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130 headlines found matching 'bed'
Wed May 04, 2016
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Top doctor recommends giving dying patients whiskey. And technically, we're all dying
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
150 million emails are sent every minute on the internet. Which is amazing when you consider everyone under 30 stopped sending emails three years ago
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Was it over when the Burlington Free Press published an op-ed calling for Bernie to give up? Was...oh, well, yeah, I guess it really was over then
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Mon May 02, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
If the lines at your local gas station seem a bit longer today, it has nothing to do with gas prices. It's just been 17 drawings since anyone won the Powerball, and the jackpot has climbed to a third of billion dollars
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Fri April 29, 2016
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Supporters of grassroots semipro soccer club Detroit City FC perturbed that billionaires Dan Gilbert and Tom Gores can just get MLS franchise for Detroit without reaching out to them or slipping them some sugar
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Subby doesn't know about the size of Trump's fingers, but apparently his nickname in bed is limp biscuit
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Thu April 28, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Seriously, guys...I can quit goldfarming any time I want. I just don't want to
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
More and more people are wearing fashion accessories bedazzled with live plants. They say the style really grows on them
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Tue April 26, 2016
(KESQ Palm Springs)
 
 
 
Fight breaks out among security guards at Coachella, two people stabbed in places you probably haven't heard of
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"What I learned by waking up at 4:30 a.m. for 21 days." In related news, there's a 4:30 in the morning now
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Character references for disgraced former Congressman and alleged child molester Dennis Hastert (R)...written by politicians: "We all have our flaws but Dennis Hastert has very few." Well one really big one anyhow
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
There are a few IPA beers that are not overdone, hop-bombed atrocities of beer and craft brewing. To be exact, there are eight of them
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Self-described Catholic "church militant" posted a new video in which he thanks God for giving his mother stomach cancer and dying so that he would be brought back to the Catholic Church that also "cured" him of his homosexuality
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Sat April 23, 2016
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Police search for man in Arby's uniform that robbed a Dollar General. They're looking all over but I'm thinking Arby's
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Fri April 22, 2016
(The Spirits Business)
 
 
 
Bompas & Parr has created a new gin that contains drinkable collagen and is described as "the alcoholic equivalent of a facial"
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Influential venture capitalist warns young start-ups that nobody wants to get into bed with someone who has "dirty term sheets"
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(ScienceBlog)
 
 
 
The scientific validity behind 'early to bed and early to rise' isn't that regular sleep is good for your heart, it's that if you're in bed at 9 p.m., you aren't up drinking, smoking and eating crap until 3 a.m
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Massachusetts court asked to decide if Ambien defense to DUI also applies to non-Kennedys
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Expert" explains how to recover from a sleepless night. If you guessed the "expert" advice was go back to bed and get some more sleep, you win a No-Prize
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Protip: When planting evidence to frame an acquaintance, do not use your own easily recognizable sunglass case to stash the meth
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Kurt Cobain's guitar used on Nirvana's final tour is going up for auction. It's described as virtually new because Cobain never really used it, as he focused more time sounding like a brick in a blender while onstage
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
And at 26 years and 21 days, Tammy the cat has seen more than 1352 Caturdays and she is not ready to stop counting yet either
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Thu April 14, 2016
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Arrested for what? Eating mulch? I'm sorry, I thought this was America
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Watching the uncensored version of Robocop next to the overdubbed made for TV version is like taking a strange trip back in time. (Not safe for work language in video)
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Wed April 13, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bedbugs developing thick skin to ward off pesticides, your insults
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
In a photo essay Politico asks the question "How close are Huma Abedin and Hillary Clinton?" before hastily adding: NTTAWWT
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
San Francisco Giants sign Brandon Belt to a five year $73 million contract. Which should now be enough money to put a down payment on a two bedroom fixer upper townhouse in Pacific Heights
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Nobody likes a cockblock
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
1,200 participants successfully break world record in a game of 'human mattress dominoes.' Yes, there is a video
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Former NFL player files lawsuit over teddy bear company's sleep wear, because he equates innocent bedtime phrase parents have used for generations with his proud history of having knocked children unconscious
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Being found with your boyfriend's blood all over you after he is stabbed with a kitchen knife is "legally insufficient" to prosecute you for anything in Washington State, if you're Miss Washington USA
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Wed April 06, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Matt Foley has moved his van to the U.K
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Tue April 05, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Best Korean monitoring officials announce that satellite images of plumes from nuclear facility are not, in fact, from Kim Jong-un's bedside microwave
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Sat April 02, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Husband obviously got his inspiration from Kathy Bates and the movie "Misery" when he tied his wife to a bunk bed and smashed her ankles with a hammer so she wouldn't escape
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Couple awakes to 400-pound bear licking their bedroom window. Same thing happened to me last time I got drunk at a pride parade
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Thu March 31, 2016
(CSN Bay Area)
 
 
 
Never has an NBA player scored 1,000 points, grabbed 500 rebounds, dished out 500 assists, blocked 100 shots and had 100 steals in one season... until now
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
"One thing led to another, I feel so bad about it, but it happens. We're family," says man stabbed by his brother with a fork over a pot roast
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Wed March 30, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
The rent is too damn high and the bedbugs are too damn small
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"Rare example of lost language" inscribed on 2,500-year-old rock found in Italy translates roughly to "Man, these Etruscans are a surly bunch"
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
For Sale: 6 bedroom, 3.5 bath stately colonial designed with all the character and charm of the early 1900s. Includes creepy stalker called "The Watcher" who will ask you to "fill the house with the young blood I requested" (w/pics)
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(Lowell Sun)
 
 
 
Drunken pillow fights with your girlfriend are all fun and games until you end up being held without bail
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Seriously, how can somebody not realize they have been stabbed?
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Man kidnapped and robbed while visiting *exotic dancer (* Tulsa)
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Tue March 22, 2016
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri DOT employee reported missing. Described as about 10 feet tall and weighing approximately 50 pounds, Bob was last seen on Saturday, and was wearing a yellow vest and sunglasses
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Mon March 21, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
How the hell did Belgium of all places become a hotbed of violent jihadist ideology?
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Sat March 19, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
If your husband won't get out of bed, the first thing you should do is hit him on the head with a pot. If that doesn't work you should punch him in the face. If that doesn't work you should stab him in the hand
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Thu March 17, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC fifth-grader takes "packing for school" to a whole new level
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Sun March 13, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Are you one of thousands complaining about expensive housing prices? It turns out buying a house may not be the best decision
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Homeowner protects himself from home invader who refused to leave his property, broke a window, and climbed into the apartment. If it was Texas, they would give the homeowner a medal, this being California however, he is in custody
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Sat March 12, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bernie to campaign staff after Super Tuesday: "Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL NO." Jeff Weaver to campaign staff: "Forget it, he's rolling"
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Study concludes it's best not to wake up grumpy. Let her sleep
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Central Maine)
 
 
 
Well, on the positive side she used a new knife to stab the husband and only stabbed him once more while driving him to the hospital
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Apparently a night of shootin' can tucker out a 75-year-old
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Mon March 07, 2016
(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Remember the UK street beggar who finished his shift and then climbed into his $70,000 Audi? Well, let's hope he has comprehensive glass coverage
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Sun March 06, 2016
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Amber-entombed lizards, dating back 99 million years, found in Myanmar. Dr Alan Grant ecstatic
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
BBC discovers that showing full-frontal nudity in prime time instantly cuts show ratings in half: "Viewer numbers dive-bombed each time actor Conor McCarron, playing suspect Frankie Alder, was seen without a shred of clothing on"
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Sat March 05, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Are you smarter than an NFL quarterback? Here's the test that Johnny Manziel aced but Dan Marino bombed
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Fri March 04, 2016
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Police seek robbery suspect described as "handsome," "cute," "well dressed" and "European," wonder if he's single
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Wed March 02, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hugh Hefner's 24-year-old son writes article on family friend Donald Trump. Says Trump is as racist as he's been described and he cares nothing for the country. How 24-year-old Cooper Hefner knows any of this is the real question
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Tue March 01, 2016
(The Daily Record)
 
 
 
Police seeking Roomba bandits. Suspects described as 'neat-freak geeks'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Self-described "fat activist" who admits that having a baby made her uncomfortable with her body poses in her underwear with her belly on display to reclaim her confidence. Thanks a lot Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
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Mon February 29, 2016
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Parents rent drug-sniffing dogs to search teens' bedrooms. Your dog wants a trenchcoat, a straight shot of bourbon, and the rotten truth
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pick-up truck carrying a canister of highly radioactive Iridium-192 has been stolen in San Juan del Rio, Mexico. Suspect is described at 3 ft tall, green, and dressed in a Roman military outfit, and may be carrying a space modulator
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A breakdown of "Knots Untie," the latest episode of The Walking Dead, which featured the debut of Hilltop and not much else. Like the farm episodes of season two
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Sun February 28, 2016
(Mic)
 
 
 
Here's why 'organic' skincare is a ripoff: "If we could put something on the surface of the skin and it was all absorbed into the bloodstream, you would never have to take pills - you could just rub medicine on your skin. It doesn't work that way"
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Chinese claw machine expert grabs 3,000 toys in six months, impressing onlookers, infuriating arcade owners
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Sat February 27, 2016
(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
"Can you describe the man that robbed you?" "Yes, average build, but with strong shoulders. And very nice teeth"
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Fri February 26, 2016
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Employee who owns one of legendary punk club CBGB's original awnings returns for photo shoot: "We had some good times under that awning, it was the awning I was stabbed under"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hermoine Granger and the enchanted $59 a month ladies' pleasure portal (SFW)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Sex with a 60-year-old is simply awesome," says 27-year-old wife
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Israeli boy finds world's oldest action figure, estimated to be 3,400 years old and described as in near-mint condition but out of its original package
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Thu February 25, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
SpaceX launches tonight with big satellite and another drone ship landing attempt. Webcast starts at 6:45 PM EST. Subby's hoping there's no big bada-boom (note: first launch window scrubbed, bumping thread to Thursday at 6:46 PM EST)
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Ten CEOs that need to go this year. Not surprising: Twitter. Surprising: the CEO for Bed, Bath and Beyond makes HOW MUCH per year?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"So why did you enter the NFL Draft?" "I want to help my homeless mom"
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Tue February 23, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Batman fan welcomes you to his batcave bedroom after he spent 18 months making it creepy cool
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In case you needed one, here's your reason for staying in bed this morning
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Sat February 20, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Police have arrested a serial burglar who robbed 86 nail salons in 32 towns over the past ten months because of his hoodie
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Fri February 19, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Yes getting old sucks, but when an old bedridden dog and a young puppy meet and bond, it just makes your day. Every day ends with a happ{y}
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Was it over when the helicopter bombed Pearl Harbor?
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Thu February 18, 2016
(Royal Society of Chemistry)
 
 
 
Scientists in China have identified an exceptionally stable volleyball-shaped molecular buckyball which they have dubbed 'volleyballene'
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Wed February 17, 2016
(Sky News (Australia))
 
 
 
Iraq is searching for 'stolen' radioactive material, suspect is described as between 6 feet and 2 miles tall, blue and frequently nude
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sometimes, you just can't improve a headline: Shotgun-wielding man threatens to kill girlfriend after becoming jealous of breastfeeding infant
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
How to tell if that tuna sandwich you found under the bed is still good to eat
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(Express Tribune (Pakistan))
 
 
 
Here is the one case where eating sushi in Japan is a punishment
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Tue February 16, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Please note: safe gun storage locations do not include 'under your girlfriend as she flops into bed'
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Sexy model gets her photo session bombed by two monkeys farking
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Mon February 15, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Obama, in the bedroom, with a pillow
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Sun February 14, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ralph Macchio, 54, rehearsing for off-Broadway memory play, doesn't mind that everyone still calls him the Karate Kid. "Mr. Macchio has steered clear of the sex-and-drug scandals that have bedeviled some of his '80s peers as they've aged"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lita Ford tells all about the '80s in her new biography: "She claims Bon Jovi vomited while they were in bed, Eddie Van Halen jumped out a building to escape her ex and Dee Dee Ramone gave her crabs"
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Waterbeds once accounted for a quarter of all mattress sales. So, what happened?
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Fri February 12, 2016
(Cal Coast News)
 
 
 
Man stabbed three times in fight over sunglasses. I guess you could say things got a little ***puts on Exhibit A*** shady ... YEAAAHHH
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Thu February 11, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Cliven Bundy arrested in Portland. Civil disobedience is OVER
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Wed February 10, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
13-year old fatally shot after cousin falls off hoverboard, discharging felon brother's illegal firearm. This one needs a trailer, a drone, an alligator and a pitbull to complete the Florida Bingo card
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
17 aphrodisiac foods to spice up your Valentine's Day. Turn up the heat in the bedroom by starting the fire in the kitchen
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Here hold my shopping bag while I fall 60ft off this balcony onto a display bed
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Tue February 09, 2016
(Oldham Chronicle (UK))
 
 
 
Woman gets free pink dye job as she sleeps from her red scandinavian bedding
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Mon February 08, 2016
(CarterMatt)
 
 
 
Mulder and Scully start thinking about their child again, and though the episode is titled "Home Again", there will be no inbred mutants making sweet sweet love to their quadruple amputee mother under the bed in this week's X-Files, 8 PM ET on Fox
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN commentator and self-described "personal friend" of Marco Rubio thinks he looks tired. Don't you think he looks tired?
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Aaww: A woman finds her long-lost father and invites him to share her home. Eeww: So he rapes her
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Sun February 07, 2016
(Patch)
 
 
 
It doesn't matter how tough you and your friends think you are, once you get dubbed "The Miley Cyrus Boys," all your street cred goes out the window
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Sat February 06, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Woman asleep in bed with her husband killed by morning wood
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Things you should not do this Monday for Chinese New Year or risk full year of bad luck: eat tofu, eat leftover rice, chop food, sweep floor, wash clothes, take out garbage, greet someone who's still in bed, scold children, curse. You're welcome
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Fri February 05, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
8-year-old robs grocery at gun point. Mom's comment: "When I grabbed my purse, it was so light... I said, where is my gun?"
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Scientists have sequenced the genome of bedbugs in order to find ways to eradicate them
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Thu February 04, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Here's how professional singers avoid sore throats
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Mon February 01, 2016
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the Front Page of the Bangor Daily News: "Mysterious intruder means it's time to start locking my front door"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
We've been dumping insecticide on bedbugs, and it turns out they find it kind of tasty
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
1 fatally stabbed in |▮|| |||| |||▮| ||
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Sun January 31, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
It was terrible when the kitty got eaten by the mices, so terrible in fact he couldn't even wake up for it
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Sat January 30, 2016
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Biker brawl at Colorado Motorcycle Expo leaves multiple people shot, one stabbed
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Thu January 28, 2016
(Lightly Buzzed)
 
 
 
Not news: Kanye West being a self-absorbed blowhard and publicly throwing a former friend under the bus. Fark: it all happened because Kanye hasn't brushed up on his weedology
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Tue January 26, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why D.C. hates Ted Cruz OR the one time Ted Cruz stabbed perhaps his only friend in the Senate in the back
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Mon January 25, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
No sex? That's a nunchucking
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Sun January 24, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Journalists embed themselves in Y'all Qaeda's aviary siege and interview the weekend warriors playing dress-up and illegally occupying Federal property. And every one of them said they "would support this to the death"
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Sat January 23, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Massive 27-pound Maine Coon cat named Spock mistaken for an illegal wild animal would like the good Caturday people of San Jose to know he's just a precious domesticated pussy cat
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Thu January 21, 2016
(Aftonbladet (Sweden))
 
 
 
Gothenburg Snow Penis rubbed out. Workers blow a new, much much bigger one and give the Nazca Lines penis envy
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Academy will consider moves to change its albedo from "alabaster" to "fresh snow"
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Wed January 20, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Man converts short bus into mobile home. Efforts to install waterbed were retarded
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Mon January 18, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Homeless man given a place to stay by a family, returns the favor by rescuing them from a fire
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Sat January 16, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police fear serial killer dubbed The Pusher is on the loose in Manchester and has killed 85 people by tossing them into canals
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Fri January 15, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman carrying wheelbarrow full of cash out of bank in Zimbabwe robbed: "Thieves seized the wheelbarrow, emptied the cash at her feet, and ran off with the wheelbarrow"
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Thu January 14, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
You're one of the prettiest patients I've ever come across
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
For the record, the microchip embedded in your dog is not a GPS, and it's no substitute for a good old fashioned collar and tag
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Wed January 13, 2016
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
The one thing that's gonna be creepy about living in the future is everybody's webbed feet
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Tue January 12, 2016
(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tortoises killed by slow-moving fire
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Televangelist Jim Bakker blames the "Spirit of ISIS" for the extreme weather the US is experiencing, his low gas mileage, and that time he stubbed his toe yesterday morning
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Sat January 09, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Perhaps spraying yourself and your couch with alcohol and then lighting a cigarette to set a bedbug on fire might not be the most effective method of getting rid of them
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Fri January 08, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Here's the full list of BAFTA nominations, and it looks like Britain snubbed Spectre and Room in favor of Spielberg and DiCaprio being sexually assaulted by a bear
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Thu January 07, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
China's stock market just crapped the bed. Trading halted for the day. That's the second time this week
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Wed January 06, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"The only people there should be the armed men who are willing to die there with Ammon Bundy and his brothers and a couple of embedded reporters." Embedded reporters "Wait, what?"
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