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Sat May 18, 2013

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		Photoshop this banged up big ball source: cdn.theatlantic.com \| share:	(17)
		Many issues are settled, but no lack of drama. There are battles for the Europa League as well as a big fight to stay in the top league. Also, today is Jupp Heynckes's final match as coach of FC Bayern. Your Matchday 34 (and final) Bundesliga thread source: bundesliga.com \| share:	(12)

Fri May 17, 2013

		Obama's Rose Parade of scandals: a crash course on the perils of big government source: nationalreview.com \| share:	(111)

		New thermal imaging footage clearing shows Bigfoot in New Mexico, providing Republicans with further proof he's in this country illegally source: hoaxandconspiracyvideos.com \| share:	(24)

Thu May 16, 2013

		Dear Prudie: Our brother's schlong is much bigger & prettier than ours or our father's. Should we ask Mom whether she had an affair? source: slate.com \| share:	(202)
		₵h£$€a Football Club concludes their biggest problem is they don't spend nearly enough on players, which they intend to remedy source: guardian.co.uk \| share:	(32)

Wed May 15, 2013

Sun releases XXX flares, flashes its big ol' coronas

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Tue May 14, 2013

Looking for a bigger scandal than IRS, Benghazi, and the 9/11 cover-up?

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Mon May 13, 2013


		Natalie Portman's son Aleph has gotten SO BIG. No, seriously, that's the headline source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(69)
		J.J Abrams says he was never a big fan of Star Trek. Yeah, we can tell source: today.com \| share:	(211)
		Joe Biden to give the University of Pennsylvania commencement address today: "Eat fast, die young, and kick all y'alls asses to the curb, cause big Joe is gonna tear this mutherfarker up. Who wants Jello shots? WOOOOOOOO" source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(116)
		World War Z is receiving a lot of press before its June premiere. Unfortunately, it's the same type of press that John Carter of Mars and Battleship got before their premieres; in short, this movie is destined to be 2013's biggest bomb source: deadline.com \| share:	(166)

Sun May 12, 2013

Iron Man 3 is still golden at the box office, its $75 million weekend making it the top film at the box office. Baz Luhrmann's unfaithful adaptation of The Great Gatsby is a big #2 with $52 million, and the latest Tyler Perry film bombs

source: deadline.com | share:

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Fri May 10, 2013

		Five. Five dollar. Five dollar Big Mac may be healthier than a five dollar footlong (ok, 11 inches long) Subway hero source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(83)
		Comedian Lisa Lampanelli loses 106 pounds, still has a really big mouth source: ibtimes.com \| share:	(72)

Thu May 09, 2013

		After deciding it was a bad idea to idle the workers at the Kaesong industrial complex, Best Korea asks big Chinese brother if they can mow his lawn or wash his windows. China's response: No thanks, we're good source: ajw.asahi.com \| share:	(69)
		Hillary's big Benghazi lie - having the audacity to depend on more than one source of information source: townhall.com \| share:	(64)

Wed May 08, 2013

		"We hope that, as the Japanese economy grows, we can also help bust sizes to get bigger" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(128)
		In today's world, it's okay to be a bigot as long as there's a D beside your name source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	(74)

Tue May 07, 2013

		Teenagers collect more than 25,000 cans of food to donate to charity. Oh, and also build the world's biggest food-can pyramid source: nj.com \| share:	(37)
		Talking point: House GOP advances pro-family bill that promotes time off to spend with family. Reality: It's a big business-backed bill that does away with overtime. Back to work serf source: motherjones.com \| share:	(214)

Mon May 06, 2013

Sun May 05, 2013

Iron Man 3 earns platinum status as it overtakes Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows Part 2 to earn the second-biggest debut, though it's still a bit behind The Avengers

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Sat May 04, 2013

A woman in mismatched plaid, a big-chinned Castleton graduate, and a man in pink figure into Time Chases from MST3K season 8. Mike, Servo, and Crow give us a classic episode. "His chin butt is engulfing her"

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Fri May 03, 2013

		For US diplomats, "Speak softly and carry a big stick" has turned to "Speak loudly and flail around with the stick like a blindfolded drunk going after a piñata" source: foreignpolicy.com \| share:	(76)
		First season of Big Brother Canada ends in major controversy when jury member accidentally votes for the wrong person. Bonus: When she casts her vote, she claims to be "150% Confident" source: huffingtonpost.ca \| share:	(23)
		Pentagon beefs up its biggest "bunker buster" bomb. Iranian generals seen whistling, slowly backing away from nuclear sites source: upi.com \| share:	(106)

Thu May 02, 2013

		Bigfoot Hoax Video Checklist: Guy in woolly gorilla suit✓ Shaky camera work ✓ Sasquatch sleeping bag✓ Wait. What? source: bubblews.com \| share:	(76)
(Some Press Release)		As part of "Big Event Strategy," almost all NBC shows and networks will be used to flog this Saturday's Kentucky Derby. That includes Saturday Night Live, whose host and cast will contribute content to race coverage source: fangsbites.com \| share:	(51)

Tue April 30, 2013

		Bagram crash recorded on dashcam--oh, my. A big airplane like that shouldn't just stop in mid-air source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(537)
		One big difference between the Mig-35 and the F-22 is that one of these has customers source: janes.com \| share:	(68)
		If you flew out of Seattle recently and parked your car on the sixth floor of the garage, you've got a big surprise waiting for you source: komonews.com \| share:	(20)
		The trick to photographing naked people at the beach is to use a big, old box camera on a 25 pound tripod so everybody sees you're an artist and not a voyeur source: bostonherald.com \| share:	(49)

Mon April 29, 2013

		Brad "The Animal" Lesley, MLB pitcher/wildman who later starred on Japanese TV for "MXC" and in Hollywood for "Little Big League" and "Space Jam," is dead at 54 of kidney failure source: tmz.com \| share:	(11)
		Bitcoin is an awesome way to "shield your assets" from governments, says big VC. That's different from dodging taxes because cough cough whoops look at the time gotta run source: forbes.com \| share:	(50)
		There are three kinds of college parties: big parties, massive parties, and parties that are so big that it takes 15 police units, a SWAT team and tear gas to break up the ensuing 800-person riot source: collegian.com \| share:	(54)

Sun April 28, 2013

		Iron Man 3 is bigger and better than The Avengers. 'Nuff said source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(107)
		Michael Bay's Pain & Gain wins a painful weekend at the box office with $20 million, Tom Cruise's rehashed Oblivion was a fitting #2, while Robert DeNiro's The Big Wedding was a big flop source: deadline.com \| share:	(46)

Sat April 27, 2013

	Saturday Night MMA: UFC 159, Featuring Jon Jones vs Chael Sonnen for the Light Heavyweight Title. Also Bisping vs Belcher and Big Country vs Cheik Kongo. Facebook prelims stream at 6:35 PM ET, FX prelims at 8 PM ET, Main card PPV at 10 PM ET source: ufc.com \| share:	(883)
(Some Guy)	Five things to remember if you encounter a Bigfoot source: drvhitz.com \| share:	(25)
	Today's hot high school teacher with big ears sex scandal comes from Newport News, Virginia source: wtkr.com \| share:	(119)
	Photoshop this big '70's 'O' source: pdnphotooftheday.com \| share:	(19)

Fri April 26, 2013

		"Hey, what's this big ol' plane part doing crammed in this back alley near the WTC...ohhhh" source: nbcnewyork.com \| share:	(199)
		Karl Rove praise president Bush saying "he got the big things right". Needing to Invade Iraq to secure Saddam's WMD's and keeping the banking system fom total collapse were apparently fiddlin' small details and minor trivia source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(123)

Thu April 25, 2013

		Photoshop this big bundle source: s.wsj.net \| share:	(14)
		Who will be the biggest steal? Who will be the biggest bust? Who will be the latest addition(s) to the NY Jets Draft Blunders video? Find out the answers and more in the official discussion thread for the 2013 NFL Draft (8 eastern, ESPN) source: espn.go.com \| share:	(1959)
		'Lone Ranger' Armie Hammer to star in 'Man From U.N.C.L.E.' big-screen adaptation. Bad news: He has to co-star with Tom Cruise. Worst news: Guy Ritchie is set to direct source: deadline.com \| share:	(47)
		Was reefer madness behind Dzhokhar's dazed and confused behavior and his half baked plans? The Dude was always in search of The Big High and had a permanent stench of Mary Jane, and sold cripple, magic, ganja, 420, to acquaintances. #hash source: slate.com \| share:	(143)
		"I knew it was wrong, but I didn't think it would be a big deal," says the mother who left her 8 year old son alone with a gun in the house source: wesh.com \| share:	(101)

Wed April 24, 2013

(Some Guy)	Ever wonder how the A-12 was transported from Skunkworks to Area 51 without anyone seeing the aircraft? Answer: A really big box source: roadrunnersinternationale.com \| share:	(101)
	Girl born without bones can now walk and dance thanks to new miracle drug. Her best friends, including a guy with a fiery disposition, a hard-to-see gal, and a big lumbering brute, said to be ecstatic source: foxnews.com \| share:	(87)
	EA releases first major patch to fix some of SimCity's biggest issues, and it goes about as well as you'd expect source: pcgamesn.com \| share:	(93)
	Biggest question facing the Lakers in Game 2 of NBA playoffs? Should Kobe Bryant once again live-tweet the game? source: latimes.com \| share:	(39)

Tue April 23, 2013

		L.A. Clippers go up 2-0 as their smallest man on the court makes the game's biggest shot (w/video) source: deadspin.com \| share:	(31)
		America is more racist and bigoted than ever - USA USA USA source: guardianlv.com \| share:	(86)

Mon April 22, 2013

		Worst female driver in the world vs. biggest douchebags in the world source: ktvb.com \| share:	(173)
		Back in the '60s there was a big scandal in Argentina when a bishop got married. When he was dying in the hospital, his wife became such good friends with the priest ministering to her that he called her every week--until he became Pope Francis source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(70)
		Xenu ensures Tom Cruise's Oblivion is the #1 film at the box office, bringing in $38 million and giving Cruise one of his biggest openings ever. Meanwhile, 42 was #2 and everyone has forgotten about Evil Dead source: insidemovies.ew.com \| share:	(102)

Sat April 20, 2013

		Big Pharma titans GlaxoSmithKline and Astellas in competition to produce world's first high-altitude anemia pills, desperately needed by both suffering anemics and win-at-all-costs Lance Armstrong-like bastards source: reuters.com \| share:	(10)
		CEO of UK's biggest department store gives his $3.6 million bonus to employees. Or as American CEOs call that, stark raving insanity source: upi.com \| share:	(45)
		Earthquake rocks China's Sichuan 70 dead, over 2000 injured. Not a bomb, but it "felt like a big one" source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(38)
		Cue pet shop scene from "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" with Pee Wee coming out with the snakes source: denver.cbslocal.com \| share:	(40)
		Viewers continue to flee from Nicki Minaj, resulting in a repeat of The Big Bang Theory beating American Idol in the ratings source: variety.com \| share:	(45)

Thu April 18, 2013

		Look, I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation as to why Rep Mike Rogers, the primary driver for CISPA, neglected to mention the big payday his wife's former cybersecurity defense contracting company stands to receive if the Bill passes source: techdirt.com \| share:	(57)
		Big Government knows when you are sleepin', Big Government knows when you're awake, Big Government knows your BMI, Big Government knows if you've been good or bad, Big Government is coming for you source: americanthinker.com \| share:	(116)

Wed April 17, 2013

		And the nation's most challenged book is ... Captain Underpants, a really big threat to society source: wisconsingazette.com \| share:	(78)
		In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the budget cuts and bad reports about lack of vision, you haven't. NASA is threatening to stay on track to get a manned mission to Mars in 2021. Bonus...big rocket source: science.nbcnews.com \| share:	(49)

Tue April 16, 2013

Robert Downey Jr. says Robert Downey Jr. is one of the best actors of his generation. But it's not that big a deal, all of the other actors just pretty much suck

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Mon April 15, 2013

Sun April 14, 2013

Just when you thought the internet couldn't get any more depraved, a Washington woman is getting paid to post pictures of food of balanced on her giant ass. "Often plates of doughnuts or pizzas to show how big it is"

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Sat April 13, 2013

Bundesliga: The Denouement. Today's big one is Schalke-Leverkusen with a Champions League place potentially at stake. Will Bayern play their B team or try to break all the records? How many will BVB ring up on Fürth? Your Matchday 29 thread

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Fri April 12, 2013

		What if you were under constant surveillance by a computer programmed to write speeding tickets? You'd be a good case study of ambiguous specifications source: blog.practicalethics.ox.ac.uk \| share:	(8)
		Ten GI Joes who will never appear on the big screen. Really? Tomax and Xamot are too campy for a theatrical release? source: toplessrobot.com \| share:	(65)

Thu April 11, 2013

"5 takeaways from the Obama budget" including: no grand, big sham, peace budget, didn't fudge it and EVERYONE HATES YOU

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Wed April 10, 2013

		Got some spare time? Olympia Beer is offering $1 million to anyone who can "ensure the safe capture" or provide "irrefutable evidence" of Bigfoot source: blog.seattlepi.com \| share:	(80)
		The five biggest flop, worst-selling car models of all time. It's not surprising that the Pontiac Aztek is on the list, but the 1964 Studebaker Wagonaire "convertible station wagon" actually seems kinda cool source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(210)
		Smart: Avoiding a big car payment by buying a nice used car. Dumbass: Avoiding a big car payment by taking out a 97-month long car loan on a new car source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	(109)

Tue April 09, 2013

		The next big thing: hallway swimming source: gaterrocks.com \| share:	(22)
		Hey students, now teachers know when you're done reading your E-books, or if you've read them at all. Think of it as Big Brother but in a good way, it's for your own good source: nytimes.com \| share:	(52)
		News: Cleanliness or lack of it the biggest problem, but the report also included everything from a cockroach infestation to feral cats living beneath a portable building FARK: This is a school they are talking about source: wesh.com \| share:	(27)
		Turns out Hooter's waitresses aren't supposed to have shaved heads and big scars. Clearly this isn't the Myrtle Beach Hooters source: gma.yahoo.com \| share:	(59)
		Hollywood hopes that witches will be the next big thing, and Fox secures the rights to an as-yet unpublished trilogy of novels source: deadline.com \| share:	(59)

Mon April 08, 2013

		Ric Romero drops some knowledge on big-screen TV picture quality. "A big-screen television can turn your home into a theater. But you want that picture to be perfect" source: abclocal.go.com \| share:	(14)
		Scientist decides to create the sound of the Big Bang. A sound that would probably muted by the vacuum of space. John Cage approves source: faculty.washington.edu \| share:	(28)
		Boston Dynamics, creators of the BigDog pack mule robot, create a life-like humanoid robot that will further haunt your dreams source: nbcnews.com \| share:	(83)
		With languishing ratings for ABC in 18-49 demographic, Disney considers more aggressively pimping Disney-owned properties like Big Thunder Mountain Railroad, Avengers, and Alice in Wonderland, all made grittier for primetime source: nytimes.com \| share:	(48)

Sun April 07, 2013

		Get ready for a big hootenanny; it's the 48th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards. Blake Shelton warned his co-host not to mock Taylor Swift and there will be lots of big hats. It's your official ACA discussion thread, 8PM ET on CBS source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(73)
		Couple throws themselves a Doctor Who themed wedding, and the groom was shocked to learn his wife's TARDIS was bigger inside than it looked source: io9.com \| share:	(49)

Sat April 06, 2013

Millions of underground bugs with orange legs, red eyes, and clear wings with orange veins, that have been sucking fluids from tree roots, are about to burst from the earth in the biggest inundation of Magicicada septendecim since Brood X

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Fri April 05, 2013

How to put a Russian billionaire's nose out of joint? Build a bigger super-yacht

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Thu April 04, 2013

	The good news: North Carolina GOP give up on their bill to give a big middle finger to the 1st amendment. The bad news: North Carolina GOP proposes bill to make exempt from any Federal law guns and ammo made in NC source: projects.newsobserver.com \| share:	(135)
	'The Walking Dead' is so big in the ratings AMC doesn't even know what networks 'The Voice' and 'Modern Family' are on source: insidetv.ew.com \| share:	(91)
	Photoshop this bather and big bunny head source: cdn4.spiegel.de \| share:	(19)
(Blank is Blank)	Jim Morrison interview from 1969 reveals Doors frontman poetically rhapsodizing about mashed potatoes and beauty of getting fat in college. "I felt so great. I felt like a tank, you know. I felt like a large mammal. A big beast" source: blankonblank.org \| share:	(76)
	Massachusetts pot regulators welcome Big Weed source: bostonherald.com \| share:	(60)
	America's "hookup culture" isn't a problem, and the reason people aren't having as much promiscuous sex they'd like is because rejection is a big part of romance, especially when you're ugly source: theatlantic.com \| share:	(283)

Wed April 03, 2013

		Say, remember when we discovered those venomous tarantulas as big as your face? Good times source: metro.co.uk \| share:	(80)
		American-style supersizing of Japan is in process, as restaurants and retailers offer biggie-sized versions of yakitori, bento, and steaks for minimal increase in price source: the-japan-news.com \| share:	(13)

Mon April 01, 2013

And on the 8th day, Big Business and Labor proclaimed throughout the land: WE HAVE IMMIGRATION REFORM and the people went "meh"

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Sun March 31, 2013

		This Atlantic storm is so big - the Weather Channel is citing the Weather Underground in order to convince you source: weather.com \| share:	(55)
		G.I. Joe: Retaliation is #1 at the box office, getting the second-biggest Easter opening of all time. The Croods takes the #2 spot, and Tyler Perry's latest Tyler Perry movie is #3, and Olympus Has Fallen to #4 source: deadline.com \| share:	(105)

Sat March 30, 2013

		"Danny Ainge needs to STFU and manage his own team. He was the biggest whiner going when he was a player. I know that because I coached against him" source: usatoday.com \| share:	(48)
		If you have the striped skunks beating the golden-mantled ground squirrels in your brackets and the bighorn sheep beating the ravens, you'll be in a good position to win this year's Grand Canyon's March Madness source: azcentral.com \| share:	(11)

Fri March 29, 2013

Sometimes being an orphan is just inspiration to be the world's biggest slut, or to be a superspy, or to deliver presents...or create the iPhone. Top 10 most inspirational orphans. Nope, Annie is not listed

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Thu March 28, 2013

European group sues Microsoft, claiming that UEFI is one big UFIA

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Wed March 27, 2013

	The internet is really just one big junior high school. Now quit whining, and take your wedgie like a man, nerd source: cnn.com \| share:	(52)
	Is your internet connection running a little slow today? Well that's probably because we are currently under biggest cyber-attack of its kind in history source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(151)
(Renegade's Rants)	Equality: Homosexuals, Marriage, and Christian Blindness -- Whenever the topic of homosexual marriage comes up, Christians have a bad habit of losing sight of the big picture; but gay marriage advocates? You have a real problem on your end as well source: renegades-rants.blogspot.com \| share:	(201)
	Vegas casino bartending workforce increasingly dominated by young and sexy big-breasted women, edging out the middle-aged union members who knew how to mix drinks source: slate.com \| share:	(75)
	Petraeus: Look, guys, I'm totes sorry I flazoozidled her what'sit but it was fun and you guys totes understand, right? Can I get a big ol' hoo-haa? source: guardian.co.uk \| share:	(19)
	Is DOMA doomed? It's your big f'ing hubbub over something that will seem silly in 50 years thread, Day 2 source: cnn.com \| share:	(221)

Tue March 26, 2013

Joss Whedon's biggest setbacks. A lesson in how lacking total control over your project gives Hollywood the chance to fark up a completely great idea

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Sun March 24, 2013

Joe Weider, a pioneer of bodybuilding who helped mentor Arnold Schwarzenegger, heads to the big gym in the sky at age 93

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Fri March 22, 2013

No big deal, just a photo of some guy standing atop the Burj Khalifa looking alllll the waaaay down

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Thu March 21, 2013

The twelve biggest reasons Duke sucks. Duke sucks

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Wed March 20, 2013

		Do Big Cats like Catnip? part II: Here Comes the Science source: youtube.com \| share:	(32)
		Daniel Tosh drops the mic on a bigot source: tosh.comedycentral.com \| share:	(158)
		High school theater director claims he is not nearly a big enough dick, plans to increase his dickishness until morale improves source: delcotimes.com \| share:	(98)
		Sorry Tiger. Elin Nordgren is undoubtedly happy with her new boyfriend....and his "bigger boat" source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(70)

Mon March 18, 2013

		Photoshop these big bronze boots source: cdn.theatlantic.com \| share:	(31)
		FED boss says your big bank could fail. DOW futures sag on the overnight trading scams. Start stuffing your mattresses with bank cash and put your helmets on. Monday could be a hard slide source: marketwatch.com \| share:	(49)

Sat March 16, 2013

Bigfoot hunters will be gathering in Fort Worth, Hendersons last seen plotting escape route

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Fri March 15, 2013

		On today's edition of Politicians Say the Darndest Things, Rep. Steve Scalise wonders: if global warming is such a big deal, why'd Obama need a coat at his inauguration? source: opposingviews.com \| share:	(96)
		Perhaps the biggest obstacle facing humans who want to embark on a 100-year, multi-generational voyage to a planet orbiting a nearby star is that all the packed clothing would wear out long before reaching the final destination source: mnn.com \| share:	(140)

Thu March 14, 2013

		The Engineering News-Record is not usually a must-read magazine... except when they publish their annual collection of the best engineering photography of the year. Come for the boom, the big bada boom source: io9.com \| share:	(10)
		For the first time in 17 years, there will be no English clubs in the quarterfinals of the Champions League. But it's OK, because finishing in 4th place in this year's English Premier League is a bigger deal anyway source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(118)

Wed March 13, 2013

		Mississippi, the fattest state in the union, reacts to NYC mayor Bloomberg's "big soda ban" by passing a law to make it illegal for any city in THEIR state to ever force restaurants to limit portion sizes or post calorie counts source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(295)
		How did Drew make it big? a) $5-a-month TotalFark subscriptions, b) banner ads, c) cocaine-trafficking "franchises" sold to a Mexican cartel, d) "Featured Partner" links, or e) all of the above? source: latino.foxnews.com \| share:	(67)
		"My, what big eyes you have, Grandma Neanderthal." "All the better to go extinct, my dear" source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(24)
		If you're a bigot screaming racial slurs at a group of black people, you may not want to make any specific threats against the lady with a cane source: komonews.com \| share:	(41)
		Apparently. using the exact quotes and text that Islamics use is Islamophobic bigotry. Please make a note of it source: sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com \| share:	(97)

Tue March 12, 2013

		Finally, the children's tale that must be told: ghost of Notorious BIG to guide son and daughter through adversities, keep his NYC recording studio from being bought out in new cartoon series source: 9news.com \| share:	(89)
		This year, the commencement address at Penn is going to be a big farking deal source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(36)
		Yahoo employees complain to CEO that they still have 800 vacancies because she is a snob who only wants CS degrees and only from certain schools. Her response? "Why can't we just be better at hiring"? And that's why she makes the big bucks source: reuters.com \| share:	(257)
		Everything is bigger in Australia, even the snails are the size of baseballs source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(80)
		To the surprise of no one, it turns out that the Vatican is the home to Europe's biggest gay sauna source: neurope.eu \| share:	(27)
		Confessions of a man who is watching The Big Lebowski for the first time source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(184)

Mon March 11, 2013

You know you've got a big ass when you got shot in it while at a street festival and don't even notice until somebody later points out that you're bleeding

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Sun March 10, 2013

		The lords of golf figure that what the sport really needs is a bigtime increase in the gallery douche factor source: myaccount.nytimes.com \| share:	(26)
		Silver-medal relay team member in 1994 Lillehammer games resigns from International Skating Union after being accused of gliding into 15-year-old with his Biggehammer source: articles.philly.com \| share:	(30)
		Sandy Koufax to a reporter when asked about being mentioned in The Big Lebowski: "I'm... a conscientious objector... I don't care" source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(33)

Sat March 09, 2013

Schalke hosts Dortmund in one of Europe's biggest rivalries today. Also, Bayern-Düsseldorf, Mainz-Leverkusen, and seven other matches. Your Bundesliga Matchday 25 thread

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Thu March 07, 2013

March 7th, 1983: New Order released the biggest-selling 7" single of all time, Blue Monday. Here is a wonderful retrospective of the indefatigable dance single's long, storied history

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Wed March 06, 2013

		'Big deal' say flyers allowed by the TSA to now carry small knives on planes, knowing full well you don't bring a penknife to a fight with whatever is now presumably allowed in the cockpit source: reporternews.com \| share:	(109)
		Fox News apologizes for big error, still mum on the entire run of Fox & Friends source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(39)
		When the puck hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that's a game over, that's a game over source: usatoday.com \| share:	(69)
		Girl born with no eyes or nose doesn't see what the big stink is about source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(71)

Tue March 05, 2013

		55 things that are definitely bigger than Texas. Your Mom strangely fails to make list source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	(11)
		"911 what's the emergency?" "Our neighbor just scalped my husband and cut off his ear" "How big of a knife does he have ma'am?" "He doesn't have a knife. He's armed with a tiki torch" source: kjrh.com \| share:	(17)

Mon March 04, 2013

		Rats as big as cats are outnumbering the people in Tehran despite a poisoning campaign launched 13 years ago. Iran's solution? Deploy the snipers source: npr.org \| share:	(106)
		Gaming studios doing interesting stuff with Big Data, cloud source: slashdot.org \| share:	(29)

Sun March 03, 2013

Sat March 02, 2013

		NBC's Cleveland affiliate replaces prime time programming with "Matlock" reruns and they actually attract a bigger audience than "1600 Penn," somewhere Coco is maniacally laughing source: coedmagazine.com \| share:	(35)
		Happy 100th birthday, Big Oil tax breaks source: thinkprogress.org \| share:	(38)
		It's a great big universe and we're all really puny, we're just tiny little specks about the size of Mickey Rooney source: wimp.com \| share:	(17)
		Big Bird: "I love you." Elmo: "I know." Initiate carbonite freezing source: laughingsquid.com \| share:	(15)

Thu February 28, 2013

		Finally, an investigative journalist takes a look at one of the biggest questions facing the country today: "Why are American beers so weak?" source: slate.com \| share:	(153)
		The reason you never get a big promotion is because you're always walking and chewing gum at the same time source: mnn.com \| share:	(31)

Wed February 27, 2013

		Just an actual prince rescuing people in a perilous mountain range, no big deal source: eonline.com \| share:	(86)
		Motorola, er, Freescale, cooks up an ARM system-on-a-chip small enough to be swallowed. Heck, subby's passed a kidney stone bigger than this thing source: wired.com \| share:	(18)
		Elizabeth Warren: "If these banks are 'too big to fail', why on earth are we giving them discounts and sweet deals on everything?" Ben Bernanke: "Uh...we're working on that" source: bostonherald.com \| share:	(83)
		Reports coming out that there's a big Republican thrust behind gay marriage source: sfgate.com \| share:	(50)
		Fark: Today's big story is the kid who videoed her teacher stealing from backpacks. FARKITY FARK: Many outlets don't even mention that the principal told the kid to delete the video source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(117)

Tue February 26, 2013

You've heard of Nessie - but have you heard of her big sister Morag?

source: lep.co.uk | share:

(17)

Mon February 25, 2013

Longtime Farker/lurker has his first bigtime writing gig and could use a couple of hits. Hydralisks and terrans go head-to-head in the sci-fi/horror story "The Teacher"; free to read right now

source: us.battle.net | share:

(19)

Sun February 24, 2013

Minnesota casino sets record for world's biggest burger with one ton, 10-foot diameter bacon-cheeseburger

source: nydailynews.com | share:

(60)

Fri February 22, 2013

		Russia is one big, freaking demolition derby. But it is free to watch source: dumbassdaily.com \| share:	(62)
		This could have a big impact on the US and Mexico source: guardianlv.com \| share:	(136)
		Old and busted: World's largest ball of twine. Ne hotness: World's biggest bowl of Lanzhou Beef Noodle source: io9.com \| share:	(35)

Thu February 21, 2013

		Britain to India: You know that big-ass diamond we stole from you about 150 years ago? Yeah, you're never getting that back source: reuters.com \| share:	(318)
		Headline: "It's time to break up the big banks." This is not a repeat from 2008...yet source: gawker.com \| share:	(36)
		Steven Spielberg no longer needs a bigger boat source: tmz.com \| share:	(27)
		Gentlemen, we just took one big step closer to sex on the holodeck source: theaustralian.com.au \| share:	(34)

Wed February 20, 2013

		As a rebuttal to an article of how dolphins are awesome; evidence that Flipper is a bigger asshole than the guy who takes up two parking spaces with his piece of trash PT Cruiser source: io9.com \| share:	(50)
		Dear students, not to discourage your dreams of making it big as a pop star, but Glenn Medeiros, who had number-one hits in the US, UK and France, has been promoted from history teacher to vice-principal source: hawaiinewsnow.com \| share:	(41)

Tue February 19, 2013

		Everything is done bigger in Texas: Woman has two sets of identical twins at once source: guardian.co.uk \| share:	(49)
		6' 3", 250-lb woman told to go be fat somewhere else by masseuse. Fark: big lady had just run a half-marathon source: clickondetroit.com \| share:	(237)
		I'm not a very big fan of the Harlem Shake, but The Daily Show's was pretty good source: youtube.com \| share:	(74)
		You think Brandon Jacobs was big for a running back? Check out this 350-lb back from the University of Hawaii source: espn.go.com \| share:	(64)
		Krauthammer: "Why the hell do you people (the media) care so much about the President golfing with Tiger Woods this weekend? This is the biggest non-story since the Kardashian weddings." My god, the Mayans were right source: politico.com \| share:	(46)

Mon February 18, 2013

		Assemblyman on his Facebook likes: "As far as the Big Bootie Freaks - listen, I love women, but it shouldn't be on there but I don't know how to get it out" source: nj.com \| share:	(100)
		Dorner Kebab, and Kim Jong drops the big Un, and Chris Brown smashes his Porsche, but only because he loves it so much: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/10 - 2/16 source: fark.com \| share:	(6)
		The biggest Oscar upsets of all time, by category, at least until Quvenzhané Wallis wins best actress this Sunday source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	(81)
		Yes it may be called "reality TV" but here are five depressing realities behind these shows, since even the "Biggest Loser" has trouble losing and keeping the weight off source: cracked.com \| share:	(182)

Sat February 16, 2013

		The 11 biggest lies that mainstream nutrition has told you source: io9.com \| share:	(233)
		Speedweeks kicks off at Daytona with the ARCA race at 4:30 PM ET. With Milka Duno starting on the outside pole, expect The Big One by 4:31 source: arcaracing.com \| share:	(49)
		Photoshop this big bather source: inapcache.boston.com \| share:	(34)
		Jacksonville, one of the biggest cities in America, hasn't hired a traffic engineer because he might want to fix speed traps source: actionnewsjax.com \| share:	(63)
		Is it not enough that this man owns a mansion and the world's biggest yacht that he can't get some privacy on Manhattan's West Side? source: nypost.com \| share:	(90)
		Four years. 90 expeditions. Six countries. Seven states. Bigfoot is finally found and killed. At a Home Depot source: ksat.com \| share:	(78)

Fri February 15, 2013

Dubai plans the world's biggest Ferris Wheel. It will be the second scariest ride in the Middle East, next to a trip down Afghanistan Highway 1

source: bloomberg.com | share:

(14)

Thu February 14, 2013

		Detroit Free Press says FARK scores big comedy points with the top NBA headline of the week (4th section) source: freep.com \| share:	(5)
		Car detailer finds an envelope with $1200 cash in a car he's cleaning and promptly returns it to its rightful owner, whose reaction proves him to be the biggest douchebag imaginable source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(304)
		Canadian Parliament reassures everyone that Canada will never become a safe haven for zombies. Sleep well, citizen, Big Maple Leaf has got your back source: gawker.com \| share:	(27)
		Man rejected in his bid to become the "Kanye West" of animal trainers tries to steal the biggest walrus of all time. OF ALL TIME source: cnews.canoe.ca \| share:	(15)
		NASCAR introduces an innovative new track drying process to be used for the first time at the Daytona Speedweeks, says its the biggest Sham-WOW ever produced source: racer.com \| share:	(25)

Wed February 13, 2013

		IOC president to meet with the head of wrestling's governing body to discuss how big of a bribe is needed to save its Olympic status source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com \| share:	(45)
		Earth-buzzing asteroid worth big bucks: $195B if we could catch it source: networkworld.com \| share:	(83)
		Have proof of Bigfoot? Create your own journal and claim you are like Galileo source: doubtfulnews.com \| share:	(34)
		Barry Alvarez of Wisconsin fame says the Big Ten will look for more challenging opponents by not scheduling FCS schools anymore source: espn.go.com \| share:	(84)

Tue February 12, 2013

		Cute blonde high school girl has a bigger IQ than Einstein and Hawking. The Sun is there source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(314)
		Possible sighting of cop-killer Chris Dorner, shots fired in Big Bear and Highway 38 closed in area for manhunt (link goes to live coverage) source: nbclosangeles.com \| share:	(3250)
		Debbie Wasserman-Schultz: Here's a sweet old lady who'll be eating dog food if those big old GOP meanies shave even the slightest bit of Medicare metastasis. Press: Sorry, Deb - we actually did our legwork for once and she's a Florida political hack source: washingtonexaminer.com \| share:	(104)
		Ever want to know which big-name brands are making Trader Joe's labeled products? Well here you go source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(81)
		A hospital? What is it? It's a big building with patients that you go to when you're sick that you have a 20% chance of revisiting a month after you're released, but that's not important right now source: 939mia.com \| share:	(83)
		One of Bill Gates' biggest regrets? That MS canned the WinFS file sharing system. Subby's biggest MS regret? Ever buying WinMe and Vista source: theinquirer.net \| share:	(38)

Mon February 11, 2013

		Kim Jong drops the Big Un source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(376)
		The biggest flop in sports history source: deadspin.com \| share:	(117)

Sun February 10, 2013

		Identity Thief absconds with the weekend box office, netting $36 million--a bigger opening than Bridesmaids--while Warm Bodies shuffled to #2 and Side Effects was a flat #3 source: deadline.com \| share:	(25)
		Mother doesn't understand why everyone is making such a big fuss over the fact that she brought her four-month-old baby with her to a rave because she had headphones for him source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(68)

Sat February 09, 2013

		Pittsburgh Steelers' Brett Keisel shaves his iconic, massive beard for charity. This is the biggest loss of a beard since Katy Holmes left Tom Cruise source: nesn.com \| share:	(20)
		The bigger a CEOs signature, the more likely they are to be a narcissist. In other news, the more narcissistic they are, the more likely they are to be a CEO source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(29)

Fri February 08, 2013

Criminal mastermind tries to score big by passing off rolled-up pennies as dimes at the same bank twice, is eventually caught on his getaway bike. Guess we won't be seeing him in Ocean's 14

source: sanluisobispo.com | share:

(31)

Thu February 07, 2013

		Two sexually ambiguous '80s rock stars in fight over album art source: pitchfork.com \| share:	(51)
		Feeling blue? Can't seem to get off the couch in your Mom's basement? Well suck it up big boy, poor people in Hong Kong are living in cages ..... yes cages source: hosted.ap.org \| share:	(35)
		The second biggest news on Super Bowl Sunday? Takeru Kobayashi ate an entire Domino's pizza in 60 seconds source: youtube.com \| share:	(26)
		Kansas loses second conference game in a row, this time to TCU, giving the Horned Frogs their first Big 12 win ever. Duke says, "Wait a minute, we don't suck that bad" source: scores.espn.go.com \| share:	(32)
		Microsoft & Symantec took down a cyber crime operation, don't you fark with the big boys source: neurope.eu \| share:	(27)

Wed February 06, 2013

(Some Guy)	Big Ass Spider: The Movie. Shut up and take my money source: shocktillyoudrop.com \| share:	(56)
	Four men arrested for throwing shoe at Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. That must have been a big farking shoe source: worldnews.nbcnews.com \| share:	(25)
	Inmate who was arrested for stalking demands personal files of all the strippers in his county so he can "help them become big stars with social media". Astonishingly, strippers less than receptive to his request source: kval.com \| share:	(12)
	Columnist explains the newest trend in TV viewing: "hate watching". Well, that explains how something like The Big Bang Theory can get such high ratings source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	(224)

Tue February 05, 2013

		From the Big Bang to you...in 10 run-on sentences source: scienceblogs.com \| share:	(26)
		Lindsey Vonn catches big air source: olympictalk.nbcsports.com \| share:	(45)
		There is a big difference between a court jester and a court gesture source: youtube.com \| share:	(19)

Mon February 04, 2013

		Ahh the great Superbowl traditions: The food, the commercials, The halftime show, the next-day press release from the Parent's Television Council seething with outrage. This year's target: the biggest bomb Flacco's threw in the game, the "F" one source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(73)
		Kerry promises to fill Clinton's 'Big Heels'... Great, a cross dresser in the State Department source: thehill.com \| share:	(43)
		JELL-O becomes the Super Bowl's biggest troll...to 'mask the taste of defeat' they are drop-shipping free pudding to the city of San Francisco source: foodbeast.com \| share:	(44)

Sun February 03, 2013

		NASA images major coronal mass ejection headed our way. EVERYBODY PA...wait, never mind it's not that big source: escapistmagazine.com \| share:	(16)
		ACC continues its metamorphosis into the Big East All-Stars by considering tournament in New York CIty. Duke sucks source: espn.go.com \| share:	(7)

Sat February 02, 2013

		Biggest rivalry on Super Bowl Sunday? San Francisco Dungeness crab vs Baltimore blue crab source: sfgate.com \| share:	(22)
		It'sTIIIIIIIME for UFC 156: FeatherWeight Champion Jose Aldo vs. Frankie "The Rematch" Edgar and Alistair "Horsemeat" Overeem vs. Antonio "Bigfoot" Silva. Prelims on Facebook at 7 (ET), then move to FX. Main Card at 10 (ET) on PPV source: ufc.com \| share:	(890)
		With that whole mass shootings in schools issue taken care of, attention turns to the biggest school disaster of all: unhealthy snacks source: thehill.com \| share:	(44)

Fri February 01, 2013

		North Korea continues a campaign of lies and deception by claiming not everyone likes big boobs source: foxnews.com \| share:	(239)
		Lobbying consultant says that big businesses don't spend enough money lobbying the government source: bizjournals.com \| share:	(25)

Thu January 31, 2013

		The biggest plays in Super Bowl history, yard by yard source: mandatory.com \| share:	(42)
		Teen wins biggest balls competition, shows cops black underwear that belonged to the woman he was sleeping with--the wife of a Navy SEAL source: dumbassdaily.com \| share:	(90)
		$410 million. That's a big Twinkie source: newsok.com \| share:	(17)
		It's the footy world's Black Friday on steroids, It's the January Transfer Deadline Day. With big names already on the move, who is going to join the list of panic buys and last minute surprises? Live feed to the left, discussion to the right source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(114)

Wed January 30, 2013

		Sen. Lamar Alexander: "I think video games is a bigger problem than guns, because video games affect people" source: kotaku.com \| share:	(184)
		After a shock weekend of FA Cup matches, the big boys return to midweek Premier League action. Can the top sides shake off their defeats to lower opposition, or will the bad run of form continue? Matches start at 2.45PM EST source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(309)

Mon January 28, 2013

		I'll take a big splash of White Russian on the rocks source: youtube.com \| share:	(17)
		Awesome dexterity with a deck of cards is a pretty big deal source: youtube.com \| share:	(7)

Sun January 27, 2013

		Can the Rock Survive boxing with god? Will the Spanish Scarf of Doom slay the Big Show again, and can Ziggler take advantage? And will anyone NOT named John Cena win the Rumble match? Find out tonight at the WWE Royal Rumble (8pm est, ppv) source: bleacherreport.com \| share:	(2538)
		The Celtics' Rajon Rondo has torn his ACL. That ends the new big three era source: nba.si.com \| share:	(34)

Sat January 26, 2013

		The three most outrageous lies about celery. "It's delicious" is the biggest lie, of course source: gawker.com \| share:	(270)
		"Nick Cave?" - "Yeah you know, white guy. Moustache. About six-foot-two." - "Awfully big moustache" source: shortlist.com \| share:	(38)

Thu January 24, 2013

		Big Joe does it again: "There's tons of dough in copper wire if you've got the know-how" source: theonion.com \| share:	(49)
		Beautiful aftermath of Chicago's biggest fire in a decade source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	(54)

Wed January 23, 2013

Mon January 21, 2013

	Anna Welker, wife of Wes Welker, congratulates the Raven on their big win. Just kidding she calls out Ray Lewis on her Facebook page for his past deeds source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(148)
	Everyone's favorite Governator, Arnold Schwarzenegger, has has to wrap his mouth around a lot of big words in his many film roles source: film.com \| share:	(11)
(Some Futonmonger)	And this year's frontrunner for Tackiest Martin Luther King Day tie-in goes to Big Apple Futon, featuring this lovely sofa with black and white sections...what matters is not the color of your skin, but the content of your living room source: bigapplefuton.com \| share:	(31)

Sun January 20, 2013

(Some Kids on a Huge See-Saw)

Photoshop this big log

source: uimages.org | share:

(24)

Sat January 19, 2013

		Set your faces to stunned: the NRA ad about armed guards at Obama's daughters' school was one big lie source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(373)
		Calling all visionary Farkers: Sign Subby's White House petition to stage an intervention for NASA's addiction to tinkering with big bottle rockets. Oh, and save the human race. That too source: petitions.whitehouse.gov \| share:	(27)
		22-year-old singlehandedly creates studio-quality sci-fi short, will now forever be known as "The Big Lechowski" source: theatlantic.com \| share:	(32)

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