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158 headlines found matching 'bed'
Sun February 19, 2017
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(Austin American-Statesman)
 
 
 
Yeah, about that Texas 'congressman' described as wishing for another 9/11...
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Doesn't it just ruin your day when you watch yet another brothel raid on TV ... and see your wife?
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.S. household debt climbed to its highest total in a decade. Even Congress is asking Americans if they've ever heard of a budget
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Fri February 17, 2017
(CounterPunch)
 
 
 
You've never truly libbed until you're so lib that you blame super arch-conservative epic level puppetmaster Obama for everything Trump is doing now
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Donald Trump isn't insane; he's just a horrible boss whom you only have to listen to "for five minutes to know that he is intimately familiar with the taste of a waiter's testicles rubbed on to his $200 filet mignon"
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Grateful Dead will finally officially release their legendary 5/8/77 Cornell show, including 5/5 New Haven, CT, 5/7/ Boston, and 5/9 Buffalo; these shows are described by some as the 4 best consecutive shows the band ever performed
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan says we should support Trump. Also, she's really into Islam. Lindsay Lohan, America's greatest troll
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(SEScoops)
 
 
 
WWE wrestlers Heath Slater and the Ascension robbed in Oakland. This has nothing to do with how they have been booked
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Apparently, it's technically legal to screw police officers with booby traps. Or at least, they can't find out what law to use
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(Eastern Daily Press (UK))
 
 
 
Lloyd's of London bans daytime drinking among staff, to the fury of staff: "Will they tell us to go to bed earlier soon too?"
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Tue February 14, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"If you forgot to make dinner reservations for you and your Valentine, there's at least one option available for a candlelight dinner. White Castle." Bedroom smelling reeeeal funky in 3...2...1
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(Good.is)
 
 
 
Expert fortune cookie writer quits due to "writer's block" in bed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Actually, you totally did. You just weren't bright enough to realize it.' Iowa Police and Firefighter's unions: "We didn't vote Republican to get stabbed in the back"
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
North Dakota politician opposes ending the state's "blue laws" prohibiting booze sales on Sunday mornings because "wives should make their husbands breakfast in bed"
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Fri February 10, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Overnight, someone left a bunch of kitties in plastic tubs at the local cat rescue place. This is not the recommended method for offloading your cats
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
President Trumpy is out of his mind if he thinks he can split up BFF Russia and Iran.They're not getting out of bed with each other anytime soon
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers determine why oceans have absorbed so much carbon. Turns out it was a cabal of cetaceans who are trading big time on carbon credits to the detriment of the mollusks, who are pissed
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Don't mess with Texas...unless you are President Trump and threaten to cut our federal funding. Then we are eager to roll over and be your ever obedient biatch
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Tue February 07, 2017
(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
In which Rep. Ryan is described as a "liberal," and Democrats and Republicans have been governing "from a silent liberal consensus" since WWII
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Mon February 06, 2017
(NESN)
 
 
 
Boston Globe declares Thomas Dewey Superbowl MVP
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Sun February 05, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Are you sick of going to bed late and waking up tired? Then grab your hiking boots and a tent. Yes, in February
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
After being robbed five times in four months, Baltimore coffee shop decides to no longer accept cash ... and 90% of customers support it
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Up to two dozen bald eagles have found a great place to bed down for the winter, complete with juicy rainbow trout to enjoy
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Fri February 03, 2017
(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
Montana legislature debates bill allowing hunters to wear fluorescent pink instead of orange, dubbed the "Aw Hell No What the Sweet Christ Y'all Buncha Damn Sissy Pantywaists Thinkin'" Act of 2017
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(BGR)
 
 
 
All that talk about Apple not innovating enough can be put to bed with the news about its new Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge phone they are calling iPhone 8
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman's business is thriving. She gets paid $81 to come to your home and lay in your bed for an hour before your bedtime, to warm your bed for you
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Thu February 02, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Think that your credit cards are safer now that they have embedded chip technology? Sorry, think again
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Japanese antidote for overwork is taking "inemuri" naps in public. As opposed to the U.S. where it's called the Monday afternoon staff meeting
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Meet the guys in the Middle East who build real-life warbots in their bombed-out garages: "War is hell, but it's also a catalyst for innovation in weapons and tactics. Nothing stimulates creativity quite like having someone trying to kill you" (pics)
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Wed February 01, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The lesson here is: Don't hand over your valuables to a stranger while you head off to have sex in the park, and then claim to have been robbed
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Is the secret to better sex getting more sleep?
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Havasu News)
 
 
 
Man stabbed with scissors after refusing threesome with woman from dog park
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently, early to bed and early to rise will make you sick, poor, and covered with flies. So stay up late and have a good night because going to bed early can go fly a kite
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
EPA site to be scrubbed clean of climate
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Unable to accept the reality that he lost the popular vote by 3 million votes, Trump calls for a "major investigation" of massive voter fraud. In related news, the president orders the FBI to investigate the boogey monster that lives under his bed
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toronto Police: If your illegal weed shop is robbed, you should totally report it to us for your own protection. No, seriously. What? Why are you laughing?
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Zen and the art of hitchhiking into bed with Douglas Adams
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man stabbed in tailor shop but is luckily stitched up quickly with a special cross-stitch, an embroidered design, and a little piping
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New research shows that it's possible to train yourself to need less sleep. It's called having kids
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Shoot and kill your coworker during a robbery? That's fine, since the place was being robbed, we will just pin the murder charge on the robber
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Sat January 21, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Being stabbed once is bad enough, but being stabbed 25 times and not dying makes you almost immortal
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Fri January 20, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Atlas V launch of SBIRS GEO 3 satellite (defense satellite for Air Force) from Cape Canaveral was scrubbed on Thursday. Next window opens Friday at 7:42-8:22pm EST
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Thu January 19, 2017
(BT.com)
 
 
 
Latest proposals for public art include a recreation of a protective deity destroyed by Islamic State, a sculpture of a scoop of ice cream topped with a drone and just a whole bunch of things described by words that just don't belong together (pics)
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Wed January 18, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Combine UberEats, the CHP and a film crew for 'People Behaving Badly'. Merriment ensues
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's latest reason why the 'Pissgate' report is fake? "I was never even in that room for that period of time"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Woman stabs man nine times when he says he won't commit to a relationship - as if that's going to change his mind
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
A self-described 'comedian' and Dallas fan from Florida gets a Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl LI Champion tattoo on his arm. Fark: Now needs tattoo removal advice
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
People are now abusing opioids prescribed to pets. Your dog still wants steak
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New reality show has strangers getting naked and into bed together; otherwise known as 'Things You Did When You Left the Bar'
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Sun January 15, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Do you wear underwear to bed? Uh yeah, about that (Not safe for work pic in article)
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Penthouse offers $1 million reward for video of former Playboy and GQ cover model receiving a golden shower
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Tue January 10, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
The woman who broke the story on the start of World War II passes at 104. Subby is happy he could get out of bed and drop his kids off at school
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My stepdaughter hates me. I married her father after her mother died. Now she wants me to watch her two young kids as she goes back to work. My husband thinks she is trying; I think she wants free child care. What do I do?"
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Mon January 09, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Under Armour launches Tom Brady line of pajamas aimed at people who still believe that an NFL quarterback who is married to a supermodel goes to bed every night wearing pajamas
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Wearing pyjamas to the supermarket is absolutely fine. It's fine in any supermarket, at any time of the day. Let's put this issue to bed"
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Fri January 06, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Five sexual fantasies your man will never tell you about. #3 is just NOPE
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Thu January 05, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Man who robbed pizza shop with face covered but otherwise nude arrested. No word as to whether a tallywacker lineup was used in identification
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Tom Hardy reading a children's bedtime story proves maybe Max isn't so mad after all
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
What's worse than finding a half-naked man asleep in your bed? Him telling you there are "more like him downstairs"
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Bobby Bowden once slept in a recruit's bed all night to guarantee the kid would sign. "His momma cooked me breakfast. I knew I had him. That was back when you could do that. You can't do that anymore"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Maybe if the Galactic Senate hadn't defunded Planned Parenthood, the Republic wouldn't have succumbed to an evil fascist dictatorship. But hey, that was a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Today will be the busiest day in online dating history as people look back on the holidays, think about the friends they spent time with, and think, "I'm not doing THAT again"
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Tue January 03, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
"Someone's been smoking in my bed," said baby bear. "And he's still here"
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You may need a new agent if you're a gay basher and he schedules you to be on Ellen
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(Computer Business Review)
 
 
 
Cloudflare's servers crapped the bed this weekend after that unexpected Leap Year second that no one knew was coming until the last second
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Ambien walrus almost bought me a Murphy bed for the den. What's he done to you lately?
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Huma Abedin rang in the new year Weinerless
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Sun January 01, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
2016 box office sets record, but it would have been better if so many sequels hadn't bombed
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
2017 New Year's Resolution: civil disobedience
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Inherit a fortune, Yioda will
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
Too much sleep can kill you. Also, too little sleep can kill you. Pretty much anything you do will kill you
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man who stabbed girlfriend to death sued by company that cleaned up the crime scene because everybody needed to see psychologists afterwards
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm thinking about letting an almost complete stranger from the internet stay with me for a few days... What ground rules should I establish to make sure I don't get robbed or murdered or worse?
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Sun December 25, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to live in a castle with 12 bedrooms? At the cost of an L.A. single family home in a mediocre neighborhood? Now's your chance
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Star Wars Rogue One is #1 with $70 million, Sing a distant #2 with $34.5 million. Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt's Passengers debuted at a weak #3 with $12.4 million, and Why Him bombed at #4 with $10.3 million, due to the presence of James Franco
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bed Bath & Beyond hope
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The real question here is why is your mom coming into your bedroom wearing only her underwear in the first place
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Man who just got out of jail shows up at his baby mama's trailer looking for his stuff and gets stabbed in the neck by her new boyfriend. Why yes, this did happen in the south
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Wed December 21, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California's Klan Leader reportedly stabbed Hoosier Klan rep in retaliation for online comments critical of Disneyland rally. Fark: after drinking screwdrivers at North Carolina party celebrating Trump victory
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Last week in Federal court cases you probably didn't hear about: a small-town mayor described as "basically the bad guy from 'Road House'"; sex toys in prison; and a suit against an officer who killed a suspect actually allowed to proceed
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Delta confirms split after finding Alaska in bed with Virgin
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Bana Alabed, the 7-year-old whose Twitter account and posts made her the face of Syria's plight in Aleppo, has made it to safety
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Force is with Rogue One as it raked in $153 million, the 12th-biggest opening and 2nd best December opening behind The Force Awakens. Moana was #2 with $12 million, Office Christmas Party #3 with $8 million while Collateral Beauty bombed at #4 (Spoilers in thread)
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Even if you have superior athletic skill, you'll appreciate the awesome upper body strength of this paraplegic athlete who just climbed a 500-meter high mountain IN HIS WHEELCHAIR
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Pillow talk (Not safe for work language)
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I could have been someone; I put my dreams with my wife's own to care for her sick father who was dying of cancer. I took over his business, left grad school, and now he's better and I want to try and live my dreams. What do I do?"
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Mon December 12, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN reports that the consensus about Russian hacking seems less certain than originally described over the weekend
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Terminally ill boy dies in Santa's arms after being told that he was Santa's #1 elf
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Sun December 11, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man is stabbed to death while attending a party honoring a friend who was stabbed to death. A pattern is developing
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Hot new millennial trend: Setting up fake walls in apartments so you can cram four slackers in a small one-bedroom apartment
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Sat December 10, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
What is the biggest issue with the state you live in?
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
"Smith" screamed the shrewish voice from the telescreen. "6079 Smith W" - Yes, YOU. Strip your bed. Anyone under 45 is perfectly capable of working for Amazon. We don't all have the privilege of warehouse duty, but at least we can write code"
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(Fox 25 Boston)
 
 
 
Mac and Cheese may have used up almost all of their nine lives after somehow surviving a 10 alarm fire - that burned for 20 hours, damaging 16 buildings and leaving 125 homeless - without a scratch. Come watch their tearful reunion on Caturday
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Think John Glenn was a hero? Wait until you meet his wife, Annie (link fixed)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man spends over $30,000 to look like Captain America's nemesis, The Red Skull. If he had actually ever read a comic book he would have known that for most of the Skull's history, his red face was just a cheap-ass mask
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
How many different jobs have you had? If you're feeling bold, list them
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Sting visits Japan to plug new album, does talk-show circuit, eats ramen, gets photobombed backstage by this year's Asian novelty-hit artist to satisfy their shared record label. Lite rock stardom isn't all it's cracked up to be
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Have an extra $150,000 laying around you'd like to sleep on? Try out this $150,000 mattress from Swedish company Hästens Vividus
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Wearing socks to bed is not only good for your health, it makes you a better lover
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Fri December 02, 2016
(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Dear prospective landlords: You're not supposed to enter a tenant's apartment without permission. You're especially not supposed to have sex on their beds while they're at work. And cleaning up the mess with the tenant's wedding dress is right out
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
If you have a "Demon-possessed house," Pat Robertson encourages you to sell it to someone else so it can be their problem. Hey, it's better than him going on about Trump
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Wed November 30, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Getting dubbed the "best looking couple in Britain" on social media still only means you're British good looking
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
The next time you're at the movie theater buy a tub of popcorn and a box of cookie dough bites. Dump the cookie dough bites into the popcorn. Eat, enjoy, say 'Yum' frequently
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Someone has been sleeping in my bed, said baby bear, and he's still here...and naked
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
F'ken oath, mate, this bloke in his jocks talking to the sheila on the telly is the Aussiest bloke you'll ever f'ken see. Crikey
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
E-cigarette explodes in man's pants at Grand Central Terminal. Normally an explosion in a man's pants at Grand Central involves being rubbed on by a guy in a dirty Elmo costume and costs 20 bucks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Several Texas Rangers prospects might be in deep shiat for rubbing pine tar on another players personal bat
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Tue November 22, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pro tip. When the police come to your house looking for you, they probably will look under your bed
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Joe Thomas unhappy with the Browns offensive line. On the plus side, they're kicking ass at the mannequin challenge
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Sun November 20, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them is #1 at the box office with $76 million Dr. Strange #3 with $16.7 million, Trolls #2 with $16.7 million. The Edge of Seventeen thudded at #7 with $4.8 million, and Billy Lynn bombed with a paltry $1 million
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Medical community take note - Chinese farmer invents ingenious kidney stone-removing bed for his ailing wife
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Media that couldn't embed too many Jon Stewart, John Oliver, etc DESTROYING, EVISCERATING, and ANNIHILATING Republicans videos, suddenly worried about "fake news"
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(AOL)
 
 
 
World's heaviest man (1,100 pounds) leaves his bed for the first time in 6 years
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Thu November 17, 2016
(PureWow)
 
 
 
Seven reasons why it's actually better to let your dog sleep in your bed
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Wed November 16, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Three Dutch WW2 shipwrecks vanished from Java Sea bed. Divers say there are large holes, they cannot even find a rudder
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists have measured the shortest unit of time ever, dubbing it the howlongyoulastinbeddosecond
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Tue November 15, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
And here you thought Han Solo was a gentleman on the set of Star Wars and didn't have use of one of those cocky lightsabers
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
That their parents are self-absorbed morans, probably
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Sun November 13, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Trump's probably only gonna stay in the White House part time. It's a little on the small side
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Fear. Passion. Fellowship. An embedded reporter discusses the inner workings of an NYC Trump protest
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
After 18 years, UK man makes the difficult decision to euthanize his dog, asks others to join in for its last walk on the beach
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
If you unsuccessfully try to hotwire someone's pickup, don't leave a citation for an earlier crime behind in the cab
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Oh man, this kid is soooo grounded (Warning: graphic images)
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
As punishment for them screwing up the election (again) God smites Florida with a rare type of bedbug not seen in over 60 years
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman who once got stuck in a bath because of her HH breasts starts crowdfunder to have them reduced
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The top foods that cause insomnia. Who knew consuming a bacon cheeseburger would cause heartburn?
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hotel guests sleep with a dead body under their bed for at least a week after a woman's body is discovered by cleaners. Thankfully the hotel did not charge the guests for an extra occupant
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
As America goes off to vote, the rest of the world watches and waits the results in a state that can be best described as "pants-shiatting terror"
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Mon November 07, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Should I rat out my co-worker for faking a sick day?
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, she sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window she flew like a flash. Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. That's when the stray bullet hit her she died shortly after
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Fri November 04, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
And now we know. That bizarrely timed letter from FBI director Comey? Starting to look a whole lot like payback, as a Wikileaked email from a top aide to Clinton described Comey as a "Bad Choice" for FBI director
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Thu November 03, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Husband reunites with wife who stabbed him after she got out of prison
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Submitter never knew he wanted to be shot, roped, blown up, stabbed, trampled and frowned at by a phenomenally hot woman until he saw this new Wonder Woman trailer. I'll be bleeding in my bunk. (safe for work)
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Ways to get your kids to sleep: bedtime stories, lullabies, injecting them with heroin, glass of wa...Wait, WHAT?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
New Poll shows there are no "monsters" hiding under America's bed...at least not ones who are going to vote
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
When your new sports car is described as "ludicrously fast," you know it's got to be good
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Smartphones and tablets in the bedroom disrupt the sleep of children, even if they are off. The news surprised most parents, smartphones have an off button?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I gave my male partner a pair of my panties to wear; it was hot. He started wearing lingerie in the bedroom. It was hot. He has started to wear it around the house and under his work clothes. It's not hot. What do I do?"
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Tue November 01, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The private, public hell of being Huma Abedin
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Huma Abedin: As Hillary as my witness, I have no idea how my emails wound up on the Wein's computer. Suuuuuure
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(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Finally Trump has his own scandal too, you see an investigation has revealed linens are not being washed between guests at his new Trump International Hotel. Ewwww
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Sat October 29, 2016
(Ian Visits)
 
 
 
Experts had long thought the mighty stone foundations of England's Clifton Suspension Bridge were as solid as the bedrock they stood upon. The experts were wrong
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Fri October 28, 2016
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this bedroom scene
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The Baldwin brothers are going to war over Donald Trump, making it only a matter of time before the Arquette compound is bombed
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Thu October 27, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
On the campaign trail with former KKK leader David Duke:"When I'm speaking in front of a large crowd I imagine them wearing bed sheets. That usually helps with my stage fright"
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Megan Fox releases photo of her new baby, Journey River Green Fox, Bicycle Toaster Blue Luxury Yacht
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Former Miss Finland becomes 12th woman to man-shame Trump, claiming he grabbed her ass because she reminded him of Melania "when she was younger"
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Woman who distrusts banks but had faith in humanity kept 100 gold bars in her bedroom. Let's see how that worked out for her
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Walmart to improve the holiday shopping experience by introducing 'Holiday Helpers'...employees who will be 'wearing festive Santa hats and bright red sashes inscribed with "Holiday Helpers," and handing out candy canes.' Yeah that will boost morale
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Man steals Torah scrolls valued at $200,000 from Brooklyn synagogue. Suspect described as a cleric with +85 spell power
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Tue October 25, 2016
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
"I think there is a monster under my bed." "No it isn't, it is just a dead body that has been there for over a week"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Strange bedfellows: A liberal activist worked with Breitbart during the primaries to cover his disruptions of events for Cruz and Rubio, and incited violence at Trump rallies so it could be blamed on Democrats
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So it's perfectly fine for "The Walking Dead" to show a guy get his skull bashed in with a barbed-wire baseball bat, as long as no one uses the F word doing it
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The scariest thing I can think of this Halloween is being woken up by Julian Assange sitting on my bed with a stuffed giraffe and a nondisclosure agreement
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Latest Wikileaks bombshell shows that Crooked Hillary's corrupt campaign had something called an "Opposition Research" division that apparently combed public records looking for bad things Trump said and did to use against him during the campaign
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Love scene between Tom Cruise and Cobie Smulders in the movie "Jack Reacher" was reportedly cut. Apparently producers just didn't think it was realistic. Cruise in bed with a woman?
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Sun October 23, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
In Japan children ride the subway alone. In Spain children don't have set bedtimes. In Scandinavia children are allowed to sleep outside in the cold. Meanwhile in America, you won't let your child play out front without a whistle around his neck
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(Metro)
 
 
 
When Jean-Claude Juncker was asked how things were going with Theresa May, he let out what can only be described as a mouth fart
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