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Headlines matching 'beer'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(Some Wicked Willy) Amusing The judge found Alan Berger voluntarily signed up for the beer-drinking game of beer pong, and couldn't sue Wicked Willy. The judge said Berger "consumed alcohol to the point of diminished capacity"  (wtsp.com) (23)


Tue February 07, 2012
(PennLive) Dumbass When you're 14, and get a beer from your older brother, it is considered unwise to try to sell it at school  (pennlive.com) (34)
(Gothamist) Spiffy Chuck Schumer wins his Super Bowl bet with Jeanne Shaheen (D-NH) who will be buying six NY craft beers; the always-cagey Schumer knew that bets involving alcohol with Massachusetts senators often go badly  (gothamist.com) (31)
(Omaha World Herald) Interesting Nebraska considers outlawing cheap beer, sanity  (omaha.com) (18)


Sun February 05, 2012
(LA Times) Interesting Kansas City is being torn apart by a chocolate beer. Of course it is  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (87)
(Chicago Tribune) Scary When asked why he was drinking beer from a wine glass, this guy didn't know, but he took a stab at it  (chicagotribune.com) (48)
(Some Guy) PSA NBC/Universal's detailed TV schedule for Super Bowl Sunday. Or, "when to make a beer run." (hint: "Nick Cannon hosts stars of NBC shows and Universal films on the red carpet")  (channelguidemagblog.com) (26)


Sat February 04, 2012
(NYPost) Followup Woman arrested after extortion of Yankees GM. Now Cashman finally knows how Yankee fans feel when they buy a hot dog and beer at the stadium  (nypost.com) (32)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Fark) Survey Subby's looking for a new beer to try. I know you won't disappoint, Fark  (fark.com) (339)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting Online singles seek parenthood but no sex, which is like going to a strip club only for the beer prices  (news.yahoo.com) (121)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious Scientists now able to reconstruct words from thoughts. Subject D. Curtis' experiment results reveal "sex sex beer beer sex beer boobies beer boobies sex sex boobies beer sex beer boobies sex beer boobies" occurs 500 times a minute  (news.sciencemag.org) (32)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Five beers no man should drink after 25. I don't know about you, but after 25 beers, I stick to shots (Sucky beer slideshow)  (mademan.com) (291)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious Crowd gathers in North Carolina for chance at sexual chocolate beer. "I am very warm in my coat. Had to skin a wookie to be here, it's basically a walking sleeping bag"  (wdam.com) (46)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Some Guy) Stupid It's hard to organize a quality beer festival when 90 out of the 100 highest-ranked beers in America are illegal in your state  (wlox.com) (103)
(Mirror.co.uk) Asinine Pub landlord suspended for serving pints "too full" of beer  (mirror.co.uk) (167)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Westword) Sad Danny Williams, organizer of Great American Beer Festival and steward of 2,500-bottle beer mine, taps his last keg at age 52 after fight with cancer  (blogs.westword.com) (18)
(SaveOnBrew) Spiffy Answer: 50 MILLION cases of beer. Question: How much beer will be consumed this Super Bowl Sunday  (saveonbrew.com) (56)


Fri January 27, 2012
(MPR) Scary Forget housing or student loans, I'm worried about the beer bubble  (minnesota.publicradio.org) (56)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Oregon Live) Followup If you thought Starbucks beer and wine would be expensive, wait until your local theater gets in the business. A 64 ounce beer and a cubic meter of popcorn? $75  (oregonlive.com) (51)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Some Guy) Stupid Beer can pyramid costs AZ man his house as "nearly 1,000" cans prevented firefighters from entering his home to extinguish blaze  (myfoxphoenix.com) (41)
(BusinessWeek) Followup Starbucks begins nationwide sale of alcohol, proudly introduces America's first $30 beer  (businessweek.com) (63)


Sat January 21, 2012
(Fark) Cool At the nicest bar I've ever been to, as in, doesn't serve beer. I'm drinking essentially for free...what should I order? Hurry, Fark, time is of the essence  (fark.com) (323)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Some Guy) Video Head bobbing dog digs music and beer. Prepare to smile. Even all you caturday wack jobs will like it  (hell.tv) (27)
(BBC) Fail Good news: FIFA says beer must be sold at all World Cup venues, regardless of local bans. Bad news: It's Budweiser  (bbc.co.uk) (71)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Fark) Survey If we can somehow squeeze in a thread NOT relating to blackouts and SOPA and PIPA (dang, she's cute...), who is/was your favorite "Law and Order" character? Mine was Lenny. I would have liked to have a beer with him  (fark.com) (89)
(IndyStar) Spiffy "A bottle of wine or a bottle of beer for a dollar could attract problems" I got 99 problems, but sobriety thanks to Dollar General selling alcohol ain't one  (indystar.com) (91)


Sun January 15, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Yuengling is now the largest American beer-maker, much to the disbelief of its owner  (courierpostonline.com) (119)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Man faces felony after breaking into girl's dorm. "He also said he had drank four beers at a fraternity earlier, but police didn't say which one". Subby will take a guess here and say Genny Cream Ale  (centredaily.com) (89)


Thu January 12, 2012
(MSNBC) Interesting Why beer makes you happy. SCIENCE  (bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com) (55)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting The king of beers downgraded to prince of beers after 20 years on the throne  (chicagobusiness.com) (40)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Man found passed out from 12 beers while his home burned around him, is a lightweight   (weblogs.sun-sentinel.com) (39)
(BBC) Amusing The beer goggle effect is real, say scientists. Here comes the drinky drunky science (with video)  (bbc.co.uk) (23)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Pub serves beer for dogs, because a bar full of drunk dogs would be hilarious  (dailymail.co.uk) (60)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Discover) Obvious This just in: College students like beer  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (31)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine Shot in the eye, woman insists on finishing beer: priorities, gotta have 'em  (winnipegfreepress.com) (29)


Mon January 02, 2012
(CNNGo) Weird 10 greatest beer-fueled sporting events of 2012  (cnngo.com) (2)
(AZCentral) Sad 100 ways Arizona changed the world. Spoiler: Number one is the chimichanga, a deep fried burrito that goes well with beer. Number two is a hole in the ground. Number three is a bigger hole in the ground  (azcentral.com) (52)


Sun January 01, 2012
(Some Guy) Weird "The fine on her is non-negotiable (one carton of beer and a she goat). In the past, she was also immersed in ground charcoal and made to dance nude round the village"  (nigerianobservernews.com) (42)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Journal Star) Obvious "Another big hit was the story of a man knocked unconscious with beer can at a family gathering. A huge contingent of readers came from Fark.com, a funny news website." WE'RE FUNNY, YOU GUYS (shoutout appears after top 10 list)  (journalstar.com) (2)
(Captain Cannabis) Obvious Study shows states that legalized medical cannabis sold less beer, had fewer funerals  (missoulian.com) (154)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Some Guy) Stupid In Alabama, it's illegal to transport 112 gallons of beer in your car. "She was planning to have a party"  (enewscourier.com) (129)
(Some Guy) Dumbass House arrest: Hugh Laurie lookalike charged after smashing wife in the face with ashtray, beer cans (with photo)  (thesunnews.com) (39)
(Economist) Interesting How Belgium came to dominate the beer world. Warning - article is literary beer porn that will have you checking out plane ticket prices to Belgium  (economist.com) (172)
(Kamloops This Week) Amusing Kamloops This Week high-fives Fark.com for its beer-related sports headline (1st item)  (kamloopsthisweek.com) (0)


Sat December 24, 2011
(SaveOnBrew) Advice Five worst beers to give as a gift. Let the Christmas rage begin  (saveonbrew.com) (129)
(Some Guy) Silly Latest attempt to win Americans over to soccer may just succeed: The Free Beer Movement  (goal.com) (31)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Some Drunk Robber) Florida Out of money to pay your bar tab? Why, just go rob the bank next door, then go back to the bar, pay your tab and finish your beer  (newportrichey.wtsp.com) (25)


Thu December 22, 2011
(TMZ) Dumbass Comedy Central's 'Workaholics' might need to take some time off since Blake fractured his spine playing beer pong  (tmz.com) (98)
(IndyStar) Silly Is it proper football etiquette to continue to wear the NFL jersey of a player who has signed with another team? "Two-beer fine"  (indystar.com) (179)
(Chicago Tribune) Scary Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking: Drew has invited us for some beers, so I'm going to go ahead and shut off this engine right here  (chicagotribune.com) (13)
(Slate) Unlikely Beer deserves the "same kind of expertise" as wine does, because it's gotten more complicated  (slate.com) (187)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Stay Boring My Friends) Stupid When a cheesy beer commercial star visits for lunch, it's front page news. It is...the Least Interesting Town in the World  (portjefferson.patch.com) (42)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Boston.com) Amusing Colorado company is making Tebrew Beer in honor of Broncos QB Tim Tebow. And just like Tebow, the beer is said to be all foam, no substance  (boston.com) (30)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Houston Chronicle) Cool When Harvey Stewart first went to prison 60 years ago, gasoline was 20 cents a gallon, a postage stamp cost three pennies and Harry Truman was president. After parole all he wants is "a good easygoing meal and a rootbeer"  (chron.com) (112)


Fri December 16, 2011
(The New York Times) Obvious A) Beer  (opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com) (42)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Some Beer Snob) Florida In this woman's defense, throwing beer away IS a punishable offense. . "The affidavit didn't state whether the beer was domestic or import"  (tcoasttalk.com) (21)
(The New York Times) Interesting Men are oppressing women by allowing women to earn more with better jobs while staying home playing video games, drinking beer, watching porn and boffing their mother-in-laws  (nytimes.com) (251)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Huffington Post) Interesting Ugly Ass baby cyclops pig can drink two beers at once  (huffingtonpost.com) (32)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Huffington Post) Strange Rick Santorum has one redeeming quality that farkers can finally agree on: He loves beer  (huffingtonpost.com) (124)


Sun December 11, 2011
(Mirror.co.uk) Scary Visit the Ukraine for the 2012 soccer Euro Cup - come for the cheap beer and hookers, stay for the police beatings and extortion  (mirror.co.uk) (16)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Huffington Post) Strange Will Ferrell is endorsing Old Milwaukee beer--for free--and filming all of his commercials in one of Iowa's biggest cities, Davenport  (huffingtonpost.com) (62)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Mirror.co.uk) Cool Students offered free alcoholic beverages in exchange for donating blood. Surprisingly, some people - who have obviously never had the one-beer-post-blood-donation buzz - have a problem with this  (mirror.co.uk) (26)
(Fark) FarkParty Impromptu NOLA Fark Party this Saturday night (12/10/2011) at Tracey's on Magazine Street. Beer will flow like wine, and someone's getting naked  (fark.com) (78)
(Some Guy) Strange You haven't done a very good job at parenting if your kids drink underage, they beat you up for throwing away their beer because they are underaged, and they're drinking Bud Light  (bnd.com) (71)


Tue December 06, 2011
(UPI) Dumbass Men arrested for chucking beer bottles from fifth level of parking garage after one barley misses police officer  (upi.com) (30)
(SaveOnBrew) Survey Beer prices at all 30 NHL arenas. Beer or college for the kids?  (saveonbrew.com) (153)


Mon December 05, 2011
(The Smoking Gun) Amusing Brit singer Adele won't be caught dead drinking Natural Light, Pabst Blue Ribbon or any other "North American" beer  (thesmokinggun.com) (265)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Daily Mail) Scary Man stranded in snow for three days survives on frozen Coors Light, which article incorrectly identifies as "beer"  (dailymail.co.uk) (47)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing The ten most offensive beer labels in the world  (aleheads.com) (89)
(CBC) Followup Not only will apple juice kill you with arsenic, it will also make you fat. Fark's previous recommendation of substituting beer continues with additional oomph  (cbc.ca) (55)
(truTV) Asinine There's nothing like wasting beer to get rednecks at a speedway to act like rednecks at a speedway  (trutv.com) (12)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Short List) Amusing Cheery News: Brewery releases beer called 'Christmas Jumper'. Morbid Fark: Brewery based at UK's most notorious suicide cliff  (shortlist.com) (21)
(New York Daily News) Obvious Experts wonder if Israel was behind those explosions at Iran's nuclear plants, if water is wet, if the sky is blue and if beer is spilled on Fark's servers every now and then  (nydailynews.com) (363)


Wed November 30, 2011
(MSNBC) PSA This just in: Apple and grape juice cause cancer. Consider using beer and wine as safe alternatives  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (54)
(Some Guy) Stupid So what you are saying is that Pedo Bear works like the bat signal, the sword of omens, and promises of free beer  (therepublic.com) (110)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Some Trailer Park Guy) Florida "According to the Monroe County Sheriff's Office, 32-year old Maykel Borges was hanging around at the Trailerama Trailer Park on 15th Street and asking for beer"  (wtsp.com) (37)
(AdAge) Interesting Sales of hard cider rise 25 percent in 2011, leading experts to proclaim cider the new craft beer, "drawing premium prices, coveted women drinkers and even more male fans attracted to bold flavors"  (adage.com) (53)


Fri November 25, 2011
(NPR) Interesting Scientists determine why flies like beer. Possibly not for the same reasons you do  (npr.org) (11)


Thu November 24, 2011
(MSNBC) Weird Taiwanese study says having your partner taking multivitamins can lead to casual sex. Friday night now becomes a case of beer and a bottle of Flintstones chewables  (vitals.msnbc.msn.com) (9)
(Deadspin) Obvious Potentially dangerous new game of 'Beer Pong' discovered. Ric Romero facepalms  (deadspin.com) (53)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Bay News 9) Followup Our Long National Nightmare Has Ended: 30-foot inflatable beer bottle returned  (baynews9.com) (14)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Bay News 9) Florida Actual Headline: Be on the lookout for a 30-foot beer bottle  (baynews9.com) (14)
(CNNGo) Spiffy Fried chicken & beer, and 39 other dishes Koreans and the Red Sox pitchers can't live without  (cnngo.com) (27)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Spiffy Metro Atlantans line up to buy beer for the first time ever on Sunday  (ajc.com) (68)


Sat November 19, 2011
(SaveOnBrew) Obvious Five ways to tell if you're a prententious beer douche. Running a snarky website while drinking Heineken somehow missing from the list  (saveonbrew.com) (125)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Wired) Silly The number of sips in a glass of beer is determined by physics, fraternity pledge hazing rituals  (wired.com) (8)
(FrogSoda) Fail Beer Fail... I did shed a tear after watching this  (frogsoda.com) (20)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Sad Semi full of beer flips on the interstate. Eight fire trucks, twenty-six police cruisers, four ambulances, two local construction crews, five local newstations, and several hundred commuters show up to help clean up the crash  (kcci.com) (93)
(YouTube) Video World's fastest beer drinker crowned in Hamamatsu, Japan  (youtube.com) (18)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Police use the promise of free beer to capture suspects during Operation Dirty Goddamn Trick  (news.sky.com) (49)
(CBC) Interesting Ottawa homeless being tapped to deliver beer to residential customers. What could possibly go wrong?  (cbc.ca) (33)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Fark) FarkParty REMINDER: Brooklyn Fark Party this Saturday 11/12 at 7PM at Beer Table in Park Slope  (fark.com) (47)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Forget personhood and union busting -- the biggest news from yesterday's voting is that Georgia residents can now buy beer on Sundays  (huffingtonpost.com) (204)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Florida teacher eats her lunch at school. Difficulty: two beers and some plums  (weblogs.sun-sentinel.com) (40)
(Some ShutterBug) Spiffy While you were taking pics of your beer with a cameraphone, this guy was up four miles, shooting out an open door of an airplane  (petapixel.com) (54)


Sun November 06, 2011
(Ars Technica) Interesting Scientists discover genetic proof that beer was invented at least 40,000 years ago  (arstechnica.com) (40)
(SanDiegoUnionTribune) Spiffy Can't decide if you want a cocktail, beer, or champagne? These guys have just the thing for you  (signonsandiego.com) (50)


Sat November 05, 2011
(The Sun News) Amusing Three prostitutes arrested, two of them were charging $250 and one only wanted a beer in exchange for sex. Guess which one wanted the beer (mugshots in link)  (thesunnews.com) (152)
(wlwt.com) Scary Ain't no party like a North College Hill party 'cause a North College Hill party don't stop until a woman attacks her boyfriend and the host with a beer stein  (wlwt.com) (28)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Fark) FarkParty Yet another Brooklyn Fark Party: Saturday 11/12/11 7PM at Beer Table in Park Slope  (fark.com) (17)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Some Guy) Strange Guy pleads no contest to drugging, raping, and shaving his drinking buddy's entire body completely hairless. No contest? Isn't that how beer pong is supposed to end?  (wfaa.com) (94)


Tue November 01, 2011
(YouTube) Video Forty years ago, Frank Zappa brought us "200 Motels" in the movie theatres. "So long as I get some beer and I get paid, you can make me do anything, I'm professional" -- Lonesome Cowboy Burt  (youtube.com) (62)
(DCist) Fail Washington DC bans sales of single beers, leading to the completely unforseeable result that companies attach two cans together  (dcist.com) (60)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Dumbass Some people will do anything for beer, including breaking into apartments and stabbing people with corkscrews when they fight back  (chicagotribune.com) (24)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Spiffy I like my beer like I like your mom: Old and desperate for attention  (suntimes.com) (61)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Big B, small oeing) Cool Purchase a 787 and Boeing will have a custom beer commissioned for you  (boeingblogs.com) (37)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Life.com) Misc What lends the scene its rarefied sense of quietude and glamour? Is it the impossibly elegant wallpaper? The perfectly turned handlebar mustaches? Little Jim slurping beer from a trash bin?  (life.com) (27)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Daily Mail) Amusing If you are hot for chicks who smell like marmite, beer and pickles, then this is great news  (dailymail.co.uk) (64)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Marketwatch) Cool Right Now there are over 5,000 people submitting to Fark. Right Now Drew is crying into his beer somewhere. Right Now, an Admin is frantically redlighting links. Right Now, Oracle is purchasing RightNow  (marketwatch.com) (12)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Some Lagerhead) Sad Nice explanation as to why it is cheaper to smoke crack than buy a pint of good beer in DC  (washingtoncitypaper.com) (106)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Cleveland Scene) Cool If you're a brewery, what do you do with the leftover beer? If you're Great Lakes Brewing Company in Cleveland, Ohio, you make it into ice cream  (clevescene.com) (126)


Tue October 18, 2011
(News.com.au) Hero Researchers have an answer to the water crisis: BEER  (news.com.au) (20)
(CNNGo) Spiffy Beer in Space tour planned to begin in 2013. Because there's only one element in the universe that could possibly make the majestic view of the Earth from outer space even more god-like, and it's beer. Sweet, otherworldly beer  (cnngo.com) (18)
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Maker of beer tap handles chooses American over Chinese factories for new products. I'll drink to that  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (29)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Boston.com) Dumbass Jon Lester admits beer drinking is wrong. I don't want to be right  (boston.com) (25)


Sun October 16, 2011
(Daily Mail) Obvious Your mom needs a beer  (dailymail.co.uk) (37)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Philly.com) Hero Would you like a beer? A) Yes  (philly.com) (31)

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