takes on gender-specific clothing by wearing female gender-specific clothing, in much the same way Fark takes on beer bingeing by drinking whiskey
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Tue April 07, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Warner Bros. aims to bring one of your many childhood nightmares to the big screen by grabbing the movie rights to "Five Nights at Freddy's"
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Mon April 06, 2015
(News 10 ABC Sacramento)
 
 
 
Which is more disturbing: the serial killer, or the man collecting serial killer 'murderabilia' to sell?
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Wed April 01, 2015
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Spokesman from Red Lobster would like to point out the sharp side pain was not caused by their delicious Cheddar Bay Biscuits™ but by a prior stabbing
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(47)
 
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
"The Maple Leafs have managed to produce a team that is not just bad, but appears to not give a damn. It's almost rubbing it in people's faces, the lack of effort. And they are the least likable group of professional athletes I have ever been around"
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(60)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin just binged 'The Walking Dead' and figured out a brilliant solution for how to survive the zombie apocalypse
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Wed March 25, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Twitter argument leads to stabbing
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(39)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(ITV)
 
 
 
A 'minesweeping' pig has been barred from a pub bar and slapped with a booze ban after it started robbing pints and headbutting drinkers (pics)
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(43)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Thirteen-year-old NYC teen tackles one of the world's toughest rock climbing routes like a boss, becoming the first female to do so
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(62)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Like blind dates and speed dating weren't stupid enough on your own, now you can go blindfolded speed dating. Hope you like the feel of strangers rubbing their hands all over your face
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(26)
 
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Local news reports that kids are getting high by rubbing Burt's Bees peppermint lip gloss on their eyes, and by "reports" we mean "found an urban legend on the internet that was debunked a year ago"
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Thu March 19, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Badgers slammed with spades in heartless attacks, hope to bridge the savagery by remaining tough as diamonds and deal with such a clubbing
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How do you take your coffee? I take mine milk, four sugars, no stabbing
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(25)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Ex-owner of the NJ strip club used as the Bada Bing on "The Sopranos" sentenced to
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Fri March 13, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In addition to wall climbing, geckos have a second superpower. The ability to make water leap from their skin
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(8)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC stabbing victim forced to wait 30 minutes for ambulance, so his next stabbing is free
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(50)
 
(Bit9)
 
 
 
Buzzwords "Analytics" and "Orchestration" join "Synergy" and "Proactive" to create the most annoying bingo card of all time (Sponsored link)
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(99)
 
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Hell's Grannies strike again, bombing another South Jersey town
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(19)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(Kill Some Time)
 
 
 
Rock Climbing level: Ninja Gaiden
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(29)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
This farmer saved a freezing baby cow named Leroy by taking it for a swim in a hot tub. Leroy is "done hot-tubbing" but "sunbathing is definitely in his future out in the grass"
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(57)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you can't make it to the gym in 26 minutes maybe you should think about buying a chair that converts into a rowing machine or transforming your living room into a climbing gym
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(21)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You can take a dog camping, skateboarding, hunting, jogging, and bicycling with you, but only a shelter cat will go rock climbing with you
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(40)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man arrested for simple battery after going up to random people, grabbing them and slapping them because...well, he doesn't need a reason other than Florida
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(14)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stabbing your mother 11 times, and cutting off your penis with scissors isn't normal, but on miao miao it might be
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(55)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Wisconsin VA Hospital nicknamed "candy land" for overprescribing pain pills. No word on whether the pills are delivered by a system of chutes and ladders
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(57)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
America's worst police force is NOT in NYC, St. Louis, or even LA, it's in loving warm, sunshining and 'clubbing' Puerto Rico. Welcome to the beatdown paradise
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(10)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Linguistic experts consider dumbing down the English language to make spelling easier for Fark submitters
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(176)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
"The I/O blender, the computing term for describing input/output, is the common phrase for describing performance in virtualised environments. Picture what the contents of a blender look like when you push the pulse button - that's I/O blender"
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(32)
 
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Looks like crime does indeed pay. Arbitrator orders state to pay $6.5 million in film tax credit money to guy convicted of bribing the Louisiana Film Commissioner for film tax credits
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(21)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
See what the buzz is about with a new beehive design that extracts honey without disturbing the bees
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(36)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
A mother and her boyfriend take their 3-year-old daughter with them to a liquor store they plan on robbing. The man shoots himself in the leg, and he and the woman leave, trying to hide evidence. They forgot the kid, of course
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(39)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Can Scotland show up like Ireland or will New Zealand turn it into a drubbing? It's your Cricket World Cup day four discussion thread. Match starts at 5 PM EST
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(106)
 


Sat February 14, 2015
(WWLP)
 
 
 
Of all the things you can use to hide your face while robbing a Mini-Mart, camouflage boxer-brief underwear probably isn't the best choice
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(30)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NBC now probing Brian Williams' claim that he was present for the birth of Jesus or something
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(63)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
You never know when you might stumble upon an orca pod rubbing their bellies on beach rock next to the shore
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(6)
 
(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Dressing like Hitler and posting a photo where Jewish people gather as a "great bombing time" on Facebook, is not a hate crime, as long as your father is a state trooper sergeant
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(62)
 

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