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124 headlines found matching 'bed'
Thu October 19, 2017
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Really? REALLY? What the hell is wrong with you?
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(Shanghai Daily)
 
 
 
Guy nabbed at airport trying to make Americium great again
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Wed October 18, 2017
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Hero EMT saves civilians when officer has a panic attack after firing seven rounds at an unarmed man. With bodycam "goodness" embedded (warning, autoplay.)
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
On average it takes parents 25 minutes a day just to get their kids ready for bed. And this is why mommy drinks late at night
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Sat October 14, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
70 years ago today, a West Virginia hillbilly climbed inside a flying missile with wings and broke the sound barrier for the first time
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Destructoid)
 
 
 
The laziest way to play the Nintendo Switch is also the best way
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man with stage 4 pancreatic cancer is preparing to compete in an Ironman triathlon. Subby gets winded just walking to the fridge for more beer
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
O.J. resumes search for the real killers whom he apparently suspects are hiding under beds at the infamous Bunny Ranch
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
James Van Der Beek reveals that he has been grabbed by his James Van Der Cheek and even cornered by Hollywood Execs with inappropriately sexual James Van Der Speak
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Mysterious drifter on homemade raft full of guns fits descriptions of local arsonist, but lack of police means he has to be bribed with cigarettes to stay out of town. This story brought to you by A: Clint Eastwood, B: Fallout, or C: Alaska
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With Boeing having s*** the bed regarding US-Canada relations, what options might Canada consider for new fighters?
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Madonna is self-absorbed and doesn't answer fan mail, according to ex-pal testifying why she had an "intensely personal" breakup letter from Tupac in her possession
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Fri October 06, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
From robots to role play: study reveals German attitudes to sex. Not a lot of monogamy
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Fresh, never frozen since 69. Trying to cop that mixtape, better get in line. Grabbed a couple wings now you're trying to fly. But nothing gets 'em dipping like a Frosty and fry"
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Thu October 05, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Vegas shooter often would moan and scream "Oh my God" in bed, much like your mom
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Uber-Conservative GOP rep. Marsha Blackburn is described as a "knuckle-dragging wingnut" as she kicks off her bid for a Tennessee senate seat. SELF-described, that is
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
It's just like that time Uncle Sebastian came home after a night at the golf club to find a fox embedded in the front grille of his car - only bigger
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Coldplay breaks 10pm concert curfew at Levi Stadium. Locals seem more disturbed that Coldplay has as many wins as 49ers
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Wed October 04, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Finally the most important question about the Las Vegas shooting has been answered. Namely "who can we sue?" Stephen Paddock was recently prescribed benzodiazepine, a sedative that can cause people with underlying anger issues to "become aggressive"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
On top of everything else crappy in the world, now there's antibiotic-resistant infections showing up in our pets. Your dog wants less antibiotics prescribed for viruses. And your cat is flat-out going to kill you in your sleep before he goes
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Morrissey emerges from douche chrysalis, appears on Jools Holland and performs one of his new songs, "Spent the Day in Bed"
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Eater)
 
 
 
Self-described millennial explains why Applebee's deserves to die
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Don't date men who are intimidated by your sex toys (Not Safe for Work)
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
"What I learned when I stopped smoking THC." Kicking addiction is never easy
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Sun October 01, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, my mate and I got REALLY drunk and had a threesome with a girl I just met ...and I liked it when he touched me. Am I now gay O_o?
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
So basically, if you meet a childless woman over 50, don't talk to her
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Fri September 29, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man opens fire after mistaking blown transformers for gunshots. Megatron denies involvement
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(Today)
 
 
 
Today is national coffee day. So after dragging your dead ass out of bed and on the way to work, here's where to go to get a free cuppa joe
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Tonight's bedtime-story comes from microbiologist Philip Tierno and is about your mattress being a semi-sentient hive that is trying to kill you in your sleep. Nighty-night, sleep tight
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The DIY telephone systems using barbed wire fences saved the farmers of the Old West ."The theory was that we would answer only when our own ring sounded, but whenever the bell rang, every woman on the line rushed to a receiver"
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Four African soccer refs receive lifetime bans for match fixing. They were caught when the team that bribed them still lost and the refs only returned 75% of the $20 bribe
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A teenage couple, 17 and 16, 'relaxing' at a popular lookout point, plunge down a 20-metre cliff in their 4WD - after someone grabbed the wrong stick shift
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(Life With Dogs)
 
 
 
Dog saved from earthquake just in time for wetnose day. And yes he does want steak
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: Strange has climbed in the polls since my endorsement. Narrator: But he hadn't
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Mon September 25, 2017
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
The suspect was seen headed north on Route 41. He is described as wearing a Coca Cola bottle
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You know how sometimes you discuss your dreams with coworkers and friends and they sit there nodding and pretending to care? Well, they don't give a f*ck about your dreams. In fact, no one does
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Star Trek: Discovery reviews are trickling in, and are overwhelmingly positive. Angry Trekkies vow to still complain
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Sun September 24, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham (R-SC): "Nothing is over until we decide it is. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... the tough get goin'. Who's with me?"
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Sat September 23, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Knifeman slashes at then gets stabbed by Deli-man who is then is charged with his murder. Batman seen just shaking his head
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Man chastises 4-year-old birthday girl for sky littering
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Fri September 22, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Landlord recorded having sex with other man in tenant's bed gets 2 years in prison
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Mother and son hide in bedroom and call cops as half naked burglar breaks into their Oklahoma home. "No, we don't know where his clothes are. We've been locked in this room"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
And here we have Darren Aronofsky responding to the news Mother got just as bad a grade as he did in directing school
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
So, the Florida nursing home where ten residents died may have tried to fudge the paperwork a bit
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Thu September 21, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Godzilla falls out of sea bed, causes magnitude-6.1 earthquake off coast of Japan east of Fukushima. Fukushima nuclear plant wonders if he'll be coming for breakfast
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Trump's nominee for a federal judgeship described transgender children as evidence of "Satan's plan," lamented that states were banning conversion therapy and argued that sanctioning same-sex marriage would lead to polygamy and bestiality
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
The tracklist for Morrissey's new album reads like the comment section from the Politics tab or the Daily Mail
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Your honor, I would like to call into evidence this binder full of pictures of Paul Manafort's many tailored suits
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Guy who climbed mountain only in his underwear develops hypothermia - which is French for "don't climb a farkin' mountain only in your underwear"
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Protesters grab the charging Wall Street Bull by the horns, violate its head with blue paint to protest climate change denial. No word on whether they grabbed its balls for extra excitement
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Protip: If you hear moaning coming from the bedroom of your estranged wife, just let it go
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Wed September 13, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Senate: We're looking into the events surrounding the Comey firing. Here's a list of FBI officials we want to talk to. DOJ: No. Does no work for you? Why don't you take your "investigation" and go piss on a bed once slept in by Oba-oh sonofabiatch
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Sometimes after a long, hard day of work it's nice to come home and find a mysterious naked woman asleep in your bed
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
The 20 Most Important Battles of World War II besides when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor
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Wed September 06, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man uses 'Find My iPhone' app to locate his wife in bed with her boss
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee at White House press briefing on #DACA: "President Obama is laying out a responsible 24-month phase out"
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Tue September 05, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It turns out the man whose body was found stabbed, wrapped in a tarp and chained to a cinder block is the son of a mobster. Authorities have not ruled out foul play
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Sun September 03, 2017
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this built-in wall bed
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Curbed
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
And Trump's first tweet of the day is dedicated to the victims of Harvey. Just kidding, he blabbed about North Korea extorting the US
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
NH authorities are currently searching for an escaped inmate. The suspect is described as six feet tall and looks like someone threw 42 gallons of motor oil at him through a screen door
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Some thirty years ago a cryptic message known as the Toynbee tiles began to mysteriously appear embedded in city streets across the country. And to this day nobody has been able to solve the riddle
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Wingnut Media: Man was stabbed because he looked like a neo-Nazi. Reality: Apparently, he held a knife to his own leg and said, "nobody move or the Nazi gets it," and everyone moved
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Fifteen things that will help you become the best type of person: A morning person
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Thu August 24, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
The worst part isn't being stabbed to death in a theme park, it's having a bunch of people dressed up as cartoon characters standing around watching
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Mon August 21, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Four bedrooms, three baths, great schools. I'll throw in no closing costs and a dead body for qualified buyers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This Week in the Federal Courts: Bed and Breakfast and Brothel gets off while the police chief doesn't, cop can testify against other cops in BB gun shooting, and breaking a drunk driver's back to keep him from hurting himself might be excessive
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Millennials are now financing everything from bed sheets to concert tickets. Mostly because no one is going to repossess dirty sheets or used tickets
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Man 'tied his penis to shotgun and then shot himself in the head'
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Two students were out popping some tags, and found five rare NASA flight suits. Fark: For 20¢ each. All you got was bedbugs in a pee-stained pillow sham
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
NewsFlash
 
Several people stabbed in Finland. Suspect shot by police and is in custody
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Thu August 17, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Behind the scenes, and inside the bedrooms, of the terrific, tragic Whitney Houston
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese idol reveals that plush toy gifts given to her by male fans are always suspicious, due to fear that they include embedded recording devices. Also, the toys themselves show obvious signs of ... use
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Wed August 16, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Belle and Sebastian forget the least-essential part of their band before a gig
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Jeremy Clarkson almost died from pneumonia while on vacation
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Stripper from Tampa thought his partner was a cannibal, so he stabbed him in the eyes
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
What kind of hardass would foreclose on God?
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Tue August 08, 2017
(The Telegraph_US)
 
 
 
You've just committed armed robbery. The best way to throw police off of your trail is: C) enter the police station and report a robbery at the store you just robbed
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Sun August 06, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Smart thermostat thread: Considering a Nest or Lyric Round because they don't necessarily need a C-wire, but for the coin I can't help but think I'm missing something
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Sat August 05, 2017
(All K-Pop)
 
 
 
Starbucks Korea slammed by netizens for "bias" after tweeting cold-brew coffee pic with parody lyrics of popular K-pop boy band, apparently because Starbucks Korea's social media manager snubbed 9,960 less popular K-pop boy bands
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Fri August 04, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Comedian: "What, you're gonna heckle me? I don't go to where you work, jump up and down on the beds and slap the Funyons out of your . . . Funyons. Oh my god I want Funyons right now. Where am I again?"
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Wed August 02, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You just might have a bedbug infestation if they have to bring in a hazmat team to hose down firefighters after they respond to a call at your house
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Searchers have climbed the highest mountains, run through the fields, but they still haven't found what they're looking for
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Sat July 29, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Seattle has gone 38 straight days without rainfall. Tucson, AZ has seen rainfall 13 out of the last 15 days. Dog looking for cat to share 2-bedroom apartment
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Thu July 27, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Bad: your house is infested with bedbugs. Worse: infested with hobos
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
PSA: Kill it with fire is not a good way to accomplish your mission when it's a bug under the bed
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Sorry you got sick on our cruise, but you didn't buy the travel insurance so we're just going to leave you to die in Alaska
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cop responds to noise complaint about kids playing football in the street by joining the game. "Do you want me to do a police report, because you just got robbed"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: A woman of 26 in my social circle was diagnosed with cancer. She needs help with meals and child care. But, she's a self-absorbed biatch and has alienated everyone, including me. I feel bad for the kids. Am I obligated to help?"
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old boy described by police as "flashy" cuts off his ankle monitor the day after being charged with stealing a car and steals another one, making it his fourth arrest for car theft in six weeks. I predict a bright future for this young man
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Miss Manners dispenses advice to a self-absorbed idiot, with just the right touch of sarcasm
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
You really have to piss someone off for them to throw bed bugs into your house and light off fireworks under your car
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Good dog jumps into water to save drowning fawn. "Storm just plunged into the water and started swimming out to the fawn, grabbed it by the neck, and started swimming to shore." No word if dog rewarded with venison steak. (with video)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Should I be ashamed I always date younger men?"
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Mon July 17, 2017
(WSAW Wausau)
 
 
 
Man breaks into home, drinks brandy, eats muffins, then falls asleep naked in owner's bed. Meth: not even once
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark Open House: Today's listing is a 7400sf, five-bedroom beauty with interior decor by a tea shop lady on acid (click through gallery for increasing insanity)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
You too can own your own Scottish island with a six-bed lighthouse cottage with no neighbors for only £325,000. The only catch is a murder that happened there 57 years ago
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Sat July 15, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
These guys drank a 61-year-old bottle of Coca-Cola. "Have you ever licked an old couch?"
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Fri July 14, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Dogs can't be ring bearers, Italian judge decrees. True, they'd probably get distracted by cats on their way to Mordor
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when you're awoken by a puma jumping into your bedroom
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Wed July 12, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Self-Described "conservative Christian"? Check. "Star" of reality show on TLC? Check. 40-year prison term for child rape? Check and Checkmate
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's Nominee to head the FDIC withdraws his name from consideration citing "Family related issues" Which is usually Washington-speak for : the two dead hookers I woke up to in my bed this morning were sisters
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The forecast for the Trump White House has been described as a "category five hurricane" as Trump has been raging and screaming inside the White House after everyone learned how deep Junior was involved in Russiaghazi
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump finally weighs in on his son's Russia meeting, issuing a vague non-denial denial and calling him a "high-quality person." Sorry, Fredo, looks like it's time to go fishing
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Trump gives a speech which the neo-Nazi "Daily Stormer" summarized as "Trump used his speech in Poland to declare the global supremacy of the white race." Asinine: They are not wrong, it might as well been cribbed from David Duke
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Sat July 08, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For Sale: Newly-built two-bedroom home with lovely interior. Located inconveniently close to public transit
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Fri July 07, 2017
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
CNN is apparently to compete with United for bad public relations: Now they've been caught editing video to make it look like Poland's first lady snubbed Trump when in fact she didn't
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Rochester Red Wings to honor the 100th anniversary of the only thing people might know about Rochester: the garbage plate
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Your sister is lying in a hospital bed, behind you, screaming out in pain and in the midst of labor, now THAT'S a perfect time for a SELFIE
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Wed July 05, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Drop everything you're doing, Lindsay Lohan has made a statement
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Tue July 04, 2017
(SpaceX)
 
 
 
9 days, 3 launches, 12 satellites, 2 landing attempts. SpaceX goes for GTO again, launch window opens at 7:36 pm ET, live show starts about 7:15 (Launch scrubbed and rescheduled for Tuesday at same time)
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Seriously History Channel, one job. One (Twitter link is dead, tweet in question is boobies in the thread)
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
Microsoft is adding a way to protect folder contents from ransomware. It's basically a dumbed down CHMOD
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Fri June 30, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
"That's some fine police work there, Lou"
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(Scoop (NZ))
 
 
 
Midnight Oil joins the effort to save the Amazon Reef, beds from burning
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
What could possibly top a two-state, hour-long car chase you say? How about a police brutality grand finale with Yakety Sax music dubbed over the video?
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Wed June 28, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Here's how you can open that fifth bottle of wine because you're so bombed and misplaced the corkscrew (Some Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The latest cause of depression? Parents who worry about their child's bedtime habits
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Tue June 27, 2017
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
"Semi-naked man nabbed after ramming into several cars in Johor"
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
This prefabricated mirror cabin can be assembled in just eight hours, which reflects well on the designers
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Gay dating apps like Grindr are trying to "create connections beyond the bedroom," presumably in places like bathroom stalls, parking lots, and public parks
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Fri June 23, 2017
(HelloGiggles)
 
 
 
Seven reasons for having sex on a first date and why it's an amazing idea. OK must bookmark site
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Man stabbed near Dick's. That's what happens when your pants fit like a glove
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Can't get nachos prepared the way you like them? That's a stabbing
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